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    9 KB Avi !puBUpFsw.I 04/14/10(Wed)04:15 No.2821553  
    /cgl/ tell me a random fact about yourself
    >> lofi !Z2lCihJJPg 04/14/10(Wed)04:17 No.2821555
    I have congenital anosmia.

    I have never smelled and will never smell in my life
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:19 No.2821558
    I like to pinch the area between my crotch and leg to get the grime, ball it up, and flick it at my enemies
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:20 No.2821561
    Due to being a rather 'angry' child I had to take some psychometric and intelligence tests when I was 5. Turns out I had an IQ of 135. Although after years of drinking and generally being a student its probably much lower by now....
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:25 No.2821567
    >>2821558
    I know what stuff you're talking about, but what exactly IS it?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:27 No.2821572
    >>2821567
    I don't know but the mystery of it is what makes it great
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:28 No.2821576
    >>2821555
    That's such a huge opening for a joke... but alas, I am far too classy to take it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:29 No.2821578
    >>2821555
    a blessing and a curse.
    If you ever hurt for a job, working in one which is stinky will always be an option.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:29 No.2821579
    I'm an insomniac and over the years its become worse. So, I spend a lot of my nights stripping for extra cash or playing we love katamari.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:29 No.2821580
    I still suck my thumb.

    I'm an adult.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:30 No.2821582
    if you beat me up you earn fifteen silver points.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:30 No.2821585
    >>2821555
    that's deep man
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:31 No.2821587
    >>2821555
    ALI/LEXI?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:31 No.2821589
    >>2821580
    As long as it's not to be "lol so kawaii xD" that's ok
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:33 No.2821592
    I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:38 No.2821609
    I've been late nearly every single day of school from elementary to high school. Even when I tried to wake up extra early I'd still end up tardy. I still have trouble waking up now in college even with the afternoon classes. fail forever.
    >> lofi !Z2lCihJJPg 04/14/10(Wed)04:41 No.2821616
    >>2821589
    go ahead and say it faggot, you're posting under anon
    >> Tim 04/14/10(Wed)04:42 No.2821618
    I'm top percentage.
    >> lofi !ZZt93Ga1mw 04/14/10(Wed)04:44 No.2821622
    >>2821592

    Me too :>
    >> lofi !Z2lCihJJPg 04/14/10(Wed)04:47 No.2821631
    >>2821622
    me three
    :>>
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)04:58 No.2821662
    I've ridden a camel.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)05:08 No.2821686
    >>2821616
    I haven't posted with a trip in a while, who do you think I am?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)05:10 No.2821690
    I'm current doing a cycle of dbol steriods.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)05:10 No.2821691
    i am male
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)05:18 No.2821705
    >>2821662

    I've been to ColossalCon too.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)05:26 No.2821724
    I sold drugs in high school
    >> Shushilover !uhdacqdci6 04/14/10(Wed)05:35 No.2821734
    Up until the age of 12, I had night terrors.
    >> Hatsuu !!cQMUBTd+AtA 04/14/10(Wed)05:42 No.2821744
    When I was about a year and a half old a lymph node grew the size of a golf ball around my abdomen. So they cut it out! And they stuck a straw there to let gross stuff drain. And I pulled the straw out and ran around with it.

    No I have what looks like a C-Section scar. It's cool looking! Battle scar.
    >> Denmark !bIFZjECh1o 04/14/10(Wed)06:34 No.2821803
    Large crowds terrifies me, and I panic whenever Im in the center of attention.

    Its sad but true.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)06:55 No.2821812
    >>2821803

    note to self, make sure to gather a large crowd and put Denmark at the center of it
    >> Duralath !Qd72V9GYSk 04/14/10(Wed)07:12 No.2821817
    I still have the release papers.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)07:17 No.2821826
    In October of '97, I had a horrible bout of insomnia and stayed awake for 10 days straight. We're talking around 240 hours of consciousness.
    >> Hatsuu !!cQMUBTd+AtA 04/14/10(Wed)07:22 No.2821828
    >>2821826
    That's really fascinating. Can I ask details about how you started to feel after a day? How you felt after ten days? Did you find out what caused it?

    Seriously, that's really interesting!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)07:30 No.2821833
    >>2821589
    Nah, just a habit that I haven't managed to grow out of. Luckily I can limit it to sleeping only most of the time, on rare occasion while watching TV or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)08:01 No.2821874
    I am a blackbelt.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)08:16 No.2821906
    One of my dreams in life is to ride an ostrich.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)08:32 No.2821933
    I'm majoring in Fine Arts, not because I'm particularly talented (I'm really not- everything I do, just.... blarg) but because I'm no good at anything else either. :[

    Sorry for the baww/whine/complain fact. Just... it's 5.30 where I am and... yeah.
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 04/14/10(Wed)08:37 No.2821936
    My right breast is 1.5 cups bigger than my left one. I cry trying to find bras, so to help it out, I stuff the left one.
    >> Lost !DMk4c3ty22 04/14/10(Wed)08:39 No.2821941
    >>2821933
    This but i'm doing fashion (and it is hell on earth) I really don't like over the top fashion people so I have no idea why i'm doing it they said I should be good at it.
    >> MrFreeman !KsSAk/XATI 04/14/10(Wed)08:43 No.2821944
    Directly under my right eye, I have 3 freckles that make a triangle.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)08:45 No.2821949
    >>2821941
    Feels bad, man. I wish you luck. :[
    >> Lost !DMk4c3ty22 04/14/10(Wed)08:48 No.2821959
    >>2821949
    Thanks, I need it at least I have one year to go.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)08:49 No.2821962
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    I am a NEET.
    >> Mr. Owl 04/14/10(Wed)08:56 No.2821979
    I have a fear of clowns.
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 04/14/10(Wed)08:57 No.2821981
    >>2821944
    Hey, you can triforce without trying!
    :3
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)08:57 No.2821982
    I have a mole on my boob exactly like Mikuru Asahina.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)09:01 No.2821991
    I used to have my hair down to my knees, but I chopped it off four years ago. It hasn't grown out again and I doubt it ever will :<
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)09:11 No.2822001
    I can wiggle my ear. But only my right one.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)09:19 No.2822021
    Sometimes, when no one's around, I pretend I'm a robot.
    >> Radar_exe 04/14/10(Wed)09:41 No.2822053
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    i can sleep for 5-15 mins and feel like i slept for hours, master of the catnap
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)10:02 No.2822096
    I still listen to the Backstreet Boys.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)10:10 No.2822113
    When I am bored, I imagine that JFK is narrating my life.
    >> Denmark !bIFZjECh1o 04/14/10(Wed)10:28 No.2822143
    >>2821812
    Oh, you bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)10:40 No.2822164
    >>2822113
    I lol'd a little. Out of curiosity, why JFK?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)10:41 No.2822166
    I have a mole on my chin.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)10:44 No.2822173
    i lost the game
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)10:47 No.2822178
    >>2821553

