Way to troll.

/r/ 4ng31 version.

>>1944578

Only if OP pic has a picture of a Master chief helmet and a huge bottle of jager.

girl in OP's pic is damn ugly....
also fail troll. Try harder.

Ohh Jonny So Cash. Don't you know you're supposed to be back in /b/? Or, more fitting, six feet under? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash

god you're pale.

>>1944578
C'est moi et mon sac de baguettes.

dear karen, i'm agonna punch you in the face.

Are there really people replying to this thread seriously?

Really?

Hey guys,

My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.

Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!

Pic Related: It's me.

>>1944719
>>1944755
Whoops, forgot the Jager.

My name is xX||MLG BxR SlAy3R||Xx, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, insane in the membrane, no-lifes who spend every second of their day taking forever to get a Sergeant. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Kilamanjaros? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of MLG because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best head shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and xxXx rAp3 ur faze xXxx clan. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to level your 10's"? I also get a cash K/D ratios, and have a banging hot level 50 (I just got it on my 15th gamertag; crap was SO cash). You are all n00bs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my level 50.

>>1944787
Darnit. Now I'm in the mood for pickles.

Hello Citizens of the Internet,

My name is Christian Weston Chandler, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mean, shithead, PEANUTS who spend every second of their day twisting my words around and consuming your ego. All I want to do is find my sweetheart. Honestly, have any of you ever bought yourself a my little pony figure to understand girls better? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of my insecurities, but you all take to a whole new icky and mean level. My wooden badge was delicious.

Don't be a homosexual. It's icky and bad and God won't like you. I'm pretty much just a sap chump loser. I am the creator of Sonichu (he blew me last night, it was SO cash!). What other sports do you play other than the cruel game of KICK THE AUTISTIC and THAT WAS CRYSTAL WITH THE EYES CENSORED NOT MEGAN. MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!!! Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my sweet heart

>>1944732
>>1944736
>>1944739
>>1944751
>>1944757
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU SAGING JESUS FUCK.

>>1944759

you're one of them.

>>1944805
Because they're newfags. I'm not saging to annoy you :3

Hey Oshi, post that pic of your moomba cosplay with the Selphie and Rinoa cosplayers. I just had the greatest idea...

>>1944805
Hide thread. Problem Solved.

>>1944810
Hurr hurr. Replying in a serious manner. Poasting in a thread of fail is not replying to OP.

Hey Sodomizers,

My name is Tulio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, idiotic, conquistadors who spend every second of their day flogging innocent men. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gold? I mean, I guess it's fun conquering the skin on our backs because of your own inabilities to navigate, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to carvings of Chel.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best whip. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the elite fencers’ union, and fight better than my partner’s sister. What games do you play, other than "get the armadillo into the hole"? I also have all the plans, and have a banging hot partner in crime (He just blew me; Shit was SO pesetas). You are all disciples of Corteś who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for losing the game.

Pic Related: It's me and my Parcheesi

>>1944813
Consider me giddy with excitement.

>>1944840
That makes 2 of us.

>>1944829
No matter how old these copypastas and spin-offs get, this one has to be the best so far.

Hey, er...

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and my neighbor.

>>1944877
okay that just made me daw~

>>1944822

HURR HURR you're still replying.

Hey FurFaggots,

My name is Oshi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, neckbeards who spend every second of their day dressing up as stupid ORIGUNAL characters. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any human pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making drawings of gay animal porn and pretending your a female kitsune-wolf hybrid with super powers because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to antros on Disney's Robin Hood

Be a stranger. Don't hit me with your "best shot". I'm pretty much perfect. I was judge of a anime con masquerade (Fucking Hare Hare Yukai), and Blaziken of Team Maguma. What costumes do you wear, other than "homosexual semen smelling fursuit"? I also get straight Hand Stitches, and have a sort-of hot Rinoa and Selphie (They just glomped me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitches.

>>1944888

>>1944891
I... I...

...

Wow.

>>1944891
win

>>1944917
don't know if thats means its spot on or bad.

This thread

>>1944924
I am flabbergasted by how outstanding that is. Good show.

>>1944935
I am flabbergasted by you using the word flabbergasted.

Hey Joestars,

My name is Dio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are buff, retarded, look-alikes who spend every second of their day trying to master the ripple. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any superpowers by just using a stone mask? I mean, I guess it's fun killing vampires because of your own immunity to sunlight, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best overdrive. I'm pretty much perfect. I was runner of the Hugh Hudson Academy rugby team, and master of my own zombie army. What fightingstyles do you use, other than "emitting ripples from your body"? I can also regenerate, and have a banging steam roller combo (I just used it; Za Warudo was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

Pic Related: It's me and my Stand

>>1944891
SO WIN!

Aww man, does anyone have the Japanese bushido version of this?

