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    103 KB Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)03:18 No.2651051  
    The other thread 404'd.

    Hotel horror stories. Or, if most of them were already told in the last thread, convention/weaboo/cosplay horror stories in general. Do not disappoint me, /cgl/.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)03:25 No.2651064
    Old thread 404'd before I could post this particular story-

    I once stayed in a hotel room with four other people (three guys and another girl), and I went to bed first one night because of aching feet due to massive heels all day. Big fucking mistake right there. All four of my roomies got a horrible idea as soon as I went to bed.

    I woke up the next morning feeling really sticky and gross, like I hadn't showered off the con funk the night before when I knew I had. I went into the bathroom with full intent to take a shower, turned on the lights, looked in the mirror and screamed because THE FUCKERS HAD SPRAY PAINTED ME LIGHT BLUE WITH THE SPRAY PAINT WE HAD BROUGHT ALONG FOR PROP REPAIR.

    It was latex-based so I jumped in the shower and scrubbed it off with a loofah, and then promptly kicked everyone's asses. Turns out they did it by rolling me over, putting down newspaper, spray painting one side of me, rolling me over onto more newspaper and doing the other side, letting me dry and then pulling away all the newspaper and putting me back under the covers. Sometimes I really hate how deep I sleep.

    We laugh about it now, but I think I may have woken up half the floor when it first happened.

    Also, extremely pretty Byakuya anon, you could pull off either Cloud or Vincent. And you look uncannily like Steven Strait, so maybe you could do the pyro kid from that one live-action Disney superhero high school movie?
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 03/03/10(Wed)03:27 No.2651070
    I had a general 'OMG I'M SO KAWAII' weaboo 'friend' who used to call my now husband (back then he was only my BF) Nii-san, and only SHE could call him that.
    Tried to start drama between him and me.
    She did shower a lot, so props on that one.
    Only would watch anime subtitled cause it was 'proper'.
    Used to make fun of me because I never used chopsticks. I also didn't know how. (I do now)


    Sage for generalization.

    P.S. - I call my husband 'Nii-san' as a pet name. Love the stares from people too.
    >> Meesh !4UjY1di7KI 03/03/10(Wed)03:28 No.2651072
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    Ohayocon 2008.

    I am wearing my Hollow costume from Bleach. I have been running around and having a good time with my man at the time (now ex.). The costume was getting recieved pretty well and it was fun acting all monsterish around other bleach fans.
    Some time during the evening Friday I think we where looking at the panel schedule. I turn around and notice a teenage girl who looks to be creeped out. I leer in a bit and act all goulish saying something along the lines "I'm gonna eat your sooul"
    The moment the girl notices the jaw moving on the mask, she screams, "EEK IT TALKS!!!!" Pulls her arm back and SLAPS HER HAND ACROSS MY MASK. I stand there baffled. She pulls back looks at me.
    I simply say, "What the hell?!" She draws into herself, says a quiet "I'm sorry" and runs off to her little cluster fuck of friends.
    Luckily the mask was not damaged but till this day, I am still stunned at this girls lack of self control. Really, if she did not like me saying "I'm gonna eat your soul", you know..she could have said stop?
    Pic related, it's my old hollow costume :|
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)03:52 No.2651132
    First con I ever had with friends.

    It was the "day zero" night and we were all dorking off and rather pleased with ourselves that we had a "drama-free" room and could relax. Then, a challenger appeared. A huge fat weaboo/yaoi fangirl bitch that greatly resembles a manatee.

    She storms into our room, without any notification that she would be rooming with us. Especially since she was so adamant on having her own room beforehand. Not to mention bringing a guy in with her last minute and announcing that he would now be in our room as well.

    My friend and I were practically sleeping on top of eachother, using the nightstand for a pillow, because the manatee bitch took up 3/4ths of the queen sized bed. Whenever we would wake to take a nightly piss or even get up to get ready every morning, she'd cuss us out to keep quiet then resume to her odd moaning noises when going back to sleep.

    The whole weekend, she trashed our room because she was cramming to make so many costumes. The entire floor was covered in junk, cosplay and garbage. But then she would get butthurt whenever we left the room because "she was stuck slaving over costumes while we abandoned her to go have fun at the con without her."

    Whenever we had to practice our skit entry, she would hound at all of us for not knowing our cues or lines perfectly. However, when we actually performed, she knew NONE of her lines and brought the script onstage.

    I know I'm forgetting a lot, but I'm pretty sure I blocked most of it out.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)03:57 No.2651143
    >>2651070
    >nii-san
    >weeaboo
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:04 No.2651161
    >>2651132

    8D That was SUCH a fun time.
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 03/03/10(Wed)04:08 No.2651171
    >>2651143
    I'm lost, wha?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:09 No.2651173
    >>2651072
    you shouldnt have been scaring kids if you werent ready for the reprocussions.

    Honestly, this is a lame story
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:12 No.2651180
    >>2651171
    you call your boyfriend weeaboo

    Your bf needs to be in this thread complaining about you being a wap
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:17 No.2651188
    >>2651064

    How the hell did you guys not gas yourselves?
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 03/03/10(Wed)04:21 No.2651195
    >>2651180
    Er, no.
    No I don't.
    I was calling HER a weeaboo.
    >> Meesh !4UjY1di7KI 03/03/10(Wed)04:27 No.2651211
    >>2651173

    I should have worded it a little better. "The teenage girl looked a little creeped out from what I could tell in the mask" -or even just curious

    Also she looked to be right around the age of 16 maybe even 17. I'm not going to run around convention scaring little kids or people that wouldn't look like they would get a smile of me acting like a cheesy idiot.

    That's why I was pretty suprised and still frustrated that she slapped the mask.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:32 No.2651218
    >>2651211
    I'm on your side. At a convention, someone wears a creepy costume? Who could've guessed! Unless you jumped out and shocked her, she certainly should've had the self restraint to hightail it out of there and not SLAP you, for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:36 No.2651226
    >>2651188

    They opened the door, turned the AC way up, your basic de-gassing techniques.
    >> LeastHomosexualCupcake !!yJFzTx6OIRd 03/03/10(Wed)04:47 No.2651239
    >>2651070
    I guess what made me raeg about her was the fact that she tried to use my husband's love of anime as a way to 'connect deeper' with him. Which was kinda stupid.
    She also ran around spouting random Japanese words and thinking she was all that because she knew what 'baka' meant.
    Around my husband, it was annoying. She would swoon and fawn over him, 'Oh nii-san' this and 'Oh nii-san' that while trying to desperately shove her cleavage in his face. 'Oh he's my 'brother', I could NEVER date him! *lookatmyboobslookatmyboobsshakeshake*'
    The whole nii-san thing...uggh, I'll try to make this short: they knew each other their whole lives, he was like a brother to her. Fine and dandy, but she threw a shitfit if ANYONE - even playing - called him by that name. One of his good friends jokingly called him that and she almost punched the guy, yelling about how it's a 'special' name to her, only SHE can call him that, how dare you try to break that bond...blahblahblah... I called him that ONCE, and she then started rumors about her and him sleeping together and that she was pregnant with his kid. When I confronted her about starting them, she laughed it off saying it was payback for me calling him 'nii-san'.
    There are more stories, but needless to say, we haven't spoke to her in about 4 years.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:52 No.2651250
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    This happened at Sakuracon last year. A friend of mine had recently broken up with her boyfriend, and invited this mystery guy to stay in to room with us. Neither I, nor my other friend had met the guy, so we didn't know what to expect. The guy was a freaking creeper. But it was ok, because my friend said he promised to not smoke weed during the con *facepalm*. It was really awkward, because the whole time he was trying to get in her pants (and I think he succeeded sometime during the night.) So I try my best to bare it. When it was time to sleep he was walking towards the bed with a gun in his hand, and put it under the mattress. I was fucking terrified. I later found out that it wasn't a real gun, but the fact that he is paranoid enough to carry a fake gun on him was reason enough for me to get the hell out of there. My friends let me stay with them the second night.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)04:53 No.2651252
    We've heard hotel horror stories and floods of con horror stories . . .

