> have japanese boyfriend
> go to convention with him
> bring a weeaboo friend
> OMG HE'S JAPANESE?!?!
> she proceeds to attach herself to him for the duration of the con

I don't have any fresh stories, but before my girlfriend and I started dating, she was cosplaying Sasuke at some tiny-ass con with her girlfriend at the time. Some hambeast in a Gaara closet cosplay (complete with video store gourd backpack) asked her for a hug, then handcuffed herself to my gf. Gf had to simultaneously stop her girlfriend from beating the shit out of the hambeast and persuade the hambeast to let her go. She eventually succeeded, but not before obtaining some mental scars.

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Does weaboo stories at school count?

>>3450449

Yes.

>>3450449

ALL weeaboo stories count. I'd personally like to hear some about cherry blossom festivals or sushi restaurants or weebs that have gone to japan and come back dead inside.

>>3450487

Good.

This chick at my school is basically what you call a fangirl weaboo. Check this, you show the lass anything anime related, so does an annoying shriek and says the character's name all fangirlish. Shit's fuckin' annoying. Oh and shit draw anime like crap.

>>3447514
Handcuffed.

wat.

>>3450489
I don't think a weaboo can afford to go to a sushi or a Japanese resturant where the chief cooks your meal right in front of your face. Went to one for my friend's birhtday party and that shit ran me about a good $35 bucks.

Granted I did brought beer and courtesy cost came into play but dammit, shit ain't cheap. Good food however! :)

The only Con horror story I can think of is during Anime St. Louis 2010, a tornado was just a mile away from the convention floor. Thankfully, it just passed us so nothing truly happen but I was honest to go freaked out.

>>3450536

True, but some weebs are spoiled brats who think their kid's retardation is them being OMG UNIQUE and shit. Like those parent that self-diagnose their kids with ADHD and Autism and other such shit (I mean come on- 'Indigo Children'? Your kid's just another brat, get over it snowflake) and let them scream and throw fits in public and go "ISN'T S/HE JUST *SUCH* A GENIUS?~<3".

/rant

TL;DR a story I've posted before, crazy hambeast Narutard friend tried to convince me she was whisked out of her body and away to feudal japan at night while her body slept by Kakashi, Iruka, Jiraya, etc. or other characters from another anime/manga, and how she was a warrior or princess with a demon sealed inside her/she was half demon and had superpowers and talked to ghosts and would have orgies with the fictional character in question after epic battles in fancy Japanese castles. Then once she discovered JRock the stories changed to how (Kyo, Miyavi, Shinya) would whisk her away to japan and she'd be a famous Japanese super-model JRocker and also a super-badass street thug, who the Yakuza were too afraid to fuck with. and she carried a katana (in what was apparently modern japan) and had an anime based off of her, and she did acting in movies.

Of course, these stories changed every fucking 3 days to fit every single fucking edgy weeaboo fantasy in there.

Girl might have been crazy as shit, but it was fun to hear her pretend. Except when she started trying to convince me *JRocker name here* snuck into her bedroom every night (in the US, lol) and slept with her/talked to her all night/fucked her/whatever. She tried biting herself as "Proof that Kyo-kun and I are REALLY TOGETHER! SEE? He bit me 'cause I told him you wouldn't believe me until he did! See the marks? ^-^" and how she had a training area in the woods behind her house where she and Naruto and Sasuka would do their ninja-training. She actually claimed she could run up a tree and chakra-teleport and shit.

fucking run-on sentences but I'm lazy as shit right now.

I had a guy who passed from "you are weaboo" into "no, you're just INSANE" my first year of college.

First, he told everyone in the dorms that he once saw a guy dodge bullets, describing the ninja skills in such detail as though he were there.

Then, two or three weeks later, we're all watching a video of two guys fight on someone's computer. This guy walks in, yells "OH MY GOD THEY'RE BEATIN UP MY SENSEI, I GOTTA GO FIND HIM!"

He then takes off to his dorm, packs a duffel bag, and wanders Columbus, OH for three or four days before returning as if nothing happened.

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeep.

>>3450781

Jesus fucking christ.

I'm afraid I don't have too many stories, aside from the occasional getting stuck with a hambeast for a roommate that's always talking about what things she wants to do to all the hot anime guys she sees...

I was eating at a Chinese restaurant and and I was seated right next to a fat cat girl in a pink corset. Arm bands, cat ears, HT combat boots, the works.
My friends made me sit in the seat so I had to look at her the entire time.
All my friends are trolls.

ffffff, weeaboo in Chinese resturant.
ajkdjaklsjdlkajslakda
I hope her experience in an American-Chinese restaurant got her that much closer to her dream to the East.


The food was also terrible. But I keep going there because the lunch special is $5 and I get two meals out of it T_T

>>3450633
I wanted to sleep tonight.

So, this girl in my middle school would dress up as lolita to our school, and my God it made me utterly embarrassed to be part of that community. Her body was nice but her face...my God, her face was fucking hideous.

Also she tried to convince me to buy one of her crappy drawings at this one convention and I had to say "later" and then run off. I totally felt like a bitch, but I would not spend ten bucks on that.

>>3450781
the best man
that has ever existed.

>>3450633
People go to college to talk to these people. You should look up your local psychiatrics...

>>3450781
I wanna meet this man.

>>3450633
That's the best story.

Much less impressive(and probably going to come across as super vendetta, but isn't that the point of this thread?), I know a girl who wrote up a marriage license to Sasuke (and Inuyasha, I think, but their romance was short-lived). She carried a Sasuke plush around with her every day and flipped shit if anyone touched it while she wasn't looking or dropped it on the floor. Maybe would have been excusable if it was some high quality collector's item, but it was just some shitty hot topic quality plush that she told people she had to resew the seams for many, many times. Also wore Naruto headbands and shit to school. She based her entire senior project on making cosplay wearable for "everyday" sort of as fashion even though all of the designs were totally out there and would definitely result in a talking-to if not more from your boss. Towards graduation, she stopped carrying the plush around and started wearing wigs and full cosplay to school instead. Nice. I remember my freshman year when I was still hardcore weeaboo, I went to anime club once or twice and it was PACKED FULL of people. The presidents graduated and she took over, randomly appointing her friends as...staff members, I guess (I was sitting next to one when she ran over and said "You need to be treasurer for the anime and manga club, okay? I'm signing you up because this is due today"), and in the senior yearbook there are 4 people in the picture, including her. None of them are the staff.

Not the same person, or even in the same club, but some dude in the yearbook is wearing an organization 13 coat.

>>3450633
I think your girl and my guy should date.

Those fucking "WHAT KIND OF UKE/SEME ARE YOU" tests on facebook.
Weaboo high school 'friends' post them as if it isn't fucking weird to talk about your sex life on facebook in front of hundreds of people.
"oh lol i'm a playful seme"
"o u i though you'd b moar uke"
"no way lol!!!"
RAGEEEE
when someone asked them what a uke was, one of the girls said it was a sex term.
>a sex term

>>3450828
>I know a girl who wrote up a marriage license to Sasuke (and Inuyasha, I think, but their romance was short-lived).

I lol'd so hard

>>3450821

Apparently she doesn't do it anymore. Still very weeb, though. "OMG Japan is awesome!" and such shit. Saw her recently in public, girl's still a hambeast, wears plain black t-shirts and jeans, converses (big surprise), *black fucking lipstick*, and has her hair cut BUTCH short. I mean like there's MAYBE a half inch of it. Lordy.

>>3450829

lol totally.

>>3450792

lol, those weeaboos are awesome, because right in the middle of that little "L IS SO HAWT THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO HIM!<3" tirade, if you mention the fact that they're *just cartoon characters*, they go apeshit.

>>3450781
Oh, I laughed.

I only really have one really bad one, a year or two ago in college.

I had to take this painting class to fulfill some kind of requirement I needed. I'm a graphic design major, so I was used to seeing the same people over and over again. But taking this painting class, it was with people I didn't know. I see a girl wearing a video game tshirt of some kind (I don't remember what) and I approached her, making a comment like "Oh awesome blahblah"

It went all downhill from there. She instantly turned into squealing fangirl/batshit crazy. Cosplay came up and she asked me to make her a lolita dress, asked me to make her a cosplay, asked me to get her free video games (work came up and I work at gamestop), told me about her fiancee in England who they played games together and they had phone sex, showed me all her traced anime fanart and then asked for a ride home. And this was all after the first time speaking to her. I shit you not.

From there she would occasionally pester me about her traced anime fanart. She would do this for all of her projects. Take a fanart or some kind of anime/videogame picture, trace it and paint it. She got a lot of really, really negative crit and no one in the class got it. It was painful to watch.

>>3450922
Guh, I feel you. This tends to happen and then they latch onto you and you'd rather just put a plastic bag over your head.

This isn't con related in the least bit, but it was a bit of a cringe-worthy "augh - you're a weeaboo, eh?" moment.

In college, I sat in on a symposium for a japanese studies senior seminar. The seniors were giving their presentations, which were all very loosely related to a theme I don't even quite remember anymore; something about modern viewpoints on history in japan, or culture or something. It doesn't quite matter.
All the presentations were well-made and sensible, except for one: this one guy decided to do a presentation on the assertion that the manga Uzumaki was an allusion to the notorious Unit 731 of WWII-era Japan. I would've been thrilled if this had been an actually viable topic with supportive evidence. But he made crazy correlations based on belief and opinion, leaving his argument completely unfounded.

Afterwards, I couldn't help but wonder whether the presentation had been a result of the guy procrastinating and doing a quick, sloppy job, or whether he really just wanted to include his favorite manga and couldn't think of a more viable thesis. Something tells me the latter; I hope for the former.

>>3450935
What was just so crazy was all of that spouted out after the first day of meeting her. She really did latch on pretty much throughout the whole semester.

Holy shit. I had stories, but they all seem trivial now compared to this stuff. o.o

>>3450922
Gah, this happened to me often. I would find people who were into anime then they would go batshit insane. Of course I was pretty used to it, and just tried to avoid seeing them, but they would find me when I was hanging out with normal people. People thought I was insane to put up with some of the stuff I have put up with.
I no longer do this, because I'm tired about hearing about old ass anime that everyone knows about. Or hearing that I should be an animator because I can draw decent animu shit.

But I do secretly like it when they find out Imma lolita. I enjoy eating that jelly, for some reason.

You think it's bad when there's just one, but imagine a WHOLE GROUP of these fucktards.

There's this girl who believes she's a cute nekogirl. We're talking Hot Topic fat girl nekogirl. Not only is she a giant weeaboo but she meows, and I don't mean just like quiet mewing like an ACTUAL FUCKING CAT does, but this EARSPLITTING CATERWAULING that fucking echoes across the commons. Her friends say it's a tic but I want to punch her in the face. I hate that her boyfriend's hot and I would destroy his ass before kicking him out of my bed tbh.

We have a pair of awful itas running around in "country" lolita which is actually just a grandma dress with a matching sunhat and the other wears this blue gingham Bodyline JSK. No petticoat, fucked up hair, no makeup, all while blabbering on and on about how awesome last night's episode of Naruto or Bleach was with interspersed weaboo Japanese words mixed with English. I'm a dude, and I know more about lolita than they do just from casual lurking here at /cgl/ as well. It's atrocious.

We also have the dudes who wear silk shirts with terrible animu on them and naruto headbands but those come standard to our common social scenes I think.

The terrible thing is that these people aren't in middle school or just starting highschool. These are adults attended university which makes it all the more terrible. We're fucking adults, grow the fuck up.

(FYI I'm a big fan of lolita, especially tastefully done classic lolita, which I feel does have a place in fashion, unlike OTT sweet which seems more like a costume to me. Just my opinion, don't tear my head off lolis.)

