OH ULTROS WE MISSED YOU

ULTROS IS BACK NIGGERS WHAT NOW

What the hell do you have anything to do with loli secrets.

>>2532026
he's evil. hello

It's good to be back! I'm not at Ohayocon this year, but when I was I met a guy who tripfags on here... He has some pretty nice mascot and full body costumes. But the moment I actually saw his face... OSHI---!

>>2532041
i lolled

>>2532041
oh that is just in bad taste

>>2532041
FUCK HAHAH

im 12 and what is this

Oh boy, another "look at me Im an attention whore" thread. We sure don't have enough of those.

>>2532089
Oh look, another troll post.We sure don't have enough of those.

>>2531998
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>>2532093
Same person.

>>2532098
i thought school started...

>>2532041
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Seriously... Newfag Winter Break should be over by now. Anywho, Everytime I hear or see a picture of this one famous little cosplayer, I always think of the Pixar character with the same last name.
I mean, They're both full of themselves, flashy, a bit fast, pretty to look at but the headlights aren't anything to write home about...

Yawn.

>>2532113
I hated UP, mang.

The Tonight show with Ultros

>>2532129
TEAM CONAN. FUCK LENO AND FUCK ULTROS (IN THIS REGARD).

No Spoiler Tags and a tripfag?

THIS GUY'S A PHONY!

>>2532140
>No Spoiler Tags
>/cgl/

So I got dumped recently. I could see it coming, but I was still upset about it. She was such a sweet girl, real quiet and reserved until she just snapped one day, that always seems to be my type.
She broke up with me at ALA, the next day some Louise cosplayer started hitting on me, she was cute and all, but I just had to tell her "Too Tsun, Too Tsun..."

>>2532194
ehhh..

>>2532041
EEEE so witty :3

None of this is funny.

FUCK YEAH ULTROS

>>2532041
>>2532194
I lol'd

Either this is all one samefag or some kind of tripfag circle jerk. Nothing in this thread is funny.

Yay Ultros!!

>>2532306
>I am such a newfag what's going on ;a;

>>2532306
The Katsucon threads are all one big tripfag circlejerk and I don't see anyone ratting on them. Get the stick out of your ass and let the octopus speak.

Holy shit. Blast from the past. Where were you?

>>2532306
A while back maguma and a couple other tripfag retards kept screaming "YEAH ULTROZ U ROCK" now all the other tripfags think there's some kind of bandwagon to jump on. It's kinda retarded.

You people doing 'sage' thinking it means something probably bump drama, miyu, lolita drama, frances, who should I cosplay as and vendetta threads.

Seriously, its not just tripfags who appreciate humour.

>>2532306
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>>2532098
>>2532089

>>2532041
Fuck you there's coke all over my keyboard.

>>2532352
Humor is something that makes you laugh. This is just circle jerking.

>>2532371
>circle-jerking

I'm glad to see you're back Ultros, but you must be a little tired, becasue you're not as funny as you have been in the past. Kick it up a notch!

Was wondering when an Ultros thread was gonna pop up.

>>2531998
ULTROS! OH I'VE MISSED YOU ;_;

<3<3<3

Got kicked out of /v/ again?

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

Brilliant as always Ultros. Especially loved >>2532194

>>2532371
As if no one laughed.

>>2532333
you are fucking new beyond new to 4chan in general if you don't know about ultros. the only thing that's kinda retarded is you trying to associate this to a circle jerk when it's just silly humor in a sea of drama.

Back again, folks. Sorry about bailing. Mr. Chupon kept texting me from Ohayocon, he should have never been allowed to get that flip phone...
So, Is it just me or do you think that cosplayers should have better nicknames? Something more epic perhaps.

Let's just, for sheer example, mention that cosplayer who looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
Her handle is two letters. Let's jazz it up.
How about LL Cosplaya JJ. Lesbians Love Cosplayer JJ. Or should it be loathe? I guess it can change every few minutes...

Sure is trying too hard in here.

>>2533296

Sure is sandy vagina in here.

>>2533268
Ultros I'm gay for you and such.

>>2532977
This, seriously. Also its one thing to not think a jokes funny, but most people saging this thread probably don't get the jokes.
>>2532041
The best one!

