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    64 KB Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:14 No.2787717  
    So, there's plenty of threads about con horror stories/hambeast/insane weeaboo encounters/ etc, etc, But lets put a spin on the topic.

    What is the worst thing YOU have ever done at a con? Shit you've pulled to get what you want, making someone else miserable just for the hell of it?

    Fess up guys. I wanna know how evil /cgl/ is.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:28 No.2787792
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSR-vCORizI

    Haven't done this yet, but planning on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:32 No.2787821
    I have a running record of doing at least one thing that humiliates me so badly that even thinking about it makes me cringe and die a little bit inside at every con I've been to.

    I just get so excited and happy to be there, man, I can't help it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:35 No.2787831
    Got drunk, had sex with a fifteen year old girl. Her boyfriend wanted to beat me up with three other guys. Con security took them away.
    What scares me is that she gave a better blowjob than most ~20 year olds
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:36 No.2787841
    I plead the 5th.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:37 No.2787848
    One of the maid's was a dick to me at the hotel I was rooming in at Otakon a couple years back. Since I was rooming alone, on Sunday before I left, I took a huge shit and smeared that fucker all over the back wall into the shape of a smiley face.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:39 No.2787856
    I'm a serial photobomber. Sadly I've never seen any of the photos i've bombed. Fags must've deleted them.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:40 No.2787863
    I once brought a close friend that is not an anime fan to a con. Another friend convinced her to cosplay as Misa, because she's blonde.

    So, me and Misa got drunk. And Misa hates childish people in any form and shape unless they are - of course - drunk.

    She started rejecting pictures after some guy tried to get a retarded pantsu-shot. Someone tried to snap a picture of her and got burned with a cigarrete. Someone tried to hug her and she kicked them. And I was having fun at it so we went through the con together commenting on how ugly everyone's costumes were, how fat everybody was, how they should have better skin care and how we despised them overall.

    We made a girl cry.

    Felt good.
    >> Lost !DMk4c3ty22 04/06/10(Tue)15:42 No.2787867
    I sang " we're men in tights"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:42 No.2787871
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    Ditched my then boyfriend on valentine's day for a one-night cosplay-sex stand.

    Worth every fucking minute of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)15:55 No.2787914
    I punched a dude, but he deserved it because he was a dumbass douchebag. That's probably the worst thing I've ever done at a con. Outside of them I'm not much worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)16:03 No.2787952
    You should of told his parents that he was gay just to put the icing on the cake.
    >> AlterShift !t3BBPFtTAQ 04/06/10(Tue)16:11 No.2787994
    I jizzed in this guy's mourning coffee.

    Worst thing I've ever done. Guy deserved it though, wrecked our room and props. :/
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)16:46 No.2788158
    Did I miss something about this Hobbes person? He's a pretty effective troll; he makes me 7/10.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)17:16 No.2788276
    Told a black Misa cosplayer that there's no such thing as black goths.

    She cried.
    >> POP 04/06/10(Tue)17:21 No.2788303
    Well, I was with my buddy chris dressed up as Hard gay, and some girls came up to ask me about my original costume for the 10billionth time (I had my steampunk gear on and she asked what anime I was from *RAGE*) I simple said "Sikum" and chris ran full speed into one of them, knocking her over and her head into the wall. Needless to say, She went unconscious, and he was kicked out. good times.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)17:29 No.2788346
    Repeatedly glomped a Snape crossplayer while screaming SNAPE I LUV UUUU. No, she didn't like it.
    To my excuse, I was 15 and stupid.
    >> Coffee !MOChaSr5e. 04/06/10(Tue)17:35 No.2788373
    At momocon, some furfag walked into the cafeteria, and as soon as I noticed it, I grab my febreeze bottle and run up to it. I'm yelling, "YIFF, YIFF, YIFF, YIFF," and every time I yell it, i'm spraying the bottle a bit. Then my friend comes up with two febreeze bottles, and we both go, "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG," and spray the living fuck out of it.
    The furfag ran out, and turns out it was a girl and we made her cry. Feeds good man.