PIC FUCKING RELATED

>>3450536
>Japanese resturant
>$35 bucks.
that's not too bad. A group of us went to Iron Chef Morimoto's restaurant in Philly not too long ago. I paid at least $75, probably close to $100. I got the bill and went "what the fuck am I looking at?" Definitely weren't any weaboos there

I went to junior high school with a girl who swore up and down she was x character's girlfriend/relative/what have you. Sometimes she tried to convince me that she was "Yugioh's cousin" and dating another character from the show. Sometimes she said she was dating Yugi instead, and told me about how he crept into her room at night through the window and either had sex with her or took her on these great, card-dueling adventures. Or both. On top of all of this, she was also a saiyan, but she couldn't risk going super saiyan because she got out of control and would kill everyone in our school. She was waiting for the day when her father, Goku, would come get her, and she could be reunited with her husband-to-be, Trunks.

She also used random weeaboo Japanese and started a Yugioh fan letter thing with her crappy stories and poems. She constantly bothered me and my friends for "content so my publication won't die". Ugh.

Other than that, college has held a few creepy otaku so far. Mostly people who go around in wigs, if not partial/full costumes, make disgusting and loud weeaboo calls to one another (like weird animu squeals), and call themselves some random Japanese name like "Rin" when their real names are probably something like Hannah, idek. There's one guy in my Japanese class who is always mumbling something about anime to himself and tries to talk to me about sankakucomplex and hentai all the time. Sigh.

>>3446732

I have a (newly added friend of a friend) that will sit there, and rave on, and on, and ON about wanting an asian boyfriend, and when I'd webcam with my friends from Vietnaum, or my friends in Japan, she'll be over my shoulder trying to seduce them through the camera...

I needed a language for my major and Japanese was the only one I had even the tiniest chance of passing as I took it in highschool. I get there for the first day and there is the fattest fucking fuck in there, full Hot Topic garb, fucking uglyass cafepress Bleach bag, NEKO EARS, and when I walked by her to get a seat the smell was so fucking incredible I gagged.
Of course once the course actually started getting difficult she was gone in like 5 seconds lol.
HER BELOVED MOONSPEAK IS TOO HARDDDD WHY CAN'T IT BE EASIERRRRRR

>>3450828
>>3451336
>>3450633

... oh my. It's one thing to fantasize about a character, or a J-rock star, and imagine what it'd be like... but to claim to be married, engaged, or just plain WITH them? That's just uncalled for...

Reading this thread, I wonder if they're like my best friend, who claims that she is married to both Naruto, and Kakashi from the show Naruto, and they all have children together and frollic around and have sex all day...

Also wondering, if they take 'otaku' as a compliment...

>>3450943
>Uzumaki
>Unit 731

let's just back up for a second there... what the fuck?
>>3451336
She sounds like she needs help.

there was a girl at my highschool that I hung out with until I realized how insane she was. She insisted that she was part cat (her and this other girl would like tickle each other's invisible cat ears) and part demon. She had these imaginary friends that she said came in her window at night. She insisted that they took over her body from time to time. Like one day I was talking to her and she started growling and saying "this isn't Juliana" and she fucking scratched me and then started crying like "BAWW IT WASN'T MEEE". At lunch she would write letters to herself from her imaginary friends who "took over her body to write them to her". Andddd she also said she was raped by a ghost. >->

>>3451370
>Also wondering, if they take 'otaku' as a compliment...

I don't mind people who use whatever word they're called as a rallying point, but sooooo many people take this one too far.

A good case example is a large hunk of cosplay.com's younger userbase. Check out the 'reactions from people in hotels/stores/restaurants' thread. So friggin many of them are dressed up in the mall for no reason other than attention, a passerby makes a snide comment about them looking like freaks (and I'm sure they did, in fact, look ridiculous), and they're quick to rally around "WOOO FREAKS RULE!"

It quickly changes from "I love who I am!" (good!) to "I am weird so give me attention for that!" (ugh.)

Going on the theme of awful college weeaboos..

My first semester of college, I started seeing this girl sitting in the hall waiting for her class to start that was near mine. She was.. Horrible. I never talked to her, but it was enough to see her. She was huge. She was probably 5'6" and 280+ pounds. You kind of notice someone like that.
On top of it, she wore cat ears everyday. The same busted ones on a headband over unbrushed hair in a bun. She also liked wearing a tail. Everyday. This tube of cotton-stuffed fabric safety -pinned to her fat butt. She also didn't much care for herself, didn't try brushing her hair, wash her face, have clothing that fat, etc.

It's just things like this make me question the thought process. She had to wake up, get dressed, put on cat ears and a tail, look in the mirror.. and find it completely acceptable.

This girl.
I knew her.
Need I say more?

>>3451525
Yes you do.

Oh dear god.

First con, first cosplay. Obviously I wasn't proud of the cosplay my brother's friends stuck me in when the dress was too small and I didn't know what a wig was so I dyed my hair. The hair turned out really cool, but not like Lucy from Elfen Lied. Back at SakuraCon 2006, only two people knew who I was. One of them being this chubby boy who started freaking out as if I were really Lucy from Elfen Lied. He actually got to the point of hyperventilating in the middle of the dealers hall and was about near tears when he realized he didn't have his camera. I, on the other hand, was about near tears when my brother's friends wouldn't come save me.

At my school, I'm generally perfectly fine if someone dresses up in cat ears and a cat tail- I just ignore it. Though, I ended up seeing this girl in a fairly well done BTSSB Replica and decide to keep an eye on her. She was cute, sure. But then I started noticing her partial cosplays at school with cat ears and a cat tail. The sad part was, when I actually sat down and talked to her once, she seemed to be rather normal. She's officially turned into my project.

>>3451525
D:

>>3451527
Why does it have hair drawn on its chin? Is it trying to be male?

>>3451539

Go on...

>>3451525
http://angusyoungfangirl.deviantart.com/
http://www.youtube.com/user/Angusyoungfangirl
http://www.myspace.com/jamie_the_ninja

Found her. :(

>>3451525
What's with the beard?

>>3451580
Sad.

Most of the weeaboo stories I have come from the girls that attach themselves to my younger sister because she likes anime and unlike me she's willing to put up with a lot more than I am.

One of these girls was from Taiwan and told the most spectacular stories about how she used to live in Japan back when she was in the fourth grade, in an apartment her parents lived in while they were living in the United States. She claimed to have had two super hot boyfriends that were in a visual kei band and that they would come over and the three of them would make out on the couch. We my sister said it was ridiculous this girl produced to pictures printed from the internet of Miyavi and a Scene guy known as Kaiden Blake saying that these two were the guys she was making out with/dating. But it turns out that that girl was total batshit insane, when my sister told her she was lying she went to the school and told them that my sister had taught her how to steal and that they two of them were dating and my sister beat her and raped her... man she had some series issues.

>>3451525
OK, well I knew her in Highschool.
Freshman year, I was experimenting on being a social butterfly. Really into anime and shit.
But then I figured out not all people who like anime are people to associate with.
I invited her over to my house once. She ate all of m ravioli and hogged my computer FOR HOURS watching Naruto AMVs.
I got her into Kingdom hearts, holy shit did I go wrong.
She became crazy obsessed with it. (Xigbar x Xaldin or some shit) Made up all of these crazy ass stories about her 'foreign boyfriend who dressed as Xigbar and fucked her.
It was awful. She made penis jokes in front of my parents. She drew porn. Took my drawings to school (That she stole) and showed them to people. My reputation=tarnished.
God....
I really hate her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlyHiPcQjs oh and here's some more, cosplay.
*shudder*
Her giggling her tits to eggbeater music.

>>3451643
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c-BGM632mE
She has to be autistic...

>>3450781
Full motherfucking stop. Did/do they go to Animate!OSU? Sounds familiar, honestly.

My horror story is my twin and I were cosplaying as Kaoru/Hikaru from Ouran (yeah yeah yeah whatever, we were adorable), and we were relaxing at a table and eating with our mom, and a friend. Suddenly, this...hyper-ass kandy-kid wannabe neko-eared hambeast comes FLYING and tackles me BY MY NECK, as I'm sitting down. So I basically go flying backwards out of my chair, almost broke my damn neck, and she just WONT LET GO, squealing about how cute we are, and how we need to do yaoi pics for her. So I'm flailing like a moron, shes on me, and finally I pry her off. Then I had to both hold my mom back from beating the shit out of her, and also explain yaoi at the same time. Sucked balls.

I don't really KNOW any horrible weaboos, thank god. But one day....
I was at Taco Bell, eating my chalupa like I usually do, when this fat dude walks into Taco Bell dressed up as Haruhi. Everyone stares at him because well, this is a dude in a skirt. He orders, and then leaves. Never saw him again. The problem was that this happened on a normal day, when no conventions or festivals were going on around town.
>mfw I was so disgusted that I turned into Eddie Murphy and made this face.

>>3451580

"deviantWEAR sizing preference: small-medium"

lolwut

i'll bite. when i was a sophomore (i'm a senior now), i usually hung out with my friends in the library because it was peaceful. one day i was a quarter short for the vending machine so i decided to ask some kids sitting at a table for one. big mistake. i have a high pitch voice and when i asked for a quarter they all stopped and looked at me and asked "are you doing that on purpose?!?" "ummm....if i say yes do i get a quarter?" "ZOMG YOU SOUND LIKE HINA-CHAN!" i didnt know who that was and just left. i later found out it was hinata from naruto. I found out because the creepiest one decided to stalk me for the rest of the week before i chewed him out.

pic related. it was my face.

>>3451802
I...Oh god. I didn't even think about >>3450781's story being any way related to OSU, even after they mentioned Columbus.

I am so fucking glad I never even attempted to get involved in any of OSU's anime stuff.

>>3451879
It's not actually that bad. There's maybe one or two annoying weebs, but for the most part it's a bunch of people who like old shit, shounen, and Akagi.

All these stories...dear anons, I feel so sorry for you.

not exactly a great story, but i (vaguely) remember some weeaboo-ish girl (not exactly the cat-ears wearing omg neko kawaii type, but more of a downplayed one) who i swore was talking with her other weeaboo friends about like... trying to brainwash some guy in our geography class with some spell or something.

retarded as it sounds and as little i know about it, i do clearly remember several instances during class where she would take out a piece of notebook paper and start drawing these weird ass japanese symbols and shit on them with a red pencil crayon.

occasionally, she'd hold it up like it was some sort of flashlight to the guy, and then fold it and shit like that. all the while, her eyes would be like half-closed and her movements would be really slovenly and retarded.

i never really heard much of her after that class, but what i remember grade-A creepy. in retrospect, i wish i had paid more attention else i'd have more to tell. the really scary part about this is that she was only a freshman that year; i didn't hear about her pulling any more shit like that after that event, though.

There was this chick in my Chinese class, unfortunately a totally insufferable weeaboo/emo and a closet lesbian.
Here's why
>Apparently taking Chinese so she can pretend she knows Kanji
>LOVES Jrock and thinks it's hardcore, will criticize your music choices even when SHE ISN'T IN THE CONVERSATION. /mad
>Super ugly Butch haircut
>Thought the tranny Jrock stars were hot, and any musicians you had a crush on were UGLY LOL.
>Had an equally insufferable weeaboo "artist" jew friend who never shut the hell up.
I would probably have more if I didn't avoid her like the plague.

>>3451802
Did that girl think that RL was an anime or something, and you can just tackle people and they are fine. Damn.

Anyway this is to people who've posted stories in this thread, can you please quote your post and state the age of the person?

I've never seen a cosplayer outside of a convention in my life - Australia is very conservative in many aspects like that. Or even the people claiming to date anime characters. I could only pardon this behaviour if they are under 10 years old, it seriously borders mental illness.

