>>3131089

What did you drink and how many?

Did you accidentally the whole bottle?

would you fuck a girl ever?

>>3131089

D-d-do you love me?

How does it feel living in Alberta and not BC? Yknow BC -> Best Canada

Are you wet right now, or thinking about cocks in you?

What are the most five embarrassing, shameful and all in all humiliating acts you have ever done ever?

And remember be 100% truthfully and brutally honest.

Ever sucked off a guy and regretted it? Details.

>>3131095
Accidentally a whole bottle of wine. Forgot to eat today. Whoopsie daisy! ^_____________________^

>>3131104
I would do Ulala from Space Channel 5 if she existed IRL. I've made out with chicks before although I consider myself to be straight with an aesthetic adoration for women. How do women fuck other women? Are all lesbians virgins? I only fuck people who I am in a relationship with- I don't do one night stands. To be perfectly honest, I don't think I could ever handle dating a woman. However, the idea of fucking somebody on their rag is highly appealing to me.

As you ask this, one of my best female friends is stroking my inner thigh. Cool.

Do you actually think you'll do anything with your life?

>>3131089
So how was your day?

I hate you; please go die.

How does it feel knowing that I have masturbated to your pictures and imagine both of us having consensual sex with each other while you wear your Asuka costume?

>>3131122
Probably not.

>>3131125
IAWTC. BC is teh best. Much superior to Saudi Alberta. If I could live anywhere in Canada, it would be BC. My best friend lives there. We're going to AE 2gethur.

>>3131137
Uh... wow this takes a lot of thinking which I'm not entirely capable of at the moment. Just because I'm listing them doesn't mean they are the worse or because I didn't enjoy them but... Kay, STFU Maryjane, deliver:
1) Guy I was engaged to a few years ago said that he would either eat me out or fuck me. I didn't want to lose my v-card at the moment, but at the same time, I promised myself I'd never let a guy go down on me because its disgusting. I let him go down on me anyways and I hated every second of it and I kept telling him to stop but he wouldn't let go of me and he told me he hared it too.
2) Same guy. Tried to lose my virginity to him to shut him up. He was threatening to leave me otherwise. He came as soon as the head of his dick touched my labia. I lol'd. I was so happy he never got the dignification of sleeping with me.
3) Stayed with that guy for 3 years because I was in love with his dad. His dad used to take me out for dinner and said that if he was my age, he would date me. LOL MORMONS.
4) Let a guy piss on me. I should be ashamed but I really enjoyed it.
5) I masturbated once.

>>3131200
Going to AE?

It'll be pleasant drunk times all the time. If you manage to see me sober at the con I will give you a chocolate bar.

>>3131141
Every time I sucked off the guy I was engaged to. He said I was horrible but that's because I was the second girl to lay lips on his cock. He would let me put his dick in my mouth and then every time he would make me spit it out within ten seconds and he would insist on just jerking himself off and coming all over me.

>>3131151
I thought I'd be an entrepreneur at this time last year with me own fashion label, then again I was monomaniacal, out of my mind, bat shit crazy and 84 pounds. Right now, I have no motivation to do anything and have no idea. My goal for the summer was to not eat at all and just die but I'm doing kind of shit at that right now. :/

>>3131160
I made like $500 today selling old weeb shit at a garage sale, have the shitiest T-shirt sunburn ever and am now sore. How about you?

>>3131175
Thanks for thinking of others!


>>3131194
What ever floats your boat. I'm kind of flattered actually.

Why should we care what you have to say?

Would you ever date an anon

>>3131225
You make me grin big. Yes please!
Can you still buy tickets? ;A;

>>3131200
Christ this girl is boring.

>>3131251

how does it feel being a slut who has to attention whore on 4chan of all places? also, saged and reported.

>>3131253
I don't know lol

I think I'll end up going badgeless even though I have a panel to run. See this is how you run a panel, drunk and without a badge.

>>3131244
> I'm kind of flattered actually.

Do you get some form of gratification off of what people have been doing to your pictures?

>>3131250
The day you start flashing your pantsu around /cgl/ I will answer that question.

>>3131251
Yes.

>>3131257
TISNF!!!!!!!!

