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03/24/10(Wed)22:16 No.2731246Winning
the most contests =/= best cosplayer.
Winning contests is like
stealing-candy-from-a-kid-with-Downs-easy. I should know, I've done it
before. I know, I know, you guys probably say I couldn't because they
have retard strength but I traded his bag full of candy corn for a brick
by saying its cotton candy. Retard broke all his teeth trying to eat
it. Anyways, all you need to do to win in a FL con is to be friends with
the judges. Most judges for the FL cons are picked by the other judges,
aka just picking friends, who may know nothing about cosplaying. They
just sit there and support whatever decision the first judge says. So
find out which judge is returning and buddy up. Also, bring a baby and
dress him up to look adorable. It's your key to an easy victory. Just
look at Nessa and AFO. And if all else fails, tell them your going to
beat your baby if you lose. |