>>3451967

And only listens to Jrock because it's from the Motherland.

I can't stand listening to it (the awful DEG kind of crap). I don't care what they're bitching about and it usually sounds terrible.
I thought it was cool when I was like, 13, then you know, I grew up.

>>3451989
That was my guess as well.
She went to a Dir en Grey concert and wouldn't shut up about it, bragged about the pretend mosh and how she didn't let some midget stand in front of her or something.
Hate to sound so damn mad but I literally hated her.

I don't really go on /cgl/ that much, but the impression I'm getting from this thread is that you're.... not weaboos yourself?

What is this sorcery?

>>3452018
I'm here to look at cute costumes and lol at drama.
I'll admit I was a hardcore weeaboo in seventh grade, my first erotic dream involved Tai from Digimon. :\
I'm more of a GLORIOUS MIDDLE COUNTRY instead of GLORIOUS NIPPON so I'm obsessed with Chinese culture instead of Japanese.

>>3452018
A+ post

>>3452041
I was kind of 'obsessed' with anime when I first found it at age 16.

I occasionally used anime wallpapers, I bought about three little anime action figures and had a poster from an anime convention in my room.

I don't know if that really is obsessed, but it felt like it was for me. Now I have none of that, I'm just me again, only I watch anime and am interested in lolita (but don't actually do it).

>>3452018
I don't speak for everyone, but I know that I don't go around wearing cosplay out of a convention (sans photoshoot), nor do I think anime characters are real, nor do I believe that my precious j-rocker is going to marry me and be my beloved husbando, and I *definitely* do not force my fandom on anyone, anime fan or not.

Sure, I may wear my Anime Central shirt in public, or may be one of the few white people at the Japanese market (but fuck that - I've lost weight since I changed to a more asian/fish centric/protein diet), but I'm not gonna wave my freak flag and shove it down your throat. I hate people who do that.

>>3452018

well, there's a difference.

on one hand, there's finding anime interesting and having a hobby of recreating anime costumes to show off your craftsmanship.

on the other, there's being a screaming hambeast who wears cat ears all the time and talks about how gackt is their husbando.

Oh right. I completely forget this weeaboo because I hate her too.
>Does not have an inside voice. Blames her parents.
>Constantly criticizing others while acting like her art isn't generic weeaboo art, will pretend to be humble.
>Wears cat ears and naruto headbands often
>Brags about how drunken guys hit on her at conventions.
>Treats best friend who is a completely nice girl like crap.
>Obsessed with Haruhi, Death Note and mainstream shit like that.
>Hair looks like it's never fucking washed.
Hrng my blood pressure.

On sunny days (almost everyday, 808 state) she carried around an umbrella to school because she didnt want to burn (She thought she was a vampire). She constently said nya~ nya? nya! If yous said anything she didnt like or made a sex joke, she'll slap you on your arm. It was a hard slap too. It stung. When she did that to me I spanked her face. She was ass ugly too. She had a huge mole on the side of her nose. Greasy lil muthafucka.

Also this whiter than white chick hung out with her. She was LOUD and pale like snow. She also dressed like a goth biker. Her makeup is terrible. She is ugly too.

They both hang out with a fat ugly white dude that wants to rape some of my friends. no really he texted sexual things that implied rape to them.

>>3452383
I can name three people from my high school years passed that line up perfectly with these people you speak of. I fucking hated them.

>>3446496
I love your pic OP.

>>3452383
Also more of the white white chick.
>Gets boyfriend from Mabanogi
>Treats him like crap
>Treats friends like crap
>Break up lol
>BAWW HE NEVAR LOVED ME
>Friends tired of her shit
>Ignored

I lol'd when I heard of this

Back in high school one of the weeabo nerds got into a fight and started making the naruto symbols with his hands. It did serve to confuse the hell out of his much larger and stronger opponent, never did find out how it ended though it's not hard to guess

>>3451395 she also said she was raped by a ghost
Out there somewhere is some albino dude telling his friend "guess who just banged a crazy bitch"

is...it realy that unacceptable to wear cat ears in public? ;_;

>>3452617
No way bro, it's a fashion trend. Globe and Mail said so.

>>3452617
Really goes along with how you act, who you're with, and what you look like.
People who are with a bunch of other preteens at the mall, running around in akatsuki cloaks and are obese tend to look bad. :D

>>3452644
lol. im not a loud-mouthed weeaboo anymore, so i should be fine, yeah?

>>3452002
We're not obnoxious weeaboos, at least.

I grew out of the obnoxious weaboo phase when I was in junior high. Added -chan and shit to my friend's names.
It was really lame.
Sure, I still like animu, and I like to dress up as animu characters....

im somewhat of a weaboo.....no where near as bad as any of these people. The only thing I have thats really bad is a Tattoo of the cross from fullmetal alchemist, just because I like the design. sigh...

>>3450828 again. Remembered another story about the same girl. For the record, I'm half white/chinese and so is one of my friends. The weeaboo girl is white. Sometimes I wonder if she only got along with me because I'm asn. But anyways.

Chinese friend was sitting with weeaboo girl at lunch or something, and casually remarked that weeaboo girl was not asian. So she got up and ran off in tears. When I was sitting with chinese friend a few days later, weeaboo girl walked up to talk to me, and as she left she remarked to chinese friend, "I'm still mad at you."

...

>>3451986

>>3450633 here.

She was on her first year in middle school when I was in my last. I smoke way too much weed so I have no clue when that was. but maybe like, 13-14, kind of understandable-ish. But goddamn she was tall.

>>3452018

I listen to shitty JRock and like those creepy BJDs and watch anime and read manga. Also I may or may not be trying to teach myself Japanese, and I might want to vacation in Japan some time in the future..

But goddamn, when I'm in public, nobody knows any of this, ever. I'm at least a little sane, kthxbai.

bump for moar

>wormild what

Hmm.. This isn't really the right story for this thread, but it's still entertaining. I like anime shirts, but not the ones with anime characters on them- like symbols. Kind of a subtle/stylish way to communicate to those who know what it is that you like it while others don't mind because it looks cute.

Anyway, a long time ago I had black girl's T with nothing but that symbol Edward Elric has on the back of his jacket on the front of it. My sister, who in high school I guess you would say was a "popular wigger" type, found it in my closet and thought it looked cute so she wore it to school.

She came home from school and was like, "Uh, is this one of those anime shirts?"

"Yeah, why?"

She then described how throughout the day she had uh... less popular, frightening weeaboo girls coming up to her in the halls, in class, wherever, excited that someone like her liked anime and asking her questions about it and general squealing and fangirling when she had no idea what was going on until someone pointed it out for her.

It gave me a good laugh. My poor sister, ahaha. She knows NOTHING about anime.

>>3453240
>My sister, who in high school I guess you would say was a "popular wigger" type,

Story was made infinitely funnier because of that mental image.

>>3453240
Serves her right for not asking before borrowing.

I love this cat so much.

Okay I got a sorry

While I'll admit myself I am a person who loves anime, wears anime t-shirts, likes buying anime related things plus I have a dream to go to Japan one day, so I'm learning japanese so I guess you could say I'm weeboo if you want but while I was in high school there was a girl who I hung out with, she was like me so I thought it was pretty nice to have someone to talk about stuff with

Until an asian transferred to our class, and oh god did shit get ugly. She pounced on him the first chance she got, poor little kid didn't know what to do and after 2 days of him being there they were dating, the poor kid only wanted some friends and she was the first nice person to him
It started with her making him read yaoi, then dressing him up, then she re-named him after her favorite character of the moment, then she started spanking him in public, bruising him so that all the other girls would now he was "hers". Then she tied him up in the classroom and took his pants off and made him stay there.....SHE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND TIED HIM UP SO SHE COULD RECREATE HER FAVORITE YAOI SCENE
she got kicked out for sexual harassment after that, and we are no longer friends

>>3453346
jesus christ that is horrifying.

>>3453346
D: What the fuck?! Why would he let her? Was he tiny and she a hambeast?!

Also there should have been criminal charges IMO.

>>3453346
I would set that hambeast on fire

>>3453376
Yes he was really tiny, and as far as criminal charges go I have no idea, she was just kicked out of school for that "incident" charges might have been pressed by the school but as far as the family doing it? They only recently migrated to the US, so I don't think they did anything. Lil dude got put in a sister school

>>3453346
That poor guy.

>>3453409
Dear god is this what girl weaboos do when they see an asian dude? Fuck what happens if dude weaboos see an asian chick?

>>3453409
Forgot to add that we never spoke again because according to her, I didn't stick up for her and explain that she was doing those things to him out of love, and because of that I was a terrible friend. I pretty much distanced myself from her towards the end cause she was fucking nuts

>>3453346
I made a horrible face as a I read this. So horrible, I don't even have a reaction image for it.

>>3453418
Stare at her awkwardly as she avoids him like the plauge. Asian girls are far more critical of others than asian guys.

>>3453346

Holy fucking shit. That poor boy...

SHIT LIKE THAT IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

>>3453346
what?! thats crazy

>>3453346
As horrible as this is, its nice to see that she didn't get away with this shit, so many weeaboos do things that they get away with, it drives me insane

>>3453346

>>3450781

Was his name Jeff?

>>3452718
>>3453240
Related to the fullmetal alchemist cross thing. Me and some friends who are into philosophy got some black Tshirts with a red phi (for philosophy) in the front in a course. Once, a friend who wasn't in the course saw it and said that those who didn't know what the phi stood for might think it was a naruto shirt or something like that. The "naruto shirt" thing became kind of an in joke among us.

So far, so good. The problem was one day when I was at the library. I was wearing the shirt and this hambeast with a black FMA cross shirt approaches and starts babbling about FMA. I don't wear that shirt anymore.

>>3453346

>>3453346
holy fuck what country and section of said country is this where asians are this hard to find?

Anybody ever seen the anime Gun Frontier? That's my fucking weeaboo story.

That kind of subtle weeaboo shit is almost worse than the "super kawaii Nihongo" mess.

Weeaboo stories?
My brother told my uncle that I'm into anime.
Said uncle is a huge post-WWII wapanese person (because there was a lot of work there) so when I saw him today, he was trying to talk to me in Japanese. While, yes, I do like anime, I don't really want to speak Japanese. It was kind of awkward. I laughed it off with my so-bad-it-must-be-a-joke Japanese, but he forgot since he's kinda senile and it happened a few times. Why must the weeabooness be genetic...

>>3453346
Obvious troll is extremely obvious.

>>3453821
Iowa in the United States doesn't get a lot of non-white people, same for the surrounding states except for when you're in Chicago, people think it's interesting for some reason. Of course, if you think Nebraska is interesting, then Chicago is probably really exciting...

>>3453866
I guess that would have been much less awkward if I had more experience, I'm the only weeaboo for miles around here.

Had a weird incident at our first out of state con. Myself and my boyfriend (at the time. We're married now. ^_^) went with a large group of friends, one of which was Vietnamese. So we get to the hotel room, and the group across the hall from us is a bunch of hot topic fake guro goth bitches and their little boy toy in fake lolita shit. Whatever, we go on enjoying ourselves. We later went to dinner at the sushi restaurant down the street from the con. The waitress seats us at a secluded section where the only people there were the girls from across the hall. So they start talking to us. They're nice enough I guess. One in particular really makes moves on our Vietnamese friend. She says her name is Daisuke, and that she's actually half Japanese. She's blonde-haired, blue-eyed white as white can be. So she's pawing all over him and making him speak Vietnamese because "it's so sexy!". The group pays and leaves, and our friend goes with them because, why not? Easy sex! Later, after a few drinks and other substances, my husband goes to get our friend so we can all go to the gaming room. He knocks on the door, and the boy in lolita answers. My husband is waaaayyyy too drunk/high to deal with it. He mutters and awkward "uh... is my friend in there?". The boy just stares and walks in to the room, the door shuts, and our friend never came out till much later. The following year we go, those girls are there, and "Daisuke" and our friend have kept in touch. Commence the awkwardness all over again. Ugh. I guess it could have been worse. It just made the entire trip weird as hell.

