There's a weeaboo at my school who made some shitty shota animation and proceeded to show it off. She has no shame! It bothers me that she is aroused by looking at animated little boys. Typical.

I have not met anyone with an interest in animation/anime/manga at my school that is not a weeaboo.

>>2840345
Oh well this is the only weeaboo...that I know.

There is one more that I know isn't moving anytime soon but she doesn't LOVEEE anime like this girl that IS moving away. This other girl dresses like a whore and steals people's boyfriends while at the same time loving her anime related art.

I could post a pic of the girl moving to Texas, but I would only do that if the people on /cgl/ don't try looking her up anywhere. She would instantly know it was me who posted the pics and ruin my life.

>>2840334
Who are you? <.<

My class used to put up a Renaissance Fair for the town every year. All the middle school classes got to put up a table and sell whatever they wanted, mostly it was jewelry or duct tape swords and shields and crap like that. They had to put up a banner on their table advertising what they were selling. Some girl from a grade below me was presumably in charge of drawing that banner for her homeroom. She drew the main character of Shaman King making a ^_^ v for victory pose. I don't know what this had to do with a Renaissance Fair.

Also I played the king in a play, and was the assistant for a horseshoe maker. Horse clippings do not smell good

>>2840364
Do it anyway. You can't be the only person who dislikes her. Besides, I know someone fitting her description who is also moving to Texas so maybe she's the same beast.

>>2840364
.. Unless she attends conventions, she's no problem of ours.

/r/equesting the fat chick with the double-ended horse dildo story.

Well, some art gallery opening at my college was over run by the anime club which was full of weeaboo. The fat weeaboo chick was the worst. Here's a list of what she did:
- Made a penis out of food on her plate
- Showed food penis to people. By showed I mean shoved her plate in their face and said "penispenispenis...."
- Yelled about how she loved meaty balls, while eating the meatballs that were served.
- Yelled about how she enjoys hot gayboy buttsex.
- Harassed me because I have an anime character cellphone charm.
- Got her entire club to do the can-can. Or tried. They were all quite fat so it wasn't happening.

The miracle of this is that an art department head banned them from future gallery openings. It was rather embarrassing to me for many reasons but glad to know they won't be welcomed back.

I knew/know some pretty bad weeabos. And I mean, they aren't incredibly annoying, in small doses. But these girls cros-play (badly), cosplay just as bad, and if it weren't bad enough they are OBSESSED with yaoi. Typical highschool over-anime-loving gals, but they went as far as to write South Park fanfictions, and cosplay as them to reenact it.
And to top it off, they were terribly immature. They loved the Disney Channel and sung Wizard's of Waverly place constantly. Luckily I only have to endure that when I'm invited to 'parties'.

>>2840370

I don't think you need to know my name, also i'm not stupid enough to give my name out on 4chan

>>2840375

She DOES attend conventions but not regularly. She only has enough money to go one day(usually saturday) and sometimes she skips years.

>>2840374
There are some people who I know DON'T lurk 4chan and would never even know of 4chans existance but they like her. She gained everyones liking when she came back from the mental hospital "not crazy" anymore

>>2840390
Just post the damn picture, you wuss. If she finds out and tries to make your life a living hell, all you have to do is ignore her and it'll drive her nuts because you aren't responding. The worst she can do is sit on you.

>>2840390
I just don't like when people take my pics and post them to places like, ED and 4chan...

I also didnt read that my pic was unrelated. Call me stupid :P

I hang out with this guy who's a cosplayer, he's not really a weeaboo, but all his friends are. So sometimes when I hang out with him I have to hang out with them. They're not all really fat or anything but they dress like and do the typical weeaboo things. I didn't know if my friend knew what a weeaboo even was or what he thought about them doing the really bad stuff.
But anyway I guess the miracle is here that one day one of the girls said "DESU!" and he slapped her across the face and said "WE DON'T SAY THAT HERE." None of them said anything like that ever again.

>>2840398

Fine, i'll post some pics. The only full body pics I can find of her have other people in them so i'm editing them out (don't want to drag them into this)

>>2840405
...

it sure didn't take much

We have a LOT of weeaboos in Texas. I know this one girl who moved here from Oklahoma, who is like 24 but acts like a 14 year-old. She acts like Bleach is as srs business as the constitution. She buys clothes from Limited Too because they are kawaii, and show off her huge white ass.

Makes matters worse, she has a lisp and is the kinda girl to sleep with 4 different guys at a convention.

Guh.

>>2840405
HURRY UP

>>2840416
Well I decided that there really IS no way she'll find out...but there is a part of me that says some idiot will find her, message her, she will instantly know I did this and try to get me expelled or something

>>2840417
Lots of hambeast weeaboos in Texas.

WTF IS UP WITH THEM HAVING LISPS, TOO???
Does your weeaboo have long, brown hair and buck teeth?

>>2840426
So long as the pic isn't pornographic, she can't do shit to you. Even if it was, it's her own fault for being an idiot.

Oh btw I am almost done editing them, but I wanted to say I can't find any of her in cosplay but...oh my god...I wish I did. Her cosplaying is just awful...

Here's a face shot of her though

>>2840431
This. Besides, if it worries you, post it and then delete the pictures after ten or so minutes.

Finished, here's the first full body of two

And thanks I will delete them after about 10 minutes or so

>>2840432

Last one, god I am so HAPPY she is moving far far away...

Sorry again, texans

>>2840440
Nothing bad here... other than her face

>>2840443
Yeah the pics don't really show her cosplay or how she really looks. But she is awful...she justs wears all this clothing that does nothing but show off her muffin top and...just awful...

>>2840427
No, she has short dirty-blonde hair and glasses.

She doesn't shower, so she always smells like old chicken soup... trust me, if you knew her, you'd smell her coming.

>>2840442
>>2840440
>>2840432

OP is said girl.
selfposter D=

>>2840456
Everybody knows that self posters use fat girl myspace angles, silly boy.

>>2840459
=( orite.

>>2840456
If I ever found myself on 4chan...I don't know what I would do...

But I am not her. I am just a classmate that is happy as the sunshine is bright that she is moving far far away

I just went to her facebook and jacked a bunch of pics is all

>>2840456
If you're saying it I know it isn't true

>>2840459
and a shitload of saturation.
Eh, this girl def. looks like a weeaboo. But none of the pictures you've posted are god-awful, OP, you shouldn't be worried. Thank you for warning us Texans.

