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!zsAAHHH4Qw 09/14/10(Tue)01:07 No.3543297>>3540650 LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST FUCKING FOOD A PERSON CAN HAVE
FIRST
OF ALL, IT'S A FUCKING COW. DON'T FUCKING LIE, EVERY ONE OF YOU VEGFAGS
HAS WANTED TO CHOMP DOWN ON A COW ASS AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER. AND NOW
YOU CAN HAVE ONE HOLY SHIT.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS BITCH HAS
FUCKING PROTEIN. YOU WANT TO GET SOME GOD DAMN AMINO ACIDS? NUTS ARE FOR
PUSSIES, REAL MEN EAT MEAT, AND NOW YOU CAN TOO, YOU GREASY-HAIRED
METROSEXUAL HIPPIE FUCK.
BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY COCK ON A BRICK.
THIS
NIGGER HAS ITS OWN MARINATION. SEE ALL THAT FUCKING RED WET ON THE
INSIDE? THAT IS FUCKING BLOODY STEAK JUICE. OH MY GOD FUCKING SAVORY COW
GORE THAT SHIT MUST BE FUCKING DELICIOUS JESUS CHRIST IT'S LIKE I'M
EATING YOUR MOTHER'S PUSSY WITH A FORK.
AND THAT IS STILL NOT ALL GOD FUCKING CHRIST I AM SHITTING MAGNET TRAINS HERE
YOU
KNOW GLOBAL WARMING? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT ALL YOU VEGAN NECKBEARDS ARE SO
WORRIED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING RIGHT. WELL GUESS WHAT FAGS, YOU KNOW WHAT
EMITS MORE GREENHOUSE GAS THAN ALL THE CARS ON EARTH? COW FARTS.
THAT'S
RIGHT, SHITFACE, COW FARTS. SO IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PLANET, YOU
CAN EITHER STAND AROUND THE ORGANIC FOOD MART ROLLING DOOBIES WHILE
HEIFERS SHIT METHANE INTO THE ATMOSPHERE OR YOU CAN DRIVE YOUR SHITTY
100 MPG CLOWN CAR DOWN TO THE FARM RIGHT NOW AND STICK A FORK IN ONE OF
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS, HAVE A STEAK, AND BOOM SUDDENLY YOU'RE A FUCKING
HERO OF EARTH JESUS CHRIST ENJOY YOUR AVALANCHE OF WOMEN YOU HARDCORE
SON OF A BITCH.
SERIOUSLY, IT'S A FUCKING MEAT SLAB, IT'S JUICY AS FUCK, AND IF YOU EAT IT YOU CAN LITERALLY SAVE THE FUCKING PLANET.
THAT'S WHY STEAK IS THE BEST FOOD EVER. |