    Does anyone have any horror stories about roadtrips on the way to cons?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)05:05 No.2651267
    Con story

    AX 08: Two people banged each other for hous while I was trying to get some sleep

    Road trip story: Last AX, my fucking battery died on the way home since the alternator started to shit on me. Luckily this family helped me out with jump starting my car and was on my way home again.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)05:05 No.2651269
    >>2651252
    Eh, I always go with my brother and his friends and they all fart, play shitty music, and pee in bottles. I will count that as horror stories.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)05:26 No.2651286
    http://www.freezepage.com/1267603518EZXVWDWBJZ

    Old thread. Enjoy
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)05:35 No.2651296
    Here's my roadtrip experience from hell.

    The troubles began with a simple gas giftcard I had gotten for my birthday. I offered it to everyone to help lower the cost of our transportation. However, these particular breed of yaoi fanfucks heard it as: "Oh, please take my money so I'm technically paying $60 dollars instead of $20."

    Prior to the con, they were bitching they didn't have enough money for the convention. "We can't afford our gas share for the trip! Oh, I just got home with a bag full of cookies, a new video game that I'll never play, soda and candy!"

    When we go to leave, they had failed to check their car that we were driving in. It hadn't been check on for at least three-five months.

    Not even two hours out and the tire blows out. They freak out and think we can continue on our 8 hour roadtrip on the spare. Hell no. We ended up backtracking to a nearby Wal-Mart to get the tires fixed. The two idiots claimed not to have the money. And NOT SO SUBTLY HINT at us to pay for the tire. Didn't happen, since it was their damn fault for not listening to us and getting the car checked out beforehand.

    Rest of the roadtrip is tolerable, til we reach the city the convention is at. They were so sure they have the city memorized and that we're only mere minutes away from the hotel. We drive almost an hour before we found out we were going the complete wrong direction.

    Before leaving to go back home, I was still exhausted so I wanted to take a nap. I end up getting screamed at because we had to leave ASAP. We ended up leaving 3 hours later. I'm driving and nodding off, and my girlfriend is trying to keep me awake. Meanwhile, two certain fuckheads were fingerblasting each other in the backseat. Yet trying to pretend to be asleep so they wouldn't have to drive.
    >> Camellia 03/03/10(Wed)12:20 No.2651769
    Before leaving ACen on Sunday afternoon, ex friend keeps making a hissy fit about not leaving asap and wanting to get home early, because my brother was in line for autographs from HALCALI because he's a fan.
    On our way home from the con, ex friend kept bothering me and my brother (who was driving) to stop at Dairy Queen, because she said that when she travels the route with her mom, they always go to Dairy Queen for a moolatte. I really didn't care WHAT she does on her road trips, but she bothered us so much about it that we eventually stopped at a Dairy Queen. except that the moolatte machine was broken. We had to search for another one and when we found one, she wanted to sit in and drink it. What should've been a six hour trip (7 hours because of time zones) turned into 8-9 hours. And she had the nerve to complain that we got back late.

    So much happier the next year when we took two of our male friends. They were much more fun and we sped back home in 5 hours. We don't give into other people's demands anymore unless they're necessary for the ride.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)13:50 No.2651976
    Ever driven 10 hours by yourself?

    I had 4 other people in my car (it's roomy as fuck) but none of them had licenses. Shit, only 1 had a permit.

    Goddamit, my kidneys still haven't forgiven me for downing those 8 monster energy drinks in a span of 12 hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:05 No.2651996
    >>2651976
    you needed 8 monster energy drinks to stay awake for 10 hours? Pussy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:10 No.2652004
    >>2651996

    I needed 8 of them to stay awake on a 10 hour drive AFTER sleeping a total of 7 hours in the span of the con.

    Ever tried driving over 6 hours with a bunch of pricks snoring in the car? It makes you want to sleep that much more. And the YAWNING.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:12 No.2652007
    >>2651996
    You ever driven for 10 hours straight?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:16 No.2652012
    >>2651976

    4 times I year I hop in my car and drive 22 hours. I am not impressed by your mere 10 hour ride.
    >> AlterShift !t3BBPFtTAQ 03/03/10(Wed)14:18 No.2652016
    >>2651976
    No, but I had to drive 8-9 hours from Baltimore when I was 14 because dad needed sleep from conning to hard. lol Shit be scary at that age when you've never really driven before.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:19 No.2652017
    >>2652012
    How manly. We're all dutifully impressed by your stamina. Now quiet.
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 03/03/10(Wed)14:20 No.2652020
    >>2652004

    That's not cool. Somebody's gotta stay awake to keep the driver awake.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:28 No.2652037
    >>2651976
    I did Tekko by myself last year coming from 9 hours away. Turnpike at night in the rain with 50+ MPH crosswinds, not fun. Left on a whim after I got off work since my fiance & friends were already at the con. They thought I was insane, yeah, I was. Never doing that again.

    I think my worst con horror story was coming back from a con, actually. I was riding back with my friend and her then boyfriend. He lived about three hours away from where my friend & I did and expected us to go out of our way to drop him since his own car was a POS and couldn't drive long distances. Now, the con was about a two hour drive for where we lived so it was quit a bit out of our way. But no huge deal.

    He had this grand plan of skirting westward across Virginia because, 'you can drop down into' the city he lived in. This sounded like a bad, bad idea, but whatever. The car was my friend's. I just holed up in the backseat with my laptop while her boyfriend drove.

    Well, after a point I begin to notice that things are looking very mountainous and see what appears to be a ski resort sign. About at this point my friend suddenly announces, 'Are we on a mountain?' Yes, yes we were. We were lost somewhere in the western part of Virginia with some dumbass at the wheel.

    This ordeal continued on. No GPS, neither of them had good directional skills -- as in I mean they had ZERO -- we ended up in freaking Roanoke when we were supposed to be heading south from the VA Beach area. Eventually we stopped in some place called Troutville and her boyfriend got out at a deserted backwoods gas station to 'ask for directions' at which point I told her that we might as well just drive off because her boyfriend had already been gutted by some local leatherface. Yeah, you know all those stupid things that people do in horror movies to get themselves killed that normal, thinking people realize you don't do? He did just that.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:28 No.2652038
    >>2652037
    Continued:

    When he finally DID get back to the car with some half-assed mangled instructions, I told them to get into the fucking backseat and let me drive. So I did, for the next seven hours trying to get back to where we should have been while relying entirely on nothing but roadsigns. That was the last fucking time I let anyone come up with some impromptu route on any roadtrip. I don't even let anyone else drive if I have my way, I'd rather do it all on my own and ensure we actually arrive at our destination.

    What should have been for her & I alone a two hour drive turned into a 13 hour ordeal. We left at 4:30 PM or so and didn't arrive back home until right before 6 AM.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:33 No.2652051
    >>2652037
    >>2652038
    Ug, this happened to me. A less than 1 hour drive turned into over 4. In NJ. I fucking hate NJ. What have they got against left hand turns? Fuck NJ. Fuck them.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:37 No.2652055
    I have a combination room/road trip horror story, but I can't post it because that person trolls 4chan, and will know I'm talking about them. I'm not willing to deal with the shitstorm....
    >> Rii 03/03/10(Wed)14:49 No.2652074
    >>2651267
    got the directions from the con site, it was the 2nd time it was at this place....we passed the fucking exit and drove too far took us an hour to get back to where we were going.
    Coming back from the con we got on the wrong highway and ended up in the ghetto....with a bunch of red outfits on, was not good man.

