I sell stuff I make a cons and make a shit-ton of money of dumbasses. So I'd say I'm doing pretty well.

>>2675297
Yaya, your grammar is awful.

I'm in university right now, so I don't work.

My sister and I make jewelry and hats to sell at conventions. We made $1368 in a weekend last month, so that's fun.

im an unemployed grad student.. so i guess i can say i haven't achieved anything great so far

... but i come from a wealthy family, so i'm not really worried about being successful or not.

I'm going into my Junior year of college and I work at the University's costume shop. I make enough to get by and make my cosplays, but I'd not consider myself successful yet.

I'm a Nuclear Security Officer. I run around a nuclear power plant with a M4 and body armor. Most nights I'm on my laptop after a few hours of "mace the hippy". and I get paid $30 an hour.

Fuck Yeah!

I just moved to a bigger city than where I come from to find a job. Been unemployed for over a year now since graduating. I have a pretty impressive undergrad resume so it's a little upsetting that I haven't found work yet.

I recently quit my job and am kind of scrambling to find a way to get some sort of income until I find a new job. Might start making dinky little things like keychains and jewelry and whatnot. too bad any jewelry I make looks like the work of a second grader and I rage at my own artwork.
So, successful? Noooot a bit. Just one of the many unemployed.

So far? Not very. Once I find a job, I'll be putting cons and cosplay on hold to save up, finish my associate's degree, and then start working on getting my auto mechanic degree. It's not my dream job but people have cars, cars break and need to be fixed, and it's something that'll keep me busy on the job. I'll be helping my brother who rebuilds dune buggies and other shit soon and my sister-in-law's dad owns a shop and he said that I'd be welcome to come in and help out if I'd like. I figure I'll be handing people tools for the most part but I'll be learning as well, so yay, go me. :>

I go to school and I get paid to throw drunk hipster out of a bar, fun times.

Some would consider me a failure, some a success. I'm a lowly grunt doing character design mockups for Bones, but they paid my moving expenses and put me through school, and I have a nice roomy apartment and pretty nice material possessions.

Plus, I work on more and more of my own designs every day. :)

For my age, I am successful. I have found a good balance between full-time work and school, cosplay and various other hobbies. It's hard to be as successful as possible in this economic climate but for now I am lucky.

I'm a student a lifeguard and a summer league swimming coach

I saw Metallica on Sunday, and Nothing Else Matters.

Work part time at a video game store (non GameStop), good times everywhere.

As far as 18-year-old success goes:

Millionaire somehow??
Ivy League
University
College (<-- I'm here)
Community College
No College
Super Senior
High School Dropout

I'm doing pretty good

>>2675461
I'm also married, and just bought a house in San Diego.

I work retail....not fun.

I'm also do freelance writing and voice acting but my skills are only good enough for stuff that doesn't pay.

i have no life and the sad thing is im only a little concerned about it. If i died now, 4 maybe 5 people would miss me

I sent my portfolio to Pixar, time will tell.

hmmm. i'm a dancer. i am getting my cosmetology license and i plan on becoming a certified au pair

>>2675573
LOL you better be fucking amazing

>>2675573
good luck. and i do not mean that in a sarcastic way.

>>2675638
I've sent it to other places but somehow I'm waiting for their response the most.

>>2675678
well of course you are, it's Pixar. It's like the holy grail for 3D animators.

It's also fucking competitive as hell, just like any other creative job. Don't be upset when they turn you down, or don't even respond.

Currently working part time in a shit job I hate, but it's putting me through 2 courses and in one year I will be free ;3

I catch Ghost

I just inherited my previous supervisor's job at a small law firm and hit the ground running after only 4 weeks of training.

in my 3 since weeks without her, out of the 90~ some odd regular appearances i was in charge of I've only dropped the ball on 2 minor ones. And all the cases I was in charge of that went to trial got judgment in our favor or settled just moments before trial call.

I'm on the nuts and bolts side of the law profession, but at this rate, I'll be able get 1-2 years of actual field experience and procedure, pay my way through law school and a J.D., get snatched by a "small" firm in a bigger city and make my way up the ladder before I'm 30 with half the debt most young lawyers have.

It's nothing like the life I imagined having on graduation day a few years ago, but it's getting there. This is the first year I've been to a big out-of-state convention.

now if only they the firm didn't reward overtime and weekend hours so well, I may have more time for my hobbies, friends and family. but the money. the money is so good..

To pay the bills im a rent a cop. To keep me sane and pay for costumes I work in a costume fabrication shop. Im hoping that within the next year the costume shop will get enough business that ill be able to dump the shitty security job.

Living on disability. Paid to sit on my ass, and I get free health care. SUCK IT, BITCHES!

I graduate college in 2 weeks... D:

>>2676876
How do I be you?

>>2676888
Id tred carefully I think its CWC

>>2675485
>It's not my dream job but people have cars, cars break and need to be fixed
Sup, Hollis Mason?

>>2676876
You'll die sooner so It's all good.

>>2676908
But I'm hoping you'll go first.

>>2676896

But I don't drink my own jizz!

>>2676908

>implying being gainfully employed increases one's life span

I'm a NEET. Some people dream of this sort of life, but you have to trust me when I say it's not all fun and games.

>>2676910
No. You will.

Im currently a musician, getting paid to perform at concerts and festivals and such, feels pretty damn awesome.
Im starting in musical-college in august, hopefully, and once Im done there Im planning on hitting the university to become an archeologist.

Freshman in college so not much yet, but I got a full ride plus a little extra from scholarships so that's nice. When I need some extra cash though, I do manly work helping my dad in construction. So yay for being able to fix stuff around the house later in life.

I'm a successful internet troll

Graduated college and working for UPS until I start testing for fire dept in the spring

Working two jobs right now; full time under a contractual Quality Control position and part time for Gamestop. Saving up to move and go back to college.

So in other words, not really successful at all, but I'm trying.

24/Engineer
I work 80 hours a week in a clean room building new technology that is so bad shit insane I'm not legally allowed to talk about it. All you need to know is when I stand tall and scream "SCIENCE!" You should run.

I make around $45 an hour with the majority of my week being scheduled overtime. I make around 15,000 a month which is impossible for me to even spend. The downsides are that I work so much I almost never get to go out, and that my body will probably give out on me after another few months of this. I plan to work as much as possible for at least another year, save as much as possible, then majorly reduce my schedule and enjoy life for a while.

>>2677052

Can I have money?

>>2677052
Interesting. Congrats. Good to see hard-workers who's hard work pays off. Don't let some woman leech off you, for the love of god don't let that happen.

>>2677056
Fuck no. Finish college and work yourself to the bone you dirty peon. I'm not even sure if I have a girlfriend anymore. I haven't really had time for her since I started my assignment in January. I bet she's cheating on me by now.