>>3454156

You sound like kind of a cunt. So your Asian friend met a weird looking weeaboo and liked her, big deal.

There was this really fat half-black half-mexican chick who let her bangs grow down to cover her eyes and insisted that everybody call her "Dante". her makeup consited of racoon eyes and black lipstick She wore anime shirts, said "nyaaa~" called people "Baka!!111ONE!!1" and hung around me becuase i liked anime and drew some decent stuff. She even wore a vampire knight school uniform once. One day me and another friend were walking back to science and mexican weeabo girl had this HUGE fucking brown stain in the ass of her pants. She didn't seem to notice. Me and my friend had to bite our hands to keep from bursting out laughing right fucking there.
Oh there also was this one really skinny kid with a huge nose who drew anatomicly incorrect catgirls and naruto bullshit. He said that he finds pictures of naked animu girls on the webz and "uses them as a refernce" then sells the pictures.
...
Not as bad as some, but still cringe worthy

I went to school with a hispanic girl who SWORE TO GOD she was "one-fourth Korean".

She also had her cell phone's answering message in "
Japanese". Thank God I never heard it.

Ugh. There's this wapanese hambeast who dresses in lolita at our school. Everyday. Now, I'm not a pro at these things, but I'm 100% sure the fabric she makes her outfits out of is that cheap stuff you find at Wal-Mart. It's pretty gross because her sewing skills are shit, but she thinks she's a god at it because her friends crowd around her praising her. Also, her clothing is limited and falling apart...badly...she had a chunk of this patchwork? skirt fall out in the halls. IT WAS NOT FUN TO SEE HER GRANNY PANTIES. Otherwise, I remember her coming up to me (I'm Chinese) and speaking in limited kawaii desu moonspeak. I was like, "wut? I'm Chinese." She goes, "EWWWW!! YOU'RE CHINESE!? I HOPE YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS SUCK AND SHOULDN'T HATE JAPAN. IT'S SOO COOL AND SO MODERN. SAY SORRY TO THEM. Also, you guys need to fix your sweatshop problems! :( NO MOAR CHILD LABOR." I was so pissed off at her dumbass behavior. She can't tell the difference between Asians, so she automatically assumes we're all FROM GLORIOUS NIPPON. The Koreans get way more vicious with her though when she says that to them. One girl even slapped her across the face, and she proceeded to rant to everyone about how Koreans were mean and cruel unlike the kawaii Japanese schoolgirls. >_>

>>3454354
pics? links? oh sweet jesus.

>>3454354
>One girl even slapped her across the face

This is beautiful.

>>3454354
Another story.
Apparently, in History, she tried to defend wonderful Japan in World War 2.
1. Japan was pressured into doing it. HITLER DID MADE THEM. They're really nice people that were enslaved. I know cuz I'm a Jew and Hitler is EVIL. Funny enough, she dyes her hair black and claims to be part Japanese.
2. Unit 123? Ohh, that's the place they sent Chinese prisoners that killed so many Japanese soldiers. TT_TT
3. Ommmg, Koreans suffered too?! Japan got hurt more! THEY HAD THE ATOMIC BOMB. America is such a dick.
3. THE ATOMIC BOMB WAS GENOCIDE. THE PEOPLE SUFFERED AND DIDN'T DESERVE THIS. We could've peacefully negotiated with the Japanese!!
Thank god the teacher failed her sorry ass. So many offended people that day. :/

>>3454355
I WISH. But she's so damn private about her internet life. I know she has a dA, but I have no idea what it is. She wanted to know mine since I drew animu (when she still thought I was Japanese). "MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDZ!" :( It might have traced Naruto lineart though? Oh wait, she calls it "reference" material.

Having a nice coonversation with the Usual Suspects when up walks a guy none of us had ever seen before; heedless of our conversation he offers: "Yeah, Akira, what a shitty anime, I know a lot of people were turned off of anime because of it." We turned and looked at him. We had heard the words as they came out of his mouth, but it was like they made no sense. I replied "I have never in 20 years of being an anime fan EVER heard anyone say that. Please leave and do not return." He did not however take his leave. Perhaps my message was too subtle? What does Anon think?

>>3454354
>>3454363

o wow. I don't even know what to say about this. Delusional to the nth degree...

>>3454363
>So many offended people that day. :/

oh my god I'm surprised a fight didn't break out. PLEASE tell me someone interrupted her and chewed her out... please?

>>3454363
oh lord i hope this bitch died in a fire.

I have a now four year old daughter, I took her to the con last year when she was three. She wore a little Totoro outfit on the first day, and then a hatsune outfit on the next, she loves them both.

anyway, i had a LOT of pedo's following us around and taking peek-pictures of her, it was fucked up. one guy wouldn't leave us alone (teenage female mum) and followed us back to the hotel room. Luckily we were rooming with friends, another guy and a girl, so they got rid of him. But I've never been so fucked off by pedo's, they're disgusting.

>>3454394
> teenage female mum
> I've never been so fucked off by pedo's, they're disgusting

You didn't seem to mind the one that knocked you up.

>>3454385
Yeah, the teacher told her to shut up. Then, people began to yell at her and there were so many furious insults and rebuttals to her points via yelling. The teacher had to skip over the lesson by moving on to another event. We ended up avoiding Japan besides "Oh. Then Nagasaki/Hiroshima was bombed causing Japan to surrender. MOVING ON, AMERICA HAD IT'S OWN ISSUES TO DEAL WITH!" Worst history class ever. I've never met someone so retarded. I mean, she functions normally, it's just her head that's not screwed on tight.

>>3454354
>>3454363

Wow, this is really terrible. I'm so sorry you were treated that way, that's really disrespectful.

>>3454369
I thought Akira sucked.

Things brings me memories of my very first job...

Once upon a time, I worked at a cookie store in the mall. It was a nice, quaint little workplace: I had a spiffy short Italian boss, whose wife was his boss, some other girls and a tall girl from a different city who was twice my height (I was 5'7" at the time, but this girl was tallll). Anyhoo, I'll refer to this girl as U for the rest of the story.

By the end of my first day, picking up the ropes and whatnot, E calls me her little sister, which is cool, whatever. Then she finds out I draw, and then he realize we both draw anime.

>calls me bakabaka imouto all of the time. End my name with"chan," Nyaaas all the time at work. Sometimes doesn't answer unless I actually call her "Oneechan"
>Pets my head all of the time
>Starts wrapping her arms around my waist and resting her head on my shoulders when I try to do dishes (not weeaboo-ish, but still kinda odd)
>Starts lending me yaoi, even though right after handing it to me she tells me pretty much the whole entire story
>Eventually starts all of the above in front of customers. Including the head-petting and waist-wrapping.
>Draws me as a "niiko," a scantily clad amazoness at that, and writes me into her story of blood sex and vampires
>Called her friends and talked forever about what I was guessing was Vampire Knight for fucking hours while I ran the shop by myself.

>>3454403
It was probably you then. We still don't like you.

>>3454411
It was just screaming and motorcycles and weird giant fleshy bits.
I know that it's "classic" and all, but that doesn't mean it's good, or that I have to automatically think it's good.

You're all seriously scaring me. I mean, I know what I'm in for. But I'm about to be a senior in high school, and holy shit, I just saw a ton of weaboos today at orientation. That, and we have a tiny anime club where we just watch stuff like Macross Frontier or Gurren Lagann, and it's just us being social with other people who like anime. I'm afraid of what they may bring.

Wow guys, your stories are scary. My weaboo experiences are very different than yours, but it's probably because 60 percent of our high school was asian and 12 percent was white. The weaboo population made up half of the caucasians, all of whom regularly wore naruto headbands and tutus while calling themselves lolitas. The genuine japanese kids got the weaboos to stop speaking japanese and pretending to know they knew japanese culture and the asian anime fans (many had a very high but subtle power level) got them to admit that they didn't actually know any anime outside of cartoon network. So the weaboos pretty much just kept to themselves while enjoying their yaoi drawings and fanfiction. But sometimes they would randomly "nyaa" in class when they wore their cat ears. And I haven't seen a weaboo since outside of a con.

What the fuck
I thought I was a pretty huge weeaboo nerd but apparently I am very, very smalltime.

Also this image >>3454408 makes me feel a little gay inside for some reason.

ITT Elitist anecdotes about the Great Unwashed.

Grew up in California before this weeaboo crap, live in the good ol' racist south that will ridicule the hell out of you if you try that shit outside of Halloween or a costume party.

Feels good, man.

On a side note: This upcoming Dragon*Con is going to be my first con ever; should I expect these things?

My old roommate used a fake Japanese name. I had been acquainted with her since grade school (not friends) and if I slipped up and called her by her "English" (real) name, she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT. She ended up asking me to move out because of this.

She boasted endlessly about how she went to some weird Japanese camp and corrected me all the time. The funny thing it that when I wrote something silly on the white board on on fridge that began with "今日は," she scratched out the は　and put "I think you mean わ　ｗｗｗ."

I reluctantly brought a Japanese friend over and it turned out to be a hilarious mistake. Every time I said something to him, she'd CORRECT ME and even when the Japanese guy was like "No no, she said it right," she'd argue with HIM and say I'm not being polite enough or something. TO A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE.

The crowning moment was when she showed him her room in this "WELL I LIKE JAPAN MORE" look on her face, he had trouble controlling his laughter. She had a bunch of anime and those cheesey things you buy at kiosks in the mall. (Little tea sets and kanji scrolls, fans, parasols, Buddhas, whatever.)

She had some friend who would come over and talked about lolita fashion -constantly-. I've been into this faggotry for some time and I have alot of OLD Victorian Maiden, BSSB and some newer Mary Magdalene JSKs. She asked if she could see them and then she LAUGHED AT ME AND SAID THAT IT WASN'T LOLITA.

She weighed at least 200 pounds and wore a bunch of shitty hand-sewn cupcake sweet loli garbage with baby prints from Hobby Lobby. I sat her down and showed her some older KERA magazines I had on hand explaining that some of the dresses were from 2001-ish.

All from a girl who can't tell candy rave bullshit from sweet lolita. She really, truly thinks her pony bead bracelets look so kawaii with her Hot Topic socks and hand-sewn skirt with no petticoat.

>>3454490
Err, to clarify, she said all my classic lolita wasn't lolita.

Apparently if it isn't black and white, it has to have Lisa Frank shit all over it to be lolita.

The happy ending is that I sold that fatty alot of price gouged stuff that she could not even fit in. And I sold it for more than what people online would pay for Ye Olde Lolita.

Now I only have my Mary Magdalene JSKs and I wear them alone, because I am no lolita.

>>3454489

The weaboos are out there, but these stories are really the worst of it. I personally have been going to cons for four years, and have never experienced anything like this, while I know friends who have.

>>3454509

Aw, I was kind of hoping for a hambeast tackle and enough stories to fill one of these threads up. Oh well - I'll get over it.

>>3454490
>>3454490
Anyway, field was too long so I'll continue.

The fatty's MOTHER paid for all that lolita shit, which surprised me in the end because I had a run-in with her before.

One morning, about 8 months before I moved out, I hear a knock on the door and when I opened it, Chubby's 300 pound hambeast mother was standing there. She gives me this nasty look and asks "You're STILL asleep?" and I explain that it's 8 in the morning on a Saturday. she walks into the living room of our little house and plops down on the couch.

