I know someone who has, and they taste me every day.

he he he.

Yep, he dresses in girls lingerie and it turns me on.

Yes. He's perfect. He makes props, I sew. We are going to make a super cosplay team. I am in heaven.

>>2655737
what anime is this from?

>>2655752
Edible lingerie. Its the only way to go.

>>2655755
exactly

Mine thinks she found one, as for me.. <sigh>

Id wear edible lingerie for you guys

No, because I am male and afraid of "serious" relationships. Oh well, all the random romances and chaotic lifestyle are fine, too.

Why does this picture make me smirk?

I make props ...no one has found me...

I have found someone, but we're both pussies who are scared of relationships.

>>2655869
why fear that when you could just fear
the reaper? ,counter to what ever catchy classic
song instructs you to do other wise....

>>2655869

Unrelated, but where do you even live in Denmark? I used to go camping at Bønnerup strand for a couple of years :3

My boyfriend is pretty damn awesome, I'd be quite content spending the rest of my life with him.

My perfect girlfriend would be my current one in terms of personality and interests and stuff, but a little meatier and prettier, a little smarter or at least more left-brained, and a little less bitchy/catty.

>>2655888
We both have bad experiences with relationships, so we fear that more than anything. And stuff.

>>2655901
I live in Køge on Zealand :>

Yesss. He's on here but I won't say who :3!

LOL, I come on here so often I forget that "normal" girls carry a completely different opinion of what material they find attractive in a guy. I've hears so much dumb bullshit from the femanon on this site that leads me to the conclusion that 1. You don't know what the hell you want in a guy, and/or 2. You are wholly unattractive that not even the ugly guys that would be your equal would want to be with you. Top that with the fact that most of you are out of your fucking minds...... You all need to understand, guys don't want to put their dick in crazy.

>>2655942
You are !Stop being such a coward! dont be afriad of love !

lol this picture is awesome

but WTF is it frommm???

>>2655954
calling bullshit.

I have. He will dress in female lingerie and pull it off, and he just bought me chocolate, roses and a new dress, for no particular reason except that I've been feeling down. It's been 5 years since we met, and I wouldn't mind another 5 or 10 years more.

>>2655977
and then?

>>2655998
and then I'd probably spend another 15 years with him before I thought about it again.
But no really, I can't come up with a single reason that I should ever leave him (or him me ;).

>>2655967
Guys LOVE putting their dick in crazy. Guys don't like dating crazy, though

>>2656006
sounds so cash

>>2656013
>>2655967
First of all, let's get one thing clear. Women are crazy. All of them. ALL. OF. THEM. It's all about finding the crazy that you can work with.

I do, but he happens to be 1,000 miles away...but he's nerdy and plays Magic and I'm good with that.

>>2656013
True,true, but once you do it so (date) it is like tempering your hands to fire. It will burn you
all the same but you are so use to it you can most likely get the hand back out before major
damage is taken.

>>2655967
Well that was sure out of left field.

Why no bf pics?

I got miiinnneeee :]
We get in fights from time to time but hey name a couple who doesn't.

I love my boyfriend very much. I'm glad my friend talked me into meeting him :)

>>2655975
Why? Do you think that none of the guys on here are perfect boyfriend material?

perfect girlfriend, actually.

>>2656064

and.. she MIGHT come here, but i have no idea. and i dont want to ask, so..

>>2656063
Most of the guys here are gay from what I've seen.

This coming from a guy who is opposed to marriage:
There is no perfect guy, or girl. The exciting part about dating, and being serious with somebody is when you have to work through the hard times. You have to trust, care, spend time with, give space, and take a lot of consideration for that person.
Personally I think that's too much trouble. There are several girls that I could just fuck, but I either am not attracted to them, or they would want a relationship. The perfect person for me would be a fuck-buddy thats fun to hang out with, but not really a slut with a lot of other guys, because even though I wouldn't be dating them, I'm a retard and I get jealous too easily.
*sigh* Guess I'll just go masterbate, and then play some vidya. By the time I'm done, girls aren't in my mind anymore.

>>2656073

>>2656073

I found mine. Met him at school and we have exactly the same interests. He's like a male me.

