record player

flat screen tv? man I do not have the upperbody strength for that

Fuck.
A wall.

6 feet tall speaker?

...My best friend?

Well that will prove to be interesting...

To my left is two rats and a cat on a sofa.

Could the animals be used as sacrifice?

An old porcelain doll I bought at a flea market.
Fuck yeah.

A door.
I'll break it down into bats.

fuck yea

A shelf?
I guess that would work.

A PIANO, YES.

When I did this in /x/, I got bedsheets, so I'll take the piano any day.

It's a bookshelf filled with books, dvds, figurines, vases, candles, and several bowling trophies from when I was a kid.

I'll give um hell, then probably be killed shortly since it's all close combat stuff and I'm a wimpy girl.

an empty flask. fuck you!!!

Teacup Yorkie
Hm....

My camera

Awww yea, Frank West time

a spanish dictionary. oh, those mexicans will pay for the day comes!

a pink cellphone

...Damnit.

a spoon.
...shit

....my kitten....

I need to set my computer up in the kitchen next to the goddamn knives because i'm tired of getting my goddamn sofa every goddamn time

A box of toaster pastries.

Goddamnit.

>>3532949

What kind?


For me, it is my family's photo album.

A pillow.

PILLOW FIGHT!

a pillow....shit D:

:| the couch. I can't carry this shit.

My leg, lol.

A first-gen Zune player. Well it -does- feel like a brick ...

A left-overs container made of soft, cheap plastic that breaks if squeezed?

A tissue? A Mieu plushie? A speaker that'll break it if falls? The side of my desk? The wall?

>>3532933

A...table lamp? :/

I, uh...I actually have a .22 sitting immediately to the left of my computer (like, within arm's reach). I guess I'll go with the obvious choice.

Scissors.
Better than nothing, I guess.

A chair with my roommates pillow and towel on it. I guess that could work...

A bamboo plant. ._.

A Roxas wig.
Dear CGL, I am fucked.

Although, given that it was made with super-strength Squeenix grade-A hairgel....maybe I have a chance if I charge at zombies?

Nerf Stampede - fresh batteries, 3 18-round clips. If Nerf darts are any good against zombies, I'm golden!

....A pack of eclipse gum.
I KNEW IT, I'M FUCKED FOR THE APOCALYPSE!!!

A plastic cup

...A tiny water bottle. I don't think I can move of lift my room's closet.

...At least the bottle is full?

A stand up fan. I could totally make it work.

A small, round, side table. Sweet.

A mannequin. I doubt I can harm anything with it, but I might be able to use it as bait somehow?

...a copy of birth by sleep, special ed.
well I could throw it at the zombies I guess, and on the basis they are rabid KH fangirls, run for the hills and pray they squabble amongst themselves enough to further my escape.

There's a big pile of stuff. A psp, earphones, eyeglasses case, rubber bracelet and microfiber cleaning cloth. I guess I can nerd the zombies to death.

>>3532933
My cat. Sorry kitty, but thank you for your sacrifice. Then run the fuck out.

Well, I'm boned

A goddam Batman poster.
I feel save.

Oh shit yeah, Star Platinum.

>>3532966
I lol'd.

Also, Equus. I guess I will be pretentiously preaching to them about the battle of human spirit versus society. They will enjoy eating me so much.

Handkerchief?

it's a boring plant...

a can of relentless..FUCK YEAH

perfect

A pillow.
Shit. At least I have something to cry into though.

banana peel
fuck

the cat...I'm fucked.

Railing on my daybed or a t-square?

game boy

ZOMBIE BEATING TIME WITH THE POWER OF MUSIC FUCK YEAH.

This pillow/plush.

My. . My Sofa?
Well fuck yeah. I'm getting Shizuo Heiwajima up in this.

filing cabinet, shit just got real

Nice n heavy :3

A roll of toilet paper.

Damn.

A CD...

Electric fan
you know i'm dead

this bad boy

God damn nothing.