>>2840471

Just doing my part. She cosplayed L one time and the wig was to small so her red hair hung out from a black wig

and as you can see her boobs are huge. She didn't bind so they hung out as well

It was horrible AND she wears it to school EVERY time we have a halloween thing

some boy in first year found out I cosplayed, was a gutsy little fucker and came over to me and said out right, some shit in japanese (I think it was introducing itself) and then started calling me a narutard for no apparent reason with desu on the end of most things, and he also had a one piece bag. Then protested how pirates > ninjas. So I had a bit of a go at him and made him cry. Felt kinda bad after.

>>2840334
OP pic is Krissy-chan?

There is this girl I used to feel bad for because people made fun of her and talked about her a lot...I found out why when she found out about my (used to be secret) love of playing the game pokemon. Now she finds me and won't stop talking about pokemon and it's making me hate the game. I just don't say anything or I say "Oh cool" or "Okay" the whole time.

She also touches me a lot and I was hanging out with this girl I liked a lot and she started petting the girl's jacket but then gropes her boobs...

She asked for my name once and I told her my name was the name of one of my friends and he took my name and now when we're around her we call each other that so she can't find us or something...

It's horrible

>>2840554
OP here again, sorry I just wanted to find a pic of a weeaboo and I searched "Weeaboo" in the google image search and I saved something on the first page and this was it

Back in middle school I moved to Florida and became "friends" with this weeaboo who was obsessed with Inuyasha. She had Inuyasha everything, she even grew out her fingernails so they'd be long just like his. It was disgusting. She was also an ugly hambeast but that goes without saying. Anyway, so she invited me and three other girls to a sleepover party at her house. I was too young to see that this was definitely a bad idea.

She first made us watch her burn disturbing Sims, but then we all went to bed. When I woke up, I suddenly found that I couldn't move, because the hambeast weeaboo was wrapping me up in plastic wrap. Yeahh... somehow I managed to sleep through all this, as she was already down to my feet. The other girls slowly woke up and just WATCHED instead of trying to help me.

She then proceeded to drag me, wrapped completely in plastic wrap, down the hall and into her parents room. She left me there and walked back to her room, I assume. I managed to break out of the plastic wrap and call my mom with the phone in the room, begging her to come get me. I ran outside without running into the crazy girl again.

My friends gave me my stuff the next day at school.


I posted this before and someone said it was similar to something that had actually happened in an Inuyasha episode......

I knew this greasy weeaboo who was some kind of middle eastern and pretended she was white.

Had to put up with her throughout middle school and grade 9 highschool then she moved away.

she was generally a piece of shit who mostly annoyed me because of her blatant lying about her WHOLE SELF. Nationality, name, etc. Anything ~japanese~.

I'd write more but i'm too lazy. she also looked like shit daily with badly bleached hair and long black roots.

>>2840417

Ellen.

>>2840647
BINGO.

Are there no cute weeaboo girls out there?

Not so much of a really much of a weeaboo story but this one guy who complains about not liking the college anime club was in my dorm room cause my roommate knows him. The fact that the club was planning some convention trip that I will never been interested in attending at. Went on how cosplay is so super lame and so uncool and only ugly people do it. I mentioned that I like to cosplay and I was planning on doing one this summer and oh boy did he change his opinion fast. Just very spineless of him.

>>2840609

That is completely crazy.

>>2840671

:D! I feel like I'm playing 'Name That Weeaboo attentionwhore dramafag!

Do I win a prize? :'D

Quick question, will anyone of your weeaboos ever evolve from their weaboo states? As in like will they ever realize the stupid shit they do is retarded and try to redeem themselves?

>>2840609
You shoulda called the cops, or kicked her ass.

>>2840719
You don't win a prize, but I am oddly warm inside that I am not alone in having the 'pleasure' to know this person.

Feels good, man.

Reading these make me feel so much better that my friends and I hide our anime love.

i went to high school with this weeaboo. she got picked on a lot, so i tried to be nice and talk to her. she turned out to be a real bitch. once i mispronounced a character's name and she flipped her shit. it was scary.
also took her yearbook photo while wearing a naruto headband. lol

>>2840721
None of the ones I know have.
Any ideas on how to 'cure' it? Without being TOO mean.

>>2840721
OP here, mine won't (the one moving to texas)

We have been trying for 4 years now to get her to figure this all out. We've even sat her down and told her about how she is an attention whore and a weeaboo. She came back a year later elling us she had changed and then went back to acting like she usually does.

So not mine, what about everyone else's? I'm sure that inuyasha loving girl didn't change...

Thank God I got into american comic books and 4chan, mainly /cgl/ first thru cos.com then to co and a, around 11th grade cuz I was basically king weeaboo, i acted extreme and crazy like taichi from comic party cuz i wanted to be that funny guy in a group.
My den of weeaboos was mainly girls, which makes the sausage fest that is my college group almost unbearable. I was lucky to befriend rather skinny weeaboos, they never did anything truly unhealthy. Except for 2 they were known to be weeaboos, still are :/

>>2840334
yay...more weeaboo in this texas :l God hope shes not rly bad as you say.

>>2840761
Assuming you aren't a weeaboo anymore, how did you come to realize you were acting retarded and change for the better? Is it like, something you have to see in yourself to change, or can someone open your eyes to it?

>>2840763

Actually i'm leaving out a bunch of stuff about her...there is just so much for me to tell about her and my headache is just to great to take the time to type them all...

>>2840785
Fuck you OP, nvm that face makes me rage :l dont want her near here.

>>2840755
I still have friends back in high school that is a huge group consisting of weaboos and annoying fangirls, they do really awful things like calling each other kh character names (since I was like the oldest in the group and tried to reign in their behaviors, they called me ManSex/Xemnes), show off their yaoi porn in their notebooks, oh and not to mention roleplay their kh character's undying love for each other really loudly. Other than that and a lot of other really embarrassing things, they are nice people deep inside.. I guess. Just really....umm like they have potential to grow some sort of acceptable social behavior.
Another question, what is really the difference between a weaboo and a really annoying and loud yaoi/non yaoi fangirl? It seems to me that the only difference is the whole wanting to be japanese thing.