>>1944891

>>1944957
>>1944877

Hey Untermenschen,

My name is Ludwig, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, undisciplined, no-lifes who spend every second of their day without the tiniest piece of efficiency. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever started a worldwar? I mean, I guess it's fun spending your life in front of a computer but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having Italy as an ally.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm training hard every day, and am the starter of my Axis. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get praise from the Führer himself, and have three cool dogs (They just....did things I won't tell you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should get gassed. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitches

Tone it down Bruder

>>1944829
i'm dying

>>1944986
DOITSUUUUUUU

>>1945019

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

>>1945034

???? WHAT'S THE MATTER DOITSU

>>1945040

You're browsing dubious sites while you are supposed to be training, you lazy fuck! That's the matter!!!

>>1945080

BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO GO GET SUM PASTA WITH ME LATER OOOON DOITSU.

...b-besides i'm tired of eating that gross wurst and mushy potatoes...

>>1945080
NEEDS MOAR PASTA

>>1944986
Hey Untermenschen,

Mein Name ist Ludwig und ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch. Jeder von euch ist ein fetter, undisziplinierter Niemand ohne Leben der jede Sekunde seines Tages ohne auch nur das winzigste Stück von Effizienz verbringt. Ihr seid all das Schlechte auf der Welt. Wirklich, hat irgendjemand von euch schonmal einen Weltkrieg angefangen? Ich meine, es ist amüsant sein Leben vor einem Computer zu verbringen, aber ihr alle bringt es auf ein ganz neues Level. Das soagr schlimmer als Italien als Verbündeten zu haben.

Versucht es ruhig mit euren besten Sprüchen mich fertig zu machen. Ich bin so ziemlich perfekt. Ich trainiere jeden Tag hart, und habe die Axenmächte gegründet. Welcehn Sport macht ihr denn schon außer "sich einen zu nackten, gezeichneten Japaner einen runterholen"? Ich werde sogar vom Fühere selbst gelobt, und habe drei ausergewöhnliche Hunde (die gerade...Dinge gemacht haben, die ich nicht erwähnen werde; Mann war das Reichsmark). Ihr seid alle Sodomisten die man vergasen sollte. Danke für eure aufmerksamkeit.

Bild Themenverwandt : Das bin ich mit meinen Hündinnen

fixd

>>1944986
Man, you're the worst neighbour ever.

>>1945089

You brother will be happy to hear that

Straight A's? Yeh Okay. You must go to a junior college. And your girlfriend looks ugly/sluttish and you look like a tool. Who rocks blowouts like that anymore? And your very skinny with a big forehead and a weird hairline.

>>1945280

Way to be a newfag.

>>1945283
There are sure to be more in the shadows!

So I suppose, hunger, disease, and war are good then?

What is this shit.

ARCHIVE THE HETALIA, NAOOO

Hey Buddies

My name is Jackoff, and I actually adore every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day dressing up as stupid cartoon charaters (and I want to be just like that...plus I can't spell). You are everything bad in the world (Thus why I am writing HERE about it). Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? (Like I do with my Cat?) I mean, I guess it's fun making clothes and pretending your someone else because of your own insecurities (as I do with my 2inch...), but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook (which I seem to be the only one that does that).

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot (because I AM Pat Benatar) . I'm pretty much perfect (which of course is Laughable) . I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team (so I am a super cool Jock with a strap and thus is SO important) . What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? (Like no one else does any sports or anything). I also get straight A's (In Cosmetics, Douchbaggerie and Fancy Cloths because I am so Bi) , and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash, and yes I just did say that...no I am not Bi...NO I am NOT). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves (like I want to). Thanks for listening (because you care).

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>1944986
Bro you're not doing it right AT ALLL

SUP PUSSIES,

My name is Gilbert, and I'm fuckin busting a gut laughing at you all. All of you are sissy, girly, dandy boys who wish you were as manly as me. For the love of Fritz, grow a pair. Honestly, have any of you ever measured your dicks? I mean, I guess in some universe sittin playing the piano is cool. Not. This is even worse than that sonofabitch England's cooking.

Don't be a weiner!!! Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a teutonic knight, and a fuckin hugeass chunk of Europe. What land did you own? I also win Oktoberfest's wurst & beer ingesting contests every goddamn year! Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

archive this shit!

Laguna,

Laguna laguna, laguna laguna laguna. Laguna laguna, laguna laguna laguna laguna laguna. Laguna laguna. Laguna, laguna laguna? Laguna, laguna laguna laguna laguna laguna laguna, laguna laguna. Laguna laguna laguna laguna.

Laguna laguna. Laguna laguna laguna. Laguna. Laguna laguna, laguna laguna. Laguna laguna, laguna "laguna laguna laguna"? Laguna laguna, laguna laguna laguna (Laguna laguna; laguna LAGUNA laguna). Laguna laguna laguna. Laguna.

Laguna: Laguna laguna.

