bump?

Any gayfags here? Not for sex, just to meet up.

Its hard finding gays in cosplay

It's bad enough that everything else in life has to revolve around sex, now you fucktards are ruining cons by trying to make it a place for random hookups. seriously, why do you stupid virgins think sex with someone you just met is so hot and kinky? sex is ALWAYS better with someone you care about or at least freaking know.

enough of this faggotry.

>>1982618
Well then, the vocal minority has SPOKEN! I for one want to hear more about the armor fetish chick and that site.

>>1982618
Dude, everything has always revolved around sex.

>>1982839

Shibari is Japanese, so it counts at an Anime Con.

I started reading the old thread, but now it's dead. Care to give a recap?

>>1982622
Haha you best be trollin' or a desperate virgin.

Random sex isn't as hot because rarely does a stranger know how to hit it the way you'll like it. Aside from the mild excitement of it being someone new you'll likely end up being disappointed.

look, all ya gotta do is snuggle for a bit afterward, don't smoke or immediately shower, and *smile*, because it was fun and exciting. jeez...

I approve of this thread.

consex is glorious.
especially if it is with a character that you have a crush on.

bump

>>1982881
um, i recapped in the first post. wtf

My GF dressed up in cosplay for me last month, it was pretty epic.

IT ONLY WORKS WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTER

>>1983812
Was it a puyo cosplay?

>>1983349
Dang, I would probably go nuts of a rosario + vampire girl... Kurumu... mmmm

>>1983844

halibel

>>1983915
omg. lucky bastard

>>1983915
:O

Dear god...

>>1982456
At this years Akon two underaged girls walked me back to my room at the end of the night, and were joking with eachother about a threesome. When I said goodnight, closed the door behind me, and realized what had just happened, I shit all over myself.

I had random consex once.


I've been dating the guy for nearly six months now.

>>1982456
Be more pathetic.

>>1984372
That poor guy...

>>1984394
Hey, HE was the one who decided to call back, not me. I thought it was over and done with.

Not that I'm complaining.

Like I said, I'm not trying to have consex yet. I still need to get my body in better shape before I approach a girl for anything like that. But so far, I've done good. I've gone from 230 pounds, to 179 pounds since last year, here's to losing the love handles baby! <3

>>1984397
Oh.

You poor people...

>>1984400

>>1984407
I also weep for them, Ed.

>>1982618
COS WE ARE FUCKING NERD VIRGINS WHOSE ONLY CHANGE IS IN THE FUCKING CON, maybe after akward consex we could approach people

I have no problem approaching girls I find attractive, it's just a matter of not being knowledgeable in the area of subtly saying "We should fuck."

>>1984757
Be flirty. Drink with them. Continue to be flirty. Being MINORLY touchy can help, but keep an eye on her reaction. Speaking of that: A lot of guys go into "TARGET ACQUIRED: VAGINA" mode, and while they don't think it's obvious, it can be. So uh, keep an eye on that, best counter to it is being legit interested in the rest of the girl and what she's up to.

>>1983844

>>1983915 is wrong.

This is Puyo.

>>1984263

Oh my god.. that really is a horror story. I weep for you, I really do. ): We all fuck up once in a while though, i've done it too.

Keep in mind when goin' for it:

Hey bro, take it slow, you aint livin' in a video!

>>1985058
Booze is not necessary. If you have no problem approaching, you've got the hardest part out of the way. I don't even do the minor touching unless she does it first, cuz it's really hard to do that without being creepy or showing your hand too soon. The thing is, to make conversation casually that will show you where her mind is at. If you use enough innuendo's or jokingly saying "lets fuck," you can tell if she's down for con sex by gauging her reaction

hooked up with a hot dark walter cosplayer before...didn't lead anywhere past intense make-out sessions, but jesus christ on a pogo stick it was hot.

I want to hook up with gay guys at cons. But I crossdress a lot and I'm passable. How do I go about getting a gay guy as a trap?

>>1985301
( I'm >>1985058 )
This is truth.

The key, overall, is to not look like you're desperate or 'need' it.

>>1985222
Yes. Also, THIS is puyo.

>>1985384
if you're a guy.
If you're a girl, and you're cute, us guys would love to see desperation, makes our job easier, lol

>>1985352
>>gay guy
>> trap

It doesn't work like that.

bump for the maroon that started a new thread even though this one didn't reach the limit

Do guys generally avoid crossplaying girls?

>>1985937
depends on how dykie you look. I wouldn't mind fucking a cute crossplay chick if i knew she liked penis. Problem is, I'm probly not gonna go out of my way to talk to u (with that intent anyway) just cuz i'll assume you're gay

What upsets me is people often list the reason they hate the furry fandom is cause of the faggotry and it becoming strictly sex related.

You people are too silly.

>>1985953
number one, you're assuming we are the same people as the bashers
number two, we're not humping each other in the hallways and doing lewd or crude things in the middle of the con. We're trying to bring someone back to our room; simple. Furry is different

>>1985958

Pretty much this. Both sorts of people piss me off when they're vocal about it.