I am working a minimum wage job at a deli/sub shop till I can get into art school. Its not pretty, but it pays for the costumes.

I'm married, own a house, voluntarily terminated my last job to look for something better coz my husband is nice to me and makes pretty good money ($85k). I love my life.

I work in the film and theater industry as a production designer.

>>2677064
Enjoy suicide at 35.

>>2677052
>>2677064
What the fucking shit? Where the hell do you work? I thought I was doing okay making 15 an hour as a clerk and I'm two years older than you! What tax bracket are you in?

>>2677080
Enjoy working for 25,000 a year until you're 70's, and never creating something important.

>>2677083
I'm not even sure yet. I've only been on this new project since January. All I know is I'm buying a new car next month and considering a coke addiction.

What is the 2nd largest State? >First name of Company
Drums, Violin, Piano, Guitar, these are all what? >Second name of Company

>>2677052
How the fuck are you not dead/still cosplaying? Christ. Godspeed good sir. And I thought being a pre-nursing practitioner was hard.

>>2677103
Yah... I read this and was sorta, "Wait... He does all this yet has time to come to /cgl/ and desires to actually read it... Wuuuuuut."

>>2677096
Oh my bad, thanks for making our Ipods smaller dude!

>>2677103
>>2677107
Never said I was a cosplayer. At least not currently. I just like to lurk /cgl/. And I've got today (wednesday) off for a shift differential, so I can do laundry, go to bank, feed my dog for the week, ect. So I'm taking a little bit and catching up on my favorite web comics/Kotaku/4chan for a while.

>>2677114
Well, I never assumed you cosplayed; I just found it highly highly amusing you find /cgl/ worth your time. Makes me feel a bit better about myself.

>>2677114
Sincere question: How have you not commited suicide yet? Working 80 hours a week is overkill. I'm too used to free time. I love to learn and shit, but, that'd be too much brain overload. Med stuff is already testing me and most friends I know as it is

>>2677119
You guys and /o/ are my favorite boards, chin up!

>>2677121
I would feel very strained by the schedule if I weren't so interested in the projects we're working through right now. There are so many problems with the technology and I love solving problems. I think the big reason is because after I finished college last year I spent 6 months on my ass doing nothing, so when I finally got a contract I went all in. By no means do I think I can keep up this pace long term, I'm just trying to build my nest egg right now.

>>2677096
Not everyone aims to be special. I could be a doctor but because I want to start a family and have free time I'd rather be a nurse practitioner.

I run a private corporation that deals in breeding ninja elephants. They should be seeing combat action around 2015. Best part is, they work for peanuts.

>>2677135
So what's your favorite cosplay?

>>2677137
because what the world needs now is more people breeding who cant support their sperm blossom.

>>2677142
That I've ever done, that I have saved, or that I've ever seen?

>>2677144
Because what the world needs now is a dangerously reduced birth rate with a populace that will live above their 70s on average.

>>2677148
Either or.

>>2677151
Um. If the kids don't have jobs and are on unemployment, then who is going to support the elderly in their retirement years?

Yah, theoretically, it would be nice to have a steady birthrate so working folks can pay for the old folks. However, as I said, if none of the youth is working because they are lazy and retarded then the theory sorta fails.

I rather have a decline in birthrate and an increase in educated hard workers.

>>2677153
That I've done - Buttataki Joe at last years Afest.
That I've saved- Pic, I'm a sucker for Harley Quinn.
That I've seen - This great representation of all the main D&D classes by some group at Dragon Con.

>>2677165
>That I've seen - This great representation of all the main D&D classes by some group at Dragon Con


Holy crap that sounds awesome.

>>2675515

>>2677052
>>2677064
>>2677096
I wonder how it is that no one has put a ring on your finger yet. If I was your girlfriend I would have put you on lockdown months ago.

>>2677144
To be honest a medical assistant makes more than a scientist.

Besides scientists are shifty and should not be trusted.

>>2677171
>Wonder why no one has put a ring on his finger.
>Would put him on lock-down.
>He works 80 hour weeks.
>He's never home.

Um. It takes a very strong, independent, understanding and loving woman to let a man's work come before her. As he's said, he has no social life and probably no time to dedicate to his spouse. Women desire attention, don't deny it. Money and a stable income is great, but money don't buy happiness ladies. As he's said, his girlfriend is probably cheating on him with some guy who works at Mc.Donalds, but he gives her what she desires attention-wise.

>>2677172
>According to the AAMA 2004 Medical Assisting Survey, average gross salary for certified medical assistants is $27,951

>>2677185
Way to depress the fuck out of me man. Guess I'll drown myself in my work. HAH!

>>2677172

I hope to god you're trolling. I'm too tired to differentiate.

>>2677189

I'm pretty sure he meant "physician's assistant" which is completely different.

>>2677195
Hey now. You just need to find yourself a strong woman who understands why you're doing what you're doing.

As a strong female who does not need constant attention and reassurance >,> I'm just sayin'. You need a woman who wants to be a partner in your life and help strive for success. Not some fucking gold digger.

>>2677052
>>2677135
Okay seriously, you've got some 'splainin to do. According to your numbers you should be making around 180,000 a year. That is almost three times what an entry level engineer should make.

>>2677189
Could be different depending on the area and experience. I've been wanting to go into nursing forever (Because I'm too pussy to be a doctor) and I asked a nurse how long she'd been at school. She went to school for 8 months and made roughly the same as a nurse that had a bachelor's (Because she worked in an affluent area). The way she said it made me want to slap her. Not all of us are interested in the money, bitch.

Now just whose definitions of "success" are we operating off of? Whitebread Suburban America's? The Jew Media's? The financial establishment's? Some bright shining lie that attracts dirty immigrants to our country, where instead of assimilating to our culture they continue their dirty immigrant ways?

>>2677206
Daww. If only you lived anywhere near me.

>>2677208
Very true which is why I'm taking as much advantage of the contract as possible. I'm scared to get specific because I really, truly, could lose my job over it. All I'll say is that it's a monster defense contract for the U.S. The background checks alone were so deep federal agents questioned my entire extended family. They recovered my school records from elementary to see if I was ever a problem child. The only reason I'm able to pull down the numbers that I am is because they allow us basically infinite overtime. I'm working as long and hard as my body will physically allow so that when this project ends I might be able to get on with the Military as a senior contractor and possibly work for NASA like I've wanted to do since I was fucking 5 years old.

>>2677052

I ghostwrite 3 verses [mostly rap, sometimes r&b] and make 5 grand more than that. While sitting on my ass. Also, my parent label fronts any expenses directly related to my image/appearance, including "where I live" [on record, anyway].

I said all that to say, I sincerely hope you love the line of work you're in. Working your fingers to the bone for money you can't even enjoy is fucked up. Hurry up get your girl to bear you some children, and spoil the shit out of them. It's almost surprizing how satisfying and motivating it can be to know that other people are enjoying the fruit of your labor, even when you can't.

