Nothing?

Greatest Weeaboo Story is that of AofLA's Story at AX.

I believe this is best told by someone who experienced it.

Bump.

Not really that interesting, but a friend of mine caled me a weeaboo for cosplaying from KHR and she cosplays from Naruto all the time.

What.

I'm dressed up as my fairy character, some fat smelly weeaboo tackles me, "U R SO KAWAII FARRYYYYYY" My elf ears fell off and my skirt almost ripped.

She was like..three times my size, Jesus.

Went to momocon. Looked around. Considered Genocide. Fuck Naruto.

>>3108822
oh man. even the directors could see the rage that We had for our dear friend. God fucking dammit. I will not forget that night

I once saw some Final Fantasy fangirl insisting, with a completely straight face, that "Fallout is not an RPG"

Pic related: my face at the time.

>>3109388

>>3109388

it's a shootan game, duh

>>3109388

I have a friend who is really into visual kei and dresses oshare kei and decora all time, gotta say she's really good at it, and a nice and cute girl too, likes anime and shit from Japan but is not obsessed about it .

She has a blog, and she recently got a fan. An obnoxious, loud, completely weaboo girl who badly imitates her style (hair, clothes, way of speaking) stalks her all time by msn, telephone (yeah she got my friend's cellphone), promises to come to our city just to meet and "rape" my OMG KAWAII >w< friend and basicaly creeps us out everytime she contacts my friend or I.

Picture related, is the weaboo I'm talking about.

>>3109560
* cellphone number

My bad.

>>3109560
looks like a dark PT hahhahaha

>>3109560
give pictures of said friend so we can see if she's really good at it.

>>3109560
HHHNNNNNGGGG I WANT THAT CHICK'S ROOM.

Wood paneling <3

>>3109560

Holy shit, did she cut her bangs herself without a mirror? I'm no loli, but even I know that bangs are supposed to be straight across. Also, she needs to washed her damn hair.

>>3109667
Seconded. The moment I read that, my need to judge alarm went off with the rage of a thousand sirens.

OH /CGL/ WHY.

>>3109712
Looks like she was trying to look like Bou and failed.

My mum thought the same thing only she said it like "So the kid with the brown hair wants to bone the one with grey hair? AND it involves Disney?"

There is this guy that recently joined this forum that I go to all the time. He insists we call him Shu and that's his name, he claims to have an arranged marriage to a male that he hates at the same time, his whole life is basicly a combination of every generic yaoi manga plot ever.

I call him bob, shoe, and weeabob...hilarious

Also this person ----> http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9685689

Had to deal with her for four fucking years before she finally announced she was moving far away. I smiled so wide I had to look away or else I would be called rude or something...

She's always been a weeaboo and still is. I'm sure she always will be...she thinks she's hot shit too.

>>3108822
do tell?

>enter store
>stare at overpriced games
>stare at overpriced anime
>Nintendogs poster spotted
"OMG SUGOI NE THAT'S SO KAWAII THAT'S JAPANESE FOR CUTE DID YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW JAPANESE OMG I WANT THAT IT'S SO KAWAII DESU AND I'D NAME IT INU-CHAN CAUSE IT'S A DOG AND INU IS JAPANESE--"

>>3109737

Oh! I also forgot the time I cosplayed and these batshit insane fans surprise attacked me. They stuck a leash on me and I flipped out. When I got it off while they weren't looking I ran as fast as I could without looking back...

>>3109737
Ohman, she's totally Japanese.
Maybe her and Pixyteri can be friends, since they're both from glorious Nippon.

>>3109737
I know Weeabob.

Also, DEM PIMPLES.

>>3109747
Copypasta'd from my lj:

>"During the Q&A doug went up to ask in the most pathetically weeaboo way, why Anti spiral was an under appreciated character. he started out by saying "Miina-san, Konbanwaa" and bowed. Now yes, this is a respectful thing, but this is doug.... Then he asked his question but used so many fancy words and shit that he actually confused the translators. In the end they told him "His frustration would be resolved with the second gurren movie" during the start of dougs question, all of us were facepalming hard and the directors and animators could clearly hear and see us. Then after his question we just flipped him off and raged while the directors Lol'd at our hate of our good friend. I love you doug, BUT YOU ARE SUCH A WEEABOO UGH!!!!!"

I love you man.

>>3108822
I'm interested in hearing this story

>>3109793
see >>3109790

>>3109754

WTF?!

>>3109560

Who the fuck has wood paneling anymore? Does she live in a nast basement from the 70's?

>>3109754
Damn. Who the hell were you cosplaying as?

>>3109810

Shit was scary...

they just came out of no where...and my friends just said "Later!" and ran off, leaving me there with my girlfriend standing off to the side being shy about saying something!

>>3109830

Neku from the world ends with you...

I'm not surprised it would have weeaboos following it...because apparently the same people who made kingdom hearts made this game...

>>3109712
I think so...Visual kei hairstyles often have bangs that cover one side of the face, but they look nice and neat. This girl probably got a bad haircut. Also, she looks with that greasy hair in all of her photos.

>>3109835
Just thank your lucky stars you weren't Sho.

>>3109560
LAWL DEM BANGS

>>3109717
Oh, you're a clever anon. One of her kawaii desu nippon idols is Bou.

Pfft I'm fucking tired of this girl. You don't even imagine how much of a creeper she is.

>>3109843

I thank any force I can that I wasn't Sho...

The main reason she and her friend did this was because she was supposed to be Joshua and she claimed "NEKU IS JOSH'S!! DESUUUU"

and her friend said, "NEKU IS MINEEE" and they were basicly fighting over me...

>>3109560
Is that chick's name Cooper by any chance?

I was cosplaying as Graham Spector, and my friend introduces me to a girl that reall liked Baccano. I was looking at DVDs at a booth, and I turned around to say hello, and went back to looking at the anime. She hugged me from behind, pinning my arms to my sides and nuzzled my back. That was the most awkward 10 seconds of my life...

>>3109999
I'm just linking to this post, but really...this whole thread.
Why are people like this? What the fuck is up with this shit?

>>3109737

Name: Tsukiko Lawliet
Status: Married
Husband: L Lawliet
Kids: Mikami (3 years old), Maraia and Zakaraia (twins, 1 year old), Miyoko (newborn)
Ninja Rank: Genin
Sensei: Asuma
Age: 15
Species: Vampire
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Ethnic Background: Japanese

>>3110190

>>3110190
>married
>3 year old kid
>age: 15

Even her fictional world is fucked up beyond measures.