>>1985964
well we're being vocal while anon because we know its offensive in person. Furries don't care either way because they're technically still anon while in public

If you don't know the person but like who they're cosplaying as, sex is awesome!

>>1985953
as moot said at 4chan's Otakon panel years ago, the really repulsive thing about furries is the ones who believe they have an inner giraffe or whatever. Believeing that you're really an animal inside's a shitty way of coping with whatever abuse fucked you up badly enough to believe something like that.

And the con sex site better not get bogged down with assholes who are just looking for friends, like Otaku Booty.

NO COMPANIONSHIP
NO BROMANCE
SEX ONLY

>>1985953
As long as i'm not being fucked by a 12 inch dog penis, i'll survive.

inb4 slut

>>1985997
Tell that to the teasing attention whores who like to say "i like you, but i'm not really into you" shit.

>>1985958 We are all dorks in some way or form. And from some of the stories I hear at cons sexings are getting pretty out there too

>>1985997
>the con sex site
i'm still waiting to hear the status of completion on that

>>1985937
So long as you're wearing a latex outfit or leather boots I'd want to do you.

>>1986037

Too bad wearing those for long periods of time will result in Medical problems.

>>1986039
And just what are these randomly capitalized Medical problems you speak of? So long as you're not allergic and don't mind sweating a bit you'll be fine.

We enjoy men who are positive, optimistic, assertive, and have a healthy self-esteem/confidence.

Spineless emo wimps stay home or quietly stay in the background plz k thx bai.

summary ITT: whores

I honestly thought, when I went to Otakon, I was going to see a lot less attractive people. I was pleasantly surprised.

wait, dogs have 12 inch penises?

>>1986062

You can get heat stroke in full-body latex. Though I think Anon is confusing the Medical problems of wearing full-body latex with the Medical problems of painting yourself with latex paint.

>>1986245

Why do you think the Russians do them?

>>1986079

You forgot attractive.

>>1986260
actually, if you possess all those traits, you don't have to be super hot. It's inversely proportionate to your looks

>>1986329
Good to know. I'm kinda scrawny but have a good personality. I just need to be less shy!

I AM AT COMIC-CON.

DOES ANYONE WANT TO HAVE SEX

>>1986361
Fuck it, I haven't eaten yet. Let's do dinner and she where that goes

>>1986381
rofl. now that's what i'm talkin about. we need more anons like this

>>1986412
I'm serious too. Your move anon

>>1986446
wow. i don't think he expected such a response. i bet he's gone now. Now he's gonna come back to this thread and be like FFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!

>>1982618
>>1983812
I agree. Its better when its with someone you know and care about. Me and her dressed up as Kira and Lacus at A2F (Arkansas Anime Festival.) And the one thing we couldn't really do was be loud, becuase of all the Narutards running around. I mean seriously, you could hear them running around the floor above us.

>>1986567

What you really should've done was fucked her silly and loud and set the example for the kids.

If I was 15 years old, I would shut the fuck up and listen to two lovers. That's sexy, it would have inspired me at 15 years old to go out and do something with myself. (and inevitably fail, I was useless back then)

i would go gay to have sex with a bridget.

Half asian Male-- Here @ comic con until next Tuesday!! your pic gets mine... Flew down with 3 friends annnd could have a bigger more fun groupppppp---

Into Jrock/anime/games etc -- Fuuun ? send an email or reply

>>1986062

Heat Exhaustion comes to mind.

>>1986620
>>1986248
That hasn't stopped several catsuit-clad cosplayers I've seen over the years... Fujiko, Miss Deep, Julia, Asuka, to name a few.

>>1986648

And your gonna tell the class you know Bianca Beauchamp next, huh?

>>1986655
No, but I recall a shoot she did where she wore a catsuit in the middle of the freakin' desert, and as far as I know she didn't pass out or anything from that.

>>1986567
Woah woah woah woah

An ARKANSAS anime con? Why the fuck did no one tell me about this?

Honestly, if somr random, mildly attractive, decent sounding guy/girl came up to you and asked for con sex, what would you do?

Why can't I have a night of lustful, viciously hot sex with no regrets or apologies with a complete stranger and not have them cling the next day whining about love and going all dramu on me?

Doesn't anyone care for sex without a steady commitment anymore?! Why anon, why!

+10 points if you cuddle afterwards and don't allow your partner to sleep on the wet spot >:3

>>1986968
>Not wanting someone clingy
>Wanting to cuddle
wat

>>1986756

Perhaps it's the fact that you live in in Arkansas.

>>1985958 We are all dorks in some way or form. And from some of the stories I hear at cons sexings are getting pretty out there too

>>1986005
This. I mean the anime fandom isn't that bad but its on its way towards it if people continue not being considerate of the actions. The furry fandom is out there but it didn't evolve to be that way over night.