>I thought I'd be an entrepreneur at this time last year with me own fashion label, then again I was monomaniacal, out of my mind, bat shit crazy and 84 pounds. Right now, I have no motivation to do anything and have no idea. My goal for the summer was to not eat at all and just die but I'm doing kind of shit at that right now. :/

I. Umm. I'm getting the very strong and overwhelming feeling 4chan is not a good place for you to be right now.

hav u ever ben fucked in the butt.

Have you watched Evangelion 2.22 yet?

If your drunk you should try masturbating, feels good man.

>>3131281
Seriously, this bitch needs help. And needs to get off the internet.

Jesus Christ, maryjane, eat something.

>>3131267
This board has no mods.

>>3131281
Ai-honey, are you implying that /cgl/ is not a present and supportive community? I'm hurt.

>>3131244
>My goal for the summer was to not eat at all and just die but I'm doing kind of shit at that right now.

fuck that, that's the long way. what you're gonna wanna do is drink some bleach and ammonia, and then jump off a building. nice and quick, see ya later, bitch!

>>3131295
*pleasant.

>>3131244
Pretty good, just got back from dinner with the family and now I'm going to have a few beers and watch Dr.Who.

>>3131299
Most suicidal women don't actually want to die. They pick ineffectual means because their real goal is to force people to take notice of them and make them the center of attention.

That's kind of MJ's MO in posting too really. I sort of worry what's going to happen to her when we've extracted all the amusement out of her and her attempts to attention whore are met with nothing but calls of repost and sages.

>>3131267
か わいいです!!!

>>3131269
Goodness gracious, what panel are you running?

>>3131274
No, its not my doing that someone was dropped on their head at some point in their life and finds me hot. I'd say something to the effect of boys would fap to anything with a rack but I'm DFC so that holds no gravity here. I still however find it sort of hot.

>>3131281
<|:) Look at my fancy hat!

>>3131283 and >>3131284
No.

I see you like Eva, would you fuck Asuka if given the chance?

Will you let me pee all over your face and after that will you let me call you a dirty scum?

>>3131301
>>3131295
Prease be more cairful wif type.

Screw Canada, come to the states.

>>3131317
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

>>3131295
¬__¬

>>3131307
True to an extent, still regardless if you're even remotely mentally unstable this is the LAST place anyone should be.

>>3131307
captain obvious.tiff

>>3131200
>>3131244

whatta badass

>>3131326
No one truly mentally stable would come here. You know it's true~~

>>3131289
Its boring. I've tried.

>>3131306
Swoit.

>>3131307
Blah blah blah. I'm drunk and I'm being honest. Go to bed, you.

>>3131311
No. I used to hate her until I realized its because we're far too similar. I would fuck Ulala though. :/

>>3131312
No, because you are not Etna_is_my_wide.

>>3131306
I'm not watching this week's episode until NEXT Saturday, so I can watch both parts together.

>>3131089
I can't believe no-one's asked you this yet, but can I see dem bewbies? You can send them to me if you don't wanna post them.

Sounds like someone has some self-esteem issues... Would you ever talk to an anon while sober?

>>3131326
Oh my fucking god do you try to get EVERY thread to be about you? Go do something else with your life.

>>3131308
Restricted Rock Paper Scissors

and I'm a judge for some trap beauty pageant or something like that. I CAN'T WAIT FOR A SHOT OF COURAGE

Which tripfag do you find sexually attractive based only on their looks?

Which tripfag do you find sexually attractive based only on their internet persona?

>>3131342
How did anything I just say refer to me in ANY way? Interesting reading comprehension thar!

I don't get it. I really don't.

>>3131342

Fuck off, Ai's much better than this current cam-whore.

>>3131358
And that's saying a lot!

:>

>>3131319
Canada is fine. No thank you.

>>3131339
You would share them anyway because you are a generous person. :)

>>3131341
I would. And do.

maryjane/ai-honey is now my otp.

>>3131367
Lol. maryjane/ai-honey?
I'm thinking ai-honey/maryjane. Just because if thought in that way, ai-honey is totally topping in that relationship. But that's just me. ai-honey scares me so I see her as a strong woman.

