>>2787721

You're not doing a very good job bro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSR-vCORizI

Haven't done this yet, but planning on it.

>>2787721

>>2787738
I was here. I was just mildly confused by the Hobbes clones. I still feel good, man.

And the worst thing I've ever done is very nearly get romantically involved with a 15-year-old girl. I didn't know she was jailbait, officer, honest!

I have a running record of doing at least one thing that humiliates me so badly that even thinking about it makes me cringe and die a little bit inside at every con I've been to.

I just get so excited and happy to be there, man, I can't help it.

>>2787792
Oh god, please don't.

Got drunk, had sex with a fifteen year old girl. Her boyfriend wanted to beat me up with three other guys. Con security took them away.
What scares me is that she gave a better blowjob than most ~20 year olds

I plead the 5th.

One of the maid's was a dick to me at the hotel I was rooming in at Otakon a couple years back. Since I was rooming alone, on Sunday before I left, I took a huge shit and smeared that fucker all over the back wall into the shape of a smiley face.

>>2787792
I used to hate these back when I was new to anime. Watching it now I find it hilarious. If you do one, please post it.

I'm a serial photobomber. Sadly I've never seen any of the photos i've bombed. Fags must've deleted them.

I once brought a close friend that is not an anime fan to a con. Another friend convinced her to cosplay as Misa, because she's blonde.

So, me and Misa got drunk. And Misa hates childish people in any form and shape unless they are - of course - drunk.

She started rejecting pictures after some guy tried to get a retarded pantsu-shot. Someone tried to snap a picture of her and got burned with a cigarrete. Someone tried to hug her and she kicked them. And I was having fun at it so we went through the con together commenting on how ugly everyone's costumes were, how fat everybody was, how they should have better skin care and how we despised them overall.

We made a girl cry.

Felt good.

>>2787792
Why? You won't top that.

The genius of it was the 'what are your powers?' question.

I sang " we're men in tights"

Ditched my then boyfriend on valentine's day for a one-night cosplay-sex stand.

Worth every fucking minute of it.

>>2787863
Whoaa, you and your friend are cunts.

I punched a dude, but he deserved it because he was a dumbass douchebag. That's probably the worst thing I've ever done at a con. Outside of them I'm not much worse.

>>2787871
Wow, you are a cunt.

>>2787924
Does it help that I found out the night before from his best friend that he was a fag and just using me as a cover-up so his parents wouldn't notice his increasingly homosexual tenancies/lifestyle?

I was a fucking hag, man.

Plus, hot cosplayer was fucking hot. I don't care if I was married with three children, I still would have hit it.

>>2787944
Oh. You probably should have mentioned that.

You should of told his parents that he was gay just to put the icing on the cake.

>>2787944
Yeaaah, that about explains everything. How did he react when you broke up with him though? Was he just like "Oh ok, lol"?

>>2787952
I kind of wish I had, but the little cunt was acting convincingly butthurt enough as it was, and I kind of felt bad for a while afterwards.

But then I found out that he got stationed in some bumblefuck town in Kentucky because of the National Guard and I lol'd. Have fun being a flamer in the homophobe capital of the nation.

>>2787878
We probably are.

I did not even feel bad for it, it was the ugliest convention I had ever been to.

I jizzed in this guy's mourning coffee.

Worst thing I've ever done. Guy deserved it though, wrecked our room and props. :/

>>2787957
Well, he he caught us post-sex cuddling on one of the couches in the lobby, and he just kinda stared for at LEAST two minutes before walking away.
Didn't hear from him until two weeks later at school (Highschoolfag back then) and said "we're breaking up"

I responded. "We were still together?"

The look on his fucking face man. I gave myself a brofist when he walked away.

>>2788018
Not sure whether to respond or not..

>>2788042
You already did....

Did I miss something about this Hobbes person? He's a pretty effective troll; he makes me 7/10.

Told a black Misa cosplayer that there's no such thing as black goths.

She cried.

Well, I was with my buddy chris dressed up as Hard gay, and some girls came up to ask me about my original costume for the 10billionth time (I had my steampunk gear on and she asked what anime I was from *RAGE*) I simple said "Sikum" and chris ran full speed into one of them, knocking her over and her head into the wall. Needless to say, She went unconscious, and he was kicked out. good times.