>>2840817

She is moving to houstan...or right outside of houstan I don't care. She just keeps saying houstan so hopefully she isn't near you...

But if she is there is one short thing I can tell you without typing out some long story. She picks her nose...and eats it. In class sometimes.

>>2840753
I tried to cure one of my friends back in highschool, I told out straight that she was a weaboo and should learn better social behavior and propriety skills. The only thing she took from my conversation was that she learned how to justify that she wasn't a weaboo simply because she doesn't want to be jap. Thank god she still listened to me when I told her not crossplay as a little boy. She's somewhat reigned in her outrageous behavior, I guess. They won't change unless they want to, you can't force 'em to. I used to be one and thank god I grew out of that phase. Give them time, if they're young of course, they might, big emphasis on the the might, grow out of it. From what I hear of thing, quite a few of cglers used to be weaboos and fangirls/boys.

>>2840773
differnt anon, well I grew out of my phase when I entered highschool. I realized that I was an awkward social outcast due to my obsession with having nothing to due with anything that wasn't anime-related. A big change to my overall mindset was needed and thank god I've grown out of it. Hit a few bumpls along the way but I glad to say... thank god I don't have many pictures of my weaboo days.

I know this weeaboo hambeast. She's a friend of a friend of a friend who rooms with my circle of friends whenever we go to conventions.

She constantly insists on cosplaying skinny chicks fro Dead or Alive, like Ayane.

Hambeast + Ayane cosplay = Bleach to eyes.

She's quiet and tolerable when she's with one or two people she's used to being around. But when you put her in a room with five+ people, her outside voice becomes her normal voice. Every word that comes out of her mouth comes out as a scream. It's irritating.

She's always complaining about her weight, saying that she's so fat (she is), and if she's standing next to someone skinnier than her, god forbid someone mention the word 'bigger' in reference to her. She will burst into her usual tirade of 'You're calling me fat so now I'm going to go sit and my car and bawl and think about driving off a cliff BAWWW.'

She claims to have tried to commit suicide once, and dragged everyone she knew into. Even this girl who went to live in Florida for a few months. She made this whole show about turning off her phone and disappearing for a night to make everyone think she went and drove off a bridge and offed herself. Then soon after, she blamed one of my good friends, saying that that had told her to kill herself. Which they didnt.

Every time someone of the opposite gender approaches her, she acts like they're going to rape her and runs around behind someone and tries to hide behind them. At a convention once, she though it'd be a great idea to have a photo shoot in this back alley at 1 in the morning. Keep in mind that this was on 6th street in Austin, which is pretty much drunk hobo central. =__=

I'd post more. But I'm starting to lose interest. :/

>>2840870
Hold up there, anon. I think I know who you're speakin' of. Ikkicon. Bob Ross. Fireflies. Any of this a-ringin' a bell?

I'd say the weeaboos name, but she's a minor so.

>>2840890
So is Krissy.

>>2840890

Oh God. Yeah. I'm pretty positive you know.

>>2840909
Ahhhhhhhh yes, yes.
I wouldn't say she's a hambeast, but she is fat.
I think therapy has been helping a little, but she still has weeaboo "UGUUUUKAWAIIDESU" fits all the time.

I hope next con we go to, the same shit doesn't happen again. I'm not up to talking her through a depression for 12 hours again.

What do you guys think a "hambeast" is?

>>2840973
Someone like that fat Ciel with the back fat //lack of pic

Morbidly obese, not just chubby or even overweight--fat all around. Like, well, a pig.

>>2840973
the thing on the far left.

>>2840973
Hambeast
An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it."

got from urbandictionary

>>2840988
Does she think the black choker holds the fat back and makes her look sexy?

Fuck!!!!! Us Texans don't need another one!

>>2840973

>>2840999
I didn't even see the choker behind all dem rolls.

>>2840904
Less than a year away to be an unminor :P

>>2841000
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW GIFT.

>>2841000

I'm so glad she is any and most likely all Texans problem now

But remember, she will be in houston. Actually kind of just outside of it...but still.

I wasn't ever particularly weeaboo (my big fangirl phase struck in middle school during the height of Harry Potter books, so I was one of those dorks waving sticks around and having 'duels') but I hung out with a lot of them in highschool. They were okay for the most part, keeping their shame hidden in the classroom during anime club meetings, and the most obvious one was this redhead dramadyke with a naruto headband on at ALL times. But the worst .. oh lord. To call her a hambeast is sort of unfair, since we're both pretty big, but she didn't have the sense to dress to her body type no matter how often I tried to help. She wore old lady shirts, massively baggy jeans, never any sort of make up, a fox tail stuck in her jeans, and a fox ear headband. She insisted she was some kind of kindred fox spirit, and always called me Neko Nini-chan and oneechan (that means 'little sister', right?) even though I was both older and taller than her. Then one day we're hanging out in my patio and she's finishing off gnawing on a steak and mumbling about 'shards' of the gods. Thinking she's going nuts, I ask her questions and she proceeds to tell me that long ago, the gods were split into shards and that they all reside in people all over the world now. She 'sensed' the second largest peice of Aphrodite in me, told me about the reaper that had been burned into her, that my boyfriend had some dark god's shard in him and to keep him away from her and other dark gods and on and on. Later that night I woke up to her groping and touching me, moaning "Aphrodite" in my ear. Shoved her out of my room and I went into homeschooling because all my classes were with her and there wasn't room to transfer me. Last I heard from a friend, she was saying that I had seduced her (I snore so very sexily) and SHE was avoiding ME. I also later found out that all that shard stuff was from some anime or another that I don't remember the name of. Ughh.

>>2841157
This is horrifying. You win thread.

>>2841157
If this is real, this is sad as fuck. If one of my friends told me that shard shit, I'd laugh in their face and tell them when the 3rd impact occurs, it'll be their fault human instrumentality wasn't achieved.

>>2841190

Its very real. If that happened now, I would laugh, but at that time I was going through some issues "find myself" spiritually, and that included exploring various religions like Buddhism, Shinto, Wicca and she had said a Wiccan friend told her. I was more confused than anything.

>>2841201
Ah. That would have made it difficult.
Still.
Creepy.
Did she turn out to grow out of it, or do you know?