Now this broad's mentality is that her little piglet can do no wrong because she is "autistic." (She's not.) The previous night I had to go to the hospital because her portly princess thought it would be a great idea to randomly glomp me in the kitchen. (She weighed 52 pounds more than I did, we checked.)

I am opposed to glomping in any situation, but I had stitches on my shoulder from a minor procedure I had done that week and she ripped them. So as I was bleeding all over my car while being driven to the ER by my brother, we had an altercation.

She informed me, and my cumulative time spend in Japan was nearly two years at that point, that Japanese people GLOMP ALL THE TIME. I reminded her that she had never been to Japan, that we were not in Japan, and that she is a fat delusional weeaboo and that's why her mother thinks she's retarded.

>>3454537 (CONT.)
So the next morning, rather than Tubby coming over herself to confront me, has her mother do it. So the she sits, engulfing my couch, and when I come out of the kitchen and ask her if she's here to see my roommate, she looks at me and says, "You're in trouble."

I told her that I was 23 years old and I cannot be in trouble. She can be upset with me, but I'm not her grown up daughter who she treats like a kindergardener and that it is, in fact, impossible for me to be "in trouble." I said I would apologize to her daughter for being mean, but I said nothing that wasn't true.

She stayed until my roommate got up and screamed at her, but in a redeeming act and the only cool thing my roommate ever did, she sided with me on that one. Fatty did send me to the ER.

And 8 months later, I was kicked out of the house for not calling her by her assumed Japanese name.

>>3454490
>>3454503
>>3454537
>>3454538

Bummer.

>>3454544
It was actually pretty cool. The rent there was super cheap and it was utilities paid. It was a cute house, but not a good place to live. I only got in because when I told my roommate I'd been to Japan, she turned into the guy in my pic.

I found alot more opportunities and I could make better friends I could bring home without having to explain the people I live with. It wasn't a bad situation for someone in community college trying to transfer, though.

I don't watch anime. I'm a gamerfag and I like alot about Japan. But stories like mine and the other ones in this thread are why I keep my fascination with that country a deep, dark secret.

>>3454550
You sound like just as much of a weeaboo faggot as your friend

>>3454557
A fair assessment, but you'd never, ever, ever know it unless you opened my closet or went through my computer.

>>3454557

Lol, prick.

Ehhh I don't have any really good recent weaboo stories. The town I live in is so full of them I am just kind of desensitized to it all, the worst of them I just tune out and I forgive the people who are just getting into anime and stuff because I figure most of us have gone through a weaboo faze. Even if those fazes were in high school or earlier and not in fucking university...

But anyway, allow me to show you all this bit of weaboo bullshit I witnessed today while walking through the art section of the State Fair. Now, I have always known the judges for these things were shit tier, but this... this is just terrible. Even if this WAS the high school senior level entries it is still fucking ridiculous. Blue is first place, red is second.

I wish I could have taken pictures of the other pieces that didn't even earn an honorable mention but were far far superior in both subject and technique (not hard), but I was being rushed through. Oh, and before you think that these were the only pieces like this that won awards, you are dead wrong. dead, dead wrong.

All this ended up not mattering though because a series of microbursts hit town and destroyed a bunch of shit, half the city still doesn't have power, the fair got fucked up pretty bad, my family was stuck in the parking lot for an hour and a half trying to get out, we had to drive only about half a football field to reach an exit, transformers exploding, whole trees up-heaved into roads and peoples houses, fires everywhere, shit is AWESOME! (well, you know, to watch. wasn't so awesome when I had to shove people out of a doorway to let my elderly mother in a building so she wouldn't get killed by flying tree branches and tents. seriously people who won't get out of the fucking way during an emergency are far worse than any weaboo I have EVER run into)

Funny thing is, unless you're pig-disgusting, a hambeast, or really tall, it's amazingly easy to get a Japanese boyfriend.

Unfortunately, every single girl mentioned in this thread (of the ones who obsesses over Asian guys) is probably one of the above.

>I wish I could have taken pictures of the other pieces that didn't even earn an honorable mention but were far far superior in both subject and technique (not hard)

Umad they didn't pick you, brah?

>>3454557
>>3454702
so many desperate trolling attempts here

>>3454425
Sociology my friend: If something fucked up happens, society will change to balance it.
I think my friends and I are dissolving into this group.
But we still lead normal street lives.
But get me going and I can hold my own against a level 2 weaboo.
I actually know a bit about Japanese culture outside anime.
My gf is a loli catgirl, but not half as ugly as anyone you guys have seen. She just looks young for her age a wanders around wearing a catbell.
My friend wants to go to Japan just because he saw a Dragonball Z/One Piece crossover. I had to beat the sense back into him several times before he stopped squeeing.

>>3454718
I'm the one with the crazy roommate stories. I was dropped into the culture since my dad traveled for his job and we had to live in Japan for six months.

I was REALLY taken aback by how many people there are who eat, sleep, and breath this stuff and have never been there, but I'm used to it now.

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>>3454813
done

>>3454783
sauce for this picture ?

Why is almost every crazy weeaboo girl mentioned in these stories a "total hambeast"?

Are weeaboos always hambeasts, or are people just calling them that anyway to make it seem like there is just one more thing wrong with them?
I'm not understanding.

>>3454917
Almost all weeaboo girls I know are fat and lacking in personal hygiene... all but one. She's actually super hot but really, really annoying.
When you're so crazy that you openly claim to be married to a fictional character or do any of the other things mentioned in this thread, why would you give a shit about a healthy diet and excersise? Those cost money. Money you could spend on Sephiroth figurines, desu~
I'm sure some of them are naturally thin but I've never met them.

I did a few I.T. courses with a weeaboo boy.

He was in love with Kyou from Clannad, going so far as to pretend she was in the room with him when he was at home. One time he messages me while he was on a family vacation to say he was having a sleepover with all the girls from Clannad.

Recently, he posted a photo of a Japanese girl on his Facebook account, and pretended it was him. Heaps of the weeaboos on his friendslist were calling him "kawaii". When I called him on it being fake, he blocked me.

>>3454895
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXZqOpbCuj4

Capsule's Tokyo Smiling video.

I think turning on the radio while I was in Japan is what turned me into a closet weeaboo. :/ It just got my foot tapping.

>>3454917
These people have more important things to do than care about their looks. Healthy food, sports, fashion, make-up? "Eeeeeww I'm not like one of those evil bimbo bitches from high school, I'm ~above~ that!!! I'm a (shitty animu related) artist/writer/designer, I don't NEED superficial crap like that!"
true story yo

>>3454702

I don't think you read the statement that said she was a judge for the contest.
0/10

Oh wait I forgot this one because she's kinda nice/ sorta my friend.

>Literal hambeast. Is at least an inch shorter than me but probably weighs 30lbs more. Which is saying something because I'm big too.
>Wears OBSCENELY short skirts she buys from HT all the damn time. She doesn't even have decent legs.
>Draws crappy animu all the time, even made animu crap in Ceramics. Waste of clay. ;_;
>"squeals" and nyas all the damn time
>Glomps and hugs people even when they tell her firmly to knock it off. The only reason she didn't glomp me is because I'm angry goth and I intimidate her.
>Obsessed with Hetalia and its BISHIES AND BL LOL XD
>Pretends to be bi, probably to make herself seem slightly attractive.
>Wanted to cosplay Ukraine, because she has "big" boobs. Lol, it don't count if you're a hambeast too.
Thank you for letting me share my horror stories, I think that's all the scary ones. <3

Hmm, seems that weeaboo women are more dangerous than men. I've learned something today. :)

>texts tantapec

>>3455914
Absolutely. The worst of them tend to have less restraint.

>>3454966
ikr? Went to a local mall meetup for the first time in a while, and it was a big mistake. We had to walk through Macy's to get to the right exit, and everyone was going "Ugh, I hate this store. It's so creepy."

>>3455914
How many male weeaboos have there been in this thread? I guess if you count mine, that's one, but I'm sure a senile old man in America for the first time in 20 years can be excused.

>>3450536
Japanese places do cost a lot, that's why I only go to them for birthdays/family get togethers. Costs around $200-300 bucks for a typical family get together, but GOD DAMN do they make excellent shrimp and scallops. Still trying to like saki, I'm starting to think it's just an acquired taste.

>>3454917
Weaboos are usually hambest due to many factors. Like spending all their time and money on their weabooness (figurines, plushies, and more). Also their lack of self-confidence and common sense made them acting like that to gain attention, even if it's negative. I know it because all my friends are weaboo hambeasts, I'm just a person with a hobby like anyone else (like photographers or stamps collectors).

>>3454490
>>3454537
>>3454538

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I'm the one with the awful roommate story. I have dozens of tales about male weeaboos, but they're all the same.

Creep creeped me the fuck out.

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>>3452383
Wow this thread was archived.

Another one of the white white chick. Since she is very very LOUD, she also had loud fangasams. Everytime a bishie character from Reborn or Code Gayass was mention she'd OHHH EEEEEKKK!!!! I LOVE (INSERT NAME)!!! In and out of class she did that. People called her a chihuahua caus of that. She kinda had bad breath too..

doesnt ezmodo archive it automatically though?

whatever, i guess peopleknow 4chanarchive more

bump.

I go to a basically all white, preppy college (minus the basketball team) with Minxie.

She is like that in real life.

That is my story.

There's a weeaboo at my college, total hambeast-- 5'4", like 300 pounds-- and she is one of the glomping, "nyaaa~"ing, squeeling, cat-ear-wearing variety. She also made up her own characters for Naruto and goes on about them, nonstop, for hours on end. She even cosplays said characters.

Last year, I had to start avoiding the dining hall because she would come in whenever I was eating (I study while eating) and run at the mouth about her OCs. She is also a Twilight fangirl and wrote a story in which Sasuke got turned into a vampire.

A SPARKLING VAMPIRE.

Oh, and she wrote bad gay porn for her English class. I died a little inside after she showed me... Oh, the poor professor who had to read multiple versions of that shit.

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>>3452611
That's called an Incubus (succubi= female spirit rapists) and you'd be surprised on the amount of cases and claims there are of such happenings.

>>3457046
examples of how the stories went?

I'm late to this party, I gotta read all these stories (I love this shit) but first I'll share mine.

There was a girl at my high school, a grade or two under me, who found out I like anime, and of course wanted to show me her shitty drawings all the time, which were all of characters voiced by Vic Mangina. yeah. she made her own moogle/cat/fox/etc hats and wore them to school. then she discovered lolita and started wearing THAT to school. the dresses she bought were horribly cheap-looking, and the rest were home-made. perhaps the most cringe worthy thing about her outfits is that she always wore a lime green petticoat under her black dresses. she spoke with a speech impediment, which i would never be enough of a dick to make fun of someone for, but i found out from a friend that she faked the whole thing to be cute.

>>3457133
(continued) my roommate is a pathological liar. i have a few friends that are, in fact, but this one made up her whole life story. i still dont really know anything about her because so much of what she says is fabricated. she's whiter than sour creamand has blue eyes, and insists that she's half-japanese. she says she was born in japan and moved here when she was 15, so when i asked her to read some kanji for me, she quickly changed the subject. i know for a fact her japanese is bullshit. her japanese brother and father are also made up. and her name is made up. every time someone glances at her, she think she's being hit on, and every time she goes anywhere i hear stories about how all these guys were OMG totally hitting on her left and right. she's made up more shit, but i cant remember it all now. i know she lied about how much money she had to get out of buying groceries. she got a paycheck and then the next day, said she was broke. i asked what it all got spent on and she dodged the question.

WHY CAN'T I UNSEE IT!?

