She wants to find her Edward, obvs.

>>2364938
Just because I rarely see the light of day, doesn't mean I sparkle in the sunlight. In all seriousness though, my leg fucking hurts.

I honest to god hope you're trolling with this story. Please be. If not, I'd have done a lot more than what you had done if some fucking random stranger BIT ME. Ever loving christ this is making me rage XD lol.

>>2364948
>XD
>lol

Get the fuck out.

I got some questions:

What were you dressed as? What happened before the bite? Was this just random out of nowhere kneel down and bite on your leg? Was there anyone with her?

This story just seems way to far fetched honestly.

>>2364951
Why so angry anon, rofl! ; 3 tee hee hee. : ) gtfo with all that anger. ^___^

>>2364952
Seconding.

What the hell. I'd have kicked her the hell off of me after shrieking in pain and making it blatantly obvious to all around that DO NOT FUCKING WANT.
My turn.
Anime Banzai. Local cons seem to have issues, this one is no different. It was the first day of the con, and was Reno. My friend Nick was Rufus and we'd already been weirded out a few times by a few half assed Tifas and such pointing at us and going "OMG RUFUS SHINRA I FUCKING HATE YOU. PRICK. TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." and we'd laugh it off awkwardly and continue on our way and pay no mind to it because 'they're just trying to get some attention, cut them some slack. It's way weeaboo up in here.' Even though a few times it startled the hell out of me. So, we're just wandering around the hotel and he says he needs some cash if we want to go to the dealer's hall, so he goes down a floor to the ATM to get said cash, while I take my merry time going down the stairs because I have the tendency to trip/slip down carpeted stairs and I don't really wanna make a jackass out of myself. Half way down I hear someone scream RENOOO behind me, so I turn around and promptly get mauled up against the banister by another half assed Tifa who's yelling profanities in my face, then bitch slaps me, and then leaves. Without another word. And it wasn't just a little 'play' smack like 'dohoho I hit you lol', it was a full out, full palmed BITCH SLAP, AND IT FUCKING HURT. I stood there for about five minutes like a fish out of water going 'WAT. D8'
Shit sucked. Anytime I saw that Tifa the rest of the day I hid behind Nick.

>>2364968

Wow. That sucks. I would've found the bitch and railed her out for that shit.

>>2364934


You should have recreated that amazing copypasta and been all "OH SHIT, OH FUCK. I'M HIV POSITIVE."
Then watch as she nearly faints with relief when you tell her it didn't break the skin. Would have been hilarious. I'm too chicken to do it, so if someone bit me I would probably shed my skin as a defense mechanism and slither away behind a vending machine.

similar thing happened to me. some bitch decided to come and attempt a kick at my balls so I threw her off the rail onto the first floor from the 2nd. I ran and didn't end up getting kicked out. stupid bitches think because they're at a con that they can do anything and it can be laughed off like its some sort of weaboo 'moe' moment in an anime. christ.

>>2364975
I thought about it the first time I saw her after that incident. After I got over the shock value I was mad as all fuck. Doing that in a skit or if it's planned is one thing. I'll gladly take a few hits if that's the case. But just out of the blue, trying to be cool and 'in character' just is stupid and whatthehell. But I figured it's the first day of the con, and even though it's shitty, it's pointless to make a big scene and get in trouble over one bitch. I still wanted to enjoy it as best I can. :/

>>2364948
I threaten it a lot, but really I am not the sort to resort to violence.

>>2364952
I was dressed as nothing, that is to say I was not in costume. I was helping my brother into costume. She was crawling around on the floor, I think she might have said "RAWR" as she did it. I have no reason to make this shit up.

>>2364968
That is just plain disconnected from reality right there. What the fuck?!

>>2364980
Wow, that is just weird as hell.

>>2364977
heh, as funny as that would have been, I am not that clever. Also, IT FUCKING HURT. I had only enough will power to not kick her in the face, let alone try to be funny about it.

I'm sure everyone has had this happen.

Talking to someone, like... a conversation. Back's turned. And someone RUNS THE FUCK UP TO YOU and LITERALLY jumps on you and you either a) fall over, injure yourself and, in turn, stain/rip/some way fuck up your costume, or b) smack your head against the fag's chin, which also hurts.

Arrrghhhh why? It happens AT LEAST once a fucking con for me. DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND COMMON COURTESY ANYMORE?

I have had random weeaboo tards freak out at me while I was dressed as Rise from Persona 4. Yeah, Rise is sort of a bitch at certain points in the game, but it doesn't really warrant having someone flip out at me for being dressed as her.


