I have brown marks on the insides of my thighs (right where the vulva meets the leg?) and I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE AND THEY MAKE ME FEEL UGLY.

How do I tell the guy I use to date that I don't want him back?

>>2796834

"I don't want you back"

A lot of my friends are in crappy moods and they're shutting themselves out from being helped. I just want them to be happy :(

How do I make a guy feel sexy as fuck when having sex with him?

the girls in my class are jealous of my big ass tittays but I hate them. They give me back issues and are covered with stretch marks,are saggy and have visible greenish veins. I can literally take my pulse by my boob veins. feels bad man.

>>2796840
Fuck the hell out of him.

>>2796856
Well, besides that.

Over the past 2 years I've become so awkward. I don't know what happened to me. I've only got 1 friend who I hang out with anymore because shes just as awkward, but shes got more friends than me. And I used to have 4 times as many as her! Feels awful man...

>>2796838
as someone in a bad mood, I can see where they're coming from. sometimes it's better to just shut everyone out and wallow in shit for a bit, but I can't do that right now, can I, noooo, I gotta be chipper and full of glee and whatever bullshit else.

>>2796866
There really isn't much to do, if he's just being a fag about it all, forget it.

>>2796875
He's not, I just wanna specialify it up some. He lost his virginity to me so I just want it to be fantastic next time around.

You are not TherapuAnon and therefore suck at giving advice, OP.

>>2796889
>implying you have to be "TherapuAnon" to give out advice

>>2796889
>new tripfag no one knows talking about some other fag no one knows

>>2796889

Are you new? None of these threads are started by a tripfag

>>2796823
Shoujo anime is making me depressed because I realize how I would make much better choices than the main characters if I was given the chance.

I feel like the genre is mocking on me, and I can't sleep because of it.

I just got told I got HPV from my ex and now I have to get a biopsy and cervical cancer runs in my family QQ

I didn't know rollercoasters were real until very recently. Now all my friends are making fun of me and I don't know what to do. It's like the world has changed.

I get weirdly insecure about the dumbest stuff... like people cosplaying the same character as I do or my SO being harmlessly affectionate toward others. It's always been like this, even as a kid I got depressed when other children had more pokemon toys than me.

The shitty part is I KNOW how freaking lame and petty it is for these things to bother me but I can't make myself not feel this way, wtf. I suck, man.

I've been thinking of smoking again. The past couple months I took up drinking because things have been bad. I thought I'd be saving money because it's like six bucks a pack and I'd smoke said pack or two a week, but I've been drinking more than that a week. Smoking helped me relax, drinking just makes me feel good and let my subconscious show up and do shit I wouldn't otherwise. Fuck me.

>>2798532
wut r u full retardz?

>>2798557

Eckhart Tolle would say that because you know it's lame and petty, you are that much closer to enlightenment.

But then again, Eckhart Tolle is a faggot.

>>2798561
Don't do it man =( it's not worth it

>>2798572
Whoa you know who he is?

>>2798561
You'll feel better

There is this crazy cosplayer/photographer that keeps making shit up about other cosplayers and posting it publicly in her LJ. She works for a popular convention but she keeps going after other people because she's jealous of them.

I am considered her friend, but I want nothing to do with her. However if I stand up to her she will just turn on me. She keeps doing these things in the name of the convention she works for, and which I work for. I don't want her damaging the convention anymore. What do I do?

Why am I the way I am when it comes to girls? I'm so awkward and shy. Girls wait for the guy to say something and I never say anything.

I'm so quiet, and polite and girls want a confident, "in your face" kinda guy most of the time.

I don't go to conventions to meet friends/girls but it'd be cool if it happened. I just feel like if I were to walk up to a girl and ask what she's up to during the convention and maybe walk and talk with a random girl... I'd get slapped/ignored/walked away from.

I'm not unattractive. At least I don't think so.

Hey, /cgl/... you got any /adv/ice in you?

>>2798724
w.w.m.d.
what would masa/maguma do?

>>2798724
I used to be like you, my friend :( Feels bad, man. I was really anxious and shy for almost all of highschool. After that though I got out into the world and became less introverted. Still a shutin! But I can talk to people without any problems :3

Just be more comfortable in your own skin. It takes time, but once you like yourself more, you'll be more able to just relax and be more outgoing. Try not to be anxious about talking to people, girls or otherwise. Remember: pretty much everyone gets anxious to some degree when they're talking to strangers.

>>2798724
I'm exactly like you, awkward as hell and don't know how to approach girls. Looked to a older brother type of friend for help but eventually I got lucky and a girl liked me. I'm not the type of guy that is into looks so as long as she likes me and is a good person I am fine.

Well looks matter to a certain extent, if it's someone ridiculously overweight, or have burn marks and or rashes all over their faces, amongst other deformities I would be turned off too, no offense to those people, it's just too shocking for me since I don't see many of them in daily life. I mean if everyone looked like that I'd be used to it and be fine with that too.

protip: I assume you're white and live in the states, go to downtown wherever you live and talk to foreign exchange japanese girls, or ones on working holidays, but hide the fact you are an otaku. Since they took the time to study abroad they are most likely the types that are obsessed with white guys.