Repeatedly glomped a Snape crossplayer while screaming SNAPE I LUV UUUU. No, she didn't like it.
To my excuse, I was 15 and stupid.

>>2787994
I spit in/on idiotic people's stuff all the time, it's okay I guess.
Of course it's not just for fun, it's just my passive-aggressive pussy way of dealing with assholes and bitches.

At momocon, some furfag walked into the cafeteria, and as soon as I noticed it, I grab my febreeze bottle and run up to it. I'm yelling, "YIFF, YIFF, YIFF, YIFF," and every time I yell it, i'm spraying the bottle a bit. Then my friend comes up with two febreeze bottles, and we both go, "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG," and spray the living fuck out of it.
The furfag ran out, and turns out it was a girl and we made her cry. Feeds good man.

Also, for the duration of the con we sprayed hambeasts and smelly nigs.

>>2788373
Ahh, I would have loved to been there and be sprayed by you fuck nuts. What went through your retarded aspie weaboo minds to make you think that'd be alright? :/

>>2788403
We are the heroes Gotham needs.

You also probably smell bad, so we would love to spray you.

>>2788373
I love you

>>2788409
Mmhm. You doing that shit at AwA?

>>2788373

Wow, you're a totally douche.
Go kill yourself.

>>2788373
fucking asshole what did she do to you?

>>2788373
Ahh.. delightful assault.

>>2788413
<3
>>2788423
Probably not lol.
>>2788436
okay
>>2788437
she killed my family and raped my brother
>>2788449
very delightful

>>2788466
Alright, that'll work. I don't feel like having to chance your azn ass down just because I got sprayed. lol

>>2788466

>Talk about an event where you acted like a retarded child
>Think people will give you props
>Everyone calls you out on being a douchebag
>Give snarky responses like it doesn't bother you
>????
>You're still a dick.

If I got sprayed, I wouldn't have cried.
I'd probably be thinking to myself, "Oooh, Lavender."
That may be because I'm a smelly hambeast.

My friends and I have systematically broken the spirit of a local faggot. He now cowers and whimpers any time he recognizes one of us.

>>2788373
It's too bad you didn't get hammered for it you dumb bitch.

That shit's illegal dumb fuck. They could have an allergic reaction to it, and guess who would be held responsible?

didn't know there were so many fat furries on this board
sup /da/

>>2788409

Good times, mate. Good times.

>>2788614

"I'm allergic to Febreze" is the same as saying "I have no sense of hygiene."

Sounds like you need to be sprayed.

>>2788614
This. I saw this happen to a girl at school. Someone kept spraying perfume in her face and she swelled right up. She was rushed to the hospital.

>>2788812
nice troll, troll

>>2788812

My cousin is allergic to cake.
Are you saying she has no sense of taste?

You're an idiot.

>allergic to cake
what about the cake?

>>2788812
what if you're allergic to something and someone sprays it in your face? would you still laugh then?

>>2788840

Eggs.

I'm allergic to bathing leave me alone

Bloody Zorro and I created a photobomb of a very, very fat Ezio cosplayer at Sakuracon. I have no regrets.

Well this happened last year at the MCM expo in London.

One of those fucking idiots did the whole "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME HURRRRR" and I was in a very bad mood because someone messed up my Setsuna.F.Seiei wig by glomping me.....

So I threw a can of coke (drank half of it) at him and ran away.

Somehow I don't regret it.

>>2788614
>>2788824
>>2788834

It's cute how you guys think that Febreze isn't hypoallergenic.

>>2788926
I would have done that too

i may or may not have poured a lot of hot sauce into my friends coffee. hey may or may not have drank the whole thing because we may or may not have told him it was a foreign gourmet blend.

>>2787924
you realize that almost every woman cheats on their significant other, right? even if it's just once, it happens.

>>2788614
hey fuck face, the point of this thread is confessing to dumb shit you did. stop acting like the internet police.

Local con. Guy goes on the Masq. mic and yells

"Hello. My name is Anonymous. You just lost the game"

I request the mic:

"Hello Anonymous. Why don't you just fuck off with your fucking Game? You are not in the internet. I know who you are, I am going to get you and I am going to kick your balls"

Was able to see the guy running away. I wish I could have caught him, it would have felt so nice to beat him up...