>>3110190
Oh, L. You pedo.

>>3110190

>>3110176

Social retardation coupled with:

Japan-is-a-paradise syndrome where all the superstars let you 'own' them as pets/slaves.

Everyone glomps, no exceptions.
Pocky and ramune everywhere, no exceptions.
Sushi every day, no exceptions.
Kimonos are for every-day wear.
Demons and devils and angels and half-animal people are fucking everywhere.
Every man looks like a woman and has had sex with their best guy friend/teacher/little brother, no exceptions.
Every girl is thin, full or half Japanese, is a Mary Sue and has super special powers, no exceptions

DESU DESU DESU GRORIOUS NIPPON~!~!~!~! "'=^-^="'

Which is why it's so lulzy for weeaboos who actually go to Japan and hate it.

>>3110190

- Tsukiko

Likes:
Black
Blood red
Dark purple
Rainbow
Emo people
Gothic people
Scene people
Evanescence
KINGDOM HEARTS! (sora!)
Death note (L)
Anime
Cosplaying
Roleplay
RPG's
My boyfriend (Taylor aka Hiro-kun)
Gay people
Bisexual people

Hates:
Pink (eew!!)
Preps (popular people)
Mean people/ stuck-up people
People who judge the LGBT community
Conformists
Light Yagami (Imagay)
Orochimaru
Voldemort

>>3109388
*laughs*

Only story I have are people saying kawaii and butchering Japanese words.

>>3110190

>I'm very creative and I have a HUGE imagination, just ask my friends. I still have imaginary friends, over 200 of them, and I'm 15 years old!

>>3110257
Please make it stop!

>>3110257

>>3110190
No...
>>3110257
NO NO...
>>3110263
NONONONONONONONONOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>3109737

>I am also diagnosed with schizophrenia.

I used to be friends with this girl, totally obsessed with Japan and anime. Insisted that we call her Miyaka, would call everyone "senpai" or 'kohai" or tag on chan to the end of your name, yada yada. Last I heard from her she was up in Chicago, trying to pass off as half asian, taking pictures of herself getting raped by tentacles fashioned out of fun-noodle pool toys and whipped cream.

>>3110315
>Last I heard from her she was up in Chicago, trying to pass off as half asian, taking pictures of herself getting raped by tentacles fashioned out of fun-noodle pool toys and whipped cream.

>wtfamireading.jpg

>>3110230
>Demons and devils and angels and half-animal people are fucking everywhere.

>>3110315
>Last I heard from her she was up in Chicago, trying to pass off as half asian, taking pictures of herself getting raped by tentacles fashioned out of fun-noodle pool toys and whipped cream.

oh god i lol'd so hard irl. thank you anons.

moar?

Oh man, I have no such stories because everyone at my school, it was kinda like a boarding school, was normal apart from me and a friend.
The japanese people in the school read manga and watched anime, but we had no weeaboo who insisted on saying "desu" and "-chan".
And Nobody knew I watched anime and was into cosplay while I was there.

bump for moar

I made this friend at anime club once. She was a little full on about her obsession with Sonic and manporn, but seemed like an alright girl, and hey, I was into yaoi too at the time. We went clubbing one night (back when I still did that shit) and then headed back to my place to dry out.

So the next day we get up and my mum has very kindly made us breakfast. We all sit in the loungeroom and she asks my friend about her interests.

RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

The girl just WOULD NOT shut up about how much she liked Sonic porn. She sat there for two hours babbling to my mother, who could hardly get a word in edgewise and knew nothing of da Jap cartewnz, about how she loved drawing fan art of Sonic and Tails getting it on. She had all these fan characters which she gave the ENTIRE biographies of, speaking of them as though they were real people- "I remember the time Sonic and X went on a camping trip, and then they made out and it was SO KAWAII!" (Yes, she used lots of Engrish). Then she got onto the subject of hentai, and how the Japanese made cartoons of porn and how she liked watching them so she could copy the expressions in her fan art.

Mum just sat there in polite silence nodding her head. I tried to cut in multiple times and change the subject, but it was like trying to stop an oil tanker with a life raft. She was like some fucking Autistic who was obsessive over one particular thing, except that she was perfectly healthy. Ugh, most embarrassing hours of my life. After she'd gone, Mum turned to me and said "Well, I didn't know hedgehogs did that sort of thing."

>>3110587
Damnit, the 40 year old Chinese sallary man is sold out.
I bet he looks damn fine in a business suit and tie.

The chinese 40 year old is 120Kg XD

>>3110257


15 or not.... bitch needs to learn about makeup

>>3110587
>"Well, I didn't know hedgehogs did that sort of thing."

Best part of the story.

>>3110587
Couldn't you of just screamed at her to shut up?

Well I want to know how most Roxas cosplayers, you know who you are. Are usually hefty/ overweight young girls who buy the costume from Ebay make a Keyblade out of Tinfoil using the guide that their friend gave them. And go in fucking groups of just Roxas and hanging out near the Yaoi without knowing my seething hatred for them. I pass them time by time because some of the more tame art is quite nice. Same girls are still there shoveling out wads of cash for the badly drawn disney stuff and carrying their overpriced Yaoi paddles.

How can they live with themselves knowing they are failing so hard when they get so much help! And I know I'm not alone in seeing and thinking these things.

>>3110692
I was trying to be civil :<

Worst thing to happen at a Con with Weaboos was a few years ago at my first con, I decided to dress up as Stein from Soul Eater since it was a nice simple costume, I was happily wandering the convention by myself. Suddenly I hear the shrill screech of "Kawaii" and a heavily overweight girl and I mean about 19 stone of girl somehow got into a Maka costume and charging straight for me. Not knowing what to do, my feet had frozen and before I knew it I was slammed against the floor, having difficulty breathing. Worst thing about it, when I was on the floor she whispered in my ears she wasn't wearing panties. I pushed her off and went to the nearest bathroom and threw up. I am a strong stomached guy, but I don't want a whale to tackle me and announce she isn't wearing underwear. I was just a boy! I was only 15 at the time.

>>3110257

>>Preps (popular people)

What the fuck? Not all Preps are popular and not all popular people are preppy. This bitch needs to either get off her fucking computer and go outside or use her computer for some basic researching skills rather than for writing stupid KH faggot fanfiction.