>>3455716
I never said that, if I WAS a judge for the state fair you can bet I wouldn't let bullshit like this slide.

>>3454702
>implying I am in high school
>implying I can draw anything better than a stick figure
>implying you are not a troll.
>implying.


Captcha: sorcery instrument
fuck yeahhh!

>>3446732

Had Statistics in Psych once with a huge landwhale. She was nice to talk to and a wore a Sakuracon t-shirt once and....and that's it. I never brought up anything weeaboo related with her,

Also, speaking to my closer friends from high-school I recently found out that a not-as-close a friend apparently mutated into a huge, obnoxious weeaboo and they were blaming me about infecting him with a much more lethal strain of the virus than the one I have. Also, apparently he is the biggest homophobe on earth, so we all plan to take him out to a gay bar when he turns 21 (December or January, I forget)....and they are expecting me to persuade him to come willingly, since apparently I "understand him"....well, I do but the understanding won't be bilateral.

When I was 15, I moved to the city I currently reside in, and had no friends when I started high school. The first people I made friends with kinda blew me off and ignored me, so I drifted off to find other friends. I was sort of a weaboo at the time, I'd like to think I wasn't too annoying, but just liked alot of shit-tastic anime. So, I made friends with some other girl who likes shit-tastic anime.

Well, she was the picturesque weaboo chick, overweight but I wouldn't call her a hambeast, per se. Looks like she inherited her weight from her mom, and her general structure is fairly big, so the fat that -is- on her just makes her look fatter than she would be if she had a smaller frame.

She had this TERRIBLE GOD AWFUL COUNTRY ACCENT LIKE OMG. It made me wanna rip my hair out just listening to her. She also had this special snowflake stage where she tried to convince me that these invisible spirits from some anime were following her and guarding her, but nobody could see them but her. She mispronounced everything in the book. She kept texting me pretending to be emo. She's a really big attention whore, in that aspect.

And. She just happened to be a furry, to top it all off.

Years passed, we remained friends throughout each others annoying phases, and now we are both fairly well-adjusted people. She still has a terrible accent and mispronounces everything, but I cut her some slack.

>>3457203
Her and her family also happened to be superior patriotic american country peeps. Thank god they didn't listen to country music, though, but they did wear those corny denim jackets with airbrushed wolf pictures on the back, and decorated the house with native american stuff next to cowboy stuff.

>>3457203
'picturesque'? I think you mean 'quintessential'.

>>3457250
Yes, that's what I mean. Half-asleep and hungry here :/

>>3457133
>she spoke with a speech impediment, which i would never be enough of a dick to make fun of someone for, but i found out from a friend that she faked the whole thing to be cute.

fff-

There are a ton of weeaboos at my school, but there's three specific girls who meet the definition and go way beyond. They wear horrible outfits made up of tons of ugly sew-loli and anime merch, and obsess constantly over anything Japanese. They even wear these hand made pacifier things from KHR. Pic related. What they should look like, and what theirs actually look like.
But anyways, it was the week after our local con and I was in scool, going back into the locker room after Gym. One of the weeaboos, who was in my class slows, down to talk to me and says, with total seriousness-
"You were at the Tora-Con, desu? Wanna join my Neko club?"

I've never wanted wanted to punch someone more. But I settled with a nice 'Fuck Off.' I never actually thought someone would say desu to me, IRL.

>>3453714
yeah...I kinda keep the tattoo under wraps around cons...I don't want a hambeast going apeshit crazy over the fact that I have one

>>3454444
>>3454408

Same. I feel like a tard, but gonna ask sauce on that.

I don't have any terrible weeaboo stories. Most that I've met have been in school, and are 2 years younger than myself because I took time off. They've all been lol socially strange, but none with horribly cruel personalities.

Best I got was at a con up in Canada. There was a girl who one year apparently assaulted one of the VAs, or another girl in a dispute over whether Al Walkers voice was better in the English or Japanese D Gray Man and got kicked out of the con. And with a tennis racket? But she apparently threw a bitchfit and they let her come back next year.

I'm sitting at a table in the AA when this girl comes over and asks for a pair of scissors so she can trim her wig before she goes on stage for the masq. My friend hands them to her, and she runs off with them and starts shredding this plasticy-yellow wig over a garbage can when I realize she is the girl in question. And we just armed her with a pair of scissors. And she's going to flip shit when she realizes she's destroyed her wig and come after us.

Luckily, that didn't happen. She ran screaming with her friends off with a chopped up wig instead. But I was afraid it was.

>>3450943
>>3450943
I loved researching unit 731 in highschool

>>3457317
did she seriously throw that 'desu' in there?

>>3457317
Ffffff, why must they ruin the KHR fanbase anymore than it already has been? = A=

Alright, now for me to contribute. I used to go to a college that had a HUGE gaming major-- programming, art, you name it-- so naturally a good portion of the student body liked anime/video games/Japan/etc. However, NO ONE was as bad as this one girl who we'll call B. She...

>>Wore lolita dresses daily. I'm pretty sure they were Bodyline, so don't be jelly thinking she has a shit ton BTSSB or AP.
>>Wore a Naruto headband daily. With her lolita dress.
>>Wore an Akatsuki backpack daily. With her headband. With her lolita dress.
>>Carried a parasol daily. With her Akatsuki backpack. With her headband. With her lolita dress.
>>Carried around Naruto and Sasuke plushies daily. With her AKATSUKI BACKPACK. With her NARUTO HEADBAND. With her LOLITA DRESS.

As you can figure, she was a huge Narutard. Plastered her dorm walls with generic Naruto/animu posters, had figurines, etc. But she also went above and beyond the call of duty when she ordered a personalized birthday cake for Gaara's birthday and celebrated.

>>3457350
Yes. I kid you not. It has been burned into my mind for eternity.

>>3457317
Forgot pic in rage.

I have one.

I have a friend, let's call her 'A'. Now, A has a friend named 'C' who is a total weeaboo. She draws crappy anime, claims she's an artistic master worthy of being listed next to Picasso or Monet, and uses random Japanese words laced into her english sentances.

Well, one day, I was at the mall with A, C, and my older brother. We were all talking, till I looked at my brother and said 'I'm going to miss our 'amazin azn' (joke made by said 'amazin azn' not meant to be offensive to anyone, sorry if it is.) and C, decided to butt into our conversation talking loudly about 'OMG YOU HAVE AN ASIAN GUY FRIEND!? A!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!? YOU MUST INTRODUCE ME!!!' and when I said that she coudln't, she started yelling at me saying how I was just jealous because she has so many asian guys who like her, then finished off by saying I was a 'baka' and then walking off cussing and walking into a random store.

how do you cosplay Japanese anime characters and not consider yourselves weaboo?

Wanna hear a little story?

I used to be a weaboo

I would wear cat ears and go "nya~desu~~~~~~" and "nipah~~~*" in class, but luckily I wasn't a hambeast, so everyone loved me for it.

One person got mad though, he called me a weaboo and all that, later on I just said "desu" to troll him.

But now him and I are good friends, and I'm not weaboo anymore (thankgodD:)

I was major weaboo back in gradeschool though over Pokemon and all that, but who wasn't

Now, I am not sure if this is technically a weeaboo story but my math teacher in middle school was all sorts of nuts.

He hung wall scrolls on our walls, had a Naruto calander, his backgrounds on his laptop switched between various anime shows every week, and he even had a Sumomo figurine on his desk. He brought in Shojo Beat to read while we were taking tests and would wear various anime shirts on non-uniform days. Hell, I remember him bringing up Naruto one day in class and we watched Azumanga Diaoh for some reason. He always had little anime/Japanese trivia things he would tell us and he took the day off to go to ACen.

Now, being a young incredibly shy girl with no geeky friends, I thought it was amazing to have a teacher who shared my interest and would lend me DVDs and manga.

Thinking back now, it creeps the hell out of me. He was in his late fifties/early sixties, going bald, and had no teeth. Also he was a weird conspiracy guy and have a thing for aliens.

On a slightled related note, I visited my old school a year ago and saw that a kid wrote a story about Naruto and ninja dogs. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS?!

Here is my teacher's math page.
http://home.comcast.net/~olph104/

>>3457410
Oh come on now, he sounds like a pretty cool guy. As long as he wasn't molesting you or eye raping you, he sounds cool.

I know of a teacher in my school (I don't know what he teaches though) who reads manga and brings it in for the class as reading material. And it's good series too.

Shit is so cashf

>>3455910
That's the other thing I've noticed about hambeast variety weeaboos, they all think their tits are God's gift to man. It doesn't matter how big they are if your gut goes out further.

>>3457426
He was a really interesting teacher but I just did really realize how extremely obsessive he was until I was older. He broke up the monotony of Catholic school nicely.

>>3456015
saki? I think you meant sake, bro

I remember coming back from work and seeing a line of these less-than-pleasant girls forming a pelvic thrust line offside to the entrance to the bus terminal doors.

Felt bad, man.

>>3457367
Off-topic, but those are some nice Arco pacifiers (the ones on the left obvs). Where are they from, by any chance?

I was at a con with my friend and her boyfriend. My friend was in a Pokemon gijinka cosplay, and she gets tackled by this loud hambeast out of no where while her weeaboo friends giggle in the background. Boyfriend got all sorts of pissed and throws said hambeast off of her and starts cussing her out. Hambeast is crushed and her friends start sticking up for her. One of them slips and says "She's really nice, in real life."

Boyfriend responds, "This is real life. Start fucking acting like it."

I had a proud moment.

>>3457504
I'm not sure, I just googled Arco pacifiers and looked through till I found a good picture. Sorry.

>>3450781
...this guy's name didn't happen to be Janali, did it?

is it wrong that i've been laughing my ass off at theese stories for over an hour now? seriously how fucked up can some people be? also ARCHIVE NOW!!!!

>>3457067

Well, they were almost all shotacon with a lot of the plot lifted from Gravitation. Most of them went like, "Artistically talented, endearingly clumsy highschool boy meets older male (sometimes a teacher), wangsts over sexual orientation, has lots of hot sex, wangsts some more, sexes some more, they get married, the end".

I wouldn't have minded so much had one of the characters not also invariably been A SPARKLING VAMPIRE.

Okay, so, my best weaboo story is about this guy I was tangently friends with in high school. He was a friend of a a friend, and so we hung out unintentionally.

Guy was a loser. Fat, dirty, enjoyed shitty anime and spent most of his time fapping and bragging about it. For some fucking reason he called me 'Haruhi' because I looked like her or acted like her apparently. (Thanks dude, glad to know I'm a dominating bitch?) I generally avoided him because I didn't like him and he was fucking creepy. Talked about how hot my sister was, when she was TWELVE. I about punched him in the mouth.

One day he comes to school with some stupid, shitty haircut he said was inspired by some anime he was watching. It was horrible because a) it was obviously self done, b) his hair was gross, and c) this is real life, hair doesn't fucking work that way. I told him such, he got butthurt, but still wouldn't go away.

Anyway, nearing the end of high school, he was going on about how he wanted so badly to go to a con and how he wanted to cosplay. He was basically giving me huge hints that he wanted to join my group for the con we were attending. I was not okay with this, especially since my sister was going. So i told him the room was full and sorry, but he was SOL. Finally got the hint and left me the fuck alone.

>>3457553
It's cool, thanks anyway!

Well, I feel as though my story pales in comparison, but why not.
During highschool and the first year of college, I was really into anime, frecuented clubs and such.

There I met a girl, who seemed like your typical fangirl, yaoi, etc. One day, while talking about what we would do after highschool, she told me that she study Criminology in this very crappy uni, then she would apply to Interpol, then they would hire her and she's tell them to send her to Japan. Of course, thy would comply, and then in Japan, she's find a "bishi boyfriend" and marry him. Life's perfect!!