>>2364977
>>I would probably shed my skin as a defense mechanism and slither away behind a vending machine.

I lol'd so damn hard at the mental image that created.

I have no idea why I haven't made this into a simple .txt and saved it somewhere in my /cgl/ folder, but oh well. Here's the short version.

I went to a convention dressed as a rarely-done version of Lavi from D.Gray-man. Your typical, run-of-the-mill weaboo girl (busting out of skinny jeans, chain wallet, nappy hair, moderate acne, Hot Topic shirt) asked for a hug, so I gave her one because people had been asking for them all day. She exclaimed something along the lines of "Ohmaigawd I absolutely love Lavi you're the best Lavi ever" etc... and then ran off. Suddenly, I realized that my wallet, which had been in my back pocket all day, was now gone. I spent fifteen minutes simultaneously looking for it and tracking the girl down, not wanting to think the worst of a random girl right off the bat but ready to choke a bitch if I couldn't find it.

So finally I found her, and I asked her if she had my wallet. She's sitting down against a wall with the rest of her friends, and she vehemently denies it despite my being able to see what appears to be a corner of my wallet sticking out of the pocket of her jeans. So I use six feet and giant combat boots to my advantage, loom over her, give her a good verbal thrashing, and finally she pulls it out of her pocket and hands it back while crying.

Her friends found me later and tried to make excuses for her, but it turns out that she had stolen it from me because she thought that she was her D.Gray-man OC, and she was roleplaying with me without my knowledge. At least she didn't take anything from it, or else I would have hauled her ass to con security and had her thrown the hell out.

>>2364980
I guess I'm glad I don't understand why she'd do it? Mental retardation possibly? It's a stretch, but maybe she was thinking, "Oh hey a cute boy who looks interesting. OH HEY! I know! I'll crawl on the floor and be cute by biting him on the ankle! It's flawless!" Because all boys like to be randomly bit by strangers.

>>2364990
>she thought that she was her D.Gray-man OC, and she was roleplaying with me without my knowledge.

Wtf wtf wtf. That entire story is just so fucked up and awful.

Seriously, what a fucking tard. I'm sorry, anon. :|

>>2364990

I would have done that anyway. These delusional fucks won't learn unless you give them some rough teaching sometimes.

>>2364988
also forgot to mention, it seriously pisses me off when random sweaty neckbeards/weirdos ask to: A.) hug me B.) glomp me C.) all of the above, and I tell them "no" but they don't seem to understand what "no" means. I have had weirdos follow me around continually asking me, and other people acting as if I had just eaten a live puppy, just because I told them I didn't want to be hugged or glomped.

>>2364990
OH MY GOD WHAT?!

Jesus Christ dude.

Threads like these reinforces my want to stay in San Diego and never leave SDCC.

>>2364988

Have any pics of your Rise? She was honestly my least favorite character because I thought she was a whore and a ditz but kudos to you if you pulled off a good cosplay of her.
There are delusional, stupid, irrational people all around the world I guess. I just don't get why they seem to gravitate towards cosplay conventions. They sure do make for a lulzy board like this once in a while, though.

At the last con I went to I cosplayed Demyx for a day, and at one point I turned around for a split second and then some girl dressed as a really shitty Heartless tried to run off with my sitar. She wasn't going very fast, though, so I got right up to her, grabbed it the hell back and told her "This is mine, not yours, and just because I might have done a good job making it doesn't mean you can run the hell off with it. Act like a civilized human being."

>>2364992
You DO understand that SlowMope is a girl right?

>>2364990

>>2365000

Conventions ran out of civilized human beings a long time ago, apparently.

>>2364977
You must be a newfag because that doesn't even make sense.

>>2364993

Hey, man, it's not as fucked up as you might think. In sixth grade my oldest younger sister thought she was her original Justice League member. I'm just really glad that she spent her obsessed creeper phase on comic books instead of manga and anime, or else we'd never have heard the end of it.

>>2364997

It's not like I have a magnet in me that attracts these kinds of people. This is my only genuinely strange/rage-inducing story.

>>2364992
I am a chick. I might MIGHT have understood if I was a cute guy or something, but I am not.

>>2365001
That doesn't help clear up motive though.

>>2365007

But did your sister go around swiping peoples' wallets because of it? I hope not. D:

>>2365006

Ummmm ok lol.

>>2365007
Oh okay. That comforts me some in the sense that there aren't that many crazy people out there. I actually haven't been in a rage inducing situation in all my years of cosplaying save the "oh my god that outfit is horrible-hhnnnnnnnn!!!" rage I get on occasion.