    CT ftw! Thx for the gif OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)10:50 No.2822184
    I fetishize spinal taps. The medical procedure, not the fake band.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)11:04 No.2822210
    i can only sing in 8-bit and my belly looks like a pokeball....
    >> KaitFlaccid !Ga/e.JvMvQ 04/14/10(Wed)11:13 No.2822223
    I've just learned how to remove moles with strands of hair and have been doing so to myself and boyfriend lately.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)11:13 No.2822224
    I have a bump on my areola next to my nipple that was a hair that bothered me when I was like 14 that I plucked, now I'm like obsessed with searching for the hair that comes out of it every few months. I incessantly check everyday to see if it's there, even the day after I've plucked it.

    It looks like I have this weird small third nipple, on top of that I have huge areolae that I hate ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)11:15 No.2822229
    I should be job hunting today but I'm on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)11:26 No.2822257
    I've drank all my money for this month.
    >> Murrie !/rMxiN97Dw 04/14/10(Wed)11:28 No.2822264
    I can mimic a furby.
    >> SA !5AiUJqw0GM 04/14/10(Wed)11:40 No.2822291
    I have a massive collections of stuffed penguins and penguin related stuff (mugs, shirts, etc.).
    >> Oshi !pkMVShM4AY 04/14/10(Wed)11:45 No.2822307
    When I was tested for ADD in 8th grade, my IQ was tested to be 156.
    I lead a life of wasted potential.
    >> AlterShift !t3BBPFtTAQ 04/14/10(Wed)11:50 No.2822319
    Two for the price of one.

    I have insomnia, and have to take meds to sleep.

    I also have lordosis. Where the spine bends inwards.:/
    >> Hanyaan !OmDdt8anl6 04/14/10(Wed)11:58 No.2822334
    I have perfect pitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)11:58 No.2822336
    >>2821555
    I have always wondered what the medical term for this was.
    I too have never had a sence of smell.

    Im also missing an eye due to a car accident and now have many awesome plastic and glass eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:03 No.2822351
    I can suck my own dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:06 No.2822356
    I cry when I masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:07 No.2822360
    I cry when you masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:12 No.2822372
    Ex-atheist. Believe in God now. I'm still quite bitter towards atheists for being douches to me after the change.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:15 No.2822380
    >>2822224
    I have a weird white hair that grows out of a place on my boob, too. I'm kinda obsessed with finding it and plucking it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:19 No.2822386
    >>2822224

    I actually do have a third nipple... Seriously. I just forget about it all the time because it's on the underside of my boobs, haha. It's more like a birthmark than anything size-wise, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:20 No.2822388
    >>2822386

    I...I want to see it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:27 No.2822398
    >>2822388

    That's nice, but... no, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:28 No.2822399
    >>2822386
    When I was in kindergarten a boy showed me his third nipple and wanted me to touch it. I cried.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)12:44 No.2822427
    I have a scar on my neck from getting a mole removed...I told a girl it was from a knife fight...started dating her after that
    >> Avi !puBUpFsw.I 04/15/10(Thu)02:59 No.2825121
    My childhood stuffed animals are a part of my pillow collection on my bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)02:59 No.2825122
    I make everything a movie reference, so like "oh thats like that one scene in that movie" or "oh yea just like when ____ did that in that really crappy 2003 film."
    >> GeronKizan !!dzd0D/HaDfJ 04/15/10(Thu)03:03 No.2825139
    My family in the Philippines are known for champion cock (rooster) breeders for cock fights.
    >> Daguru !!+XW7npOcO0b 04/15/10(Thu)03:04 No.2825140
    >>2821553
    I have metal joints. Beat me up. And earn fifteen silver points!
    >> Moose !!xpnfPG3jRm9 04/15/10(Thu)03:04 No.2825141
    I'm a lefty :3c
    >> Avi !puBUpFsw.I 04/15/10(Thu)03:05 No.2825145
    >>2825140

    Anon: >>2821582
    Beat you to it :(
    >> Charizard !VGgzyrjHeY 04/15/10(Thu)03:06 No.2825155
    I've been stabbed by my brother, still have the scar.

    >>2825140
    Well played.
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 04/15/10(Thu)03:06 No.2825157
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    Here's one.

    The Office > Office Space
    >> PiggyNukka 04/15/10(Thu)03:09 No.2825171
    I'm afraid of the dark. I still sleep with a teddy bear and a nightlight.

    ...I'm 20 ;0;
    >> Daguru !!+XW7npOcO0b 04/15/10(Thu)03:10 No.2825173
    >>2825145
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)03:13 No.2825184
    I walk on my toes due to having a short Achilles tendon.
    I have real nice calve and thigh muscles because of it.
    Though I was teased for it all through out school D:
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)03:14 No.2825188
    I get the most idiotic thought in my head as if everyone I talk to either hates me, finds me annoying, or just plain avoids me..