I'm a worthless NEET who doesn't even have his drivers license. The worst part is that I'm fracking 19 years old and due to circumstances (which I don't feel like going over) my dad still has gotten around to get the bloody car inspected. This is why I don't have my license, job, and working to get my degree. I feel like a freaking parasite because I feel by now the least I could be doing is help out my folks pay the bills but, I can't do that. It bothers the me that my life is at a bloodly stand still.

Thanks for listening I really needed to vent. Feel free to laugh me because I know you will. :D

>>2798929
I didn't get my license till 25, although I had a job since 18 though.

I'm pregnant and I just found out my boyfriend was cheating on me. :( I don't even know if the baby is mine or not now and I don't know what to do.

I'm a rare breed of cosplayer, married and everything. I want to have a baby within the next two years but I don't think my husband wants kids. How do I approach the subject?

>>2798979
You're pregnant but you don't know if the baby is yours? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

>>2798980
tell him how awesome pregnant girls are

>>2798979
>I'm pregnant
>I don't even know if the baby is mine or not

lolwut.

>>2798951

I'm 27, still no license (insurance is too fucking expensive), still living with my mom. No education past HS, making almost min.wage.
You just got 1 uped. :( baaaaaaaaw

>>2798630
anyone?

>>2798980

Poke holes in the condoms.

>>2799000
But I'm on the pill!

>>2798995
Because America's a meritocracy, you didn't one-up them. You just opened yourself up to criticism about your irresponsibility.

>>2799004
Accidentally forget to take 2 days.

>>2798979
Sooooo, you cheated on your boyfriend and you're upset that he cheated on you? WAY2GOHO.

Is anyone on /cgl/ legitimately successful? I've found that most of you are some of the most immature, uneducated and least successful people of any of the boards, and that's why you hold on so dearly to the convention culture. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

>>2798980

Maybe you should have had this talk before you got married. Disagreements over kids & financial issues are two major causes of divorce.

>>2799023

>You just opened yourself up to criticism about your irresponsibility.

I THINK THAT WAS THE POINT. derp derp.
Someone kick my ass, I need to do something with my life.

>>2799061
Is that what you wanted? Really? Okay, tell me your excuses for not being a self-sufficient adult first.

>>2799059
We did, but as I've gotten older I changed my mind.

>>2799048
pretty sure the successful people in this hobby have better things to do then post here

I made a thread about success and there were a few richfags and mostly high school dweebs

Look better than everybody but have to keep criticizing people's appearances to make up for my failing psychological health.
Walking backwards and forwards through doorways, only eating once or every second day, measuring myself for hours at a time due to my obsession with perfection.
Can't find anywhere to buy Potassium Cyanide, too difficult to keep on living, too afraid to kill myself in any other way, feeling trapped and going somewhat insane.

>>2799048
Cons are a young thing for the most part, especially anime cons. Personally, now that I'm older and more successful, they're not such a massive deal anymore, but I like having them around as vacations. I work on costumes when I have free time, and the only commitment I make is for a hotel room (because it's a dick move to back out on your roommates a week before and expect them to come up with your share.) If I have work to do, I just say, "Eh, whatever" and plan for another one some other time.

The legitimately successful ones aren't an especially loud bunch though, so while they might lurk you'll rarely hear from them.

I'm a broke motherfucker and feel guilty everytime my S.O. pays for my shit. But I can't even get an interview, let alone a job. I've only had one job in my life, and it wasn't even for a full year (the company moved), so I'm guessing it's all just an experience issue. But I can't get job experience unless I get a job.

>>2799130
I think they're mostly referring to the people who aren't in college, going no where, etc.

>>2799048
I'm just finishing up my PhD, and I'm getting married to an MD at the end of may. I've already got several offers from universities who are interested in my research and may want to offer me some kind of teaching position.

that being said, I'm a couple years older then most people on /cgl/ and I dicked around for most of my twenties, so I think there's still hope.

sage because I'm doing great.

>>2796823
meh, I need a raise, I really want to move, my rents only 150/month and it's a great place, but I'm just kind of bored with it...

>>2799203
Mind if I ask what you're getting a PhD in? Now I'm interested.

Looking at the photos that were taken of me at Anime Boston have made me realize I'm way too fat and ugly for cosplay :| feelsbadman.jpg.

>>2799247
Post them I'll be the judge of that.

>>2799247
Where are they?

>>2799246
paleoanthropology, it's gotten really big lately, which I find funny because when I started everybody was telling me I'd never find a job, and that it was a useless degree.

>>2799247
Hey, I was at AB.

At least you saw pictures of yourself ;~;

I SWEAR PEOPLE TOOK SOME OF ME. I JUST CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHEREEE.

>>2799132

I'm the EXACT same way, man. :( My boyfriend has been working for years, and he's getting paid a fuckton for an internship he's doing, and he just got his tax return, meanwhile I push my resume all over the place and hear nothing from anyone. I just want a job at the mall, man. :( Retail and shit. Why the hell are people demanding "five years experience in retail" for folding a pair of fucking pants and ringing them up for people? Christ.

>>2799283
God damn it, I wish I was doing paleoanthropology. I wish I was doing any type of anthropology. I wish I had thought about my future at all the first two years of school.