>>2533268
that was a stretch but god dammit i laughed...

>>2533390
Because bad puns are so deep.

>>2533268

HEY, SCREW YOU, ULTROS! JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU FILLED IN ON THE FOUR-ELEVEN!

>>2533268
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>>2533370
>>2533390
Samefag detected.

>>2533405
Try again.

Some Archived ultros threads:
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=5851093
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=5935473
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=5958231
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=6341143
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=1003229&x=The+return+of+Ultros

>>2532113
HA I got it!

Oh Ultros I missed you so

>>2533403
Ahh! Chupa Chups! Didn't know you had free Wifi in the Drury... But I appreciate the updates, y'know we be buds.

Anyway, It seems like a lot of dramu goes on with Hitman cosplayers, you don't see a lot of it on /cgl/, but believe you me, it's there. They are always whining about their group or some inaccuracy of another cosplayer.
Come on guys, grow up! But I guess it's called ReB'AWWWWWWWWWn for a reason....

This thread is lame. It's just tripfags trying to dryhump another tripfag whose trying too hard to be funny and failing.

>>2533433
massive fucking newfag detected <3

>>2533428
FFF GOD DAMMIT!

Bitches don't know about Ultros.

:'(

>>2533438
If you try to force laughter any harder you're going to burst a vessel.

>>2533441
i'm actually really easily amused. Most shit makes me laugh regardless, and that was pretty clever.

Fuck yeah, Ultros!

>>2533438
So some tripfag did one thread on this board a while back that wasn't very funny either and now you think he's some kind of famous icon? Talk about trying to oversell it.

>>2533428

SHIT DAWG, WE GOT THE FREE WIFI *AND* FREE FOOD FROM 5:30 TO 7!

DRURY GOT THIS SHIT LOCKED DOWN THIS YEAR!

Gosh it seems it's getting a little too jail-bait-y in here, Don't go knocking me if you don't know who Ultros is. And as always, don't mess with the octopus, kiddies!

As much as I like Final Fantasy, (Well, I have to, it's what brings in those couple of bucks every month), I'm sure glad the whole 'Amano' cosplay phase has blown over.
I swear, if I saw another cosplayer with one of those drag-queen wigs, more make-up then Miyu and Yaya combined, and a million sequins and beads, I am going to be Terra'n me eyes out.

>>2533414
see
>>2533451

God damn, the sandy vaginas in this thread are enough to fill a desert.

>>2533474
>Terra'n me eyes out.
Ultros, if it wasn't you saying that, I don't think I'd laugh. I love you.

HEY, BIG OCHO?

HOW DO YOU EVEN TELL AMANO CHARACTERS APART, ANYWAYS? THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ANEMIC WOMEN TO ME.

sure is newfag summer in here, which is odd seeing as how it is winter.


in other news yay Ultros! I thought you was dead.

>>2533489

Why, there are more women here than there are grains of sand in the deserts of Figaro.

Don't tease the octopus, kids!

AH SCREW IT.

IT'S BEEN REAL, BUT I GOTTA BOUNCE. ME AND THE FACE ON MY ASS ARE GONNA GO SEE IF WE CAN FIND THAT WERBLE DE VANILLA COSPLAYER WE SAW EARLIER.

I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN TALK HER INTO LETTING ME SNEEZE ON HER FACE, IF YOU GET THE PROPER MEANING OF MY IMPLICATION.

KEEP IT FRESH, HOES.

Notice how its all just tripfags trying to sign in because they think there's some kind of bandwagon to hop onto.

>OMG TRIPFAG CIRCLEJERK BBBAAAAAWWWWW

Jesus Christ, when did this turn into /v/?

>>2533517

I bet you a potion I could kick your ass.

>>2533523
Notice how it's all butthurt anons thinking this is something new.

>>2533531
You forgot your tripcode.

>>2533523
Now they're all going to post as anonymous just to go "SEE IM ANON NOW HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT."

>>2533544
>>2533537
Believe what you want retards.

Sorry if I'm being a "newfag" but none of these puns are funny. And none of those archived threads are funny either.

It seems like the tripfags are just trying to make themselves feel special by being apart of the 'in-crowd' by championing some idiot that made a past thread.