    That probably makes me more annoying. :|
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)03:15 No.2825192
    I've never smoked a cigarette. Or driven a car. I'm 19.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)03:16 No.2825197
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    I collect teddy bears. I have over 40 of them, and I sleep with one each night.

    I also have one Steiff bear. motherfucker cost me almost 400 dollars, but he was well worth it. nnngh. so cute. Pic related, it's a Steiff.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)03:17 No.2825201
    >>2822319
    More like LARDosis! Wahahaha
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)03:20 No.2825215
    >>2825157
    >trolling

    The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)03:40 No.2825327
    >>2825192

    Eh, the cigarette thing isn't bad at all. The car thing you should definitely get on though.

    Make it a priority~!
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/15/10(Thu)03:41 No.2825333
    a random fact about myself.....hmm
    well once i lit some persons shirt on fire.
    shit was so cash.
    >> Daguru !!+XW7npOcO0b 04/15/10(Thu)03:49 No.2825379
    >>2825215
    lovers of office space should also see "falling down"
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 04/15/10(Thu)04:09 No.2825484
    >>2825379


    HELL YEAH! I always suggest this movie to people. It's a great, great movie.
    >> sage Diana !9xa.jR8E8Y 04/15/10(Thu)04:17 No.2825520
    I have a horrible phobia of pelicans. I hate them. I was attacked by a flock of them. They scare the shit out of me.
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 04/15/10(Thu)04:23 No.2825551
    >>2825520

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arpIBn7AH_0
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)04:23 No.2825552
    >>2825520

    My grandma collects pelican paintings/sculptures and has a room FULL of them. You should come over sometime.
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 04/15/10(Thu)04:24 No.2825555
    >>2825551
    >>2825552

    PELICAN TROLL HIVEMIND
    >> sage Diana !9xa.jR8E8Y 04/15/10(Thu)04:26 No.2825562
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    >>2825551
    I'm not even going to bother with that link.

    And as for you, >>2825552
    see image.
    >> Miharu !!EfR9tGLxIOj 04/15/10(Thu)04:49 No.2825633
    I love - and eat - chocolate way too much for my own good.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)04:58 No.2825649
    I got stabbed while working my bar job
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)05:04 No.2825662
    I've got a scar on my foot from where I was accidentally skinned alive.
    >> Pumpkin 04/15/10(Thu)05:05 No.2825664
    I dont drink soda. I only drink water/arizona ice tea.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)05:08 No.2825668
    I like to dress in women's clothing
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)05:12 No.2825675
    >>2825668
    Morning Jeff
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)05:19 No.2825686
    >>2821936

    Find a place that sells cup-fillers to women who had breast cancer in only one boob and had one boob removed. Masectomy, I think it's called? They'll sell you a real-looking cup filler, or ever an uneven sized bra, if you like. Not cheap, but it might help.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)05:26 No.2825694
    My dreams are so interesting that I'll sleep for fourteen hours just to find out what happens.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/15/10(Thu)05:28 No.2825695
    >>2825694
    oh wow i thought i was the only one that did that.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)05:47 No.2825726
    I can turn my bellybutton inside-out.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)06:57 No.2825796
    >>2825726
    ew...
    pics or it doesnt happen
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)07:57 No.2825829
    I'm a natural born leftie.
    My christian parents beat me.
    Now I'm a rightie.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)12:23 No.2826103
    I eat the pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)12:24 No.2826107
    I think cosplaying is gay.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:34 No.2826945
    I occasionally find murderous fantasies attractive enough that I need to focus slightly to restrain myself from acting on them. Usually they're in the "WITH MY BARE FISTS" flavor.
    >> CheeseGAR !!CkvkCp3sxqO 04/15/10(Thu)17:36 No.2826950
    I was an extra on Doctor Who.
    >> Da0 !pv64UU0pH. 04/15/10(Thu)17:38 No.2826952
    I was born in London, England
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:40 No.2826957
    I like the Eurovision contest. A lot.

    I secretly wish WCS was like the Eurovision contest.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:40 No.2826960
    I have a varicocele in my left testicle.
    >> bombyNeko 04/15/10(Thu)17:40 No.2826962
    im deathly terrified of zombies
    but i love zombie games/books/movies
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:41 No.2826963
    I have a scar shaped like a 1 one my left arm.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:43 No.2826970
    >>2821555
    That...is so sad. D:
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:43 No.2826972
    >>2826962
    SAME HERE! >_< I can't stand the thought of zombie apocalypse, but I love watching the movies and games (yea I watch other people play because 80% of the time I'm too afraid to play on my own)
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:44 No.2826973
    >>2826963
    I have a scar shaped like a % on my lower lip.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:45 No.2826977
    There's no lolitas where I live and I'm glad. I'm fine with being the only frilly freak in these parts.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:46 No.2826980
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    I'am terrified of jellyfish
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:46 No.2826983
    I was a nudist until I was seven.

    Also, I could use chopsticks before I could functionally use a fork. I blame my mother's love of sushi for that one.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:48 No.2826998
    When I was in grade school the girl neck to me stabbed me in the leg with a pencil for absolutely no reason. The lead broke off so deep I never got it out. I can still see it in my leg and I'm 27.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:49 No.2827004
    >>2826972
    I personally love the idea of Z-day. I think it'd be the rush of a lifetime, and I'd get to vent all kinds of aggression too.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:50 No.2827008
    >>2826973
    % ? on the inside or outside?
    I have a X scar in the palm of my right hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:51 No.2827020
    >>2827004
    I actually want terrible things to happen on a global scale. I don't expect zombies or some 2012 thing, I just want shit to hit the fan.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)17:56 No.2827042
    I never do anything because it won't live up to my absurdly high standards for myself. Because I never do anything, I never get better at anything. Vicious cycle, bro.