    Also, for the duration of the con we sprayed hambeasts and smelly nigs.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)17:58 No.2788493
    If I got sprayed, I wouldn't have cried.
    I'd probably be thinking to myself, "Oooh, Lavender."
    That may be because I'm a smelly hambeast.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)18:08 No.2788544
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    My friends and I have systematically broken the spirit of a local faggot. He now cowers and whimpers any time he recognizes one of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)18:49 No.2788747
    didn't know there were so many fat furries on this board
    sup /da/
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)19:02 No.2788840
    >allergic to cake
    what about the cake?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)19:06 No.2788862
    I'm allergic to bathing leave me alone
    >> Zal !gd9NVb5EGA 04/06/10(Tue)19:17 No.2788898
    Bloody Zorro and I created a photobomb of a very, very fat Ezio cosplayer at Sakuracon. I have no regrets.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)19:24 No.2788926
    Well this happened last year at the MCM expo in London.

    One of those fucking idiots did the whole "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME HURRRRR" and I was in a very bad mood because someone messed up my Setsuna.F.Seiei wig by glomping me.....

    So I threw a can of coke (drank half of it) at him and ran away.

    Somehow I don't regret it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)19:27 No.2788936
    i may or may not have poured a lot of hot sauce into my friends coffee. hey may or may not have drank the whole thing because we may or may not have told him it was a foreign gourmet blend.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)19:29 No.2788943
    Local con. Guy goes on the Masq. mic and yells

    "Hello. My name is Anonymous. You just lost the game"

    I request the mic:

    "Hello Anonymous. Why don't you just fuck off with your fucking Game? You are not in the internet. I know who you are, I am going to get you and I am going to kick your balls"

    Was able to see the guy running away. I wish I could have caught him, it would have felt so nice to beat him up...
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)19:42 No.2788986
    had sex with a 20 yo girl..... and her 15 yo sister the next day. Felt good man.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)19:47 No.2788999
    We cut a line for a panel that was already closed. There were about 5 of us, so I know for sure that people who were already waiting in line probably didn't make it in.
    >> lolilydia !!p6iT+rxjJMY 04/06/10(Tue)21:07 No.2789410
    Ummm....said "shit" by accident in front of a 12 year old girl at a lolita-themed panel at Ohayocon....xD I prefer to be polite as much as possible.
    >> bombyNeko 04/06/10(Tue)21:12 No.2789442
    I "Accidentally" spilt water on this terrible rude girl. She wasnt in cosplay or lolita so i didnt feel too bad about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)21:15 No.2789462
    I accidentally curbstomped a chick crossplaying from that tennis manga
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)21:17 No.2789471
    I accidentally this whole thread
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)21:21 No.2789488
    I used to carry around a yaoi paddle to every con I went to. :(
    >> Arg !/cARaiCIAw 04/06/10(Tue)21:31 No.2789534
    hmmm... well, Ikasucon, several years ago, in the year it was downtown Cinci before moving to Indiana, me and a bunch of friends got super super drunk in the "smokers alley" area outside the walkway. It was my first time drinking a lot at once, and I broke the golden rule of liquor before beer :( Passed out in a friends room for 20 min, woke up puking everywhere and proceeded to puke my guts out for the next 2 hours. Including when my friends took me back to my own room, I was apparently being lead through the lobby whilst puking into a trashcan. Freaked out security,etc. Still is probably the drunkest I've ever been. Surprisingly woke up hangover free.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)21:34 No.2789550
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    I practice PUA shit in my free time and I have gotten pretty damn good at it.

    At fanime I'd go over to your typical beta-male nerd attempting to flirt with a girl and block him out and steal the woman's attention. I'd do a little smalltalk until he would leave and then just go away without saying much.

    I wonder how many aspies I kept virgins.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)22:04 No.2789703
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    I'm a perpetual Security volunteer. One con the Security Director, myself and a local cop go to the hotel room of a suspected pedo. Knock on the door, guy tries to act like he's no there. Cop gets him to open the door. 42 year old man with a camera taking nude photos of teen boys/girls in exchange for booze. Security Director, and I took turns beating the hell out of the guy while he cried and begged not to be arrested. Cop stood and watched. In the arrest report it was stated that he resisted arrest.