>>2677242
Good luck to you sir. I imagine we will be seeing practical applications 20 years down the line (Civilians).

>>2677247
Meanwhile his girlfriend is probably cheating on him with a cell phone seller at a kiosk. It's nice but he should probably save it up for a unique mansion (Under the ground, some kind of weird theme) and wait until he can trap-spider a girl with his affections. Living the life. Aww yeeaaaaah.

>>2677250

Next on MTV Cribs

>>2677242
It sucks doesn't it? We're raised to believe money makes things simpler and as long as we have high paying jobs we'll be fine. So, we strive to achieve that and realize fuck, no it doesn't. Hell, I sometimes believe lower class families are happier. Wish I had a $1 for all of the failed marriages/infidelities that go on with successful couples. The man or women either work too much and the other spouse gets fed up. Or both work too much and fall out of love.

All that really matters deep down is that you love your job and that you can work 80 hours and BE HAPPY. I think that's what I admire about you the most. You're actually happy with what you do and feel fulfilled. I'm not sure how old you are, I hope you're younger and have the rest of your life to worry about finding your soul mate.

Ditch the girlfriend, though if you suspect she's cheating. Really, you do not need that drama in your life.

As for the distance, hey, you never know *wink wink*. Anyways, first work on getting your work life situated before worrying about Miss Right.

>>2677242

Does the government know you frequent a website that's a known haven for terrorists and pedophiles?

>>2677242
What're your current living arrangements? I imagine if you're trying to earn your nest-egg you'd be living in a small dinky apartment while the savings build up.

>>2677260
The government is a known haven for terrorists and pedophiles.

>>2677247
In 1958 Jack Kilby spent a single summer solving the "tyranny of numbers" which led to the first ever semiconductor. Thanks to his design and constant refinement technology was given the springboard to come as far as it is. Computers, Cell Phones, Ipods, none of that would exist without Kilby.
1962 Leon Cooper develops the BCS theory advancing the science of Superconductivity by generations, making space travel and modern tech a realistic goal.

Every aspect of the life we enjoy is thanks to men like this. You may write some beautiful words to paper and life a life of excess, but within a generation it will all be forgotten. I will drive the technology forward that shapes worlds. I would do this work for free, because my name- my legacy is all the payment I need.

/cgl/-closet rich people and college students.

>>2677253
To be fair to her, I honestly don't know. We're barely spoken in the last 3 months. She could very well be waiting patiently like a supportive girlfriend, or she could be down for nightly frat orgies. I don't know, can't say I really care to be honest.

>>2677260
I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they did.

>>2677272
I live in a small 1 bedroom apartment near work and drive the same ford ranger I've had since I started college. That's partially why I'm thinking about buying a new car. Then again why waste money on something that's just going to sit in a locked down parking lot 85% of the time.

>>2677276
O hai thar!

>>2677276
I am scared to death of you now. Please do not create zombies or take away my iPhone.

>>2677286

>>2677286
Well, whether she is or isn't, I'm just gonna leave my AIM in the email in case you ever just want to casually chat. I doubt you have the time, but eh, always nice to have new friends.

>>2677305
>Trying to make friends with a busy man
>Looks like a butch lesbian.

>>2677309
Hey, if It attracts lesbians like Captain. I will take it as a compliment ;3

>>2677276
Sounds awesome dude and I hope for the best but if you ever use your's powers for evil I'm taking you down.

>>2677322
forgot my trip

>>2677276
Dr. Horrible
>>2677305
Penny
>>2677322
Captain Hammer

I'd buy the DVD.

>>2677253
Sometimes I feel like I need a good ton of money to do anything in this world. Being 23 years old, I'm still in college and live with my parents and I don't have the kind of job that can really sustain me living on my own if I were to move away from the next. Sometimes I really kick myself for having a passion for acting instead of something related to science, medicine, law or just general bussiness. If you know anything about actors is that money does not fall in their lap easily. Finding paying gigs is hard as work is not steady and you need a job with flexible hours so you don't starve.

Sometimes I'm torn between the two camps of practicality and idealism. I need to make money to survive so I can pay rent and have food on the table then there's the super idealistic "JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS" banter that every god damn actor and insperation movie tries to force down your throat. Sure I'd love to follow my heart and all that jazz but I also prefer to not starve along the way.

Then there's the extra training, you gotta hone your skills if you wanna go anywhere in the world. Being an aspiring voice actor, I can skip out on many movement classes and similar lessons as they're useless but that still doesn't mean my career path is a cheap one. Between general college B.A., private lessons that start at 300 dollars, general audition subscription fees, demo reels that will cost up to 1500 to produce, specialized voice acting schools, audio equipment for my home studio, I've put in quiet the large sum of money into my passion and I'm STILL nowhere that I want to be.

>>2677276

One man's treasure is another man's garbage. But your reply tells me where your heart is. It's safe to say you weren't forced into your profession nor did you end up there by accident. In which case, money doesn't matter to you as much as it matters to me. You may completely disregard my previous post then.

I hope you become a world-renowned Sciguy. Just take time out to smell the roses on your way there, bro.

I'm going to college, in my freetime I assist in improving the small arms marksmanship of PMC personnel.

tl;dr I get to cosplay, study stuff, teach psychos how to become more effective at killing and have a lot of freetime.

>>2677305
I don't mind making new friends, especially with cosplayers. All though Email would be a better communication median for me since I have to check it almost hourly. (email field)

>>2677322
>>2677299
>>2677293
SILENCE YOU FOOLS! Simply pay the ransom and I'll leave you to your American Idol and iPads.

1st year med student that doesn't have a life.

So let me get this straight. You work for an unscrupulous amount of money, for a major science firm, on a contract from the military. The government is monitoring your outgoing communications to make sure you don't talk out of line, and you want to leave a permanent mark on society not carring if your name goes down for infamy so long as your name is remembered?

I'm calling it now people, this dude works for Umbrella. Start prepping for the undead!

>>2677332
Lemme' tell you a story G.

My dad wanted to become a Police Officer and eventually a Detective. However, being the wild child son of Chief Of police, let's just say my dad has "done some hard time." Thus his dreams were sort of shattered.

Gets married to my mom and decides to go more for practicality. He's a Business major. Worked very hard to obtain a Masters Degree and we live very very comfortably. However, my dad is one of the most unhappiest people I've ever met; he hates his jobs. He constantly worries about money and our financial standings. He has horrible highs and lows as well as mental breakdowns that make me worry he is bi-polar. The only time he is happy is when he's winning money at the Casino. He always wants more more more when it comes to money.

So... Do what makes you happy man. Because even when you reach the top; if you reach it doing something you aren't proud of, you won't be happy...

It's gotten quiet in here. Maybe >>2677371 hit the nail on the head.