    I also suspect I am a sociopath, because I hate everyone that I meet and wouldn't mind a bit if they died.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:06 No.2827096
    >>2827056
    See, my problem is that I don't really form lasting bonds with people. I find that as soon as I'm in a situation where I'm not seeing them regularly, I stop caring about them. So for me, no real loss there.

    Also, seriously, how sweet would it be to be able to kill almost anyone you wanted? With just about anything you wanted?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:08 No.2827110
    >>2827056
    "Its always funny until someone gets hurt,
    and then its just hilarious."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:11 No.2827121
    >>2827096
    You've got parents or siblings or friends that you see regularly, don't you? What if those people died/became zombies, and you're ABSOLUTELY the last person left.
    I imagine the killing gets tiring after about a week-a month. You can only wield a shotgun or machete for so long before your arms tire out.
    Plus, all productions of everything you'll need will cease if everyone but you became zombies. That means food and supplies like ammo. Sure, you can raid stores for them, but eventually they'll spoil or get used up, but there'll still be tons of zombies left.
    So I'm basically saying, zombies will outlive you, and they will outlast you. There's no way to win, and therefore, z-day sucks D:
    Ps: I don't mean to be a party pooper, but I've given a lot of practical thoughts to Z-day, my conclusion is that I'll probably die within the first year, especially if there's no end (ie cure for zombies) in sight.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:17 No.2827155
    >>2827121
    yea been thought of that too ,you ever consider reverting/living off grid after year 1?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:21 No.2827173
    >>2827042
    Get better credentials for being a sociopath. So far you're just at wannabe level.

    /Someone who actually dated one.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:22 No.2827174
    >>2827155
    I assume you mean like building a self-efficient cabin? I've got pretty bad wilderness survival skills, and zero electrical wiring skills, so I probably can't do that :/
    I can probably survive if my boyfriend/someone with better survival skills than me is with me along the way. But being completely on my own in a zombie apocalypse scares me.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:25 No.2827190
    >>2827174
    ok makes sense, I just thought you were a sickly guy . :V go figs.
    >> Mastershambler !3JjuCXJQ/. 04/15/10(Thu)18:29 No.2827206
    I love to go clubbing
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:32 No.2827223
    >>2825184
    WTF I have this too! Stretching or walking normally hurts like hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:35 No.2827242
    >>2827190
    Lmao, no, I'm a woman. If Z-day ever comes around, I'll do things to maximize my chances of survival, but I really hate the whole hopelessness that comes with Z-day. O, and it's very inconvenient if you have to worry about zombies every waking moment. (ie how would you have sex? What if you're doing it and all of a sudden you're attacked? So awkward.)
    >> Fruit !tFRUITqpO2 04/15/10(Thu)18:38 No.2827253
    I feel really short, even though I'm moderately tall.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)18:41 No.2827267
    >>2827242
    same thing I use to do when parents would
    show the naked mile or fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)19:29 No.2827504
    >>2827242
    I'm asexual, so that's kind of not a problem either.

    Also, consider just how much canned food is in existence right now, and how much one person would go through. Do you really think you'd run out in a year? Even one supermarket, you'd probably get longer than that.

    I'm an able carpenter, so I feel like I could build up a bunker of sorts, prolly in a supermarket, and hold out there for a while. If I was feelin' saucy, I'd wander outside with a melee weapon and pick some zombie fights.
    >> Jkid !yYT/u4PSNE 04/15/10(Thu)19:34 No.2827523
    I hate organization...
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 04/15/10(Thu)19:37 No.2827534
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    >/cgl/ tell me a random fact about yourself

    I LOVE LAMP.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)19:47 No.2827572
    >>2821944
    On my left shoulder, I have 5 freckles that make a moon.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)19:51 No.2827584
    >>2827572
    I ..... I think we have found the lost Moon Princess.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)19:51 No.2827586
    >>2827504
    O no, already existing supplies will last more than 1 year. But it'll definitely run out sometime in your life time, as you try to fight off hoards of zombies.
    Plus you gotta worry about other things that we take for granted. What if you catch a cold? Zombies aren't gonna give you sick days till you're better. There are no pills that cures a cold, either (there are pills that relieve a cold's symptoms, but ultimately it's your immune system that fights it off. It usually takes 1 week for the average person to fully recover from a common cold) If you've got genetic disorders, or are predisposed to certain diseases, it's even worse.
    Plus canned/preserved foods are quite low in nutrients. Sooner or later you'll run into malnutrition problems.
    Basically, what I'm trying to say is that you can't possibly expect your body to run at 100% health efficiency when you're facing a extreme crisis such as Z-day (stress from having to constantly fight for your survival alone will ruin your body). Even if you have great survival skills, sickness and malnutrition will still catch up to you sooner or later, even if the zombies don't get you first.
    saged cuz now I'm getting WAY off-topic, haha.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)19:52 No.2827587
    >>2827572
    that's funny, I have 7 freckles on my arm that look like a fish or a tie, depending on which way you look at it.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)19:54 No.2827595
    >>2822307
    if it makes you feel any better. IQ doesnt account for much just spacial reasoning. Most powerful people have an IQ around 115 and have a higher emotional IQ.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:03 No.2827621
    I have chicken pox scars under my eye. And when people ask me what they are, I tell them that my eye was bitten out by a dog.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:04 No.2827626
    >>2827572
    I have a birth mark in the shape of the state of texas.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:06 No.2827632
    I have a birthmark inside my pussy lips. My gyno points it out every fucking year. Just in case I forgot since last year.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:07 No.2827641
    >>2827584
    Haha, I'm the lost Full Moon Princess.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:08 No.2827644
    Once, I had a bruise on my thigh in the shape of a brontosaurus.