I got thrown out of a con for wanting too much consex.

Ive got a gf so no random consex for me and haven't had any consex yet because we always stay in crowded rooms. Next convention we are gonna get a room just to ourselves so we can have privacy

My gf and I went to a con. We had sex. There you go

>>1987644
some friends of mine had sex in the room with 6 other people including myself. They thought everyone was asleep, but little did they know, I'm an insomniac. I heard a kiss and i was like "take it easy u two" and they were like "hurr, what r u talkin about???" Then they admitted it the next day and told everyone how i caught them, lol

>>1987676
cool story bro.

>>1986968
the girl i had con sex with wasn't clingy. I saw her the next day and we were normal, and i hadn't talked to her till i called last week to see if she's still going to the next con. She said yeah, so now I won't talk to her again till I see her.
What state do u live in?

I can't think of much worse. At cons I'm normally tired and drunk, or when I'm not drunk I'm hungover. Plus I'm a hygiene freak and I'll shower twice a day usually at cons - but judging from the smell I'm not sure if anyone else showers at cons at all. /Everyone/ is so manky.

So con sex? I can't think of many worse things to do at a con.

>>1986757
If it's a chick, she gets swarmed by guys eager to accept the offer.

If it's a guy, he gets laughed at.

The meat market is flooded with free, high quality cock.

This whole thread: Cool story bro

>>1987680
i was just saying, anon said no con sex cuz always a crowded room, but that's not an excuse. If anything it's hotter hoping you don't get caught by any of your sleeping friends, and if you do, so what? They know you have sex anyway

>>1987707
and yeah maguma, that's the point

>>1985947
so you automatically assume that all girls who crossplay are gay?
wow.
fucking idiot.

>>1988001
Trufax: most crossdressers and transvestites are straight.
I've always assumed this is even more true for crossplayers.

>>1988001
I know they arent all gay, but if i crossplayed, i would expect to be called a fag even tho im not. The people you're with and the way you act (omg yaoi kawaii desu!!!) has a lot to do with it too.
If ur crossplaying cuz ur doing a group and theres a male in the group, i wont think ur gay, cuz some1 has to b the guy. Get it? Its hard to explain

Oh my really now?

The thing I'd like to hear about as far as Consex is concerned are the stories about fans hooking up with the Voice Actors or other guests. We have all heard about one or two, but i'd like to hear some more.
Any good stories?

>>1988052
Vic Mangina likes to hook up with underage cuties.

>>1988052
I tried to holla at yaya han at metrocon 2008, but she was actin high and mighty, so i bailed out early, lol

I went to Tokyo in Tulsa and saw Spike Spencer go into his room with a pretty hot Black gal. And I recognized that Gangster Mario guy all over our sweet little Sami InoueHarte which kinda got me a bit weirded out. What ever happened to Sami's Dominic? Who is this dude? Ever since Louisianime Sami's been seen with these Gangster Mario and Luigi dudes. And it's obvious something is up

I might have tried to spit game to Jacon 2008's guest of honor (Tara Strong) if she wasn't married with children

>>1988088
I noticed that too. Especially while I was talking to her after Louisianime, those two guys were always around her.

i think i want to put together the first no bullshit con orgy just so we can have it posted on /cgl/ and every1 can stop saying it's a myth

>>1988308
Pointless. The only people who would come along would be the fat ugmos. The only orgy anyone wants to see is all the beautiful people and probably a few of the tripfags too (oh see what I did there?) and you couldn't convince them to take part in a recorded orgy.

>>1988330
fat ugmos wouldn't be an issue if i screen. and who gives a shit about tripfags. i don't even know which of them are from florida which is where i go to my cons so it's w/e

I would totally do Sami. She sounds like a hentai every time she opens her mouth

>>1988088
>>1988132

Yay drama.
I think Sami and that Mario Dude are dating now. I'm at Mechacon and I've seen him walking around with a couple of other ppl.

okay this is a true story.

I sometimes tease my asshole when I masturbate for that super orgasm, but it's kinda a hassle and embaressing to tell people. But my gf at the time asked me if I had ever tried it and I admited I had and she got really turned on and wanted to try it to.
So she went out and bout a small vibrator and a bullet one to use on me and her.
We start fucking hard in the middle of the con when everyones out and it's getting really good. She decides to pull out the longer vibrater, a bit longer than my thumb and slide it into my asshole while we continue fucking in missionary.
It felt amazing and I was near orgasming when *click* *click *click* KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
She runs into the shower and I reach for my clothes and right at that moment, shloop. the vibrator goes all the way in my asshole.
The guy comes in and dawdles, asks whats up. My dick is tucked up under my shorts and i try my best to answer the question and keep talking and moving to cover up the steady VRRRRRRR coming from inside of me.

he sits around digs through some tuff, meanwhile Im holding back a load about to fire at any minute.