    Who says the law isn't just?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)22:15 No.2789766
    I take pictures of really ugly people at conventions. I go up to them and I pretend like I like their costumes, and get a picture. Then when I get home, I turn them all into icons for MSN.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)22:26 No.2789826
    I... I cosplayed Naruto...
    I'm sorry.
    I was so young.
    It was like 6 years ago, when it was still kind of cool.
    But still. To this day I cringe.
    My friends and I just pretend it never happened.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)22:30 No.2789848
    i always get derpy at cons because i see tons of cute girls that i wanna hit on~ so that usually leads me to saying silly things or just being really way too loud.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)22:45 No.2789922
    I go up and take really shitty cosplayers/hambeast pictures and tell them how good there cosplay is and how it brings out their eyes and real sweet shit.
    Then I come home and end up with over 1,500 pictures of failure on my computer.
    I'm in the process of making a website in which I can share this pictures with.

    I also yell at people with shinny cosplays: "LOOK. A SHINNY POKEMON. I MUST CAPTURE IT."
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)22:47 No.2789939
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    securitybro thinks he's batman
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)22:53 No.2789989
    Look, every day of con is equivalent to a beer plus one for every night you haven't slept. Most of the fucking happens on day 3. But there is a LOT of fucking at cons. I've seen a friend screw three guys in 2 days - one of them on the fire escape at her hotel - and everyone I typically go with (except the creepy yaoi fangirl) has gotten laid at least once in the last 4 years of cons. Sex happens.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:01 No.2790059
    I convened a meeting of lolitas for the express purpose of turning around and putting every single one of the on lolita_fucks. I convinced them to do the worst poses and took pictures of them looking fat and ugly. My cruelty knew no bounds.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:04 No.2790086
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    ITT: Passive-aggressive fucks posting about shit they only wish they had the balls to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:05 No.2790096
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    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:11 No.2790139
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    >>2790096
    I lold cuz it's true.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:17 No.2790180
    How come there's so much fucking in cons? I've never been to one, to be honest, I never have the time. Male or femanons care to explain?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:20 No.2790213
    Why would you want to fuck people from cons though? Are you guys that desperate?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:23 No.2790228
    >>2790096
    I would do every single one of them. Yes.
    >>2790213
    Most of the male population on /cgl/ would say yes. And I say yes. :D
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:26 No.2790251
    >>2790213
    Pretty much this!

    Then again, I can get laid outside of sweaty neckbeards at cons, and I guess some of you don't have that option.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:26 No.2790253
    gay sex with a norway. at first i thought it was a girl crossplaying. it was terrible: it was the best sex of my life. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:32 No.2790276
    >>2790251
    Same. Even if like some good looking guy came up to me, and tried to seduce me into his hotel room, I'd still say no. I don't want to dirty myself with the potential hambeasts that he's slept with. You convention whores disgust me.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:39 No.2790311
    It's a fact that cons are easy sex.
    Especially for women. You'd be surprised how easy it is even for a hambeast like me to get some. They just want to rub their cocks on my sweet cosplay.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:40 No.2790323
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    >What is the worst thing YOU have ever done at a con?

    Run a panel
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:47 No.2790373
    >>2790353
    Does she even wear makeup? Every time I see her, the only thing visible on her face is her nasty acne.
    >> Eri !/YbHGiyNtI 04/06/10(Tue)23:52 No.2790395
    >>2790373
    Yes actually, She cakes on a very thick layer of foundation to hide the acne. Greg once told me she left a nasty makeup stain on his shirt that never came out, said it was greasey too. also has a penchent for brightly colored lipstick and eyeshadow that have nothing to do with the character she's cospleying. I put purple eyeshadow under my eyes for bags and used eyeliner to make pock marks on my cheeks. LOL way to much time into it, but funny as shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:53 No.2790402
    >>2790353
    Haha, oh maaaaan. This just made me like you better. Brofist for cajones.
    >> Oshi !pkMVShM4AY 04/06/10(Tue)23:54 No.2790409
    >>2790353
    ...ilu


    Ohayocon: Girl comes up when I've about reached my limit wearing Moomba (eg hot and want to get out of it), and says "Oh wow I love your fursuit!" ...Twitch.
    "Don't call it that, it's just a cosplay..."
    "Why not? That's what it is"
    "Because that term implies I'm a furry, which I'm not."
    "There's nothing wrong with being a furry"
    "...Yes, yes there is."
    "That's a gross misconception--"
    "Keep telling yourself that."
    And she storms off. I savored that shit...
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:55 No.2790419
    >>2790353
    What the fuck does this even mean? You pretended to be some other chick and tried to fool others?

