I am the biggest weeaboo I know, but I hide my power levels something fierce.

Still. Whenever someone asks me if I'm Asian? SICK THRILLS.

Knew a girl in my French class who "was" Japanese and was going to go to Japan and publish her "manga" about vampires. She seemed alright....until I started talking to her. At least she didn't pretend to speak Japanese. That I know of.

My first year of college I went to the anime club, hoping it wouldn't be awful. It was BEYOND awful. Fat smelly guys watching horrible anime and making stupid 4chan reference and playing boring video games. No girls, no interest in anything aside from Bleach and Naruto. I want to cry just thinking about it.

I visited /cgl/

>>3472244
That sounds horribly depressing. DDD:

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dutch chicks convincing themselfs and everyone else that they're japanese.... to the extend to make fake id's and show them off

>>3472244
Those kind of stories make me happy that my Anime Club wasn't like that. At all.

>>3472244

the kids that run the anime club at my school dont even let people in anymore!

you ask anyone of them if you can join and they say some bullshit thing or just ignore you.

>>3472510

o lawd

These kinds of people realize that you can't.. Y'knoe, be Japanese without living in or beign a citizen of Japan? Otherwise, you're just Asian...

>>3472713
i don't know of any college that would allow such a thing. unless it's just a group of people and not actually affiliated with the university

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in 6th grade i bought this chun-li style asian dress thing and wore it to school with my hair up and glasses and shit.
i took pocky and noodles.
and this one time i kept yelling desu really loudly for about 5 minutes until the bell rang
and how i took a yugioh backpack to school in the 8th grade
and taught everyone what hentai was in the 4th grade

>>3475540
oh ?

I guess I am a pretty big jap-o-fag myself.
I watch anime and j-dramas, read manga, play vidya, order shit from j-box and akadot, ya know shit like that.

BUT I HIDE THAT SHIT LIKE NOBODY'S FUCKING BUSINESS.

Not just because "anime is nerdy" or "I'm not true to myself" but because liking anime and manga is so GODDAMN MAIN STREAM everybody says they like it when they really only know about Naruto through DA and they think Garra really does love cookies, Naruto and SauceGay really are and love and Sakura really is FFFFFUUUUUU AND THE WAY THOSE FAGS ACT IN PUBLIC? OH FUCK THAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS ANIME?

That and, like, 80% of anime is unwatchable KIRA SHINNY and DEMONz FIGHT.
So yeah, I hide that shit.

P.S Sorry for the rant, I did not mean for it be so long.
Horror story next, because I have some good ones.

When I was 17 I went to local concert/show, met a cool gal, we hung out a few times and I noticed she had a totoro catbus tattoo and said "cool tatt." She got a bit flustered and was like "Oh...thanks."
"Is that from Totoro?"
"Yeah..."
She stopped talking to me altogether after that.

>>3475653
Sorry one more thing.
Don't you fucking HATE buying pocky in public stores?

I really like the way strawberry tastes and it's a fairly low cal snack, So I love it. BUT THE FAGS THAT BUY IT YELL AND SHOUT AND SCREAM THAT THEY HAZ SOME AND IT'S SO GODDAMN KAWAII Make me want to kill myself faster then fucking light speed. So I don't even buy the shit anymore.

Anyway.
I am an 18 year old girl.
And somehow I always end up becoming friends with little girls around the age of 13...
I am ok with this because they are local home school kids and I may be they only friend they will get to talk to and hangout with, so if I am making them happy I am happy.

But this one girl I know...
CUTE like nobody's business, sweet girl.
BUT THE BIGGEST WEEABOO I KNOW IRL.
Tells everyone her love of anime everywhere, any time, shouts about sex fanfics she reads, does closet-cosplay she thinks is dead on AMAZING and watches anime like Host Club and calls it "funny how they act"... Closet ButtLuster fa'sho.

Anyway she wanted me to spend the night at her house, (kinda odd, cuz I'm 18 and she's 13 but whatever) and I could not say no, because she's disabled! (not mentally, physically.) how could I say no?

So I went to her house and she showed me her room, (Twilight, Jonas bros, Maximum Ride, Zelda) showed me her her fanfic stack, (she typed them and printed them...) played singstar while I sat and quietly watched (She was actually VERY good) and then SHIT HIT THE FAN.

She saw I could draw...
I was up until 2 in the morning draw her OCs...
Harry Potter's sister who is really Wolverine's daughter who is in love with Iggy and looks like Selena Gomez. (I shit you not)

I still see her but I always say my wrist is cramped or I forgot my notepad.

>>3475688
train her to be a 4chan level otaku if she has potential

>>3475653
>>3475688
Somebody had some pent up reag, goddamn.

>>3475688
That was kind of you, I would have said: NO

I had a computer graphics class with a typical weeaboo hambeast. When we had a project of tracing self-portraits in Illustrator, she gave herself something like this for facial features.

Laughs were had at her expense when we had to show them to everyone, but not nearly as much as when the teacher was showing past examples and one of them was a fursona.

>>3475653
This

>>3472828
I'm not sure what the rules are everywhere, but clubs at my school were allowed to be exclusive but then they couldn't get Student Association Money.

That's supposed to be how it works for Frats and such. They are "recognized" by the SA so that they can reserve classrooms and table on campus and whatever, but since they are exclusionary, they aren't supposed to get any Student Activity Money.

Eh, I was kind of nerdy in highschool. God damn, no kind of. I still am. X.X And I watch Anime... I like Lucky Star, Card Captors, Gundam, Chobits, Desert Punk... just anime in general. And manga. God forbid the few guys who were interested in all that found out one day because I was looking at 4-chan to print off some pictures for an art project. I hear yelling and get quizzed for a whole class period.... and then proceed to get stalked. Wasn't really a horror story, but eh... they were kind of creepy.