    However, it only had three legs.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:09 No.2827647
    I had a birthmark that had the shape of a car, at some point it drove off.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:10 No.2827652
    >>2827644
    I fell on a pile of trees at work and got a wicked bad bruise on my shin. It turned into a hard plate, and took almost a year to go away.
    >> Rein !!ptMh3q7YMD1 04/15/10(Thu)20:10 No.2827654
    >>2826998
    My friend accidentally stabbed me when he was sharpening his pencil one day. I was right behind him waiting in line and he quickly turned around only to stab me. I still have a mark where he stabbed me.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:10 No.2827655
    >>2827632
    I'm sorry, I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:12 No.2827672
    I'm blind in my left eye. I don't have any depth perception.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:14 No.2827679
    >>2827586
    This is why you build a bunker. Also, I very rarely stay sick for more than a day. There's also a GNC two stores down from the supermarket...SUPPLEMENTS! Granted, those go bad after a while too. I have a hard time believing you can't find a good spread of micro and macronutrients in canned food, you'd just have to get a wide variety of stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:14 No.2827681
    >>2827654
    >>2826998
    I have a mark like that in my hand for the same reason. Creepy factor is my father has one too in almost the exact same spot as me.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:15 No.2827686
    my fish is happy becuse i just have him a "bath"
    its pretty awesome cept now his movements have attracted my kitten's attention.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:32 No.2827770
    >>2827679
    Have you read the ingredients list of canned foods? Most of it are not good sources of vitamins or the trace minerals (selenium, chromium, flouride) . Canned/preserved foods is mostly full of calories from carbs, proteins, and fats. Which is why I said you'll become malnourished. And most canned foods have a shelf-life of 10 years or so. After that, not only is the taste bad, you risk botulism.
    Also, infected woulds will be a bitch to heal. You know what tetanus is, right? It's an extremely fatal deep wound infection. Usually people are vaccinated for it, but the body's resistance to tetanus decreases over time (which is why you'll need boosters) If there aren't doctors left in the world, then there's no one making new tetanus boosters, and all the existing tetanus shots will expire within 5 years. Also, specific antibiotics works best against specific infections. If you don't know what you're infected with, how will you know what antibiotic to use? Plus antibiotics also expire.
    Also, just because you're healthy now doesn't mean you'll still be healthy when faced with constant stress. Stress takes a harsh toll on the body, and lowers your immunity significantly. This means you won't be as capable of fighting colds or infections as you are now. Plus I bet the reason you're able to fight off colds so easily is because you're well nourished. Like I said, if you had to keep surviving on mostly canned foods, you'll eventually become too malnourished to fight off colds effectively.
    I should probably stop replying to you so I don't completely off-topic this thread D:
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:34 No.2827777
    >>2827770
    DON'T YOU KNOW? I AM BORIS...I AM INVINCIBLE!
    >> smoker 04/15/10(Thu)20:35 No.2827786
    I smoke reds.
    >> CrimsonDynamo !wMq31OqnHo 04/15/10(Thu)20:36 No.2827790
    Sometimes i wear only one sock while around the house. I find my left foot is cold usually but my right is not.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:37 No.2827795
    >>2827777
    MY BAD, FORGOT TO TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT, EL-OH-EL.
    Wait, who the fuck is Boris? Lol.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:39 No.2827809
    >>2827795
    He's trying to find Moose and Squirrel.
    >> What's it to ya? 04/15/10(Thu)20:40 No.2827820
    From time to time, whenever I see a person in passing, my mind plays out a senario in which said stranger attacks me for no reason and proceeds to beat the living hell out of me. I've no idea why, the only thing I can think of is that my sub-conscious mind is preparing me for the day when some random person DOES decide to try and beat the hell out of me, that way I'm not stunned and can fight back.

    Also, I've never suffered an injury severe enough to send me to the hospital.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:42 No.2827830
    >>2827820
    I'm the opposite: I imagine myself beating random strangers I see. I think it's my sub-conscious saying that one of these days, I'll snap and KICK SOME FUCKING ASS.
    >> Corky-Lunn !!Oo43raDvH61 04/15/10(Thu)20:52 No.2827882
    I don't like walking over sewer grates or grates that I can see the ground is really far down. Creeps me out.
    >> What's it to ya? 04/15/10(Thu)20:52 No.2827887
    >>2827830


    I see....


    Let us hope we never meet, for both our sakes.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:56 No.2827907
    The three things I am more afraid of than anything are 1) Crickets 2) Stepping on sewer grates and 3) Escalators. Lamest fears ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)20:58 No.2827922
    >>2827907
    . . .I use to have a fear of baby strollers.
    >> What's it to ya? 04/15/10(Thu)20:59 No.2827926
    >>2827922
    Baby strollers?

    Why?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:01 No.2827935
    >>2827907
    i know someone who fell through a sewer grate when they stepped on it because it wasnt secured and ive heard of people getting injured via escalators... to it can happen

    crickets is stupid though lol
    >> Ukraine 04/15/10(Thu)21:02 No.2827941
    I bite my nails all the time, and I usually don't mind, until I saw this one photo of biting your nails to the VERY nub and it freaked me out a bit. But I almost feel like I can't stop doing it, which is sadly very, very lame. My hands aren't really that nice looking either, which is too bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:04 No.2827952
    >>2827926
    One time at an amusement park there were a lot people with baby strollers. I got hit by so many of them, I had a lot of bruises and one cut on my legs. It hurt so bad to walk.

    I ended up having a hard time being around them for a couple of years. I would twitch and go out of my way to be away from them.
    >> What's it to ya? 04/15/10(Thu)21:08 No.2827965
    >>2827952

    Ouch.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:08 No.2827968
    I pop two legally prescribed pills every day.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:15 No.2827992
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    >>2827935
    If one of these jumped on your face while you were in bed, you'd hate the fucking things, too. (It's called a camel cricket) I hate bugs that jump at you.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:17 No.2828000
    >>2827992I have a a fear of flies. Their incessant buzzing and multiple numbers, even if they don't live long I find them disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:33 No.2828067
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    >>2827992
    The garage of the house I lived in for twelve years was infested with them from spring to fall, so don't you cry "Waaah, I hate bugs!" until you've had a bunch of the fuckers get into your clothes and you couldn't get inside because your brother locked the door so you were stuck in the dark surrounded by even more camel crickets.