>>3457410

This reminds me of my Spanish teacher my Junior year of High School.

I'm sure he only taught Spanish because my school didn't offer Japanese. He married a Japanese woman, put together the anime club (that later turned into the "Japan Adventure Club", which legitly organized exchange programs with some school in Japan), wore a yukata to class once, watched TONS of animu, recognized my god awful Temari cosplay that Halloween, and called me "Ce-chan" in class instead of whatever beaner name we all had to pick at the beginning of the year. The only reason that didn't creep me out is because I was in the anime club freshman and sophmore year before it dissolved and we knew each other from that.

He was a pretty cool dude, I missed him the next year.

>>3457786
I had a tall bald skinny pasty white guy who always wore japanese track suits as a teacher.
taught Japanese
Thought in general Japan was better
Married a Japanese girl
had a kid
named him yoshi
moving to japan
the only thing that made him not a japanophile is his dislike of anime and sushi

bump for moar

Why do weaboos are so full of themselves?
Why do they not see that they are humiliating themselves if they go DESU DESU KAWAII NYA~ in public?
Why do they not take care of their apperence?

Just a few questions..

>>3450633
>>3450862

Me again, ran into her again yesterday. I casually brought up all her old stories, and her yes went WIDE and she went on about how she couldn't believe I remembered all that.

Then, the best part- she tried telling me how us running into each other must have been fate, because lately she had been having dreams about OUR PAST LIVES TOGETHER. Y'know, how we and hide and Yoshiki and Kyo and Die all lived in WWII era Japan and how we had to fight off hunger and malnutrition to survive (Grave of the Fireflies, anyone?).

I asked her if she was on medication, she said no. But she just kept right on talking, maybe because I had a huge grin on my face at this point, and went on about how awesome our lives were with them despite being homeless, but it was okay because we had a badass tree house with tatami floors and rice paper sliding doors and shit. Hawt JRocker sex all day, bamboo-sword fights, village raids and pillaging at night, etc.

As soon as I could get a word in, I asked her how this could have happened, since we were obviously not old and shriveled and gray. Her response?

"It was our past life! don't you remember? You have to! We all made a blood pact to each other that no matter what, we would never forget!"

I laughed and laughed. Then when she asked me for my new phone number, I told her I didn't have one and left. Now that I think about it, I think these stories were not only her being a weeb, but also her subtle attempt at hitting on me, since I was the only guy that didn't run away from her instantly.

Now I'm glad I decided to walk up to her and say hi after all.

>>3458007

Also, she was wearing the newest Dir en Grey shirt. The Uroboros one. Still a hambeast, though.

>>3451237
From the thumbnail it looks like she had her mouth on the head of a huge penis.

>>3458012
Oh god...I have that shirt...
...I love that shirt...

Ur Bros???

>>3458007
Grave of the Fireflies? Now I'm sad.

>>3458012
Uroboros was a pile of shit. It sounded like linkin park by azns.

>>3458119
I cried like a baby at that movie.

so this guy was my friend's roommate in college. he was a bit overweight, and really into animu and vidya games. aside from being a bit chubby he was pretty normal looking, though a couple times i remember he would get HUGE pit stains... he had a bit of anime merchandise like some figurines, posters/wallscrolls etc around his bed... anyway. my friend and i were also into anime so he was always trying to talk to us about it, even so far as giving us "cute" nick names.

he started calling me "kasumi-chan", and when i asked him why he said it was because i looked like kasumi from the dead or alive series... which made no sense because although i have similar hair (natural redhead), the resemblance stops there, i'm not even asian... anyway i thought it was kinda weird but w/e, i figured it was his way of trying to be friends.

my friend and i are hanging out one day and he's not there, and my friend leaves to go use the bathroom. anyway i'm bored so i start looking around the room, when i notice something half covered on his bed. i can see it's got something printed on it peeking out from under the covers, so my curiosity gets the better of me and i pull them back....

... it was one of those "love pillows" you always see pics of hardcore otaku with ...and it had a full frontal print of kasumi from doa on it.
< my face.

>>3458294
Like a baby doesn't even start it for me.

Not much of a story compared to insane stuff I've read here, but I knew a guy who was not a huge weeaboo but still got on my nerves from time to time. At one point he spiraled into hysterical laughter because I didn't pronounce kanji correctly.

I wasn't sure because I had never heard the word spoken and had little knowledge of Japanese. I said Can-jee. He told me "It's Kahn-jee!" and started to ridicule at me like I was barely intelligent enough to remember to breathe. I was pretty pissed off at him for the rest of the day because he was so loud that people were staring.

He was taking Japanese classes and there were some Japanese students who took it for an easy A. One particularly cute Japanese girl was helping him with his homework. She translated the Japanese word for "cloud as "croud". And he thought it was so cute that he kept the paper she wrote it on.

When I asked him why it was cute when she misspelled cloud but it was hilarious when I mispronounced kanji he told me that it was because she was Japanese and I wasn't.

Really my weaboo stories don't match up to any of the stories posted above me.

The only weaboo story that I remember was this one black/mexican person who's super obnoxious to everyone. Last year he wore his Ebay bought Lelouch cosplay that was in the wrong shade of blue. And he had fangirls all over him anyways.

Now, this didn't bother me since my con is rather small and I knew people were going to react like that. But what makes me laugh though is that on the Monday we had to return back to school, one of the fangirls from the con came up to him and said "Hi Lulu-chan~*~*~" and proceeded to call him that, and actually still treated him like Lelouch even when he wasn't in cosplay for a good few months.

In a way I felt bad for him, but at the same time I just laughed my ass off.

One of my best friends is a mega fucking weeaboo. But he is still alright.
He likes to carry a wooden sword around and claim that he has trapped a demon in it and that he has psychic powers and that he works for some crazy netherworld organization.
Still, he is not so much a bad kid, just delusional.

Eh, I don't really have many stories, and they're not nearly as bad as anything I've read on this thread. In fact, it's more like one extended story, considering it's all about teh same person. But I guess I'll share what I have.

I have this friend who lives in my neighborhood, you see. We had been friends for a long ass time (we still are, but we don't talk much because she's always busy with work or going to cons and she never answers her phone). Anyway, at some point in her life, she got into anime. Specifically Naruto. So she would insist that she was Naruto's girlfriend. (And since I used to wear my eyeliner pretty thick, she would call me Gaara's girlfriend, but that's not important.) But she was insanely set on this belief. Like, she hated Hinata because she insisted Hinata was trying to steal Naruto from her (lolwut). And while she's not really a Naruto fangirl anymore, she's gotten pretty weeaboo-ish in general. She actually once admitted to being Wapanese, until me and another good neighborhood friend of mine (who hates anime and all things vaguely associated with it) told her that that isn't really a good thing. Then she flat out denied ever saying anything. (We actually have her "confession" on video. But we can't find the damn tape anywhere.)

Oh, also, I once went to the mall with her and she wore her shitty eBay Sasuke costume. I saw someone wearing a Naruto shirt, so I told her (God knows why), then she runs off after them screaming "SASUKE WANTS TO SEE" or something to that effect.
And apparently her and my anti-anime friend once went to the mall together, and she wanted to wear her Sasuke costume. So my other friend wouldn't leave until she got out of the costume and wore normal clothes.

Yeah... That's about all I got for you all.

>>3454584

What's with this summer? It rarely rains, but when it does, it always seems to destroy a random neighborhood.

Did someone get their hands on a weather control machine or something?

>>3458859
well here we just call it good 'ol western weather.

but an evil scientist sounds cooler, I will go with that.
OH MAN! btw, turns out there was a half an hour warning but no one saw fit to warn the Fair officials so all those people on the rides could have been safely taken off and a good amount of people at the fair could have been moved into the building and all those injuries could have been avoided. but nooooo, the officials didn't even think to warn THE FUCKING STATE FAIR ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. HURR FUCKING DURRRR

>>3458938

Western? I thought you were in the NorthEast, we had a huge storm yesterday, and the summer's been pretty much how I described.

Gosh, these stories make me cringe D: Mine isn't as horrific as some of the above, but it's pretty bad.

A girl I'll name D, was a HUGE narutard and even bigger Kingdom Hearts fan. She wore the headband to school everyday and ever wore parts of her Naruto cosplays to school on random days. She never used deodorant, rarely bathed, and had a habit of glomping people and smearing her B.O ALL over her glomping victims. Let's just say her B.O was so bad even just rubbing against her made my sweater reek. Then she foudn the glorious words, DESU DESU and Chan. She called everyone by a Kingdom Hearts character name + chan. I heard that on her last final of the year she wore her a crappy ebay bought costume and explained to everyone she was an awesome person for being so different.

All of these school cosplay stories make me glad all the schools I went to had mandatory uniforms.

>>3458859
>>3458938
>>3458940
Come to Oregon. We have this kind of weather ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

I just want a normal sunny day.

Not sure if this counts as a weaboo horror story, but judge for yourself. After high school I dated what appeared to be a pretty sane girl. She was pretty and gave exceptional head. Shit, that's all I really needed at the time. She liked anime a good bit more than I did, but that isn't hard to accomplish. Over time she got into using phrases like kawaii and baka and a plethora of other phrases I couldn't give a shit less about.

Over the course of 3 months she gained enough to weigh the equivalent of a bull elephant, so I ended the relationship.

Here is her Gaiafag profile info:

"Nihao! You may call me Taco~ I am the type of person who cares about everything. I say sorry often, but that DOSE NOT mean that i don't mean it. Believe me, I mean everything I say. My eyes change from blue to grey. They are pretty. I tend to cry often, It is really easy to make me do so. I love gir from invader zim. I love anime. I love trying new things I don't eat fish, Im not sure why but I can not stomach it. I love poetry and write a good bit of it. I love my friends and would do anything for them. I hope to open my own art studio when I graduate college... That or became a teacher of some sort. Don't mess with my family. I hate lairs. I absolutely love my personality. <3"

It is also worthy to note that she's about 22 now.

Also, pic related, it's her profile photo on Gaia.

Why are so many of the offenders in these stories so fat and unwashed??

>>3454537
so if she's at least 200 pounds, but only 52 pounds more than you.. your kinda big yourself >-> I never knew fatties could still call other fatties fat. rofl.

>>3458996

200lbs -52lbs = 148lbs

>wut?

>>3458977
You dated that? You must be pretty ugly yourself. She looks like that girl that used to be trolled here. Kristi? Krissi? I don't remember.

Oh lord.

Firstly, I should say that I like Japanese culture, but not in a 'I AM A KAWAII NEKO DEMON DESU DESU' way. I've been to Japan and many animes bore me.

Earlier this summer, I went to a summer program on my school campus. There were three other girls there that were much younger than I am. One was from the US, one was from Korea, and one was from Japan. The girl from Japan was sweet, but socially awkward and had to language/culture barrier. (I'll call her K)

Enter a girl who attends school during the regular year. She comes for a visit (I'll call her H). When she found out K was from Japan, the following happened.

H: (gasps loudly and puts hands to mouth)
K: ...yes?
H: (in Japanese) I speak a little Japanese
K: Oh, okay. Yes.
H: Do you like Bleach?
K: No, I really hate it.
H: Oh... Naruto?
K: I really hate Naruto.
H: (giggles) well at least you hate Naruto! Everything is fine then!

It went on like that for a little while. H is always talking about 4CHONZ SO EPIC and drew a trollface to put in a teacher's classroom.


ahuaguiaogazhu

>>3459025
Can't fault you for thinking that. That is a current picture of her. I almost wish I had a before photo. She was quite easy on the eyes before she started eating ALL the food. It's been a couple of years since I last saw her in person. But seriously, woof.