>>3131365
You know, I miiiiiiiiiight, but at the same time, if it's between two people, I probably wouldn't share.

Aaaand here come the tripfags trying to weigh in to get their share of the attention.

>>3131377

O hey look, it's the lonely anon who never leaves cgl and doesn't realize camwhores get shit on in every other board.

Welcome man!

>>3131353

I see you posting hobbes

>>3131377
I dunno man, I think maryjane is doing a mighty fine job of doing that herself.

but I will put my opinion out there cause I can and because I live in America where I get the freedom of speech.

Maryjane, get some fucking help.

>>3131339

Really now?

Morrissey invokes my current feelings on the subject.

>>3131363
That's it, I'm stealing your kitten.

But no really, I only meant to say if you have those sort of problems being here BAD. Go seek help. That's all.

>>3131385
OHFUCKYOU!WHY?!

>>3131342
This is my second thread I've posted about myself. The other one was 100% cosplay crit related. Go start your own thread about me if you think this one isn't good enough.

>>3131353
I think Masao is pretty attractive based on his internet persona. He also mentioned that hes pro in the sack. I can respect that. Hes a cool guy to talk to and has ballin' taste in wallpapers.
As far as physical- hell, no, as far as the whole fucking package goes, I'd have to say HardBzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzZzZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>3131385

ALL OF MY HATE

>>3131387

Not my fault you can't control your curiosity

>>3131388
Ok. I lol'd.

>>3131388
>BzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzZzZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.

>>3131388
>ballin' taste in wallpapers

This is the gayest shit I have ever heard.

>>3131384
So you came into the thread to try to get people to talk to you because you're angry and jealous that someone is getting attention that isn't you. Gotcha.

>>3131376
You're a sweetheart!

>>3131384
( o Y o )

Emmjay put on your Asuka wig and a red longsleeve shirt.

>>3131400
I don't have one. Why?

MJ is awesome because she's a cute funny slut and she knows it and has fun with it.

Other tripfags are annoying because all they do is try to get people to pay attention to their stupid opinions like anyone cares and believe they can become internet famous just by posting a lot.

>>3131403

It's a simple shirt how can you not have one?

This is not meant to be mean at all but I noticed your under eye circles in one photo. Are they genetic or just from lack of sleep and what do you use to cover them up, techs plz. I got a bad case of genetic ones too.

>>3131404
THIS.

>>3131398
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>3131414

At least I'm not some casual that enjoys Rock Band and WiiFit like you

>>3131404
No it's just sad. None of the tripfags have been this annoying since Spoony.

>>3131415
Haha yeah you're just some sedentary faggot who probably is at least 20 lbs overweight

What color panties do you have on?

What is your natural hair color?

>>3131415
Wait, what?

>>3131409
I'm a clinical insomniac, other than that I'm sure stress and poor diet play into it somehow. Anyway I have no clue how to cover them up. My make-up skills are about on par with a 6 year old girl. But from all the design courses I've taken, my best guess would be to add a yellow tinted foundation under your eyes. As you have seen, I have no idea how to fix them.

>>3131308

>I still however find it sort of hot.

Good enough for me!

Also, where have I been since 8:23? And why do I have no booze...

>>3131433

Answer me this: How have you REALLY been feeling lately? Considering everything that's happened

>>3131422
Black.
>>3131425
Ash blond. It looks horrible so I change it frequently.
Pic related, its my shitty new sunburn and sort of my hair color.

>>3131451
>>Considering everything that's happened
You mean here or in my own life? Nothing here phases me really. Its all just good fun.

If I dressed up as shinji with a big boner, would you kiss it?

>>3131455
Jeeezzeee put some lotion on that, baby.

And grow your hair out. You look good with long hair.

>>3131467
Give me a picture of you right now with a timestamp or my name and trip and I will decide.

You know, I've seen a lot of MJ threads... and I don't think I've ever seen a Tinychat request. THE FUCK!?

>>3131504
Give me about 10 mins and we can.
Cgl chat? :/

>>3131513

In4win

Of course, a tinychat goes up at the same time 99.8% of my bandwidth is allocated to torrenting.