Finally he gets up to leave and my gf walks out, I through her down and fuck the shit out of her and at the last second shit out the vibrator as I cum the biggest load into her pussy I've ever shot in my life.

true story

>>1988391

>>1988391
sage because no1's gonna beat that

>>1988391

>>1988429
You did it wrong.

Bump for justice

>>1988391

ow my sides

Bumping before the ronery creeps back in. :'(

>>1988308
The logical thing to do is get a nice suite at D*C. Check for IDs, no cameras. Men can only get in if accompanied by a lady, and everyone must be approved by a though yet fair judge.

>>1988936
then alas, it'll have to wait until next year. I can't go to that one this year because I'll be back in college playing football. :'(

>>1986757
I'd say no. I have yet to find a girl who doesn't turn out to be a complete nutcase in this fandom. That's why i date outside it, and i try to keep it as far away from other parts of my life as possible.

More stories please. I just got dumped by my girlfriend of many years and I need some serious pick-me-up.

>>1989082

You must not get out very often, because while the majority of females who are "Otaku-esque" are in the realm of being psychotic enough to gnaw off your arm for no reason other than being bored, they are definitely not all there is.

Don't get me wrong, they are a very large portion.

A very.

Large.

Portion.

Back when I was married, my wife pissed me off so much. Don't remember what it was for now, but I remember how furious I was with her. I got back at her 3 days later...(the first day I jizzed in her bottle of lemonade....and it sat there by the computer for 3 days). I was playing a game downstairs when I heard, OH GOD ACK!!! She then comes downstairs with a wet spot on her shirt. It took me awhile but when I got it I couldn't stop laughing. I realized that lemonade had been sitting there with jizz in it...for 3 days.

later that night, while lying in bed, she gave me a blow job. As I told her I was cumming, she aimed my penis at my face. I was dodging bullets and sad to say, I lost. My own cum or not, it felt totally gay.....

I'm not going to go out of my way to hook up at con, but if someone relatively attractive strikes up a conversation, and we seem compatible, I have no problems with no-strings-attached sex.

In fact, I usually like it better than relationships. Except for the fact that I have to try not to freak out my partners with the kinkiness.

>>1989240

Seriously, what happened to all the decently attractive not-crazy girls? I know they're out there.

>>1989362
They got taken.

>>1989362
this is a theoretical type of woman I have never met or seen

>>1989362
>girl
>not crazy

>>1989362

Stanford or MIT, go there

>>1988364
Shit, I'm actually on my way to Mechacon right now. I'll probably see them around.

>>1989362

I usually end up meeting these types at cons. Most people aren't brave enough to say hi, and even if they are.

>>1986009
>Con-sex site
bump, want this as well.

>>1991802

My best friend gave me an idea for a website pretty soon, that actually may have something to suit your needs, anon. Stay tuned, got something nice in the works. It'll start off quiet and slow at first.

Eh, you'll see. Not just con sex though.

a guy once had a 10 second one sided conversation with me about how hot and sexy my character was. I remember saying "oh" and "ah" during the whole thing. When our group got stopped for a photo, he took it as a perfect chance to tell me to give him my number and immediately got out some paper and pen before I said anything. I lied horribly and said I didn't have a cell phone, but I was too creeped out to care. In the end he forcibly gave me his number, stalked for a bit, then left. neeh <--- the wrong way to meet girls

a few years back I was hitting up a con and met up with a friend who ran in the same cosplay circle as me. I had to fix a part of my costume and she decided to follow me up to the room. For once none of my other friends were in the room and she decided to take the opportunity to tell me that she had liked me for a long time. I told her that I liked her but really didn't think it would work out since we weren't from the same area's. She said it was alright since she didn't really like huge commitment type relationships anyways. She started kissing me and before too long it ended up on the bed. To say the least it wasn't that enjoyable at first since our costumes had random parts to it but after we took off most the cosplay except the wigs it became more enjoyable.

Afterwards we left the room and bumped into my roommates at the elevators. It took like one look for them to figure out what had happened. They bugged me about the entire rest of the con.

In the end it didn't work out.

>>1991843
Nobody wants a shitty copy of Otaku Booty. What the world needs is a cosplay sex site.

relationships at cons stay at cons

>>1991967
until /cgl/ gets wind of them...

>>1991960

That'll be exactly that. And more.

>>1986459
Im at comic con any chicks up for it?

>>1991884
wrong thread there princess

Katsucon 15. I was cosplaying as L, I had sex with a girl that was cosplaying as Mellow. It was really wrong in my mind, and slightly confusing. I was really thrown off by it, and I don't really know why. There isn't really any more to the story than that except for afterwards all my friends were really pissed off that I ditched them and didn't tell them where I was going. I lied and said I went to the rave, because if I told them I had random promiscuous sex with a Mellow cosplayer they probably would've been even angrier at me.

>>1992492
I wish I could hit a Mello. All that leather, mm.

I'm at comic con! let's fuck!