>>2677372
Nice post. As far as many people are concerned, I know this rationale to be the undeniable truth. Yet for others, money does much to compromise and even things out in their lives. The kicker is, not only do we not know which one of those >>2677332 is, but I don't think even he himself he knows it yet.

Cheers to resolve. Oh, and your dad is in my prayers. I'm not even 30 and it hurts ME when I look back and realize all the time I've wasted by being too idle instead of working toward my many goals.

>>2677332
It's a hard road but always worth it. In an odd way from my experiences, it's the times that were the worst you will look back on fondly. "When the shit was real" as it were.

>>2677371
Don't ruin the ending damn it!

>>2677372
On the opposite side of that- My dad had a passion for cars his entire life. So when he was going through high school he trained to be a mechanic. To do what he loved. He was miserable. He spent so much time working on other people's cars he lost the drive to restore his own. Then when I came into the picture that was it. Private Schools, tuition, specialty projects, these don't pay for themselves. Even after I left and he was alone the day to day drained him so much he found a passion in narcotizing himself nightly with liquor up until he hung himself.

The point is, if you are not happy something has to change. It may be your greatest passion in the world but if you don't love it anymore you will hate it in the end.

Can we get an archive of this shit?

>>2677404
Not so fast evil-doer!

>>2677421
>>2677404
Your reign of evil stops tonight!

Charmander Lad! Charmelon Wing! to arms!

>>2677404
That has got to be painful. I'm sorry =(. Man you have willpower.

>>2677435
I don't even... what is this?

>>2677441
Despair breeds strength. He made his choices, I have mine to make. All I can do at this point is live my life as brightly as he always wanted me too.

>>2677452
Boo hoo My daddys dead and Im rich! I fucking hate people like you. Just because youve got a little more college than me doesn't make you any better than me. You should try my life on for size, see how long "dispear breeds strength".

>>2677463

>>2677465

>>2677463
Seriously? The man works 80 hour weeks.He deserves a lot of money after all that bull. I don't think you'll ever have to do that. Besides he's pretty nice. I wouldn't wish dead parents on my enemies. You need a kick to the groin.

>>2677481
blah blah blah.
If your so affectionate you should just propose to your internet man crush.
>>2677404
all im getting from this is that he drove daddy into an early grave and is now reaping the benefit.

>>2677463

>>2677510
I have a boyfriend thank you. Nah. I just think it's interesting how he pursues his job despite the work hours/lack of free time. He has passion for his work. That thing with his father is unfortunate but I don't see how he could get that he drove his dad into an early grave when it was several years in the happening

Wow, some of the stuff here are pretty insightful. Makes me want to reassess my life.

I'm 22, working in a company that publishes online games. Unfortunately, it's not in the US and if I convert how much I get paid in dollars ... I'd probably earn around 1.3 dollars an hour, 40 hours a week, and most of the time I have to do some OT work. So around, 50 hours a week. Haha ... ( ' A')

It's the industry rate here, I guess, and we have a lower cost of living, but it still makes me think I should look for greener pastures. :< Iunno ...

>>2677523
Everyone suck of science man hes so dreamy. its so awesome how he was mildly inconvienced and has a good job.

Fuck all of you people, lucky bitches are lucky.

>>2677530
>>2677510
>>2677472
>>2677463
Please do not feed the trolls.

Just turned 18. Dropped out of school when I was 16. Became a Hikikomori. Went to my old high school last night for my sisters concert. My old teacher bombarded me. Giving me a huge reality check. I am setting up a appointment to register me for a new school as I type. Only have 4 more courses till I graduate.

Britfag, 19, look 16/17 work at morrissons, starting to study genetics in september at a lower standards uni

Feels good man

>>2677549

Oh, and lost nearly 20 pounds in the fast one and a half months

I'm 26, dropped out of high school, got my GED, worked retail for 6 years. My mother works for the DOT and got me into the state consultant training program. I took to the job, make $75000 a year.

Work at the local jail, not too bad but it makes good money. Currently working on a comic book I'm going to self publish and enjoying life for all I can. I'd say I'm pretty damn successful in that I don't have a damn thing to worry about. Like, ever. Life's been good to me so far.

>>2677560
right on my brother.

>>2677573
It wasn't easy, I won't lie. I worked my ass off to get where I am, but the work is interesting, so I'm glad I found my calling. Unemployed and crappy jobbed people: Don't Give Up!!

>>2677560

I love it when the underdog comes out on top. God bless, man'g.

not very. i'm still in school, and broke as hell. i'm working all this week [spring break] so that i can afford gas to and from school, as well as my dues. shitsux

I work at fucking Subway. I'm waiting to be accepted into college and I needed a job, but I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and Subway was the only place hiring. It really, really sucks big time.

I run a moderately successful blog network and help run a software development house. It has gotten me noticed across the internet and even a few mentions in my local paper.

I love what I do and wouldn't give it up unless I could move on to my other dreams. I fell into it after getting fucked over on retail jobs one too many times.

did an internship at the GSI when I was 15.
been going to university during school since I was 15.
been to the fucking CERN when I was 17, three times, internship, out of pure dumb luck. (glad that humans cant die of joy overdose because I would have been dead several times)
Started studying physics in 05, dropped out. was a "wee bit" depressed, for several month. Switched to mechanical engineering. Shit is so cash. I do numerical plasma simulations, FPGA design and Assembler programming as a hobby. (its a lot easier than it sounds)
Thinking about doing a PhD after my Diploma, but thats still in the future.
Life is good.

Let's see.
I'm married to the most wonderful man ever. We are both successful: while hes a lawyer, I am (was) an IT consultant at the biggest multinational company in the world. I'm not working anymore since I'm having a baby but even though I'm not working we still have way more money than we can spend. We are also very good looking (inb4 zoolander) : he modeled for Swatch (yeah, not only the hand though lol but face too) and I was a model too but nothing as big as that, mostly runway. So of course everybody tells us our baby is going to be beautiful and you know what? i know she will be. FEELS GOOD MAN.

NEET here...

Well, I was working 3 days a week part-time as a utility representative for a COBRA Administrator, which basically means in a bad economy, our business flourishes.

However, since they've been expanding, they've needed to hire more employees, and essentially sucking all the extra work I used to do dry, so I'm "on-call" with them now. Every place I apply locally however, doesn't even call me back to give me the time of day, including Wal-Mart and McDonalds. There's literally no place in town that's actually "hiring".

That said, I was going to a local community college, and took every computer and advanced computer course they had to offer, and I kind of stopped going once I got a few other core classes out of the way for transfer to build up some money. I need to get back into school so I can transfer somewhere and get my software engineering degree.

Im a student; currently studying journalism and hoping to specialise in the not so weeaboo field of politics or culturual affairs.
Work in an aforementioned fast food outlet not because im stupid or a greasy spotty teen but because they were the only employers who actually gave a ratsass about my university and anime society committments (they give me days off to run to society i help out with) and give me shifts which work around my uni hours.

