Enjoy your chlamydia.

>>2085314
<---This would be the end result

>>2085322
I prefer the missionary position, sorry.

It's all good till you get to the face.

>>2085355
I think humor was the point?
At least, I hope.

guys, you don't actually think eurobeat king got any from this chick do you? he's still a virgin.

>>2085336

YOU SICK FUCK

>>2085336
...what?

>>2085311
Shit was SO cash?

>>2085360
Oh hey, Captain Obvious. I didn't see you come in.

I'd tap the one on the left.

Fuck, I think she's supposed to be Chastity. Epic win.

This is now an EBK thread

>>2085311
Looks like Milla Jovovich gave up trying to be legit and settled for going hardcore.

YOU LADIES LIKE THE YAOIS?

I really wonder why EBK has yet to get any pussy. Considering the women he is around

>>2085519
He is waiting for loooooooooooooooooooove

How old is he? Come on man, find a nice girl already :(

FIND A GIRL!?

WHAT THEN?!

>>2085601
;_;

>>2085601
Now you know how EBK can afford his trips to all those cons. He has garage sales for all his hentai manga.

>>2085566

he is 38

>>2085566
Why should be bother? He seems to at least know tons of girls and sees many of them almost every weekend. I don't know if it's worth going the extra mile.

>>2085566
38

he looks good for 38. Shame he doesn't look good in general

He's so pretty ;_;

>>2085566

oh SHI-

I think I'm the only person who likes him

Totally didn't know he was that old either. I think he looks a lot younger.

>>2085519
you think women actually want to sleep with him? they just hang out with him to get photos

>>2086083
I like him too, you're not alone :)
>>2086088
I would totally sleep with him if I had the chance. In a thread a few weeks ago, /cgl/ told me to go for it. I totally should at least try, right? :P

>>2086193
I don't know, maybe he isn't into cumdumpsters.

>>2086213
Really? That's not what he said when he slept with your mom.

>>2086193
For the love of all things holy, please do. Wear a sexy cosplay, talk him into doing a photoshoot in his or your hotel room (easy to do) and JUST FUCKING DO IT. I'm tired of hearing this poor guy talk about how he can't get laid and then telling me the cosplayers he touches himself to. It's just....sad. Especially knowing that you actually want to sleep with him. He's nearly forty and a virgin. Go for it. You can do it.

Start off relatively slow and then work your way into it, because he really has no idea what he's doing. From what I've gathered, he's made out with girls before, but no more than that. Dominate his ass. He won't take charge, I'm sure of it.

>>2086213
I think he's made it very clear that he is. I mean, he exudes hopeless desperate pervy nerd. You know it's bad when even a super jealous boyfriend doesn't get upset with him asking for photos of his girlfriend from behind.

TL;DR FUCK THE GUY ALREADY JESUS CHRIST.

>>2086193 here

>>2086230
I think I have a mission for 2010.

>>2086254
Make sure you come back and tell us ALLLLL about it!

>>2086254
Would you like his AIM, my dear?

>>2086279
eurobeatkingRYU, pretty much every cosplaying girl has it

>>2086281
Thanks :D
I'm a little shy online, and I don't actually have AIM! But this is some incentive. If I added him and randomly started talking to him, he wouldn't get creeped out, would he? D:

>>2086306
Pfft no. The man is the most dependable cosplay photog in the country ( even though not the most artistic), everyone knows who he is. Do you have a coscom? Talk to him on AIM, or PM him on coscom. Talk about costumes, your past costumes, cosplay plans. If you act normal you'll do fine. Really, though. Get AIM. He lives in California, he should be on right now.

>>2086321
I do, I PM'd him once asking he ever comes to cons in [my area] and didn't get a response >_>
But acting normal can't be that hard. I just remembered, I made an AIM awhile ago (need to reinstall the program) and it matches my cosplay.com.
Lets see how this goes. O:

>>2086325
Do it, but don't post the AIM here. That's bad, I'm pretty sure he lurks here, and even if he doesn't, it's still bad to do. Keep your convos private and just don't say anything until afterwards, and only then if it seems like a one-night or casual sort of thing.

Is he half asian or something? He looks like some kind of mix.

Why isn't this guy off streets and in jail?

>>2086350
Last name is Ng. Vietnamese, probably half.

>>2086353
ya, now I see it. Hope is dick is big enough for her standards though.

>>2086352
Not illegal to be creepy, and gets scared and backs off if you seem incredibly confident or simply say NO and get very defensive. In reality, he's very intimidated by women and wouldn't hurt anyone past asking for a butt or boob photo (which happens at cons anyway, your fault if you oblige) and then probably fapping to them.

Generally harmless, just really, REALLY awkward.

>>2086353

He's half spic from just staring at him.

>>2086338

Mm, I would never betray someones privacy like that, and I know better than to post my AIM here :P
I'm kind of scared now though, what if he's seen all this, and when I IM him, he ignored it forever/tells me to fuck off/something like that XD

>>2086369
...Southeast Asians tend to look a bit Hispanic, especially when diluted. It's the skintone, mostly. Most of my Viet friends often get mistaken for Mexican. Pisses them off like no other. There are very distinct differences, you just either haven't seen enough of them to notice those differences or simply have not thought about it.

>>2086377
*sigh*
Give me a minute. I'll see what I can do for you.

Hey, wants-to-do-Al anon....PM me on coscom, username DestiniteLuna. I wanna see what I'm dealing with here and see what I can do for you. :]

>>2085762
I got all excited because it looked like he was using the viewfinder, in the thumbnail. I was wrong :|

At the risk of coming off as pretentious, to me it just seems weird/wrong to have an SLR and then use the screen to compose your shot.


>>2086379
>>...Southeast Asians tend to look a bit Hispanic
I can attest to this :|

So, um, what exactly did he do to receive the title of Eurobeat KING?

>>2086602
He beat his Euro the best to be crowned king?