>>2364999
I tend to gravitate towards characters who have red/auburn hair...since I am a natural redhead. Yeah, she was a dtiz in the game, but she also had one of the cooler personas and a hilarious shadow self.

>>2365006
You must be new, because that comic is well known.

Kid bites person, person yells out I HAVE HIV, OH GOD DID YOU BREAK THE SKIN, OH MY GOD YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, and mother cries her head off as she realizes her kid is now a walking corpse. Now, gb2/whereshitholeyoucameoutof/

Wow, these stories are pretty bad.

>>2365009
Well, maybe she swung that way? Yah, a girl biting a random other girl at a con is quite unnerving... What area was this? Making a mental note to skip any cons there.

>>2365017
I like that pic.

>>2364998
Stay in San Diego, Brick. The big world is a scary place.

>>2365020
>comic
It's from the QDB

>>2365025
lol, so do I. It is such a random sidewalk photo, but your girlfriend's expression is adorable.

>>2365020

Don't gotta be so harsh, man. We were all new at some point. Besides, doesn't that thing circulate more around /b/ than other boards? Idk, I guess I am pretty new to /cgl/ still.

>>2365014

No, she didn't, which was also a blessing. However, she wouldn't shut the hell up about Batman, or the X-men, or whatever else she was reading at the time. I couldn't help but lol, though, because all of her knowledge came from a badly-outdated DC Comics Encyclopedia and all she ever read were back issues.

>>2365016

Yeah, there's not a lot of rage at conventions that immediately makes you want to rip your hair and/or wig off. I suppose it's just 'horribly wrong place, right time' kind of timing that you have to have in order to become the subject of some truly WTF-inducing rage. The worst I got out of the convention in question beside the delusional wallet snatcher was that every girl that had watched enough of the anime wanted hugs. Not pictures. Hugs. I am six feet tall, I have a knife in my boot, really big boots and an eyepatch. I mean really, do I seem like the kind of person that should be hugged if you saw me on the street?

>>2365023
ewwww, I do not like the idea of a 15 year old getting her kicks by biting my leg without permission. I hope this was not the case.
Boise Idaho, really there is no reason to come here unless you were already born here, or are particularly sadistic.

lol was she cos playing a dog?

>>2365043

>Don't gotta be so harsh, man
>Don't gotta be so harsh
>so harsh
>harsh

welcome to cgl, i hope you enjoyed your stay now gtfo

>>2365017

Wow, you actually did her well. The other Rises I've seen made their hair look kinda like elongated bee hives. Her shadow made me kind of uncomfortable lmao. I tried to beat it fast so no one would walk in and see a multicolored stripped humping a pole on my TV.

Got a ride home from one of my room mates who turned out to be a furry.
She alternated between sticking her head out the window while wearing her wolf mask, generally terrorizing the population of Florida, and spitting out the window.
It was windy.
Spit flew back into the window, onto my friends' and my faces.
Spit sucked.

>>2365044

I hate getting asked for hugs. I'm for you there, seriously. I hate it when weaboos just run up to you, hug you/squeal then hug you and then run away. Like... wut? It makes me so... uncomfortable. Ugh.

Pictures are fine. Pictures don't involve sweaty fat chicks/sweaty mouthbreather dudes wrapping their smelly, flabby arms around you. Ewww.

>>2365026
It is. And I might. But.. ALA and AX and whatever the hell else I might go to is all the way over up there. Stupid places being far and filled up stupid people that might bite, maim, or kill me >:( wtf, man. This is why comics and cartoons are superior. YOU DON'T GET BIT AT COMIC-CON.

>>2365061

I felt a little silly, honestly. A lot of the girls would ask for a hug, and before I could say anything they would hug me around my middle and then run off. They were all easily shoulder height or less to me.

>>2365061
I have a friend that HATES physical contact, so when he was at AX he had a costume on that had very limited vision and someone (most likely a girl) came up from behind and hugged him without warning. If it weren't for the fact that he A. couldn't see and B. would have damaged his costume. he would have flipped them over onto the ground

>>2365064
GOD I AM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT YEAR YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEFORE! OH MAN!
sage for no relevance to the thread.

>>2365061
What I hate more is when random people ask you and you're not even cosplaying. I get such glares from girls I refuse to hug. I remember I was staffing ACen and had to juggle babysitting two panels. One was just down the stairs from the other; so I had to keep passing this group of girls that kept asking me for a hug each time i went up and down. WHY?!