>>3131513
>Cgl ch@t?
Please don't, nothing against you but we don't need a bunch of idiots in here asking to see your boobs.

>>3131529

Good thinking. We'll do enough boob asking for them. Wait, I mean...

So MJ do you have any hot (female) friends that like skinny geeky guys?

>>3131529
Speak for yourself. cglchat could definitely use more hot women. There's only like 1 in there at a time, ever.

>>3131462

In your own life

>>3131541
>There's only like 1 in there at a time, ever

Stop going on at 1 in the morning then

>>3131545
Sorry bro but Hatsuu and maybe Senil are the only hot girls there. The rest are homely as fuck but you've probably spent so much time kissing their ass on /cgl/ that your standards have dropped.

Well shit, I'm going to have to miss this one, babe. I'm on my way to the emergency room. O_o Apparently my mother took a flying leap right onto her face.

>>3131564
Cheap face lift?

STOP ENABLING THE ANNOYING SLUT

IGNORE HER AND SHE WILL FUCK OFF

>>3131554
Hot Girls of CglChat

Hatsuu
Senil

I was trying to think of more but none came to mind, kind of sad.

>>3131580

This. ITT virgins.

>>3131583
G

For TC regulars you know what I mean

>>3131583
there are alot more hot guys than hot girls in cglchat

Diavolo
Volpin
Mika
God
Coffee
Maguma

>>3131554

>Hatsuu and maybe Senil are the only hot girls there.

Yeah, but there's a few more. Just depends on who's on.

Also, don't fucking forget DIO.

>>3131597
>>3131600

DIOMIND

>>3131589

I-I can't believe I helped create that monster..

>>3131604
datsexyaccent

>>3131600

name some for me

>>3131597

Remove Maguma and I'd agree

>>3131628
Meh, opinions

>>3131597

Again, ITT : virgins

It's funny how all the tripfags rush in to try to get the thread to be about them.

>>3131620

Hatsuu, Senil, Jynx, God, Dio, Precious, Ash

>>3131664

It's called hijacking...wat, is every anon here a fucking nublet?

>>3131620

Sushimonster, Ai-Honey, Maguma

>>3131620
Most of what Masa said.

Hatsuu, Senil, Jynx, Precious and Sushimonster.

Why do you think you are pretty?

You aren't.

And it is annoying to see your whore ass think otherwise.

>>3131683
I'll give you Sushimonster but Jynx is eh and Precious looks like a gorilla

>>3131686
Wow, I think the same thing every time I see a picture of her.

i usually hate on all tripfags but mj is alright

>>3131686
I don't. I think I'm 6/10 AT BEST.

Anyway all, I'm going to go sing karaoke now. I'm sober again and feel the need to change that.

I will be back soon. I hope to have lots of answers to your questions then.

>>3131686
I think she's pretty. :(

MJ understands how to be a tripfag. To have fun and embrace being a whore.

All you other tripfags idiots spend too much time thinking this board is your own personal chat room and that you can become e-famous simply just by advertising yourself.

>>3131722
I would knock you down another notch because of the sunburn picture in this thread. Maybe even another for your normal sad whore personality. So I would say you are a solid 4 and a good shot at a 4.5 someday.

>>3131724
That's nice.

I have standards though.

>>3131727
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST ANYONE HAS MORE FUN AND EMBRACES BEING A WHORE MORE THAN TRYHARD THE GOD LORD OF FASHION

>>3131720

>>3131836
>>3131841
D: Please do not associate my waifu for this girl. Asuka, sure, I don't give a shit about, but not mai waifu.

>>3131891

You think cunnilingus is disgusting?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>3131694

To each their own at that point, but there's still a few others, that's definitely more than 2.

MJ, why did you want to become anorexic and/or bulimic? What is your weight now? Do you have more sickening pictures?

>>3131645

wouldn't that include you? :>

>>3131950

Of course not.

>>3131950
:> Nope, doesn't include him in the least bit.

>>3131953

but you're ITT

>>3131955
>>3131953

then his point is invalid

>>3131964
>>3131958

Prove me wrong.

Why don't you take your shit and move to /b/? no one wants you here

Hi there, I have a question

How often do you samefag yourself? Be honest dear, we won't judge...