Alright, okay, stop fucking posting that picture, it gives me cramps from laughter.

Oh fuck, I scrolled past this and then went back up and lol'd so damn hard.

>>2349314 I must have missed something because I have no idea why this would
be funny

>>2349405
yeh ditto

>>2349405
>>2349418
it's just random

>>2349623

>insert Penguin of d00m copypasta here<

>>2349643
what you did there, i sw it.

goddamnit OP, I admit that i lol'd

on the left side - a human being
on the right side - a subhuman monkey

http://natsuame.livejournal.com

Maguma has one giant nigger nose

Dont trust them big nostils over yonder
Suck up so much air it'll make you wonder

>>2349868
That Alice is really cute

Alice is my favorite character from the series. She's cute

>>2349868
lul at Jasper. He's doing it so right.

>>2349903
Alice is. The people dressing up as her aren't.

she's hot

I heard New Moon is actually worth seeing. Is this true?

>>2349971
It got 3 out of 5 stars.

>>2349912
It's scary how true this is.

>>2349971
You can watch all the trailers and released footage and that's basically the entire movie. I saw the movie last night.

I <3 Alice

>>2349971

The Twilight series is nothing more that softcore porn for teenage girls to get wet over. When I ask girls why they like it, the only response I get out of their foaming mouths is "omg the guys are like so hot and omg" They actually have no justifiable reason for liking this shit. It is as shallow as you can get.

So no, this movie is not worth watching, unless you are a fucking moron.

>>2350022
>Softcore pornography depicts nude and semi-nude performers engaging in casual social nudity or non-graphic representations of sexual intercourse or masturbation.

>>2349971

I saw it opening night with my younger sister, since it was her birthday. It was a pretty good movie - MUCH better than the first, in my opinion - yet at some points I grew bored, thinking, "Something interesting happen already, ffs." Also, it could of used more werewolf action; they were only seen fighting maybe once or twice the entire movie.

It might be worth your time, if you want to see it.

>>2350024
IF WIKIPEDIA SAID IT, IT MUST BE TRUE!

Stephanie Meyer, dumbing down a whole generation.

>>2350037
Eh, I can't really blame her. It's not like she took a generation of geniuses and made them retarded. She realized that she could make an assload of money by pandering to an already retarded group.

Hating Stephanie Meyer is like hating capitalism itself.

>>2350037

as if most of the media didn't do that.

twilight is a blight on humanity

ITT, girls pretending they dont love Twilight with the rest of their gender.

>>2350101
Sorry, I'm in love with a vampire from a slightly less stupid series.

Pic related, even though he doesn't have the right hair.

When you see New Moon, the mormons win.

agree with pic

twilight is fucking teribad i tryed to watch the first move *shudder* fucking gayest shit ever >.<

>>2350121
Fix'd.
The Queen of the Damned movie made me rage so fucking hard.

>>2349908

>>2350251
They were both okay Lestats, I just find Stuart Townsend more appealing in appearance and acting. Lestat would have been a smug bastard over having the both of them portray him if he was real, so they're both fine. :|

>>2350121
I hate that this fag is cast to be Fandral. HE IS NOT FANDRAL THE DASHING, WHAT THE FUCK.

>>2350262
And that's all well and good, everyone has their opinions. He just wasn't doing it for me. Lestat is the blonde haired, blue eyed brat prince. Not the brown haired, hazel eyed, coked out looking rat. :/
The makeup job in Queen of the Damned really wasn't that good, IMO. The book is always superior to the movie, but in this case, I mean it times a thousand.

>>2350275
Yeah, they could at least have gotten him some contacts and a wig. I didn't bother comparing the movie to the book and just took it for its entertainment value. Would've been nice to see Mekare, though. I'm just waiting for Blood & Gold or The Vampire Armand to be made into a movie but I doubt it'll ever happen. I don't think too many people would like the idea of a really old dude living in a house full of boys of all ages, even if it was just for a few scenes. :<

>>2350262
>>2350251

I'm another that found "Queen of the Damned" a horrible take on the book, while "Interview" wasn't that bad in comparison.