>>2656073
You've been going to the wrong cons, or aiming too young. Wait, are you a troll? OH SHI-

>>2656082
How's it being 17, champ?

>>2656092
I don't think I'd be able to be with someone who's too similar to me. Kudos to you, you must have a nice personality.

Yes, but he likes someone else. I'm going for the forever-slow tactic of getting close to him, who knows what'll happen?

>>2656101
Does that really make me sound so immature? Heh, I suppose it might. But I guess when it comes to relationships, I really am immature. I am too selfish to be really mature about things like that. I guess I'm just worried that if I DID date somebody, I'd like them too much, and I wouldn't keep working towards my goals. So it scares me away I suppose.

>>2656073
Most the girls here too.
But most isn't all.

>>2656113
Well, since there seems to be such a low number of guys, and most are gay, it's pretty unlikely for two people here of opposite sexes to be dating, I guess.

>>2656129
HAHAH OH WOW.

>>2656129
I know of like four /cgl/ going hetero couples. And a couple lesbian ones.

a major impediment to me, is that all the good ones for me are taken by people that just might be better than me.

Pfft plenty of single straight men cosplay

>>2655975
Don't really agree with >>2656135 but I was just trying to make sense of their side

>>2656156
Make sense of your post first.

>>2656175
I was just trying to elaborate on it.

Hey date me .

Psh, not yet.
He's out there somewhere though. :>

>>2656183
Yes, got that much, but you seem to misquoted posts. Because it doesn't make sense. How can you not agree with someone saying there's at least four hetero couples on cgl.

Already did, and he is a delicious azn cosplayer.

>>2656209
I don't disagree with them-I'm just saying that it would make sense to assume that there weren't any couples dating. I guess.

>>2656230
But...You can't DISAGREE with a fact. You can maybe not believe it, but you really can't disagree with it. Seriously.

>>2656215
me too. and I'm going to be a coward and say it here, anonymously, because I can't brag to anyone else:
- he bucks the trend. has a fantastic, delicious, floppy donkey dick. I can barely get my hand around it, the head has a distinct rim to it and it's thickest around the base.

sorry, just needed to get that out this once. no empty fields or lonely mountaintops in my state, it was this or dig a hole in the ground and shout into it.

>>2656240
Again, I'm not disagreeing, I'm just saying that it would make sense for someone to call bullshit on a couple from here.

I've got mine, and I dress however he wants me to and then happy times happen. All the time. So happy.

>>2656279
same here. I love the stuff he asks me wear, but I don't let on.

>>2655754
>>2655970
Omamori Himari

Not yet :(

>>2656063
There are no perfect boyfriends on /cgl/

>>2656311
wrong. try again. :)

>>2656315
Names or bullshit.

>>2656311
There are no perfect boyfriends on 4chan

>>2656303
<.< although I cook a mean dinner if anyone's interested ::cough:: ::cough::

>>2656348
nope.

aurghh. i am terrible at committing to relationships
i already want out of the one i'm in
but i dont want to hurt him
:[

>>2656376
do it, dump him you selfish bitch. don't waste his time with your worthless ass.

>>2656376
>i already want out of the one i'm in
but i dont want to hurt him

ffs don't string the dude along...

I'd perfer, for women to end it real quick and to be mercilessly blunt and honest.
He may hate you for a few weeks but he'll get over it.

>>2656395
>>2656398
this

Three important rules for breaking up. Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse. Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly. Don't make a big production. Don't make up an elaborate story. This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene. If you wanna date other people say so. Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected. Even if you've gone together for only a short time. And haven't been too serious. There's still a feeling of rejection. When someone says she prefers the company of others. To your exclusive company. But if you're honest, and direct. And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news. The boy will respect you for your frankness. And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straight forward manner. In which you told him your decision. Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you'll remain friends.

Found him. All mine. No sharing.

>>2656408
you must be popular

>>2656414
You got it, baby.

still looking for a tsundere waifu

>>2656421
you must be really easy too

>>2656414
not them. but yeah, surrounding yourself with people you actually like, and who can trust you not to fuck with them for a long time over some selfish, cowardly fear of responsibility of your own actions - try it. you're a lot happier, and your friends are happier, and there's no bullshit drama from wet rags like you! ta~

>>2656318

Moogie and Mika

>>2656425
<3

>>2656442
Protip: Those are women

>>2656256
calling bs on that one. every 'azn' guy I've even dated has had a tiny penis. that, and couldn't wear girls clothing well, so there wasn't even that.