    We haven't had any bad hotel stuff aside from first time 2 of our friends put the air conditioner on so it was freezing for anyone not on the bed, and would not share the covers with anyone.
    2nd time it was too hot and the bed felt like a sauna
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)14:59 No.2652090
    >>2651252
    We we're driving home from Otakon one year when a tractor trailer took a corner too fast and went up on two wheels. If it had actually fallen it probably would have killed all 5 of us. No stories other than that though... I'm careful about who I share confined spaces with.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:05 No.2652095
    >>2652007
    I drive 10 hours each year to Dragon*con, leaving at 11pm the previous night and driving straight into Atlanta.
    If you know you're gonna drive then fucking prep for it instead of counting on bullshit "energy drinks"
    pussy
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:09 No.2652102
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME I MISSED A HOTEL HORROR STORIES THREAD
    goddammit
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:15 No.2652111
    >>2652055

    Why bother posting then? Don't be a chicken shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:19 No.2652122
    >>2651070
    you yourself sound like a weeaboo so this is kinda funny
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:21 No.2652123
    >>2651070
    weeaboo alert
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:22 No.2652124
    >>2651239
    Sounds like a personal problem to me. i.e. no one cares
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:24 No.2652127
    I wanted to dropkick my friend at my last convention because she wouldn't stop flipping out just because there was some foam on the floor from someone working on a prop in the room.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:40 No.2652158
    >>2652102

    Read this: >>2651286
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:59 No.2652234
    >>2652158

    I love you (even if you're not the one who posted the link, since I somehow missed it)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:32 No.2652528
    Bamp.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:50 No.2652580
    My record is driving a straight 14 hours to California, after getting no sleep for two days and no one riding in my car could drive stick. FML. I think I had two energy drinks, because too many make some people crash.

    Anyways. Few years back, four of my friends and myself were bunking in a room. Not crowded at all, so it seemed pretty cool. However, two of my friends were dating and their relationship was on the rocks. He was advised to just hold the drama til we got back home to resolve whatever shit storm he had with his girlfriend. But this ex-friend of mine is crazy, so I don't entirely blame him. She's the type that likes to flaunt a bit and do mild PDA, he isn't, just isn't his thing. She throws fits when anyone sits next to him, or on top of him. Such as sitting on his lap, we're all pretty close friends, so that was no biggie. However, she flips out and starts screaming until SHE gets to be the one on his lap. She throws tantrums like these all weekend, in front of our con-friends, really embarrassing.

    We were all signed up to do a karaoke event, but they had limited the number of people on the teams. We already had one extra person on our team, and the people running it let it slide. My other friend and the psycho ex-friend was pushing it. Not to mention they were late and we thought they wouldn't show up anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:51 No.2652585
    >>2652580
    Continued.
    Note: Beforehand, ex-friend had conned her soon to be ex-boyfriend into buying her booze for the con. No one else really wanted to that weekend, since she was the heavy drinker type that got even more depressed then usual. Not fun to deal with at a con.

    When they DO arrive at the Karaoke event, she's acting completely smashed and trying to act "kawaii" and sexy at the same time. Act doesn't work so well when you're gut is hanging out of your mesh shirt and a cottage cheese butt is hiking up the miniskirt. . .

    She finds out she can't enter with us and throws another big tantrum. She starts sobbing and screeching that we've abandoned her and more bullshit, all in the middle of a high-traffic hallway.

    Her BF drags her off to go talk to her. Within minutes, he's back and severely distraught. She ran off in a fitted mess saying she was going to get herself even more wasted then she already was so she could forget about her shitty friends/BF. Throughout the night, her BF would get texts that she was out with other guys she just met and is going to stay with them for the rest of the weekend. He didn't take that very well and we spent a good portion of the rest of the night trying to cheer him up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:52 No.2652587
    >>2652585
    I forget how the rest went, but we find her passed out on the bed, my other friend having to coax her to go to sleep. The room reeked of booze, which was making my other friend feel sick. Seeing that this girl and alcohol was not a good mix, we just grabbed the shit and dumped it down the drain. The ex-friend assumed that she had drank it all, and we didn't want her to explode at us for dumping her goods, so we didn't say anything about it.

    The NEXT day, she acts like nothing happened and her BF is still brooding over. She tries acting sweet about and wears her skimpiest outfit, free from any fishnet mesh to help the eyes unsee what is to be seen. She would purposefully drop her crap and bend over to pick it up to show off her bag of potatoes butt. She ended up getting hounded by the staff to put on something decent because she was causing many complaints and upsetting small children.

    The whole afternoon, she tries to be all over her BF. Such as not allowing him to feed himself, and would only allow it if she could spoonfeed him while teasing him. She would try sitting on his lap, cuddling next to him, trying to get him to wrap his arms around him. Anything. Whenever we would try to tell them to tone it down, because it was making the rest of us uncomfortable, she would get really butthurt and bitchy.

    They wander off, and we later find out that they got into another big fight. She accused him of looking at other girls, especially one of our con-friends we were splitting a room with. He explodes how she has no right to say he was "looking" at other girls when she went off drunk with a group of guys the night before doing godknowswhat. Needless to say, he dumped her ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:53 No.2652589
    >>2652587
    Last part.
    The car trip home was as awkward as he wanted to sit as far away from her as possible, but she wouldn't allow anyone to sit next to him but herself or she'd throw another 2 year old tantrum. During one of the stops and his new ex went for a pee-break, I scooted over to try and cheer him up a little. He started to vent and ragefest, but when I look forward, and I see her standing in front of the car, glaring at me like I was the one that caused the breakup. How long she was standing there, I dunno, but it creeps me out.
    I had to sit in the backseat of them, but I slept for the rest of the trip to avoid seeing her shooting more daggers at me.

    Yay for couple drama souring up an entire room's time at the con.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:59 No.2652602
    >>2652580
    >She throws fits when anyone sits next to him, or on top of him.

    Everything else you've said about her aside, If I found someone sitting on my boyfriend's lap, there would be words at minimum.
    Being close friends doesn't mean sitting on laps of your good bud's bf is okay. Maybe in high school when no shit is serious, but fuck if those boundaries don't come up when you grow out of that stage.

    As soon as you said mesh shirt, however, any of my sympathy for the girl vanished. God, I wish those were not legal to make or distribute.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:04 No.2652609
    >>2652602

    True. The whole sitting on his lap thing, didn't help how my friend doing the sitting was actually attractive, and made the bitch super jealous. But how she reacted by throwing a tantrum and screaming until she got her way really didn't win me over to side with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:08 No.2652613
    I really really hate bringing my SO to conventions.

    He gets fired up for convention and throws shitstorms around if he doesn't get to go with me.

    Once we are at the convention he DOESN'T want to come with us and keeps this "I have digestive disorder" expression on his face because HE'S TOO BORED.

    We invited him to come with us and check out the place, he says no. To leave him alone and let him on his laptop.

    Ok, we go out to have fun and see this AMAZING berserker cosplay. I want to bring my SO so he can geek out as much as we did when we saw him.

    I go running back to the room and he's literally throwing stuff around because he can't have a smoke in the room and just plain PMSing.

