Who's that sexy beast?

Hey, get that blond fag out of the picture, I want to see the best goddamn cosplayer in the world.

Look at this sexy beast.

>>3146880
Much more attractive

>>3146858
This thread is more than relevant to my interests.


Let the Kung Fu Kaplan Memes begin, I say. :3

>>3146908
so true! if that man lost 40 lbs he would be very hot indeed. that little fag in the front couldnt do very much to attract my attention ever.

>>3147024
Im glad to see we have similar taste

DAT KAPLAN

>>3146858
Bump for justice.

>>3147120
I'm likin Photobomberman.

Wait
Is this like a hated east coast cosplayer seriously?
All my friends are friends with him ._.

>>3147459

People hate him, just not always for relevant reasons. If you're his friend, then you're his friend. /cgl/ doesn't give a flying fuck.

It's been a while since he was mentioned, I always thought the Renji one was a lot worse.

>>3147546
I just happened to meet him at AN because he was hanging with my other friends all saturday. I just find it weird that he's hated on here or w/e. He seemed fine.

What is the guy in OP supposed to be cosplaying? =/

He's one of those, oh hey your cosplaying the same series as me let me latch onto you, then later omg you were that person cosplaying from the same series as me and i followed you around so now i think we're friends let me latch onto you.

So...is he even cosplaying in that picture?

>>3147973
>>3147782
Kida from Durarara.

>>3147120
how do you make that font?

>>3147967
He seriously does that?

>>3148019
every cosplayer does that

>>3148036
No, only the lame ones.

>>3148054
>implying all cosplayers aren't lame

>>3148036
You might walk around together after talking a while about the series ect, but he's was really awkward so it's not like there was a convo it was just like oh hay walking around with you.

>>3148185
I was friends with him when he first started cosplaying. He was already an awkward weird guy but when he began to cosplay the first thing he'd do was shove photos of himself in his cosplay in your face. Eventually one of us told him that no one cares about his cosplay and that it sucks anyway. and his response "You're just jealous." so pic totally related to that particular experience.

>>3148211
Yea, i was speaking out of experience, he started showing us the code geass dateing game form the day before (otakon) that we didn't care about at all, also it was shitty quality so couldn't hear anything. He followed us around half the day till we ditched him at the code geass photoshoot, now every time i see him i look away.

>>3148299
Yeah. he's just the kind of guy where, when you see him, you just gotta say to everyone around you "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU- it's him don't look"...but he finds you bro. and he'll follow you forever.

>>3148211
>>3148299
>>3148307
Wow he sounds really awkward

When he was walking around with us he just seemed really shy but nice, don't see anything horrible about that. Also his cosplays that I saw were ok, nothing special about them, but they weren't bad. Don't see anything wrong with this kid.

>>3148402
when you get to know him that quiet and shyness gets replaced with cockiness and arrogance. The kid who only does ok cosplays suddenly thinks he's the fucking man at cosplaying.

I see someone had a shitty day again. You want to bring up otakon go for it? I still have plenty of regrets about that con myself. Didnt know any better back then. Also as far as i remember i was never in this to impress anyone im here for fun and to meet people. So to those who dont like me can go to hell and bitch more its exactly why you never got along with me in the first place.

Calm your proxies, man.

>>3147546
Renji was a coward barely worth my time. He ran away and is probably still eating cold pizza. :3
There's a new female Renji on FB I haven't had time to look into yet.
>>3148642
Go away. You're just here to be all "baw baw you're just jealous baw! I'm gonna go bother everyone on my FB friends list until someone comes to rescue me cause I can't handle my own problems baw!"

>>3148701
Problems? Im not the one with problems. Dont make me laugh the only problems i had was 7 years ago and i left that life behind. Nobody wants to know about that. Even i rather not remmeber it. Have with with the vendetta though since your not man enough to face me i dont really care.

>>3148713
What's with you and the number 7?

>>3148720
Coinsidence on that one. Its just that it actually has been 7 years since i left my old past behind me.

>>3148713
Stop trying to sound dramatic Weeaboo.

>>3148754
You really need to shut up your pissing me off to the point of making me want to put you in the hospital like i almost did to someone 8 years ago.

>>3148763
Changing 7 to 8, then?

umad?

>>3148771
Not mad just stating facts. Came to the conclusion i was ruining my life and decided to change it and that took me a year to do hence ive been away from it for 7 years. The incident i just mentioned was the turning point for my life.