Pay could be better but the banter and the folk i work with, wouldn't trade them for the world :)

Im kinda poor but my mom makes "good" money (too bad she has poor spending habits) so Im not suffering as badly as many of my friends. Currently in college working towards my dream job. Have good friends, losing weight, have lots of plans for the upcoming year (planning on meeting lots of cool internet "strangers"), and Im very happy and satisfied in the direction life is taking me. I have a job on campus that has been flexible with me dispite me being sick this past two semesters and having to take lots of sick days.

I dont know money wise that doesnt mean (or anything at all) much but I feel like that should constitute for something.

Married to the only guy I ever loved, he works at a state park while I go to school/look for work, I'm finishing up to become a preschool teacher

freshman going to a CC. still living with mom. no job.

i hate michigan

>>2677549
I was gonna giggle at you for working in Morrisons.
Then I realised.... at least you have a job.
Goddamn.

19, on the dole, moved out last november, live with my boyfriend, who is also unemployed.
We're broke but very happy.
Hm.

>>2677715
also should add on have the most wonderful boyfriend, had a few problems with men in the past (including pedo-stalkers) but i'm moving on from that and leaving the anxiety it caused behind :)
His only flaw (and its a biggy) is he's a furfag

22, work two campus jobs that pay upwards of $10/hour, graduating this semester with a degree in English and philosophy.

So, uh, I'm probably going back to school this fall for my associate's in radiography or medical coding or something that will allow me to get an actual job. I dream of a lit theory PhD, but it's not financially smart to pursue that right now.

graduating soon, still need to find a job (though not too concerned because my family is supportive).

going into a career i am not too excited about...

boyfriend and i are okay, but we won't be together for that much longer and i sort of regret losing the v-card to him? not that it really matters that much i guess.

>>2677332
Definitely with you there, man. I work 50-60 hour weeks mostly. Last weekend was the first weekend in 2010 where I didn't have to work on Sat/Sun. Currently my fiancée has gone back to school to study pharmacy and I'm stretching my salary to pay for all of our living expenses. She could take out more loans to cover her half, but in order for her to focus on her studies and not have to work to pay her side of the bills, I agreed to pay for everything for the next 4 years.

I'm a graphic designer at an advertising agency. The work is okay, but I don't enjoy it. Been here for 6 years and my salary has remained mostly unchanged.

Truth be told, I knew this place wasn't right for me after being here only a few months. I don't really care for most people I work with, the jobs themselves are uninspired and dull - the more creatively fulfilling jobs being taken by more senior level designers, and I'm usually left with the dregs.

I'd love to go full-time with my props. "Follow my passion" and try to apply the things I'm actually good at towards a fulfilling career, but I have obligations. I need to keep a steady job to make ends meet to keep my promise to my fiancée. Some people might think that not following your dreams is the result of weak character or timidness, but sometimes its just not possible in a practical sense. Times will come when things will be easier, but sometimes you just have to be patient and suffer through the bullshit for a little while.

>>2677735
You should be in movies. Your prop work is incredible.

Is that something you'd ever want to pursue?

currently NEET. I'm so lazy/depressed I do absolutely nothing but sleep and surf the internet all day.

though I might soon get a filing-type job through my mum. will still be depressed sloth-like creature, but eh. maybe I'll get enough money for some happy pills.

I like my job at McDonald's

Not at all. Unemployment ran out, can't even get hired at a fast food place, and I have bipolar disorder and am living in terror of the day I'm not going to be able to afford my meds.

op here. thanks for making me feel bad about myself

Not very.

I've only ever worked in the summer. I'm a university student in third year. My parents pay for my shit though, so I'm not in poverty. My family is upper-middle class. My money goes to whatever they won't pay for, i.e. my hobbies. Feels good man.

gonna go to school for associate's in graphic design in the fall. my 'plan' afterwards is to have a bit of freelance work on the side while I study something I actually want to do; fashion design. I'd do fashion first but the school I want to go to is out of state sooo yeah. saving money while spending money.

>>2678114
lucky upper middle classes. I'm working class, i pay for all my university stuff as well as my cosplay n con stuff, i pretty much work all the time i'm not in uni to pay for everything. sucks.

Eh. Working for low money and high stress (special education) but I really like it for some stupid reason. I'm paying my bills but not saving anything. After my masters, maybe...

>>2678748
lucky working class. I am poor. Can't afford to go to anything but a community college. Can only afford to do cosplay through watching crackhead (not joking) children while I study. I know if I were born into an actual family, I would be a 100% better and well known cosplayer.

Shit job right now, and living with parents, but I make a little money on the side making jewelry and what not

I'm starting community college in November.

its crappy but at least I have a job and talents that kind of help out.

People with no money for school but plenty for cosplay makes me lol.

Worked at the same job for 5 years, training for the management position available. Hate all the managers there, so wont be fun, but a great thing to have on a CV.
Waiting for cash so I can go for a Uni course, that'll finish with me quitting work and getting into prop or costume design.
From there, calling my friends whilst measuring the inseams of the stars.

I just borrow money from my boyfriend. It's not amazing but i'm happy.

I'm doing...okay I guess. I'm a senior in highschool (eighteen), work at Books a Million, make enough money to pay my insurance and phone bill, and can support my terrible lolita habit.

>>2675556

Holy shit brah, do you work in San Onofre?

>>2679524
Yes, he works in the gigantic robotic boobies.

>>2679501
Oh god, if you work at Books-A-Million, things are NOT okay. That was the most godawful job I ever had.

Business Major specializing in Information Systems who just graduated in December. Currently studying my ass off for my A+ exam in April. Seemed like a decent degree and career field to go into when I went in, now it's about almost fucking worthless as a liberal arts degree.

No job, harassing the Census Bureau since it's the best shot in landing a job right now.

23 male, currently living with my parents. Most work I get is from my dad, he pays well and he keeps me well fed.

>>2679531
Really? Why?

Somewhat successful, I work at a fashion magazine

I'm an engineer at a place that manufacture parts for various Boeing and military planes. Graduated with a CS degree. I have little debt so lookin' good so far!

>>2679501
I take back the, "Okay I guess"
Just looked in the mail, and I got the music scholarship I wanted.
Life is awesome.

Fuck this shit. This thread is "How big is your E-peen?" No successful person will be believed when its so easy to lie.

To spice things up. I work the night shift stocking shit at Walmart. Aint got no car, and my GFs as fat as the day is long. My life's hell, and I hate everyone. Welcome to 4chan, please eat the whole bag of dicks.

I'm going to art college majoring in Media Arts and Animation. I get money for going to school and work 3 jobs.