>>3475688
>Maximum Ride

Goddamn that series. Such potential, but sold out so hard.

sage for off topic.

>>3476072

derp fergot ma sage.

>>3476072
I..I like that mango

rescuing this thread from page 15 because they're always comedy gold

tl;dr- bump

Oh man, I've just remembered a story. Dunno if I've told it here before though.

So, last Wondercon, I met a thirteen-year-old friend-of-a-friend who decided to brag about being part German, part Italian, and part Japanese, which made her the embodiment of the axis powers desu~!!1! (referencing Hetalia of course). This girl was white as a marshmallow, so I could buy German and Italian, but DEFINITELY not Japanese. And the fact that she said this to make herself the axis powers of Hetalia made me doubt the German and Italian descent too. I wanted to point out to her that, in the real world, you don't want to go around bragging about being "the embodiment of the axis powers", but eh. Here's hoping she'll grow out of it before she meets a holocaust survivor.

>>3479038
Or an actual Italian or German. My big guido family didn't immigrate to America because they enjoyed living under the Gestapo after all. What a tool.

I was a friend a the vice prez of my school's anime club and when the old president left, she asked me to take over the role because she didn't have the time.
The kids in there were horrible weeboos and creepers.
One of the guys was about a hundred pounds over weight and kept bringing in hentai. I had to ask him every time if there would be a problem if the principal happened to walk in at the worst scene. The answer was always 'yes' as it had nudity, and tons of cursing and gore.
There were two freshmen boys who came to school regularly dressed up in really poorly done pokemon cosplays and joking about really over-done 4-chan memes (firin mah lazorz!!!)
There was a fat weeaboo girl who was convinced she was Japanese. Once, she pointed out a cute-looking guy and told me she used to like him, but then she found out he was Mexican, not Asian.
The vice president encouraged us all.
Whenever I see those kids anymore, I smile, then run like hell.

>>3475688
The way you kept on using lots of caps in your post was very annoying.

Hey /cgl/, this is the anon that provided the tons of laughs that was homestar67

Back with another one that happened with a different person YESTERDAY

I was sitting around playing games on facebook and get a message from this girl I barely talk to (because she's a weeb, I keep her around for a few laughs). She talks to me NOT to know about me, but to tell me she just got a SO CUTE AND AMAZING japanese boyfriend.

How did you meet him?
"ON THIS ANIME WEBSITEEEE" the website has 46 or so members. All weeb.

Where does he live?
"DUH, JAPANNNNN"

I laughed so hard because this was a CLASSIC case of "some person somewhere wants to be jap so bad they lied on the internet and say they live in Japan"

Best of all with the website? Half claim to be jap and everyone that claims to be jap has about 20 or so comments on their profiles saying "YOUR JAP?!?!111? THATS AMAZINGGGG PLEASE BE MAH FWIENDDDD"

I've told stories about some pretty bad weeaboos I've known here before, so I'll tell a new one.

My school never had an anime club or anything like that until a couple years ago when the ~Graphic Novel Club~ was created. It was pretty much comics and manga, but anime and such was tossed in.

I wanted to go just so I could have the experience and be able to tell people about it if it was bad, so I grabbed a good friend of mine and we went to the first meeting together.

Everyone there was loud and annoying as hell. There were two asian girls who thought they were hot shit and talked about how they were famous cosplayers and how they've been doing it for years. Everyone was loud as hell and super annoying. It was embarrassing because it was held in the library where other people were actually studying and/or doing work.

The whole meeting was pretty much typical weeaboo shit. They showed sites of where you could read manga online and stream anime. Later they went on youtube and did the Hare Hare Yukai or whatever it's called, then they did motherfuckin' Caramelldansen for the whole length of the song.

After all that it sort of calmed down and people were just talking/screaming amongst themselves. My friend and I and another girl were just sitting at a table and talking a bit. The vice president( maybe it was the secretary? ) then came over and told us how she liked us because we weren't shouting and being loud. She was pretty good looking and had HUGE TITS. She talked to us a bit and then complimented us each about one thing. When she got to me she just sort of stared quietly and said, "And you! You're just so cute!!" I laughed and shook my head and then out of nowhere. TITS TO THE FACE. She started hugging me and smashing them into my head and telling me how if I ever denied being cute again she would do the same thing.

>>3479276
Oh god. What forum is this? You have to post it.

>>3479288

It's such an awful forum but I kind of knew someone was going to ask:

http://redanime.ning.com/

>>3479301
>~*~goffik~*~ red & black colour scheme
>Naruto
>bad yaoi art

Not surprised. Not even a bit.

>>3479281
I dunno about you bro, but unless those HUGE tits are attached to an equally HUGE body, I'd deny being cute every time I saw her.

>>3479319
She wasn't skinny or anything, but she wasn't totally huge.

She had a boyfriend though. He was a pretty cool guy too.


>>3479301
http://redanime.ning.com/profile/long?xg_source=activity

Oh god, is this the Japanese guy?

>>3479316

I did a little reading and apparently it was "bigger" at one point in time. It's now dieing/dead and if it's in the process of dieing then the people who are left (which is really about 4 people) are refusing to let it die

>>3479329

Wow, fast guessing there anon

But yeah that's the supposed jap dude

>>3479337
I noticed. I wish it was still alive so I could pose as some ~hawt Japanese bishie~.

I can't read any of the comments though. I feel too much secondhand embarrassment.