    I can't decide if that falls closer to the "creepy" or "pathetic" side of horrible con behavior.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/10(Tue)23:57 No.2790428
    >>2790419ried to fool others?

    I don't think you understand the concept of "malicious."
    >> Eri !/YbHGiyNtI 04/06/10(Tue)23:58 No.2790438
    >>2790419
    Evil, bitchy and vindictive I'd say, I wasn't trying to be her.....not by a long shot. I just wanted to be a massive cunt, goal accomplished.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)00:07 No.2790483
    >>2790096
    how did this ever get made without "Actually has a penis"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)02:20 No.2791184
    >>2790037
    > >.<
    That probably has a lot to do with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)06:05 No.2792072
    Long story short, I accidentally hit a baby in a pram with a plastic sword.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)06:20 No.2792107
    >>2792072

    I'd like the hear the long story of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)06:26 No.2792112
    I just go to cons to have fun and enjoy myself, so I cant help you OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)06:27 No.2792113
    Not at a con, but I deliberately post shit someone spoke about people who were supposedly her friends to make them look bad and herself look good, just to get her into miserable-zone.

    In the end I was the big bad ogre and she was forgiven because 'she didn't feel well at the time she posted it and it came out looking differently than intended'.

    Because 'they didn't do shit and i had to organize everything' can be taken in a non-insulting way when it was actually the other way around.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)06:54 No.2792144
    When someone rarely refuses to have their picture taken. I take it anyways. If it's nothing special I delete if they look full on retarded I put it as my con pic album cover, then I post the url on the con site.
    >> Mr. Washu !!KRdw1wrCDK9 04/07/10(Wed)07:05 No.2792152
    I walked in on my cousin having sex in our hotel room. I proceeded to walk up to the bed and have a conversation with them. I changed costumes, and went back down to the con. Dude didn't follow the sock on door handle rule.
    Went back up to the room later with a group of people (with intentions to get drunk) and hear them going at it again from outside the room. Tell everybody to stfu, and I counted to three. We all then barged into the room and begun our party with them still in bed. Dude prolly doesn't even know what the sock rule is.
    Word of advice, if I walk in on you having sex, expect me to walk up to you and start a conversation.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)07:28 No.2792191
    >>2792152
    XD I do this to my room mate all the time. I drunkenly walked in on him with a girl once and we ended up tag teaming her. Now I just walk into the apartment, sit in the chair next to his bed and give him the puppy dog eyes until he get's pissed. Always great for a laugh. And also why I double check that my door is locked when I have girls over.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)11:51 No.2792655
    More stories from "con security batman" please.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)14:32 No.2793380
    I've fucked 4 people in a single weekend.

    And then by a horribly ironic twist while I was sitting in the hotel lobby with hookup 4, the other 3 manage to run into me at separate times and decide that it was an excellent time to hang out! None of them knew I had hooked up with anyone else besides them, and it was awkward as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)15:53 No.2793739
    ... I also have cosplayed from Naruto.

    Aside from that, at AB this year, whenever I caught someone yelling "buttscratcher", "I lost the game", "Marco", etc, I shouted (and I can get really loud considering how small I am) "YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL" as close to their face as I could get. Admittedly this was never actually in their faces, since they were always at least a few paces away from me.

    Yeah, I fail at being a mean person, shut up.
    >> Big Wes !SRZG1QZfQU 04/07/10(Wed)15:59 No.2793772
    One of the lighter things I've done is snap a kid's Ichigo Bankai sword (whatever the fuck it's called, I don't give a fuck) because he pissed me off. He cried.

    I REGRET NOTHING
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)16:18 No.2793852
    some girl made me download some song from Inuyasha so she could sing it during a talent competition
    in the middle of her preformance I changed the song to "Lets Get It On"
    she cried
    not allowed to staff there anymore, but it was a smallcon so I don't give a shit
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)17:19 No.2794077
    I'm not saying this to get pity, I swear, just saying HERE'S AN ASSHOLE YOU CAN CONGRATULATE FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE!!

    My first con, I was pressured into losing my virginity. I was 12. We ended up dating for about a year and he was abusive as fuck. Now whenever I leave the house (or especially, go to a con!!) I freeze up and panic like I'm going to get beaten the fuck up!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!