>>2533451
lol if you think he's done this once you're only making it clearer that you don't know shit about what you're talking about.

>>2533544
i don't need to be anonymous to prove you're a giant faggot :D

>>2533557
if you don't find it funny, that's fine. everyone has their own sense of humor. My only issue is people not knowing who fucking ultros is and acting like they do.

Fucking educate yourselves before you all go opening your mouths!

>>2533557
Hey bro, chill the fuck out. No one is forcing you to like these puns. The fact that you're making such a big deal about it proves to us that you're so bothered by it.

$5 says you're one of those "easily trolled anons" you see in every troll thread. So just chill out, ignore the thread, and continue on with your life.

>>2533560
You seem to have some bizarre notion that because you've seen a tripfag before that means that unfunny jokes somehow become funny.

>"NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. ITS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S MADE THREADS BEFORE."

>>2533566
I spend way more time than I ever should on this horrible board on almost a daily basis and I've only see one other time this guy has made a thread, so I doubt he's the famous holy messiah you're trying to make him out to be.

Well, It seems like loli haet Ultros. Well, I've got EIGHT tentacles and you only have two arms... Yeah. We'll see how it goes down...

I love fightan' gaems. This one that came out fairly recently is my favorite, it has tons of great cosplay options. My most prefered is Taokaka! Crazy ass cat girl, Mmm.
I met a Tao cosplayer once, she thought I was cute and kept flirting with me, she was just about to enter my hotel room when she told me that she had to leave for the masquerade... UGH. She gave me Blaz'nBlue balls.

On that note, this octopus must be off! I shall return, as I always do. But when? Just like how many licks it takes to get to the center of cam whore, the world may never know! Chao!

>>2533589

Everyone thinks the boards they visit are horrible.

You are no exception to the whiny masses.

>>2533586
wow talk about missing the target :\ I find him funny, if you don't then that's fine too.

>>2533589
obviously you still haven't been here LONG enough if you've only seen him once before, that's all I'm saying.

>>2533586

Go play FF, man.

>>2533610
>"Unless you were present on /cgl/ at a specific date and time during the proper hour at one point in time then you are a newfag. Am I cool yet?"

>>2533610
Don't forget he has an archived thread at least from 2008 in the /cgl/ archive.

>>2533625
lol for someone who claimed to be on cgl so much they must have seen ultros multiple times. and on such a slow board an ultros thread can stay up for days. your point means nothing

>>2533625
yeah except ultros visits multiple boards and has been around for years
try again faggot

>>2533610
Why don't you go back to calling Jessica Nigri names.

>>2533630
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>>2533633
Oh look, the tripfag defense force is regrouping.

>"IF YOU DONT LIKE MY FELLOW TRIPFRIEND THEN U R NEWFAG BAAAAAWWWWWW"

>>2533637
I have to admit...they do seem to be trying to put a lot of effort into wanting people to believe this guy is funny or important. I don't see any evidence of that anywhere.

>>2533637
>BAWWW I'M NOT A POPULAR TRIPFAG

STFU. At least Ultros brings original content to this board otherwise filled with fatties, lolita drama and attention whores.

WHERE ARE THE PUNS ULTROS?

>>2533648
Hi ultros.

>>2533648
>Implying this is not an attention whore thread.

>>2533653
Wrong.

>>2533658
How very convincing.

>>2533641

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ultros

Educate yourself, newfag.
Even if you don't find him funny, other people have been for years.

Ultros doesn't fit into that costume at all Can you see the cellulite on his thighs? gross.
And I heard he made out with this slutty Yoko cosplayer in a stairwell at Katsucon last year. Tentacles everywhere. What a whore!

>>2533673
You seem to think screaming "newfag" at everyone is going to make something unfunny become funny.

>>2533706

How many people have to scream it at you before you accept it?

>>2533706
no one's telling you that you have to find him funny. This is why you look like a bigger fucking retard. just realize that he's been around far longer than you obviously have.

>>2533706
You're right. You have my spiritual support. Forget all these tripfags.

>>2533721
lots of people have been to 4chan a long time. It doesn't make them important.

Just take you for example. You post 50 times a day to this board yet you're still not a good or well-known cosplayer. No matter how much you wish you were.

>>2533736
Oh burn. lawls