Shit sucks but I live comfortably. I've completely burned out after doing that for 2 years now though, I'm going to have to drop jobs or classes for next quarter :\

SO NOT REALLY SUCCESSFUL AT ALL.

I've worked at bars and nightclubs for years..

Shitty area of the world I'm in to grow up.

I'm not happy bout all the time I wasted sitting around and fucking off.

money can't make you happy.

>>2680379
>money cant make you happy

Yes it can.

19 year old college student. Parents pay for CC and honestly I prefer CC because my friends at uni (Or that were going to uni before the economy sunk) bitch about how they can't learn shit in 200 student classes.

Work a part time job at school assisting blind students. No money for cosplay yet. Kinda sucks, been two months and haven't been paid (Because my supervisor never called me in to fill my time sheets) but honestly I'd rather not quit because I'd feel guilty since I work with a woman who's about to graduate and move on to uni needs the last few badly. Job sucks, my supervisor lied to me about pay, and I'm so tempted to quit, but, I won't unless my supervisor fires me or the semester ends :/.

>>2680444
seconded.

bump

>>2680664

That's pretty noble of you anon. I give you major props.

>>2680444

Word.

I'm an astronaut!

Could it be that most of /cgl/ are doing art stuff? dont you know that the market is flooded with ppl who want to get into art, writing and advertising?

>>2682967
With the economy in the tank as it is the market is flooded in almost every profession. One would think that competition for all things "creative" might be thinned out as people would focus their attention to more stable venues of work.

23 web designer in an agency, I still live with my parents, wrapping up college, community college was miserable after a certain point, I just didnt get how people dont get the software, it took up the entire class and got bored and lazy failed a few classes.

>>2682967
Not me. I'm looking to work as a paralegal after graduation.

Not very, at the moment. CS major, but only just started at Community College. I work at a restaurant. I want to go to school in Cali and live there. If I just moved I'd feel a lot more successful. c:

22 living with parents, no job, only one year and 5 months till I am a vet

However I still consider myself half successful, because I'm steadily walking towards my professional objectives.

I'm 20 and make $50,000 a year.

25 Air Force, make good money got a nice car and my 3 bed house is paid for.

best thing i ever did

Research Assistant at a hospital.

>>2683213

id never expect someone from the air force to ever cosplay.

sorry if im stereotyping

>>2683355
That's because they're generally unfun, retarded individuals.

I'm a stay at home mum but I do some things on the side. I'm an AFRMA registered breeder of fancy rats and I do some freelance artwork. I'm hoping to go back to college soon.

My husband is a video game programmer for a small company. They mostly just port games to other consoles. He makes about 45k a year which is pretty good for where we live.

>>2676918
Tell me more.

>>2675529
>As far as 18-year-old success goes:

Millionaire somehow??
Ivy League <= Here!~
University
College
Community College
No College
Super Senior
High School Dropout

I win! Okay, I'm being a douche, I know.
I think I'm doing well. 18, sophomore at an Ivy, looking into developmental psychology (clinical)... Currently have a nice, easy job as a research assistant in the university social psych lab and I'm doing some base observation work with the cutest little 1st graders <3

I have a great relationship with my parents (call home every other night just to chat) and my brother... Adore my professors and the school in general. I'm terrible about auto-friend-zoning guys but I guess I'm not actively looking.

I don't have much free time, persay, but I'm taking courses that I'm actually interested in and I still have a little time for ice skating and sewing. ...A little. ...Admittedly, with the Academy awards, out of everything nominated for anything I had only seen 'Up'...

I don't sleep much but overall I'm happy.

>>2684033
at least tell me you're ugly

>>2684087
On left, in the black. I'm fairly average, I'd like to think? A little too much testosterone, perhaps.

do nothing all day every day

being a conman is fun

>>2684033
Congrats, I think you just killed the thread.
Excuse me while I stew in my mediocrity.

>>2684033
Enjoy it because you won't be getting a job with that major.

I finished my junior college courses, and I'm looking for a State college that will let me finish my courses.
I live in California, though. And they're state college budgets have made them less than cooperative.

So for now, I'm saving up as much as I can while I find a college I want that actually has room for me.

I'm a tour guide. I get paid to be an autistic fucktard who talks too much about trivial shit no one normally cares about. I don't care about being some college-educated, overpaid, white-collar douchebag. I love what I do.

True success isn't slaving away in college and work so you could chase money. Don't believe the rich fuckers or the TV shows or the bankers. It's doing a job you love and getting paid. You don't have to change the world. Just change YOUR world.

>>2684783
this may be the best thing I've ever read on 4chan.
thanks anon, I needed that.

>>2684783
Pic related. I wanna put that quote on a plaque. Did you read it on an inspirational poster or something?

Taking votes for biggest pricks of the thread

>>2677052
vs
>>2684033

>>2684893
I say Phantom is a bigger prick.

Engiefag makes a shitload of money but at least he recognizes that life isn't perfect and he has to make sacrifices.

Phantom is just LOLOL I GO TO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL THAT MEANS I'M SUCCESSFUL

>>2684925
I can agree with that logic.

jactater has ivy league hooters

the biggest prick is >>2684783

I work two jobs because when I'm idle I start to lose my sanity.

I compulsively buy shit a lot--whenever I go into a store for one item, I come out with four or five things I passed by and decided I *~had to have~*. On weeks when I don't work a lot of hours because my mood makes me oversleep/stay in bed/be lazy I usually spend all of my money before payday on cosplay shit, Starbucks, or random things. I shop therapeutically--for some girls it's new clothes and trips to the mall, for me it's raiding a Goodwill store or buying comic books.

Other than that I still live at home because my mom will not let me move out, but they support me while I'm here so whatever. I'm a Sophomore in college looking at indefinitely being in school, but for as long as I'm in school I have my two jobs, so it's okay.

I telemarket to get funds for my university's scholarships by soliciting alumni for donations and I work a work study job at an office and I absolutely love it. I love both my jobs and I'm happy there, so I should be happy overall, but I'm ronrey so I'm almost always miserable.

I work for a large video game company, I am a lead artist on one of most successful online social games on the net. I have no girlfriend to spend money on so I just bank everything and spend very little on myself.

Other then going to con's as Raptor Jesus (next one is going to be Wonder Con) I'm not very well known. My artwork is seen by 30 million users a day and I revel in that fact every moment of every day.

The only thing I really want right now is a steady girl friend, but 90% of women are total cunts anyways so I'm just gonna wait it out.

>>2684971

I'd be your girl, Raptor Jesus. My mother would be pleased that I married a nice Jewish-raptor boy.

>>2684821

Part of it's from a Ben Affleck movie.

>>2684971
Ah yah. How old are you anyways?

Large video game company eh? May I see some of your work?

I'm inheriting a quarter of a million dollars from my birth dad. We met only a few times and he never helped my mom out with bills even though we lived shit tier for years.

I'm pretty fuckin' excited.

