I'm a 5'3" female. so sad.

I'll never be a Valkyrie ;_;

>>2418810
i would shed fucking tears if i could see this done.

Pic related, not manly enough, not pretty enough enough. and well... people would throw bricks at me if i tried.

I lack the boobs and refuse to be yet another boobless Yoko.

>>2418837

I just loled for about five minutes. This idea pleases me greatly.

>>2418837
What the hell is that?

>>2418837
They would if you did it without the fish. YOU CAN DO IT. BELIEVE IN ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU.
UNLIKE THE REST OF CGL.

I'm the whitest bitch on the planet.

>>2418863

Don't know the character,but he's from Minami-ke I think.

>>2418873
Do her arranged marriage outfit.

>>2418879
still, very caucasian eyes/features

>>2418873
do a geisha outfit!

I'm a short, chubby unmanly pale girl,
:(

>>2418810
I'm a 5'5" chubby girl ;___; I will never be pimp enough.

Just to clarify: Never able to do as to pulling it off well or impossible because of gender, physical attributes, size, etc.

>>2418928
I dunno Dag, I think you could pull this off to be honest.

Because I'll never cut my hair that short again, ever.

I'm male. :(

This

>>2418947
Uh, wear a wig?

*sob*
buuut I'm going to try asking my bf to cosplay it so I can live vicariously through him.

>>2418952
fucking ditto

I would NEVER be able to afford the belt, much less the goddamn suit.

I am lacking in certain...departments. Such as sexy eyes and ohmygodenormous boobs.

>>2418955

My real hair is better, wigs here suck.

>>2418970
Order off of ebay, where you can get wigs from international sellers? I mean...shit isn't really THAT hard to get anymore.

I'm short,
I'm too dark,
Definitely can't style a wig well enough,
and definitely am not well enough sewing wise to make a costume like that.

I'd be the laughing stock of the con if I tried this.

>>2418960

Then make it

I'd love to do Sailor Saturn, or any of the sailor scouts for that matter. But I've got a long torso and normal legs, whereas they all have short torsos and ridiculously long legs. I won't cosplay a character if I don't have a similar figure.

Also, this. But Im not tall or fat enough...

>>2419002

Seeing someone like that would really freak me out.

Fucking Saint Seiya and you god damned armor.

>>2419002
DO IT ANYWAY

asides from Chris Redfield, wich I always bring up.
This Morrigan.
Maybe if...
No, never.

My face is way too young looking and I'm really short.

>>2418810
That is the cutest thing ever.

Not skinny or cute enough.

>>2419066

This doesn't seem that hard...

>>2419075

It doesn't in theory. But unfortunately, the bar is set pretty high.

>>2418837
I will be your Haruka if you cosplay this, man. Nothing is impossible.

:(

>>2419108

I think I know what my next cosplay is...

>>2418837
Oh hey, the only pic I've ever posted here and somebody saved it

I was going to buy the fish next week, if it's in stock I'm totally doing this at Anime North. Without it I'd just feel stupid wearing normal clothes with my shirt open.

im not a jaguar...

>>2419195
Skin a furry

I would look terrible bald.

I really want to be Berserker Yuna...but this is too complicated...

>>2419234

Jia did a pretty impressive Berserker Yuna; she might have some tutorials on how she did stuff like the armor.

if i could cosplay as king and you as berserker yuna, we should fuck each other and make jaguar babies

Not skinny enough ;_;

>>2419234
I wanted to try out Paine's...but i'm not trying it out either. Looks crazy difficult to put together
.
If I find any tutorials i'll post them somewhere in /cgl/ for you though anon.

I'm just simply too girly in the arms.

i saw jia's yuna cosplay and it was amazing.

Speedwagon, from Jojo.

MY GIRLISHNESS SHOULD NEVER SHAME THE AWESOME, PURE MAN THAT IS SPEEDWAGON.

>>2419273

dude, make a body suit of MANliness; start a trend.

>>2418888
Then I'll cosplay it for you. just give me like 5 years to gain the fuckton of muscle Guts has.... looks like all I'm doing is working out for the next few years.