I'm not quite understanding the high interest for hugging random strangers. Okay, we all like anime/games/manga, don't get how that spawned the high interest in physical contact with complete strangers. Is the fanbase really that depraved of human contact that it desires it from strangers?

>>2365069
I HAVE MILD RELEVANCE BECAUSE ITS RAGE. THE NIGHT IT WAS 89% SOLD OUT. I DECIDE TO WAIT THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE I GOT PAID, RIGHT?. BAM, BITCH IS SOLD OUT. I BLAME A LOT OF THINGS BUT MOSTLY MYSELF FOR WAITING FOREVER. BUT WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DID THEY GO ON SALE SO EARLY.

>>2365060

You made one of those 4 panel rage comics about that before.

>>2365073
HHNNNN I WANNA GO TO SDCC SO BAD BUT BUT BUT SOLDD OUUTTT FUUUCKKK.
Also, AX is pretty safe, Brick. Have no fears. People ask for glomps instead of tackle mauling you, which is nice. And at ALA you shall be safe, for you shall have I, the trusty recliner.

>>2365072
>Is the fanbase really that depraved of human contact that it desires it from strangers?

Apparently nerds don't get laid. Maybe that's why they feel the need to hug everything and leech as much human contact out of 2-4 days that they can before moving on to the next convention.

>>2365067

Hahaha, I'm short. So I always end up pressed up against some fat guy's chest who either hasn't showered, is very sweaty, or both. I feel the need to wash my face after. And my costumes.

>>2365075
Yeah, but hard mode was no rage comics.
I'll post it because I can't take hard mode, apparently.

>>2365003

Haha, I just caught that. I think I like you, Anonymous.

Long story short:

-Fatty wanted to play hide-and-seek while I was walking around, minding my own business. She just came up to me and asked. I reluctantly agreed, walked somewhere, then quickly left the dealers' room to join my friends at a panel.

-The next day, same fatty asked if she could hit me with a plastic golf club, which left me slightly baffled because, unlike the previous day, most of my face was covered. Not sure if she somehow recognized my eyes or if it was just dumb luck. I said no and kept walking.

>>2365078
Four-day passes are sold out. I don't want to think about how much all four single day passes combined would be, probably 150 or something. Might wait for SDCC to sell the refunded passes on ebay.

And fuck yes, recliner! But to be extra cautious I shall go in my giant hamster ball and cosplay bubble boy.

Not as bad as the bite story but this story is a doozy.

So fanime 2005 marked the first year I really splurged on a cosplay outfit and wore something that wasn't just closet cosplay (I picked Mike Meekins). So here I am real nervous on how my cosplay is going to be received and I take my first steps into the convention hall from the hotel room. All of a sudden I look up and see this girl running at him and she glomps me hard. Keep in mind I'm a real stickler for personal space, so I'm about to wiggle out then out of the blue she randomly kisses me on the cheek. Quickly she lets go and says she's trying to beat her high score and bolts off. Needless to say I'm pissed off bout that cause that's just a huge invasion of personal space.

Flash forward to 2009 where a similar thread on /cgl/ was made. I posted that story in it and it got a reply by an annon who uploaded a picture of a girl asking me if this was the person who kissed me. Of course I didn't remember as the whole ordeal took place such a long time ago and I promptly said so. Two minutes later the poster uploads another image and my jaw drops.

The picture was taken at fanime and it shows me walking toward the camera positioned right next to the hotel entrance and running towards me is a girl.

THIS RANDOM ANON HAD PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF ONE OF MY MOST MEMORABLE CON HORROR STORIES AND READ MY THREAD BY SHEER CHANCE

To this day I feel like a complete idiot for not saving the image

>>2365090
Haha, oh shit, I remember that thread!

>>2365078
my older brother has "connections" and can get industry badges. This is how he managed to go in 2008. If I wasn't so afraid of airplanes (I have never flown before), then I would probably be badgering him to get me a pass for this next year. ;___;

>>2365090
Holy Shit.
That's just...I don't even know.

>>2365090
Pleeeeaaase tell me you saved said horror picture. God that's frightening. The scarier part is this, she was aiming to beat her high score; as in, those lips had probably touched many other greasy cheeks before yours. Mawhah.

>>2365099
I DID NOT!

I'M IN DESPAIR FOR NOT SAVING A HORRIFIC PICTURE

I pray to god I was the first person she kissed.

>>2365090
Was it one with some police guy cosplay making a funny face?

