So far shit to not-so-shit part-time jobs.
inb4 occupying parents basement

nursing student

I leech my parents.

Will either be saving animals or allowing them to be eaten in one year and a half - if all goes well.

Medical Billing and Coding Student. I'll be done in July

I sing. Get paid around $1600 a month to perform at concerts and such. I kinda enjoy my life right now.

Will be starting in college in august.

I tattoo the shit out of people.

I fix computers in schools and colleges. Fun work unless the students are harrasing you.

I work at an Arby's near you.......

High school English teacher

Web and ad designer for a TV station.

I'm a web designer, check out the pop shoppe website? I helped design it :D
(I agree that the voices are odd, we didn't do that...)

General office bitch.

>I sing. Get paid around $1600 a month to perform at concerts and such. I kinda enjoy my life right now.

Lucky bastard

I do underwater acoustics research for the Navy. Being a civilian working for the military kicks ass, i get to see all the cool shit and not have to do drill.

Just got a job at Dunkin Donuts, actually. Haven't been there long enough to know if I like it, but it's really just a backup job for when sewing commissions are slow.

Wallet inspector.

I'm a receptionist [shrug]

Clerical workers actually make a pretty decent living where I'm from, so it's not so bad!

1st-year grad student in linguistics

Shit retail job.

Gotta go back to college..

>>2809446
where do you teach?

Don't want to give myself away too much, but in the US, the deep south unfortunately.

Apple

>>2809521
You work as an apple?

>>2809521
I work as a pear.
Want to start a fruit salad?

I do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

I'm a courier. I'm trying to get into mortuary transport.

JCPennys

Electrical Engineer, working at a company that builds safety devices/consoles for nuclear power plants

pic sorta related

Two retail jobs, one at a clothes store; the other's at a hardware store.
Nobody's hiring graphic designers in my city right now. Fucking expensive degree sitting on the wall for show!
Haven't had a freelance commission or project in half a year...

I stock on the night shift at a local Wal-Mart. Been doing it for a about 3 years now.

i work at Disney World, making sure that annoying children don't hurt the characters. soon, i'll be spending time with Darth Vader at Star Wars Weekends

Trying to attain my MSc, but not feeling motivated with my studies right now.

I work part time in a bar.

I work at a Gastro/Cardiac specialists office.

>>2809602
>Fucking expensive degree sitting on the wall for show!

I know what that's like.

Why the fuck did I go to a film school?

I work in a lab putting blood testing kits together. $12 an hour, they pay for half of my commute and I can pretty much come and go as I please.

Going to Empire Beauty School in September.

Apple

McDonald's for almost 2 years now. Most miserable I've ever been in my life. Only pleasure I get is knowing I'm slowly poisoning people with the piss poor food.

>>2809650
delicious poison

Vintage toy store, and I start at Netflix tomorrow

I work at a Ma&Pa pizza place about a block from Greek Row at our local college. Best job ever, because I can bet frat boys over the phone that I can get their pizza to them in under five minutes. Between winning bets and tips along with my regular salary I average out to about $13 an hour.

Marketing Coordinator for a global company. I'm the stereotypical stressed out corporate bitch running around bitching at people on my Blackberry.

>>2809722
What happened to GAP or whatever you did.

>>2809722
>I start at Netflix tomorrow

For some reason I can't wrap my head around this.

Art Student. Work at an Ice cream store in the summer and do book illustrations.

In b4 prepare for a life of failure.

I work as a doorman for beer money and I'm going to school to become a firefighter.

>>2809619

>Star Wars weekends

Wait

What?!?

I've worked at Hooters for about 2 and a half years now. I start at the Census Bureau next month, but it's only temporary. I think the Hooters in Long Beach is opening back up soon, so I might try and apply
there after the Census Bureau job is done.

>>2809442
That sounds really fun. What's the most interesting one you've ever done?

>>2809439
This too! What kind of music to you sing to? Or do you sometimes sing Acapella?

>>2809425
This for now. Applied at Best Buy, going to get a job at Devry eventually.

marine geologist....researching hydrothermal systems.

pic related

>>2809880
Wow.. I read this as 'marine gynecologist'.

>>2809852
I have sung acapella to a few concerts. Its mostly cover-numbers we perform with.
We've (Big band atm) been hired to perform at two large festivals that we're practicing for right now.
So far we're performing with Bohemian Rhapsody, some shitty Bob Marley songs, some Beatles and some David Bowie.
Gonna be a pretty cool festival. 8]

>>2809891
That would be researching the other hydrothermal system.

>>2809947
>>2809891
the science half of me just threw up a little.