Only thing to my left is an empty wall and that's not really easy wielding so I guess I'm zombie chow.

My biology binder lols

warming flavored lube

...what am I going to do, fuck them to death?

A black scarf.
I guess i will strangle or lassoo them or something.

Beyond the black scarf is my kitten, though. I could throw him at them.

>>3533148
beat them with SCIENCE

My big, strong, dykey girlfriend.

Her weapon is her alarm clock.

A printer. I don't think this is going to work.

sweet! im actually sitting next to a 7mm Iranian Mauser......past that its a window air conditioner

I have a coffee mug and a wine cooler bottle.

A stack of college textbooks.... well at least their heavy.

>>3533152
Oh god, this was funnier than it should have been.

A Frisbee. Hell yeah.

A pillow. :I

acrylics and a canvas....?

I'll paint them a sunset before my intestines litter the drop cloth.

>>3533123

I lol'd.

A Wii-mote

My Cat!!

My open closet.It has a heater, a football, shoes, and my printer.

Oh and a couple of rulers and a Guitar Hero guitar.

Fuck.
An external harddrive.
Either that or the bookshelf

Mockingbird wish me luck by charles bukowski?


Oh shit I'm fucked.

Two rats and a can of Febreze. Rat-flail?

Wait, can I do my right side instead?
If so, then fuck yeah, bass guitar.

That's where I keep my gun rack

Too bad there's not guns on it..

Lmao, it's pointing at my boyfriend, he is sitting right next to me on his desk. I have a floor desk so I sit on my knees.

my black friend...

FUCK YES

>>3533229
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpq_lR8FTh0

:D

a childrens bible
a business card for my little bros highschool
and an empty bottle of mineral water
gonna banish me some zombies to higschool

awww....a lamp. hmm its not even a good lamp, its from IKEA.

Sofa cushion?!

Well balls...

My comforter? Really? What am I gonne do? Hide under it as zombies storm into my house?

My boyfriend's the lucky one, he gets to use my bass. I get to use an empty xbox box.

REESE'S PIECES.
Let's do this.

A wood plank, could be worse I guess.

The pink flamingo in my back yard.... At least I'll be unique while getting nommed....

A pair of chopsticks and an old pillow.
Alright.
We can do this.

Fuck.

My leg!!!!!

Well I'm fucked.

What the hell am I gonna do with this?

At least they are sharp.

FUCK YEAH!! Top of the shelf: Histugaya Toshiro's Hyourinmaru Katana!!!

this book. ...irony?

Okay, now it's my brother's guitar preamp, a printer and a water bottle.

... my stuffed sloth? I would never sacrifice Tatos! D:

>>3533225

A hairbrush and a DSiXL. :\ ...Atleast I'll die w/ mah pokemanz.

Oh hell...

well FUCK.

At least my nose won't be dry.

>>3533436
That's sooooo cute O:

So I have this thing of toothpaste at my computer.
Not as effective as using it at the sink, but far more accessible.

Anyway, since it would be dangerous to swallow, I spit it into a small bottle and throw it out every week or so.

This is my weapon I guess.

This book with a metal bookmark in it. Well dayum.

>>3533447
Here, borrow mine and duel wield them

>>3533465
helps if I actually post the pic

CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD!

Hell yes, lets get this zombie apocalypse started!

>A window
Does this mean I'm going to rip the pane out of the frame and smash it over a head, or am I going to jump out of one?
Either way I'm screwed. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

TI-84 PLUS SILVER EDITION CALCULATOR (in pink!) BITCHES.

I guess I could distract them by graphing functions or something...

Its a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Fuck yeah!

My two pet rats.

I don't know how well that's going to work out...

My Fender Strat? Nooo. D':
...though that is pretty hardcore.

Double rat-flail.
You won't be the only one, according to this thread. You guys could form a team!

A crowbar. I'm okay with this.

My fluffy orange kitten.

I KNEW I PICKED HIM FOR REASON

... My traffic-light lamp.