>>2799283
Nice. *brofist* Physics major here. What exactly is your research about? That's an interesting field.

>>2799283
Love how Wikipedia's paleoanthropology article is a one-sentence definition and then the rest is a history of the discipline.

>>2799267
>>2799269
Seriously, I'm enough of a judge that I can tell that I looked awful, haha.

>>2799288
Aw, well I hope you can find some! Hopefully more people will upload pictures as the week goes on.

>>2799296
oh, I didn't really think of my future at all, it was just something I was interested in, at the time, I kind of agreed with them that nothing would really come of it, but I figured I would cross that bridge when it came to it.

seriously though, in my twenties I did basically NOTHING. I just got really motivated all of a sudden when I was like 27 to get a better education.

I'm currently a business admin major in an associates program. Was going to transfer to another college to get bachelors, but now that I'm getting into actual business courses I'm discovering I hate it. Business is not for me. I told my dad, the one who is paying for all this, and he told me to finish my associates degree. But, what do I do after that? I was thinking of going into psychology.. Human behavior intrigues me to no end. Any tips on going into the psych field?

slowly trying to learn a second language but I have a horrible memory

>>2798979

Nice try.

>>2799353

You give me a sliver of hope. I'm >>2798995

>>2799310
>>2799329
It's really hard to explain exactly what I'm doing (/ what all paleoanthropologists do) because it's pretty much just gathering raw information and finding out how it's related, or if it's not related at all.

I'm invited in July to go to Palau to check out the area where "the little people" were found, which seems to have nothing to do with what I've focused on, but may be related....it's hard to explain...

i had a piece of bread on the table and i came out and my cat was eating all of it :(

fucking cats why do you eat bread its not for you

>>2799380
I'm on my third, from someone with a horrible memory to another, I suggest living in the country that speaks the language for awhile.

>>2799075

>Okay, tell me your excuses for not being a self-sufficient adult first.

I'm not-not self sufficient. I do pay $500 rent to my mom, she's not 'taking care of me'. I just live with her for convenience. As I am right now, i could pay rent, and 'get by' just fine. But as mentioned, it's pathetic. Any female (sans psycho/whale/addict) would drop me after few years max once they realized this.

My problem is a lot worse than preceived. Everyone thinks i'm 'lazy', but it's the other way around. I'm highly intellectual, but my personality type (analyst kinda) does not allow me to stay interested in topics long enough to make a career out of, and I cannot FORCE myself to learn something I don't like. My brain simply refuses to focus on things that do not interest it. It's painfully hilarious, because I can come up with amazing ideas, but I don't have the motivation/planning ability to see it through. I'm the master of procrastination.
The good thing: Once I'm interested in something, I'll turn it inside out until I understand every aspect of it.
Bonus: Once analyzed (and enjoyed even), brain drops interest.
Thus, I'm stuck with jobs that are easy enough to accomplish almost half braindead/autonimously while I daydream all day. WAT.
Bonus 2; The only thing I'm interested in, which could make money, that has kept my attention over the years, and that I would enjoy doing, is illegal.

>>2799203
>>2799419
dude, you're pretty much the same as me, I liked paleoanthropology because I was interested in it and new research is always coming up, that proves and disproves theories, so it's impossible to know everything.

>>2799419
my guess is either drugs or genetics?

>>2799419
>I'm highly intellectual, but my personality type (analyst kinda) does not allow me to stay interested in topics long enough to make a career out of, and I cannot FORCE myself to learn something I don't like. My brain simply refuses to focus on things that do not interest it

Suck it up. Learning and doing things you don't always like is part of life. I don't looove the fact that I have to take biology classes as a Political Science major but i suck it up and learn that shit anyway so I can pass and graduate. Life's not always about doing what you want to do, sometimes it's about doing what you have to.

>>2799449

I'll look into it, see if it prods my brain. :P

>>2799453
Too smart to become a slave to some drug. But I do love taking them for fun/planned occasions. A little pill + rave can equal a fun night.
Genetics? Ehh...more like personality type. Myers-Briggs says I'm an INTP. Once I read into it a bit, it's spot on.

>>2799493
Myers-Briggs is bullshit. Inconsistent scores hinder it from being a good personality test. Waste of money imho.

>>2799478

I fucking hate answers like this. THIS is why 90% of the population doesn't get wtf I'm about. It's not laziness. It's not slacking. I've TRIED taking courses that I was not interested in years ago to 'do something with my life'. It was not only painfull, I literally read thru about 2 pages of financial studies before I'd realize 'hey, I have no idea what I just read, because my mind was actually on X topic'.
I managed to barely pass the exam. After which I never wanted to touch the material again. You want me to spend ~$20k on that?

>>2799499

I somehow doubt that. I've done the (real) test a couple of years apart. At first, i thought it was bs, but the 3rd time I got the exact same result it kinda dawned on me I should read into it. When I did, it amazed the shit out of me, because I never thought someone put my personality down on paper in a way that it made sense.
This was not some horoscope bullshit that 'applies to everyone'. It was very specific things I could not find in others.