Mooching off the 'rents still, but I hope to be an associate curator at an art museum in a year or so.

>>2809949
Venting? You might want to see a Marine Gastroenterologist for that.

>>2809852
>Long Beach
>Google to make sure there's not a Long Beach in Maryland
>there is

>>2809766
It was awful. Technically I haven't but in my two weeks yet, but my last scheduled shift was friday.

>>2809777
Over the phone customer service. Their call center is in an outlying suburb of Portland, near the Intel campus.

>>2809425
Now that I think about it I should also mention that I'm desperate to find a work with very flexible schedules, like giving out flyers, selling stuff at vending booths or working at a bar.

If I just lived in the city next to mine I could work in one of 6 different pubs that belong to friends and be paid 40€ to mix cocktails and get drunk in the process. Damn.

I work for Fresh & Easy and RelaxPack.

Bank teller. I could use more hours though. Might get a second job temporarily until this one picks up again.

Nothing right now, I'm a full time student. I'm graduating next year in concept art but concept art jobs are so scarce right now. I'm scurred.

>>2809918
Bohemian Rhapsody sounds fun to perform. *A* I sing like a dying cat with pneumonia who has been smoking for 35 years while facing a fan so it's fun to hear others who can actually sing in neat performances.

>>2810068
Ah, I meant California. I actually did not know Maryland had a long beach. How neat.

Right now ... part time maintenance worker, but I graduate this year and I will hopefully be starting a career as a web and graphic designer, just waiting to hear back from the interviews i went to

>>2809816
went to school for years for art.

now I work tech support.

>>2810139
So you're moving here?

Used to have a fucking awesome job at ibm, the pay was fucking great.
now im a stay at home mom :-/

>>2809762
ah a fellow corporate homie.

I've worked the last three years of my life in a lawfirm. Going to school for web design soon.

Pet care specialist at PetSmart.
going to collage for Psychology

Man.. there sure are a lot of people doing (or about to do) web design here..

>>2810190
>>2810190
>>2810190
>> collage

nigga u need to go to college to learn how to write. AMIRITE?

>>2810191
They're kind of like DA "manga" artists that think they can get into anything art/graphic. They've probably made a few websites in Dreamweaver and think they can make a career out of it

im in the navy

>>2810196
What is sad is ... you can. Seriously my friend's dad keeps getting business but his sites are deprecated, made with microsoft frontpage at best, and show no knowledge of good design. They scare me because people pay him and sugguest him to friends :(

i work for a magazine

student (awesomeee). Going to be a programme. Hopefully I'll do games someday.. sweeet

>>2810202
Sounds like I need to get into web design.

>>2810202
that's because nobody knows what aesthetics and function are anymore. Most websites are a nightmare of terrible layouts and unneeded flash bullshit that do nothing but dissuade people from wanting to use the shit.

Nothing irritates the shit out of me more than flash bullshit all over a site just to have it there...

I'm going to university for costuming.

>>2810214
Thats okay, flash is on it's way out, especially with mobile phone browsing getting so big

>>2810210
>working in games being awesome

Sure hope you like brown and bloom FPS, because that's all you'll be doing. Study up on how to program quicktime events.

lolita stripper

Pre-school teacher. Almost done with school in order to be able to teach older kids who don't cry at the drop of a hat and still have accidents on occasion.

>>2810153
Not anytime soon! I'll just be visiting for an extended period and want to work while I'm there. Not 100% of the dates, but very soon, I hope!

>>2810190
Do you ever get any unusual pets coming in the store?

I buy fabric from Italy, and complain to them about it when we have problems with the fabric.

I spend other people's money.

>>2809816
No way bro! Book illustration is a great area to get into. Only fine artists are "starving" artists. Illustration is practically commercial art. My cousin's a children's book illustrator, and she makes BANK. Pic related, dat be sum of her stuff.

>>2810196
I take offense to that. I've done liquor bottle graphics, done a few pages in a coloring book. If it's anime related, I'm doing vectors of stuff for small clubs to make into buttons or T-shirts. Done some of the local bands stuff too.
So, DA "My artwork is original, not stolen and beautiful" is not me. I don't even have a page there, though I probably should to get wannabe cash...

>>2810282
HOLY CRAP, REALLY? I love that series.

Come the 26th, bums-in-seat tester at Namco. Prior to that, lots and lots of temping in admin. Mundane shit, mon ami.

I'm an assistant in property management. Pretty mundane, but pays well.

Sailor over here, counting down my 1 1/2 years before I have to go to a sea command.

There are no joanne fabrics stores at sea. :|

>>2810160
Why did you quit if you liked your job?