And I find Townsend SO much more handsome in "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen."

On the Twilight saga, I actually enjoyed the series, but I'm not about to jump down your throats for not liking it, It isn't for everyone, I just know it drew me in (the characters and the love story, even though Bella is a tad annoying and the writing style is very elementary). But I can see how someone may not like it.

Twilight is just a shitty version of Dorian Gray with self insertion mary sues

>>2350295
I didn't like him as much in that movie but only because I don't like facial hair of a majority of men. Still, he was good in it.

As for Twilight, I read it and got nothing from the books. It was kind of like those high school reading assignments where I didn't hate the book I had to read but I definitely wasn't enjoying it, either.

>>2350288
Yeah, after reading the book, the movie left much to be desired. Speaking of Armand, that brings me to another 'wat' moment. As much as I love the Interview with the Vampire movie, and thought the character representations were spot on, when it came to Armand I was a little confused.
In the book he was a curly auburn haired -kid-, and then in the movie we get... Strapping, suave Antonio Banderas. That was the only 'wat' moment I had throughout the movie, though.

>>2350309

Same here. But man... he could still bite me any day!

>>2350309
He fit the role of a vampire very well but he just wasn't Armand. I don't see why they just didn't snatch some younger looking actor up for the part. I know guys like Ewan McGregor and Johnny Depp where active back then, so they did have their options.

>>2350309
Oh, I forgot to mention that I do think he would make a fairly decent Ashlar looking like that.

>>2350309
faggot reads twighlight

>>2350422
I was almost bummed at this too then I realize she was talking about Interview with the Vampire or something

Saw it, loved it.

...some review in my newspaper said (somehow) this movie had less action than the first.

I'm wondering if we saw the same fucking movie but oh well. Was actually impressed how a change of director made things a lot more interesting even if this movie is supposed to be the worst (most mopey out of the 4) and cut back on the Bella bawwwwing.

Most people seem to forget Edward's appearances in the movie wasn't "added", it was like the book made it.

I will say though I enjoyed it, will look forward to seeing it again.


Not going to bother making my rant on why I like regular vampires AND Twilight vampires, it never reaches the point to anyone here anyways.

>>2350850
Nothing wrong with the Twilight vampires but it's difficult to enjoy something when most of the fans are so terrible. It's kind of like Kingdom Hearts.

>>2350297
>implying Bella is in any way a mary sue

Man the definition of mary sue sure has changed since I last remembered it, because Bella's anything but a perfect character, god damn.

>>2350850

You have shit tastes if you think New Moon was a good movie

>>2350859
>implying bella is anything BUT a mary sue

hahahahahha

>>2350859

Do you even know what a mary sue is? A mary sue isn't a flawless character but rather an impervious character which gains ridiculous and unexplained "power ups" In any aspect. Bella's case being that no vampire can harm her or affect her in any way possible for no reason.

>>2350858
An understandable point of view, but I mean there's a fandom like that for everything....and most people I come across who are aware of it forget the books were targeted (If I remember right) teens so it's not hard to figure on its fanbase being girls upwards 13-19...and even people older than that.

It is a chick flick/book series after all.

Yeah the sparkle thing is pretty effed up but I think if I were in Edward's shoes as far as being forced to live like that I would probably act like him......as far as not *wanting* to live like a monster.


Meh, mythical creatures of all types will be rewritten and re-perspective'd every so often so I tend to not get pissy about it. I thought everyone's tolerance of ridiculousness was done once someone made turtles into pizza-eating-teenage ninjas.

>>2350870
...so all the main characters in DBZ is a Mary Sue. I always knew that Goku was a filthy whore.

>>2350870
Explain the bite mark she received and the broken leg on the first book.

The mental aspect she has is probably the only "perfection" she has but other than that she's pretty much 'blah'. I understand where you're coming from; the whole mental 'shield' that later comes full throttle when she turns into a vamp herself is pretty much everyone going "Oh see we knew it." in a way.

>>2350860
Much better than the first one, plus it didn't have an annoying blue tint throughout the entire thing.

are you faggots seriously discussing this piece of shit?