"*blush* hey umm... hi... i love your profile pic*blush*"
"*blush bright red* umm... uh.. my name is christine but you can call me krisy.. i'm trying to learn to read it but i can only red friend and soul sadly..... *bow*"

>>3479351

I could barely stay on for five seconds, the background was making me blind

In 7th grade I was quite fat and nerdy and my interests were only Gaia and anime. I basically had no friends except this fatass mexican girl named Texas (I kid you not). She completely outdid me in every negative aspect that comes with being an "anime otaku" and I was so embarrassed to be around her and to like anime because of her but she was the only friend I had!!! She would RAVE about Rumiko Takahashi or whoever the fuck created Inuyasha basically every day. She'd sing the Inuyasha theme song IN ENGLISH ~*~*~AND!! JAPANESE!!!!~*~* aloud while we changed clothes during gym class, and despite desperate pleads from our art teacher she would only draw in anime style for every project. She would scream Japanese shit like "BAKA NA!" and "kawaii~~!" in the cafeteria and when people asked what she wanted to be when she grew up she'd declare she was going to be "Japanimation." I do not know how one actually becomes Japanimation but if anyone was going to prove it was possible, it was going to be Texas. The last time I heard from her was on Gaia like 5 years ago. She told me she met some professional wrestler on the Gaia anime forums named Max and he was going to send her $50k and come visit her. lol lol lol

I just ordered this so I got nothin'.

>>3479347
he is really japanese i know it because all japanese listen to the pillows

>>3479301
This one is my favorite http://redanime.ning.com/profile/XxAshesxX?xg_source=profiles_memberList

DO PARENTS NOT MONITOR THEIR CHILDREN ANYMORE?

>>3479423
Gold mine.

Nice greasy combover:
http://redanime.ning.com/photo/1981267:Photo:8824?context=user

The title made me snicker irl:
http://redanime.ning.com/photo/1981267:Photo:8814?context=user

I wish this place wasn't dead so bad.

http://redanime.ning.com/profile/MariHaze

"Words like clutz and stuff are just words that have no meaning in the english dictionary."

>>3479439

I saw the hair picture and almost threw up

>>3479439
First pic makes her look like an ugly bowchan

>>3479508
bowchan is kind of ugly...
I mean, I imagine she was a cute kid, but that look doesn't work past 10, unless you're a pedophile

>>3479439
>Nice greasy combover:
>http://redanime.ning.com/photo/1981267:Photo:8824?context=user

Look a lot like Aki.

>>3479221
Scoff, snort, watever bro.

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I have a long story to share. It's about a girl we used to call Pikachu, because she always wore the same yellow jacket, or Psycho-Girl, because one day I was showing a friend a manga she popped up from behind us, stared at him with a blank expression and said, "...May I kill yoooou?"

The worst weaboo I've had the pleasure to know was a girl I met at school when I was 17. She was in a lower class because she had failed one year, and one day we crossed on our way to class. I saw she had a Naruto keychain, and when I passed by her I said "nice keychain".

A couple of days later she stops me on the hallway and starts talking to me about something random. She says she's written a novel which has the Greek gods in a high school setting, or something like that. My alarms go off. We kept saying hi when we saw each other, but not much else.

A few weeks later, the school brought us to the city center to celebrate a holiday. When it was lunch time we were dismissed and were free to hang around, so I grouped with the rest of my friends and was about to leave... when weaboo came and asked if she could come with us, because she didn't want to go back home alone since her friends were going in another direction. We accept, since we had only planned to have lunch and go back to our town. What could go wrong? Oh boy.

She kept talking about herself all the time, telling us how much of a special snowflake she was and how misunderstood she felt, and kept nagging two of the three boys in our group to buy her a rose (during that holiday it's a tradition to buy a rose for the girls you like or appreciate). One of them (we'll call him S) told her to buy it herself, since he hadn't bought any for us and wasn't about to buy one for someone he had just met. The other guy gave in and bought her a blue rose which was pretty pricey. :/

>>3483779 (Continues)

She kept on hitting on the two guys and showing S some crappy shoujo manga she read and saying how lovely she was when she cosplayed Chii (not something I usually pay much attention to, but her body type could be compared with the shape of a brick. A very short brick). When we got to the subway to go back home she cornered S against a seat and kept getting closer and closer to him until he couldn't step back any more, and she literally clinged to him for the rest of the trip.

From then onwards she used to join us during break and none of us could stand her. I patrolled the school hallways with another two girl friends when we had to go out so we could tell the two boys if they could run safely to the exit.

One day during the break this happened:

Psycho: *sighs, dramatic voice* If next Monday you don't see me, it will mean I killed myself...
Me: Okay.
Psycho: *looks at me wide-eyed and hurt* How can you say something so cruel!?
Me: To be honest, I don't give a shit about other people's lives.

All my friends stared at me as if I was some kind of monster but two of them actually cracked up. They told me later that they thought in that moment, "Does that mean she doesn't give a shit about us, either?"

She barely spoke to me after that, and we managed to kick her out of the group a few weeks later.

>>3483782
>Psycho: *sighs, dramatic voice* If next Monday you don't see me, it will mean I killed myself...

Right about then I would have slapped the shit out of her. Suicideis serious and not for attention whoring is not funny kthx.

I had just finished an offhand copy of Inu-Yasha (in art class, of course). A friend walked behind me, and commented "kawaii".

I wonder which was more pathetic...

>>3483782
So, you saw her next monday?

>>3483814

I know, that's basically why I said that to her. A punch to the face would have been nice but it would have gotten me into trouble.

>>3483909

Unfortunately, yes. And she kept stalking both guys until the end of the semester, even when she wasn't hanging out with us anymore.