    /childhood rage

    As for my fact, I only very recently got a cell phone and it confuses me. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:35 No.2828081
    I think I'm a fucking genius and it's quite possible none of you are really here and I'm just in some elaborate set up so people can fully understand the extent of my genius.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:36 No.2828083
    I have a scar on my eyebrow
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:37 No.2828093
    >>2828067
    Ewww. We get them every fall. They seem to know I hate them, so they like to leap out at me from strange places, the sleeve of my sweatshirt, behind my shampoo in the shower, out of the washing machine. The last time I was ever in my chicken coop, I went out to close it up, and a fucking wave of them attacked me. That was over 5 years ago. So yeah, "Waahh, I hate bugs!"
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:39 No.2828101
    >>2828093
    Alright then, legitimate reasons. I though you were one of those wussies who freaked after one incident like everyone else I know.
    >> Maguma !ftEuMagUmA 04/15/10(Thu)21:39 No.2828102
    >>2821553
    I fucking love cheese cake. Want me to do something for you and need a way to coerse me? Cheese cake. my ultimate kryptonite next to white booty.
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/15/10(Thu)21:41 No.2828115
    >>2827992
    Camel Cricket? REALLY?! What kind of name is that for a fucking monster bug. More like Scary Fucker Cricket....
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:42 No.2828121
    I have a scar that runs between two moles on my cheek forming a %.

    Luckily the scar is kind of hard to see and people rarely notice this without my pointing it out.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:42 No.2828125
    I'm naturally left handed, but my primary one teacher held my left hand behind my back and forced me to write with my right hand.

    I was doing some form of homework, back in high school, had to sharpen my pencil, the pencil slipped afterwards, stabbed my right palm, and the lead is still in there.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:43 No.2828129
    old men fucked me in the ass, old black dude sucked my dick twice. feel bad brah
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:46 No.2828148
    >>2828109
    That's pretty much what happened to me. I ran down the hallway screaming, my mother went in to kill it, and it hid in my pile of stuffed animals. I couldn't go to sleep until she'd put them all in a bag and put it in the living room.

    >>2828101
    I feel the pain of your cricket horror. We don't get them as bad as we used to, but we still get them all winter. I think my cat has been eating them, and that's why we don't see them as much. Once one was under the toilet seat and jumped up and hit me in the ass when I was sitting. It landed back in the bowl and I flushed about 20 times. I had to lift the seat up and check for years after that. I fucking hate those shitty bugs so much.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)21:50 No.2828162
    >>2828115
    We've always called them Mutant Crickets. It looks like the Apocolypse's afterbirth....
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)22:04 No.2828230
    I'm not wearing pants right now. Too warm.
    >> Tofu 04/15/10(Thu)22:31 No.2828310
    I'm a navy belt in Tae Kwon Do. The week before I was going to test for my black belt, I dislocated my kneecap practicing a spinning back kick and my knee's been fucked up ever since.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)23:01 No.2828454
    Despite the fact that I'm not ugly or overweight, I'm forever one of the guys. Never been kissed, never had a boyfriend.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)23:07 No.2828481
    >>2828310
    I'm guessing you can't ever get your black belt in TKD then, can you?

    As for me...I'm currently down with a cold T_T shit sux. I haven't even taken 1 sick day yet though (but I did ditch art class one day, lol)
    >> NonCosplayer 04/15/10(Thu)23:12 No.2828493
    When I was younger I broke my leg on a rocking chair. It sounds stupid but, it did happen.
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 04/15/10(Thu)23:17 No.2828511
    >>2828493
    Don't feel bad. I cut my finger pretty badly on a peanut.
    A FUCKING PEANUT.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)23:19 No.2828519
    i was in a movie
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/15/10(Thu)23:20 No.2828527
    >>2828511
    cause your retarded.
    >> Ukraine 04/15/10(Thu)23:23 No.2828539
    >>2828310
    Despite the knee thing, still mad impressive. I tried karate once and failed pretty hard core.
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 04/15/10(Thu)23:28 No.2828562
    >>2828527
    :3
    >> NonCosplayer 04/15/10(Thu)23:30 No.2828569
    >>2828511
    Its crazy how some people get injured. ^_^

    Oh yeah nearly lost my pinky finger to a door. Still have the stitches there as a reminder. ^_^
    >> M- !!UatODx6KgB1 04/15/10(Thu)23:38 No.2828594
    When I was four I LOVED R2-D2. I wanted to marry R2-D2.(or at least hug one)
    When I went to Dragoncon for the first time and saw the life size remote control ones that made noise I asked if I could hug it. The guy said yes, I hugged it and promptly cried out of sheer joy of a childhood dream being fulfilled.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)23:43 No.2828609
    >>2828594
    D'aw, that's cute.
    >> Will's Faithful Worshiper !!YhJlh0ltAjk 04/15/10(Thu)23:44 No.2828614
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    I come here often to look for pics of fem cosplayers for artistic references on how to draw female anatomy ...

    And because some of which are very attractive
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)23:49 No.2828637
    i got a scar in my wrist. i told to my some people that it was from skateboarding (i had never EVER touched a skateboard in my entire life). When it was just that i fall from a chair and broke a cup. And because of that lie, now i have beautifull friends...im not sorry or anything...though they don't even know it (like 3 years ago)...i think i should tell thems they are enough compresive and good so nothing would happen but..just....bleeh
    >> Anonymous 04/15/10(Thu)23:56 No.2828662
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    I had to live this person.
    :\
    >> motoko !!Z9RHDE0TyCR 04/15/10(Thu)23:58 No.2828669
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    I suffer from severe emetophobia. It manifested at the end of the 4th grade. Thankfully though, I am beginning to make real progress in getting over it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)00:48 No.2828892
    >>2828669

    ME TOO!! I can't remember when it started, though. People don't take it seriously and make fun of me for it, and it's so annoying.