    Fucker
    >> SlowMope !LQ6XW3vel6 03/03/10(Wed)18:13 No.2652619
    >>2652602
    sound like you have some trust issues, girls far more attractive and fit than me sit on my b/f's lap all the time and I don't even think about it. Friends can be close and be fine with snuggling without wanting to hump each other you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:15 No.2652622
    >>2652619
    I really don't get why everyone misconstrues faithful, exclusive, or traditional relationships into meaning "you have trust issues"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:18 No.2652628
    >>2652613
    If it weren't for the smoking I would swear up and down that I wrote this post.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:20 No.2652634
    >>2652619
    I would knock a bitch out if she sat on my boyfriends lap and started snuggling him. I'm admittedly jealous, but I don't see how anyone could be okay with that no matter their disposition.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:21 No.2652635
    >>2652619
    There's a difference between trust issues and some girl sitting on my boyfriend's dick, thanks. Some things are just disrespectful. No matter how close I am with my straight guy friends, I would never disrespect their girlfriends by doing that.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:22 No.2652640
    Yeah, I have to agree with the ladies that have "trust issues." If there's a situation in which someone has to sit on my boyfriends lap, there's no goddamn reason it's going to be anyone but me. If there isn't a contextual necessity, why the fuck is she doing it anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:24 No.2652645
    >>2652613

    I read through that, thinking for some reason, that SO = Superior Officer.

    I laughed pretty damn hard, realized my mistake, then laughed harder.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:28 No.2652659
    Was coming back from MCM expo in london (yes im britfag) and was getting a lift with some mates as i was cosplaying sakuya from okami and had no way of transporting super long wig. So having to wear wig and all the makeup and shit. Luckily i only live a few miles out of london so this made the trip there easy and we didnt have to pay out for a hotel. Got changed into my kimono thing when we got there, then realising what a pain to get into it was so the trip there was rather plesent.

    After a very long day we were all chilling and getting some drinks and with out thinking i drank about 3 bottles of pepsi due to not drinking much through the day. Friends were then in some huge rush to get back 'cause they didnt want to miss some gay ass tv show. Asking if they'd wait whilst i went to the toilet was just stupid and they decided i couldnt.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:29 No.2652662
    >>2652659 continueddd

    SO! Traveling back, they decided they wanted to do a bit of a de-tour and look about london. Joy. This was all okay, although i was started to get pissed of by a car full of weeaboo's going "SU-GO-IIII DEESUUUU" At the fucking thames. Ooo a river.
    This took a good 2 hours, and by this time i was needing the toilet. Another hour, we'd got lost and i had to beg them to stop at a services to go to the toilet. Pulling up, it was extreamly bussy and all of the fags decided they'd rather sit in the car. Still in full costume, i had to walk through the services, ON MY OWN, in my full sakuya costume.

    After coming out from the toilet (i forgot to bring my other clothes with me to change into as well...) there was a croud of asian tourists which i had to walk past who all were glaring at me and whipped out there camera's. I dont mind it at expo, but being on my own in a inpractical costume surrounded by norms was kinda scary.

    Then after getting back into the car, they all started singing caramell dansen, hare hare yukai ect ect till we FINALY got home after a good 4 hours of traveling that should have taken 45 mins.

    Urghhh. Worst trip EVAR.
    >> Peaches' !plf673YERk 03/03/10(Wed)18:39 No.2652690
    >>2652659
    >>2652662
    fag.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:40 No.2652696
    >>2652690
    Ginger fag :3
    >> Peaches' !plf673YERk 03/03/10(Wed)18:41 No.2652700
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    oh ho ho.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:42 No.2652704
    My friend called me up and BEGGED me to let her stay in my hotel room at Acen. Now, I was going with a group of people from my school's anime club, but I got special permission for my friend AND her new awesome boyfriend to come stay with us. I paid her fees for her room, which was 90$, and I told her I'd knock 30$ off of the price, and just eat that money as a present.

    About two weeks before the con, she calls me and informs me her boyfriend is actually a former drug dealer who lives at home with his mom and is unemployed, and can I knock anymore money off the price? I tell her no, and then add I don't want a fucking dealer in my SCHOOL-SANCTIONED hotel room. She gets butthurt and hangs up on me.
    Two days before the con, she called and tells me her boyfriend is staying with some other friends for free, so she's not paying me for him. I told her to pay me my money, because now I was out 45$ for him. She got all buthhurt and whined about being poor, and told me to collect extra money for everyone else in the room. I refused, and demanded my money again.

    Day of the con, she shows up in her Mary Sue Original Character Inuyasha cosplay. She tells me she only has 30$ for the weekend, stays in the room one night, eats a bunch of my food, then vanishes to go stay with her boyfriend "for free" in a room with 14 people.

    A month after the con, she calls me up, tells me she's never giving me my money back, and then adds she's a furry and she thinks I'm prejudiced against her fursona for demanding my goddamn money.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:43 No.2652708
    >>2652700
    ...I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:45 No.2652711
    >>2651072

    Yeah I would have had a FIT if anyone hit my costume like that. You go to a Con. Expect creepy, weird, odd looking things. Doesn't give anyone the right to Assault you like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:46 No.2652715
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    >>2652704

    that last part makes me thing you're just trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:51 No.2652723
    >>2652622
    >>2652634
    >>2652635
    >>2652640
    I completely agree.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:52 No.2652727
    >>2652711
    She may not have been part of the con dipshit. I've been to some cons where there were other people in the hotel. I wish she had broken the mask since YOU were the one that came and scared her even though you said she looked uncomfertable. Should have left her alone....
    >> Angry Asian !!PY89pu19Av9 03/03/10(Wed)18:52 No.2652729
    More of a "Funny if you look back" story.

    I was driving down to Either Katsucon or Otakon (I don't remember which) when I went to a rest stop along the NJ Thruway. Well, I was exhausted from being oncall that week. I bought a smoothie with a credit card. The room was under my name at the time so I had to show up with that card. I was near the NJ/DEL Border when I decided to stop and get some gas. I then realized that I LEFT my credit card back at that rest stop. So I filled up the tank with cash, figured out what rest stop it was. Called and they had located it (I had to figure out what rest stop it was at the time).

    So I hauled ass BACK (fortunately before going through those toll's on the bridge) to that rest stop (I won't even go into details of how fast I was driving). I then found my card (fortunately they held on to it and nothing was charged on it). Then I had to drive all the way back (so I practically doubled my driving time).
    >> HnJ 03/03/10(Wed)19:27 No.2652844
    I once had a 3 year streak of fail road tripping to Ohayocon, the best being 2005, which also has a fail roommate story, and 2007.

    2005: A friend who was the head of Video Programming needed extra bodies for the con and knew I wanted to go. She offers, I accept, and even provides a ride in the form of 2 friends coming down from WI. I offer to help with driving, which the driver appreciates, until they arrive and I find out that it's a stick, which I couldn't drive then. The driver is crestfallen as no one else was able to drive stick, so we cram (and by cram I mean having to unfurl a sleeping bag and lap-seat our luggage) into his tiny Accord and hurry off as a blizzard was coming. We stop at a BK near the IL/IN border thinking we had time to eat. Wrong.