Haha when I was younger and a weeaboo I was friends with another. I was low level, I just liked reading manga and I had pictures of pretty anime girls printed off and stuck to my binder, me and another girl used to collect them from quizilla (oh youth). Anyway, this first girl, I had a sleepover with her one day.
Holy shit. She sat up in bed telling me about how much she loved death note for like hours and how no one understood how amazing it was and what a good artist she was (she just traced pictures of DN characters). And then she was like "because we're BEST FRIENDS I can tell you how much I hate you because everyone likes you but not me. My art is /just as good as yours/ and I say funny things and no one laughs! But I'm not jealous lol just saying that'
I thought she was going to murder me in my sleep.
A year later there was a trip to japan arranged by my school, and a few of us including her bought cat ears for a laugh. We wore them in tokyo disneyland, because heaps of people did, but I've never worn them since.
She wears them into town still. It's been 5 years.

She also never brushes her teeth and it looks like she smears Easy Cheese on them every morning.

>>3483938

>because we're BEST FRIENDS I can tell you how much I hate you
>BEST FRIENDS
>I hate you

Uhhhhh

I've just started at a new school this year, and I wish I was back in private school with a few select nerds, because there are some big weeaboos here.

Orientation, I see a guy wearing a Naruto headband.
School day, this hambeast talks about how she never pays attention to class and just watches anime- which led her to only getting 3 school credits last year.
This same girl also says that she wants to take Japanese in college. I'm guessing she's too lazy to actually learn anything from all the Naruto she watches.
The girl next to me hears me mention manga, and say, "Oh, I love Mayn-ga!"
Where did people learn to announce this stuff? I never was taught to proclaim, "I knowz 3 words in Japanese!!1!!" or rave about a single anime.

At the last Jacon, my anime club (not really) decided to go for the whole weekend. Naturally we were all paired in groups for rooms, and my group ended up getting the crazy girl. I was half okay with it, seeing as how I had a good friend of mine with me. The con started off annoying. It was Friday, late in the day, and the girl starts getting dressed and SPRAY PAINTING HER HAIR BLACK. It was an okay idea...but not while wearing her bleach cosplay. She ended up getting it all over the white parts. Feeling bad for her, we helped by trying to spray the white parts white again. Took an hour, maybe, until we finished. The poor bathroom was covered in BLACK.

The next day was pretty good, we avoided her, only to come back to the room with our con friends to find her crap and UNDIES everywhere. It's been a day...why did she have 4 pairs of undies strewn across the room? We ignored it, makes jokes to brush it off.

When it came time for eating, she had no money for food, but said she wasn't hungry anyway. So, when we did order, we made sure our con friends ate as much as possible, leaving only a tiny slice of pizza left and 1-2 small chicken wings. That's what she ate when she came back to the room and whined "I'm hungry...."

>>3483959

continued...

That night,my friend ended up having to sleep with her. Well, she decided buying a real sword would be nifty (hence why she had no money) and sleeping with it would be GREAT. My friend slept in fear the whole night, listening to the clicking of the sheath.

The LAST day, my friend goes into her wallet and see's that 10$ worth of quarters was missing. She hadn't spent them, and we checked the room. We wandered around the con, feeling bad when we saw the crazy girls boyfriend. We told him what had happened and he looked..nervous...when we asked where the girl was, to ask if she had seen it. He offered to give us 10$, not answering our question, but we declined.

To this day, we SWEAR it was her..since she had spent all of her money already on the sword, yet was still able to get a little toy that day.

>>3483942
I wish I was joking man, she actually said more along the lines of "because we're best friends I can tell you the things I hate about you and you won't get annoyed right"

>>3483959
Exactly how small were they? KFC small?

>>3483971

Like...size of a baby's pinky small. And they weren't good.

>>3483950

To be fair, learning Japanese from a anime is not a great idea. I picked up a couple words, but it's better to you know, learn the language instead of picking up random words.

...yes, I'm a bit of a weeaboo. But at least I admit it, and contain my power level.

I'm a weeaboo myself, when I'm drunk.

Last time it happened, please someone kill me, I started singing Chi's Sweet Home OP and yelling SUGOI and KAWAII. There were Japanese tourists around. For the record, I know more than these words, I study Japanese. But whatever, things get weird when I'm drunk.

>>3483991

...I think all of us who study Japanese risk this when drunk, because the inner weaboo finally finds an opportunity to come out freely...

There was a huge weeaboo in my art class last year. She was a bit of a compulsive liar. I blame this on the fact that she was home schooled for a long ass time, so she just wanted to "fit in". Apparently, she had all of the Japanese Naruto manga (which according to her, was finished over there, and in one of the chapters Kankuro chases Gaara around the house with a hair dryer), she was T3H B35T G1RL G4M3R 3V4R, she would wear ridiculous shit to school like cat ears and Naruto headbands, she would constantly try to 1up you when it came to animu and vidya games, she would always brag about smut writing competitions she won ever since she was 12, and apparently her adoptive dad (she had a dad, step dad, and adoptive dad ...supposedly) was a flaming gay j-rocker, with pink hair. She would never say the name of his band. She also lied about other ridiculous shit, but that stuff wasn't weeaboo related. I don't know how she had friends.

>>3483997
Also, she apparently "met" Kishimoto and his family. She told me the daughter said "I want daddy to make it a yaoi manga~~~>3<"

And whenever she went to the store to get sushi she would say "hai" whenever they asked if the order was right. Then laugh at them being so confused at her ~all knowing knowledge of Japanese language~.

Did I mention she was born in Japan and lived there as an orphan for the first part of her life before her parents got in contact with her and brought her back to America?

This girl was just...agh.

HiEx last year. Was with a cousin and a friend, only my friend was cosplaying (the Fourth Doctor, if it's of any interest). HiEx isn't an anime con so much as a British and American SF and fantasy con, which is what I went for, although some stalls do sell anime figures and there were a couple Japanese artists doing talks. One of the stalls selling stuff was selling comics at 50p per issue, and some figures were £8, so we bought a lot; however, the three of us couldn't carry it all without staggering a bit by the end.