>>2799504
anon wasn't saying you were lazy...just that in all things we end up having to do SOMETHING we didn't absolutely love. i'm in grad school...do you think i enjoyed taking classes outside my focus area? not particularly. they were boring and irrelevant. but i plugged through. I got a MS, then switched schools and am working on my PhD now.

I'm not so good at connecting things. Like, it's hard for me to remember that other people are also people, or that the job I have is actually a job and not just something I do on occasion, and I get checks for a completely unrelated matter. :L I know, strange.
Also, my boyfriend broke up with me by changing his facebook status, and I just found out...a week late.

They based our freshman year roomates on a Myers-Brigg test. Either people lied/didn't give a crap, or the test is fail.

Oh wait, it's all of the above!

>>2799522

You're basing the validity of the test on 1 sample, and the resulting combination of retarded teenage roomates?

notsureiftroll.jpg

>>2799543
They might've tried to combine opposite personalities, too, to get you out of your 'box'

>>2799518

Thing is, why spend money on something I'm not into, when every single old person tells me to do something I'll love? Really, the happiest people you see are the ones that WANT to gotto work in the morning, because they love it. You can be rich, and still be miserable.

>>2799419
>>2799504
>I'm highly intellectual, but my personality type (analyst kinda) does not allow me to stay interested in topics long enough to make a career out of, and I cannot FORCE myself to learn something I don't like. My brain simply refuses to focus on things that do not interest it
You're just an idiot. Yes, you're an idiot. 100% of the population suffers from the same problem you do. You are not alone, everyone understands your problem. You just are lazy. Don't give me this bullshit about how you "can't" focus on anything you aren't interested in. So then what ARE you interested in? Anime and video games?

You aren't an intellectual if you haven't studied anything, period. And if you were interested in ANYTHING intellectual you would do well in college (because you know, you can PICK what you want to learn).

I swear to god everyone on 4chan believes they are these brilliant gifted geniuses who just "can't do well in school." School means nothing, but you aren't intelligent just because you know facts from wikipedia.

There's this guy I'm starting to get to know...I had an abortion that I regretted, and he has a child whose mother is out of the picture...seems awesome, but could also be a huge mistake to get involved with someone in their child's formative years

>>2799582

I guess I'll repeat myself for you, fucktard. Seem to have a reading comprehension of some sort.

I'm an analyst type. Once I realize the basic 'pattern' or 'concept' of an idea, the idea becomes useless to me and my mind moves on. If it's something that's interesting, i'll stick to it further, and go deeper in the layers of understanding it. There's only 1 or 2 things in my life that have stuck around long enough, and they're both not career worthy. I don't care about anime/video games, thats just a passtime.
I know there's something for me out there, I just have no idea what it is.

>>2799597
Have you tried anything with computers, such as programming? It's like a puzzle with a tangible payout

I got wasted at a party two weeks ago and got caught so im grounded, I wanna be with my gf, my mom doesnt like her because shes like year and a half older than me, we want to meet on saturday, i can go out with friends (as long as she sees the friends are there) but not to parties. My girlfriend is chubby so i dont want my friends too meet her.

What do OP?
In return, brushie.

>>2799607
Come back to us when you're not underage, fag

>>2799597

>>2799602

Yeah I've been considering getting into programming. Only downside is people who do it telling me it's not the best lifestyle. I'm trying to become more social, not a work-at-home shutin. =\

>>2799607
you're a child and a cunt, but holy shit that pic is cute.

>>2799617
>>2799623
Underage for your piece of shit country, i can drink at 18 here fags.

>>2799626
Well, having put aside our differences, what do?

>>2799626
You still live with your mom who you got in trouble with for drinking. You're underage.

anyway i gotta get to bed, thanks for listening to me rant.
In return, hot bitch.

>>2799557
2799518 here...

I fucking LOVE my job. i worked hard for the last 18 YEARS so that i could be doing something that i love this much. i sacrificed a lot in order to get here. shit doesn't happen overnight bro...you gotta WORK to get where you want, it just doesn't fall in your lap and magically suddenly you're doing something you love.

also, i get paid to go to school and do research. MS was the same way. college was a big fat scholarship for academics.

you're making excuses for yourself. GET OVER IT.

>>2799645
What is this?

I got hired for a temporary job at the Census Bureau! I'm very happy about this, actually. I took the employment test on my birthday, which was an embarrassing morning worthy of a corny sitcom so I'm relieved I was worth hiring.

It's my chance to finally leave the job I've been at and never liked for two and a half years. Well, temporarily. I can always come back. But I have no desire to go back. I want to move forward, study, get somewhere further!

I suppose there isn't much to complain about, I'm overall happy. I just vent the same worries of not being able to move forward fast enough as others. I'm such a sucker for new and exciting points in life that even a month-long new job has me revived. Can't worry too much about what happens next, that's no fun. But I can worry a little. I think.

>>2799520
I'm sorry about the Facebook thing. :c

>>2799203
That's incredible, congratulations! Can I ask how long you've been studying?

>>2799648
A Gijinka Pokemon

>>2799597

Misfire, second time go.

To be honest, I feel like you just want to find an excuse as to why you don't have a good job/a degree. "The world is just doesn't understand meeee" and all that. And maybe it doesn't, but it's probably never going to. You're the one who needs to adjust yourself to how the world works and what it offers.