Now whenever I drive over a bridge I'm scared of her jumping out in front of me and demanding that I answer her riddles three. :\

Chelsea is probably the name you are thinking of.

>>3458996
But if the 200 lb person is short and the other person is tall, it's a huge difference. 148 lbs on a tall person is not very big.

So, high school Japanese class. Yep. It was surprisingly weeaboo-free in my year, I was the worst but no one knew about it. Mostly it was Chinese kids who fucking hated French (Canadafag), didn't care about Spanish, knew Mandarin, and needed a language credit to get into university and to appease their parents.

But because enrolment in language classes steadily drop from year to year, the older grades were split classes.

In my grade 11 year, we were mixed with the grade 12s. My friend and I sat behind this friend-of-a-friend who was in the class to help out, as she'd already passed the Japanese 12 challenge exam, but needed an extra class.

This girl was TERRIBLE. She was always playing on her DS and talking to me about it, spoiling Professor Layton (rage), squeeing over her 'bishies', talking about Hetalia (in the early days before it was motherfucking everywhere). She wasn't really a weeaboo so much as the most fucking annoying otaku I've ever met.

I remember one particular time. We were having the end-of-the-year oral exam, and my friend and I were trying to study. I was pretty good in Japanese, but my friend was fucking terrible and was trying to PASS the year with this one exam. So, like usual, the otaku girl in front of us is rambling on and on and on, this time about Captain Falcon. She keeps saying catchphrases (Show me your moves! Yes!) over and over and over and over. I get called up to do the oral exam first, leaving my friend alone to deal with, "Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves!"

lol, here you go. you all will LOVE this gift from /co/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-crjyRhRkA

>>3459036
No her face is ugly, even if she was skinny before it wouldn't make that much of a difference on the face. She looked like this krissi girl that had this horrible miku cosplay. Ugly people dating ugly people is not uncommon.

>>3459047
Oh my shit.

I went to a college Japanese language course about a year ago, half the people in the class were your usual adults, the other half in their early 20s were all pretty cool laid-back people casually into decent anime and the such, we all got on really well and it was a great course.
But there was this one guy, I shit you not I fucking scoped him as the guy I'd be telling stories about the moment I walked stepped in the class. He was this fat spotty slob with the most greasy slicked back hair you've ever laid eyes on. He'd occasionaly contradict the teacher about the pronunciation of something, like he knows more about the Japanese language than someone with a degree fucking teaching it for a living. And whenever he had to state where he was getting his information from he'd hesitate before saying something like "my Japanese source material", you mean your fucking Japanese cartoons, you faggot.
In one lesson quite a way into the course he started going on quite casually about how he 'hates people' and has some social disorder, I laughed my ass off because one of the women sat opposite him just started laughing in his face and he continued completely unperturbed.
The one thing that really killed me was when the teacher was struggling with getting the projector to work, so he quickly jumped up and started fucking around with it, then one of the younger girls (about 23 years old) who does some networking thing for a mobile company goes over and helps too. Then when they fix it he sticks his chest out and says "Yeah well, I actually used to build networks for a living." and she looks back totally deadpan and says "I DO build networks for a living."
Man, when I signed up for that course I was hoping I'd get my very own weeaboo, and I was not disappointed.

Waaaay back in the day, I was a pretty bad weeaboo; dressed in as close to hot topic shit as I could get (Northern Rural Canada, so really there was nothing), no cat ears, but trying to get on the Japanese student exchange so I could see GRORIOUS NIPPON-DESU~~~

then three things happened:
1) I met same, a short blonde, who was slightly overweight and loved Naruto. This is about the same time as it was just becoming popular over here, but I said "Whatever, it's like DBZ, basically."
She proceeds to flip the fuck out, and not talk to me until she moved away.
2) I met a VERY overweight native American girl named Barb. Now Barb was every horrible thing I can think of rolled into one. She was a gawth-furry juggallette who was convinced she could sew and made these horrid loli contraptions that she would wear around town. Worst of all, she was in choir with me, so I had to stand in the back with her and listen to her whine about how she was really a soprano, and shouldn't be back here with us tenors. She'd then proceed to launch into a demonstration of either a: ICP bullshit done in an operatic soprano style or b: whatever JPOP song was popular at the moment.
Through crazy events including threatening to rape and murder some classmates for daring to say she wasn't really a soprano, shje got moved to another city and was never heard from again.
3) History Class. I had a fantastic grade 11 history teachers, and after learning some of the truly fucked up and horrible shit Japan did I felt embarrassed for holding them up as paragons of humanity.

My experience with weaboos irl has been fairly limited.

I usually come to this board to see just how pathetic some people can be due to my boredom.

A bunch of closet weaboos playing dress up giving shit about other open weaboos?

You faggots don't have much room to judge

>>3459074
>the moment I walked stepped in the class
lol I proofread good

>>3459078
>gawth-furry juggallette
>ICP bullshit done in an operatic soprano style

HOLY SHIT

>>3459078
>>3459092
> I met Sam

Herp durp, same here

>>3459097

She was fucking terrifying.
I'm trying to find a picture of her, but for all I know she's in a ditch somewhere

I knew this crazy ass weeaboo back when I was in middle school. We called her 'Prozac' because she fucking bounced off the walls every day and constantly obsessed over ANYTHING Japanese. She was a really fat, Mexican with big curly hair. She also loved to make shit up and lied to make herself look cool. When the Memoirs of a Geisha movie came out, she rambled about how she owned the manga and read it before the movie came out. I told her it was based off of a novel written by a Jewish man and she argued with me that it was a manga written by a real Japanese geisha.

Eventually, she moved away, thank God. But I wasn't rid of her yet. Back then, everyone was on MySpace and every now and again, I'd receive friends requests from her. I promptly ignored each one and blocked her, so the requests stopped.
Nearly five years later, I went back to delete my MySpace and saw that I had a friend's request from her on ANOTHER ACCOUNT. With the request, a message was attached:

"Hey! I don't know if you remember me, but we went to middle school together and used to eat lunch at the same table. I wanted to tell you how sorry I am for being annoying and want you to know that I've matured a lot and have calmed down since. I hope you will forgive me."

>>3459121
You were a jerk not to accept.

Jerk.

>>3459121

I wondered how she had found my account, since I had created a new one during the five years and hardly used it anyways. But after hearing her little apology, I felt a little bad for being so mean before and accepted her request. Hell, five years was a long time and maybe she really HAD changed.

She started messaging me back and forth and I eventually brought up the question as to how she found my new account, since it was under my stage name.
Apparently, she had found out I was attending a convention and sent her friends in that state to go take pictures of me. They came back with pictures of every costume me and my friends wore that weekend and she found me and my entire group through lurking on the convention's forums. That's how she found my stage name and that's how she found me.

. . . I blocked her again.

>>3459121
>We called her 'Prozac' because she fucking bounced off the walls every day and constantly obsessed over ANYTHING Japanese.

That doesn't make sense... Prozac is for Depression and Anxiety. I'm offended!

>>3459146

She told us she took Prozac for depression and it made her 'SUPER HAPPY AND CRAZY ALL OF THE TIME WHEEEE'.

>>3459150
Oh, I see. That's... weird. I suspect she was just a hyperactive retard.

>>3459150
>>3459146
>>3459155

Doesn't Prozac have side effects that give you severe mood swings and makes people violently angry?

>>3459146
Do you take prozac?

>>3459165
I used to.

>>3459163
I never experienced that. I get mood swings and bouts of anger more now that I'm off of it.

>>3459139

Wait, why is that creepy?

>>3459171
DOES EVERYBODY USE PROZAC ON CGL??

>>3459188
Yes. We're out to make everyone medicated robots.

>>3459193
I hate how Prozac represents current society.

LABELS LABELS LABELS

>>3459202
I feel you. Being on it made me feel like an emo BAAAAAW MY LIFE SUCKS teenage fucktard.

I've got a few about a crazy ex girlfriend. She found me on myspace, back when people actually used that broken mess. She added me because she thought I was hot, and my page basically said I was a weaboo. We start to talk and she seems okay, she lives in another state nearby, goes to cons, likes anime, and whatnot, and she seems kind of cool. Eventually we talk and she tells me she loves me. After a week. Yeah. I tell her thats great and stupidly start dating her psycho ass.

She hid it well before we were actually dating, but she was fucking crazy. In love with Sasuke, Sasori, and any SUGOIIIIIIIIIIIII pretty boy bishie. She use to write on her arms their names, claimed she had a bishounen closet were she kept her pretty boys, etc,etc. I remember her literally knowing nothign about any anime she claimed to be a fun of, except the pretty boy charachters. She never managed to finish any series, but se was obsessed with any character from it who looked remotely male. She had a weird thing for Yugi oh charachters and use to watch the cartoon just to masturbate to them,same with Beyblade, Digimon and whatever else was on. She even told me she use to call her friend(female) and they'd do it together. She even got mad when any character she "claimed" had any contact with a female, liek se freaked when I told her Setsuna from Gundam 00 got kissed. She was even more rabid about pairings, despite not knowing anyhting about the males, she assumed the female they eneded up with was wrong because it wasn't with her. She use to rant about how Ken from digimon was hers(She was 17 at the time).

>>3459208
So it drastically changed your whole view of the world?

>>3459212
Naturally she cosplayed Sasuke from Naruto, Hinata, and assorted lolita crap, and always talked about moving to Japan.She was still in 9th grade at the time, despite being close to 18, but she was somehow going to live in Japan, and make a career out. of cosplaying and doing fashion.

She had piss poor hygeine too, she lived off sugar and never burshed her teeth, it was sickening. She was hot though, and the only weaboo I had met that had seen more than Bleach.

>>3459216
No, I just hated being on it.

>17 at the time


(also, my captcha was the infinity symbol... wtf)

Was taking a art program in the states a couple years back. We where having lunch when one really annoying girl (I had had the sense to stay away from her until then) says "Oh! I'm so hungry DESU!"
Me (in japanese) "oh, so you understand Japanese?"
She replies "Sorry, I don't speak Japanese"
Me: "yeah, let's keep it that way."

>>3459051
Not the guy that posted the story, but when people are in love their partner is BEAUTIFUL, no matter how they really look. It's like brain chemicals or something.

Also, she probably had better hair and maybe wore makeup or dressed decently. When someone becomes a weeaboo they loose their ability to care for themselves.

>>3459212
>She had a weird thing for Yugi oh charachters and use to watch the cartoon just to masturbate to them,same with Beyblade, Digimon and whatever else was on. She even told me she use to call her friend(female) and they'd do it together.
That's a three way right there, captain.

I've never met them, but my 13-year-old step-brother is always telling me about this group of Hot Topic hambeasts he goes to school with. They wear leashes and collars to school, with the occassional Naruto headband or cat-ear headband or whatever. They meow and "squee" and yell a lot - standard weeaboo stuff, you know.

My step-brother had to do a project with two of them in his science class. While they were working, he decided to be friendly, and strike up a conversation. Big mistake. The second he brought up Kingdom Hearts, they began squealing and making "yaoi" jokes, and babbling endlessly about anime. My step-brother's kind of mousy, so he just kind of nodded and smiled, and afterwards the girls latched onto him, so to speak. Now they follow him around like he's their friend, and talk to him about anime stuff, and call him "Edo-chan". He had no idea what that meant, so he asked me. I didn't know, either, so we chalked it up to their being insane and left it at that.

Then we went to a small anime con (we both sort of like anime, and we hadn't hung out in a while), where there was an Edward Elric cosplayer. At one point, a fangirl called her "Edo-chan", and my step-brother and I just stared at each other.

My step-brother lost his leg in a car crash when he was little. He's got a prosthetic leg.