>>2788930
No its more like nobody except you gives a shit. Get an allergic reaction? too bad so sad!

>>2788941

Confessing dumb shit you did is fine, the problem is he acted proud about it.
Like a douche.

>>2788956
I see no problem here. And this is 4chan, everyone here is a douche.

>>2788937
Not my waifu she's always there when I need her

had sex with a 20 yo girl..... and her 15 yo sister the next day. Felt good man.

>>2788986
For some reason it feels like there should be a Horatio Caine joke in there.

We cut a line for a panel that was already closed. There were about 5 of us, so I know for sure that people who were already waiting in line probably didn't make it in.

>>2788956
like a boss

>>2788943

This is the only thing in here so far I've lol'd to without shame.

>>2788997

>>2789159
whoops quoted the wrong post somehow lol meant to get this one >>2788926

>>2789159
nice! i pushed one of those guys into a bush once

>>2789212
Good work, anon!

Ummm....said "shit" by accident in front of a 12 year old girl at a lolita-themed panel at Ohayocon....xD I prefer to be polite as much as possible.

I "Accidentally" spilt water on this terrible rude girl. She wasnt in cosplay or lolita so i didnt feel too bad about it.

I accidentally curbstomped a chick crossplaying from that tennis manga

I accidentally this whole thread

I used to carry around a yaoi paddle to every con I went to. :(

>>2789488
I hope you feel ashamed...

>>2789498
Trust me, I do..deep, deep shame every time I look at it. Not that it'll redeem me in any way, but at least I wouldn't go around smacking people with it. I had some guys ask and I'd deliver but that was it. I kept my paddle to myself.

hmmm... well, Ikasucon, several years ago, in the year it was downtown Cinci before moving to Indiana, me and a bunch of friends got super super drunk in the "smokers alley" area outside the walkway. It was my first time drinking a lot at once, and I broke the golden rule of liquor before beer :( Passed out in a friends room for 20 min, woke up puking everywhere and proceeded to puke my guts out for the next 2 hours. Including when my friends took me back to my own room, I was apparently being lead through the lobby whilst puking into a trashcan. Freaked out security,etc. Still is probably the drunkest I've ever been. Surprisingly woke up hangover free.

I practice PUA shit in my free time and I have gotten pretty damn good at it.

At fanime I'd go over to your typical beta-male nerd attempting to flirt with a girl and block him out and steal the woman's attention. I'd do a little smalltalk until he would leave and then just go away without saying much.

I wonder how many aspies I kept virgins.

>>2789550
:(

>>2789550
you sir, are an asshole

>>2789687
>>2789586
That's two so far.

I'm a perpetual Security volunteer. One con the Security Director, myself and a local cop go to the hotel room of a suspected pedo. Knock on the door, guy tries to act like he's no there. Cop gets him to open the door. 42 year old man with a camera taking nude photos of teen boys/girls in exchange for booze. Security Director, and I took turns beating the hell out of the guy while he cried and begged not to be arrested. Cop stood and watched. In the arrest report it was stated that he resisted arrest.

Who says the law isn't just?

>>2789550
did you even seal the deal or just prevent the hookup and move on?

>>2789708
Just block the cock and move on.

I take pictures of really ugly people at conventions. I go up to them and I pretend like I like their costumes, and get a picture. Then when I get home, I turn them all into icons for MSN.

>>2789703
if this really happened, you are a champion.

>>2789703
Rock the fuck on, anon.

at AX 2008, i was in one of those really long hall ways sitting down to take a rest. and i had to burp, so i waited for this really fat guy to stand in front of me to block people's view, and i burped. it was so loud that it echoed down the entire hall way. everyone thought it was the fat dude in front of me.

to this day, only that fat guy knows that the real culprit is a scrawny girl.

>>2789703
Security guys are usually assholes.
YOU ARE THE MOST GLORIOUS ASSHOLE ON GODS GREEN EARTH.
HOW MAGNIFICENT IT WAS FOR YOU TO BE ON THE JOB.