>>3148780

>>3148763
You must've been some badass to put some man in the hospital at the age of 11

best cosplayer of all time!!!!!

>>3148793
Well he just pushed me too far and i pretty much choked him to death almost. Took 5 guys to break us up and that was barely enough. 3 Had to pull me off the guy the other 2 had to pull him from out of my reach.

>>3148763
Was that a threat? I'm sorry. I mistook that as you asking me out.

>>3148730
DAT PAST

>>3148816
Oh. /wow./

>>3148816
You mean you tried to get in his pants.
He said no.
Rape
???
7 years later you're still a faggot.


I sense no profit here.

aw his facebook is on all private :'[

>>3148763
I could care less what you consider that. I just stated something you take it how you want.

>>3148842
Go around and ask the prick has dissapeared since then he avoided me like the plague because i kicked his ass in front of his friends.

>>3148847
Damn right its on private. Dont like undeserving shits looking at my stuff.

>I just stated something you take it how you want.

He's hitting on us, /cgl/....WHAT DO?

>>3148816
This kid's such a faggot. His life isnt satisfying enough so he makes up shit like a "seedy past" to make himself sound dark and brooding. when in reality you're just a weeaboo. It's not a lit if you believe it i suppose and boy do you live in your delusions. You're life sucked so you decided to make a new one up for yourself so that way it could be like one of your favorite animu. and there is no getting to you. You'll read this. You'll tell us that you really did hospitalize someone at the age of 11 and tell us that we can choose it believe it or not. Your pathetic and one of the worst kinds of anime fans. You sir are the cancer killing anime.

...u still mad bro.

>>3148860
You make me laugh your just trying to cover up your fear because you know i can take you down just like i did that arrogant asshole. By the way ive learned to actually fight since then. What happened then was nothing more then anger and brute force.

>>3148863
Seedy? Yeah right. Coming from someone who doesnt even know i had to carry a knife with me daily for self defence because i was almost always in a fight.

>>3148864umad

>>3148863
Who attacks little kids anymore anyway. Fag should be in jail.

>>i can take you down just like i did that arrogant asshole.

>>ive learned to actually fight since then.

I could honestly give a shit by 3/4 of this thread. But this >>3147120 has made my fucking life.

>>3148884
Want to test me? I could use someone to practice on.

>>3148642umad

>>3148876
DAT KNIFE. please kid. enough. you need help because this whole cosplay business is but a spec of shit on the ass crack of society. you're a no one in the real world and and no one in your little cosplay community. You carried a knife with you because you thought it would be cool. pretnd like someone was after you so that way maybe you could feel important enough in your own life. do everyone a favor and use it on yourself before your hurt someone in your insanity filled animu delusions.

>>3148887
I agree completely.

>>3148891
Let's go, proxy boy.

>>3148891

>>3148894
Far from it. I left otakon behind a long time ago. First major con and first time cosplaying. Looking back at now i know i fucked up thats why i dont even have the stuff from otakon anymore.

>>3148896
ilu

>>3148876umad

>>3148907umad

>>3148896
I carried it for self defence. And youd be surprised how well i can use it. Even to this day. Maybe so but at least i have friends that even though knowing that still respect me for who i am.

>>3148915umad

>>3148899
Funny kid real funny ive shut my relay down a long time ago.

>>3147120
Oh man, security may have sucked, but this sexy thing made up for all that.

>>3148926

>>3148915
DAT SELF DEFENSE. listen man no one is out to get or was out to get you. You're just a little homo. anyone can use a knife to stab a human being. when human flesh in punctured (most times if there is an organ adjacent from the stab wound) a human will die. a kindergartner can use a knife to kill someone. You're not special. you're just a fag who needs a reality check and heavy medication. You're trying to assimilate yourself into this crazy paranoid delusion where you suddenly matter in the world.

>>3148926umad

>>3148926
come at us bro

>>3148938
I dont really give a damn. And i dont use to to puncture or stab thats for amateurs kid.

Alex Kaplan Says:>..Russian Roulette with my BB guns?

WonderBread says: >6 chambers, 6 bullets, you're the only one playing. Lets go An Hero!

>>3148957
come at us bro

>>3146858
wait you know what i'm just going to say this now-- Im sorry I really love you alex I really want your babies I want to fuck you soooo hard and thats why I troll you because I know that I can never have you V.V

>>3148964
Hey look it's Suki.

