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    96 KB Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:40 No.2777280  
    You're given a choice /cgl/...
    You can become the man, futanari, or girl of your dreams and go off have erotic nights with any and all your waifus and cuddle with them. Not to mention enough financial wealth to support yourself and your hobbies.

    Or you can escape from your unreasonably mundane life and go on a grand adventure throughout time and space. Anywhere and everywhere, everything that ever was or ever will be, any time you want! One condition: It has to be spectacular. I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: The trip of a lifetime!

    So /cgl/ which do you choose?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:43 No.2777294
    Only idiots pick the second option
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:43 No.2777298
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    The latter.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:43 No.2777299
    Can you get me back before tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:44 No.2777302
    I'll take door number two!
    >> Meesh !4UjY1di7KI 04/04/10(Sun)21:46 No.2777310
    Well as long as I get to travel time with Ten, then I am A-okay with 2
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:46 No.2777317
    >>2777299
    Why, what's tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:47 No.2777319
    Enjoy being dead if you pick 2
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:48 No.2777327
    >>2777319
    I'd rather do something extraordinary and live a shorter life than live a long life doing the same thing every night that millions of other people do.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:50 No.2777339
    can i go with become the girl of my dreams even though i'm male? (u know someone has to ask)
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:50 No.2777340
    >>2777327

    Option 1 you have wealth, Option 2 you'll die within the first few minutes
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:51 No.2777342
    >>2777339

    Yes, the original version was posted on /a/ only with futanari
    >> Mr. Owl 04/04/10(Sun)21:51 No.2777343
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    If I can go with my boy 11. Then I'll take door number 2.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:52 No.2777354
    >>2777340 Anywhere and everywhere, everything that ever was or ever will be, any time you want! One condition: It has to be spectacular. I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: The trip of a lifetime!

    Death is not guaranteed. Likely, yes, but not promised. I don't need money or things to be happy. :>
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:53 No.2777356
    Option 2 is good as long as you don't get written into a corner and have Russel T Davies kill off any possibility of your return even though you were the BEST FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE SERIES EVER DESPITE BEING ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING COMEDIENNES IN BRITAIN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO DONNA YOU FUCKING COCK I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MURDER YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE AND KIDS AND LEAVE YOU CHOKING ON YOUR OWN PENIS WHILE IT IS STILL ATTACHED TO YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:53 No.2777360
    >>2777342
    sweet! otption #1 it is
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:55 No.2777369
    Option one. Seeing the past would be interesting, but I'd rather not see any of the other fucked up shit mentioned. Besides, if I have infinite wealth and power, I can make my own adventure and probably not die in the process.

    The only thing that would make me re-consider option two is if it was set up like Venture Brothers. Organized costumed antagonism and stuff. Guild of Calamitous Intent, here I come.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:55 No.2777371
    >>2777354

    But what happens once you get dropped off? And your friends and family?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:56 No.2777378
    >>2777356

    It's payback for Catherine Tate even creating the Catherine Tate Show.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:57 No.2777382
    >>2777371
    I would learn to adapt or die. My friends and family would move on in time.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:57 No.2777384
    >>2777378
    Fuck you, Donna was amazing.
    >> Mr. Owl 04/04/10(Sun)21:58 No.2777390
    >>2777356
    Well it's a good thing RTD isn't on the show any more then.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)21:58 No.2777393
    >>2777369
    You'd be a super villian on venture bros? what would your alter ego be?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:01 No.2777404
    >>2777317
    I get married!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:01 No.2777407
    Option two without question. Can I go with Tennant?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:01 No.2777409
    >>2777382

    That's selfish of you
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:01 No.2777410
    >>2777390
    We can only pray that means no more Rose
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:02 No.2777415
    >>2777393
    The Fleeting Fancy. A bored, old-money heiress turned antagonist. I'd have a catsuit designed by Burberry, a Coach utility back and laser cannon holster, and boots made of genuine puppy leather.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:06 No.2777433
    Fuck this pseudo-romantic bullshit of the new series. Motherfuckers just wonder onto the TARDIS and get abducted whether they're going to their first day as an air hostess or not.
    >> Mr. Owl 04/04/10(Sun)22:07 No.2777443
    >>2777410
    Well I think they concluded her story line with the Other Doctor and I see no reason to visit her again.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:08 No.2777455
    >>2777415
    >>genuine puppy leather.

    did you just quote canis canem edit?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:11 No.2777472
    >>2777433
    It makes me sad that most of the people who consider themselves OMG huge Doctor Who fans these days have no idea who you're referring to.

    Also: this has nothing to do with /cgl/.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:11 No.2777479
    >>2777472

    Tegan Jovanka
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:12 No.2777487
    >>2777479
    You are one of those outside "most" then.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:14 No.2777501
    >>2777472
    >Implying the majority of the diehard fanbase doesn't know about the Fifth Doctor's major companion.

    Wat
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:14 No.2777504
    >>2777487
    Or, y'know, the person who wrote the reference in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:16 No.2777525
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:17 No.2777530
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:18 No.2777540
    Ooh Doctor Who geek talk!