>>2365073
>>2365078
Can't you guys grab individual day passes and/or volunteer and get tickets for free? I'm likely doing the latter, because I don't think I'll have money when the one-day passes go on sale. Fffff why did they sell out so early.


>>2364934
One time, a loooong time ago, one of my very first and shittiest costumes was Nightcrawler -- my mom made it for me, and it was craptacular in every way. I was like 15 at the time, to boot. But, for whatever reason, I think just because of the character, I got harrassed by fangirls nonstop. One afternoon at the con, two shitty things happened in the row.

The first, I was on the elevator with my friends, and these two girls started freaking out at me. "Oh my god! Our friend LOVES Nightcrawler! She'd be so happy to see you, but I bet we won't see you again. Would you mind coming to our room and saying hello to her?" I agreed, but since I'm not retarded, I brought all of my friends with me to avoid a potential rape scenario. Sure enough, we got to the hotel room, and this terrible girl came barreling out the door when she saw me, and babbling at me. In German. She rambled at me and asked me questions in German for a good few minutes before I explained I didn't speak the language, and she actually got offended. :| So we left.

>>2365103
(Field was too long.)

Back in the elevator, there was this HUGE woman dressed as Shippou from Inu Yasha. By huge, I mean she was easily 6' tall and obese. The instant I stepped into the elevator, she started going, "OH MY GAWD, FUZZY ELF. If we weren't in an elevator, I would sooooo glomp you. I'm gonna have to find you later!" Because I was young and stupid, I didn't think she was serious. An hour or two later, I hear this high pitched shriek, followed by her colliding with me like a fucking freight train. She came at me full gallop and jumped on me, and hit me so hard her shoulder hit my face and wiped half my makeup off on her costume. I was so in shock, all I could say was, "You know that stains, right?" Her: "I DON'T CARE, I JUST GLOMPED NIGHTCRAWLER, HEEHEE." and then she ran off. I want back to the room, changed out of the costume, and suffered with a sore back for a good week afterwards. (^%&*^$%&^.

Luckily, I rarely cosplay popular characters anymore! And that's part of the reason why.

>>2365102
Don't know what picture you're talking about as a lot of my photos are of me doing stupid faces

Pic related.

But the image posted in the last thread looked like a random shot. You can tell cause its a bit blurry but I swear to god, it documents seconds before the infamous kiss

>>2365095
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

>>2365106
Oh wait... you're the police guy?

Anyway I know exactly what picture you're talking about

>>2365103
I'd do whatever I could to go, but after AX I'll probably be flaaat broke and won't be able to make it anyways. Baaawww.

>>2365103
missed out on some hot German con sex there. You should've just kept saying "Ja.... Ja.... JA!"

>>2365090
Isn't there a gif of this? I KNOW I have it saved somewhere on my hard drive, but after looking in every folder, I just can't seem to find it. But I'll keep looking!

>>2365111
Yyyyeah, pass.

>>2365107
NO, BECAUSE I AM NOT A LAMP.

>>2365110
Does Little Caesars deliver over night, or at least to San Diego?

>>2365103
If I can't get four-day passes I'll just get Friday and Saturday badges like I did last year.

>>2365114
A gif? A GIF?!

As in you can actually see this carried out in MOTION?!

Oh lord this gets better and better

>>2365119
More like creepier and creepier. Ever think that the person who made such gif was friends of the girl who did the run by kissing?

Gah, randomly kissing strangers just gives me the heebie jeebies.

>>2365119
I KNOW I have a gif of some dude in a police uniform getting glomped by a fat chick, and it was posted on /cgl/ a loooong time ago. I just can't seem to dig it up from the depths of my hard drive.

>>2365118
pfffff we're so lame we don't even deliver within SLC. Speaking of work, holy fuck it's almost three thirty in the damn morning and I need to be at work in 12 hours FUCK.

>>2365124
No LC's deliver as far as I know

>>2365123
I NEED TO SEE THIS NOW.

>>2365124
I NEED TO WORK IN EIGHT HOURS.

>>2365116
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE.

>>2365129
We're technically supposed to have delivery drivers, but we never hire any... it's odd.

>>2365123

DO IT. FIND IT. NOW. WE GOTTA SEE THIS.

>>2365130
FUCK WE SHOULD BE SLEEPING. IT TAKES ALOT OF ENERGY TO INTERACT WITH THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

>>2365130
>>2365141
UGH I JUST DID A SEARCH FOR ALL THE GIFS ON MY HARD DRIVE AND IT SEEMS TO HAVE VANISHED.