Hey, leave him alone! I think he makes an adorable Kida. And I think it's sexy when a guy knows how to fight.

>>3148950
Dont have to. Im not the one with a personal vendetta.
Hate to say it but if your depressed about the weekend find a better way to cheer yourself up making fun of someone isnt going to help.
If you got an issue with me come and face me otherwise. If you have an issue heres a tissue. Im done talking to a bunch of piss for brains idiots with no lifes or friends.

>>3148974
come at us bro

>>3148975
come at us bro

Im really scared of internet tough guys

>>3148957
DAT AMATEUR. Your ridiculous. you're trying to prove you're a tough knife wielding hero over an anonymous imageboard. further proving that you're nothing but some kind of new form of psycho weaboo who actually poses a threat to us upstanding members of society. Be an hero please. because the only thing about you thats scary is you're hysterical, stalker-esque, paranoia induced fantasies.

>>3148989
Upstanding? Your the one making fun of someone for no reason. As far as i remmember theres a new law against cyber bullying.

>>3148994
come at us bro

is this thread for reals?

>>3148974
I think you need to be checked out.

>>3148989
I have better things to do with my life then actually seek you out and spend money which i dont have to come after you.

>>3148994
In YOUR state.

>>3149004
UMAD i have friends that are trying to stick up for me?

>>3149007
Poor AND idiotic... Do I need to say anything else?

>>3149007
come at us bro

>>3149009
For the time being maybe so.

>>3149014
come at us bro

>>3149007
Whoa calm down, he didnt even tell you to come at him anywhere within in his post.

i'd pay to see this bitch fight!

>>3149007
Yeah im poor i admit it so what? Money doesnt buy happiness. Im plenty satisfied with what i have.

>>3149020
come at us bro

>>3149030
come at us bro

>>3149007
Oh no. I sure am lucky you do not have the time and money to track me down. For a minute there i was really concerned for my safety under the assumption that you had the resources to do so. Boy am I relieved.

>>3149014

>>3149041
I do have the resources. Its just not worth it to dig up people from my past that could easily find you.

>>3149041
And so, we find out Kung Fu Kaplan is a bitch, poor, a liar and a sad killer of good anime by cosplaying badass chacters therefore reducing them to a pathetic shell of their former status.

Is your fandom dead yet?
You know what Kaplan...I'm going to be nice for once.... I have a cosplay I would like you to see. It fits you well.
Russia from Hetalia. he's violent and stalkerish like you. You should love that.

>>3149074
No thanks i dont do anything thats overdone from fandoms. Even though i am russian. Your insults are getting old and stupid honestly. Everyone that knows me knows im poor its no news. If you think im lying go ahead and test me then if your so full of yourself.

>>3149057
OH SHIT HERE COMES DAT PAST AGAIN. It's people like you who make me ashamed to admit I like anime. Because one look at you and your personality and your "past" will send anyone self respecting human being turning, walking, and laughing in the other direction. You're pathetic. stay in your little cosplay world. Keep dreaming of your foes, carry your knife so you can defend yourself from these "foes" and watch out for DAT PAST because if you believe it enough it might come back to haunt you...in your dreams where all your purpose and matter in this world seems to reside.

>>3149057
come at us bro

>>3149088
Then why did you do Kida, you hypocrite?

No one's disputing you're a poor lying bastard...We're just here for the lulz. Looking at you squirm cause someone doesn't like you. Boohoo. It's really funny that you keep coming back.

>>3149088umad
come at us bro

>>3149088
Spoiler: Kida is overdone

>>3149111
Sure did you see any at that con? As far as i remmember from the comments i got i was the only one even at the shoot.

>>3149088
How exactly are his insults becoming "old and stupid", your rebukes arent exactly new and brilliant either.

>>3149101
I keep coming back because who the hell else is going to do it?

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD. COME AT ME.

>>3147120
I think we should get back to the real badass here. This motherfucker has such keen eyes for defilers of the law that he mistook my wallet for a cellphone during the masquerade. Even knowing I had done nothing wrong, I was still shitting my pants at the thought of this beast coming at me, bro.

>doesn't do overdone shit
Doesn't he cosplay ouran and naruto?