I... I cosplayed Naruto...
I'm sorry.
I was so young.
It was like 6 years ago, when it was still kind of cool.
But still. To this day I cringe.
My friends and I just pretend it never happened.

>>2789703

i always get derpy at cons because i see tons of cute girls that i wanna hit on~ so that usually leads me to saying silly things or just being really way too loud.

>>2789817
Most attendees will never hear about the shit that goes on behind the scenes of a convention. The nazi's most attendees deal with are the dumb shits we leave on door duty because we can't trust them with anything important.

I've seen all kinds of insane stuff over my years staffing Security/Safety. Rapes, pedos, stalking, drug dealing, drinking, theft, orgies, attempted murder, people forget ALL social grace when they set foot in the hotel at con time.

>>2789865
>>orgies, attempted murder

wat

>>2789865
in my experience the only good part of the security teams are the director and the lieutenants. it's the volunteers that give the security staff a bad name. i saw one lieutenant break a guys arm during a rave because he was giving away XTC.

tl;dr I hate the kids on the door but you upper level guys make the cons safe. thanks for that.

>>2789865
Sounds more like common sense is checked at the door
Although kids who don't know how to drink, and more importantly when to stop drinking I imagine are the biggest part of the problem.

>>2789872
Last year we arrested a 17 year old girl for attacking a cosplayer with a pair of scissors. Apparently the cosplayer was downtalking her to a but of people, she found out about it and chased this girl across the convention space with a pair of scissors. She admitted several times that she intended to slit her ear to ear.

I've seen/heard about orgies at damn near every con I've ever worked. Nothing sexy mind you, just a bunch of hambeast piled up in a hotel room somewhere. We try to stay clear unless there's word of underaged in the room.

I go up and take really shitty cosplayers/hambeast pictures and tell them how good there cosplay is and how it brings out their eyes and real sweet shit.
Then I come home and end up with over 1,500 pictures of failure on my computer.
I'm in the process of making a website in which I can share this pictures with.

I also yell at people with shinny cosplays: "LOOK. A SHINNY POKEMON. I MUST CAPTURE IT."

>>2789900
Oh by far. Underage drinking is the biggest issue we deal with at any con followed distantly by marijuana usage and theft.

securitybro thinks he's batman

Look, every day of con is equivalent to a beer plus one for every night you haven't slept. Most of the fucking happens on day 3. But there is a LOT of fucking at cons. I've seen a friend screw three guys in 2 days - one of them on the fire escape at her hotel - and everyone I typically go with (except the creepy yaoi fangirl) has gotten laid at least once in the last 4 years of cons. Sex happens.

>>2789989
Damn, I've been going to conventions for like 3 years and i've never gotten laid. >.<

I convened a meeting of lolitas for the express purpose of turning around and putting every single one of the on lolita_fucks. I convinced them to do the worst poses and took pictures of them looking fat and ugly. My cruelty knew no bounds.

ITT: Passive-aggressive fucks posting about shit they only wish they had the balls to do.

>>2789989
Yeah it's sorta ridiculous. You'd be surprised how much breeding happens at conventions. If there's any kind of rave or dance and you're halfway good looking and have a hotel room, you can get laid.

>>2790090
>>2789989
More like this plz.

>>2790096
I lold cuz it's true.

How come there's so much fucking in cons? I've never been to one, to be honest, I never have the time. Male or femanons care to explain?

Why would you want to fuck people from cons though? Are you guys that desperate?

>>2790213
I've never fucked anyone at a convention before. However I was invited up to a room party once. When I arrived there was a pretty cute girl (not HOT, but not bad. Probably 17 or 18) and she was just sucking every cock that was infront of her. I couldn't say why other than I was drunk but- I waited my turn.

>>2790096
I would do every single one of them. Yes.
>>2790213
Most of the male population on /cgl/ would say yes. And I say yes. :D

>>2790180
asocial nerds never have sex. many other asocial nerds that are starved, you figure the rest

>>2790180

The anonymity of being in cosplay.

Think of an anime convention like 4Chan in physical form. With a few popular exceptions (tripfags) no one knows you (anon), you share similar interests (interest group forums) so friendships accelerate more quickly. Thanks to various substances (alcohol, horomones, drugs) those newly form friendships often skip stages and go straight to sex.