Even if you go into computer programming you might not enjoy every aspect of it. Are you just going to give it up then?

>>2799653
but you make such a hot Hooters girl

What's bugging me lately is that I'm searching for jobs but I never seem to get callbacks. I've had 3 jobs before, the biggest one probably working at McDonalds over last summer so I DO have experience but for some reason I can't seem to hook in any employers. :\

>>2799661
re-vamp your cover letter and resume.

I'm terrified I'm going to fail my chemistry test tomorrow and I can only blame myself for skipping even though I can't even do problems from days when I was in class and paying attention. Fuck.

Why is this level so much harder than the last? I got an A last semester and I'm seriously struggling with it this semester.

A really nice guy just asked me to prom. This is bad, for three reasons.
1) I'll be at ACen prom weekend.

2) He's foxy enough, yeah, but I am so incredibly squicked by the idea of a romantic relationship that it's an impossibility.

3) Also: I don't like disappointing people. WHAT DO, /CGL/

i've been shopping for a new car. but i just cant find anything i like.

>>2799670
organic or inorganic chem? or p-chem?

>>2799665
Give him a shot. Say you're busy that weekend but would like to hang out some other weekend. Be honest and up front. "I'm not sure how comfortable I am with a romantic relationship, but I'm willing to give it a chance." And see how it goes.

>>2799670

A'ight: go to sleep RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER, wake up early tomorrow morning, study. Get a delicious fucking breakfast, run in early to ask your teacher and friends for help.
YOU CAN DO IT ANON

>>2799671
Speaking as one nerdy girl to another, prom is probably just going to be a huge disappointment. Acen > prom any day of the week.

Is the foxy dude a friend of yours? While it's a total cliche, I wouldn't discount the possibility of a "hurr durr i'ma ask out the loser chick for teh lulz" scenario.

>>2799676

Thanks, anon. I don't really get crushes all that often (the last one I had was, I think, about eight years ago), and so it would be good practice to keep my pimp hand strong.

>>2799679

Naw man, he's just a nice guy from AP Bio. I mean, he's intelligent (from what I've seen the hour or so I've spent with him each day), and we talk a little.

>>2799673
get a yellow or pink bug like the rest of you stupid girls that buy cars for aesthetic purposes

>>2799679
Josie Geller? is dat you?

>>2799673
what kind of car do u want? a new new car or a new to you car?

>>2799687

THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
THEY HATIN'

>>2799686
Huh. Well... Yeah, I'd just tell him that you're busy that weekend, but you'd just love to hang out with him, some other time? Don't blow him off if you think a relationship would work, but don't blow off Acen either.

I've got a soft spot for twee high-school romances, as cynical as I am, what can I say?

>>2799692
new to me car. and i have no idea. i like older cars. however i want something with good gas mileage.

>>2799657
It's not a flattering uniform. Plus they're going retro again by slowly re-introducing the tummy-showing shirts they had in the 80's. I do not want to wear that thing. :c

>>2799671
Worry about this: What answer will disappoint not him, but you? Is there a part of you that thinks of the possibilities in a silly, exited way, even when you're scared? Or is the interest zero?

Being considerate is good, but worrying about disappointing others can sometimes lead you to doing things you know your heart isn't in. If you're curious, go for it because you a part of you wants to! If not, that's okay too! You have no reason to feel bad, like you've "disappointed someone." I think so, anyway.

Be confident!

>>2799699
try craigslist?

>>2799674
Inorganic/general 2. Not taking organic, thank god.
>>2799677
It's only 11! D:

>>2799653
thanks, I went through pretty quickly, I spent 2 years on my Master's and the last 3 on my PhD, and I'm set to graduate this year.

I've been in therapy for three years and the longer it gets, the more I become a shut-in. I'm starting to hate people more and more.

I'm socially awkward and don't keep contact with my friends, until I lose them.

Also, I'm okay-looking but I have derlatillomania. And I walk away for guys who try to talk to me because I get scared.

FML.

I have a question...when a girl is interested in a guy, she giggles, messes with her hair, and, the most obvious tell, she touches her lips/puts her hand over her mouth.
What are the signs that a guy is interested in a girl?

>>2799597
Wow. Do you think that defends your point at all? I don't even understand what you're talking about. I guess you legitimately think that is a problem that is UNIQUE to you. The whole "type" thing is bullshit first of all. Second of all EVERYONE'S mind strays. After five minutes of reading anything you aren't interested in your mind strays. It happens to EVERYONE. I'll pull up the study with MIT students if you want, you faggot.

You're just another annoying fucker who thinks you're intelligent, but you aren't. Do you really think you understand the "basic pattern" to anything? If you really think the world is that easy to understand you don't even have a minute grasp of ANYTHING (which makes you not an intellectual). Tell me what your interests are, Mr. Intellectual.

I'm surprised you haven't found the "pattern" of idiots like you all posting with the same EXACT "problem" yet still claiming they are brilliant. Too HARD for you bro?

And yes, I mad.

I have a stupid crush on someone waaay out of my league and a good bit older than me. I kind of feel like an idiot for falling for him because nothing will ever come of it, but little things keep getting my hopes up.