>>3146858
>>3149119
Sakura Matsuri 5 kidas, Japan Day 2, AnimeNEXT 3. Just cause they didn't show up to the photoshoot doesn't mean they weren't there dumbass. You sure are a lousy stalker if you haven't noticed those around you cosplaying that.

whole thread. I am so happy.

>>3149143umad
come at us bro

>>3149134
>I COSPLAY KIDA BECAUSE IT IS THE POST TO WHICH I WAS APPOINTED BY GOD HIMSELF.

>>3149119
Spoiler: Kida is overdone

>>3149119
trim your god damned eyebrows.

>>3149134umad
come at us bro

>>3149153
Because i dont stalk people dumbass. I only know one kida that was there personally.

Didnt do Kida for Matsuri so i dont care. Yeah japan day had 2 because thats when i did it.

Never did ouran and naruto.

This thread is AWESOME.

>>3146858
>>3149182
Once again... you said it yourself.

Anyway, you're still a hypocrite. you said you don't do the over done, Kida was over done. Even before you started. you're a biter and an attention whore. that's why Vocaloids are on your list too.

>>3149182
GUISE I DONT STALK. SRSLY GUISE.

>>3149195
Yeah the only vocaloids i have are the ones that nobody did at a con that ive been to yet. And even then only because my friends talked me into doing it.

>>3149200
What friends?

>>3149195
Hetalia is overdone same with Bleach and Naruto. As far as i remember 2 or 3 isnt overdone learn to count before you talk.

>>3149208
The ones you seem to not have since your talking about it.

didn't talk to him, didn't see him. whatever

>>3149211
Kida is way overdone. In fact, DRRR as a whole is overdone. Stop kidding yourself.

>>3149211
Spoiler: overdone

>>3149218you're

>>3149232
>Kida
>Overdone
>Not Shizuo or Izaya

oh you

>>3149237
I said they ALL are overdone. :l

>>3149208
THIS PEOPLE.

>>3149232
Show me a group of where theres more then 5 of them then you can talk. Until then your argument is denied.

>>3149218
Kid. everyone in here is your "friend". we're all your friends. How do you think so many people could hate someone like you so much if we didn't personally know you. We let you stalk us so we can tell each other "we may be pathetic cosplayers but at least we ain't Kaplan" I guess you have a purpose after all.

>>3149200umad
come at us bro

>>3149241
Kida is hardly overdone compared to Shizuo and Izaya. I swear I think I saw 8 Shizuo cosplayers during ANext.

>>3149218 >your

>>3149246
I dont stalk anyone dont have to. But since you seen to talk about it you must do it though.

>>3149245
Spoiler: overdone

>>3149250umad
come at us bro

And im also not the one who cried on his page that nobody got enough pictures of me.

>>3149248umad
come at us bro

>>3149250
>But since you seen
LEARN TO GRAMMAR FAGGOT

>>3149260
Grammar nazi? What makes you think i give a damn on a stupid board?

>>3149268
THIS BOARD IS VERY IMPORTANT.

>>3149268

>>3149277
Yeah right its the trash bin of the internet dont joke yourself.

>>3149268umad
come at us bro

>>3149268
By the fact that you spent all this time posting and talking back to the people here. If you frankly didnt care about this board you wouldnt have came here and spewed trash out of your mouth.

>>3149292umad
come at us bro

>>3149293
Copypasta lol

>>3149295
Trash? I just stated facts thats all.

>>3149300umad
come at us bro

>>3149305umad
come at us bro

>>3149245
So were are they? Go on. Go run to FB and bitch and cry to the all "Oh look at this, they're talking about you." and it's not about them it's about you.

Kaplan got into one little fight and his cosplay got scared and said You're gonna carry a knife to fight off DAT PAST.

>>3149317
Heh dont have to really.
>>3149320
It was before i cosplayed dumbass.

Cos plays you, Kaplan

>>3149330umad
come at us bro

this guys a dick irl.
kept bumping in to him during animenext.

How about you just stop, Kaplan?

>>3149330

>>3149331
заткнись мудак

>>3149343
Yeah you bump into alot of people during a con.

>>3149348umad
come at us bro

el oh el cosplay

>>3149343
No, he was just stalking you.

>>3149373
Sure whatever floats your boat. I was too busy having my own fun and getting away from teh stupid shit my roomies pulled during the weekend.

>>3149383umad
come at us bro

/thread

>>3149383
You mean them getting away from YOU.