>>2841219

I haven't a clue, actually. I think she'd be about twenty by now, so hopefully she has. I'm going to call some friends and ask. Report soon.

>>2841157
...

>>2841270
Sweet. Because I've never had the pleasure of meeting someone that nuts in real life, but have never heard of one growing out of it.

>>2841288

...wat

>>2841288
How did you get this pic? I thought it was private on facebook?

>>2841307
ur boyfriend aint private

>>2841307
...seriously, Miku wig with Ciel? :|

>>2841324
My gray one hasn't come yet. So, I used the Miku wig as a substitute til I get the gray one. :)

>>2841320
And how do you know Henry?

>>2841288
Why is she so fucking lazy with her cosplay?
It so obvious that shes using her shitty Miku wig.

>>2841157
>>2841157
>>2841157
>>2841157


Holy fuck... as much as I love lesbian rape, that is one fucking horrifying tale.

>>2841330
If you don't have the right wig, don't wear the cosplay. Here I was thinking that you were getting smarter about what to do but you proved me wrong. And next time, bind. Ciel doesn't have tits.

>>2841337
exgirlfriend

>>2841338
I'm waiting on my actual Ciel wig to come :/

>>2841307

...please tell me you're not the person with the fail cosplay of miku wig with ciel

>>2841341
I agree.

>>2841343
I'm his 1st girlfriend. At least thats what he said.

>As if there weren't enough shitty trap!Ciels already.

>>2841346
Then don't cosplay as Ciel.

It's that simple. You can wait till you have the right wig. Have some pride in your hobby. If you're cosplaying shouldn't it be done right?

>>2841341
Isn't Ciel a girl?

>>2841351
perhaps you two need to sit down and talk?

>>2841360
Nah I'll just beat her up :P

>>2841359
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>2841359
Can't tell if troll or not.

>>2841366
I haven't watched much Kuroshitsuji but I know that Grell is a girl.

>>2841370
Okay, you're not even trying now.

>>2841358
I was so eager to wear my pretty new dress though ;__;

>>2841359
OH MY GOSH WATCH THE SHOW

CIEL IS NOT A GIRL

CIEL IS A TRAP

>>2840334
>>2840345
>>2840389
>>2841030

lol, ITT kids on 4chan admitting they're underage and shouldn't be here.

>>2841378
If you had waited for the wig and gone out with it instead of the Miku wig to a different con, you would have felt a lot better.

>>2841375
What do you mean? I know Grell is a girl and Ciel is a girl because they made girl dolls out of them for Pullip and Dal dolls.

>>2841378

No, stop. Seriously, if you're going to cosplay, do it right. Have some pride, for god's sakes.
If your wig doesn't come in time, wear a different costume. You can wait to wear the costume until you can do it RIGHT.
Also, anon above is right. Ciel doesn't have tits, bind that shit.

>>2841378
Whatever. It's your dress/cosplay/costume. You can do what you want. But everyone else will judge you for everything you do. You post the pictures.


...not sure if troll but....eh...

>>2841388
http://kuroshitsuji.wikia.com/wiki/Ciel_Phantomhive
http://kuroshitsuji.wikia.com/wiki/Grell_Sutcliff

You... FUCKMOOK.

>>2841398
Well I don't really care what other people think since my costumes are better than most on this board. :)

>>2841410
shut the fuck up you fat bitch

>>2841398
Agreed. Do what you want, but don't bawwwwww when we call you out for the shittiness of it all.

Maybe you should actually read Kuroshitsuji before making retarded comments on the gender of the character you are cosplaying.

Though, Grell is a girl, I'll give you that.
...at heart.
And penis.

>>2841410

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Black_Butler_characters

COUNT THE PRONOUNS OF MALE

>>2841415
Thank you for telling me that. You see I am such a fat whore bitch I dont know when I am being stupid

>>2841360
Ok first of all, I wont, why because I don't know who the fuck you are, So~ If YOU really ARE my EX, then tell me, where do I live huh?

>>2841410
Yyyyyeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh either you're trollin' or you're 12.
Or mentally special.

>>2841424
Im the real Krissy here, Krissy

dayton ohio

>>2841410

Bitch, plz.

>>2841434
Wrong!

your troll is rage worthy, i hope you aren't that bad.

>>2841430
Post it on dA.

>>2841410
Then why are you here?

And no, don't say '4 teh lulz :D', because that's just fucking stupid.

What's the real reason why you're here in this thread? Egotism? I'm betting it's egotism.

>>2841440
Fine.

>>2841438
She doesn't watch anime or manga because she isn't a weeaboo but she cosplays from them. :D

Krissy if you want to save your sanity. Please walk away from the computer. Don't read this thread it'll only depress you.

>>2841448
Like I said, I just cosplay as sluts to get to sleep with my boys!

>>2841462
You're bad at trollin'.

OP is a lot more bitchy and personal than most weeaboo stories; what'd she do, steal your boyfriend?

>>2841460
I take enough meds that I don't get depressed anymore. I can't hardly ever cry either. Which is good.

>>2841434
_BUUZZZ_ Wrong! The correct answer was the snotty go getter! *puches you* TRY AGAIN YOU SLUT!!!

>>2841467
You're just jealous cause you dont sleep with over 20 guys a year.

>>2841468

No, but she stole 3 years of my life and tortured me with her attention whoreing and "look at me i'm cutting myself in class" related bull

>>2841473
You're like really bad at trolling.

Here are some reasons why you suck:
1. Making up medication jokes so people will feel bad because there is something 'wrong' with you.
2. Knowing that your fat.
3. Having a low self esteem because you know you're fat then people will feel bad for you.
4. Going on 4chan because anona-mens will lick your clam.
5. Saying you play video games and watching anime so more otaku-freak-men will suck your clam-meats.
6. GTFO.

>>2841486
Wow... what a winner.

>>2841157
Not that it makes this person any better, but 'oneechan' is actually an affectionate term for 'older sister,' so yeah. 'Imouto' is 'little sister'.

>>2841505
we fly high no lie you know this

>>2841518
LOL.

>>2841505
This thread is now about clams.