    Random fact, though? I'm about to be 25 and still don't have my license. I've taken driving lessons and all that jazz, but I don't feel comfortable driving because I have a real hard time not getting distracted. Yet, unless other non-drivers, I have a pretty good sense of direction.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)00:57 No.2828942
    I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 24.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)00:59 No.2828954
    >>2828669
    So, that explains your anorexia. Fight fire with fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)00:59 No.2828955
    I've told this thread more random facts about myself than the person I care most about because if I said anything to them I fear I'll come off as less than deserving.
    >> Jeñ !93dAD1zPW2 04/16/10(Fri)01:02 No.2828977
    Vodka runs through my veins. True story.
    >> gary !MQsmJtrRss 04/16/10(Fri)01:09 No.2829009
    i think chickens are cute.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:11 No.2829020
    i fucking love hetalia but whenever it comes up i urge the person to leave because i don't want to see hetalia get bashed again.
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 04/16/10(Fri)01:11 No.2829022
    >>2828977

    ...and rum through mine.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:14 No.2829031
    >>2829022
    Of course it does. You're a filthy Indian.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:18 No.2829043
    I have two extra nipples. They look like the ones a baby might have.

    (No, I'm not posting pictures. The last time I did I was accused of shooping for some reason when all I did was crop the photo.)
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:19 No.2829048
    I think I'm going crazy. I've been really paranoid that something's watching me and at least one night a week I hallucinate. Usually it's some sort of fishing lure/feathery thing that floats around like some sort of bizarre jellyfish. Other times though and more recently it's been the silhouette of a person. These have only been going on for a year but it scares me shitless. Can't set up an appointment with a psychologist either, flat broke at the moment.

    TL;DR I'm going crazy and can't do a thing about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:21 No.2829056
    I lost my best friend since childhood a few months back over a misunderstanding.
    I was just diagnosed with the same disease that is killing my mother.
    I've never needed my best friend more than now and I doubt she'll ever talk to me again.
    >> op 04/16/10(Fri)01:22 No.2829059
    Ive just watched episodes 12-18 of Stargate Universe before pretty much anyone else!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:25 No.2829065
    i've been playing with the wax from my laughing cow cheese for twenty minutes now.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:27 No.2829073
    >>2829065
    OH MY GOD! I thought I was the only one who did that! Do you ever mold it into little shapes and stick them on your mirror?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:29 No.2829077
    >>2829073
    I actually have used it for parts of cosplay before.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:32 No.2829086
    >>2829077
    Never thought of that... What for?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:36 No.2829092
    >>2829059
    12 came on last week but if it's true, I hate you, you lucky bastard. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:49 No.2829147
    >>2829056

    tough shit faget
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)01:50 No.2829151
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    >>2829147
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:54 No.2829180
    >>2829147
    **faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:55 No.2829189
    I'm moments away from finishing my first real cosplay.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)01:57 No.2829202
    >>2829189
    your moments away from being a weeabo.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)01:58 No.2829209
    I just got out of the shower and I am browsing 4chan wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around my hair.

    PRETTY RANDOM HUH.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)01:58 No.2829212
    >>2829209
    post pics and no its not random cause im not wearing fucking underwear. ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:01 No.2829223
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    >>2829212
    Oh, Hobbes. You and your free-ballin' ways.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)02:04 No.2829239
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    >>2829223
    its a lifestyle choice
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:05 No.2829245
    >>2829239
    I'll assume your balls haven't descended.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)02:06 No.2829247
    >>2829245
    im not gonna take another pic again.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:07 No.2829251
    >>2829247
    Hobbes posted a picture of himself?
    >> Pup !UbYi9JftEs 04/16/10(Fri)02:09 No.2829268
    I have just had a cast removed from my right foot today 8D
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)02:10 No.2829270
    >>2829251
    ive posted like 3 chest pics and 2 dick pics.
    >> motoko !!Z9RHDE0TyCR 04/16/10(Fri)02:11 No.2829275
    >>2828954
    >>So, that explains your anorexia. Fight fire with fire.

    that...makes no sense. I have no issues with eating.
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)02:14 No.2829290
    >>2821553
    I'm ambidextrous. Though I usually use my left hand for artwork; I can use both for writing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:15 No.2829295
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    I have two assholes :(
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:16 No.2829299
    >>2829270
    No face? You really are useless.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)02:17 No.2829305
    >>2829299
    i choose to remain anon. in a weird fashion.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:20 No.2829319
    >>2829305
    Well, that's no fun.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)02:23 No.2829328
    >>2829319
    yup.....its all srs bsn.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:24 No.2829337
    >>2829290
    When I was younger I was left-handed, though for the sake of "being right", my family forced me to use my right hand. I've wanted to learn how to use my left hand with art and writing but I fear it's gone for good.
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)02:45 No.2829440
    >>2829337
    It pains me when I hear kids were forced to use their right hand rather their their dominant left hand.