    >>2777501
    Do people get to see the Black Guardian trilogy much these days? Without them you miss a big chunk of Tegan and Turlough.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:19 No.2777545
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:19 No.2777550
    >>2777501
    Yup, that's what I'm implying because it's totally true. Most of the "fans" only give a fuck about Tennant.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:20 No.2777553
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:20 No.2777557
    >>2777501
    A lot of people who have only seen the new series claim to be "diehard" fans
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:20 No.2777559
    >>2777550

    Those are fans in general, not the diehard fans that spend time on Outpost Gallifrey, go to Gallifrey One, or edit TARDIS Index File.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:21 No.2777561
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:22 No.2777566
    >>2777559
    Uh huh. So tell me how you got from me saying
    >most of the people who consider themselves OMG huge Doctor Who fans these days

    to
    >Implying the majority of the diehard fanbase doesn't know about the Fifth Doctor's major companion.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:22 No.2777568
    >>2777550

    Because the vast majority of Doctor Who fans these days are teenage girls instead of fat neckbeards.

    I'm not sure which camp is worse
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:24 No.2777577
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    >>2777568

    You tell me
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:24 No.2777579
    I've been watching Doctor Who (consciously) for 20 years, I've seen just about all the Who there is to see, and I fucking hate Outpost Gallifrey.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:24 No.2777584
    >>2777577
    Wow. That guy is seriously amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:25 No.2777593
    >>2777579
    What, without even a toilet break?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:25 No.2777594
    Option two most definatly
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:26 No.2777599
    Second option is for faggots
    Enjoy being dead or having a ruined life after you're kicked out.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:26 No.2777601
    >>2777593
    Oh fucking herp derp
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:26 No.2777602
    >>2777577
    >implying one guy = vast majority
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:29 No.2777617
    >>2777599
    Yeah, you might end up like Ace!

    We all know what happened to her! Don't we?

    Don't...we?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:33 No.2777641
    >>2777617

    No acting career after Doctor Who?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:34 No.2777650
    2 because #1 is already possible to obtain.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:37 No.2777663
    what if if your waifu IS the doctor?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:44 No.2777703
    >>2777356
    She can have her very own Timelord watch; the Doctor's had one, the Master's had one, why not her?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:50 No.2777734
    >>2777641
    Scandal! Sophie Aldred was in ZZZZZap!

    And Ace went off to learn to be a Time Lord, yes indeed. And thus probably ended up dead/locked away/following a cheesy camp bad guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:53 No.2777748
    I'll go with door number three, although I'm a number two, I wanna be the real deal.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:02 No.2777795
    >>2777409
    It is and I don't really care. I'd rather die from a selfish thing that few people will ever experience than, say, running off to the big city to die of an overdose in the bathroom of a club.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:16 No.2777878
    >>2777748

    Wut
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:56 No.2778122
    >You can become the futanari

    You had me there
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:58 No.2778133
    Number two thanks, I would like to travel the universe :D
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:59 No.2778148
    Fuck yeah, I'll take the motherfucking adventure!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:01 No.2778170
    Grand Adventure through Time and Spaaaaace!
    And with this new knowledge of travel through time and space I will steal money, get plastic surgery and then obtain the man of my dreams that way.

    the end.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:05 No.2778204
    >>2778170

    Me too. I love adventure!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:05 No.2778656
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    I wish to be the girl
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:25 No.2778793
    Option 2. 1 isn't all that appealing to begin with. Doesn't matter which doctor so long as its not the 1st or 8th.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.2778818
    >>2778656
    so is moot actually gay or what?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:30 No.2778835
    Uhh wait, question about choice 1, cuz I wanna know what I'm getting myself into. So I can be as hot as I want, and have a bunch of monies for life, but I have to marry other woman (women)? As a straight female, that doesn't really fly with me. Did you miss the part where I can also have erotic nights with all my husbandos (to appeal to the straight females like myself)? Cuz if I can't be straight, then I'll just take choice 2.
    But if I can have straight sex, then I'd take choice 1. As much as choice 2 sounds like fun, choice 2 also sounds like there'll be a lot of pain to go with it. It also sounds like I'd be the only person left that I know, since I'd get to see the earth die and all that. As exciting as that sounds, loneliness is my number 1 weakness, so I'm gonna have to go with 1. I'll take a hot reverse-harem and enough money to support everything I care about over the grand adventures, thanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:32 No.2778845
    >>2778835
    woah-hoooo lesbian in denial eh?
    >> bombyNeko 04/05/10(Mon)01:34 No.2778863
    the first one. but i dont have any waifus. but the girl of my dreams is youthful. so this kind of implies keeping the appearance and vitality of youth forever. which is damn appealing.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:34 No.2778867
    being a trans gender girl who hates her body and just about ever thing about, and being flat ass broke for all but 2 days out of ever month to pay med bills + the ever day bill we all have to pay. Who cant get any one be it a good guy or woman to even think about dating me.

    I would pick the DR.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:36 No.2778890
    >>2778845
    Lmao, how the fuck did you get "lesbian in denial" out of "I'm a straight female"? Like seriously, please explain.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:52 No.2779029
    >>2778890
    Its the internet, so they assume all straight women are secretly lesbians/Bi.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)06:22 No.2779828
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    The Doctor of course
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)06:32 No.2779852
    would have to agree with >>2778867 for Similar reasons (Except I know whom I'd love to spend my life with)
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)06:34 No.2779860
    Assuming that I can replace waifus by husbandus in the first option, I'd obviously choose it.

    Going for my dreams is enough of a crazy adventure, as they are crazy dreams, having a nice place to come back after the day is just what I ask.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)10:20 No.2780337
    DOCTOR!!!!!!!! LETS TIME TRAVEL!!!!
    >> Denmark !bIFZjECh1o 04/05/10(Mon)10:26 No.2780351
    I wanna go on an adventure.

    So I pick #2.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)10:49 No.2780395
    The second option if it's the Fourth Doctor and best of all: Tom Baker



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