OH MIGHTY GOD, PLEASE BRING FORTUNE TO THE CROPS OF OUR VILLAGE

WE OFFER YOU A SACRIFICE IN RETURN

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART OF IMOUTO? HER---?

And Masa will be charging in to overthrow the false king in 3...2...1....

Shit's going down.

>>3293194same trip

>>3293194
Shut up Geron, you ruin everything. How dare you make a fool of yourself infront of the king of AX!

>>3293188
Better not be virgins, I hate having to deal with whiny clingers.

>>3293192
SAUSAGE

>>3293194
Oh, you.

>>3293198
Who ya gonna call?

>>3293194
TAKE THIS NON-BELIVER AS THE SACRIFICE

HIS BLOOD SHALL FLOW INTO THE EARTH AND WITH YOUR MIGHT THE WHEAT WILL GROW

>>3293181
Is it true that AX is going to be killed next yesr?

>>3293384
only dr pain is

>>3293391
But im a doctor.
I cant die.

>>3293393
yes can

>>3293384

HEATHEN

THE GOD-KING WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN SWIFTLY AS WITH ALL OTHERS WHO WOULD DARE CHALLENGE HIS THRONE AND DESTROY THE KINGDOM THAT IS AX

BOW TO THE GOD-KING OF AX AND YE SHALL BE REBORN INTO GLORY

The only thing you're king of is jerking off on pictures of lonely mental health patients

>>3293396
You need help.

>>1491451
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
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>>5699142
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
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>>3293384
Methinks my union of workers has become quite full of itself. They have verily imposed higher fees upon the lowly peasants who gather in my grand castle to peddle their wares, causing a wave of displeasure to ripple throughout the land. Perhaps this bears investigation by my assassins... Fear not, your God-King shall not allow this to pass.

>>3293411
My loyal disciple, I hereby bestow upon you the title of Lesser Archon.

>>3293428
I am the King of many things, o belligerent one.

>>1498028
http://e43.us/cj

>>3293452
You can be the king of these nuts nigga, just put em in ya mouth

>>1473246
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
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What dores Oniisan like to suck?

Exactly how many underaged girls are after you?

>>3293511
I forfeit.

>>3293515
At last count about... six. Yeah, six.

Where is Hobbes?

>>3293558
You are Hobbes. And I hacked your trip.

>>3293574
I'm not hobbes, you gave me the trip, hobbes is beautiful.

>>3293577
I care not, for I am very important.

>>3293588
Are you attracted to hobbes?

>>3293452
I SHALL WEAR THIS TITLE WITH PRIDE

Have you ever been to AX?

>>3293181
was AX fun this year? I didn't get to go due to my wedding T_T

>>3293670
I'm sure your very own wedding was way better than AX.

hell going to a funeral was better than AX.

Why would anyone want to be king of a dying land, struggling with the incompetence of its ruling class?

It's all yours.

why would you want to be the king of an animuu con?

4ng31 = king turd of shit mountain
AX = a mountain of shit

I guess that would make 4ng31 king of AX?

>>3293181
I totally know how you feel bro.

>>3293653
A ruler need not visit the far reaches of his empire to exert control over them.

>>3293670
Alas, the masses were displeased. I wish to make it up to my loyal followers come next solstice.

>>3293747
Being your newly christened God-King, I wish to take this dying land, and give it new life. It will be reborn from the ashes of yesterday, as a gleaming, blazing phoenix symbolizing a new beginning.

>>3293765
This is akin to asking why men must respire.

>>3293788
My brother! How are you doing? I have not heard from you in many moons, we must catch up. But first I must ask, why have you changed your name? Vega was a much more fitting name for a tyrant with a heart of gold.

Oniisan~!

>>5699277
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
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>>3293791
ONE MASAO DOLLAR WILL BE WORTH 5 US DOLLARS!

Why do cosplayers who started in the early 2000 years just recently act like they own cosplay and conventions to the point of being bias judge and event coordinators?

>>3293547
Awww <3 ;s;

>>5687261
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
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>>3293547
You plan on fucking all six?
-__-

>>3293811
Oops.
Imouto failed.
Epically.

WHAT DOES ONIISAN HAVE SHOVED UP HIS ASS?!

WHY IS ONIISAN A PEDOPHILE?!

>>3293791

that doesn't answer my question.

>>3293799
I believe that this would cause a collapse of our economy. I shall start by having one masaomune being equivalent to three dollars of U.S. currency.

>>3293807
Those who rule their kingdoms and attempt to reign supreme in their hobbies generally suffer from a variety of issues. These may include inferiority complexes, mommy/daddy issues, social disabilities as well as mental tics that prevent them from having meaningful interpersonal relationships without putting their own selfish interests before those of others. This causes them to make "friends" who they intend merely to exploit to their own advantage, with the irony being in that those "friends" mean to do the same in return. It is quite a sad turn of events, yet it is inevitable in any hobby, cosplay more than most.