>>3110587
Oh man, that had to be painful. I had a friend like that. At least she had the social grace to not talk about porn to people it's not appropriate to, but she will talk your ear off about her latest obsession, doesn't matter if she's already told you about the game/whatever a million times, she will just keep going, it's all very one-sided.

Granted, she wants to be a teacher and actually has a good knowledge/interest in history, so her ability to talk repeatedly about a particular subject might work out well for her. She could get paid to have the same discussion four times a day.

Repost, but one of my roommates told me one day that "sleeping the Japanese way" was the best way to sleep. By "Japanese way" she meant sleeping with your feet uncovered.

Anime Boston 2010, I was ascending the escalator Friday morning to meet up with my girlfriend. All the escalators are connected, and I was in my Shuichi Shindou costume (The Concert Uniform/Rage Beat), and I'm a guy of 23 yrs of Age.
As I was ascending the escalator, a weeaboo of about 14-16years of age, size is on the "Plump" side, was on the descending escalator and in a high squealing pitch yelled out "SHUICHI". Now I'm used to the yelling and glomping, and to this day I have not hit the floor yet, but this girl had no self-control.
She decided to hop from the descending escalator to the ascending, while she's running down the ascending escalator straight at me. She leaps, latches on, and I'm in a fight for my life for I do not want to die.
Lucky me, I was able to hold on till I got to the top, and then I proceeded to rip her a new one by bashing her costume and why she was a worthless spec of oxygen.
She cried and ran off, I felt this was a win for I lived through a horrifying experience, and I got a favorite character of hers to completely annihilate her. ^^

>>3110809

fuck. yes. Brofist.

>>3110822

Bro-fist accepted!

>>3110750
>>3110809

Oh dear lord, I'm planning on going to Anime North next year but not if I'm going to have to experience something like that. I treasure my body for christs sake.

Does anyone have any idea if it's the same in Anime North or are they mostly tamed, civilized, a little stocked people?

>>3110809

Surprised that the escalator did not break when she "hopped" from one to the other

>>3110856

I'm surprised she didn't get in trouble for that shit.

>>3110854

Dude, all I know is that Boston is not tamed at all. Hell NYC has more respect than them.

As for Anime North, I've heard good things, but I am never able to make it. So, its a risk, but as long as you don't dress up in something that is "rape-able" toward crazed weeaboos/fangirls/fanboys...then u should be fine

>>3110865
Thanks man. I was a little shocked for a second. But mad props to you for showing her proper manners, bitch deserved it.

I was thinking of doing a K-On cosplay since it was simple enough but I'm not so sure now. It seems pretty well-known and is stereotypically "Moe Moe KYUN~"...

But thanks anyways for telling me!

Dear god, I always hear these stories about weeaboos coming out of nowhere, yelling KAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and throwing themselves on unsuspecting cosplayers.

Are anime cons always like that?

>>3110879
YES.

>>3110879

Apparently they are.
I remember last year, at some local, small con, there was some Ed cosplayer. I think he was okay, and around the right height.
He was walking all leisurely there, when suddenly there was heard this loud, high-pitched scream "THERE HE IS--!! ATTACK!!", and this insane group of girls glomped him. Poor Ed screamed in terror/pain.
I couldn't help but feel sorry for the guy.

I also promised myself I'd never cosplay anything popular. ( Was cosplaying Keiichi of Higurashi in the said con. My friend was Rena. )

>>3110876

Bring a Blunt object for protection, or if one does tend to "charge" at u for being MOE, u have full right to defend yourself, so break the little fucker.

>>3110879

Not every single con is like that. Granted u will run into a few, or hear them, but don't let them ruin your great time. If u to as many cons as i did in the past, hell u will see the "regular weeaboos" everytime.

I only have 2 friends that were weeaboos, but grew out of it like 2-3 years ago. So, Weeaboos can be cured.

>>3110879
With ~three years of ~4 cons/year I've only actually experienced that once. And it was a friend that was glomped.

/shrug

Take it as you will.

>>3110809

You sir, are amazing.

>>3110912
Thanks, I was thinking of making a fake guitar prop before but I really should now, just in case...
I could pull a Sid on those weeaboos, haha...

>>3110931
Thank You

>>3110936
Hell, if u have a Guitar Hero controller, use that

My god, reading these stories of fat kids just launching themselves at people to glomp them makes me really want to go learn judo and then attend a convention as a popular anime character.

>>3110980

I think if a bunch of people learned some basic fighting skills and actually USED them to defend themselves from shit like this at cons, then the attacks would drop dramatically.

pic related.

I guess this is kind of related.

When I was in high school there was this group of weeaboos that somehow learned I watched a bit of anime (like one or two shows). Whenever they saw me they would scream my name, run at me, and glomp me. One even jumped into my arms and almost knocked me down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l78n4vCCYKw

This should do it.

My boyfriend got a retail job last month. One guy got hired around the same time he did. He realized the other guy was a total weaboo when their boss told him to do something and he walked off going "NANDAYOOOO."

I'm not making this up.

I work with a girl who is a total weeaboo. Whenever someone comes into the store speaking Japanese, as soon as they leave, she's all, "Kawaii deshita~~~!!!" And she's constantly saying things like "Nandayooo~~" and "Itaiii~!!"

She's several years older than me as well. God damnit, I grew out of that shit when I was 14.

>>3111012

that was actually kind of cute. bunch of kids playing around in costume and having fun, not jumping on people or laying claim to cartoon boys or groping people.

>>3111046

One of them is my younger sister and she has never done any harm or pissed anyone off. feels good man

>>3111051
>younger sister

>>3111051

d'awww.

>>3111076
I'm her older sister. and she's over 15 which means legal here

I used to be such a weeaboo in middle school. Forgot about it until I was cleaning out my room and found some of my old drawings. Half of them consisted of Beyblade Mary Sues and horrible Japanglish (Aren't they so KAWAIIIIII?? Kya neko neko-chan~~~).

Ugh. I am ashamed.

Once upon a time I enjoyed Death Note. Before I met the fans, and before I watched some even better anime, I thought it was pretty cool.
The person who recommended I watch it was a pretty well-adjusted girl, so I thought nothing of it. I didn't know anyone with the sort of obsessive personality that ruins these sorts of shows. (Except for one chick, but she won't watch anything more mature than Sonic the Hedgehog, so Death Note was too dark for her.)