>>2841564
This thread is now about my vagina

>>2841270 here

Uh, wow. Drama storm. I just got off the phone with a couple of friends who stayed in contact with her and it didn't seem like they wanted to talk about her but from what I gleaned off them, she hasn't grown out of it. It sort of sounds like she's just gotten worse. One says she has a boyfriend who calls himself King Reaper and is either as batshit nuts as she is or has fallen into her world. I'll make more calls tomorrow because its getting late and I'm really curious now. I'm not actually a regular on /cgl/, I'm a drawfag who wandered in for ideas but I'll try to report further if this thread is still here tomorrow.

barnacles are better

>>2841568
Clams are better.

>>2841571
Any shelled invertebrates are welcome.

>>2841570

Wow...I knew it. They never get better...

Only if their weeaboo phase was when they were 12 or something then they grow out of it but this person hasn't gotten better and i'm sure she never will

>>2841577
Scallops > Clams > Oysters

Shrimp and crab are the god tier.

>>2841577
Hey gai whats up?

thread is derailing, so I have a story.

One of my Spanish teachers in High School was a japanophile. Because of this, he has a pretty Japanese waifu and a pretty half-Japanese daughter. For her Senior year, this daughter did an exchange program to Spain. The family that took her in had a daughter who, apparently, was a complete weeaboo.

The reason they picked my teacher's daughter for the exchange program? The kid saw her picture and thought "Hey, she looks asian! She must like anime! Let's take her!" Now, the daughter's last name was Gray, so unless the weeaboo was really good at discerning asian features, she probably just went with her because she looked generically asian. As it turns out, my teacher's daughter HATES anime (probably because her dad OD'd her on it at a young age or something) and ended up finding another family to stay with for the rest of the year.

She told us this story when she came into our class to talk about Spanish culture and I sank into my desk in shame at the time.

Clams are really cool.

Sometimes dolphins will swim in clams.
That's just how they roll.

LADIES.

>>2841588
Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Oysters are always beating clams.

Crabs and shrimp are pretty bad ass... They have those claws.

>>2841595

I've heard stories of this kind of fail. Most of the time, though, the exchange student is FROM asia and the family that takes that person in is some family with a child weeaboo and the asian person forever hates america

This thread sucks, so I'll be back tomorrow.

Possibly.

Probably not though since you all suck ;)

>>2841592

>>2841601
GEODUCKS

YAAAAAAY

>>2841595
This thread is totally not derailing.

Here is a picture of an Asian Clam. The coveted clam of the weeaboo.

>>2841618
thats just amazing

>>2841620
Fun for the whole family!

This girl who worked with me last summer was a HUGE weeaboo. She wasn't allowed to wear her anime tees or Hot Topic shit to work, but she constantly babbled in Japanese, even throwing in random words when she was talking to customers. She pretended that she couldn't help it because she was "such a fluent Japanese speaker" and it just slipped out, but really she only did it because the confused look on people's faces made her feel smart and cool. She had this huge binder full of her "art" that she left in the break room, with a note inviting people to look through it and critique it for her/commission her for drawings. I looked through it once, and it was full of badly traced Inuyasha art colored with crayon, and shitty drawings of herself and her mall-goth friends as furries and chibis. Almost every single picture involved someone doing a V-sign or making an XD face.

She was hideously obese, with filthy stringy hair and bad skin. She thought she was adorable and friendly, but really she was just annoying and WAY too loud. She ended up getting in trouble for spewing Japanese to customers and annoying people by yelling and dancing around the store, so she quit to follow her dream of studying art at the local community college.

>>2841616
You're just jealous of the mighty clam.

Because it's so much more interesting than that filthy vagina of yours. I'm sorry for your jealousy. Maybe if you had less of a backbone, lived in the sea, and had more of a protective shell people would like you more.

>>2841649
The mighty clam looks down upon her.

Clams will sometimes grow legs and run away when near a weeaboo.

>>2841669
Uncircumcised penises... OHGAWD!

>>2841696
i see a vagina at the end of that sea-dick

>>2841669
>>2841696
geoducks

>>2841699
H-have you seen an uncircumcised penis bra'?

>>2841669
Ugh, i HATE geoducks

>>2841669

Why do these stupid things look like penises?

>>2841704
dude i didnt know i was circumcised till i got into middle school where we all changed in front of each other
i was like wtf is wrong with your penis.

>>2841713
Why do penises look like geoducks?

>>2841708
<3

>>2840334
those fuckin shoes D:
auuuugh. no.

And we keep talking about hambeasts but I havent heard mention of any male weeaboos.
THIS mother fucker...lives in the town nex tot mine...and calls himself "Blaine" (his names probably dave or some shit).
Hes the type of "badass" who worships japan, wears a coat everywhere and owns lots of "authentic" samurai swords. Oh, and hes into all the wrong and horrible anime and shit. Hes a total Narutard.

I honestly think hes going to commit murder one day, he gives me the fucking creeps.

>>2841718
THATS the real question.
hahaha.

99% of people here used to be weeaboos.

>>2841800

He even looks like a serial killer.

>>2841812

but we grew out of it. these people did not.

>>2841800
u give me the creeps for being a fat loli.

>>2841812
Yeah, but the important part is that we grew out of it...
Some never do....

>>2841860
I knooow. D:

>>2841868
Nice try, I've never posted a picture of myself here.
Go berate some else to bring up your confidence level.

What is Krissys real facebook?

>>2841875
lolita = fat girl in costume
kitten = baby cat which is what lonley women own.

my conclusion is
your a fat lonley woman that dresses up as sailor moon.

What a terrible Ciel dress

>>2841912

What a terrible Ciel cosplay altogether

>>2841912

>>2841912
OH. MY. GOD.

100000/10 I RAGED HOLY FUCK DID SHE USE HER MIKU WIG FOR THIS WHY! WHY DID YOU POST THIS OH GOD WHY I WAS BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!??!?!

>>2841912
I love it.

>>2841905
keep trying to boost that low self esteem hun.

>>2841937

Because she loves to make us rageeeeeeee

>>2841947
hey my pics are on here
feels good man
havnt seen your hambeast body yet.

I have a weaboo friend who talks in a a high pitched anime bitch squeal all the time, looks at shota gore and such. The worst part is that every time I see her dad, he tells me I'm sexy and remind him of his dead wife. When I was in highschool, I wore lolita over to her house and stayed the night, he kept going on about how I looked like a maid and bought me a penis shaped doughnut in the morning. I never went over there again. only reason I talk to her now is because I know I can talk to her about anything and not be ashamed of it. Like talking about the GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS my boyfriend bought today.