>>2790213
Pretty much this!

Then again, I can get laid outside of sweaty neckbeards at cons, and I guess some of you don't have that option.

gay sex with a norway. at first i thought it was a girl crossplaying. it was terrible: it was the best sex of my life. ;_;

>>2790227
>>2790238
>>2790228
>>2790180
>>2790213

See I hear stories like this all the time but I just don't believe it. People at cons are massive attention whores, especially when drunk. But i've never seen 1 video or picture of drunken con sex occurring. Sorry but Pics or it doesn't happen.

>>2790251
Same. Even if like some good looking guy came up to me, and tried to seduce me into his hotel room, I'd still say no. I don't want to dirty myself with the potential hambeasts that he's slept with. You convention whores disgust me.

It's a fact that cons are easy sex.
Especially for women. You'd be surprised how easy it is even for a hambeast like me to get some. They just want to rub their cocks on my sweet cosplay.

>What is the worst thing YOU have ever done at a con?

Run a panel

Cosplayed as the Ex girlfriend aka Tiff aka rhaps0die.White mage outfit, trashy makeup, glasses, and bad dye job burgandy hair. Strictly to be a cunt and for the lulzyness, thought people who knew who I was (her ex boyfriends, exfriends and other people who knew her) they pretty much laughed there asses off. The pay off was when I was standing about 8 ft from her yelling "Lady Ava is a man, why am I not famous?!?!?!?!?!" ACP Henry and Darcy damn near died. Pic so very related, and so very worth it.

>>2790353
Does she even wear makeup? Every time I see her, the only thing visible on her face is her nasty acne.

>>2790373
Yes actually, She cakes on a very thick layer of foundation to hide the acne. Greg once told me she left a nasty makeup stain on his shirt that never came out, said it was greasey too. also has a penchent for brightly colored lipstick and eyeshadow that have nothing to do with the character she's cospleying. I put purple eyeshadow under my eyes for bags and used eyeliner to make pock marks on my cheeks. LOL way to much time into it, but funny as shit.

>>2790353
Haha, oh maaaaan. This just made me like you better. Brofist for cajones.

>>2790353
...ilu


Ohayocon: Girl comes up when I've about reached my limit wearing Moomba (eg hot and want to get out of it), and says "Oh wow I love your fursuit!" ...Twitch.
"Don't call it that, it's just a cosplay..."
"Why not? That's what it is"
"Because that term implies I'm a furry, which I'm not."
"There's nothing wrong with being a furry"
"...Yes, yes there is."
"That's a gross misconception--"
"Keep telling yourself that."
And she storms off. I savored that shit...

>>2787998I gave myself a brofist
A+ hilarity.

>>2789922shinny
>>shinny

As for me, I had spent 9000 years writing and choreographing this skit, and a masq staffer told me that we would have to come on stage from Left when I planned it all from Right. I was so furious/frustrated I said something like "Are you fucking serious" and stomped away in the middle of his sentence. Later I felt bad and figured he was sick of putting up with cosplay divas all night.... I wanted to apologize but I couldn't find him :(

>>2790353
What the fuck does this even mean? You pretended to be some other chick and tried to fool others?

I can't decide if that falls closer to the "creepy" or "pathetic" side of horrible con behavior.

>>2790419ried to fool others?

I don't think you understand the concept of "malicious."

>>2790419
Evil, bitchy and vindictive I'd say, I wasn't trying to be her.....not by a long shot. I just wanted to be a massive cunt, goal accomplished.

>>2790096
how did this ever get made without "Actually has a penis"

>>2790483
i think its understood.

>>2790037
> >.<
That probably has a lot to do with it.

Long story short, I accidentally hit a baby in a pram with a plastic sword.

>>2792072

I'd like the hear the long story of this.

I just go to cons to have fun and enjoy myself, so I cant help you OP.

Not at a con, but I deliberately post shit someone spoke about people who were supposedly her friends to make them look bad and herself look good, just to get her into miserable-zone.

In the end I was the big bad ogre and she was forgiven because 'she didn't feel well at the time she posted it and it came out looking differently than intended'.