>>3149409
Not really since i was the only one that actually had a laptop to dump photos on. Too much room drama going and too many hookups too.

>>3149409
пошел на хуй

>>3149428umad
come at us bro

>>3149422
OH. So you're butthurt everyone's STILL getting laid but you. makes sense. Kaplans a virgin.

>>3149443Kaplan's

>>3149443
I could care less really. Im not looking for love at a con but it seems a few were.

sage

>>3149452umad
come at us bro

>>3149446
My bad. Typing too fast.

>>3149461
I wasnt mad but someone who was rooming with us just by knowing that you gave me another clue as to who you are.

I just love the fact that you whiteknight Suki, despite the fact that she really hates your guts, Kaplan. Her, Vinnie, all of the people who you claim are your friends just tolerate you, simply because you're ALWAYS FUCKING THERE. They can't get away, and when you talk to them, it takes them forever just to find an excuse to walk away, cause your conversation is like a vaccuum.

SUCKS.

>>3149475
Sure whatever you say. Thats exactly why they invited me for a meetup today.

>>3149472umad
come at us bro

>>3149443
Yeahhhhh while everyone else was havin a good time at the rave, HE was too busy obsessing over 4chan. HELLO? WHO THE FUCK PASSES UP A RAVE FOR 4chan?! Just cause he (correctly) guessed he'd be posted.

So fuckin what? Not like there's anything Kaplan can do about Kung-fu Kaplan threads.

>>3149488umad
come at us bro

>>3149488

You're pretty dense, you know that? Why else would you be invited? Gives people a reason to post about you here.

>>3149475
seconded.

>>3149493
For one thing i dont rave not my thing. Its also called having no access to the web so your argument is once again invalid. I was also tired from doing things that i wanted to do during the day.

>>3149505umad
come at us bro

>>3149499
Those doubles speak the truth.

>>3149499
That's why we always invite you. "I hope Kaplan shows up and does his little potato walk." Then we lol and wait for you to bitch and complain until that gets old.

>>3149499
Sure whatever you say. When i went over to fix his pc a few months ago i set it up so i know if he logs onto here and posts. Argument invalidated once again.

This thread is hilarious

>>3149505

No access to web. I laugh at your faggotry. If you're talking about access to the internet in the Doubletree, sadly, I had no problems using it, you just had to know which wireless to connect to. FAIL HAXXOR.

>>3149519
Too lazy and tired to go down to the lobby jackass.

>>3149516

Congratulations, you just admitted to installing spyware. Which is kinda funny, if you think about it. Is your life really so downright pathetic that you spy on your "friends"? What else do you do, steal identities?

If that's the case, I think it's time I activated that worm I inserted into your lovely laptop's firmware; good luck finding it; best do a full reinstall of your laptop's BIOS before the end of the night.

>>3149523

That's funny you say that, considering you were ALWAYS in the lobby.

>>3149535
Oooh im so scared do you even know what im using? Better yet half the software im packing

>>3149540
Yeah without my computer and during the day.

>>3149542

>Better yet half the software im packing

Whoa whoa whoa, why would I wanna know about your flaccid penis?

And it's not that difficult to figure out what software you use, since you bring that fucking laptop of yours to every meet even if it's not needed. Seriously, if you're gonna go to a cosplay meet, leave the fucking computer at home and just enjoy yourself?

>>3149557
I bring it because half the time i go someone always calls me asking me for help fixing something thats why i carry it. I do have fun always. If you know so much then tell me what i use id love to hear it.

>>3149517
And it keeps getting funnier XD

>>3149516
>When i went over to fix his pc a few months ago i set it up so i know if he logs onto here and posts.

I've been uninvolved in this thread thus far, but I feel like I can't NOT comment on this. You realize that's what spyware is, right? Glancing through the rest of this thread, it seems that you've been trying to dismantle the claims that you're a creepy stalker. Congratulations, you just ruined it. Installing spyware on someone's PC while you're supposed to be fixing it is something only a creepy, paranoid stalker would do.

>>3149576
Who said anything was installed?

>>3149576
Wow really, what a huge faggot to place spyware into someone's PC while claiming to fix it

>>3149571

I dunno if he realized just how much fun I'm having trolling him. Why? Because he's such a willing victim of verbal rape.

Creepy stalker needs to stop being creepy, with them crossed-eyes of him

>>3149586
I did fix it because now it actually works. I didnt install anything really just a little something i came up with that shows me where his traffic goes.

