Gameroom death:

Very passionate session of rockband. Cosplayer wearing gloves lets a drumstick slip out of their hand. It flies backward, stabbing an onlooker in the eye and piercing his brain.

(I almost did this to someone)

Landing on a gigantic prop sword by following off somewhere.

That shit would hurt/possibly kill you if it was made of wood or something.

Dealer's Room Death.

A impromptu photo op goes bad. Someone's body land's on a table holding the open display of swords. The swords fly out of the case and fly fifteen feet into the back of someone.

Something like...fifteen regular samurai swords and the final one is a special one like I dunno Ichigo's zanpakto

glomping over a balcony and landing on a real spear that a costumed fellow tried to bring in but security told him no and he's sadly on his way out.

Food Court Death:

You're in line at Steak Escape (or one of those chains that sells steak subs sandwiches) Your costume gets tangled in the person's next in line's shoe. Your head falls through the protective glass and into the peanut oil vat that serves french fries.

Crushed beneath a suicidal land whale who hurled herself off a balcony.

Escalator death:

A piece of your costume becomes caught in the escalator at the hotel. It's pulled you down to the metal step. As you fruitlessly attempt to rip off your Kamina cape, you curse yourself for tying it tight enough to have it occasionally stepped on and not coming of. Your face is ripped off by the grate at the top.

Jealous Fatty comes to a major con, packing some serious heat.

You know you'd watch it

Someone think one up involving Vic Mangina.

Overcrowded Hotel Room Death:
In a room with ten people intended for two, one person is left behind getting into costume. Frustrated by the drama of her roommates, she lights an aroma therapy candle while she gets dressed. She dresses up as a Square Enix character with too many belts & zippers--maybe Lulu. She puts the candle on a table...too close to a Got2B hairspray-soaked wig. The wig ignites, flames spread to scattered costume pieces. The girl tries to run and get water, but trips over her belts and twists her ankle. She struggles to get out, but the room door jams. (A housekeeping lady is in the room across the hall, and ignores the girl's ruckus as she mistakes the commotion for violent con sex.) The girl crawls into the bathroom to take refuge. She gets into the tub and starts up the shower to douse any approaching flames...but electrocutes herself as someone threw their plugged-in hairdryer into the tub when rushing to get ready.

>>2032513
AND that is why six people is my limit.

safety pin death:

The collar of your costume refuses to stay down like it is supposed to, despite your constant fiddling and resewing, running out of time you use a safety pin to hold it in place. You attach the safety pin on the inside of your costume so as to keep it hidden.

Running late, you speed walk across the lobby in your brand new shoes which unfortunately have little traction. All goes well until a photographer backs into you, causing you to slip. Falling forward a person's backpack catches on your collar popping open the safety pin and throwing your fall completely off. When you land face first on the hard linoleum the sharp point jabs deep into you throat. A well meaning attendee attempts to lift you up by your shoulders, pulling on the fabric of your costume as he does so, the safety pin now bent into a hook-like shape under your skin rips across and out of your neck, tearing open your jugular. You bleed out and spray several naruto cosplayers as you thrash. All-in-all not a bad death.


This damn near happened to me, but the safety pin did not pierce my throat. So all I got was a scratch, a deep painful scratch, but a scratch none the less.

You visit a sailor moon panel and Usagi Kou is there. Doctor Rattmice's story comes true.

Another story:
Jessica Nigri shows up to a local con. Due to her fame, you show up to take several pictures of her. You go back to your room late at night, and as your downloading your pictures the thermal gel on your CPU fails and your computer starts to overheat, as not only is it Summer, but the hotel room you're staying in has no air conditioning because they don't care about you and want to cut expenses. The particle board desk you're using catches fire and you suffocate like David Carradine because you're in your bathroom fappin to hentai you just bought at the con and were naturally too distracted.

>>2032560
NOOOOOOOOO
ANYTHING BUT THAT! ANYTHING!
I DON'T NEED SPARKLES THERE!

Enemia death
Donating till you run dry @ the Comic Con blood drive

needless to say we tried the best we could to save her

>>2032577
Well played Sagey, well played.

>>2032601
>>2032602
Oh wow, yikes! D=

>>2032601

I love how the girl sitting by the wall looks at her like "Oh you attention whore..."

>>2032601
is that green man in the top left corner?
that is awesome!

New con goer thinks it will be fun to go in the Game Room for a couple of rounds of Soul Calibur IV. They disregard all warnings from the all-seeing hero (I've only see the first FD movie, and the hero saw the main crash ahead of time, so humor me here).

Within five minutes, their face turns from various shades of green, to red, to blue, to purple, before they drop dead of oxygen deprivation.

>>2032513
I lol'd

bumping for awesome

>>2032585
SPARKLES AND SODOMY EVERYWHERE!
does anyone have dr. rattmice's story screencapped and is willing to post it?

The massive con death can be the center collapsing from an earthquake.