>>1994011
6'1 white straight male. great shape, 8" penis

>>1982456
speaking of guest fucking, anyone have any particular guest/s they plan to mack on or fuck in the future?

For those who think people go to cons only to have sex, you need to change the way you think. It just happens you know?

Come back from the dance with a girl, so why not?

>>1986381

shame. if I were at comic con I would have taken you up on it. Other anon really missed out

not sure if anyone remembers me but I'm the older girl who wants to take an 19-23 yr old inexperienced boy and blow him until he comes so hard he nearly faints.
Then teach him the proper way to please a woman so that years later any future girl he beds thinks he's a god in bed.

That is a major fantasy of mine

>>1994349

I'm 24 and decently experienced, but it was pretty much just one girl with a few scattered one-nighters. New England?

"Consex" (that's one word) is a very specific thing that is only interesting to two classes of people:

1) virgins
2) whores/manwhores

>>1994349
i'm 21 and still a virgin, care to try me?

>>1994349

I'm already a god.

>>1994366
Sorry, I'm southeastern

>>1994378
One thing I don't do is virgins. Two reasons, someone has to have wanted to fuck you first. If no one wants to, then I'm staying away. There's a reason no one has yet and until you figure it out I will not pop your cherry.
Reason two is that virgins have little to no idea what they like, when they are about to blow their load, or can hold it back a little longer. You just aren't familiar with how your body responds to stimulation from others yet. It'll happen but not yet.

>>1994447
congrats then

>>1994349
20 years old. Have done it a couple times, but I'd still consider myself very inexperienced (especially compared to all my friends). You live anywhere near virginia?

>>1994467

Are you cute? Maybe an experienced man will show you.

>>1994349

Try this: 24 and nowhere near the ballpark thanks to life throwing me some curveballs, but willing to learn in order to land the woman of my dreams.

I'm in Texas.

>>1994349
I'm 24 and too experienced for you, but on behalf of all men I'd like to thank you for being willing to train the noobs

actually some virgins are quite good on their first trip out, whilst some guys who has been around the block a few times are COMPLETELY USELESS in bed, maybe they got it by being pity fucks

Girl virgin here.
Is being a virgin really so bad?
I've had guys hit on me/tell me I'm cute, and it was really obvious sex was available if I gave the go ahead, but I was so fucking freaked out about being a virgin, I didn't go for it, even though one of the guys was really hot.
Is this bad? What should virgins... do? I don't know how to put it.

>>1994696

do what your head and your heart tell you to.

assuming they ever agree. usually they don't lol.

alot of -retarded- guys think being with a virgin is a great thing. Sex with any new partner takes a while to get used to for both of you. maybe being in a realtionship would be better for your confidence than a hook up

>>1994696
Stop with that stupid fucking attitude now. Your virginertia is going to keep your hymen intact well into your 30s if you don't just fuck a guy.

I actually cheated on a longterm girlfriend to lose my virginity. Met a chick on craigslist. I loved my girlfriend and wanted to stay with her, but she WOULD NOT PUT OUT and I was not going to remain a virgin. Honestly I felt no remorse at the time and still don't feel bad to this day for having done it. Obviously from the past tense we've since broken up, but it was unrelated and she still doesn't know.

>>1994704
It's not an attatude, it's a fear. Maybe I worded my post wrong?
The fact that I -am- a virgin is what is keeping me from having sex. As in- will this potential fuck buddy not fuck me because I am a virgin? I'm not scared to lose my virginity- it's that I am a virgin.

>>1994703
Yeah.. Except for the fact that relationships are a lot harder to come by then hookups.

>>1994711

in other words you as a female are scared you won't get laid _because_ you are a virgin?

if this is a troll i gives you 8/10

>>1994713
Yeah. I am.

hate. virgins.

Lose it to some guy you don't care about then u wont havta worry about losing the hot guy to your virginities. Just pretend he's Ralph Fiennes and pull the covers over your head.

>>1994732

Not the same as the other virgin, I'm a different one, but loosing my virginity to Ralph Fiennes? That is a fucking terrifying idea, everybody knows he's a man whore. I'd probably catch gonorrhea.

>>1994737
EVERYONE KNOWS VOLDERMORT GETS DEM BITCHES

But likewise. :<
Unless he was wearing his nazi uniform. Then I might.

Did someone need me to megaburst their hymen?

>>1994747

I totally wanna be a cute chick who turns into a horny dude at night. That sounds like so much fun. I'd stick it in anything.

>>1994711
>>1994715
Don't ask, don't tell.

True story.