Some bottles of alcohol and hair product, If my computer was titled up a bit more it would have been a generation 2 sword.

My grandma.
Not even joking.

well, it's either Chopsticks or the Goofy Movie...

why can't it ever be to the back and right a bit, I have I big ass sword right there!

>>3533239

best response thus far

My PS3. Its one of the bigger versions...so it works.

A pillow, goddamit I'm so boned

a calculator.

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. What am I supposed to do with this! besides maths of course

>>3533949
is it a ti? cause u can bash some skulls in with those

>>3533965
nope. its a shitty advance D.A.L scientific one. =_= why can't my school pick somthing more survival friendly for us!

The pole that used to hold up my curtains.

I'm okay with this. c:

My Codex staff?

Atleast I can heal myself.

A Totoro plushie.

Yep, that makes perfect sense to me.

You've got to be shitting me.

A window, fuck

At least I'll die on a full stomach.

A pen.. shit. XD

my physiology work book and a tivo remote.

A towel with a dinosaur hood.
Okay, at least I will look cute and be able to wipe away all my blood from my wounds.

It's my stuffed dinosaurr Vally.
8D

My dad, with a phone.

Fuck yeah I'm going to win this.

A wig head with a partially styled wig on it.

Zombies goin' down.

A bowl of milk and no cereal. Also, a spoon.

smiley kit-kat clock, i choose you!!!

Traumatize! All I need are 2 blue mana and 2 of any other color! Zombies, fuck the top half of your library!

A clothes-horse full of damp bath-towels?

It's gonna take some quick thinking, but I'm sure I'll manage...

A book called 'A History of Israel: From the Rise of Zionism to Our Time.'

An Enflield SMLE mk 3 + bayonet attachment.
:D

>>3534218
I so want one of those can't hold a gun licence though

A pillow. I'm screwed.

a can of diet coke half full (I'm optomistic, lol)

Coffee mug?

lol its my cat

A flame cane and a riding crop....could come in handy actually!

My Lelouch figure? I guess I can dazzle the zombies with FABULOUS or something.

A foam sword, or mom's shotgun.

Hmmm.

A SF4 tournament stick. That'll last one or two bashes to a zombie head. >.>

Beer bottle.

>>3534350
fuck youuuu I want that thing so badly

Twilight zone boxed set?
Let's rock.

My psp case. XD

...my couch.

GREAT.

A pile of my little sister's plush toys.

Gay.

a rolly chair! 8D

My fan... shit.

Oh god, I lol'd. "Thick Formula Toilet Bowl Cleaner with Bleach"

FUCK YEAH, BRING IT OOOOON.

A heavy metal lamp. Lightbulbs each sold separately.

My pantry?
I can live with that I guess.

1/4 yard of flimsy spandex. Oh lawd.

My bed. Which is covered in CDs, VHS tapes, a plate, a cat brush, candle, wires...hell, I'll just use the bed.

Laser Pointer

I guess I could... shine it in their eyes? Or maybe use it as a lasersight?

A pillow and my rainbow butterfly knife.
Bring it, zombies.

Could be worse... I guess...

Wish I'd bought a better brand for this. Wait, why didn't I just lie and say I'm drinking something nice?

For the brief period of B-vitamin and caffeine rush I experience I will dash to the nearest shooting range and procure weapons.

I am happy with this object.

The best weapon ever.
It's half Pomeranian and half chihuahua.
This bitch will bark until their brains explode.

Could've been worse.

my computor tower >.>

A bottle of nail polish solvent.
That's right! Gonna manicure dem zombies!

...

An empty cup of flan.

Wat do.

Fuck yeah. I'M GOING TO MAKE THESE ZOMBIES MY BITCHES

>>3532933
well....there are 5 things directly to my left:

a Sony Cybershot
a tv remote
my cell phone
a large computer speaker
my ethernet cable

My collection of 22 spools of rexlace...

I'm going to weave a knot of doom!

My fiance and the sword I got him for christmas.

I got lucky this time.

Not bad.