>>3149579
"Altered maliciously," then. What the hell ever. This kid is fucking despicable.

>>3149579
YOU JUST DID YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT

I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH.

>>3149597
You do realize i already know who you are and im coding something very specific for you at this very moment. Had to get into a fight 2 days ago to get parts of the code im using still trying to decrypt the file that i got.

>>3149607
I didnt say i installed anything i said i said something. In reality there is no software that is malicious on there.

>>3149618
Maybe nothing that will harm your buddy's computer in the long run, no. But YOU are fucking malicious.

>>3149629
Nothing installed once again like i said.

Jesus Christ, I was only gone for a few fucking hours...WTF.

>>3148701
Female Renji, you say? I can't imagine that would be the new Renji, but you never know. Update at some point, plz.

I guess I have nothing bad to say about Kaplan because I haven't had the same experience you guys have, I just hear a lot of stories.

...lots of bad stories.

Oh wow I remember this kid from Otakon 2008. The Code Geass thingy. I was there but I didn't really have a problem with him or anything...but still this thread LOL

>>3149618
Not to you it isn't. But it is to them...

>>3149608

GASP. I am terrified. Really I am. If you know who I am, come on then, have at thee! Expose my identity! Oh wait, you can't. Why? Cause you don't know who I am, nor do you have the balls to say anything.

>>3149629
Maybe so but when i mentioned what i was a part of before i got into what i do now. Ive been betrayed and backstabbed even 2 days when i tried to contact someone i used to know for some assistance.

>>3149645
I dont want to say anything really ill deal with you when my little program is finished after i break the code on the file i just got a few days ago.

>>3149634umad
come at us bro

>>3149659I'll

>>3146858
>>3149659
You've been saying that for months STFU

>>3149659

Failure is not an option. And what the hell is taking you so long to decrypt that file? I thought you were this master hacker that we're all supposed to cower in fear from?

>>3149677
Just got the file a few days ago like i said and ive been busy with life. Its encrypted and theres another file in there thats also encrypted. Taking me some time with my slow laptop and personal things that need to be done.

This kid sucked my dick in the bathroom at AN. Gave great head once you ignored all his bitchyness.

>>3149695
seconded

>>3149692

You realize that that file could be malware that's been double-encrypted for that purpose, and will probably fuck up your laptop once you decrypt it?

>>3149695
Sure i was doing things on my own most of the weekend had too many things planned for months ahead of time. Keep making stuff up though.

>>3149695
Dude, he went down on me when I was on my period. And he was such a little slut for it.

>>3149700
Decrypting it on a virtual machine you think im that stupid? My system partition is also imaged for backup purposes.

>>3149704
Aww cute keep trying i didnt do anything of the sort.

>>3149692
What life?

>>3149719
One that i have to deal with outside of cons. Things i dont need to tell people about.

>>3149703umad
come at us bro

>>3149704

LOLOLOLOL FUCK THAT SHIT, kid was eating my ass out upstairs, but kept stopping to check something on his laptop; I think he may have been reading a tutorial on how to toss the salad.

>>3149723umad
come at us bro

>>3149723
If you don't want to tell people about all the fun you had sucking on my bloody cunt, I'll just have to do it myself!

>>3149731
Cute you dont even know where i was staying. Keep trying though.

>>3149735
Go ahead just be prepared to prove it. No evidence nothing sticks.

I was that fat Shuichi cosplayer that didn't bother to shave my legs. This little bitch took it in the ass like a pro. All in exchange for one of those Yoko pencil boards, which he proceded to fap to once I gave it to him.

>>3149731

Sure numbnuts! Did you wash your tongue out well? It was nice to cuddle with you near the fireplace at the Doubletree!

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>>3149741
Yawn these pathetic insults are not just making me laugh.

>>3149748
Sure what floor?

>>3149737
GOD, are you such a little whore that you can't even remember where you were supposed to be sleeping? How many different peoples' rooms did you go to?!

>>3149759
Im asking him to say where it was to see how legit he really is. I only stayed in one place and anyone that doesnt know that or is refusing to post it is full of shit.

CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO CUM AT US BRO

>>3149737
YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT FLOOR?!

God damn. That must be some permagaper.

This thread is ridiculous, it's is such a personification of /cgl/ - a bunch of girls fighting eachother and arguing over nothing. This board is hilarious and I love it, go on.