Enter the weeaboo. Aged about 15, cosplaying god knows what with a lurid pink wig and some kind of knitted... garment. "Can I help you with that desu? You look like you're carrying a lot desu! Also, who're you cosplaying desu?" After I said "no", she continued to follow us squealing for some time. My friend lost it completely and almost got made to leave, but it sure as fuck was satisfying watching the 'boo run away squealing.

>>3483984

I self-taught myself to be able to read hiragana just so RAWs and doujns were a little bit more interesting. All anime did was repeat several common phrases that I then could read.
What's stopping them from learning what desu means by themselves?

>>3483993
So maybe I can reveal that some at other drunken occasion I found myself at a stage, with a mic and karaoke behind me.

I love karaoke.

So I presented myself as "The other one nya!" and I dedicated "this song to my best friends forever nya, because we can jump into the water together nya!"

And I laughed when the kids that were in front of the stage started asking each other "does she say nya at the end of all sentences?"

I moved from Japan to England when I was about 13.

I already knew pretty basic English from my schooling in Japan so I didn't find it hard to communicate in my new school.
But many of you know that schooling is so vastly different in the West, I was a little overwhelmed.

I know there are types of people who have a thing for Japan, something I've never understood personally. You don't get that in Tokyo, people obsessed with the West. Maybe in othere parts of Japan but I didn't really travel outside of the city much apart from trips to the countryside and temples.

During the transfer I was without friends for a while but I kind of fell into a group which seemed friendly.
It's only years later I realized what a bad choice I made.

I accidentally grouped with the Weeaboos at my school which resulted in people constantly hugging me, jumping on me, drawing me, pestering me to speak Japanese for them and asking me to teach them how to draw manga even though I've never been good at drawing!

They assumed that I was really into cartoons, or anime and that I was born with all this knowledge of manga and comic artisty.
Even in Japan this is a rare thing, I mean you watch cartoons when you're younger on the television but it's not something everybody in Japan goes out and buys.

Somebody in Japan who collected comics and anime DVD's would be considered a huge nerd.

Really, it was a nightmare and took me a long, long time to understand that I was just like a toy to them. They didn't consider me a real person at all.

I've made nice, non-crazy friends now who don't stereotype and harass me. They accept me as just another person which is just great.

Picture related :3

So, at SDCC one of my friends was cosplaying Ichigo from Bleach. We were waiting in line for the masquerade and I got up to stretch my legs. I see this girl wave at my fried while she was passing by. I happened to be standing near her and I hear her tell her friend "I need to go over and have Ichigo propose to me." I don't know if she was making a joke or if she honestly thinks Ichigo is her husbando.

>>3484027
It probably didn't help your situation that you were also very cute! Assuming that's you in the pic. In any case, thanks for sharing. Nobody should be treated as a toy.

One of my workmates is gigantic weeabo, talks about anime all the time, has figures all over his desk and stuff.

But worst thing about him is that he is wearing plushy cat ears all the time, everywhere.

My boyfriend's cousin. Girl is insane. She started off as a mallgoth, and just got worse (I thought it's supposed to go the opposite way but nooo...). All her user handles are variants of "gaara's only lover". She draws awful, awful "original" naruto characters that are just traced from the actual artwork. For a while, she admitted she stole them and stopped drawing, then seemed to forgot her big confession and went right back at it, drawing traced OCs of hawt anime versions of her and her fat mexican boyfriend, who she calls "kitsu".
On her vampirefreaks account she posted a journal saying that she's a demon/non-human, that she was born with horns and a tail but they were surgically removed. She also said she's been shot with an arrow 13 times, shot with a gun 7 times, raped 4 times...
oh, and now she's decided she's going to be a professional cosplayer.

Okay, me and my friend we're heading to a manga-cafe after a long day in a shitty con. Weeaboos and shitty cosplayers everywhere, as usual.

When we get there, there was a huge mother fucking whale sitting there, in the most silky glossy cosplay that you could find. She was loud and annoying as hell. Me and my friend didn't cosplay at the con and thank God for that because when ever a cosplayer entered the cafe she went all "OMG YOU ARE SO KAWAAIII WHAT SERIES ARE YOU FROM OMG I WANNA TAKE YOU HOME~<33" and I'm not lying if the weeaboones didn't fucking blind me. And she was about 3-5 yeard OLDER than me and my friend.

And at one point, I was quietly reading a manga and fangirling about some character to my friend when the whale just turned to us and started to bitch about something that the manga was hers, and it cleary wasn't and I made that clear. And it was a small cafe so there wasn't many people there and she just kept bothering us.

And thus, every time I have seen here later on, I've been hiding from her. Not to that cafe ever again.

>>3483938
Is it bad that I still go on Quizilla? But only the Forums.

Back in my weeaboo days, I would spam the website with my shitty fanfics of Inuyasha/Yu Yu Hakusho/Draco Malfoy stories. Reading them now is it a bit of a laugh but it's still embarrassing as hell.

Girl on my friends list status update: "So I finally did it I went out and sent my works to dozens of publishers and finally got a publisher to agree to publish my book of poetry!! That and another book I am still currently working on ^_^ I cant wait to get them done and out in book form! Wish me luck~!"

Claims to be Japanese just because she was adopted into a family with a white mother and a japanese father. She has no concept on how genetics works.