But I know it exists, because I can't remember it very clearly. It was from a distance, behind the girl, which leads me to believe it WAS recorded by her friends. Said dude, I assume G, had just walked through a big glass door, bunch of floor-to-ceiling glass windows and doors in the background, and she just barreled into him.

I DIDN'T IMAGINE IT. :| Ugh, I'm so mad I can't find it.

>>2365142
BUT I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP NOR DO I WANT TO GO TO WORK. AND ON MONDAY I HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THIS OTHER JOB THAT PAYS FIVE HUNDRED MORE THAN I CURRENTLY MAKE BUT IT'S FROM 8-6. AND WHY IS IT RAINING? IT'S SAN DIEGO. I DID NOT PREDICT THIS, WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I YELLING.

>>2365144
THAT'S IT! GOD DAMNIT, THAT'S EFFIN IT!

she loves teh leg <3

>>2365152
Well, at least you know there's a gif and possibly a video of the event out there /somewhere/, though I'm sorry I don't seem to have it anymore. :/

For what it's worth, I saved it because it was one of the worst glomps I'd ever seen, and it gave me sympathy embarrassment watching it. Lol. I showed it to all of my friends that didn't understand what a "glomp" was, or why they're bad. Haha.

Man, this thread makes me sad....
>>2364948
Sadly things like this are true. We had some 15 year old girl on the forums for our local big con apologizing last year for biting people. She said:
"Sorry, I have a biting fetish."

I give SlowMope kudos for not kicking her biter in the face since that would have been my first instinct too.

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This is an old story, but its pretty related.

Was dressed as "Not L" at a con a while ago. (Retarded internet joke, I regret it BADLY. Pretty much just said "I AM NOT COSPLAYING L" on my shirt.).
Everyone thought my cosplay was genius. And despite not putting any effort into it, I was the best L at the con. Which was a bad thing -for me-.
Everyone called me L, I got multiple fangirls, and eventually me and a friend decided to check out the gaming-room.
These group of failed fat Death Note cosplayers sat on the hallway right outside the gamingroom, and as they saw me walk by I could hear them whisper "Ohmygod its L!!!! We should give 'im hugs!!", and then they started yelling "L!!!! HEY L!!!! L!!!!!!!!!! L WE WANNA TAAAAAALKKK!!!".
I decided it was best to avoid these people, so I continued walking into the gamingroom. I had to walk outside again pretty quick, cause these girls would NOT stop yelling my name, and I could hear it inside the other room.
I ask them "Whats up?", and the fat Light holds out her arms, smiles at me and says "Hug???".
Im nice and figure they'll leave me alone, so I hug her. Next thing I know Im lying on the floor, with the Light sitting on me, my wig being ripped off, and the rest of the Death Note cosplayers standing up in a circle around us screaming "YAAAAAOOOOOIIIIII EEeeeEe~~".
The Light got ready to kiss me as my friend stepped in and told them to leave me the fuck alone.
If that Light hadnt held down my arms (WITH HER FUCKING KNEES, SHIT HURT) I would have fucking punched her.

ITT: shit you faggots fantasize about

I HAVE THE BEST STORIES

BUT THEY ARE ALL OLD AND YOU HAVE HEARD THEM BEFORE

ITT: Passive Aggression In Action

some random bitch ran up from out of no-where and decided to smack my ass with a freaking faggot paddle. god damn, bitch was running at like fucking top speed thinking she was some hot shot samurai or some shit. seriously.... rage on.

>>2365219
They ARE the best stories though. Nothing new from the most recent Anime Boston?

I have two con stories. Horrible dyke kicking the shit out of me ending with me meeting a fuckawesome Terrible Master Urd cosplayer at an Otkaon one year, and another about my friends not coughing up the cash during Otakon this year. Too long to type.

>>2365235

Couldn't go, no money. I have money for bus and badge filed away already this year. Cosplay? Eh. As ever, the best way to get stories is to have a minimal amount of money. That helps you throw yourself headlong into horrible situations, instead of just random happenstance, like someone tackling you.

Though if I did up some sort of popular cosplay, I'm sure I'd get more horrible stories. Just not unique ones.

>>2364986


Oh god. I was cosplaying Sora a few years back and before I knew it I was on the ground and THREE girls were on top of me! My wig was knocked off and it was starting to get hard for me to breath so I tried to yell at them to get off and as soon as one did another girl dog piled me.

>>2365279
Nice. That almost makes me want to shell out the money to go to AB myself. But yeah, expensive.

>>2364947
SUE SUE SUE SUE!

>>2365398

You don't need to go to AB for horrible stories, man. You just need to approach cons with a different mindset.