Who knows, maybe something will happen the next time we run into each other or maybe I'll stop being stupid and continue enjoying my singledom.

Well, Doc, I have this GREAT idea for a cosplay.
But... my wallet won't be able to shell out for it.
Not to mention that I have no idea how to make a pair of custom badges necessary for the costume. (They look VERY nice, though.)

And, well, I also have no idea how to do a lot of stuff when it comes to cosplaying. I want to do some unique, and exciting stuff. But I don't want to spend all my time and energy, only to see myself screw it all up.

Pic related, these are the badges I'm talking about.

Had an interview with an internship I really want. Hope I get it. The school year is ending and I really need an internship for graduation, so I'm a little nervous about not getting one. I really hope I get one soon. I don't find out for another week or so if I got this one, so all I can do is apply to other places and stew.

>>2799729
Should be quite obvious when a guy is into a girl. He'll make it obvious, even the shy ones.

>>2799727
is that when you pull your hair out?

>>2799729
A massive erection.

>>2799713
so since it's the second half i'm guessing you're doing redox reactions and buffers? what in particular is giving you the most trouble?

>>2799746
I can tell you will enjoy the money.

>>2799744
I'm really terrible at reading people...we talk on fb chat all the time, and when I went to his house, he was sitting pretty close to me, with our legs almost touching while watching a movie, and from the beginning of the night to the end, he moved from the furthest couch cushion to the one next to me...I'm just worried because we'll be drinking tomorrow night, and I don't want to do anything stupid if he wants to be just friends

>>2799729
We snub you because we ain't go no time for you ho'z

>>2799729
do you have a functional vagina?

>>2799764
He doesn't want to be friends. Fuck him.

>>2799761
That's the plan. My mom is ballin' and sends me $1500 every 15 days for rent and whatever I need, but I don't want to rely on her and feel bad for spending her money

How do I get into a guy's pants? We haven't started dating yet, so I don't want to rush things.

I'm a really nice and kind person. If someone were to describe me in a few words, it would be smart, kind, and quiet. Regardless of this, it has done nothing but bite me in the ass. To change my behavior would go vehemently against my personal values, but I desire a true change in my personality. What do?

>>2799767
He doesn't like casual sex, and neither do I, for that matter, so I doubt that will happen, but you did make me feel better/less awkward about it :)

>>2799754
That's exactly what we're doing actually. That and titration and equivalence points which I completely don't understand. I'm pretty ok on redox, not so much on buffers.

I made my ex bf a hat he asked for.
I've never seen him wear it, does that mean he hates it?

>>2799795
He's your ex, why the hell should you care?

>>2799771
Damn man, that's a lot. Fuck your sister, don't get a job until you absolutely have to, because they're not gonna pay that well.

I really, really, really want to get laid. I haven't had sex since August.

>>2799804
Because we're bros now.

>>2799779
buffers are really the hardest part of that semester of chem. definitely go talk to some other students before the exam (and even the prof if you can). read the section on buffers/other topics in the text and then try working through one of the sample problems that's in the text. if you can get how that works, try one of the exercises at the end of the chapter (one that has an answer in the back of the book...if yours is like that).

and here's a handy mnemonic my mom (a HS chem teacher) taught me: "LEO the lion says GER"
Loss of Electron=Oxidation
Gain of Electron=Reduction

you can do it, anon!!!

anime is cool and all but i'm having less and less time for it, though my interest in it stays the same. i've grown out of my weeabo phase while some friends are stuck in a milder form of it, and it's always a little awkward now, and it sucks. they super cool bro, but there's a
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>>2799666

Alright, what about companies that don't let you submit a resume? I applied to Borders Books and Best Buy and they just make you type it in manually. (Though I'm really just applying for like cashier jobs and the like)

>>2799594
reading throughthe thread, its kind of awesome that you thought of this at all

Finals are coming up really soon and I have so much shit to do. I am also going in for my foundations review to get into the BFA program at my university and I am scared out of my mind. I don't think I'll be sleeping much tonight.

>>2799776
Remain kind. But learn how to be confident and assertive; develop good reasons to be both, if possible. Get a job in which you have to talk to people and learn to look them in the eye. Volunteer; preferably for tasks requiring teamwork.

I dated this girl. She was a virgin, so I taught her everything she knows. Taught her to enjoy sex and be confident about her body. I even stuck with her when she betrayed her now-former BFF over a fucking DRESS. We just dated, but I took our relationship seriously and thought that I'd be a lousy boyfriend to split at the first sign of trouble.

Then she became a super-bitch and we broke up. Six months later now, she's got a boyfriend, a female friends-with-benifits, and finds girls and guys for threesomes with her boyfriend. She's not THAT hot, but does have a nice rack and can play the part of sex goddess pretty well.

I'm pissed. She wouldn't even try cosplay or anal with me. Now she's doing all out. So tell me, should I be pissed that I had to put in all the work and got so little out of it, or should I just be happy some other asshole has to put up with her whining and complaining (which she does a lot)?

>>2799885
I'd be a bit mad for awhile but then be happy that someone else has to put up with her. I'm sure you can someone just as slutty/open

>>2799917
God damn. Actually useful advice on 4chan. I just found this shit out today, but I was all wtf do I care I'm rid of her. It's just been percolating in my mind. But yeah, I do need to find me some slut. Problem solved.