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i saw a minxy video. shit and barf everywhere. EVERYWHERE. KILL! KIIIIIIILLLLL >:[
That is all.

captcha: "asuptie ONOO-"

I used to be a class one creeper weaboo faggot. Used to brag in Japanese class about all the cute Japanese girls I knew in Japan (which was true, actually). Said all sorts of god-awful shit that freaked people out. This was freshman year, straight out of being a naive and extremely sociallly awkward medicated-ADD kid in HS. Later, when I had chilled out a bit, I had to take over the college anime club, which had become a sausage fest. I managed to get nice, mostly normal anime fans to come, cute girls included, but they would get scared away by the remaining weaboo crazies that would start talking about porn and shit when they were in the room >.> I finally got fed up and told them they were losers and left.

>>3475732
Dem eyeball.

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>>3479038
OH LAWD THAT MAKES ME RAGE
I'm seriously Italian and Japanese, but also Greek, not German.

I made a few jokes about being the Axis Powers thing, if I swapped out Greece for Germany (but like, once or twice and during one of those shits and giggles moments)

If she is seriously going around and bragging that, I want to punch her.

okay, i guess this can work for the thread, a pretty fresh story ;3;
so, i went to my first ever anime con! exciting, right? maybe except the fact that i spent the entire thing sitting in a corner because it was so goddamn boring.
anyways, firstly, there was a bunch of female Hetalia cosplayers doing "yaoi" on the floor (handcuffs included, all right before the corner i'd sat in ;w;) and fangirls squeeing like dying pigs.
not to mention i was right next to the Touhou room and got to see the most pathetic forms of life you could ever imagine. it was just... wow.
oh, right, the girls were mostly ugly/whales/fucking weirdos.
...and the guys were absolutely horrid as well, i also spotted 4chan badges or EFG MASK LOL XD ones
polish fandom ftl

i dont have any particularly great stories but i have a few small ones from AWA last year and since it is coming up i think i'll share :)

I was cosplaying as female ranma for a while on saturday and some girl came up to me and was like "are you ranma?!" "uh, yes" i replied... then she proceeded to stare at me excitedly for an awkward 2 or 3 minutes as she calculated her next statement... "you never see ranma cosplayers any more!!! i love ranma! can i hug you!?" i awkwardly accept the hug then try and sneak away only to have her creepily follow me for a good 15 mins. and whenever i stopped she was trying to start up a conversation about 'vintage' anime and manga shows. I guess i could understand if i was a guy and she was trying to hit on me maybe.... but no.

Next story.... it was late on saturday night and we were hanging out in the lobby chatting with some friends. suddenly this creeper comes up and starts participating in our conversation as if he knows us. i look at all my friends and kinda give them the quiet 'do you know this guy' look, and they are all 'no who the fuck is that?'. We try and move like 7 times and he KEEPS following us and doesnt get our not so subtle comments about weirdos at cons. Eventually the only way to get him away from us is to go to someone's room, but he even follows us on the elevator... we have to say point blank that we are uncomfortable with him coming with us to OUR ROOM as if it wasn't obvious you shouldn't come with a gaggle of strangers to their hotel room uninvited. ugh.

My girlfriend is a low level weeaboo. She wants to speak Japanese, knows the usual stupid fucking words, she once told me "I can listen to japanese songs and then sing them back word for word." If she had told me that at the beginning of our relationship I would have been out the fucking door.

She's not the bad one though. I can kind of tolerate it because, you know, I love her and all that cool stuff. It's her fucking friends that drive me into a murder frenzy.

Her BFFFFFFFL is this fat jewish girl. Talks about how great her tits are all the fucking time, speaks in full-on Japanese (with the wonderful um's and uh's of an aspiring student), so fucking heavily into yaoi and openly admits that she has ONLY EVER MASTURBATED TO ANIME. Is this some fucking badge of honor now?

Worst thing is her BFFFFFFFFFFFffFFFL isn't even the worst of the bunch.

>>3488654
> OMG! a creepy fangirl won't leave me alone because I'm cosplaying a character she likes.

the girl was trying to have a conversation with you about the character YOU ARE COSPLAYING. what's so creepy/weeaboo about that?

I'm actually afraid to take japanese as a language in my school.
If there are "weeaboos" as bad as the stories I'm reading.. I better stay the hell away.
This emo kid in my classes draws anime and shit. Human vers of pokemon characters. Yea thats cool.. but really? I don't talk to the kid since he gives off this "Fuck-off-faggots) persona.
But I guess thats a good thing since I'm sure some hambeast would be like "HEY YOU WATCH NARUTOE?"
I can't stand that shit.
I will however saw I watched abit of naruto on tonami (I was like 11 I think.) But I didn't think it was hot shit or anything good.

I'll admit I'm a weeaboo.. And I'm sure if I had some decent anime-friend who didn't watch for-shit animes, I would scream some japanese words.
But.. So far. I haven't met anyone.
So I continue to act like a normal, america teenager.

>>3488503

I understand, man. Being mostly Polish and German, I make jokes about having distant Nazi-relatives, but that's only among close friends.

Honestly, the only reason I let this girl slide is because she was so young. Hell, when I was her age, I was seriously planning on going well-diving in Japan to see if I'd end up in the Feudal Era. But then I grew a brain.

>captcha: winsues punk

>>3488965
I'm half german and polish. My mom always jokes about our ancestors being nazis. Of course I argue back because thats just wrong..
Hetalia.. pff.
I honestly hate that crap.
My somewhat friends from my old school, they had a hetalia group. Based on your personality, and the characters from the show. Thats who you were. Of course the leader was Russia, ruled the whole shit.
They didn't know me to well, and I wanted to be Germany since I day dream alot. Nope.. Some ugly-shit took him.
Don't know why I obsessed over being in the group so much.