    DO IT. Left handed people are awesome.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)02:47 No.2829446
    >>2829440
    i know im awesome.
    i cant jack off and browse the internet at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:48 No.2829456
    >>2829440
    lol stop thinking you're special because you're different. If you were meant to be left-handed, English would be written right to left.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)02:50 No.2829462
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    >>2829456
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)02:58 No.2829497
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    >>2829456
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:05 No.2829527
    >>2829295

    just out of curiosity, how does all the plumbing work down there? is it like

    I SHIT ALLLLLLL THE TIME

    or what?
    >> Moose !!xpnfPG3jRm9 04/16/10(Fri)03:12 No.2829554
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    >>2829440
    Oh Jac, you make me feel so happy being a lefty ;-;
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)03:13 No.2829562
    >>2829554
    how are you a lefty? you got fucking hooves.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:14 No.2829572
    >>2829562
    I lol'd! You alright for a tripfag.
    >> Moose !!xpnfPG3jRm9 04/16/10(Fri)03:15 No.2829578
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    >>2829562
    I'm magic, bitch.
    >> Decade !!gjbGqChDNdq 04/16/10(Fri)03:18 No.2829596
    I'm ambidextrous.
    And I'm a better swimmer than most people.
    I also own 3 NES consoles, all of them work.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)03:19 No.2829604
    >>2829596
    you floating down stream doesnt count as swimming.
    >>2829578
    are you a wizard?
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)03:19 No.2829605
    >>2829596
    I bet I'm a better swimmer too. You and me AX pool show-down bitch!
    >> Decade !!gjbGqChDNdq 04/16/10(Fri)03:21 No.2829610
    >>2829604
    I Swim in pools
    >>2829605
    AX 2011 YOU'RE ON BITCH.
    ilu
    >> Moose !!xpnfPG3jRm9 04/16/10(Fri)03:21 No.2829611
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    >>2829604
    No.
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)03:22 No.2829614
    >>2829610
    its 2010.
    my average 200m is 110 secs.
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)03:22 No.2829617
    >>2829610
    Okay man, I am holding you to it! For reals! I'm gonna be hitting the pool all summer practicing for next year. You're going to get whooped. We all know your jew fro will slow you down.
    >> MK/Delicious Reno 04/16/10(Fri)03:23 No.2829618
    I have chronic migraines. I have a headache almost every single day, even if it's just a little bother of one.
    An irritating headache for me is a migraine for normal folk. A migraine for me would send a regular person to the hospital.
    Thanks for that genetic gift, dad. /:<
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)03:24 No.2829622
    >>2829618
    np son
    >> Decade !!gjbGqChDNdq 04/16/10(Fri)03:24 No.2829623
    >>2829614
    I'm not going to AX 2010, but I am AX 2011.

    and I go about1:48.59 or something in the 200 free
    >> Moose !!xpnfPG3jRm9 04/16/10(Fri)03:26 No.2829632
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    >>2829617
    Can I help you train? ;D
    >> Hobbes !Nigger/OcE 04/16/10(Fri)03:26 No.2829633
    >>2829623
    oh shit Micheal Phelps.
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)03:27 No.2829636
    >>2829623
    Yah well I go 1:48.58 so.... Yah I've got you beat.

    Well, what other cons are you going to this year?
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)03:29 No.2829647
    >>2829632
    I used to have an awesome 7ft deep in ground pool, so... You could very well have helped me train if I still had my pool. But yah if we can find a pool we can both get to, by all means let's make it happen.
    >> Moose !!xpnfPG3jRm9 04/16/10(Fri)03:36 No.2829668
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    >>2829647
    There's a pool like 10 mins from my house we could use if you wouldn't mind the driving over part.
    Its only 5ft though, I don't know if that's a problem or not, but yeah :'D
    >> Decade !!gjbGqChDNdq 04/16/10(Fri)03:37 No.2829672
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    >>2829633
    lolno
    >>2829636
    bull shit, proof I need it
    Also I lied, I went faster than that time I said before
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)03:46 No.2829701
    >>2829672
    >>2829672
    Photoshop.

    C'mon man, there is only one way to find out.
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)03:49 No.2829720
    >>2829672
    Also see
    >>2829693
    Look at my legs mother fucker, yah, those are going to bear your ass in the pool.
    >> Decade !!gjbGqChDNdq 04/16/10(Fri)03:54 No.2829750
    >>2829701
    > Implying I own photshop
    go here
    http://www.usaswimming.org/usasweb/DesktopDefault.aspx?TabId=358

    Fill in the form with the following
    Beadle Dustin
    1/1/2005 to 4/1/2010
    all events
    Show only the fastest time by event
    search
    >> Jactating !mGqf7cHvF2 04/16/10(Fri)03:56 No.2829757
    >>2829750
    Nah. I don't have the time to see your pathetic score. Sorry man.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)10:53 No.2830390
    >>2829048
    Dont worry I lost my mind too
    no one cared,everyone left and life went on .
    try not to trip out too much sometime soon you may find a peace of sorts.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)14:08 No.2830936
    >>2829618

    Huh, my cousin suffers from that too, it doesn't help that she's 5'5" and weighs 90 lbs.
    >> Big Wes !SRZG1QZfQU 04/16/10(Fri)14:14 No.2830951
    Due to a head injury in 6th grade, I'm totally color blind in my left eye. Just my left. 100%.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)14:14 No.2830958
    I've never had allergy problems before in my life, until this spring. I guess it's the high pollen count or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)14:19 No.2830977
    >>2829618
    I feel ya. My sister had to spend a good majority of her senior year of highschool in the hospital because of chronic migraines.

    Random fact about me?
    I throw up ice ream, frozen yogurt, marshmallows, and anything generally sweet and fluffy or creamy. I don't know why.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)15:11 No.2831157
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    >>2830977

    You can't eat marshmallows? How can one go through life without enjoying the fluffy goodness of mashmallows?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)15:20 No.2831192
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    I feel great and have no health problems whatsoever :D
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)15:43 No.2831304
    >>2831157
    oh goodness no. I love marshmallows! but afterward I have to spit up a slimy gooey sugar blob. It's fun with peeps, because the sugar blob is sparkly and colorful.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)15:45 No.2831317
    >>2831304


    That's a little disturbing, but I guess you gotta enjoy the little things, eh?
    >> R.D. !!qFhBIHR1ap8 04/16/10(Fri)16:20 No.2831511
    I really like those catalogues with handy stuff for old people in it. Like giant magnifiers or laptrays or those things you use to scratch your back.
    I don't even know why.



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