I went with a group of friends to Animeboston two years ago. There was this really fucking annoying kid in the group that somehow got himself invited and he was going to meet some girl there he met on the forum. They agreed to cosplay the same series together until she met him and found out he was a weeboo XL. He stalked her through the whole con and wouldnt leave her side so she kept ducking him when he wandered by. I was out looking for my brother while dressed in a costume he made to show off. ( Some knight costume with a cloak from some series I dont remember) and I ran into her. She pleaded with me to hide her from that disgusting troll so I wrapped my cape around her and pulled her close. The fag tapped my shoulder and asked me if I'd seen her to which I replied no though it was obvious I had someone under my large cloak. The idiot wandered off and I stayed there with her with my arms still around her. It got a bit weird at first but then she and I started talking and hit it off so off to the hotel room we went. We wore each other out that night and the next day I woke up to my brother smiling as the girl and I were in bed and she was naked except for her wig and laid out with her tits showing. My brother informs me that the kid had come in and saw us in bed sleeping nude and stormed off. He took the bus back to springfield that day and I've never seen him again.

Such a happy ending.

>>1994467
20, southeastern. going to afo. u down?

>>1994696
Speaking as one, I must say most guys don't care if the girl's a virgin. In fact it would probably turn them on more if she was not 18 or 19 and was still one.

>>1995272
Cool story bro.

>>1995272
hahaha! owned. My friend could have had a similar story, but the weeaboo in question was actually our good friend, so he couldnt do it

>>1995392
I'm 18 and still a virgin. FUCK.

This thread is 3 DAYS OLD.

This thread really is full of Cool Stories Bro and Whores. I want that armor girl back in here to tell us more about her sweet and darling love story!

Armor girl! Where are you!

>>1995400
i know! i can't believe a thread i started is still alive without me being the one to bump it

I'm kind of embarrassed about this story, because it makes me seem like a total whore, when I'm not one. I met this guy at a con once, and I thought he was really cute in a nerdy way. I tried talking to him, but he was just mumble something and brush me off. I found out from one of his friends that he had a stutter and was incredibly self conscious and shy.

For some reason, it was a huge turn on for me, which is odd because I usually go for confident guys. The more I flirted with him, the redder his face got and the more he tried to push me away. At a party that night, I got frustrated, pulled him into the bathroom with me and threw myself at him. After that he was more than happy to be around me. He spent the night in my room. I felt bad the next day because I had left scratch marks all over his back, but he didn't seem to mind.

We've kept in touch, but he lives pretty far from me, so I haven't seen him since. It's a shame, because I think I fell for him a little. :(

>>1995416
the only whorey part about it was how u got pissed that tact wasn't working so you just went primal.

>>1995272

>>1995416
Don't be daft, it doesn't make you sound like a whore! Honestly it's refreshing that people are being open and honest rather than criticising each other for having a sex life.

>>1995416
It sounds a lot like my friend at first, but he's never been so lucky. He really deserves it though, more than anyone I know.

>>1995420
I know, that's the worst part! He's the only guy that I behaved like that with. I just wanted him so badly and nothing was working and I forgot about being "classy".

It was completely worth it, though, so I guess I can take being called a whore.

>>1995272
Even if this is completely fabricated, it is completely awesome. Especially the part about her wig still being on.

Nothing quite like a girl naked in bed, sleeping, with her luscious breasts uncovered.

>>1995416
>>1995440
For some reason, this does more for me than the armor girl story.

>>1995440
The only people calling you a whore are the guys who weren't worth your time to fuck and the girls that couldn't manage to get some hot sausage of their own that weekend.

>luscious breasts

Really? You REALLY talk like that?

>>1995440
you misunderstood. I said it was slightly whorey, not because of the lack of "class," but because of the reason you abandoned your scruples.

It's the disillusion of being classy that has girls going dickless more often than they should. You can be classy, and still show a guy you're dtf. It happened to me in my con sex experience.

Just use your words instead of your body. some guys are too dense for good flirting, so just be a little more obvious, he'll come around

>>1995463
I understood what you meant, I guess I didn't word my response right. And I totally agree that it was whorey.

>>1995416
haha i bet he fucked you furiously

>>1995416
MOAR

>>1995399
Huh? No, don't feel bad about that at all. That's totally natural.

But seeing as I am one too but *cough* ten years your elder, I would still like to have sex with a virgin someday, however most girls my age aren't anymore and I'm probably too old for the younger ones.

That said if you're really a girl and match up with some of my kinks and are not a cow we'd prolly be able to hook up.

>>1995400
Isn't it amazing?! And after such a rough start too.

>>1995490
The only reason I haven't lost it yet is because none of the guys I've been with have wanted to have sex with me. I've been told a couple times that they would "feel bad" because I'm so "delicate". It's really getting frustrating.

>>1995506
where u from?
what con u goin to next?

>>1995469
Not at all, really. I tried to at first, but he slowed me down. I tried switching to different positions, too, but he kept going back to missionary because he wanted to look at my face and kiss me. It was really sweet.

>>1995482
I'm hesitant to give too many details, because I know he would be embarrassed by me posting this.

>>1995506
I myself would love to rock the world of a "delicate" looking chick. What's wrong with those people?!