SCREWDRIVER BERSERKER

My passport

IT'S A GUNDAM!

No, it's a Haro. I can annoy zombies to death I suppose.

My chemistry book ? I am so fucked

an empty bottle of rasberry snapple tea... i'm screwed

My electric guitar.
What, am I fucking Haruka now?

>>3532933

A porcelain dish.

I am so fucked.

A stack of floppies and an Industrial Fan.

I'm okay with this.

>>3534536
SHIVA IS ON MY SIDE FUCK YEAH

>>3533123
Laughed more than necessary.


Paint brushes.
Oh man, I'm dead.

A tape dispenser and some nail clippers.

...I'm screwed.

a sewing machine...haha

A stack of my bro's winter tires?

Not bad.

>>3534418

Makes perfect sense...

CHILL THE FUCK OUT I GOT THIS

A large pink wicker flamingo. FUCK YEAH.

A novelty popcorn machine.

Wat.

A wall.

That, or alternatively, a No2 pencil....either way a shitload of zombies will die.

sweet a machete

slowpoke here

who is that character?

Gots me an iron and ironing board to straighten out this creased up zombies.

My boyfriend...

...whos weapon is a one of those large 12 packs of Ramen noodles...chicken flavored...

Whelp we are boned....

at least I won't be sweaty...

>>3533949
>>3533511

You two can keep track of how many zombies I kill with my wall in one hand and a pencil in the other. At the end of the day you can graph how many zombies I kill as a function of time.

Glass filled with paint thinner, paint brush, enamel, mason jar lids and tiny bag of gears. Not to mention the multitude of plush toys. I'm fucked.

...I'm pretty screwed. At lease it's delicious.

>>3534813

Lol, a Harry Potter Mov- HOLY SHIT IT"S PLANK!

I got a lamp.

I have pens, pencils, headphones, wallet with cash and bank cards, calculator, beret, subway vouchers, paper, two cameras, expired college student id, books, empty crisp packet, tissue box with tissues, new mascara, adhesive sticky vecro, usb ports aannddd some panties on a radiator (not mine). Looks like I'll be surviving not killing.

>>3534883
Huh that does look like Plank. ^^
A Kyouya cosplayer drew that for me because I was dressed as Nekozawa and was 'frightening' their Tamaki during the Ichiban group's tea party at Aki Con. I have no idea why I still have it.

A stack of PTW magazines. Go tiem.

Empty Forza 3 case... Fucked.

Earl grey tea in a bone china tea cup.
And it's my favouite.

A Mini Maglite? Sturdy...but small. I could theoretically jam it into an eye socket.

old school iphone ftw

Laptop bag. Shit, guess I'm dead.

Fuck. I hope the zombies are at least on fire or something.

Pillow...fuck.

Guitar! El cabong!!!

>thumb
ALL RIGHT BITCHES, LET'S FUCK SOME SHIT UP!

My 1754 page Windows Server 2003 book. Might be able to bash some heads with this. ;D

a nailpolish bottle. :(

Uuh....

OH FUCK A SPEAKER ISNT GONNA DO SHIT.

my laptop and i just so happen to be in my smithing shop... so a ragged edged sword i'm restoring!

might make a mess but would take a head off...

...A petticoat? Fuck.

mfw there is a sword next to me.

>look, see nothing
>oh wait, I have my feet up, and my boots are on
>fuck yeah

A box of tampons?!?

......my boyfriend? sounds about right.....

a...door? crap!

A pillow, I'm doomed.

a big ass stack of SNES cartridges:
Goof Troop
NBA Live 95
Aladdin
Tetris/Dr. Mario
Mega Man X2
Super Mario All Stars
Super Mario World
DK Country/Diddy's Quest
F-Zero
DK Country 3

will work perfect for the killing of the undead

... a tub of Kirkland Signature Cashews?
Well, I can only hope zombies have nut allergies... =S

It would seem that I am in luck.

Picture related

acoustic guitar :D

A...tv remote?