>>2684971
>The only thing I really want right now is a steady girl friend, but 90% of women are total cunts anyways

Sounds like someone needs to lower standards to something actually realistic, or ditch the shitty attitude.

>>2685007
"Inheriting" as in he's dead?

>>2685007
For pity's sake, put it towards something useful and don't blow it on stupid shit. If you spend it on cosplay or toys or something I will facepalm forever. SAVINGS + INTEREST MOTHERFUCKER

>>2685015have a salad

fuck no I expect my woman to eat (just not more than me, that is threatening to masculinity) and burn it off with a fast metabolism

>>2684936
>>2684997
Proof?

>>2684977
Not Jewish IRL, but I'm for it! Let us chat sometime.

>>2684997
Here's something I've been working on in my free time. Spent about 3 hours on it total. Needs retop and UV map and texture and proper headband and final sculpt and more shit I don't want to think about lol.

>>2685017
>>2685022

Yeah, he died a long time ago but I was just contacted about the money.

lolwut is it even possible to blow that much on cosplay? I'm using it to move to a new city and go to school. And a trip to Japan, ngl. But I'm not spending over 4k on the entire trip (including airfare) and I'm staying for over month.

>>2684997
P.S. I'm 23.

>>2685039

I'm four years younger and living in Ohio, but I'll at least pretend we run off into the sunset together.

(And I'm really of no faith, but I'm Jewish by heritage and I eat matzoh ball soup woot woot)

>>2685039
Be prepared to get raped by girls will see that you are single and have $$$.

I have my GED
No job
Gonna try to get a job at a store though maybe?
at the moment I don't care too much

>>2685043
I'm not that much of a 'looker' so the ladies tend to ignore me. Plus I don't say I'm well off right away I try to keep it a secret until I figure out if they're crazy or not.

>>2685050
Eh, Jac and bonk sure jumped on your ass quick when they found out.

>>2685036
>And a trip to Japan, ngl. But I'm not spending over 4k on the entire trip (including airfare) and I'm staying for over month.

What part are you going to? And the place to stay for over a month for under 4k? I've never been to Japan but I imagined it to be more expensive for such an extended stay.

>>2685054
Typical.

>>2685050
You look fine, lol. Better compared to typical cosplay/anime con community anyway

>>2685054
I doubt I'll ever see anyone on this place IRL, for more then a day, so I don't telling you. Plus it's the reason of the OP. lol

Financially, I'm beyond "poor college student." My family is broke as fuck after my dad died, an oil spill on our property that made it unsaleable (well water contamination concerns, etc.), and then we got hit by all the economy dive shit.

Both my brother and I are at Ivy League schools, though, and could probably make bank pretty soon out of college.

>>2685050

Dude, you've got a Powerslave shirt on and that's all that matters to me.

>>2685068
HEAVY FUCKING METAL LOUD AS IT CAN BE!

>>2685054
I was more interested because he's an artist. I consider myself an artist, so I like to socialize with other fellow artists. I also tend find artists attractive personality wise too.

I find Raptor Jesus attractive. *Shrugs*

I ain't saying jac's a gold digger...

>>2685054

I'm a Jew and I like money.

Naw, I've read Raptor Jesus's posts around and he seemed like a cool dude and I mentioned being ronrey, especially after watching the new Lady Gaga vid so I offered =P

I recalled him posting a while back and finding him cute, too. Not that it matters since we probably never will meet and I'm going to marry Lady Gaga and/or die alone anyway.

>>2685068
Absolutely nobody on /cgl/ cares about you or your opinions.

>>2685056

The apartment I'm staying at is 1600 USD a month, and it has a kitchen and all that so I'll save money on food. And airfare is ~1000.

>>2685086
Jac is a total golddigger. She was after the rich engiefag earlier ITT.

what a jew.

>>2685075
I DEMAND TO SEE THESE EPIC TITS DAMN IT. I AM YELLING.

>>2685074

PLAY IT LOUD DON'T PLAY IT LOW, BLOW YOUR SPEAKERS WITH ROCK N ROLL


YEEEAAAAAAHHH.

You going to fanime again? I missed you at ALA.

Now that Sieg fag is after Raptor's ass too. All gold diggers.

>>2685098
Fat tits on a fat chick. Nothing epic about them.

>>2685090


I beg to differ, you jealous cunt. THAT'S RIGHT. JEALOUS. CUNT. YOU.

>>2685107
I don't think anybody is jealous of an alcoholic Indian who can't make it in a band.

>>2685108
Isn't he a beaner?

>>2685110
Maybe he's all of the above? Also add ASSBURGERS.

>>2685112
So he's a alcoholic aspie beanerindian.

that's one big pile of fail

>>2685086
>>2685096
Mmmhmm... Being attracted to successful men who are happy with their jobs and lives is quite horrible of me. Shame on me, I'm a horrible person and I should feel bad.

Sorry, I find success and happiness attractive. Fuck, had Raptor Jesus told me he was a starving artist, but happy doing what he did i'd find him just as attractive as I do now.

>>2685106
Pretty much this. I'm a walrus guys; with a walrus dick to boot.

>>2685101
Fuck ya ManOWar! They're like my all time favorite band! (Other then Ayreon).Just wanted to say that so that this doesn't turn into a total TripFag-A-Thon.

Next con is WonderCon, I'll try to make it to FanAnime. Although every time I get to a /cgl/ gathering I end up not talking to anyone because I'm either too drunk or everyone else already knows each other and I feel stupid trying to butt into conversations.

>>2685117
Indeed.

>>2685108

You are an idiot and very mad. My band has barely gotten off the ground and the only thing slowing it down is me and my current location. When you know what you're talking about, why don't you aim me @ Harris is a BAMF? I'd be more than happy to talk to you about how much of a fucktard you are.

>>2685119
Everyone knows you're only after money, especially after hounding after the two people saying they make alot.

You'd be better off not replying and hoping people forget what a gold digger you are.

>>2685095
Now that sounds fantastic, Anon! Don't tell me you found such a good deal in a place like Tokyo?

>>2685119
If you go for someone, not knowing what they look like or even what their personality is like beyond some blurb about "I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, BITCHES COME HITHER," you're a golddigger. Yes that is bad and you should feel bad, because it makes you look like a "typical woman."

By the way, I make six figures and have a giant backyard pool that will accommodate your whaleish figure. Am I ~attractive~ yet?

>>2685119
>starving artist

Right. Notice how nobody noticed Raptor before (well, noticed in a romantic way) until he said he was well off and worked for a big company. All of a sudden BAM! girls and guys are rushing towards him wanting to be friends and girlfriends.

Watch your back, RJ. That's all I'm saying.

>>2685127
Why when I have my own Jew Gold? Chocolate Jew gold since I'm such a fatty ^_^

so...raptor jesus is a false prophet? I see no talons or large teeth

>>2685131
>Large video game company eh? May I see some of your work?