>>1995519
D'AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

>>1994711
You don't want to lose your virginity to some dude who just wants a quick lay. However, if you meet a nice guy chances are you can get him to have sex with you. If you have some attraction to each other that's beyond just lust, you can probably feel safe telling him you're a virgin and ask him if he'd go easy and slow.

Yeah, some guys won't do a virgin because... hell, I have no idea why. Many guys (like myself) have no problems with virgins and are more than happy to gently ease you into womanhood.

>>1995519
ugh. you're story was awesome but that post just killed it.

>>1995461 Really? You REALLY talk like that?
Is my diction to eloquent for you?

Female virgin here, too. I'm worried that when I finally do lose my virginity, I won't orgasm because I've used toys...big toys.

>>1995519
Pleaseeeeeeeeee post more!

>>1995519
tell me you gave this guy a blow job. or at least a hand job.

>>1995557
Well even though you might be stretched out a bit, your clit still works, right? You should be fine...

>>1995557
Well don't worry about the toys. I takes practice between you and your partner to learn to make each other have an orgasm. Even guys can't always come in all cases. Don't feel disappointed if you don't come when you lose your virginity. It'll happen, though! Just keep practicing with your guy. Or guys.

>>1995565
lol @ you trying to get with every virgin in this thread

>>1995564
Oh, I went down on him. I usually don't like to at all, but he was so cute and kept stroking my head softly and playing with my hair. He tried to tell me I was pretty, but had a hard time because of me on his dick + his stutter. So I went to the bed and pulled him on top of me and we started having sex.

God, I'm getting excited just thinking about it. I wish we could talk on the phone...

>>1995593
I'll talk to you about it on the phone =]

I can even stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter for you, b-b-b-b-baby.

>>1995463

>You can be classy, and still show a guy you're dtf.

This. Pretty much this. All of it.

AX'09 was this. A lot of this.


>>1995557

You have to understand, an orgasm takes place because of two stimuli. Physical and emotional stimuli.

When you masturbate, you create a scene in your mind of how you want to do something erotic, and that in turn gets the gears going. Orgasms take place in the brain, so don't forget that if you are at a "still" state of mind when you're not thinking anything, you can't really make yourself orgasm usually by just really stimulating that area. Now, touching that may lead you to think, "Fuck this is my vagina/dick, and there is stuff going on down there" and that may lead you to think into something erotic, but anyway.

Just as you can get off to an orgasm with 85% stimulation and 15% emotional arousal, the opposite can hold true. The moment can just be so arousing without having to touch yourself much, that you're halfway past the plateau stage, on your way to that sweet O.

You can't bake a cake with just cake batter, you gotta stir and cook it. So you still do need some physical stimulation, even if its just 1%, if you manage to emotionally get 99% of the way there.

As long as it equals 100%, that's all that counts. Don't worry about them big toys, if you find the right guy that can look at you in the eye and captivate you with how sexually compatible and right you are for eachother, the moments and the things that distinguish sex with this person will more than make up for it. Besides, physically having something in front of you is just that much more emotionally arousing than just imagining it in your head, thus less stimulation is actually necessary. (see: virgins who're pro at masturbation for hours on end, but their first sexual experience ends in 5 minutes, thats what happened to me, no lie)

>>1995584
how do u know it's the same guy? you could be lumping in my one attempt with his others, lol

>>1995603

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

>>1995593

I really find this endearing for some reason. It really warms my heart to see that, I don't know why.

Its kinda sexy, in a weird way.

>>1995440

There's nothing wrong with that. We're human beings, in the end we all have our needs. People who fingerpoint and call others whores deep down inside are just bitter people that can't overcome their fear of being judged, and envy those that do.

If you're going to be careful and watch who you have sex with, do it for personal reasons, not for reasons to appease a crowd. Do it because you don't want to catch an STD, do it because you want to make sure this person is worth your time, do it because maybe you just aren't in the mood to have sex and you legitimately only want to meet people on a casual friendly platonic basis.

>>1995610
>>1995565

I don't give a fuck about any of you guys, I call the delicate chick.

>>1995593
oh fuck i came

Jesus. My posts were long. I guess the one time every few months /cgl/ collectively gets horny and starts a sex thread, I turn serious for once. I like talking about sex.

>>1995616
fuck u. i'm >>1995610 and she was my 1 attempt! lol

What I've learned from this thread:
1) Guys with stutters are great in bed
2) Masa masturbates too much

I've only been with one virgin, and it was horrible. She didn't tell me she was one until later, which is unfortunate, cause I was moving at regular speed, and got offended when she didn't do her part, so I just half assed it and ended early.

She also failed to tell me about her latex allergy, which apparently sucked for her the next few days

>>1995625
Those posts were the first time I ever cared for you.

>>1995629

I do about twice a day. I'm not really making this up.

Wow. I really hope random chick and stutter boy get together. That was the sweetest thing I ever read.

>>1995638
how many girls have you been with? i'm curious.

>>1995632
Being a virgin, she probably didn't know.

Amusing to see /cgl/ in heat, but given that it really is 90%+ female here, unsurprising.