>>2656467
>Mika
>woman
Either way, he's neither dating anyone nor the perfect boyfriend.

>>2656470
well then, you sure know how to pick them, don't you?

Yeah, I found her.
Now I just need to make her like me.
That won't happen any time soon.

>>2656494
You're a moron, if you think the way you know her makes her a perfect girlfriend before dating her. You'll soon probably change your mind, if you did date her.

>>2656506
Yeah pretty much.
Friend Zone is way different than dating. Great friend though, regardless.
Wish we hadn't moved 2000 miles away from each other though.

ONWARD to future prospects!

>>2656425

Tsundere? Hah! That's low tier anonymous! Yanderes are the best!

>>2656082
Holy shit, are you me?

Id say I am a good guy, I have my faults fat and clingy. bu I have a decent job and car and all that shit. though I guess looking back I tried to hard, when she got into the exchange program to go to japan I got her all the material I could so she would be able to speak somewhat decent japanese, and that year for her birthday I tracked down the author of memoirs of a geisha and got him to sign a copy for her. for valentines day blind folded her and took her to the nicest park in town and suprised her with a locket. one time she was sick for a week, so I went to her school got her assignments, went to her house helped her with her chores and made her lunch then we just laid in bed cuddling till her mom got home. god I'm ronery. T______T

I'm dating a guy I like. He's pretty close to what I think of perfect. I don't care if he is or not but I'm pretty satisfied and so is he =). Who gives a shit if a guy's perfect just as long as the both of you are happy?

HA HA HA HA HA!
>Perfect

>>2657493
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1Jg3RTgGM

Are you kidding me
Women are nuts
Not to mention going into med school I'll have little free time to waste with some crazy bird.
Maybe once I have my degree I'll start giving a damn about dating again.

>>2655967
>>2656013

>>2657377
Well, when you put all those things together, it sounds scary cuz it sounded like you did all those things for her within the span of like 3 months, when you probably spread them out. It's fine to do sweet things like the things you did. In fact, it's awesome. But I think it's only appropriate if you were actually dating her, and if those acts were spread out over time so it's not like you're trying to rush the relationship.
I think the mistake people often make is not making their intentions clear, so that others either misinterpret your intentions, or they just tell themselves that "this person is just being nice, he/she does that for everyone else too."
If you like a girl (or if you like a guy), just tell him/her. And if you get rejected, well dust yourself off and just hope for the next one. Remember that it's not a big deal, and that their rejection doesn't mean you're not good enough, it just means you two are different. Don't get jaded and keep your head up, eventually you'll find that one person who will treasure you. The most important is to be confident and happy with who you are, regardless of who you're with (or not with).

Yes I have. He is smart, funny, cute, sweet, sexy and intelligent. He is successful (acting role, awesome in school, has been in photoshoots..) and every day I think WTF how did I get so lucky, pic related; it's him.

Dayumn I got lucky :/

>>2657626
we were in a relationship for 3 years.

>>2657643
my bad lol. why'd you guys break up then? (assuming that you did?)

>>2657627

That pic reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpbmMhNe6aA

>>2657626
also Ive dated after her but it keeps going horribly wrong. the first one was going great, she was tomboyish but really smart and talented, then her mom decided she needed to meet me and told us we couldnt date on xmas day. I was like WTF your 19 but they paid for all of her shit. the second girl liked me since highschool and didnt tell me till I tried to set her up with a friend of mine. she really was ok with just coming over to my house and fucking all the time, which is ok but I didnt love her at all so I ended it. not sure if I was an ass for waiting so long even though I tried to tell her she was too immature. I felt lonelier being with her than i do right now but I just feel really shitty about the ex from the first post, still not over her.

>>2657664
Sweet, I will have to show him ;3

>>2657671
...wait, I still don't get why you broke up with your first ex, the one you did all those nice things to.

