ouch.... so glad i have a vag atm

that doesn't look bad, but the way I do it is better and only slightly painful.

duct tape? male crossplayers need duct tape?

>>2539532
I very rarely crossplay, with good reason...However I am intrigued. What exactly is this?

>>2539552

it's a pair of skin tight undies with a hard plastic insert to suppress and "showing", also it looks like a metal wire in the waist band to prevent poking out. WHY WOULD ANYONE WEAR THAT?!?!

This should explain alot. :D
>>2539552

okay, I'm a chick and wearing that thing looks uncomfortable

more instructions.

one more after this.

>>2539564

Results!

>>2539569
Seems kinda...Bulky.

>>2539532
Alright, so supposing I DO decide to crossplay Celty, how do I obtain one of these things and how much are they?

>>2539572

the left one is the "after" effect I guess, not the right one

>>2539572
It's not really meant to be used under panties/underwear, since it's already an undergarment, but if you want to wear tight skirts or tight dresses, then it's a good option.

>>2539576

I don't remember what website I saw them on (stupid, I know) I just saved the pics to post here, but it was about 60 dollars from a japanese website.

I'll have to settle for having my dick hanging out under 1001 layers of petticoat material instead.

>>2539606
>about 60 dollars
That would make that the single most expensive piece of the Celty outfit....

>>2539532
what the dick...

>>2539719

Or you can wax all the hair off your ass and duct tape it. Your choice.

I have to get one of these.

Or you can push your balls into your abdomen, pull your dick back, cover your dick with the loose ballsack skin and wear $5 panties to hold it all there. Then you arent paying $60 or duct taping anything.

Also do other crossplayers really use duct tape? I can maybe see a little medical tape but duct tape sounds dangerous to be used.

>>2539551
It's more likely than you think.

>>2539951
>Or you can push your balls into your abdomen, pull your dick back, cover your dick with the loose ballsack skin and wear $5 panties to hold it all there.

>I can maybe see a little medical tape but duct tape sounds dangerous to be used.

Your method sounds waaaay more dangerous. I've seen a Japanese tutorial of a guy doing said action... but that can't be safe for a prolonged period of time, right?

>>2539958
it's actually really safe and easy

>>2539958

This. I would never do that. Grossgrossgross.

>>2539965
Oh wait, I'm thinking of the tutorial where the dude first rolls his crotch back into himself and then shoves his balls up, then tapes the loose skin together to hold it all together....

Sage for weird shit.

>>2539958

I have a few drag queens as friends, a few of them are infertile due to your inner body temperature heating the testicles.

Also, it's possible that you can tangle up the ducts for your sperm and that has to be fixed surgically. They tell me all kinds of horror stories...I doubt many of them are true, but they're unsettling to say the least.

>>2539971

No, it's the one where the guy uses Crazy Glue to put his pee-pee into his body.

Wait, this isn't 420chan's /kinky/.........

>>2539981
Oh, so is that what was going on there.... ew gros...

Can't you just shove a bit of plyboard down the front of some briefs and be done with it?

>>2539958
The balls get pushed into a cavity where they originally were before they decsended. It sounds painful but as long as you dont rush the process theres no pain, it just feels a little weird .

>>2539990

OW OW OW OW OW!!!

>>2539979
The testicles are held at a temperature warmer than the rest of your body, you goddamned retard.

>>2540035

lol, I'm just regurgitating what they've told me.

>>2539532

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE WONDERFUL PANTIES?!?!?!

>>2540035
Actually theyre right, thats one of the reasons balls drop in the first place.

>>2540067

Huh...didn't know that.

>>2540035
There actually lowered out of the body to keep them cooler, you goddamn retard.

>>2540285
>There

>>2540407

So they used "there" instead of "their," is their opinion invalid now?

Is this the type of toilet you would use with this product?

>>2540412
>their

>>2540418
...I want that toilet...

>>2540465

Oh fuck, now I feel incredibly stupid...>_> Still though, it shouldn't make either of our arguments any less valid. =/

Half the fun of crossplay is the buldge.

>>2540418
holy shit i want that toilet

Manriest laptop.

>>2540534

Vic's gonna be pissed when he finds out you took his laptop

>>2540534

Or it's also the girliest laptop...I prefer that. I want it.

WHAT THE FUCK ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS THAT!

>>2540546

...read the fucking thread, it even explains it in the first post.

>>2540035
no, they're not, you retard. why do you think they dangle? to keep them cooler than your abdomen.

pushing them inside is incredibly dangerous and painful to even think about, but please keep doing it for the sake of natural selection. wouldn't want you people passing your genes on anyway.

what exactly is that called i know a trap who would go bannah sandwich

I understand the concept but WTF is that.

>>2540563

It's like...the evolution of a gaff.

>>2540566
It's just velcro