Jealous Fatty death:
A heart attack from being fat. Fat bitch. You`re comfortable with your body but your heart isn`t.

a young female congoer purchases pocky a vendor booth. she's crossplaying as an extremely fuckable male character as part of a group (maybe ouran?) as she exits the vendor room munching her snack, she sports her friends taking a photo with a female congoer holding a prop sword. as she hurries to be in the picture with them, she is glomped from behind by an obsessive fan of her cosplay character. she falls forward, choking on her pocky. and knocking into one of her friends, who falls onto the prop sword and is stabbed through the lung. he explains some metaphysical plot point bullshit as he dies of suffocation.

>>2033041
I should've posted it before. My apologies.

>>2032602
...some nerdy part of me is made stupidly happy by seeing a beautiful Katara being maternal in a real life situation. Hurrrrr.

Locked in an elevator with Vic Mangina & Usagi Kou. For five straight hours.

You have a nice conversation.
Then they resort to cannibalism.
And they get away with it due to Vic's legions of fangirls and some miracle with Usagi.

A viral marketing campaign is taking place in the evening at and around AX. The directions are for you to go across the 110 to find balloons flying for your next clue. Just as you are on the overpass, the overpass becomes the epicenter for a 7.6 earthquake that sends it tumbling down. Cars crash, gas mains break and explode, and general mayhem occurs. Somehow, you pick yourself up out of the rubble and just as you're crawling to safety a Crip member steps out of his now wrecked car and shoots you square in the back of the head with a deagle because you were dressed as Kamina, who wears a red cape.

>>2034364
FUCK

Skywalk snaps in half due to a fattywhale glomping a poor Cloud. Many female cosplayers attempt to remove their high heels and stab them in to keep from sliding to their death, but it's hopeless as they fall down holding nothing but their boot covers.

Honestly I'm a little surprised someone hasn't told a story regarding Masa and an STD of their choosing.
I tease of course.

You're at a con in Texas dressed as Buddy Christ from Dogma, when you pass by a bunch of religious protesters. They burn you at the stake not because you're parodying Jesus, but because you are of African American descent.

>>2034578
>>2032454
>die in the most ridiculous ways and places.
In Texas, this may not be so ridiculous.

>>2034578
Nah, christians don't burn people for dressing up as a religious leader, that would be the muslims.

>>2034605
Oh wow, people still believe that 9/11 shit?
>America
Oh, right.

>>2033155
Same, same, same. I saw that picture and all I could think was that it was a really good Katara cosplay. In character, too.

As a prop, you bring your live steel katana, though the guard is zip tied to the sheath as per the rules on the con's website. Nevertheless, security cuts the zip tie and decides that it needs to be confiscated because now that the blade can be drawn its deemed dangerous and that you can have it after the con is over. So naturally it is the last few hours of the con, and security is looking at the awesome props they've confiscated when one guard comes across your live steel katana. He decides he'd like to keep it among a few other props that were deemed "dangerous", and just as he steps onto the escalator to head down to the exit, the katana slips out of the sheath and down a story pointy end first impaling you to the ground.

Masquerade.

You're in an elegant highly detailed steampunk dress. It's your turn to walk on stage. All of a sudden your heel snaps in mid-walk. You fall and the force makes a hole in the stage. You're now stuck in the middle of the stage. But the broken part of the heel slashes through a electrical wire for the soundspeaker. As you struggle to get out, the metal part of your dress tangles around the exposed part of the wire. You are electrocuted onstage.


Rave Death:

You're dancing wildly to the thump thump beat of a techno version of "row row" fight the power. A stupid idiot tossed his glowstick in the air, It's made of cheap plastic and its contents break open into your eyes. You're temporily blind. As you try to recover yourself, you knock over five giant speakers. Finally getting your eyesight back, you take notice that the five speakers are millimeters next to your ears. The high pitch part of the song blasts, making your ears bleed and vibrations of sound make your head explode/brains ooze out.

bump

>>2034638
You'd have to be really fucking stupid to think 9/11 was a conspiracy. You sir are the one who's dumb.

i'm planning to blow nyaf up

>>2037111
not on my watch

Bump for great lulz.

I plan on cosplaying as Final Destination.

>>2038421
how, pray tell?

>>2032504
>Escalators

Idea of murder in cosplay is courtesy of Mr. Freeman:
In a Cowboy Bebop masquerade skit you are cosplaying as Vicious, when a man in front of you dressed as Spike Spiegel wields a Jericho 941. What you don't know (as he has kept it a secret quite well), is that this is your new girlfriend's ex, he is very upset that you're dating his ex girlfriend, and that the gun he has is in fact real and loaded. As you continue with the act, you pull out your fake katana and slash at him. He however shoots you several times sending you writhing in agony to the ground. He falls to the ground to mimic the end scene of Cowboy Bebop saying "Bang", and everyone in the crowd gives you both a standing ovation. You win a Judge's award for realism.
PS: Sorry for the repost, wanted to get it right.

Fatty glomp. That is all.

bampin'

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>>2038421
wat

bump for more storiez