>>2657649
she broke up with me, she had this huge fucking identity crises when she got back from japan, even though we had to date behind her parents back for almost all of the three years, when she got back they said it was ok for us to date, but shit was getting weird soon as she got off the plane.

>>2657686
Ooooo I see. Well shit sucks bro better luck next time.

>>2657686
hint: she cheated on you with a nipponjin version of Bam Magera

>>2657686

details! I want details.

I want pics :L

chubby anon is chubby.

Yes, yes I have.

IM AS CLOSE TO PERFECT AS YOU GET.

>>2657787
smile more, we'll notice the chub less. and for goodness' sake, don't disparage yourself until you can project some wry self-confidence at the same time.

>>2657712
its a probability, every time we talk about it she says no but yea
>>2657724
whats there to say, she avoided me for a week and then called me so I drove us to the park to talk and she broke up with me.

>>2657816
You best be trollin'.

>>2657787

Just take over where Jack Black is leaving off. There's room for another fat, not particular funny guy out there

>>2657837
I made that post just for you to post back~
Hahaha.

>>2657842
I usually am the funny kind of guy, Ive just been depressed lately.

>>2657787
Then work out and man the fuck up.

>>2657873
I have gone on a diet and got myself down a lot after the break up i just kind of let myself go again and gained the weight back.

>>2657847

>>2657816
if that's true then you're probably taken. so go away and find me my perfect =[

I love lofi but he's taken... :(

>>2657886

>>2657899
Oh really, do tell!

>>2657924

>>2657936

>>2657943

Sadly no. To fat for most or something. I smile and be friendly, etc. etc. Buut, auto-friend zone. :/

>>2657950
It ends here, faggot.

>>2657983
Somewhere out there is a nerd waiting for you. You just might have to look for her. I'm fatter than my boyfriend (Though not hideously fat) and he loves me regardless ;___;. I feel special man.

>>2658005

IT ENDS WITH BURTERRRRR!

Yes! but we're in an awkward limbo of more than friend but still just a friend because he has a long distance girlfriend.

>>2658058
IT ENDS WITH THE GINYU FORCEEEE.

>>2657787
cute!

>>2658005

>>2658124

>>2658166

>>2658166

>>2658184

My final year of high school and I finally manage to kill off that abomination of a person I once was. Sadly by this point in time every possible canidate probably thinks I'd probably end up burying them in my back yard *sigh* no highschool anime romance for me eh?

>>2658195

Shrugs. I'm in no rush.

Also, what anime is OP's pic from again?

>>2657724
its a really long story but if you wanna hear it.
aim:mutiplegodgasm

>>2658048
You should. You should. ;-; I can only hope for the day I get to cuddle up to my gf at night, instead of surfing the net for hours.

I'm really thankful I've been lurking these threads, /cgl/adies.

I've been subdued all my life to thinking that any and every kind of attention I made towards a girl was a form of harassment.
I'm learning to be bolder, though.

>>2658296

>>2657377 here, just talk to them and make your intentions known, as horrible as I am at dating guys like us have a shot. no girl can know how awesome you are unless you get to know each other.

>>2658245

See >>2656300

I had the perfect cosplaying girlfriend.

Because of distance though and some other issues, we broke up a couple days ago.

...Already it feels like the worst mistake in my life, because no matter the complications, I love her completely.

It's gonna hurt like a bitch when she starts dating again....

>>2658296
Already sounds like you're set if you can talk and be friendly with girls already.

So here's the game plan: you need to make sure that they know you find them attractive immediately, and just ask them out as soon as possible and stop fucking around. If they say yes, then you've already gotten past their anti tub-o-lard defenses. Then go for first base on the first date at the very least, but not in a sleazy way.

Then the most important part: you gotta make sure to hook up their younger more svelte sister with your Japanese buddy on /cgl/. He's so cool.

i really think i have, and it's awesome. he's curled up next to me, sleeping like a baby, as i type this... so cute! i know it's bad, but he's completely the naruto to my hinata <3

i laffed hard to this thread

>>2658332
Heh, thanks bro. I'll keep that in mind.

>>2658378
Haha, sounds like a plan. And thanks for the advice. I usually have problems in that short time, but I'll work on it. lol Non-sleazy. Got it.