Unfortunately, I created the sort of monster I had avoided.

This one chick I knew who didn't really watch much anime asked for a recommendation. I was in the process of moving on to bigger and better things, but I idly suggested she read Death Note, since I figured it was a good starting point for me, and it would be a good jump-off point for her, too, and she'd branch off to better stuff from there based on her own tastes.
But...
She got completely obsessed. Insisted on cosplaying Death Note every time we went out no matter how much I told her it was fucking stupid and regardless of the fact that I wore regular clothing. (And by cosplay, she meant, of course, wearing clothing that kinda sorta looks like what the characters wear without a wig. And this sometimes meant wearing white pajamas out to the mall.) And of course, she's a hambeast, too.

I have never met ANYONE as weeaboo as the one I have created. And I am ashamed.

She now makes videos of her being flogged by a transvestite while she's 'dressed up' (as dressed up as you can be while you're naked and have no wig) as Harry Potter characters.

Hrg, this girl I went to high school with pissed me off to this day. She talks in a forced 'high pitch' voice to sound like a little Japanese girl. All she does is use engrish when she talks, and says how she's going to go to art school to become a manga artist. Shit doesn't even pay well. I'm really good friends with her boyfriend, and she's completely COVERED his walls in her shitty art with comics about them and their relationship. She has NEVER once called her boyfriend by his name sense they have been together (3 years?) and calls him 'dana-sama' all the time. She purchases all of her cosplay, and buys at con outfits not even knowing who they are. She claims to love the anime Vocaloid (LAWL) She's fucking 21.

FUUUUUUU

>>3111159
Haha oh man you have got to post pics and videos.

I live with my grandma, who is japanese, to take care of her. So, last month I joined an anime club at my school, just to see what those things were like. A fat weeaboo that had like 34 pimples on her face started calling me by my japanese name and squealing ___-CHAN!!IRASSHAI!!
One day, my grandma called me while we were talking about characters and such, so I excused myself and went quietly into a corner to answer the phone. When I started to talk to her (she only understands japanese), my "friend" chimed in and grabbed my phone. Lulz ensued.
"Ohayou obaa-san! Wat-ay-shee wa Eh-mee-ri desoo! Wat-ay-shee wa ___'s friend! Koh-wah-ee hauuu!!!"
"..."
"Kufufufu, ano.... I have to turn the ceh-ru pho-o-no ofu nee? Bye-bye!"
And then she handed it to me.
My grandmother was never the same.

>>3111172
your grandma's language was just raped, of course she'd never be the same again.

>>3111172
holy shit i just
i just
FUCK

>>3111172

you should have cunt punched her.

>>3111172

please tell me you did something horrible to her. please.

>>3111172
>>3111182
Lul'd so hard. Your poor, poor grandmother.

I recall in highschool trying to converse with some Japanese exchange students, but I was never a huge frakin' weaboo about it. They were all very patient and appreciated the effort. But, you know, it wasn't a language rape.

>>3111192
I bitched about why the fuck would she take my cellphone from me and stuff like that, but when they're already at this stage, there's nothing you can really do about it other than beat the shit out of them. Which I didn't do because I like having a student number.
Did I mention that she had her personal yaoiboi? Oh yes.
I checked the fuck out of that club after one week, which is kinda sad, I'd have so much to tell /cgl/ about if I had stayed.

>>3110912
I agree. Some people who get attacked should just fucking hit them back. It's pretty close to being legal.

>>3111212
I don't have a specific story to top that one, but I started an anime club during highschool was also was driven away by the weeaboos. I couldn't comprehend that people did not grow out of the "kawaii yaoi desu nee" phase by the time they sprouted pubes.

A Konata cosplayer glomped me while I was wearing my Hatsune Miku costume. Shit sucked, since I had just used conditioner on my wig, and it was pretty much ruined.

Later, as I was combing it before the costume contest, she decided to glomp me again. My friend, being awesome, completely cursed her out and she ran off.

>>3110809
I don't believe you. No one ever tells these people off, everyone always wimps out....and even if you did tell her off, why would you do so by making fun of her costume?

>>3110809
Holy fucking shit, how did she DO that? I was at AB this year, the escalators are separated by a smooth metal incline, otherwise open on either side from the third floor to the first. Did she just...leap across? That's fucking insane.

I'm not really into the popular stuff, so I've never had a KAWAII DESU NE~ glomping fangirl, but creepy neckbeards are pretty bad, too. I don't mind hugs or anything, but it's a slightly horrifying moment when a huge guy's hugging you and won't let go and going on about how girls never like the stuff he's into and starts following you around the dealer's room and oh god I can't find my group somebody help--

He kept following me, I eventually lost him by taking off my hat and hiding in a crowd of people.

>>3111411

I know, right? Thinking of leaping over the escalators at AB, where you could FALL DOWN EITHER SIDE, really freaks me the fuck out.

There was this one kid at a small regional cosplay meeting. I was cosplaying as Sephiroth and thanks to her I knew again that this was a fucking bad idea.
she came up to me, tried to look cute (well, you know, the way hambeasts always try to look cute) and said I was her Daddy. I frowned and said I didn't have a daughter since I'm not too stupid to use condoms. She would not stop laughing about 'how veryvery funny!' I was, which pissed me off even more.
Then she took out her cell and showed my how incredibly awesome it was, since it could play 'One Winged Angel'. Of course now she had another reason to run after me all day long and play that damned tune...
Ever since that day, I've had an unconcious loathing against that melody.
I told her to stop that and it took her ages to tell I was serious about it. She still was on my heels and I began wondering where I could hide a corpse of these proportions.
All the time she laughed about the most boring sarcastic remarks I made as if it was the funniest thing she ever heard.
When my girlfriend and I had a photoshooting, she would not leave the picture, no matter how often we asked her to. She always said "but I can hide behind you!" which of course was as if an elephant pretended he could hide behind a lantern.
I got really pissed and told her the she should just fuck off but again she acted as if I was joking.
A friend of hours had to literally CARRY her away.
[TBC]

>>3111423

She was screaming all the time that she wanted to go back to us or some bullshit and we failed hard at ignoring it.
We were pissed off like hell.
At the end of the day, we went to McDonalds and she appeared at our table and asked us what 'we were doing here, since all others are at another table in the back of the restaurant'. Of course we had picked that table to be as far away from her as possible.
My girlfriend looked up at her and said with the most polite smile but a very sharp undertone: "Sorry, we're here to be with out FRIENDS."
Finally the hambeast left.