    The best part is, I'm actually kind of attractive and he was a total fucking ugly fatass and every tenth person at a convention looks just like him (it's so awesome omg i love panicking like a motherfucker).

    Although, I am kind of proud of myself for something last year. Not too incredibly assholish, but some guy yelled out, "YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!!" to my group and I yelled back, "Wow! You're funny and original! You're definitely getting laid tonight!" He didn't say anything back and left.
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 04/07/10(Wed)17:28 No.2794119
    >>2794077

    wat
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)17:43 No.2794168
    >>2793947
    What about the time you interrupted Vic Mcgogna?
    >> CrimsonDynamo !wMq31OqnHo 04/07/10(Wed)17:46 No.2794181
    >>2794077
    12? too old
    >> Rein !!ptMh3q7YMD1 04/07/10(Wed)18:19 No.2794344
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    >>2794077
    wat
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:25 No.2795226
    MOAR
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:42 No.2795542
    I recognized an under classman holding a 'THE GAME' sign so I wrestled it away from him.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:44 No.2795548
    >>2792072

    AWA I assume?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:57 No.2795605
    I never did anything mean like some of you other anons. Holy shit some of you are down right vicious... I'm just not a mean person.... I'd be the one who gets picked on and cried rather than vice versa.

    When I was younger I was just obnoxious at cons. Yelled too loudly, did obnoxious skits at the cosplay contest (which still somehow managed to win first place???), acted like a weeaboo... I'm very embarrassed about it now.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:00 No.2795620
    >>2795616
    Nope. =) Not homosexual. You're silly.
    You seem a little desperate though... I can find you a nice young man if you'd like?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:00 No.2795622
    Got drunk in Hetalia cosplay in order to tolerate fandom.

    Inadvertently fucked over sober Hetalia-cosplaying friend by passing out on her and eliciting lots of "DAWWWWSSSSSS" and photo-taking.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:07 No.2795649
    >>2795639
    LOOSERS GONNA LOOSEN.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:10 No.2795660
    >>2795639
    Who's implying? I'm saying it straight out. You are probably a homosexual. Many of your posts are "faggot this, faggot that" and your pent-up rage against most females shows some sort of weird girl issue. It's pretty gay man...
    "Loose" some weight? Hahahahahaha!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:34 No.2795798
    >>2795673
    I think this is the first time I have seen anyone actually learn something from /cgl/
    Your English teacher will be so happy.
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    >>2793947
    >One falls during the stampede of weed and I go back up the stairwell and help him up like a vietnam war buddy and take off together.
    >> NonCosplayer 04/08/10(Thu)01:17 No.2796274
    I'm going to bump this thread up. :D
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)01:26 No.2796306
    I was just a general weeaboo. Participated in glomp circles, would say "I lost the game" stupid shit like that. I was never really mean to anyone though. If I didn't like someone, I would just ignore them.
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    Hobbes, if you're gonna be a troll, at least be a funny one.
    I didn't come here to listen to your horrible trollan.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)03:11 No.2796669
    >>2796662
    do you consider advice dog a meme? i know people who don't
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)03:12 No.2796671
    >>2793947
    You didn't scam anyone. You just lied. My friend bought the ticket and he was willing and aware. He was the one looking to buy a ticket in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)03:15 No.2796682
    Stayed up through an entire three day con. Me and a friend had a bet going on on who could stay up the longest.
    Last day was torture, it was difficult to keep my eyes open whenever I sat down so I had to keep moving. Slept for about 16 hours that night.
    Bright side is that I won the bet.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)03:21 No.2796697
    >>2796662
    >>2796677
    Cancer that's killing /b/
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)03:21 No.2796699
    >>2796662
    >>2796677
    You, sir, are a faggot
    >> okami 04/08/10(Thu)03:23 No.2796709
    There is this annoying girl that attends my college. She is also an anime nerd and is obsessed with dolfies. So she pissed me off by talking shit about me and my girlfriend. Lucky for me this hambeast left her prized Dolfie on the table at this con we both attended that month. I snatched it and copletely fucked it up by snashing it and taking a sharpie and writting shit all over it. It was funny to watch her search with that worried look on her face. So being the bitch I am. I dropped it where she could find it. While standing to the side idly watching her discover it. It filled me with joy when she cried and searched for the missing arms and leg that I ripped off that motherfucker. HA HA Fucking weeabo bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)03:31 No.2796731
    >>2796697
    >>2796699
    Yes I'm still butthurt my secret clubhouse was ruined. I don't post about it though, just troll in real life.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)03:41 No.2796752
    >>2796697
    >>2796699
    >have worn guy fawkes masks in public before
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)14:17 No.2797805
    >>2796709
    Dude, do you have no respect for anything?
    You should have talked to her face, you're no better than she is. Fucking pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)14:23 No.2797814
    >>2796709