>>2419273
Cosplay him anyways, especially if you are going to Fanime.

>>2419289
But...I'm built like a CLAMP character...

>>2419296
Same, which would be good except that I want to cosplay Yuuko.
No boobs ;___;

I'm too tall. And i have the body of a woman, not the body of a little girl who is just bone and skin.

Also, i just can't dance properly...even regular dances, ballet would be catastrophic.

I have boobs.

Also, anyone from Nadesico. Im not hot/cute/manly enough for any of them.

I'm a short and white female. I want my Albireo (if I ever find one) to be manly.

This, for obvious unnatural body reasons

This.

I am a 6ft tall masculine chick with the body type of Cattleya from Queen's blade...

Visualize that and tell me it's a good idea...

This is now a Princess Eilonwy thread.

Zapp Brannigan

I'm a short, chubby girl with a wayyy too girly face.

>>2419403
this is a good idea

Because I am not a mermaid.

>>2418960
you can always buy a decadriver and use the faiz cards. thats what I'm doing for my Kuuga

can't do it because I'm a white girl

Can't do, because I am extremely large and doughy.

>>2419343
Forgot to add these two.
I want to do both, mostly Butthead though.
Wouldnt be recognized unless I had a Beavis with me. Im not ugly enough, and I dont have a friend who is ugly enough.
Fuck it all.

>>2418963

what is that from?

I'll never be Sepher Sephiroth.
BAAAWWWWWW

...and of corpse never DMC4 Dante.
Not that I'd be sad about having an unbutchy face...
But he's so cool!

I'll never be thin enough.

I look way too old to try to pass off as the character. If I did it now I'd look like a creepo

>>2419841
I WILL PAMP YOU AP LITTLE GIRLJABI

>>2419857

U'd better pamp me up, I'm the one who needs dem muscles!

>>2419848
I feel your pain!! I've always wanted to cosplay Sora, but I'm pretty sure I'm too old now :\

I am unmistakably female and tiny.

>>2419880
I mean I could do season 2 Tai but he's no where NEAR as epic as season 1 Tai.

Freak epic blue star shirt
Bitchin gloves
DAT GOGGLES

It simply cannot be done by a human, the proportions don't work!

I don't SPARKLE GOD DAMN IT.

(Also, 5'4" female with more ass than class.)

>>2419887
I know, right? I could probably manage 02 cosplay as well, but I (1) am getting tired of doing so many school uniform costumes and (2) think 01 outfits are way more exciting and fun. Sigh ;(

>>2419886
Do one of the younger versions. You can even keep the same outfit, if you do teenager!Genome.

Because I'm a small Asian girl. :(

Wesker...since boobs and ass are no way associated.

Never gonna happen. No idea on how to make the legs =(

>>2419880
>>2419989
If you do a good Adventure 01 Sora, I'll marry you.

I'm not a man. ; _ ;

I am in no way loli, nor do I have a deliciously flat chest...

I am a short, scrawny girl D:

More than a foot too tall :(

>>2420129
I think I've found a new costume to work on...

>>2420145
Ah, then here you go. From me to you. Hope it goes well.

>>2420116
Hnng I feel your pain ;_;

(but do you guys think I'd be really odd looking if I cosplayed Altair/Ezio when I'm only 1.60m??)

insanely detailed and I have no idea what series/game it's from, so I can't even get more reference pics if I wanted to.

Cosplay whoever the fuck you want, people.

>>2420151
Ah,thank you so much!
I'll post pics up when I do this, for you anon :)

>>2420172
That's a 1/8 figure from Good Smile Company of Chua Churam (Chuchu for short, I believe) from Chu x Chu Idol, which appears to be a hentai visual novel for the PC.

It's hard to find more info, but here: http://gaming.wikia.com/wiki/Chu_Chu_Idol

>>2420142

Oooh that means your legs will look better than the short stubby girls. You cannot be Sailor Moon's real height with legs like those. Anatomy does not work that way.
The ONLY time your height may look different is with a group. Even then you can kneel. But you can't beat how nice long legs look. Short girls never pull it off.


Mine: Dante. I'm a girl. I will never be that hot and manly.