I still have the impulse to run away as fast as I can whenever I see her around.

There was a girl who used to come to my university anime club. Last year she had some kind of extreme sugar high during a screening night, and was literally BOUNCING AROUND THE ROOM. She wore a collar with a large bell on it, so her jumping around made a shitload of noise. One of the free snacks was mochi, so she took one and started squealing MOCHI, MOCHI and shit like that while bouncing around and squishing it in her hands. She also wore a tiger hat every day, including to lectures. She's in my program. FUCK

At one point I asked one of the club execs if she was "legit retarded" and it turned out she was autistic, but she's honestly pretty high functioning so I don't feel bad about thinking she's a complete moron.

>>3111423
>>3111436

>'a friend of Hours'+ over 9000 more mistakes...

In high school there was this hambeast weeaboo who never put on deodorant..it smelled horrible.

Granted, she did draw anime well, I will give her that much credit.

But she gave her friends all nicknames, and she'd raise her low voice to a high one like such; MikuuUUUUUUUUU-chan! Sa-chaaAAAAAAN.

PISSED me off.

>>3110788
I've never seen/heard of actual Japanese people sleeping with their feet uncovered. Is this just an anime thing?

>>3110190
>L Lawliet
>implying that L's full name is L Lawliet
wat
also i didn't know there were ninja's in Death Note

>>3111594

That actually is his full name.
Sorry.

>Went to teeny-tiny con with my boyfran.
>Wore lolita dress.
>HOLY SHIT SO MANY FUCKING GLOMPS. D:

.__. And an L cosplayer kept grabbing me, and nuzzling my hair... Boyfran was piiiiiissed. :\

Also, Span-glish-anese -isn't- adorable.

"TU ES MUCHO KAWAII IS THAT YOUR UKE-SAMA??"

Phonetically, it was, "TOO EZ MUCH-OH KAH-WAY IS THAT YOUR YOO-KAY SAM-UH"

>>3111461
And, she would almost-moan it?

.__. There was a girl at my school, like that. She thought we were OMG BEST FRANS.

She was on my MSN, until she blocked me because I dissed her HAH-ZOO-BAN-DO.

>>3111647
>>frans frans
>>Friends

shut up sephora

Do people really say uke like "yoo-kay"? I have never heard this.

>>3111687
I have heard many times yaoi being spelled "Ya-wheee"

>>3111697

Ummm, yaoi does sound quite like ya-whee... Japanese people merge syllables like everyone else.

>>3111709
I have always thought it was spelled "Ya- oh- ee"

Oh well, the more you know!

But it seriously sounds funny to me for some reason when people say "ya-wee"

Meet Stalkerhime. Was at a local con with a small Beach group. Stalkerhime shows up and at first we're like "lol Orihime in a shinigami uniform :D" But then she starts asking for hugs from our frightening accurate Aizen. A lot. She starts following the group around even though we're all in our mid-twenties and she's about 16 and we weren't even really talking to her. Later she's hugging him and is saying stuff like "Can I be yer waifu Aizen-sama?"

After the day was over we went to crash in someone's apartment and he finds a shinigami Orihime figure in his pocket.

Creepy shit.

>>3111697
all the weaboos in my city say it like theyve had their toes stepped on (YOW-ee)

>>3111766
Ugly creeper

>>3111716
Its time to s-s-s-s-stick it up eachothers pooper!
ya-oh-ee!

>>3111766
Anime North?

>>3111766

Thaaaaaaaaat's frightening.

>>3111815
My god it is. I think I saw her too.

>>3111801
I lol'd

>>3111411
oh god yeah. An older looking neckbearded creeper got down on his knee and tried to give me a ring as I was trying to get into an elevator. I had never seen the guy before in my life so I was like, "UHH? I have a boyfriend sorry bye." I'm so glad he accepted rejection so well, I would have died if he had hugged me or anything, I mean, I could smell his BO even as the elevator doors were closing.

Outside the hotel, first con, first cosplay. Creepy Bleacher comes up to me and starts going on about his OC that would whoop Ichigo's ass etc etc. Feeling out of my depth, I mumble something about being cold to head inside. Instead of letting me leave, he hugs me to 'warm me up' and starts talking about how his friend ditched him and their room is empty. HINTHINT. He also stepped on my foot during this hug, which isn't creepy so much as lulzy.

Fortunately awesome friend comes, makes some excuse about needing to meet someone and literally pulls me from his grabby hands. Thank god for her.

itt: overly-passive socially awkward types get bulldozed by overly-aggressive socially awkward types.

>>3111801
I lol'd

What I don't understand is why the fuck do these people think it's okay to even touch a stranger, let alone take a flying leap at them? I'm happy to give sane, polite, non-creepy/smelly people a hug or pose with them for a picture if they ask, but what makes it okay to just tackle a complete stranger?

I have to say, most of you complaining about weeaboos sound like pussies. If some sweaty hambeast attacks me there will be blood and tears, and they won't be mine.

>>3111968

Exactly that. It taught me to tell people when they're being too familiar.

>>3111981

right, you have to stand up for yourself. be direct and forceful. speak loud and clear.

when your boundaries are violated there is no reason to be polite, and you don't look cool when you act nice to someone and then laugh at them behind their back. have the courage to laugh in their face.

I don't take shit from creepy cosplayers

there were these derpy Links with a very realistic heavy shield and sword and were poking and generally being an ass to everyone and trying to poke girls from behind.

Just as they were going to touch my little cousin with the master sword I stepped in time to stop the sword from it hitting my cousin's head and glared at them.

Appearently, they were pussy enough to back off and even apologize.

Fucking idiots

>>3111621
Really?
I have learned something today

I met a friend of a friend at the library who was complaining that her laptop had a "virus" (was just a shitton of adware-- she had absolutely no protection at all and constantly downloaded shit from seedy places). I offered to fix it for her, so she took her computer out of her bag and started idly chatting with me while I figured out what was up.

As soon as it booted up, she (very loudly) pointed out that her desktop was always SASUKE-SAMA because he was her husband. Okay, whatever.

Then she thanked me for helping her get rid of the adware, because apparently it always hijacked IE and she couldn't get into any chatrooms to find "her real Sasuke." I kind of laughed a bit and said that online dating was the pits, and she agreed, saying, "I know! I've contacted so many men, but they always reject me!"