>>1995608
Damn, I want to lose my virginity to Masa, now.

>>1995645

I wanna guess at 13-14. Let's go with the conservative number. *nod*

>>1995650

I've never broken someone's virginity before..but I guess I'd be careful, the same way I handle carefully with girls I can bottom out with.

Bottoming out for me means: Going far in and being thick enough that you can hit their cervix. The trick is to thrust as close as you can to that point without going too deep or too hard. Gauge her reactions and thrust accordingly. I know this sounds scientific but when you're actually on the field and in person, its pretty intuitive, kind of like playing Wii sports.

>>1995593

You must've felt awesome, blowing a guy so good he couldn't talk. Even if there was a stutter, you must've felt like a sex goddess.

Does my heart good that a shy guy like that can get himself noticed that way.

>>1995660 kind of like playing Wii sports

Best metaphor for sex, EVER.

>>1995665

Next time you have sex, you will think of the 4 second Wii sports theme right before it happens.

>>1995664
Honestly, yeah, it felt pretty great.

He was in normal clothes, so I probably wouldn't have noticed him except for the fact that his friend started hitting on me.

His friend was really cool when he noticed I was more interested in his stuttering buddy, though. He bowed out so I could make a move, and was the one who invited me to the party later.

>>1995660

That could all be boiled down to communication. Listening, watching, feeling, and not being afraid to make your own noise or call out something that feels good does wonders for everyone involved. This way, you will be remembered as a great fuck, even if you're poorly endowed or largely inexperienced.

The rest is commentary.

Unless it's your first time. 10:1 chance it'll be awkward at one point or another, but just stay confident and keep it up.

>>1995272
Assuming this is true. Was the kids name Joe S? Just giving the first letter of his last name to protect the dumb asses privacy.

To this day I kind of feel like a whore for this one.
The con fell on the same weekend that my birthday was, and surprise, surprise, my entire family forgot it. I also ran into my ex boyfriend who bawwwed about wanting me back, when I had no interest in him. At the con I met this guy. I dunno, he was chunky but I was interested in him. We spent the whole day flirting, and since I'm pretty dense about shit, I knew he wanted it when we went on a trip to kinkos (he invited me) to print some things.
Later that night, things got a little heated. He gave me a back rub, which automatically turns me on. At some point we went up to his room and started doing it.
It kind of sucked though. It was in the dark, we had to be silent because his roommate was sleeping, and then we had to do it on the bathroom floor (I tried bending over the counter, but I was too short, my feet couldn't touch the ground)

I didn't get to orgasm. But it was better than any other sex I've had since then (which is kind of sad), and I still have a crush on the guy, but nothing has happened since then (and it's been a few years)

Even though I didn't cum, it was fucking amazing, I still want his damn cock so badly it drives me nuts.

>>1995675
IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO GET THIS GUY LAID

>>1995672
i hate you.

>>1995675

What a bro! That whole story is heartwarming. Good people finding good people.

>>1995690
not really. his friend backed down and invited the girl to a party.
yeah, everyone was helping. even the village idiot and the town crier. /sarcasm

>>1995680

I'm not too loud, I think. Maybe I should work on that.

"RIDE ME LIKE SEABISCUIT, OH GOD YEAH..."

Lemme ask someone I know if I'm loud, see what she thinks.

And yeah, I agree. Being an active participator is good, but don't overdo it either, or else it'll feel like crummy porn.

C'MON, C'MON TOSHI. C'MON. FIRST RATE CUNT LAPPING

I was drunk and made out with a 14 year old girl before I found out she was 14.

I ran out of that hallway so fast...

>>1995704

Oh, hell ya. Everything in moderation, mah boi. A lot of the best communication is non-verbal: shivering, pulling and pushing, faster breathing, facial expressions, whimpering or moaning, etc.

Being sensitive to everything going on is really key, because then you know how to respond, or if you should respond at all. That's where it becomes art, and the artists are the ones they remember.

>>1995714

So would that make me...a Con Artist? :33333

>>1995735

Do ho ho ho!

>>1995735
HAR HAR HAR

>>1995687
You must be really short. BTW, that's pretty hot. I love me some short chicks. But I digress.

Learn to fuck in many different positions. There's plenty of stuff to lean against, push against, hold on to, and lay or sit on in a hotel bathroom. Personally (and I'm a guy) having fun and being creative while having sex is more important than actually having an orgasm.

>>1995660
My one gf actually liked the cervical pounding. I was surprised. Made me feel "big" if you know what I mean. For me it's always about pleasing the woman. Feeling a girl shudder in orgasm or gasp for breath because I'm making her feel so good is the best part of sex.

>>1995762
excuse me anon, but are you me?

noooooo!! auto-sage!!!

>>1995779
OP here. I did the revival last time, now I'm passing the ball. restart the thread since we hit the limit

>>1995787

Did we bottom out? :D

continuing in >>1995827