Because 'they didn't do shit and i had to organize everything' can be taken in a non-insulting way when it was actually the other way around.

When someone rarely refuses to have their picture taken. I take it anyways. If it's nothing special I delete if they look full on retarded I put it as my con pic album cover, then I post the url on the con site.

I walked in on my cousin having sex in our hotel room. I proceeded to walk up to the bed and have a conversation with them. I changed costumes, and went back down to the con. Dude didn't follow the sock on door handle rule.
Went back up to the room later with a group of people (with intentions to get drunk) and hear them going at it again from outside the room. Tell everybody to stfu, and I counted to three. We all then barged into the room and begun our party with them still in bed. Dude prolly doesn't even know what the sock rule is.
Word of advice, if I walk in on you having sex, expect me to walk up to you and start a conversation.

>>2787848

Maids aren't set to specific rooms, its doubtful that the same maid cleaned yours.

>>2792152
XD I do this to my room mate all the time. I drunkenly walked in on him with a girl once and we ended up tag teaming her. Now I just walk into the apartment, sit in the chair next to his bed and give him the puppy dog eyes until he get's pissed. Always great for a laugh. And also why I double check that my door is locked when I have girls over.

More stories from "con security batman" please.

I've fucked 4 people in a single weekend.

And then by a horribly ironic twist while I was sitting in the hotel lobby with hookup 4, the other 3 manage to run into me at separate times and decide that it was an excellent time to hang out! None of them knew I had hooked up with anyone else besides them, and it was awkward as fuck.

... I also have cosplayed from Naruto.

Aside from that, at AB this year, whenever I caught someone yelling "buttscratcher", "I lost the game", "Marco", etc, I shouted (and I can get really loud considering how small I am) "YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL" as close to their face as I could get. Admittedly this was never actually in their faces, since they were always at least a few paces away from me.

Yeah, I fail at being a mean person, shut up.

One of the lighter things I've done is snap a kid's Ichigo Bankai sword (whatever the fuck it's called, I don't give a fuck) because he pissed me off. He cried.

I REGRET NOTHING

some girl made me download some song from Inuyasha so she could sing it during a talent competition
in the middle of her preformance I changed the song to "Lets Get It On"
she cried
not allowed to staff there anymore, but it was a smallcon so I don't give a shit

AX'06: I sold free masquerade tickets to some idiot. Scammed 20 bucks for each of the two tickets. In protest of the convention center's expensive food, I managed to steal pizzas from the food court for me and 3 friends.

AX'07: Pulled a hamstring doing a dance move, essentially keeping me in limp mode the entire con. Despite this I still managed to have sex.

AX'08: Nearly get caught by hotel security smoking something in the hotel stairwell, leading a cavalry of stoned idiots up and down floors and getting away. One falls during the stampede of weed and I go back up the stairwell and help him up like a vietnam war buddy and take off together.

Went nearly for the entire day of day 3 without eating, while doing the One Piece gathering, essentially learning a masquerade skit in one day, performing said masquerade skit in front of 7000 people, leave, rush to another live programming room, and host a panel, only to go and run a party afterwards.

Katsucon 2010: I've never blacked out before in my life due to drinking, until this point. Wow.

Also, shaving 'down there' while in the shower while high while getting ready to cosplay Ippo...I don't even want to describe the weird things your mind comes up with.

I'm not saying this to get pity, I swear, just saying HERE'S AN ASSHOLE YOU CAN CONGRATULATE FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE!!

My first con, I was pressured into losing my virginity. I was 12. We ended up dating for about a year and he was abusive as fuck. Now whenever I leave the house (or especially, go to a con!!) I freeze up and panic like I'm going to get beaten the fuck up!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!

The best part is, I'm actually kind of attractive and he was a total fucking ugly fatass and every tenth person at a convention looks just like him (it's so awesome omg i love panicking like a motherfucker).

Although, I am kind of proud of myself for something last year. Not too incredibly assholish, but some guy yelled out, "YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!!" to my group and I yelled back, "Wow! You're funny and original! You're definitely getting laid tonight!" He didn't say anything back and left.

>>2794077

wat

>>2793852
yeah i'm going to hell but THAT WAS AWESOME.

>>2793947
What about the time you interrupted Vic Mcgogna?