Before I could be polite and say "that's too bad" or something, she starts telling me in DETAIL how she grooms gay singles chatrooms for men (not bi men, she specifically told me that bi men were "fakers," she wanted a GAY MAN). Apparently she'd found the single most polite chat on the internet, because whenever they found out the person coming onto them did not, in fact, have delicious cock, they'd assume she was some kind of braindead teenager and calmly explain that they were not interested in women.. to which she would reply, "Nonono, it's okay! I LOVE yaoi!"

And she had no fucking idea why it wasn't working.

>>3112008

>>3112008
>I met a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of another friend's boyfriend who was a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend and...

Cool story bro.

>>3110257
Reminds me of that Ecstasy aka Darks picture
>>3110587
>"Well, I didn't know hedgehogs did that sort of thing."
Fucking lol. At least your mom seems cool.

Not a long story

This was my first cosplay. I was Zero from Code Geass. Im walking downstairs to go eat lunch with some friends in like a lounge area away from the main con. Some crazy fake high voiced lolita esque chick starts screaming my name and yelling " Lelouch kun!!!!!!111!!!1*insert japanese bullshit* and being my first time with this experience I was literally shaking from uncomfort when she came up and hugged me. She left telling her friends she thought it was weird her husband was shaking @.@

I avoid weeaboos like the plague. Fortunately, I'm in my late 20s and anime nerds weren't as intolerable when I was in high school. Still, in my senior year, when I thought I'd be just about the only hardcore anime fan at my school, there came a flood of weeaboo freshmen. They made me their goddess (or "sempai" sometimes) and they would come by me and my friends being high-pitched and annoying - rambling about yaoi and giving everyone a Japanese name.

You guys gotta learn to Heisman these bitches

Get your legs spread for maximum support and hold your arm so her head will hit it head on. Holds that bitch no matter how fat she is.
Note: She will either be mad or loves you too much and will think your being funny, but at least you don't get tackled.

>>3112152
That sounds like a lovely idea, but I am a 90lb weakling, how can I stop a raging hambeast?

>>3112159

Carry heavy prop.

Yell, "Props to your face, hambeast!" when they charge and smack them in the face with prop.

>>3112175
except they are a 90lb weakling so how will they homerun swing a heavy prop?
plus, that was absolutely terrible, my god.
for the love of god, hire a better writer.
then fire him and get a better one than that.

>>3112187


>:

>>3112192
oh god i'm a monster

>>3112187
That was an awesome pun, and you should feel bad for dissing it.

Also yeah, I can't carry a heavy prop around. I can run good though.

>>3112203
what no it was honestly terrible done as a pun but i feel bad for making them sad. it just doesn't make any sense.

>>3112215
It makes sense!

The hambeast is trying to give you props in her own smelly, backbreaking way, and so you give her the props she deserves by hitting her in the face with a heavy prop!

...IDK, I thought it was funny.

>>3111586
I think it's just something she might have seen in ONE series. I mean, the idea of sleeping with uncovered feet isn't BAD if you have problems overheating, but the "Japanese Way?" So weird.

I was just arriving to my first con. I was dressed as Rin from Vocaloid. Just as I walked through the door and tried to get my name tag....OMG RIN-CHAN!!!!11! YOUR MY BEST FRIEND! DESU! I didn't know ANY of them. There were 3 of them. Miku with glasses and acne, hyperactive Neru, and I can't even explain the Haku. They followed me every where until I told them that just because our characters were friends doesn't mean that we were friends...

My bestfriend and now girlfriend used to date this one guy a long time ago that was, and still is, the definition of creeper.

When she broke up with him he started bawling, and I mean literally crying his eyes out, and screamed about how much he needed her and that she couldn't leave him. She did in fact leave him and when she'd made it clear that it was over between them he started to stalk her. He would turn all the way around in his seat on the bus to stare at her ALL the way in the back of the bus. He'd do that the whole ride. Then he'd go to the street where she lives at and stand at the end of it and just stare at her house. Yeh. Creeper.

That was a couple years ago and now he goes to the cons that we go to. He wears the Naruto jacket my girlfriend gave him to every con (It was HUGE on her) and wears it with jeans, no wig, and one of those crappy thin metal headbands. He doesn't bathe either and he has this really annoying egotistical attitude like he knows EVERYTHING there is to know about anime/Japan, which most of his facts are either rumors or just wrong. At the last con we went to he did a last-minute skit with a bunch of other weeaboos that had no plot, no recorded stuff, and horrible cosplays. They basically just dragged another Naruto around the stage on a leash.

What sucks is this guy works at the Kroger closets to our place. FFFFFFFFF.

le bump

I have NEVER been glomped. Ever. Is it the fandoms I cosplay from? Does this only happen to people who dress as Naruto, Bleach, and Square-enix characters? The most I've ever had is an excited pair of 13-year-olds run up and cutely ask for hugs and pictures.

>>3114473
Any super popular animu with retarded fans is going to get you glomped, man.

See, these are the stories that have made me shy away from cosplaying. Hopefully a B.S.A.A. agent isn't glomp worthy.

>>3114483
I've cosplayed from Vocaloid, Haruhi, Zelda, DBZ, and Digimon, and still no glomps.

>>3114485
Well, at many cons, unwanted 'glomping' is banned. Y'know, considering it's basically illegal anyways.

Personally I've never been glomped without being asked for permission. If you are, though, always feel free to report rabid glompers to Con Security, and have them banned for the remainder of the convention (and possibly future conventions!)

>>3114511
Maybe you're just ugly. :(

>>3114527
I knew someone would say that. From what I've seen, you don't need to be good looking to get glomped. And I'm no hambeast. I'm no model, but ugly? Nah.

I'm just wondering what the common denominator is. Maybe being a less popular character from a popular show gets less glomps? But irdk.

I've only ever been forcibly glomped against my will once, and it was because I stood too close to a glomp circle.

Cosplaying as someone with TB, I found it was nearly my duty to start coughing as hard as I could into a bloody rag.

You would not believe how fast they cleared up.

I usually get glomped, grabbed, groped, hit, spanked, kissed, smelled, and have generally unpleasant things done to my while in cosplay at any given con. After it happening so often it kinda doesn't bother me so much. Yeah it's fucking annoying but it's tolerable. You kinda lose your sense of personal space after all that crap.
Haven't gotten genuinely mad at somebody for touching me at a con since AX '07 when some faggot bleach cosplayer tried to put a stamp on my face. Told him to stop and he didn't, so I grabbed his wrist and cracked it in my hand, gave him a look on the lines of I WILL KILL YOU, and told him once again to stop. He stopped and never bothered me again. Felt great.