>>2799594
halp?

>>2799955
Well, are you ready to deal with a child that's already there? Be prepared to be involved with 2 people instead of just 1.

>>2799973
I love his baby, and I know it's kind of a replacement thing, but I'm perfectly willing to feed her and baby sit (I've already offered) and just...other motherly things. I just don't want to hurt her in any way

I have an IQ score of about 112. I'm single, have a great job, own a house, have tons of extra money, slender/fit build, and I have a very fun personality.

Why can't I find love? Baby don't hurt me....

>>2799816
oh yeah, some wincest

>>2799984
I have an IQ score of 125, and I'm in a similar situation. Don't worry, realize that you're passing on the less-educated people for the good catch later on.

>>2799748
Nope, that's trich.
Dermatillomania is picking at your skin.

I really like those girls that think they're black and only date black guys :(

>>2799984
I think it's time you just start hitting on every halfway decent female you find. No, you're not going to find your soulmate that way, but you'll learn how to talk to girls a bit better. So when you do meet a girl you like, you'll know what to do.

Please don't tell me you're surprised I know you don't have much experience talking with girls. If you did, you wouldn't be here.

>>2800033
like Ikuy?

>>2799984
Please. You're bitching about being unable to find love at that IQ? Go kill yourself. Try being at 150 and being hit by dumbasses (And I mean with people in the 100ish range). All my high IQ friends (Long distance) have the same problem.

>>2800026
shiiit I have that, too. especially my hands, it looks so gross. At least you're a pretty girl

>>2800043
*hit on

>>2800043
IQ doesn't actually mean anything. You probably have nothing to show for your "high IQ." It's insulting to believe in something so obviously incorrect.

>>2800043
I have a 150 IQ and frankly, I'd rather like a girl who isn't all academic and shit. I have those kind of sublime talks and intellectual business all day at the university. When I come home to my lady, I want her to teach me about painting and singing and sewing and cooking.

>>2800043
MY IQ IS 150 AND I CANT FIND NOONE TO LOVE ME HURR DURRR

Go kill yourself, you're a failure at life.

>>2800059
are you cute at all?

>>2800059
>>2800043
I'm cringing so hard at these two posts. It's painful. Ugh

There are two guys at work - one that seems like he might like me and one that I think I might like. First guy is a really all-round nice guy, except that he's potty mouthed and a bit coarse. He does sweat a lot, but he's not otherwise repulsive. Second guy is new, pretty nice, has a fantastic body (parades around topless after going for a jog at lunch, I have to hide behind my computer and pretend I'm not blushing), and rides a motorbike. Fellow girl colleagues think first guy is a good guy and second guy is creepy on account of his lack of awareness of personal boundaries.

They're both asking me out for dinners and movies, but we haven't done anything romantic yet. I don't like complicated love triangles and I don't like stringing guys along, so I'm worried about it progressing to that stage, especially since we work together. Should I pick one? Pick none? Be a nun?

Oh yeah everyone's IQ is 150 when you take those online tests.

>>2800059
You can find someone with a similar IQ that loves to learn instead of teach...it's just a personality thing

im too good looking, smart and awesome for everyone else. Everyone is beneath me.

>>2800073
>You like someone because of their body and because they ride a motorbike
You're AWESOME.

>>2799774
Help, please?

>>2800086
Stop being ugly

>>2800081

Yeah they call me the bike slut at the other office. I also have a lot more in common with the second guy (hobbies, cats), but gotta admit, the bike and that body on the bike. Woo.

>>2799774
>>2800086
get in a guys pants? seriously? if you're ready to fuck a guy without starting dating then just makeout with them, use your hand and get them hard. Then go in their pants, then take them off. Its really not hard to do.

99.9% of guys are easy. It's how we are. Unless you are a disgusting pig monster... then i suggest roofies.

Sooo...I've always thought I was straight I've just been interested in guys but my parents told me a few months ago that they'd love me no matter who I ended up with. Suspicious I asked if they thought I was a lesbian, they said yes...and now I can't stop thinking...maybe I do like girls? I've been confused about this for a long time now and I can't stop thinking what it'd be like to date a girl. Fuck.

>>2800026
if you're still around do you know why we do it? I don't want scabs on my hands but I do it. Am I insane?

I'm curious about how to talk to an ex about getting back together. Problem is, we don't live close and I get the distinct impression that it might make everything really awkward between us. I guess I'm mostly just having trouble figuring out how to bring it up in conversation instead of flat out asking them. We're still cool friends and I'd at least like to not scare them off.

So how should I do this?

im completely and utterly in love with my ex. and he wont have anything to do with me. and i am too afraid to talk to him because i dont want to ruin the happiness he's found without me.

>>2800125
"I wonder where we'd be if we were still together"
Get all the awkward conversation out of the way, and end with "Want to try it again?"

>>2800136
This sounds like a good idea, thanks

>>2800104
...Where can I get roofies?
No, I kid. Thanks, anon.

>>2800184
no idea lol, but yeah its really not hard to get into a guys pants. We are pretty easy, unless as i said you are a fat hambeast troll. In which case only a very few will do it. but really, if hes hard he will want to have his pants taken off. Thats how we work.