>>3149777
I remmember but since nobody can say it their full of shit.

EAST COAST GOES HARD

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>>3149756


5th floor. Would you like to know the room number too? ;]

Hey bro I'll pay you five pesos to lick my sweaty dick. I'll even spread some butter on it for you. Just make sure you dress like Miku for me, comprende?

This is boring. Going to the other thread. kthxbye. <3

Shove it up your ass i dont give a shit.

>>3149793

O_O OTHER THREAD?!

Quick everyone! To the OTHER thread!

>>3149723

I love how you're "decrypting" shit and supposedly have a life but continually refreshes the page and responds to everything that's said.

lrn2life

I know /cgl/ may be lovely and can represent life in a pretty shitty way, but that doesn't mean it IS life.

>>3149808
Its late at night the decryption is running and i got nothing better to do honestly so i just check occasionally what new stupidity you idiots can come up with.

This thread is amazing. Do carry on.

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>>3149824

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE HELL THIS KID IS?

And why he thinks he can argue with CGL?
I mean he could be the nicest or the shittiest person in the universe but if CGL thinks he's a retard then nothing will stop them. Rules of the universe.

>>3150591
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Hi, I'm an 18 year old kid who lives in New York City with his parents. I love to cosplay from series that are overdone, yet easy to do, just so I can make a decent cosplay that I can brag to my friends about.

Speaking of my friends, they actually all hate me. I may not realize it yet, but they talk behind my back and feed the trolls on this thread information about me. LULZ, my friend Suki, who I've whiteknighted in shit tons of threads, even told me to SHUT UP at AnimeNext. Such great friends, huh?

I've basically become a target trolls because I'm really arrogant an cocky, not to mention I think I'm hot shit on 4chan. I claim to be a hacker or computer freak, yet I've never found out who was trolling me. With my 7 proxies, however, I can defend myself IRL from these criminal scum on 4chan. I even bring BB guns with me whenever I go out. I'M TOTALLY NOT A PARANOID LOSER.

I also like to stalk people IRL. If you ever wanna find me, you'll see me hanging around the backs of other people while they're talking. OHOH, and I have the DARKEST PAST EVURRR. But actually, I'm just saying that because I need something impressive so I can keep my friends, even though they hate my guts.

As you can see, I'm a very sick boy. Please send me help because my 7 proxies are taking over my mind!

Sure is drama in here.

Oh my goodness. I wake up to find that this thread is still alive. this is truly a fantastic thread.

Seems Kaplan was cut off by last nights Blackout.
Technology just flipped him off. X3

Other thread is here:>>3149613

>>3151997
Is that why he cant be found anywhere?

>>3152028
There was a blackout in some parts of NY early this morning when the thread was more active.

>>3152045
Wow i meant as in i cant stumble upon anything of his at all.

>>3152054
No, that's cause he's paranoid and put up every firewall and proxie he can find.

Mr. "Mysterious Past"

>>3152115
Did not know you can do that on profiles and pages that you had to keep people from finding them.

14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.

>>3152123
Rule 15 is the most important of that lot.

>>3146858
Wonderbread= Vincent

>>3152141
Sure why not <3

>>3146858
SOOO it iz u vincent villamil

>>3152161
Pulling names out of a hat makes me whoever you're paranoid enough to believe would troll here. <3
Hell i could be Syrii if you wanted me to be. I DO love starting drama don't I?

Oh shit this kid, I keep seeing him around events in the NYC area and all I can think is that he's trying to fucking hard to be Mario.

Not that Mario is someone anyone should ever try and be like, but it's always the lame ones that get crazy wanabe's. (like Pikabell and that one retarded chick)

>>3152179
How exactly?

Sooo,

he deactivated his fb account.

DO WE WIN?

>>3152237
I'd call that a win. Next up. Suki.

If you call bashing an innocent person to the point they cant take it anymore wining then sure lets go with that.

>>3152269
You don't know how wrong everything in your post is

>>3152301
I know more then i need to know i read everything here. I dont need to know any more from a sensless basher. From what i saw he was trying to have fun and your ruining it for him for whatever reason i dont really know nor do i want to know. Its because of actions of those like you that people commit suicide, shoot up schools, and cut themselves.

>>3152269
>>3152321
umad

>>3152339
Why should i be mad? I dont even know the guy. Its just a cringing sight seeing things like this happen.