>>2809397

Freelance make up artist when I can get the work. Most of the time I work in a cafe'.

FML

>>2810356
Can I be that when I grow up?

Office assistant.

Drug Researcher for Glaxo-smith Klein
& Part time personal trainer.

Both jobs involve being paid well for sitting around for things to happen.
Being paid while on 4chan. FEELS GOOD MAN.

Optician
= Sitting around and waiting for costumers while browsing 4chan.

>>2810438
>>2810423
so jealous

>>2810310
THAT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME. I'll have to tell her, haha! She does all the jacket illustrations, but I'm not sure if she does any inside work.

>>2809637
No shit? I test blood for a living. Which company do you work for, maybe I've used your stuff.

>>2810450
I write shitty fanfics at work, and when my boss isn't around I practise my singing.
Fuck "teamwork" jobs, I love being alone all the time and doing all sorts of bullshit.

Production Assistant.

Shit is so cash.

Ctrl + F
"photographer"
0 results


Wait, what? I thought this was /cgl/. No freelance "photo artists" around who piss off real photographers?!

I'm in college, and I also clean tables at Chili's. Pretty good bank for a busboy.

>>2810471
Being a production assistant is never cash.

They are the tools of the film world.

Although if you could hook me up with a job, THAT shit would be cash.

Courier.

Still going to school. Had a fucked up year in life so was forced to move back to my parents.

Was doing great, saved up enough to move out, then my job hit "famine" mode. Ate away my savings and it's now starting to pick up again.

I'm studying to get into Network Administration but more and more I'm starting to realize I'm a more hardware sort of guy. I might end up doing installs or engineering. The engineering sounds great but goddammit it means more school. Not to mention I know shit about making/designing electronics.

>>2810491

Sucky hours: At least 12 hours of work, call times varying from early in the morning, to mid afternoon.

Low Pay: 9.28 an hour

The knowledge that you know more than any film student graduating film school, simply from experience on set: Priceless!

>>2810502
It's best if you, personally, haven't gone to film school.

Film school is such a massive waste of money, and I should know.

>>2810526
So fucking true man.

Still in school, but for the past two years I've been working as an accountant at an auction field.
It sucks during rainy/really hot weather, but I've been able to get some pretty awesome shit for almost nothing, and the pay is fantastic.

wow this thread makes me feel well off. Risk analyst for banking.

>>2809429
Enjoy being out of a job soon. Hope you liked your worthless job

I just got fired yesterday for not being aggressive enough ;-;
At 7.50 an hour, I guess it wasn't that big a loss, but it was still my first job and I bawled when they told me

>>2810753
Aw, I'm sorry. That always sucks. How old are you and how long did you work there?

I've been fired twice, but once was a screaming match with my boss when I was 17, and the other I was "let go" because the job "wasn't a good fit." I wasn't too upset about it because I hated that fucking job. The stress I was under made me sick.

Ghostbuster

Just finished my first year of university, hoping to get a job with the YMCA for the summer. :)

>>2810769
I have never had a job that I DIDN'T hate.

..life is depressing.

>>2810771
BEST JOB

>>2810769
I'm 18, and I really only worked there a little over a month, but the upsetting part, to me, was that other people just didn't show up, and they didn't get fired. People got fired for getting into fights, and other extreme stuff...not just because they weren't liked :(

I hope most of you college students enjoy your worthless jobs. Most liberal arts and arts-based degrees are useless as shit. Math and science is where it's at.

>>2810771
Me too bro

I UNLOAD TRUCKS AT THE LOWE'S. FUCK YEAR

I'm a Direct Service Provider--which means I help retarded adults do everything in their daily lives that they can't do.

I'm like a glorified Mommy/Maid. Why the fuck do I have a degree in polsci again?

>>2810806
>>2810789

I'm seriously considering some kind of "alternative" job like sect leader or fortune teller because nine-to-five jobs (in my current case 9 to 6:15, ugh) piss me off to no end. I once begged in the streets for shits and giggles and couldn't believe how much money I made that day.
I guess I'm just a delusional failure at life

Hopefully getting a job soon from my aunt who's opening a bookstore.
Shit will be so cash if it happens.

Call center.
And at 14$ an hour, PLEASE BITCH AT ME.

>>2809602
I feel your pain.

>>2810820
Enjoy being closed before you can get off the ground by Amazon.com

3rd year Biological Science/Psychology combined degree. 2 more years to go and then hopefully med. I work during the summer in labs and stuff.... yeah.

I build airplanes. Well, sort of.

>>2810862
Models?

>>2810862
Paper airplanes?