    you best be trollan.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)14:41 No.2797861
    At a con last year, I was walking around the dealer's room. Also in the dealers room was some pizza-faced weaboo who was tromping up and down the alleys, yelling out for her friends. She keeps this act up for about five minutes before it gets really fucking annoying, on top of which she's braying so loudly that it was setting off some guy's anxiety disorder. The chick walks past me and I say, "Excuse me. Could you stop yelling? It's really inconsiderate to the rest of us in here", causing the pizzaface to launch into some butthurt story, still at the top of her lungs, "I HAVE TO YELL BECAUSE MY FRIENDS AREN'T ANSWERING THEIR PHONES AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THEM FOR A FUCKING HOUR AND A HALF", meanwhile she's completely ignoring the fact that two feet away from us, the dude was getting anxiety purely from how loud she was.
    I tell her that with the way she's acting, it's not a wonder her "friends" aren't around. She hollers a feeble "FUCK YOUUU" at me and I bark back, "Cry more, bitch." Chick proceeds to shut the fuck up and leave the dealer's room all butthurt.
    Had she maybe been a little younger and got separated from her friends or family, I probably would have been more sympathetic. But she was very obviously old enough to handle herself and the con, so all things considered, felt good man.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)14:47 No.2797876
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    >>2796709
    Dear God please be trolling. Those shits cost a months' paycheck.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:01 No.2797914
    Trolling the elevators at Fanime
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:02 No.2797917
    >>2796709
    Wow, it this is true, which I sincerely doubt, you're the biggest cunt in the world and absolutely no better than she is. If you have a problem with someone, tell them, or better yet just avoid them.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:02 No.2797918
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    Once there was this meetup of an online thing I "admin". Everyone is a nerd of the kind that never goes out and lives in pure innocence.

    It was very pic-nic like, so I decided to bring a cake and jelly. Just to make things funnier, I decided to make a weed cake and vodka jelly.

    I did not tell anyone.

    Pic related.
    >> Denmark !bIFZjECh1o 04/08/10(Thu)15:05 No.2797933
    Its weird, I consider myself a huge bitch but I cant think of anything rude I've ever done at a convention. Ever.

    Some of you guys are assholes though.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:13 No.2797964
    >>2796671

    Sounds like he got scammed, tbh.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:18 No.2797983
    >>2797957
    If it was not for that cake, that meet would have been awkward and stupid. Thanks to it, we went through the whole night tripping with the walls and it was really fun. Did it because I did not want to get bored, could not care less if they had lives or not. It was added fun that most don't have them.

    Most of them still don't know that what they ate.

    On any case, it does not matter. Felt good to give that cake to innocent people. Would do it again at any given opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:21 No.2797992
    thanks for the tips :D
    gonna stock up on febreze before cons
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:35 No.2798057
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    >>2796709
    Fuck yes.
    Dollfies are the fucking bane of existence, people shouldn't even bring them to cons if they cost so much.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:39 No.2798076
    The second time I went to Fanime, I didn't have a cosplay, but I had this awesome dress- it was silk, almost a kimono, but more stylized. Classy stuff amirite? So I wore it, threw my hair up in chopsticks, and headed off to the con. Yeah, kinda a weaboo move, and I'd be sorry if I were a hambeast, but I'm not one and I still love that dress, so whatever I suppose.

    What went wrong was when I left my friends in a boring author panel to go use the bathroom and scope out the dealers hall while I waited. There was this 30+ age guy dressed as Kiba from Naruto and he started following me, asking me what character I was cosplaying. I kept telling him I wasn't one, but he got really agitated and said he KNEW where I was from.

    He followed me awhile, and I got really freaked out. I went up to a security guard and told him I was molested by that guy- they took him away for questioning and I got the fuck out of there. I feel SO terrible about it, even now. I mean, he could have done time for that. I usually try to see the best in people.... just because he was older/creepy and I was younger and alone... it's suspicious, but doesn't make him a pedo or rapist.