18 years old
"mad hacking skillz"
"knows his trolls"
"has a life"
"has friends"
Fail cosplayer
Hates /cgl/, but it's the other way around

>>3152363
Fail? Since when were you a judge to call that? Or are you one of those big ego guys who has all the attention going to his head that you hate on the little guys.

>>3152370
I love how people can't tell the difference between good cosplayers or those who buys the wrong wig, closet cosplays, and are just plain ugly.

>>3152514
As stated before. Why would i be mad?
I just dont like seeing pointless shit started on someone that doesn't deserve it. Unless he enters something with a cosplay and doesnt win and bitches about it then thats something else. He didnt compete so why even care? Its just a hobby not a popularity contest.

>>3152514
Oh wait i get it now. You must be one of those that didnt get enough photos taken and this guy did so your raging.

>>3152591

>>3152706
Am i saying something offending you Is that why your so defensive? Did i actually hit the nail right on with that? Amazing how easy is to read someone just by their responce.

>>3152718
No one is mad. No one even cares. Fact of the matter is this thread here was started by just a few, real few, people who might have at one point met, became acquainted, and even had a valid friendship with mr. kaplan. And in our heart of hearts we're all just a bunch of trolls. We had nothing better to do so we blew the kids many but little flaws out of proportion just so we could make fun of something. We trolled the fuck out of him till he deleted his facebook and ya know what? Feels good man

>>3152753
Seems to me like your a bunch of immature little kids who have nothing else to do but ruin others lives. Some friends you were then, need to stop getting pissy that he decided to get away from idiots like you.

>>3152753
Pfft i higly doubt you got him down judging from what ive seen here. Im pretty sure he will be back again. Enjoy your little so called victory for a while since im sure you have no other happy moments in your life.

>>3152762
I meant "friends" forgot the exclamation points. And yeah. we're pretty terrible people. But we're anonymous. That's why it's so much fun.

Comae at us bro. umad?

>>3152769
Aww how cute. Mad im reading you like a book? So whats your point im anon too? Does it make you feel proud? Does it blow your ego our of proportion? Think your god?

>>3152773

Oh please. just let it go. I don't feel any real sense of victory or anything. I was just bored. doubt we ruined the fags life. and to tell ya the truth OP here. when i started the thread i was actually trying to get it to be about to fat dude in the background of the OP pic. But hey if kaplans life really did get ruined then so be it. I really don't care. It was fun while it lasted.

>>3152784
Its called editing the photo. Dont play me for an idiot i know this was about him from the very beginning. If something happens you do know you will be responsible right? You could be responsible for someone being hurt or worse dead?

>>3152800
INTERNET TOUGH GUY

>>3152800
Sure feels like white knight in here.

>>3152800
Dude, nobody cares. Why are you concerned about this kid? He's strong and invincible, remember? He nearly killed someone at the age of 11.

>>3152810
Threads like this lead to suicide or serious injury on the person who was talked about. Would you like to be an accesory to that?

>>3152815
Man speaks the truth. I doubt some cyber bullyan will hurt the tough guy who is so damn skilled with knives and bb guns.

>>3152815
I could care less really just pointing out facts here. Whoever he is he doesnt deserve any of the shit ive seen here.

>>3152826
Every person has their mental and physical limit no matter what.

>>3152830
Come at us bro. umad?

>>3152838
Heh someone is still upset i can easily read them. Its pathetic really. Keep it up though i know the truth burns.

>>3152753
You want to talk about flaws? Everyone has flaws thats what makes us human. But then even machines have flaws too. Nobody is perfect not even you.

>>3152845
That's not funny man my brother died that way....getting burned by the truth after some douchebag tried to read him like he was some kind of book. People like you make me sick.

>>3152867
Couldnt come up with a more lamer joke could you? Its going to take alot more then that to get me off your case. Especially since your getting so defensive trying to hide your fear of me knowing the truth about you i know the truth hurts.

>>3152845
SUP KAPLAN.

>>3152872
I think truth burns is a pretty cool guy. eh likes to read you like a book and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>3152875
The guy is gone. You had your fun and you got him. His page is done none of his messengers are online either.

>>3152872

Couldnt come up with a more lamer comeback could you? Its going to take alot more then that to get me off your case. Especially since your getting so defensive trying to hide your fear of me knowing the truth about you i know the truth hurts.