>>3114548
I approve of this method.

Weirdest weeaboo experience I ever had was when my friend, my girlfriend, and myself had a small Naruto group for Sac Anime last summer because we didn't feel like actually bothering to make new cosplays for it... My friend was Hidan and had a butterfly net as a prop in addition to Hidan's actual weapon. She decided to carry the actual weapon, and I was carrying the butterfly net for her.
Anyway, my girlfriend, who was cosplaying Sasuke, was walking behind us when all of a sudden, some Naruto cosplayer creeps up behind her and tells her "I'm going to stalk you now." So I whip around, put the butterfly net over this girl's head, and announce loudly "HOORAY, I CAUGHT A STALKER!" before quickly removing the net. The girl creeped back, muttering about how she decided she wasn't going to stalk us anymore.

>>3114538
Relax, bro/sis, I was just joshin. I'm sure you're as beautiful as the setting sun.

>>3114615

That is amazing. I tip my hat to you, sir.

I've been going to cons for three years, and I am truthfully that I've never had to deal with these people. The weirdest person I had to deal with was a woman at ALA last year, who asked everyone who was in costume for a picture. I am literally talking everyone. She would get a picture of one person, ask, "Can I get a picture?" the person would say yes, and pose, picture would be taken, she would then turn to another cosplayer, standing right next to the former, and ask the same thing, "Can I get a picture?"

At least she was polite about it.

>>3114698

Yeah, I remember her. It was a little weird. She was jumping around the masqureade pre-show taking pictures.

MOAR

FUCKING MOAR

at a con with my sister(older bro and money man), she's derssed up as konata blue hair too and some girl yells her name and goes in for a hug and gets pics. I just stood there and watched for the girl was younger than my sister and short.

This.
Just this.
I'm scared.
It kept touching me.

/wrists

A couple of years ago, when my friend and I were wee weaboo freshmans, we decided to cosplay pokemon. My friend, whom I'll name Pepi for this story, cosplayed Misty. Every minute in that fucking con, random black men kept coming up to Pepi, asking if she was Misty (like it wasn't obvious she was). Then they all proceeded to compliment her on her belly button ring and stare at her tits. Its safe to say Pepi doesn't wear the ring anymore

>>3114755

What the fuck is that?

>>3114779
It [Still don't know if it was a guy or girl] asked me: "Do you want to become one with mother Russia?"
And I replied, to the best of my abilities [It stank]: "No... I've seen what happens to the other countries when they become one with Mother Russia." Gave it the most disgusted look I could and walked away.

Oh god, so I went to Momocon this year with a group of friends, we all went as Link in different colors, and there were so many anime gangsters, like no joke. They looked like they were part of the West Side gang but with pikachu plushies in their saggy jean pockets. I thought I was gonna get mugged, as racist as that sounds. The worst thing was, every one of them had Naruto headbands, EVERY FUCKING ONE MAN

So I was at -insert shitty weeaboo convention already mentioned a few times here- in March.
I was sitting with my friends in the eating area enjoying a lunch when this 300 pound neck beard walks back in, I kid you not, a Bleach robe OVER an Akatsuki cloak.
I stopped him and asked if he was cosplaying a weeaboo.
He looked confused and told me no.
I told him to have a nice day.

>>3114790

Weaboo gangsters. They'll fuck your shit up.

>>3114800
Droppin' triforces baby

>>3114755
"Do the roar."

>>3114810

Weaboo Gangsters: They can't triforce.

>>3114818
Touche

My boyfriend was one of only 2 Kyons at Manifest last year, and I was one of the 13 Haruhis.
He told me that whenever I left his side for even 3 minutes, he was dragged away to get pictures with people; and only one of them was anoher Haruhi (Apparently a large one, at that).
One of the others in my group was walking with him to get food, when they were both tackled by 3 extremely large "casual Naruto" girls. (headbands, jeans, Naruto jacket)
My other friend wasn't even cosplaying.
I lol'd.

>>3114790
No, no, it's SO FUCKING TRUE. Don't feel bad!

bump

>>3113852

Dude that's creepy. If it's bad enough get a restraining order for him.
Seriously I wonder how these people even manage get jobs in the first place.

>>3110190

Bump

I've got a story.

First cosplay (but my second con), back when I was in high school. My mom was driving my friends and I to and from the hotel and everything (Yeah, I know, but none of us had a car at the time) because we weren't staying in the con hotel. I was dressed as Dimentio, from Super Paper Mario, because I thought it would be an easy first cosplay (it ended up looking pretty terrible anyway, but that's beside the point (I've gotten better since then)).
So, my mom calls me to try and figure out what we're doing for lunch. I kinda move to one side and am clearly on the phone, when suddenly...

"DIMENTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I am hit by a flying hambeast (who I think was wearing a Harley Quinn costume, but it was really hard to tell what with the fatness and all), while on the phone with my mom. I belive the conversation went something like this:
Me: "Yeah, I think I saw a Rally's when we were driving up hAAAGHHHWHAT"
Mom: "Are you okay? What happened?"
Hambeast: "AAAHHHH DIMENTIO YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I LOVE YOU"
Me: "I'm on the PHONE. HOLD ON."
Mom: "Hello?"
Me: "Uh, yeah, just take us to Rally's. We'll be outside. *click*"
Hambeast: "OMG YOU HAVE TO LET ME TAKE A PICTURE AAAHHHH"
Me: "Uh... okay..."
Then she took a picture, gave me another hug, and ran off.
I wore normal clothes for the rest of the con.

>>3108629

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>>3114615
>Crossplaying naruto
>Putting net over strangers head because they dare speak to you
>Humiliate them by screaming that they're a stalker
Sorry bro, but you sound like the D-bag here.

>>3116279
Oh wow creepy Naruto girl, I didn't know you went on 4chan.

>>3116289
>Implying my post didn't make it clear that I hate naruto
You huttburt?

>>3109388

its not an RPG, its oblivion with guns.

>>3116279
Dude, I don't think you read all of that guy's story.
Some creepy person WHISPERED IN HIS GIRLFRIEND'S EAR THAT THEY WERE GOING TO STALK HER.