    Sorry for the tl;dr. Never told anyone that before. I dunno. I just.... shit sticks with you. Feels bad man. :(
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:42 No.2798084
    I had sex with four eighteen year old guys. I was 14. And I'm male.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)15:44 No.2798089
    Once I hooked up with this chick who my ex gf was making out with just so she'd taste my dick in her mouth.

    Shit was so cash.
    >> Mika 04/08/10(Thu)16:59 No.2798353
    I covered Vic Mangina's door knob in peanut butter and then spray painted it gold.

    haha ha, ha.. I haven't done it yet but I will. But intentions don't count so, sage.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)17:25 No.2798447
    persona 3 much?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)17:43 No.2798516
    At Anime Parliament at NYAF last year, I had the misfortune to be stuck behind the biggest group of weeaboos I've ever encountered.
    Then spent most of the time before the panel started discussing the depth of Naruto and debating if Sasuke is a good character.

    So the panel was extremely bad compared to how amazing it was at AnimeNEXT and Otakon due to the idiots not listening to the rules beforehand. But one person brought up a case against Goku for neglecting Gohan that was actually pretty funny.
    You know the drill. You mention DBZ once and the weeaboos saw their chance and seized it.At that moment, I heard "IT'S OVER 9000!" more times than is ever necessary.

    So, me, thinking I'd amuse my friends said,
    "What? Guys, I don't get it! What are they saying?" The kid in front of turned around and proceeded to explain it to me. Like, literally a play-by-play of the entire clip.
    When he finished, just stared at him, hoping he could feel how much I hated him.
    Kid awkwardly turned around and shut up for the rest of the panel. Felt quite nice, man.

    Sage for a needlessly dramatic retelling. My bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)18:09 No.2798628
    I've never done any mean things to anyone at a convention, and I seriously doubt half these stories are true either. I have, however, participated in glomp circles. I was a teenager though and while they were some of the most fun I had at the con (seriously!), I wouldn't do it again since it's mostly inhabited by teenagers and that would make me feel very awkward now. I'll just be in the shadows, videotaping the whole thing...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)18:23 No.2798681
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    Saw a missing persons poster near a con, and I phoned in an "anonymous' tip to the local Crimestoppers.

    The kicker? I gave a description of Vic Mangina.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)18:26 No.2798691
    I've stolen peoples bags from the outside of game rooms lol
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)18:27 No.2798697
    I swiped everything my friend/rival wanted in the swap meet and dealer room. I would buy them at low prices and push it in her face. Then I would give it to one of my friends who isn't really into anime just to piss her off. Feels good, man.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)18:29 No.2798711
    In the dealers room there was this booth that was selling PVC figures. They were in the middle of the dealers room and had several figures off the corner of their booth. I walked by about 6 times and managed to grap 4 fairly large figures and walk off.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)18:33 No.2798722
    I hypnotized some weeaboo and made him commit suicide a couple years back
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)18:40 No.2798753
    This isn't mean, and is in fact, quite the opposite, but I'm still kicking myself for it anyway. At Sakura-con this year they had these awesome reversible Gengar/pokeball plushies for way too much, but I bought one anyway. Like three people at the stand were helping me and making a fuss of whether I wanted a brand new one in the wrapper or not, and apparently during all this my boyfriend picks one up, thinking I told him to do so and just walks off. One of the vendors gives me a new one and I pay and walk away. The vendors didn't notice what my boyfriend did and neither did I until we were a couple stands away. Now, here's the terrible part, /cgl/: I took it from him and gave it back to the stand. They barely even spoke English and looked just as surprised as I felt. Needless to say, he griped at me all con and I would have done the same to him if he did something as stupid as I did. What have I been reduced to!?
    >> Shiva !!eIGgijbH9xY 04/08/10(Thu)19:01 No.2798834
    Worst thing ever done was forget the names of the friends I see at every con...then I feel bad because they remembered mine and I have to ask who were they...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)19:15 No.2798868
    Almost every con I go to, there's always those five-finger discounts opportunities. T-shirst, keychains, plushies, hats, swords, doujins, posters etc. But what's sad, is that after a few uses, it all goes in my closet.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)20:26 No.2799173
    I shot a man in reno.

    jusgt to watch him dieeee
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)20:44 No.2799265
    I auctioned off an empty giant pocky box at Otakon 2006...was funny as hell too...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)20:48 No.2799286
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    worst (best) thing I did at a con was knowing this guy
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)20:54 No.2799312
    I sat at a convention once nonchalantly in a corner, acting like I was on my laptop.