>>3293816
No, only four of them. Hurr hurr.

>>3293818
I forfeit yet again.

>>3293871
I am not, my dear e-mouto. As I said before, I will wait until you are of age before introducing you to the wonders of the adult world.

>>3293874
The answer is simple, my friend. Shits and giggles.

>>3293807
In addition to my above statements, allow me to assuage you. I do not suffer from any of those capacity issues, for your God-King simply does not give a fuck. I shall rule in a just and fair manner, with no leniency given through bribery and pandering.

Why does oniisan reap little girls?

>>5700644
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
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ohlawd. Lawl.

Masa was never AX King

He always said he was the "Man who will become AX King". But he never did.

>>3293929
HE NEVER DID BECOME KING

HE ASCENDED TO GODHOOD
HIS GLORY LIES FAR BEYOND YOUR MORTAL NOTIONS OF KINGLINESS

>>3293910
Pic related.

>>3293929
This makes my ascent even easier.

Masao posts under anon to talk to himself. See:

>>3293558
>>3293574
>>3293577
>>3293588
>>3293590

At least the real Masa wouldn't do that. Come to think of it, where is he? He should've been here by now. Masao's posts never make me laugh like the original.

>>3294038

Both are annoying fucks.

For those who went to AX this year, who are the sellers of the maid outfits behind this cosplayer?
What is their website?

>>3294052

OP just seems like the new wave of fail trips like Libra, Maryjane. If they're not going to be on topic, they should at least be funny or interesting.

>>3294038

Masa = Masao

>>3294038
No, actually. That was Hobbes. He was on the tinychat posing as God, Sol, rattmice and himself all at the same time. Thinking God was the real God since he had a POWAH STAR, I gave him one of the other !AXKing trips I found using trip explorer last night. I later found, to my disappointment, that it was not God I had given it to, but Hobbes.

>>3294057
No fucking clue but those rider belts are DO WANT.

Unless you have adorable moles and an ass that won't quit, GTFO.

>>3294034
implying the god siwon needs to rape people

>>3294119
And I thought only the girls needed to deal with being solicited to strip.

>>3294134
He's Korean, of course he needs to rape people.

>>3294057
I'm pretty sure she made the outfits and the wings. I'd ask her myself but she's at an anime convention in Poland right now...

I am a simple peasant who attends the festival of AX when my penny purse allows. I hail our new King.

>>3294066
Y-you just called me uninteresting.

>>3294443
And the plot thickens

>>3294451
As does the semen.

>>3294379
Good day to you, sir.

anything? who did i cosplay

>>3294443

I think we're all pretty burned out of you after your countless attention-whoring threads. So yeah, interest is gone.

>>3293199
Get out newfag.

>>3294443
That's because you are. :3c

>>3294832
Moose, I wish to make you my Black Knight.
Maryjane shall be my Queen.

Enjoy being the king of this, OP.

>>3294969
I will make it rise from the depths as a damn dirty ghost ship if I have to.

Everyone! I think its time we hop off the roller coast ride...

>>3294929
I think I deserve a position :|

>>3294969
Don't let go, OP

>>3295123
Why, the fun is just getting started!

>>3295203
I hereby bestow upon you the title of Sorceress of the Realm. I expect you to be dressed the part. Pic related.

>>3295213
I will go down with this ship, and I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door... I'm in love, and always will be.

>>3295404
I'm not making that, if that's what you're implying
<_<

>>3295454
It shall be provided.

MASAO!!! <3

>>3295213
IF YOU ON THE SHO' THEN YOU SHO' NOT ME-O

>>3295818
and then taken off?

>>3294929
I work for no one.

>>3295888
You work for me, jungle fever.

>>3295899
Keep dreamin' son. It's never gonna happen.

>>3295879
We could leave it on, if you prefer.

>>3295888
You wouldn't be working for me so much as doing me a favor from time to time. The rest of the time you can rape consluts and pillage the dealer's hall.

>>3295917
Why? One more guy wouldn't bother you

>>3295899
Ay yo ay yo listen tha fuck up mofucka, you talkin to my mothafuckin ho like that again, tryin ta get up on her lil ass an sheeyit, and I'mma drop that boys on you, fuckin hear me?

Mothafucka I'm tired of yo shit, leave a bitch alone. Got a problem dawg, then ya best be knowin where to meet me. Bring yo crew if you got one, we gonna have a knife fight aight?

Werd.

>>3295944
yo yo yoy werd up man, i get you and trying to get my face. yo man thats no cool.

i'mgonna drop yo ass like i did to yall cousin back at tampa

>>3295930
...go on.

>>3295944
Oh Strawberry, how I love thee so.