>>2841912
Ugh..what a trainwreck. Would it have been so hard to IRON the damn thing and put a petticoat underneath it?

>>2841951
Maybe I'm someone smart who doesn't want to put their face on 4chan for all the sweaty neckbeards too see maybe?
You can keep doing it though..if you want THAT kind of attention.

>>2841975
ha.
if you've lurk more you would understand this board has never seen my face.
oh wells.
but hey im not fat bashing here
you got enough problems being fat and all.

>>2841937

>>2841981
get the fuck over yourself.
Just because you have low self esteem doesn't mean you have to try and push it off on everyone else by being an asshole.

>>2842043
You rather fail at lolita. The skirt is all wrong and you look generally disheveled as well. Where's the perfection? Where's the grace? You look like you just rolled out of bed and even then that's pushing it.

>>2842043
fucking fat i knew it lmfao
and that hair
i didnt know women went to super cuts lol

>>2842062

Same Poster from:
>>2842074
She's not fat, so much as out of shape. I'd say around maybe ten pounds overweight for her height. There's no definition though, she should walk more or do some crunches. Plus the wide waistband is unflattering.

>>2842081
i dont know what kinda women you like dude but in so.cal shes fat
and nasty.

>>2842081
oops. Dyslexic moment there reverse the posts please. I posted the fugoshi pic.

>>2842085
Not a man. Just being honest, I never said she was attractive. AT ALL! I just think she's not a fucking whale.

>>2842095
she aint a whale but shes still fat dudette.

>>2842099 I call it chubby.

>>2842117
chubby is the polite way of saying fat.

This thread is so silly.

>>2842121
Naw dude, there's a fine line. I wouldn't tell a chubby girl she's fat, but I'd tell a fat girl she's fat. Third girl's chubby, fourth is fat in this crappy picture.

>>2842145
if a girl doesnt look like this pic shes a fucking hambeast to me.

>>2842152
That's because you have the balls to be meaner than me.

>>2842159
its kay we all can be mean. :3

>>2842167
But... I'm an admirer of lifestyle lolitas who are always supposed to be nice and pretty.

I still love the delicious dramu that's always on here though.

>>2842062
I'm not even wearing lolita in that picture.
:/

>>2842062
That's about as mean as I'll get. Even on 4chan T_T I'll think rude things about people but never actually say it out loud.

>>2842184
cause your weak.

>>2842182
ORLY? The headbow and teaparty shoes say you are trying to. So does the skirt, socks, and the rest of your outfit.

>>2842179
Well I not a dumb "lifestyler lolita"
I wear actual lolita maybe once a month because I find it pretty. I have other shit to do then to delude myself into thinking that lolita is something other then clothes you wear.
And I'm 110 pounds. If you think thats overweight I really would hate to see your anorexic ass. if you even have an ass at that point.

>>2842200
sure you are
and your probably a crazy bitch too.

>>2842186
So? I know that already, I embrace my will-less personality rather than try to be an internet tough guy.

>>2842206
lol i dont consider myself a e-tough guy cause i act like this irl
sept with more charm.

>>2842200
In taking Hobbes' advice and telling it how it is, I say you are only trying to defend your fugly ass and trying to claim you weren't making a sorry attempt at lolita.

Pic related, it's the Uniform equivalent to the shit you're wearing and calling "Not lolita"

>>2842043

>>2842196
Oh god, it looks kinda sorta like lolita, it SHE MUST BE TRYING TO BE LOLITA.
As I said, get over yourselves, you take this shit waaay to seriously.

>>2842220
keep telling yourself that.
getting more and more lost in the pathetic attempt to never grow up, become anorexic and mooch off your daddy for the rest of your life.

>>2842226
haha not you 1 skin tones
2 wrists
3 the inside part of the elbows
ya soz who you trying to fool?

>>2842232
Hahahahahaha! Got emancipated at age 16, been living on my own, working full time for six years since. Sure I live in a shitty appartment in the bad side of town, but feels good man.

>>2842255
damn negro.
at 16 thats hardcore

>>2842255
holy shit go back to gaia if you have something to prove. your tryhard is showing.

>>2842259
>holy shit go back to gaia
for a second i thought that was directed at me
never been to gaia what is it?

>>2842262
I don't know how to explain it to someone who's never been there.

it's basically a cesspool of newfaggotry and 14-20 year olds trying to be internet badasses and charm people with their imagined intelligence and wit.

>to texas
WE DONT WANT HER TAKE HER BACK

>>2842258
Lol, white as wonderbread actually and getting emancipated isn't that hard where I live. You just need a C average GPA, a job that makes more than a thousand two hundred a month, and a good reason to leave. May have changed now, but I doubt it. One major downside was I couldn't get into ANY trouble with the law, because I'd be tried as an adult in court.

>>2842262
actually I think one anon explained it pretty well a long time ago.

4chan is where smart people go to act stupid. gaia is where stupid people go to act smart.

though that really isn't true nowadays...

>>2842273
when i say negro i dont mean black its just me saying nigga lol
>>2842267
inb4 hobbes lol

>>2842241
its called different lighting and a summer tan... its the same person. Giver her a break and stop acting so butthurt.

>>2842273
it's not like it's hard to not get in trouble with the law so I don't see why that would be a problem.

>>2842286
quit trying to samefag we all know your the fat girl.
wanna know what gave you away?
the butthurt. yup
l2 troll nigger.

>>2842279
Oh, I thought it was where stupid people went to act weaboo and brag about their weaboo stuff and shitty fanfiction. I must have been missing such a flaming drama pit all these years.

this is gaia, hobbes.

>>2842287

Curfew laws still affected me. I had to be really careful coming home at 3 AM because I could be brought in and fined a shitton of money for violating curfew.

Not to mention, no crazy high school parties with drugs.

>>2842300
that font is really gross.
same with the color.

>>2842294
just because i also don't agree with your shitty ideals doesn't make me samefag. and i use butthurt because it describes exactly what your acting like right now.