And will do on the last, most important part. You're so cool!! :D

>>2658399
Pookie from what I see in your previous trolls
granted you look good (if that is you)
but ya your so walled inside your ego its sad no girl likes a guy that is so cocky hes fucking himself. seriously go take some life courses or try to find that 1
peave love n apple sauce

ps im not gonna reply to your messages cause
1 there pointless
2 see 1.

>>2658416
wut? o.o
arnt you that fem bitch that i made fun of or something on /b/?
1 sec ill find you a pic of my exact thoughts when i read this.

>>2658428
u dumb.

>>2658433
lol umad. or shes mad i dunno i dont care.
derp derp derp

>>2658399
>>2658416
>>2658428
>>2658440
What are you two, twelve? Learn to type for goodness' sake. It's painful reading that rubbish.

>>2658469
dude/fem this person stalks me :o she like appeared in 4 /b/ threads I was posting in.

ITT: Pookie is high, is paranoid.

Fuck you OP, I went to /cgl/, found this pic that's somehow very arousing for me, skim the thread tryin to find the name of the series, and had to put off sleep because I need to read this. I just finished reading on onemanga a few mins ago.....

>>2656149
single and good looking? :\

I have, Im a mean bitch he's a mean asshole. \It all works out ;D we love eachother very much. <3

Yes, so I married him. Never thought I would do that, but it's amazing how things can change with the right person.

Marrying my gf next year :D

>>2658859
I'm fuckin fine. ;D

im single, cute (19 that looks 16)

only problem is i dont leave the house lol

Are you serious? I think you'd be surprised how many guys who cosplay are single and decent looking.

Pic related - tis me, but not a great picture.

>>2659021
Why don't I meet guys like you at cons. ;_;
Also- dem eyes. :3

>>2659021

>>2659021
>>2659024
Separated at birth?

>>2659023
;-;

>>2659024
Brother..?
:0

>>2659023
Not looking, maybe? Guys are out there..that's for sure.
I go pretty regularly to a few cons each year (A-kon is my next planned one), but I never really meet any "nice" girls at cons. They're either with someone or obviously screwy in the head.

Also, have a picture from /co/.

>>2659021
IMPOSSIBLE. Where are all of you single, decent looking ones hiding? Everywhere I look, come con time, it's all spastic neckbeards off their ritalin or ones like you that are taken, gay, gay AND taken.

>>2659034
>>Asian as Wasp

>>2659049
I'm neither neckbeard, nor gay, nor taken, nor any combination thereof. Just shy is all. Well, that, and I fear my standards of beauty may be a bit unrealistic after years of exposure to internet pornography.

>>2659021

Gee, I always have that goddamn frozen face when taking a picture of myself. Lucky you :V

>>2659049
We're excellent hiders...

also sage for cam whoring.....

Jesus fucking christ you girls are insane. No thanks.

Stupid sexy hiders.

>>2659114

>>2659057

Yup, lots of normal, straight men here.

>>2659177
I ....think this is you?

Yes. Glad he's not a cosplayer though - I applaud those who can, but I couldn't do it.

this thread is depressing

>>2659229
You're depressing.

>>2659237
lo, wyf is this from??? xD

Nope. Keep getting friend zoned like a motherfucker.
Other day my friends and I got into a discussions on if we were a class off an rpg what would we be? Right off the bat I was the "support class"; if there was something going on and I showed up then it was more likely to be awesome, which struck a nerve with me.

Top it off, I asked someone to go on a date with me, having taken reservations at a nice restaurant and planned out a lovely night only to be called up later and asked "hey we're going as friends right?"

Fuck. You. Anybody asks you to go out somewhere really nice that requires you to dress nicely in the evening and both parties are single and mention the word date: ITS NOT AS FRIENDS.

has boyfriend now

it feels nice man

>>2659266
Yeah, I've friendzoned about every girl I was interested in too.
Not on purpose; I've been trying to stop it for the past 2 years, in fact. I just suck at flirting and noticing flirting, I guess.

>>2658884
Stop braggin
Unless you're going to be my perfect boyfriend, gtfo =[

>>2659266
Dude best thing to do is to make your intentions clear right off the bat.