I use to be a major weeaboo during elementary. I wrote my own fanfics where I paired up whichever existing characters I liked with my own OC's, tried to make my own 'mayn-guhs' where basically all the characters I made were mary-sue's. I stole a lot of ideas from existing thing that I liked. Now that I look back I cringe at how much of a loser I was.

My first year of freshman year I dressed up as Sasuke, my friend being Itachi. We both didn't really care for Naruto anymore but we decided to do 'brocest' cosplay at our school for Halloween. There was a Naruto there and once he found us he just kept bothering us over and over. I didn't really care at first but he was getting way into our space that we just felt way too uncomfortable.

Sophomore Halloween at our school the next year. That guy who was Naruto finds me with a friend and mentions how he's going to be Hitsugaya and a friend of his (mine too, actually) is going to be Ichigo. He heard that someone borrowed a Rukia cosplay I had and he had the nerve to ask me if someone else could borrow it to wear to be apart of his Bleach group. I wasn't visibly mad but I declined and he still insisted upon borrowing the cosplay.

>>3489070

I forgot to add that this is highschool.
Would not dress up as a very bad Saucekay in college.

>>3488950

Shit, me too. My school doesn't offer Japanese; although we did have one student who transferred to a school that was a good 20-30 minute commute away just so she could take Japanese.
I want to learn a bit of it, but mainly because my boyfriend is Japanese, speaks the language, and even has some family with limited english capabilities. I'm sure most classes that teach Japanese anywhere are absolutely flooded with weeaboos, though. Feels bad man.

As a traditional painter Ive had many people come up to me and ask to see my portfiolio and then out of excitemnt they want to share with me their work.......One day this 17 yera old kid came up to me and showed me his work, it was in a speckled lil notebook that was old and dingy..I opened it expecting to find some grungy but intretsing peices...Instead I find pages talking about mastrubation, pics of hentai, nasty fucking pics of anime charcters..and one character looked like me with an outfit I had worn to class one day....omg...I said it was...good and I ran the fuck ouuta there!

ugh this thread made me feel horrible and i had to think of all the anime shit ive seen within the last few years, starting with the shitty 'anime appreciation club' at the local library. its filled with 12-14 year olds who think they know everything (mainly bleach and naruto and about japan in general.) its horrible how they yell and only know of overrated animes that none of us like. some claim to know japanese, some think they can creat an anime, some think they can cosplay.

im an artist at heart, and it offends me when people try to draw 'kawaii maynguh' and the head is flat or looks like a horse and have tiny feet about as big as their eye. i seriously have a ton of stories of these screaming weeaboos who love causing dramu, but i get enraged every time i think of them.

i do really enjoy anime and the like, i even own a few japanese grammar books, but i cant stand when they say 'omfg thats so kawaii desu nya.' im glad i got into college where i dont see that as much. and does anyone else think that the twilight graphic novel shit is gonna bring in even more weeaboos?

Okay, I have a story. Don't know if it's any good, but here goes...

After getting hooked on cosplaying due to an awesome first experience, I decided to put together a Kenshin costume for a somewhat local con. I spents hours on the top, way too much money on a natural-looking ruby red wig, fussed over details, dyed my kitchen table red because the bucket with my tabi leaked, etc. It was all good though, because the work paid off. I got a lot attention, including from the weeaboos.

The worst of it was when I stopped in at the bathroom. Just as I finished using the toilet and exited the stall, this girl shrieked at the top of her lungs at me. She wrapped her arms around my waist and just fucked squeezed as hard as she could. I had to breathlessly bargain with her AND her fucking friend to let me go so I could wash my goddamn hands. Now that I think back to it, it's a shame I didn't piss on my hands and then proceed to remove her from hugging me.

Once out of the bathroom, I joined my friends in the audience for the masquerade, which was in the cafeteria of the college. There was people everywhere, even sitting on the floor due to a lack of chairs. Towards the end of the masquerade, I decided to go for a cigarette, so while making my way through the crowd in order to reach the door, the same. fucking. girl. snagged my leg, sending me toppling onto a group of people in chairs across the 'aisle'. I apologized profusely to them, and the fall caused one of the seams on my sleeve to rip, but all she said was 'Oops!' and went back to watching the show. Stupid bitch.

I guess I'm one of those "tame" weaboos. I mean I like anime and all that crap but I also know how to have a normal social life and act like a freaking human being. I mean I was part of the "LOL OTAKU" group in high school.

ANYWAY, Now being the stupid person I am I introduced my weaboo friends to Hetalia because I hated being alone in the fandom (small school) everyone proceeded to give each other "lolNation" names (I was dubbed England because I have huge eyebrows and tell people to shut up often) there were these two kids, one boy and one girl, who decided that they were going to be Russia and Latvia. They were both land whale status, gothtarded to the max and wrote/drew horrifying porn and talked about how they were going to RAPE each other during lunch (they sat with us.) And at one point the dude (who dubbed himself Russia) was like "IMA RAPE YOU TOO ENGLAND."(He didn't know my real name) and he would do it to other people too, It was beyond creepy, also most of the time he would YELL this stuff so everyone in the hall could hear.

I'm glad I graduated so I don't have to deal with these tards again.

>>3472213

>looked completely normal

Um... so I can only assume that normal = white, to you.