>>2842322
Your writing style is exactly the same, along with your tone. If you're going to samefag, at least TRY to make yourself sound different.

>>2842322
sure sure
turn off your computer samefag your wasting my time when i could be shooping :|

>>2842326
omg I love shopping!

Meh, I'm out of here now. I've got to get up at five for class in the morning, enjoy your drama Hobbes. I know you're loving this aren't you? <_<

ITT: Hobbes is successful troll

>>2842345
Of which CGL seems more than happy to provide.

>>2842334
hell ya ciao
>>2842345
when am i not?
>>2842333
so do I but im photoshopping.

>>2842352
Bye! I look forward to your trolling soon

>>2842367
sarcasm appreciated bai.

>>2842372

Actually, I wasn't being sarcastic. you're one of my favorite tripfags because you're only here for the drama and make that perfectly clear.

>>2842372
not to mention that you aren't an attention whore. In fact, there's not one face shot of you if your claims are true. And it takes a lot of persistence to get you to even post a picture that may or may not be of you.

>>2842381
>>2842388
wow how much more butt you gonna kiss

>>Complain about weeaboos
>>Weeaboos who complain about other weeaboos
>>Complaining in a Board dedicated to weeaboos

>>2842396
lol idc i love all compliments
i feed on your emotions :3

>>2842397
Because there's no /co/splayers on this board, right.

>>2840334
First of all, whatever the girl in OPs pic doing isn't an actual style. It's not FRUiTS, it's not Decora, western Raver, lolita, cosplay, or anything. No one who knows anything would walk outside like this, she probably just took the picture for fun and was making fun of people like /cgl/ in general.

Secondly, you're just jealous that we have interests and friends while you're stuck with mindless games of Halo with 13 year olds from Germany.

>>2840721

I'm actually want to do a psychological study on this phenomena. It appears that most people grow out of it, since it can me a typical teenage phase in which they have trouble with identity. The ones who usually don't change at all have some sort of major psychological disorder or maybe mildly autistic or have aspergers, same thing actually. It's in the nature of aspergers to resist change and follow a constant routine. I think their weabooism is that routine that gives them comfort to express their insecurities revolving around their stunted social interaction. Plus it's very hard to persuade an aspie to change from a routine. I have aspergers, but with a lot of hard work, I have turned my weaboosim into more of a interest in accurate japanese history and culture without being obnoxious about it. I was a weaboo in high school, but nowhere as bad as some of you people have seen. I guess it was because I over came my resistance to change and moved on. A lot of older weaboos I know, are college drop outs. I think this is because they actually have mild autism and have not gotten the help in school or the diagnosis to let them realize what is wrong with them and make the appropriate changes to their lives to cope with it.

>>2842501
i scimmed through 2 sentences of your post
how long did it take you to write that?

>>2842511
2 mins

There was a girl in our Japanese culture club for one semester who was a disgusting, dirty weeaboo. We called her The Narutard. She was taking the introductory Japanese course and would regularly start babbling on in "Japanese" during class... even though she was really just making up words. Eventually, the professor got so fed up with her that she just started making fun of her, saying things like "Oh, we need a cage to put you in!"

She constantly talked/squeed/danced during screenings. Every time an "attractive" anime guy came on screen? Squeeing. We actually had to make a rule that you could not get up and dance in the middle of an anime screening, because she would do so every time some music played. This was terrifying, because she was a WHALE. The club went out to a Japanese restaurant once, and she ordered a whole sushi boat (meant for two or more) for herself. Then, after she was finished, if someone still had food, she would ask if we were going to finish that, and if not, could she have it? Before we ordered (she was there with her father, I would have to add..), she asked our club president if she thought they would let her order sake. President said yeah, if she was 21. The Narutard pouted because she wasn't, saying how she really wanted a cup of nice cold sake. She was then informed that sake is generally served warm and shut up for a while.

She insisted on giving people Japanese nicknames because she "wasn't good with American names". Her "name" was Sakura, and once got extremely offended and mad at me because one of my friends called me Sakura (not a name I ever told her to call me, mind you, it's just the name of a character I had recently cosplayed at that time) and had a fit about how "MY name is Sakura, your name CAN'T be Sakura!" ...As if thousands of Japanese girls don't have that name? Yeah.

Luckily, she was only around for that one semester, but her fat, disgusting memory will forever haunt us...

>>2842501
I have "borderline" aspergers (Not really sure how it works, but I was dignosed at 8), but I wouldn't called myself a weeaboo.. Well not compared to the way I used to be.

Back when I was 13 I would say "Kawaiiiii" and squee... And other stupid, stupid, pethetic things.

I was like that for a while, and although I still collect Models and Manga, I'd say that I do in a way someone will collect car replicas (Profit!) and just books in general.

I've stopped obsessing over all things Japanese (OMG, that guy looks JUST like sasuke!), Stopped pretending I understand japanese songs, and just trying to act normal.

It's hard, but I like to think I'm better off than a boy I know, one who suffers from both Aspergers and ADHD; obsessive star trek/sci fi fan (What's really the difference between a trekkie and a weeaboo? We say "Kawaii" they say "Kapla!")

Anyway, believe it or not "weeaboos" will eventually grow out of it, they'll realise that while everyone around they matures they just stay the same; It's then they'll grow as people and away from the obnoxious behaviour they've been towing around all their lives..

..Hopefully.

>>2842639
>We say "Kawaii" they say "Kapla!"

I think you'll find it's spelt "Qapla'"

>>2842655

Well done proving their point.

>>2842670

>>2842639
They don't think people from space are superior in every way or resent their own country?

>>2842689

you mean their own planet?

>>2842639
actually they are saying Q'aplah

When I was a high school Freshman there was a guy in my school's anime club who always, always sat in the very back corner, hunched over some paper and generally ignoring everyone. Supposedly he was a Senior who had been held back a year or two for some reason or another. Well, a few of my friends and I assumed he was harmless and just a little shy (we were 14. enough said.) so we decided to approach him and try to get him to open up a little. So the the next time we had anime club we all approached him. Worst. Mistake. Ever.

The guy was tall, for one, and he wasnt exactly a hambeast, but he wasnt skinny. He was... borderline hambeast. And he smelled like SHIT. No, literally, he smelled like he'd just shit his pant. We tried to ignore it, and asked him what he was drawing. Turns out he was drawing all the girls in the club as furries. In porn positions. Very badly.