>>2350871
>I mean there's a fandom like that for everything

I haven't heard of Kingdom Hearts fans cutting their necks asking the lead actor to suck their blood or chasing him to the point where he took his chances (and lost) jumping into traffic rather than deal with his fans.

>>2350875

Yes they are, everyone knew that are you dense or something? The whole idea of DBZ is that Goku is the biggest mary sue this side of the universe.

>>2350858
>Nothing wrong with the Twilight vampires

They sparkle.

>>2350887
that was painful to read...

>>2350877
>Explain the bite mark she received and the broken leg on the first book.

They can't harm her with their vampire powers, you know exactly what I mean twifag

>>2350887

>>2350887
>I haven't heard of Kingdom Hearts fans cutting their necks asking the lead actor to suck their blood or chasing him to the point where he took his chances (and lost) jumping into traffic rather than deal with his fans.

That's because Kingdom hearts doesn't have vampires, that's a terrible comparison.

But I've seen fans act equally retarded and stupid about KH just like Naruto and many other 'nerdy' guilty pleasures.

I think the problem is that everyone here thinks Twilight is *suddenly* the only thing that brings out the worst in people.

I'll remember that the next time I hear on the news people murder for video game systems and I have to sigh wondering who's that fucking stupid.

>>2350891

Except maybe for the fact Goku trains harder than anyone else, has a pure heart and that's how he is able to obtain everything he gets?

Oh wait I just poked a hole in your argument, didn't I?

>>2350899

Good point, but
>implying

she's invincible in any way is stupid.

>>2350887
>According to KOMO-TV, the ABC affiliate in Seattle, Washington, 10-year-old Codey Porter died at 3:35 p.m PST today. The boy was hospitalized on Saturday after suffering respiratory failure when he was buried, headfirst, in a sandbox. He had reportedly asked his playmates to bury him in order to recreate the attacks used by the fictional ninja from the Naruto anime's fictional Village Hidden in the Sand.

>>2350895
There are sparkling vamps in Vampire the Masquerade but I don't see people whining like bitches over that.

If you don't like an interpretation, get over it instead of getting stuck on it. If people really hate the series so much, why do they insist on paying so much damn attention to it?

>>2350915
>Vampire the Masquerade
stopped reading right there

>>2350919
Oh, no you didn't. Nice try, though. :>

>>2350905
>That's because Kingdom hearts doesn't have vampires, that's a terrible comparison.

Wow did you honestly take that comparison literally?
Here let me explain for you

>But I've seen fans act equally retarded and stupid about KH just like Naruto and many other 'nerdy' guilty pleasures.

Odds are you probably haven't, yes there are other extremely horrible fandoms out there but the Twilight fandom has reached incredible lows. More so than well...a lot of bad fandoms. Using your examples usually with Naruto and Kingdom Hearts you just see weeaboos obsessing over characters, writing their homosexual fanfiction, fapping poorly drawn fanart, and all that jazz. With Twilight you see tons of accounts of just pure madness. Robert Pattinson getting chased til the point he got hit by a taxi, twifangirls assaulting average civilians at DVD releases because they "insulted Edward", you get the idea.

>>2350911

One rare account vs many. Do the math. Yes Naruto has a bad fanbase but if crazy shit like that happens far more often in the Twilight fanbase what does that tell you about which one is worst?

>>2350927
>>2350930

Why do you care so much? :|

>>2350935
Why do you care how much other people care?

>>2350935

Because 3 non wall of text responses means I have great amounts of care?

I kid I kid. But really someone apparently didn't understand my post, so I explained for them.

>>2350942
Because I live in a house full of 'real goth' morons who do nothing but proclaim their hate for Twilight by doing nothing but talking about it all the fucking time. It confuses me.

I abhor Twilight....

...but, I would like to know if anyone has developed a makeup technique to replicate the sparkling effect on the skin.

>>2351138
I think it's called "body glitter".

>>2351138
Go streaking through the holiday sections of Michaels and make sure to rub up against as many things as you can. You'll sparkle, trust me.

>>2351148
At one time Hot Topic sold official Twilight body glitter.