I don't really go for animu or mango now, since I only follow a few - mostly obscure/unpopular - series. I go to meet people, hang out with friends I met before, and most of all, get really godawful stories.

>>2365429
I'm pretty much the same. I go to cosplay in peace and hang out with people.

>>2365186
A biting fetish, this implies she gets sexual arousal from biting people and apparently can't control herself.I hope to dear god the girl who bit SlowMope isn't the same said girl. Had this been a guy, I'm sure more drastic actions would have been taken and he'd be perceived as a sexual predator. But, oh, she's just a young girl. Yah. No. In my opinion saying you have a fetish for its is the worst excuse ever and creepy as shit. If I were the con I'd ban her ass.

>>2365468
I know...I pretty much told her in the forums that if I caught her (I'm staff) I'd be hauling her to security where she'd hopefully get her badge revoked.

>>2365105
>Luckily, I rarely cosplay popular characters anymore! And that's part of the reason why.

Cosplaying characters that aren't popular doesn't filter out the extreme people. G was Mike Meekins and he was still subjected to horrors.
This is just an individual's opinion though, just an individual's.

Somebody slapped me because I was cosplaying from the same series as them.

>>2365542
What did you cosplay?

>>2365557
Clannad, I shit you not. I thought it was popular enough without getting slapped.

>>2365468
>>2365186
sorry for the emote but I believe this calls for a D:
Oh man, I have to go back today to see my mom and help my brother out again...

Jesus, the lonely boys from /r9k/ need to start attending cons.

>>2365599
Wear protective gear this time!

Mmm a little late but here it is.

>>2365704
I can't! My legs are gonna be more bare than ever especially since I just ripped my last pair of pantyhose...

>>2365720

I like this story.

>>2365720
A+

>>2365308
One of these days someone is going to be smothered to death by fat fantards. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.

Thanks for the stories /cgl/. I am off to find a cosplay that involves wearing lots of spikes and blades.

>>2365723
Saw this on your coscom the other day, it's/you're cute :D

I room shared with Denmark.
Yeaaaaaah.

>>2365780
nooooooo I am not, but THIS is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d81qFaoe010

enjoy the non rage.

>>2365799
I wasnt the one who snored.

Yeeeaaahh...

I was yelled at for talking. Because I should be Gordon Freeman and never speak. And this wasn't like "OH HAY UR FREEMAN U SHDNT TALK U KNO!" this was "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK! NOT EVER! FUCK! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP IT!" while I don't say anything as he yells for about a good 45 seconds.

Rabid HL fanboys.

>>2365832
QUIT TYPING FREEMAN. YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY WAY TO COMMUNICATE EVER. FUCK. DO YOU READ ME? STOP IT.

>>2365398

Let me warn you, though.
The lines blow ass. They improved the registration line from Line Con '08, though.

Later that year a poster operating under the alias Serdar Argic posted antagonistic messages denying the Armenian Genocide to tens of thousands of Usenet discussions that had been searched for the word Turkey.

>>2365832
If you see that person again and he does the same bit to you, hit the asshole over the head with a crowbar then when he asks you why the hell you did that, just shrug your shoulders.

Dude has no choice but to accept the ass kicking as you're now acting in character

>>2365978
>>2365836
I fucking lol'd

lololpassiveaggression

>>2365090
http://rapidshare.com/files/313571787/2.wmv.html

>>2365832
These fantards aren't ready to hear Gordon Freeman yet..

>>2366025
OH GOD THE MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK!

Here's a good reaction image for the situation

I am a fat neckbeard, and I just feel like I need to defend my kind a bit. I know it's most memorable for being horrible when we hug, but I just need to say that we don't all do that. The most I've ever done at a con is walk up to a stranger in a costume and say "Hey! Awesome costume, man!" and that's about it. We don't all have the brains of socially retarded preteen, so please don't think we do.

>>2366025
shit seems real, thou G has to confirm this.

>>2366052

Props for being a cool guy, bro, but you gotta admit that most of y'all ain't got the whole 'intelligent respect of space' thing going on.

>>2366054
I'm confirming this at a speed of OVER 9000.

This is legit

That is me

and yes I was pissed

>>2366052
You're cool peeps. Even though you do have a neckbeard you understand the rules of social interaction and don't go biting and kissing random strangers

ITT

>>2366025
>>2366063
And that's the video I had a gif of, too. LOL. I'm making another one, right this instant.

>>2366058
Yeah... I know. And even though many of us do have respect for personal space, you'll forget us and remember the ones that don't have that respect because of the horrible experiences, understandably. It's just human nature. I apologize for what my large brethren do, although I know it doesn't help...