After digging around, we also found out that he lived with his mom, who refused to let him leave the house for ANYTHING except school. And since no one has basements where I live, I would assume this is a close equivalent to being a basement dweller. Once he asked if any girls (specifically) wanted to write/ draw a manga with him, the only thing was that they'd have to go to his house. Needless to say, that didnt happen.

The next year, he kind if dropped off the face of the planet, and then when I was a Junior, he came back dating this other hambeast named Sarah who insisted everyone call her Blue because that was the color sharpie she used to dye her hair. They made such a cute couple, drawing porn furries and sucking face in the middle of the cafeteria. /pukes at the memory

To this day, five years later, I still have a hard time looking at furries and sometimes, when I encounter a smelly hambeast and I'm not prepared for it, I freak out. It suckss.

>>2842735
Damn, a high school student living with his mom? What a fucking loser

>>2842741
Took me awhile to realize you wernt serious lol that means its off to bed

Part One


So this kid walks into my work with his friend, never seen him before (dressed like a typical weeaboo), first thing he does when he see's me is say konichiwa. Yes, I understand I'm asian and I could very much be mistaken for a jap, but his ignorance to automatically assume such was beyond my understanding.

My conflicted expression was obviously over his head because the next thing he said was, "What nationality are you? Is it japanese? You look very japanese to me. Oh my name is such and such btw. What's yours?" Then looks unto me with an expectancy of a super japanesie name. To which I reply, "It's (insert english name here) and I'm not japanese."

He looks so disappointed and instead of apologizing for his assumption he just goes off saying, "Well I still think you look super japanese. I wish I were japanese. You're so lucky. Do you like anime?Oh btw that's my friend over there." He points to the guy who is obviously very much embarrassed walking away from us quickly and urging the weeaboo to join him. I'm sure to save from further idiocy on the weeaboo's part. He then says, "Well I hope to see you again and maybe we can be friends. Sayanara."

I felt bad for his friend you actually had some common sense and looked like he felt really bad for me.

>>2842764

Part Two


A few days later same weeaboo comes back in again greeting me with a I'm trying way to hard "KONICHIWA" this time though with a different friend. His friend automatically looks at him and goes, "Really? You know how a offensive you're being right now. It's really rude you know. You should apologize."

Weeaboo replies, "Oh, I had no idea. I don't think I was saying anything wrong. Do you think I was? (questioning me) If I did I'm sorry (not looking sorry at all more like mad at his friend)." I'm on the clock so of course I said no it's fine with a smile. They leave arguing with each other once out of my earshot.

I dread having to see him again. It's inevitable since I live in small hick town with only three places to shop at, my store being one of them.

Used to be friends with this weeaboo faggot.

She insists on calling herself Neko-chan (even in public for Christs sake, she introduced herself to people as 'Neko-chan' before, and was all proud that her mother was starting to call herself that).

She's CONSTANTLY rambling on and on about nothing else than cosplay, Japan, Animu or her cosplay friends. Unless it's her shit photography, which has been 'put on hold for cosplay-desu'. Start a conversation with her on anything but those or her 'questionable sexuality' (because it's currently 'in' to be a lesbian, thus she is), and you've grown too far apart or she gets a fit of her disease.

She claims she's got this disease that makes her tired and fat, when all she does is sit on the couch, eating chocolate (which she's allergic to according to her), stay up til 3 am when she needs to get up at 7 am, playing on her laptop. Or making a cosplay if it's two weeks before a con.

If her sexuality or weeabooism wasn't under discussion, it was whining and bitching about how awful her loving parents who gave her everything she wanted (camera, laptop, free housing, paid health care, convention costs, etc) was, to people who's parents had died or physically/mentally abused them, then when someone brought that up they 'didn't understand'. The only times her parents screamed at her was when she was too lazy to pick up her own god damn stuff or help out in the household.

After a massive bitchfight of me being too put up with her shit, especially after her taking credit for leading a meeting that was actually nearly completely lead by 3 others (her saying she had to do everything/they did nothing) when one of those 3 was a friend of mine who's mother died 4 days prior, we barely ever talk and I'll be happy once I'm out of the same city so I don't have to sit on the same train as her towards a convention.

Wow.

I'm really glad that the nerd / weeaboo crowd in my high school was so small and antagonized by the rest of the public that we never really had any screwballs to such a degree as this. The people who were more or less obsessed with Japan really only kept it to themselves and it was only readily apparent if you actually got to know them, or just put two and two together when they asked a healthy 5 questions a minute in Japanese class.

Goddamn, three years of that shit lasted me half a year in college.

I know a chick who changed her name to Maki-chan.... :/ Maki-CHAN. WTF. *hits head on desk*

>>2842866
oh my god.

You grow out of it as soon as you move out of your own home to go to university or whatever, where it is essential to make social connections with 'normal' people.

Well, if you don't learn how to make proper social interactions by then, you almost deserve the tiny social circle you do have with other shallow weeaboos.

>>2842898
i know a pair of TWIN weeaboos that are the biggest ones i know of that have made it to university level.... i want to slap the stupid out of them every time. Good thing they are terrified of me. i usually can tell them to shut up and they run away.... my poor friend has to actually room with them and she is too sweet to tell them how retarded they really are.

>>2842904
PS. they insist as only cosplaying twins too... so if you see some terribad cosplay of any twins (host club, vocaloid, princess tutu, etc) ... it miiiiight be them. b/c the are also HORRIBLE at cosplay.

I was never a huge weaboo (or so I tell myself, ahaha...ha...) but I hung out with a lot of people that were in the last two years of high school so I adapted. I was quiet, but super-nerdy and everyone knew it. I occasionally used random Japanese. Never wore cosplay to school (they did) but I watched anime and read manga enough that it actually interfered with my schoolwork.

I'm finishing my first year of university now, and I think you CAN grow out of it. For me, it was living on my own and learning to balance schoolwork and casual interests. I still like some anime and manga, but it's something I do in my spare time, not my life.

Counterpoint to this, however- one of my highschool friends is also in university, and if anything, she's gotten worse and more obsessed now that she's not under her parent's roof. I suppose it really depends on the person. :|

>>2842898

true dat