>>1945897
+1

>>1944557

Hello, Faggots,

My name is Balthier, and I have fucked every single one of your sisters. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wishing you could be me. You are everything retarded in the world. Honestly, do any of you look as good in leather pants as I do? I mean, I guess it's reasonable, given how completely badass and sexy I am and how floppy your dicks are, but you are taking this to a whole new level. This is even worse than anything I've found Vaan doing.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm definitely better than you. I was a fucking Imperial Judge, and the best goddamn sky pirate there is. What kind of booty have you stolen lately, aside from the odd Rust Knot and the Bangaa down the road? I also have ridiculously high HP, and have a fucking Bunny Girl for a girlfriend (we just fucked in the back of the Strahl. Shit was so gil). You are all faggots who should just go piss off a Behemoth King. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bunny babe

>>1945897

Hahaha THIS. Playing FF8 right now.

>>1945924


GLORIOUS.

>>1945924
God, Balthier is just so hot!

>>1944557

>>1945924

A+++ Would Laugh Again.

>>1945924
i fucking lold

>>1945897
>>1945924
rofl

>>1944935
good to know you are not dissapoint

Hey Faggots,

My name is Light, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day dressing up as stupid cartoon charaters. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making clothes and pretending your someone else because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the tennis team, and God of the New World. What social change have you brought on lately? I also get straight A's, and have a famous girlfriend that'd do anything for me (She just blew me; Shit was alright). You are all faggots who will be dying of heart attacks sometime in the near future. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of my bitches.

>>1948303
fuckin lol'd

>>1945550

...why did I know you were browsing /cgl/.. why did I know...Bruder?
Please don't tell me this was you.
I already got this bad feeling when I had to clean up the mess you made with the papier-mache...

Hey Faggots,
My name is Yamato "Matt" Ishida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at a scaled-down version of the Digital World. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a Digimon that can kill a Dark Master in one-hit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Aerisdies.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in an extremely popular rock band, and my Digimon can Digivolve to Mega. What can your Digimon do, other than "sit around all day in its own Digi-filth?" I'm also an astronaut who was the first person on Mars, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO proDigious). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>1948337
LOL
DIGIFILTH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLMYCUNTLOLOL
RUB IT I AM SAD

>>1948335
I-I TOTALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT, BRUDER!

HAHA

fleeing now

>>1944755

C'est moi et mon panier de baguette.
Fix'd.

>>1948337
I lold hard at proDigious. I like this thread!

>>1948337
Fuck you Matt.

Hey Earth,

My name is The Master, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mortal, retarded, primates who spend every second of their day struggling to do basic space travel. You are everything bad in the Universes. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten outside this Solar System in the 21st? I mean, I guess it's fun making shitty ships and relying on The Doctor to save you because of your inferior securities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than relying on alien technology to advance your own.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot (I can just regenerate). I'm pretty much perfect. I was protector of the Cruciform, and chosen by the Time Vortex. What roles do you play, other than "get your ass handed to you by Daleks"? I also get straight A's at TimeLord Academy, and have a sleek and hot Laser Scredriver (It just aged The Doctor many years; Shit was SO painful). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves (After I'm done with you). Thanks for using the Archangel Network.

Pic Related: It's me and my Laser Screwdriver.

>>1944557
I've seen this photo before in an entirely different pasta, OP, one that had the same overall gist to it. You fail.

P.S. Your mom's calling upstairs, pizza's here.

Hey weaklings,

My name is Mr.Satan, and Im stronger than every single one of you. All of you are weak, retarded, whimps who spend every second of their day using shitty effects and pretending to actually fight.You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever won a fight? I mean, I guess it's fun making fancy light tricks and pretending your someone else because you cant compare to the champ, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse benching only 150.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was owner of my own gym winner of the cell games and even the world grand tournament. Who can you defeat buu? Oh wait that was me! I also got straight A's, and have my own announcer (he just interviewed me; angle was SO good). You are all whimps who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Remember to buy my merchandise im the worlds greatest HAHAHAHAHAHAHA not some lame gold haired freak who uses tricks like some people!!!

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Yo yo John motha fuckin' homeboy tappin dem hos werd up man.

Yeah I kno what it b like tappin' dem hos (I dont mess wit the motha fuckin' dick suckin anymore mayn tha shits gets old my hos are all good but shit dawg I had th' best dont be hatin' or frontin' just sayin' tha shit no longer turns me on, only dat ass and dem boobs)

I dont need tplay all tha motha fuckin' sports 'n shit we used to beat the motha fuckin' hell outta the white ass football playas. Werd, all of us Green Pickle men used to fuck some shit UP WERD UP! Ya'll have hollow guns on yo arms y'diggin' my shit dont b hatin tho.

Holla back at me sometime John tho werd I will give yo some tight ass tips on tappin dat ass (and I talkin' about motha fuckin' hotties not that over make upd bullshit in yo pic werd I'd tap it but tha shit is so fake and I bet she have a flat ass werd dem tittes be nice tho.)

Holla.

>>1945924
Bravo, sir, bravo

>>1949066
I lol'd

Hey Faggots,
I'M OLD GREGG

>>1949700
you'll be needing this

>>1949066
one of the more lol worthy

this threads still alive?

>>1946226
>>1946229
>>1946471
>>1946485
>>1947081
>>1949257

hay lol i made a funny


Sage for not contributing shit.

>>1949066

Salt in the Wound Dude

lmfao this was hilarious