    Blizzard comes halfway through our meal and by the time we hit the road visibility was reduced to "Let's just drive reeeal slow and follow the lights in front of us.", and that's when the sun was up.
    >> HnJ 03/03/10(Wed)19:32 No.2652865
    >>2652844
    Part 2:
    Once nightfall came, we were driving so slow we could've got out and ran faster. We eventually wind up lost in IN and had to stop and get directions... only to be told we were a bit off. We finally make it to Columbus and all but fall out of the car, glad to finally be able to stand up straight. Chicago to Columbus usually takes 6 or 7 hours. It took us 12, most of which was in the dark with blinding snow.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)19:46 No.2652921
    Two of my friends were approached by a pedophile that told them he was having a party in his room, with both candy AND puppies. I swear.
    >> HnJ 03/03/10(Wed)19:55 No.2652953
    Ohayo 2007:
    Two friends from IN offer me a ride to Ohayo, which I accept. We hit the road, everything's dandy, I'm laid out in the back sleeping, when I feel the vehicle start to swerve. I think nothing of it until it starts to get really bumpy and swerve even more. The driver pulls into a rest stop and I hear "Oh SHIT! Jay, come see this!". I get out and discover that the rear right tire is almost gone. Not deflated, not a little shredded, but GONE. Turns out the swerving and bumping came from the tire blowing and the ONLY reason we weren't upside-down in a ditch was that the tires were steel radials.

    We figure this to be a simple tire change job. We go for the tools to find the only tool on there was a hydraulic jack. Problem, as the vehicle is a fucking van. To further complicate matters, it's an old van so the bolts were rusted on. 3 hours go by before someone lends us a tool kit, figure out how to lift the van, and we change the tire.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:01 No.2652975
    Well, mines definitely not about ham beasts or con funk ridden ham beasts, but yeah.

    At Further Confusion this year I stayed in a room meant for 4 people but we had crammed 8 in just so we all wouldn't have to pay that much money.
    I was the only girl in that giant room full of gay and the only straight guy was a super super depressed all the time brooding angry alcoholic WHO I HAD TO SHARE A BED WITH.

    It was my fault, but I lost my hotel key card, the thing is they were total dicks about it. Someone else lost theres and they got them a new one but refused to get me a new one because "i was irresponsible". Whenever I wanted to go back to the room I would either have to call the mai guy to come open it up for me or pound on the door for 5 minutes.
    I kept thinking they took so long to open up because they were probably fucking. ew.

    Then one night...I get back to the fucking room and I SWEAR TO GOD there had to be fucking 12 people in that 4 person room. I have never seen so much god damn gay furry in one bed -_-
    I asked if someone could loan me a blanket and the ones not sleeping yet flipped me off.
    So, i went into the bathroom, took down the complimentary bathrobe, used it like a blanket and curled up in the fucking tub.

    Seriously the last time I share a room with a bunch of male furs. My first con was nice, I shared it with strangers, but two were girls and the guy was super nice. Ugh, sometimes staying with friend ISN'T best.-_-
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:07 No.2652998
    >>2652975
    I've had to crash in a kitchen with only my Organization coat for bedding one New Years.
    There was a drunk, naked, hairy fat man in my bed.
    It was my dad.
    o.o
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:09 No.2653003
    >>2652704
    ...kara?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:26 No.2653073
    >>2652975
    >Further Confusion
    >furry con
    >furries in my cgl
    GTFO FURFAG.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:34 No.2653092
    >>2653073
    fuck you faggot waste of space.
    Least I didn't have to sleep with some disgusting ham beast cosplayer who wants to marry Inuyasha.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:37 No.2653107
    >>2653092
    no instead you had to sleep with a bunch of ass hole furfags.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:40 No.2653117
    >>2653107
    >>2653092

    Better stfu.
    No one gives a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:41 No.2653129
    >>2653073
    Stfu. :| They're not posting furry outfits or anything. This is hotel horror threads, they posted their hotel horror, so lighten up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:46 No.2653159
    >>2653129
    They could have said "I went to Further Confusion" and been done with it then, the entire hotel must have been a horror.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)20:49 No.2653185
    Ah horror stories.

    Anime expo '08 was by far a crappy year, and my first year hotelling. It was almost enough to keep me from hotelling again. But the horror story starts on day zero. My friends flaked on me for day zero so i had to find somewhere else to stay, since i was already at the con by this point. A friend of mine put me up for the night, although i had no clue how PACKED the tiny room was going to be. I felt horrible for making it even more cramped and everything, but it was only for one night so noone seemed to mind.
    aside from this one crazy chick everything was alright, and in fact i enjoyed most of the night, until i fell asleep.
    First i ended up sleep walking down to the lobby(thank god i had fallen asleep in my normal clothes) and having to find my way back up stairs to the room while half asleep. Then they were nice enough to let me sleep in one of the beds, and i didnt mind sharing, until this one huge black guy climed into the bed with me and the other two people. I have no problem with black people, but i woke up 7 times that night with this guys arm around me, and so many people were on the floor i couldnt get the hell away. (note... I am a guy, and straight.)
    So morning came and i was finally going to get the hell out of there. but first i had to shower. well as it turns out, a couple who was rooming with us decided to bump uglies in the shower, quite loudly might i add. Which i wouldnt care about... if i hadnt needed to go in there and shower right after. I dont know why but it just seemed wierd.
    >> SlowMope !LQ6XW3vel6 03/03/10(Wed)20:54 No.2653205
    >>2653185
    You should just be glad that they at least did it in the shower. If you were going by this thread that would seem like a gift from god.
    >> baracudaboy 03/03/10(Wed)21:00 No.2653232
    >>2653159

    Seriously. Everyone shut the fuck up. She was contributing to the conversation and wasn't being an asshole. Your just a bunch of fucking cosplay geeks over the internet. We're all big nerds get the hell over it.

    And make all the dumb assumptions you want.
    I'm also a girl thats attended furry conventions and at least I'm not hit on by fat 600 pound guys, because their all gay. I've also been to my share of anime conventions and I'm tempted to say they are worse. I've seen ugly cosplayers nearly humping in public hallways, been slapped on the ass with a yaoi paddle when I didn't want it and been accosted by gigantic sweaty men trying to take pictures of me when I'm NOT in cosplay.

    All I get at furry conventions is someone asking me if I wanted to come to an "adult" room party. I declined and that was that. No one humping in public, to costumers nearly having their tits pop out.

    I think its really shitty that people still jump to conclusions about people who are nerds just like all of you. Just because we like Robin Hood and Not fucking shitty Lucky Star doesn't mean we're that much different
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)21:01 No.2653239
    >>2653205
    True, true. In hindsight, thats what i take it as. but at the time, it bugged me.Still not sure why.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)21:29 No.2653350
    >>2652602

    Unless it was a close friend of ours who I trusted didn't mean anything by it and was just goofing around, I also wouldn't like it.

    But I wouldn't throw a tantrum over it like that girl did, I would just ask politely for the girl to get off and tell her I was uncomfortable with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)21:41 No.2653380
    >>2653232
    ... you're posting under the name "barracuda boy." please don't try and claim to be a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)21:57 No.2653433
    >>2653380
    thats my handle everywhere, get the fuck over it.
    I'm even baracuda girl some places.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)21:59 No.2653443
    >>2653232
    as someone who has been to anime cons and furry cons, they both are equally fun and fucked up at the same time.
    just less female sluts, lesbians and more fags at furry ones.
    >> baracudaboy 03/03/10(Wed)22:04 No.2653466
    >>2653443
    Yeah, and I'd rather be around harmless gay men who won't hit on someone with tits. I actually feel safer around them then around all those pervy otaku D:

    Whats a good anime con to hit up? I hear Sakura con is nice but haven't been.
    >> Dan Dan !fSiPHm/eTg 03/03/10(Wed)22:07 No.2653478
    >>2653466
    Depends on where you live.
    >> baracudaboy 03/03/10(Wed)22:09 No.2653494
    >>2653478
    Northern California RIGHT next to the ocean. About 300 miles above San Fran.
    >> Dan Dan !fSiPHm/eTg 03/03/10(Wed)22:13 No.2653515
    >>2653494
    aaannnndddd how far you're willing to drive.
    Biggest cons in Cali are ComicCon and Anime Expo.
    Comic Con is more for film geeks and big stars. There's some anime stuff, and some people in cosplay.
    AX is awesome. Huge-ass con.
    >> baracudaboy 03/03/10(Wed)22:15 No.2653527
    >>2653515
    I'm def not looking for a huge convention. Maybe like 3000 -4000 people. Thats about how big FC is every year and that just seems the most comfy to me. Not to little, not to many.
    >> Dan Dan !fSiPHm/eTg 03/03/10(Wed)22:22 No.2653552
    >>2653527
    Well, here's a list of some cons.
    find some in your area, and check them out :3
    http://www.cosplay.com/calendar/

    I'm listening to Renard right now. such a beast of DJ furry techno God.
    I don't get why people don't like furries.
    Everyone likes something weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)22:37 No.2653620
    >>2653494
    Heey, if that's where I'm thinking of, you live about 30 miles south of me.
    >> baracudaboy 03/03/10(Wed)22:57 No.2653700
    >>2653552
    Thanks :)

    And omg, yes, Renard is amazing! Ejac Attack is by far my favorite song!
    >> baracudaboy 03/03/10(Wed)22:59 No.2653709
    >>2653620
    :O
    I live in Humboldt County (figures thats too broad to attract stalkers but specific enough to make her point) :P
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:00 No.2653715
    >>2653709
    Ah, slightly further away than I thought. I'm in Curry County. :D
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:01 No.2653717
    >>2653715
    Scrolling by read that as
    >Cunt Country.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:08 No.2653747
    >>2653717
    I giggled.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:10 No.2653754
    Driving in NJ.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:22 No.2653784
    >>2653754
    come on we're not that bad..
    >> baracudaboy 03/03/10(Wed)23:26 No.2653796
    >>2653715
    well, thast only about 3 1/2 hours away. and if you live behind the redwood curtain distances like that seem small. :<
    Your still closer to Seattle then I am though! D:< *pout*
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:27 No.2653800
    >>2653754
    ;~;
    >> Soni !!qeHmeAJM1a2 03/03/10(Wed)23:29 No.2653807
    >>2653784
    I avoid driving through Jersey as much as possible, your exits off of the turnpike are some of the most confusing things I've ever driven through >:[
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:32 No.2653820
    >>2653754
    Pennsylvania, and especially Pittsburgh, is the most fucking infuriate place to drive.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:33 No.2653827
    Getting the thread back on track, I have a roadtrip horror story. I've told the abridged version before, but here's the whole thing.

    Was driving to fanime '07, my very first con, with some friends after school that friday. We got as far as Milpitas (as in juuuust close enough to see the buildings of San Jose in the distance), when we hit MASSIVE traffic. the four of us were going in the only friend of ours who could drive's van and the guy in the front passenger's seat was showing the driver something on his laptop. She looks over for just a second and crashes into the beat-up truck in front of us, carrying a family of mexicans who speak just enough english to get by. We were seriously going five miles per hour, but we hit the truck with just enough force to crunch the hood of the van to the point where we could see its innards. Apparantly it was still drivable, but, with the driver being a car noob and the rest of us knowing nothing about cars beyond "they run on gas", we got it towed to a side street for the weekend. My sister had to come get us and take us to my cabin. Needless to say, we didn't get any conning done on Friday.

    This allowed my crush at the time (who had his own ride to the con) enough of an oppertunity to meet this other girl and totally blow me off the next day, which threw me into a depression the rest of the day. None of us had eaten that much that day either, so when we finally headed home (in my mom’s car, which she let us borrow), we were all STARVING and I had a splitting headache. The driver didn't know her way around San Jose AT ALL, however, and got on completely the wrong freeway to go back to my cabin, and we end up half-way to Monterey before she realizes she's on the wrong freeway and we turn around and head back. Everyone stops for KFC and fill themselves up except me because I can't stand it. Only had a salami sandwich once we finally made it back
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)23:35 No.2653835
    >>2653827
    cont.

    Then the mexican dude called my friend on Sunday, complaining about how his wife had a headache. My mom, who has been a legal secretary my whole life calls him out on just trying to get money from us and tells him to shove it. I believe the whole thing eventually got settled in court, but I didn’t know for sure.

    Our driver had to go home on Sunday because she didn’t want to leave her van there all weekend, and the friend who had made her crash in the first place by showing her his laptop went with her because he said his mom “didn’t want him with people she didn’t know for more than two nights” which he lied about, because he didn’t stop bitching on Tuesday about how he could have stayed for Sunday as well and he wasted a full weekend admission on only going one day (which pissed off another friend of mine, who had paid for a full weekend, but her parents forbade her from going at the last minute with no reason given).

    My other friend I went with and I had fun on Sunday though, even if my mom did have to pick us up afterward and we had to cram in all our merch (including a sword) in my mom’s tiny car with my niece and nephew in the back seat and my friend squeezed in between them. Same for the entire trip back home monday, except we had all of our stuff for that ride, not just con merch.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)02:09 No.2654529
    Bump bump bump
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)02:13 No.2654547
    There was this girl in my cosplay group that was an absolute nightmare to be around. Thankfully she's gone now, but Jesus Christ, I could write a novel about some of the things she did.
    One case in particular, we had a friend that was constantly getting hugged and nuzzled by her at the convention. A few days after, the friend broke out into terrible sores all over her face.
    It turns out that the dumbass girl has a highly-contagious form of genital herpes that spread to her face after she ate out her girlfriend. I had no idea shit could be spread like that, but it did. Everyone is afraid to hug her now, since she tends to nuzzle. Worse yet, she's going to SakuraCon JUST so she can 'cuddle and love all the pretty cosplayers'.

    You've been warned!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)02:16 No.2654562
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    That shit is wrong! Do you have a picture of this chick? I'm attending Sakura con D:
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)02:16 No.2654563
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    >> 50s Housewife 03/04/10(Thu)02:18 No.2654568
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    >Get to Otakon
    >plan on flying solo
    >some broad decides to foist her kid off onto me so she doesn't have to deal with all of the "animes bullshit"
    >staying in the same hotel as me
    >fuck this, i'm staying out all night and ditching the brat
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)02:20 No.2654575
    >>2654547

    I keep wanting to say something, but... no words...to describe... I don't even...

    goddamn.
    >> Tatsue !YsOjPxwORI 03/04/10(Thu)02:21 No.2654576
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    >>2654562
    >>2654563
    Can't wait to hear the stories they'll make up after I post this. XD That's okay, they hate me anyway.
    >> Mr. Washu !!KRdw1wrCDK9 03/04/10(Thu)02:26 No.2654589
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    Was driving on some random freeway in LA because I got lost trying to pick somebody up for PMX. I drive a the car in the pic, which happens to be pretty fucking small, and I had 4 other people in the car. While driving, a large mattress fell off a truck in front of me. I swerved over a lane and a half and dodged it. While everybody was screaming and cussing, I looked in my rear view mirror and saw 3 cars behind me hit the mattress and crash.
    It was a horror story for them, but I felt pretty badass.
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 03/04/10(Thu)02:54 No.2654667
    I blacked out at Katsucon.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)02:54 No.2654669
    >>2654576

    XDDDDDDd
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)02:57 No.2654679
    >>2654589
    That is pretty badass. Props, man.
    >> OMG !aTripfagiw 03/04/10(Thu)03:17 No.2654728
    Strapped for cash at AX '08, so I had to get a room at some wierd motel.
    It's a good location, subway downstairs, and the parking lot next to it, but fuuck if that room wasn't small. Ended up not having hot water, being smaller than 2 garden sheds, and got sick that weekend. It was a good con, just horrible lodgings on my part.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)03:57 No.2654903
    awesome thread is awesome
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)04:08 No.2654933
    Worst person I've dealt with personally in a room was back at a con in 2006. My usual group of friends I stayed with had a girl in their school's anime club who wanted to go to a con for the first time and we decided it'd be cool for her to room with us; and I had a room for the weekend.