>>2366077
I just reread that... I should clarify that I meant it's human nature to remember the idiots and their hugs and glomps and crap, not human nature to be one of those idiots.

story about a friend of mine at nekocon this year:
Apparently this furfag dressed as a blue husky was there. My friend kept looking at him all strange, then the furry comes over and strokes his shoulder while my friend cringes in fear. If I was at the con, I would have kicked that furry's ass....

>>2366069
awesome, rs is taking forever so it's appreciated

>>2366025

> This file is neither allocated to a Premium Account, or a Collector's Account, and can therefore only be downloaded 10 times.

> Limit reached.

>>2366150
aw sniper~

work at an anime store girls ask for hugs all the time... i'm like uh...your under age sorry...so then they hassel me for hugs every time they come in

>>2364990
I'm glad you were able to find her. What a bitch.

I'm going as Gene Starwind from Outlaw Star next year. My cosplay is flawless and I meet the physical requirment, natural aburn hair, In good shape, 6' tall. Girls say I'm cute. I think I'm gonna build a bean bag gun caster just in case. I'll just go get my own zip ties and slap it on as if it was checked.

I feel sorry for you guys Anon. :( That shit really sucks. The worst I ever got was a fucking headbut that knocked the wind out of me.

bumping for gif of kissing on cheek girl

>>2366414
Could we get a sneak peke picture? Pretty please?

of what Gene? Sure I'd be happy to.

>>2366437
Of you dressed as Gene or of just you. It's hard to hear people explain how much they resemble a character, but then don't put up a picture.

I'll just post me in my cosplay.

>>2366069
how is it coming?
thanks a lot for doing this by the way

its done just needed my hi-res camera

>>2366517
talking about the gif of a fat girl glomping G, not you, silly gene.

>>2366523
http://rapidshare.com/files/313623413/2.wmv.html

Re-uploaded.

I just put it on in like 5min, when i got it done i said i was a large so I guess they thought I was fat, my friend brian said he would make it tighter fitting to show of my body.

also the caster is not entirly finished, it of great build quality look like it in person just did a shit terrible paint job.

>>2366529
Nice, hope you get a good wig to complete the look! And yah, you're probably going to be mauled by the crazy girls... Which con are you wearing this at?

>>2366525
I think I am in love with G now.
His mind must be so blown

>>2365078
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S SOLD OUT?! IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET!

>>2366582
Four-day passes are sold out. Read the rest of the thread.

>>2366585
Still some bullshit.
Hell last year they had four day passes through March...March-ish.
I remember I was going to buy some then heard they sold out so I jumped on to get the single days before they fully sold out of all tickets.
Paranoia.

>>2366595
That's because last year they didn't start selling this early.

re-re-upload the video?

>>2366529
oh Liam, you nutcase, when are you going to get a closet?

>>2366826
http://rapidshare.com/files/313659592/2.wmv.html

>>2366862
Much obliged.

Me and my bf spent the first two days of the con finishing up his Canti costume; hand painting and all that. Right after, we were wandering around and we somehow found ourselves in the hallway of doom where, apparently, the stupid 14 year old fangirls congregate. I was leading him around because his visibility was low, but one girl stops me to chatter incessantly about death note, and how she's kira because her name is kira on the badge, and what anime am I from, and that death note is great. I couldn't get a word in to this mindless babble. While this is going on two others start hugging my boyfriend (one in front, the other from behind) and poking him, hard. They were jabbing his armour and his helmet and talking at him incessantly as well. We quickly escaped from that horror before more gathered and never went near that hall again.

>>2364957
those kind of emotes just come off as immature and full of gaia fail.

>>2366826
Seconded.

I guess I came too late to see this masterpiece of horror.

Please? <3

>>2366913
A THIRD TIME....you have to be kidding!

>>2366947
I'm sorry!
I tried all three of them and they didn't work.
.___.

>>2366892

>>2366970
Pretty please? I came into this thread late too.

>>2367048
http://rapidshare.com/files/313689405/2.wmv.html

>>2367133
Agh!
Thank you so much, and my god...I feel...so sorry for you.

Your reaction was priceless though, but still...good lord.

>>2367133
You poor thing.

>>2367148
>>2367149

Still though, compared to the others I got off easy, I had no bit marks, ripped costume parts or red handprints on my face.

>>2367240
That's true.
But...she WAS trying to break her high score.
Her lips are about as gross as a toilet seat.

...eww.