Um. I'm going for someone by asking to see their work?

Not really successful at all. I work in fast food and am stuck living with my bitch mother and her asshole boyfriend. Saving what they haven't taken to gtfo and go to school next year.

>>2685134
I always got Anon to back me up. Solid my brother! Keep on keeping on!

>>2685126
Maybe you should get your Indian tribe to give you some casino money for anger management lesson, Asspie.

>>2685142
>I find Raptor Jesus attractive. *Shrugs*

Subtle.

>>2685139
I'm much like the Santa's at your local mall at Christmas. I'm not REALLY Raptor Jesus, for to be that! Is to be a god and, I sir, am far from a god. I am merely a man who wishes to being the faith to the masses. I merely embody all that Raptor Jesus is, and was in order for people to keep the faith. That's all a man can do, keep the faith....

>>2685149
GASP

>>2685163

>>2685161
My hero....

>>2685166
http://www.youtube.com/user/glowpinkstah#p/a/u/1/sfpdlffAww0

my response sir...

>>2685161
wut

>>2685110
>>2685112
>>2685117


I invite you dumb cunts to look at this: >>2684445

I'm most definitely not aspergers and I'm probably one of the more well balanced people on this board. I am most definitely not Mexican or 'Indian.' I am Native American and Italian. Believe me or not, I don't fucking care.

>>2685134

And as for YOU, I fucking welcomed Raptor Jesus into my room at ALA not knowing SHIT about him other than he cosplayed Raptor Jesus, I hadn't met him before, and he liked to drink (which I like to do LOL). Now I know he likes Iron Maiden and Manowar. I mean come on, it's a no brainer. My best friends live in the Hollywood Hills and are pretty rich and I don't ask them for money, so kindly fuck off.

ITT ANGRY FUCKING BITCHES.

>>2685170
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

>>2685180
>ITT ANGRY FUCKING BITCHES.

You're the only angry bitch ITT. Everything pisses you off. Chill out.

>>2685183
And business is good, babi.

>>2685180

I'd like to clarify that I did welcome him in, but he didn't stay because he found another room.

>>2685180
>I am most definitely not 'Indian.'
>I am Native American

Maybe you're just retarded.

I like that this thread has devolved into a bitchfest.

>>2685189
>he didn't stay because he found another room.

One without a psychotic aspie who gets high on gasoline, no doubt.

>>2685191

Really.... Really... Indians are from India bra'....

>>2685185
I know, right? Make me laugh. Well, laugh at him.

>>2685191

Maybe you're just an ignorant fuck.

>>2685194
Tell that to Columbus.

>>2685198
Writing him a letter right now.

>>2685197
Problem, Indian? Where's the slot machines? I got this shiny nickel.

>>2685204
Penny slots is where it's at. Fuck that shit.

>>2685197
So you're an American Indian. There you go.

HEY-OH-HEY-OH-HEY-OH-HEY-OH

Wanna have a pow-wow? Smoke some crack?

>>2685192
And it started out so well....I feel bad I was the catalyst for all this.

But I have work tomorrow and I have a deadline to meet so I'm out. See all of you at Wonder Con if you're going. I'll be the dude in the Raptor Mask!

>>2685208
Holy crap, I lol'd HARD.

HEY-OH HEY-OH
HEY-OH HEY-OH
HEY-OH HEY-OH
HEY-OH HEY-OH

>>2685204


Haha, if my tribe had any casinos I'd be rich as hell. Try again, fag.

>>2685193

Hahahaha waaaat.

Whatever I did to you guys, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT WAS SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN. I obviously offended you deeply or hurt you in some way.

By the way, I'm on AIM right now and none of you fucks have messaged me. AIM = Harris is a BAMF

GO FOR IT.

>>2685218
Daylight come and we wanna go home.

>>2685224
ALCOHOL INDUCED RAAAAAAAAGE! Drink up, Asspie cause that's all you're good for.

>>2685229

If I was drunk right now I wouldn't be here. Keep reusing the same shit though, it's fuckin original.

What the fuck is a NEET?

>>2685224
>implying anyone wants to have a conversation with you beyond insulting you

gb2cupboard

>>2685234
not currently engaged in education or training

basically you don't have a job and you're not in school, so you're not really doing anything with your life.

>>2685234
Not in Employment, Education or Training.

>>2685235


You just don't have the guts to talk to me. Hide behind your anonymity and limited knowledge of myself as a person. Go on. Also, that movie was cool. Good job.

gb2chair kitchen, you fat fuck.

>>2685233
>implying there's a time when an Indian is NOT drunk off his ass

>>2685239
Welcome to 4chan.

>>2685243


If ONLY that were true. If ONLY.

>>2685239
The fuck is a chair kitchen?

Slow down and look at what you're typing before you post, aspie fag.

sage due to crackers

Former postal worker and military contractor, now professional time killer. Do odd jobs and temp work to bide my time while waiting for spots in postal supervisor training to open up (only been a year and a half!)or another contract company with the military.

>>2685256

I know what I said. If you don't that's your problem. I feel like calling you something you're probably not. Give up on your argument already you fucking 3 legged lizard with a vagina for a mouth?

>>2685235
I fucking laughed so goddam fucking hard. Holy shit my sides hurt.

SERIOUSLY, THE ONLY MOVIE WE NATIVE AMERICANS HAVE IS INDIAN IN THE FUCKING CUPBOARD AND ITS NOT EVEN POLITICALLY CORRECT.

It's a damn good movie, though. Seriously. Watched it like 10 times in highschool. Good times.

>>2685263

"HnJ, it's the President. We need you..."

>>2685293
You have Dances with Wolves. And Avatar.

>>2685329
Meh. Avatar can be compared to almost any tribe across the world, not just Native Americans. So.

>>2685334
I was kidding.

>>2685336
Kay. Still. Indian in the Cupboard was the shit.

>>2685329
And Avatar on Earth: Pocahontas.

>>2685291
You're terrible at comebacks. Must be those dead brain cells.

>>2685350

Even with my brain cells dead, I have no doubts that I'm more intelligent than you. Comebacks are for 4th graders. Grow up.

>>2685363
ur mom

>>2685363
It bothers you that your friends are all successful while you're a fatass, alcoholic aspie, doesn't it? Go back to smoking that pipe, drinking that moonshine, and blaming crackers for your lost land.

>>2685375

Hahaha none of my friends are successful. WRONG AGAIN. I'm not fat, not an alcoholic, I don't have Asperger's and I barely even identify with being native american. It bothers YOU that you can't bother ME. It bothers YOU that I post here. I am not BOTHERED at all. This is good. Keep crankin out the gold. I don't take shit from people and none of it bothers me.

>>2685380
Cry moar. This is you.

>>2685397

>>2685397
hahaha saaaaved.