    What I actually did was I had Microsoft Word up, and when anyone looked at my laptop, it said in big bold letters "THE GAME."

    I wasn't being a faggot screaming "HURR HURR YOU JUST LOST THE GAME."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)20:57 No.2799322
    >>2799312
    >I wasn't being a faggot
    Sorry to be the one to shit on your toast, but yeah, you were
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:18 No.2799402
    one time i went to a con and beat up a bunch of fat fucking faggots i didnt like and then i bought a yuyu hakusho boxset. FELT GOOD MAN.
    >> NonCosplayer 04/08/10(Thu)23:08 No.2799811
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    bumping commencing!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:26 No.2799871
    bumpan
    >> NonCosplayer 04/08/10(Thu)23:33 No.2799905
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    bump
    >> Aladdin 04/08/10(Thu)23:34 No.2799910
    >>2793947
    >Katsucon 2010: I've never blacked out before in my life due to drinking, until this point. Wow.
    There was a looottt of empty bottles in that sink....
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:19 No.2800702
    >>2796709
    Out of all the stories in this thread this one pisses me off the most. At least everyone else confronted their victims. You were a pussy bitch who couldn't stand up for themselves and destroyed someones prized possession over some words. You probably deserved it.
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 04/09/10(Fri)03:25 No.2800721
    >>2799910


    Shhhhhh. >3> I want to leave those memories empty, like the very bottles I used to delete them with..
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 04/09/10(Fri)03:33 No.2800749
    I could write a sizeable report. I really, really could. Nothing too terrible, mostly "Well this one time at Animagic 07 I woke up in a parking lot of an apartment complex a mile or so away from the convention center leaning against a car" type of things. That was the first time I ever blacked out and it was funny, but really dumb. There's a lot of stories I could tell. Nothing I've done to any person per se at a con, but I've definitely done a lot of really dumb/awesome/stupid/amazing shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:52 No.2800983
    I was an annoying teenage girl. Enough said.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)05:05 No.2801028
    >>2794077
    That's one of the most enraging things I have ever heard, mostly because that same shit happened to a friend of mine.
    Worst of all, I was the one who invited her to the con, and I feel like I should have prevented it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)05:07 No.2801035
    >>2794077
    You sound pathetic.
    >> Action Master Anonymous !M.p5W8L5EM 04/09/10(Fri)05:09 No.2801046
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    I confess! I rapped a girl at the Otakon basement!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)05:25 No.2801095
    I seriously thought I was hot shit when I wasn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)05:26 No.2801099
    Puched a furfag in the face after an argument about WoW, I also threw his all of his shit off a balcony.
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 04/09/10(Fri)05:29 No.2801112
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    >>2794077


    You need help. Please go to a therapist and be *very* receptive. It's fucked up that that happened to you, but it's not cool to expose people to your fucked up behaviors. That kind of thing needs a LOT of therapy to fix and making people worry about you and give you pity isn't cool. Get some serious help. I really sound like an asshole right now but this is just ALL WRONG. Please get help. It will make your life leaps and bounds better, I guarantee it. You have a loooot of PTSD going on or something like that. When you leave the house? God damn, woman. Please get help. You can be a stronger person.
    >> HnJ 04/09/10(Fri)06:03 No.2801235
    I'm now curious as to whether or not I've worked with Security Anon as I, too, have staffed Security at several cons. You ever do Ohayo?
    >> HnJ 04/09/10(Fri)06:34 No.2801339
    By the gods, is that a bathroom? Looks like the kind of place where you wouldn't piss on the floor only because someone beat you to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)06:49 No.2801365
    Not as bad as some in this thread but,
    I told off a girl for talking really loudly at a small con a couple years ago, found out later that she was recently deaf (from a car accident in which her brother died) and some guy had stepped on her hearing aid.

    feels bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)16:43 No.2802494
    Bump.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)17:02 No.2802557
    >>2801112
    this, for real
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:49 No.2803044
    bamp



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