If anything, I would be thankful of OP if I were the one be 'saved'. The bitch had it coming. You don't do that to a stranger and expect to get off Scot free, let alone be allowed to actually follow the poor girl.

I was sitting at the edge of a wall with a couple of friends near a circle of chubby lolita girls with their Dolphie dolls, and one was just constantly ranting on how her doll is married to this doll, and how this doll is their love child and oh he doesn't like to drink mountain dew or he'll stay up all night, shit like that
Dolls aren't real, GDIT go outside

>>3116313
It doesn't say whispered in ear. She was probably just really socially awkward and couldn'y figure out how to just say 'I like your costume'. That shit would be creepy normally, but in an anime convention its pretty normal, and easy enough to laugh off.

>>3116308

Son, I think you have reading comprehension problems. I'm completely serious.

>>3116333
uh, thats probably not it. the chick was a weaboo hambeast, and probably watched too many animes and began to think that stalking someone is like, super cool, and makes you just like that hawt anime character, and everyone will love you for being a stalker. to make her embarrassed for thinking such a thing was probably the right way to go. social education, ftw.

pic related

>>3116333
It's creepy in any situation. No she didn't "whisper it in her ear", but she practically put her chin on my girlfriend's shoulder when she said it, so she may as well have.
And I wouldn't say she was socially awkward, because she was there with no less than four other girls, all in shitty Naruto cosplay, all giggling, and all probably egging her on to do it.

>>3116350
but since shes a narutard, shes probably never even watched rosario, and only lives for naruto, so id think itd be more towards pic related

uhm, it's not as if putting a net over her head will kill her anyway, I thought it was a pretty funny way to tell her to back off.

Bumping this thread.

Wait a minute...
pics of said raep?

>>3110315
Wait a minute, do you have a link to said pics?

>>3116544
Seconding this request.

>>3116312

Fallout and oblivion are both rpgs, just not jrpgs.
PS play fallout 1 and 2, don't just base all you're ideas off 3

Nope.

No weaboo stories. I would say I'm thankful, but I really enjoy playing "observer" while casually and innocently encouraging self-destructive habits in others.

I should start wearing Kingdom Hearts t-shirts or something to get them to come to me. I saw a Heartless emblem tee at Trendy in Mitsuwa in San Diego the other day.

Decisions, decisions...

>>3110809
I like you.
What was her costume of anyway?

>>3114797

Luckily the only con I go to is pretty small (Setsucon), and the rabid weeaboos at least ask before giving hugs or glomping. My first time to it, as well as first cosplay, was Tuxedo Mask since the people who invited me had a Sailor moon group. Had one 13 or 14 year old girl dressed as Naruto ask me for a picture and a hug, so I obliged thinking nothing of it. She then ended up following me around the rest of the day trying to get in every picture. Second year I went as Sakakura from Bartender since I didn't have time to do something elaborate. I now am aware there's a character from some Antique Bakery manga (by the sounds of it, mostly borderline yaoi) that looks almost the same. Luckily 99% of the fangirls asked before glomping so I could tell them pictures only.

I was cosplaying Selphie from FF8 at Fanime. I didn't think she would be a glomp-worthy character but apparently she is to some people. While at the con, my boss calls me to ask me something. So, I start to walk toward someplace quieter when this guy follows me. I thought he was just going the same way I was. In the middle of my phone conversation, he grabs me by the waist from behind and lifts me up and squeezes the shit out of me. I'm yelling and screaming over the phone and my boss thinks I'm being attacked, which I was. I hang up on my boss and I scream for the guy to let go. I start yelling at him and saying that it's totally inappropriate to grab people. Then, he tells me that I'm the meanest Selphie ever and runs away like a fag like this whole thing was a joke.

This was my first time ever being "glomped," but why do people think it's okay to hug or grab other people unexpectedly?? They could really hurt someone.

I was cosplaying the white Cendrillon version of Miku Hatsune at my local shitty convention and this stinky ass weeaboo that smelt like RANCID ONIONS comes out of nowhere and glomps me. That was a wonderful start of a day. Walk into the dealers hall in my ballgown only to be attacked by funk with legs. I couldn't get the smell off of me until I got home and wanted to burn that costume. It was a pain in the ass to wash that funk out.

I was in line at a fanima near ax last year, and some large cumdumpster weaboo ahead of me turns to some guy behind me and gushes " I love your hentai shirt!!" (he had one of those shirts with a chicken in a tie on it) She goes on and on for a bit and held up the line. I raged hard.

bump

I wasn't in cosplay or anything, just wearing my Mokona hat. This friend of my friend and I start chatting, and suddenly he swears I'm his childhood friend, that we played sandcastle crushing after school and similar shit
I go yeah right whatever, but he WOULDNT SHUT IT
Also, couldn't get rid of him, because he was in the same group of ppl, and I didn't want to spend the con alone.


>>3114755
brb tearing my eyes out

Not so much a weeaboo story, but it has to do with a fat creepy fuck I met at anime club so I guess it counts.

I usually don't go to anime club because quite honestly, I am not that big of an anime fan. But every so often the club leaders blackmail me into coming, so I go to get them to shut up.

Anyways, I decide to go one day and I met this blonde, triple-chinned hambeast of a man with a goatee. After club, a bunch of us went to subway to get dinner and it was on the way there that he started to act like a fucking creeper.

Other than asking me what my favorite dinosaur was, the first creepy thing he did to me was fucking grab my hand and start poking and prodding at it. He claimed that he was giving me a hand reading and that I am extremely emotional and that I have a hard time communicating with my Dad.

After that, he, I, and one of my friends sat down and we started talking about what we do in our free time. I told him that my life revolves around studying, subsisting, video games, and cosplay, and he was immediate to criticize.

"Wow you have a really boring life, don't you," he said "what is your astrological sign?"

"Aries" I replied.

"ARIES? I'M ARIES TOO. WELL YOU SHOULD BE GOING OUT, PARTYING, GETTING WASTED, AND HAVING SEX ALL THE TIME LIKE I DO!!!!"

I facepalmed.

This happened last september, so I don't remember much else of the conversation. He told us about how he used to be in the Army or something and he would go around sleeping in swamps and shit.

But I could never forget the end of our conversation when he told me and my friend that he had 5gb of text files on his computer on the mechanics of human genitalia. Honestly, I just met the guy two hours ago and he was telling me how my vagina gets wet...