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>>3479351
About Me:
Hey my name is mary aka yumi!!! I'm 12 yrs old and i'm best friends with miyo (janine) in rl. I'm addicted to twilight and anime. Go Team Edward!! Woohoo!!! Well anyway ppl call me clutz, retard, ect. but i don't rly care. I'm not rly a retard, i'm smart, but after school i get a lil (no i lied!) i get retarded after school. Words like clutz and stuff are just words that have no meaning in the english dictionary. They shouldn't be used cuz they don't rly make sense! Y would they make a word to offend ppl!? psh and they callin me stupid. Well gotta stop myslef from ranting. I guess thats all i'm gonna rite about...oh wait lied again if u r a twilight fan plz add me so we can talk about it!! I beg u!! I have no friends that read or saw the twilight movie yet and i need some1 to talk about it with me!! so i beg u plz!! hmm i guess thats about it. i'm not that interesting.....i think. Well hope u have a good life! ^-^ live ur life to it's full potential!!! XD i feel like makin my profile longer and idk y!! so i'll just say nonsense...blah blah blah twilight blah blah blah naruto blah blah blah writin a story about ja9 & jack blah blah blah!!!!! ^-^
Yes I am annoying but you'll have to deal with it......oh I also have mood swings and a bad temper so don't piss me off or I will find you............................................................seriously(sry if that scares you). When my cabin for camp wouldn't shut up I threatened them that they would wake up with a finger stuff up their nose giving them a massive nosebleed oh and I would pay kyle (or ney) to rape them........

>>3479397
that's going into my /c/ folder

>>3489569
Holy fuck. Thats exactly how the one group I was in act. Except it was Russia and America.. Russia would get pissed off when ever America would have "sex" (there both girls.. all of us.)
The girl who was Russia acted like such a bitch too. People take that shit to srsly. Acting in character and crap.. I mean yea it's okay. But you aren't cosplaying the character at the moment so dick-up.

>>3489628
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I try to be an open minded person.. but god damn I would love to make this child swallow teeth.
>i'm not that interesting... I am annoying
At least she's a little honest?

>>3489670
Eh just ignore her/him/it.

Too keep the board going..

I remember when I was in 6th grade. Didn't have many so-called-friends. I met a girl who turned out to be into anime.. I don't really remember what anime we liked, except DN Angel. We were little fangirls over it. We used to go over her house and pretend Dark and Krad were outside the house and we would Role play with them. Yea.. But we were kids. We had fun.

>>3489644

Yeah I never got the "Acting in character" part of it...I mean I just used them as nicknames (Actually I usually didn't even use the country names to confuse everyone for fun "Alfred, Francis, Matthew....etc" "WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOOOUT?!" "-lol-")

some of the people were really chill about it but other people were just...guh.

Can I rat out my ex friend?
She's not that horrible as a weeaboo but she's pretty bad.

>Short AND fat AND long ass hair that she can't seem to ever brush.
>Claims she has a ghost in her house, which is conveniently some hot bishie half dragon or some bullshit.
>Has held the nickname "Suku" for five years.. she got it when she decided she wanted us to call her a misspelled version of a bat demon's name off of Inuyasha (I was a weeaboo too back then so I can't really judge).
>Rawrs at people because she thinks it's cute
>Draws incessantly even though she draws the same shit and hasn't shown any signs of change in years.
>Got into band with other weeaboo friends + one standable friend. Was named after something from Doctor Who.
>"Knows" how to play guitar and owns at least two.
>Made friends with senior AP art students in sophmore year.. they would openly talk about what a weirdo she was when she wasn't around.
>Doesn't understand that staying up until 3am was bad for her/her grades. Oh wait, she's bipolar guize. <333
>Has had a menagerie of crappy boyfriends, current one is apparently a furry.
>Will come up with some new manga idea that's slightly different then the last one, and give up in two weeks.
I'll stop now before I make myself so mad I blow a fuse.

>>3489681
e__e I know whatcha mean.. And one they got all hyped up about hetalia an wutnot. They made Russia (Sara) do that big speech.. Something like "You are my alliance or something". I forget it.
That would get annoying.. It's just like.. really? Really?

Now that some of you keep bringing up the "nya!~" I can't help but think about that girl who recorded herself and others constantly doing that.

Up until a Sakura flipped her off. Until that part in the video I raged from how fucking annoying it was. (I only watched through because a friend told me to and said for me to try to sit through and not get mad. I failed.)

>>3472213
How does this relate to cosplay in any way at all, except that the girl happened to be a weeaboo and some weeaboos cosplay. White people cosplay. Guess we should start spamming the board with funny white people stories too.

Not much of a story, but I was at Barnes&Noble chilling with some friends in the comics section because we're just losers like that, and next to us there was a group of loud, (probably high school freshman) weaboos.
I'm just like, yeah whatever and tried to ignore it...but then one of them was all "ONE DAY OTAKUS WILL RULE THE WORLD"
I facepalm'd

Back in my school I was the worst Weaboo, mostly because I was the only one who had branched outside of Pokemon and Digimon. Thankfully as years progressed I gave away my stuff on Gaia, gave up on drawing and writing a manga and settled into a respectable job where I get 25% discount on games.

Worst thing I did, set up the class projector to play One Piece in subs at lunchtime because I had missed it the previous day. Thankfully it was only me there and everyone else from my class was enjoying the sunshine.... Whatever that is.

>>3489588

No, as in she didn't wear retarded cat ears/tail and ita "loli" dresses or a Narutard headband. Wasn't a hambeast, wasn't fug, didn't stink to high hell or have greasy hair or bad skin. She looked like any other normal HS kid until she started with the "OH, guess what, I'm Japanese because my parents were in Japan when my mom got pregnant with me, desu~! Isn't that AWESOME?! ~*=^-^=*~" shit.

Basically you couldn't tell she was a weeaboo until she opened her mouth. Then oh God did you know.

>>3489722

I love Spanish chicks. And weeaboos and /cgl/ fit perfectly together. And the clarification that she was Spanish was because she wasn't Asian. I don't give a damn what she was, claiming to be Japanese because you were conceived in Grorious Nippon is retardedly weeaboo, especially when you end your sentence in 'desoo'.

>>3489699
God I remember that video, and the one with the girl singing really high pitched.