>>2794168

I didn't feel that was worth mentioning.

>>2794077
12? too old

>>2794077
wat

MOAR

I recognized an under classman holding a 'THE GAME' sign so I wrestled it away from him.

>>2792072

AWA I assume?

I never did anything mean like some of you other anons. Holy shit some of you are down right vicious... I'm just not a mean person.... I'd be the one who gets picked on and cried rather than vice versa.

When I was younger I was just obnoxious at cons. Yelled too loudly, did obnoxious skits at the cosplay contest (which still somehow managed to win first place???), acted like a weeaboo... I'm very embarrassed about it now.

>>2795616
Nope. =) Not homosexual. You're silly.
You seem a little desperate though... I can find you a nice young man if you'd like?

Got drunk in Hetalia cosplay in order to tolerate fandom.

Inadvertently fucked over sober Hetalia-cosplaying friend by passing out on her and eliciting lots of "DAWWWWSSSSSS" and photo-taking.

You know the worst thing I done in a convention: Staying up for almost 48 hours in Katsucon 14.

I stayed at the Woodley Park guest house because it was cheaper than the Omni Washington plus the Omni lied to me and said I had to be 21 to check in. I was 19 at the time of Katsucon 14

Most of the time except to change clothes and to shower I was at the convention. It was a big mistake as I ended up dozing off about five times at that convention. On early Sunday morning, I finally got some rest, about 5 hours worth.

While Katsucon 14 was the best Katsucon in my opinion, I vowed to myself that I will never perform this stunt again. NEVER AGAIN!

(inb4 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

>>2795639
LOOSERS GONNA LOOSEN.

>>2795639
Who's implying? I'm saying it straight out. You are probably a homosexual. Many of your posts are "faggot this, faggot that" and your pent-up rage against most females shows some sort of weird girl issue. It's pretty gay man...
"Loose" some weight? Hahahahahaha!

>>2795673
I think this is the first time I have seen anyone actually learn something from /cgl/
Your English teacher will be so happy.

>>2793947
>One falls during the stampede of weed and I go back up the stairwell and help him up like a vietnam war buddy and take off together.

I'm going to bump this thread up. :D

I was just a general weeaboo. Participated in glomp circles, would say "I lost the game" stupid shit like that. I was never really mean to anyone though. If I didn't like someone, I would just ignore them.

Hobbes, if you're gonna be a troll, at least be a funny one.
I didn't come here to listen to your horrible trollan.

I troll everyone with Guy Fawkes masks incredibly hard. I walk up to them and talk to them in annoying admiration about how cool "4chon" is and how I like the pictures of cats with the misspelled words. Then at the very end as they get irritated and start calling me a "newfag" or say "rules 1 and 2" or something stupid I turn it around on them and quiz them on memes they most certainly do not know. Feels good man.

>>2796662
do you consider advice dog a meme? i know people who don't

>>2793947
You didn't scam anyone. You just lied. My friend bought the ticket and he was willing and aware. He was the one looking to buy a ticket in the first place.

Stayed up through an entire three day con. Me and a friend had a bet going on on who could stay up the longest.
Last day was torture, it was difficult to keep my eyes open whenever I sat down so I had to keep moving. Slept for about 16 hours that night.
Bright side is that I won the bet.

>>2796662
>>2796677
Cancer that's killing /b/

>>2796662
>>2796677
You, sir, are a faggot

There is this annoying girl that attends my college. She is also an anime nerd and is obsessed with dolfies. So she pissed me off by talking shit about me and my girlfriend. Lucky for me this hambeast left her prized Dolfie on the table at this con we both attended that month. I snatched it and copletely fucked it up by snashing it and taking a sharpie and writting shit all over it. It was funny to watch her search with that worried look on her face. So being the bitch I am. I dropped it where she could find it. While standing to the side idly watching her discover it. It filled me with joy when she cried and searched for the missing arms and leg that I ripped off that motherfucker. HA HA Fucking weeabo bitch.

>>2796697
>>2796699
Yes I'm still butthurt my secret clubhouse was ruined. I don't post about it though, just troll in real life.

>>2796697
>>2796699
>have worn guy fawkes masks in public before