    Well this girl decided that she wanted to get an artist alley table for the weekend, and even though she had no way of getting there on her own and I only had a room for Friday-Sunday, she just HAD to attend on Thursday night. I was rooming with other people that night and this girl ended up deciding she would stay with them as well for that night.

    Well, when I get to the con I find that's she made one of my other friends drive her up there that day (he apparently decided to stay out all night and sleep in his car) got to the room of the people I was staying with, decided she didn't want to stay with strangers shortly thereafter and promptly left without paying them anything and bummed off the night with some other people she apparently knew.

    Cont.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)04:10 No.2654937
    Also, because she just HAD to have an artist alley table at her first ever con; cause apparently she barely had enough money to even cover her badge. She conned two of my friends into sitting at the table with her most of the con, threw a fit when she had to return the money for a commission paid in advance for a bracelet she ran out of materials to make it with, and when anytime I asked her for money for share of the room I had for Friday-Sunday she would get irritated and yell that she'd get it to me later even after everyone else paid up the first day.

    To top it all off, when it was check out time on Sunday and I still didn't have her share of the room money, I ask one more time for it and she asks me if I know where a coin star machine is. I'm confused by this and ask why she even needs one (since she had been selling drawings and jewelry all weekend at her artist table) and she promptly pulls out a bunch of bags of change and says she was going to pay me with it for her share.

    By that point I had just had it with her crap and just blow up at her, telling her that I told her many times well before the convention and during it that I needed her share of the money for the room and that there wasn't time to go find her a damn Coin Star when I had to pay for the room in less than an hour. The friends who had been working the artist table with her both had to hound her as well before she actually coughed up the bills that she had plenty of the whole time.

    Maybe not too much on the horror side, but damn frustrating to deal with for an entire convention.
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 03/04/10(Thu)04:20 No.2654962
    >>2654667

    Welcome to Harriscon.
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 03/04/10(Thu)04:22 No.2654966
    >>2654962

    Yeah, but you didn't nearly fall into some fountains or yell at everybody "THIS IS MY PARTY, AND I OWN ALL OF YOU" and a bunch of other "apparently you _____" things.

    :/

    Yeah, fuck blacking out man.
    >> Sieg !VhSiegR26w 03/04/10(Thu)04:23 No.2654971
    >>2654966

    It suuucks. I did enter a completely random person's room at ALA and try to go to sleep.


    Apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)04:26 No.2654977
    I was at a con in 2005 when one of my roomies girlfriends had decided to come and "check it out." She had this huge ego about all of her cosplay prowess and didn't hold back when "critiquing" other cosplayer's things.
    The first night before the con she actually got into a fight with another girl about the approximate size of I quite large bow located on the back of a costume. She was yelling so loud at this poor girl and finally got slapped by the girl's friend.

    The next day we all decide to chip in for delivery pizza and she doesn't eat her share, infact, she does eat it but denies eating it and says someone "stole" it.

    I pretty much avoided her all that weekend. Especially after seeing her hot glue a bracer to her arm.
    >> Mr. Washu !!KRdw1wrCDK9 03/04/10(Thu)05:05 No.2655032
    >>2654971
    Lol I heard about that, good times.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)05:24 No.2655050
    Black fat weeaboo sluts in my room drinking... Enough said.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)05:56 No.2655081
    >>2654977
    >Especially after seeing her hot glue a bracer to her arm.

    ...huh? How would this even work? Wouldn't she get hideous burns?
    >> Camellia 03/04/10(Thu)10:12 No.2655412
    >>2655081
    or rip her skin off?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)13:23 No.2655792
    Well, a horror story? Not for me, but a friend of mine...

    Japantag 2007, we were standing by the river and kept on talking to friends, when suddenly a friend of mine dragged me away from the place where I was standing.

    She was quite excited about something and I didn't actually get what the problem was. Then she pointed to a fat and kinda nerdy guy standing at the river railing, looking over the crowd of cosplayers and weeaboos on the big stairs.
    I even remember how my friends were in absolute shock and laughter just talking something about "holy fuck, that guy is WANKING!"

    I couldn't believe it at first and had a closer look from that point...and, what should I say... He was actually playing pocket billiard, even tough he was standing in a huge crowd...and next to a few good friends of us.

    We were discussing about telling them about it at all, but decided to do so and leave asap~
    But of course not without telling other people about it and later a group of raging b-tards that just came from a scientology demonstration

    As far as I remember, the guy turned around when we left, and seemed kinda embarassed...I guess he noticed that we were talking about him...

    Now he goes officially by the name "the wanker of Japantag"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)13:47 No.2655858
    >>2655792
    holy shit
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)14:13 No.2655930
    I went to Sakura con with my then roommate, it was a cross country trip to get there and I hadn't been since I had moved from the state. I was really excited but we get to the hotel and they are doing construction work which they declined to mention, there is no hot water, and then I was allergic to something in the hotel soap, but of course how was I supposed to know they'd put it in there when it's not even a common ingredient in soap and there are no labels on the shit. So I get a minor rash on my torso, but it's okay because it's all covered by costume anyway. Well it progressively gets worse as the day goes on until I can't take it anymore, so we're rushing back to the hotel room and people are trying to stop us for pictures and instead of saying "She's not feeling well so maybe later." Like a normal person he says "She's having a bad breakout." A horrible, embarrassing ambiguous statement to more than a dozen different people in the fifty yards to the door. So we get back to the hotel room and I strip down to my underwear and I'm about as red as a lobster, I try rinsing off in the shower, taking some benedryll and trying not too scratch but it's so bad that I was actually scratching in my sleep to the point of bleeding (luckily no scars). Also my roommate didn't understand why I yelled at him about his choice of words on the way back. Not everyone needs to know I have a HORRIBLE RASH because without an explanation they're going to think up some disgusting things.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)14:24 No.2655962
    >>2654547

    OH NO. I don't even want anyone to touch me now at Sakura con this year.
    I looked it up; shit doesn't ever go away EVER.
    >> Hatsuu !!cQMUBTd+AtA 03/04/10(Thu)14:29 No.2655972
    >>2654971
    Yes, yes you did.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)14:58 No.2656055
    All these stories make me feel like I'm being left out. They actually make me WANT to get a room with strangers, just to experience this first hand. Anyone feel the same, or am I just stupid?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)15:01 No.2656059
    >>2656055
    You're being stupid. Why would you want to have a horrible experience at a con? They're supposed to be like vacations.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)15:08 No.2656068
    >>2656055