>bunch of people not over exes/wanting to get back with exes
What is with you people? Honest question.

>>2800196
Hahah, no, I'm not. I'm just usually pretty shy and I'm afraid of coming on too strong and scaring the guy.

>>2800223
Unless is he a little girl man there is no coming on too strong. If you are making out and he doesnt want you to get his dick out then he either has a small dick and is ashamed he isnt a real man, or he is a premature ejaculator in which case lol. Or hes a virgin in which case assure him you wont bite it off idk

>>2799767
Ah he just told me that bumping into people and eye contact doesn't have to mean something when I was telling him how hyperaware and awkward I can be, and skfljsal I don't think he's interested but it keeps going back and forth

>>2800106
Well, I guess what you should think about first is if you can actually SEE yourself in a relationship with another girl. Or physically/sexually attracted to one. If the idea gets you excited and not just intrigued you may be onto something, y'know?

This is me speaking only from my super lame but pretty recent experiences, though. Everybody's different and figuring ourselves out can be really difficult. Don't stress too much, you'll probably know if you find someone with whom you just have chemistry, yeah?

>>2800106
Give yourself a week or two to calm down and follow what this anon >>2800241 says. You're lucky to have supportive parents. Mine absolutely flipped out when I told them I was sharing a locker with a gay friend back in high school, and they thought I'd catch 'TEH GAY' from him and turn lesbian.

I was like, WUT

>>2800106
maybe you like both? maybe you just havent met a guy who you actually truely like/love. or maybe you are a full queer. Try it out and see how it goes. If you like pennies and milk then your a lesbian if not you probably arnt.

>>2800106
then date a girl. see if its how u thought it was.
and you're lucky to have parents who will support you no matter what you decide. but it is YOUR sexuality.
and also.... you could just be bi and like both,

There's a guy at my work that I've been crushing on for over a month. I would like to talk to him more, and work up to letting my feeling for him out, but...

I only see him once or twice a week, AT MOST, due to scheduling differences. And when I do see him, I don't really know what else to say other then "Hey, whats up?" I've been feeling a bit shy because of this feeling.

And so, I struggle with it. It's such a pain in the ass not seeing a person that you like regularly >.<

>>2800296
facebook/msn are these new things people are just starting to use. Maybe he will have one.

seriously in this day and age you can text, call, message, tweet or mind send message... well maybe not with your mind but you know. Talk to them on msn or yahoo or aim or w.e and get to know his interests, that way its a more productive talk when you do see them as you have more things to relate to. IF the dont have facebook or any social networking thing then they live in a cave.

Well now I understand why everyone on /cgl/ is so immature, bitter and catty. You are all incredibly INCREDIBLY insecure.

>>2799746
God I know how you feel. Shit my sister is always lecturing me about getting a job. Shit and she is the one who manipulated me into moving up here. I wished I just waited and stay where I was. Because she already kicked me out three times because she thinks I want her man. When she knows I have a Girlfriend that I love. Then accused me of turning her son gay. (Which is bullshit because he already acted gay before I came here) Then now here I am back at her house. And she is telling me to find a job or go back to school. God I really regret moving here.

>>2800263
>>2800261
>>2800253
>>2800241

Thanks guys maybe I'll try dating a girl then. I don't know it just bothered me that my parents think I'm gay when I've shown no tendencies toward that, maybe they're right though.

>>2800324

Kill your sister. Then her son. Then kill your sister again for being a failure of a mother.

I'm stupidly burnt out on school. Working on my second degree on the long, long road to psychiatry, but damnit, I am so tired of this. I have a chemistry test and a physics test tomorrow that I am not really ready for at all, and I'm very nearly beyond the point of caring enough to study. The only thing that's got me sipping on this energy drink right now is knowing that screwing up these tests could very easily screw up my plans for my life from this point forward.

And goddamnit, that stupid Bulgarian bitch at work needs a knuckle sandwich. Got stuck working til 12:30am tonight because she moped around until the manager got tired of her and sent her home.

/irritation

>>2799774
Are you serious? Unless he's gay or dead, it takes very little effort unless you're a truely hideous hambeast.

1) Flirt. You don't even have to be good at it, just try.
2) Touch him. Then hug him. Then hold his hand.
3) Ask, "which orifice." He'll oblige.

>>2800215
I have one ex, and she has some great tits. Having gone without sex for well over a year now, I'm really missing some action. Emotionally, though, I'm over her. In love with somebody else now.

>>2800315

I've thought of this :V The thing is, *I* don't have FaceBook myself, not interested. I do have a twitter though...

It is a somewhat good idea. But I can't really get this info without asking specifically for it. .....should I just up and ask? I haven't been speaking to him all that much until recently when I put more of an effort into it, but I don't think I'm ready to ask for that yet >.>;

Yes, I'm awkward a little. I'm trying to gradually show that I like him, but since I only see him once a week maybe, it's taking a while.

>>2799677
>>2799830
Chemistry anon here again. Thanks for the encouragement and help. I'm feeling a little better about everything now that I've read more and calmed down. It's making more sense. Here's hoping I do alright tomorrow!