Wrong face shape, wouldn't know how to hide panty lines with material for costume (liquid latex), no idea on how to make the wolf demon

Is there even such a thing as metallic liquid latex?

physical opposite. :(

too human

not manry enough

>>2420176
This thread is about cosplays that are impossible to do, regardless of how much you want to.

Can't post an image since I'm on my phone but Marina Liteyears. I am a 6'4" guy
Maybe I can be someone's Theo or Taurus

I'm pretty loli, but not close to loli enough

I don't have the chest for it.

;_;

If I could only grow a foot and several inches and keep my current weight and head size. :<

this thread seems rather silly, but as a 6'4" dude this would actually be a rather funny cosplay

>>2420021
I'm doing this and im a small asian girl anyways

Too fat.

>>2420917
If that's the only obstacle then you totally CAN do this. I know someone who lost upwards of 50 pounds, partly for the sake of cosplay. It was a lot of hard work, but he looks great and does shirtless characters now even.

Because my boyfriend & brother have threatened to not only kill me, but to kill anyone who looks in my general direction.

>>2421478
Make costume, find photographer, go to a shoot without them.
Bam, costume done and you can change out right after the shoot so you don't have to deal with so many creepers.

>>2421480
Boyfriend lives with me ;< he'd find out and beat me xD

>>2421491

Personally, I'd beat your boyfriend's ass.

>>2421491
...Classy gent. Ever thought about moving out?

Because when it comes to creating suits like these I fail,

also, Dem Shoes! :(
I'd brake some bone by the end of the day, guaranteed.

>>2421491

sounds like you need a new bf (not that I'm volunteering myself or anything. I don't know you, you don't know me; shit wouldn't work out). He shouldn't feel compelled to beat you for wanting to dress sexier than normal. Tell him to learn to deal with it, otherwise he doesn't deserve you.

>>2421491
Why would a guy NOT want his girl to dress like that? Do it anyway, then just wear it for him "special" after a shoot. He sounds like a retard with confidence/abandonment issues.

as a girl I would never be able to pull off or even attempt to replicate that hair. Obviously would not consider doing that to my real hair, and a wig wouldn't work =/

Too white.
99% of white people cannot make square-enix characters look good. (hell 99% of any-people can't do it)

Need to be moar ashun. baaaaaw ='(

>>2421927
I've seen white people do Neku better.

>>2421927
Funny how most of the best final fantasy cosplays are done by nonasian people.

>>2421929
Really??? Is there hope for me after all? Post pics please, because I've never seen it done!

>>2421935
er.... neither of those two are nearly pretty enough to be doing Final Fantasy (inmyopinion)

Good costumes, but their look is all wrong.

Way, way skinnier than I ever really want to be.

>>2421935

just throwing this out there, but Masamune's Sephiroth really isn't all that great; he always wears his wig really far down his forehead, and he looks way too manly and rough, which he makes no attempt whatsoever to correct with makeup. Think 4ng3l when he cosplayed Axel.

>>2421967
>Think 4ng3l when he cosplayed Axel
>4ng3l
>Axel

What?

>>2420027

You could always do Rule 63.

>>2421979

he did it at one point. Just used as a comparison, because while 4ng3l is not ugly, he is not a bishounen.

>>2421985
>4ng3l
>not ugly

I lol'd.

>>2421985
>he did it at one point

Damn you for making me search for that. I totally forgot that he had. But no, I got your original point, though I personally like Matt's Sephiroth over most Sephiroths I've seen, manly face and all.

would take up way too much space, to make and to keep, and I dislike selling things I've spent too much time making.

Because Sephiroth always looks feminine. Hurfdurf.
(Misfired at first)

>>2422031

now now, I never said 'feminine'.

Too much boob and don't feel like showing that much skin. I would love to do the dark skinned one but I'm too pale. :/

>>2422043
Implying calling matt's seph too rough, you're not implying you want a girly looking one.

>>2422065

sure, yeah; whatever

just something more middle-ground (I'm a straight male, for the record)

i wanna be white rabbit T_T

>>2422224
But you can't because...?

Also, series is?