    While it's nice to have a good story, trust me you don't want a bad experience. Sucks.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)15:10 No.2656071
    >cons are supposed to be vacations
    I think that's what causes these horror stories. People think they can do whatever
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)15:12 No.2656075
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    >>2654547
    >>2654547
    This is why I'm staying the fuck away from Sakuracon.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)15:14 No.2656077
    >>2656071
    I meant a chill vacation not WOO SPRING BREAK
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)15:15 No.2656080
    >>2656075
    But other conventions could have a person with similar problems anyway.
    But yeah, it puts me off cosplaying in Sakuracon this year. Nobody is touching me this year.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)15:18 No.2656087
    >>2655962
    Just keep hugsters at a distance. If you accept hugs from random people, always mention, "But please be careful" to minimize squeezing and nuzzling and general personal bubble smashing. And there's no shame in denying someone a hug if you're getting the glomp or creeper vibe.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)17:19 No.2656411
    >>2654547
    So does she just go for the girls, or pretty guys too?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)17:21 No.2656417
    >>2654547
    >you've been warned
    >no deets
    lol, and this is how urban legends are born. fucking underaged b&
    >> baracudaboy 03/04/10(Thu)18:00 No.2656562
    >>2654547
    Oh my lord. I ain't letting anyone fugging touch me at any con ever again, or at least thats how that scary shit makes me feel. D: ;_;
    >> bombyNeko 03/04/10(Thu)18:08 No.2656595
    not my story but my friend wanted me to tell it
    my friend [we'll call her ill] and her ex bf [we'll call him jack] had been fighting all weekend
    well jack basically told jill to go off on her own and do whatever, he was going to stay in the game room
    well jill got pissed that he didnt want to spend time with her [which is dumb becuase she was complaining about him and nagging him the whole con] decided to go off and flirt with some other guys
    then comes the rave
    well jill was danging with different guys
    and some1 went and told jack
    jack comes to the rave and goes up to her and tries dancing with her
    but she got mad and ran away
    so jack left
    well jack was several ppl's rides home
    so we [ex bf and i] had to dive them to their seperate houses
    then return to the hotel room
    only to find that jill had locked herself in their
    not letting anyone else in the room

    tl;dr
    girl was a bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)18:11 No.2656601
    >>2656595
    bombyNeko, please lay off your enter key and start using commas and periods.

    Thanks,
    /cgl/
    >> Zal !gd9NVb5EGA 03/04/10(Thu)18:12 No.2656606
    >>2654547
    PICS. NOW. I'm going to Sakuracon and want to stay away from this shit.
    >> Etna Is My Wife !rwTzXYi3BQ 03/04/10(Thu)18:17 No.2656624
    Eww std drama
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)19:22 No.2656967
    You do realize that it is impossible to get genital herpes from hugging.

    However, you can get it from kissing (if the mouth is infected)
    >> Zal !gd9NVb5EGA 03/04/10(Thu)19:29 No.2657002
    >>2656967
    STD or not, I don't much feel like been cuddled by some stranger.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)20:04 No.2657145
    >>2656601
    >>2656601
    >>2656601
    This x10. God, learn to type if you're going to post everywhere.

    And why the hell don't you just go by Anonymous?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)20:06 No.2657150
    B-BUT

    NOT SAKURACON. NOOOOOOOOOOOO-
    >> SlowMope !LQ6XW3vel6 03/04/10(Thu)20:09 No.2657161
    >>2654547
    whelp, looks like I'm not going to sakura con this year.
    >> bombyNeko 03/04/10(Thu)20:09 No.2657164
    >>2657145
    i'd apologize but i was typing using my phone. it cant really tell the spacing when using it.
    >> Yuki !xhigkejf9o 03/04/10(Thu)20:14 No.2657190
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    Once in Argentina they did not put a chocolate under my pillow. The queen must have chocolate!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)20:16 No.2657195
    >>2657164
    Then please type like a normal human being. And for fucks sake, remove the trip.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)20:25 No.2657225
    >>2657190
    you suck at trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)20:32 No.2657254
    >>2656967
    if the bitch had open wounds on her face, then yes those can give you herpes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:42 No.2657732
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    >>2654547
    AAAH.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:47 No.2658656
    >>2656967
    >>2657254

    If she just hugged, sure. But any facial contact is contagious.
    Even if she didn't have an outbreak at the time, just skin contact is enough since she said the herpes carrier rubbed her face over them.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:48 No.2658658
    I know most of you will not believe me, but I was stabbed at a con.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.2658836
    >>2658658
    I actually believe you, tell us how it happened.
    My boyfriend was almost raped at a con, so I believe that anything can happen at a con :(
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:28 No.2658852
    I know someone whose roomies at the con wound up having an 8 person orgy in the room..afterwards they found out one of them had Aids.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:31 No.2658853
    At a convention back in '05, I was beaten up and bitten by some random guy outside of the masquerade. This guy followed me out of the theater (I went to the bathroom) and he waited in the lobby for me. I had taken part in a joke that happened right before the half-time show and the guy took me seriously. (I had "shot" a giant Pocky box cosplayer, who went along with my improv joke, seeing as I was cosplaying Lady and people in the audience were "demanding" Pocky.) He asked me why I shot said Pocky box, and I thought he was joking around, so I responded, "I was hungry! A girl's gotta eat~" The guy then proceeded to beat me up and bit me hard in the neck/shoulder area. I didn't go down without a fight, though. At one point, he got me in a headlock, and I uppercut him repeatedly in the balls, and elbowed him in the solar plexus. I bit him back (so he'd let go) and ran back into the theater.

    Worst part was that the security guard watched the whole thing. She's hated me since Day Zero, so she seemed to enjoy watching my pain. Still, that guy has been banned from coming back to the con, since I knew staff/security~

    Tiny Asian girl - 1
    Big Buff Guy - 0
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:36 No.2658857
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    >>2658853
    ....
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:37 No.2658863
    >>2658853
    Meant to say '06, not '05. Ugh, I'm sleepy. ><
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.2658865
    >>2658863
    but still.... WUT?! was anyone else around? wtf.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.2658866
    >>2658853
    rosa?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:39 No.2658868
    >>2658865
    Nope, everyone was watching the Masquerade, and my friends were competing too, so no one could really come with me =[ The only other person around was the security guard, and she just stood by the door and watched, even after I was yelling to her for help.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:43 No.2658873
    >>2658866
    nope
    >> MrFreeman !KsSAk/XATI 03/05/10(Fri)04:43 No.2658874
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    >>2658868
    No scars left from the biting I hope? Jesus Christ, what a nightmare, I feel bad just for hearing about this sort of thing happening. D=
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:45 No.2658877
    >>2658868
    WTF. even If I am a tiny girl myself idc what kinda shit I had with you I would have jumped in. how this guy wasn't arrested I do not know. A security guard will jump on you the second a shoe pops off but not when a man is beating up on a girl?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:46 No.2658878
    >>2658874
    Luckily, no. But my entire right arm was hurting for a week (I guess he'd bit a nerve or something) and that bite was bruised for about 2 weeks. =[

    Ever since then, I get kinda skeptical about people even play fighting at cons, because someone might take it seriously or get too excited, which might result in someone getting hurt pretty bad. =[
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)04:50 No.2658886
    >>2658877
    I don't get how he wasn't arrested either. I pointed him out to the security guards I did get along with after the Masq, because he tried starting a fight with me again. The older lady guard shooed the other guards away into "handling people outside," so that guy got away. Luckily, I haven't seen him since.
    >> CynicalPink !!+bkeIeL8ptV 03/05/10(Fri)14:51 No.2659730
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    >>2658658
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)19:03 No.2660667
    bump
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)19:22 No.2660733
    >>2658853
    >>Tiny Asian girl - 1 Big Buff Guy - 0
    lol he beat you AND bit you. moar like Big Buff Guy-1, stupid asian bitch-0
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)19:23 No.2660734
    >>2658836
    >>My boyfriend was almost raped at a con
    You're dating a closeted homo. He was probably asking for it
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)19:37 No.2660763
    >>2660733

    But she did get him banned from the con, so it's more like

    >Big Buff Guy - 1 Tiny Asian Chick - 1
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)19:40 No.2660775
    >>2660763
    maybe he didnt even careabouit it.
    plus he could have given her teh aids



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