Man, all I have to do is think about Chris-chan to feel good about my life.

http://linkbee.com/4chan

>>1939997
Oh God... That's someone's daughter.. Some horrible parent bought all that shit for her..Some.....JESUS CHRIST SHE SEALED HER GUINEA PIG IN A ZIPLOC BAG?!

>>1940015
I feel bad for loling

I can handle everything here excet for those socks with those shoes. Ugh

>>1939997
Is that a shit stain on her shirt? THAT takes talent.

I can't believe those lovely shoes are paired up with that AWFUL EVERYTHING ELSE. Jesus christ. Yuck.

I fucking hate weeaboos. Especially the one's dressing up with "decora" style. Jesus Christ.

>>1940213
If that's supposed to be decora, I'm pretty sure she's doing it wrong.

What is this I don't even

>>1939997
When I knew Krissy, she used to go out in public. In that.

>>1940271
I feel your shame too.
And oh, I hate also these weeaboos who try to make-up their eyes to look like asian. And then they write shit in japanese, probably with google translator. THE FUCK THE EVEN KNOW JAPANESE, YOU WAPANESE PRICKS.

>>1940278
*they
too much rage.

>>1939999
MEGAN IS THAT YOU

>>1940278
Oh the stories I could tell about Krissy, I went to the same high school as her.

Weeaboo hate thread? COUNT ME IN.

Here's some fuel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG00frHMU60

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ELRI2znok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSvBkytQ5PQ

>>1940284
oooooh do tell

>>1940284
Seconding story request

>>1940286

>♥How to wear Loose socks...By Tefy.. xD♥
>♥Nyappy Decora X-mas Tree~
>Narusasu Makeout at Tekkoshocon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-skgmBYCM&feature=channel_page

makes me rage. goddamn wapanese.
only words wapanese tend to know are "kawaii" and every other stupid weeaboo words.

>>1940288
>>1940294
Not the same person as >>1940284

I know she's slit her wrists for attention. Also her mother buys her anything she wants so she'll stop whining.

Whoops forgot the name. :>
Well, she was pulled out of school, ALOT. Her attendance was shit poor and whenever I asked why she would get defensive and generally be rude. She didn't have many friends, maybe 3 or 2 and the one day she came in wearing 'decora' she was ridiculed to the bone. She was a friend of a friend, really and I moved before actually getting to see the shit she got up to then she left, because she was going to be 'home-schooled'.

>>1940304
Most of these was stories were my old friends, so I don't know if they're true or not.

she looks like midget.

>>1940304
I thought she went to a catholic school. How the shit did she wear decora?

>>1940319
I wouldn't know, this is a story from my old high school friend. Though, I did see Krissy in her Miku costume at a con.

Weaboos are pretty bad, but you don't know the Great Headshake until you know LARPers. Seriously. I have known these people for something like 7 years and most of them are in the exact same place, acting the exact same way, giving up EVERYTHING for the chance to be an elf once a month. EPIC WIN, GUYS.

ughhhh I remember going to school once in decora because I liked the style... (I was a stupid freshman)
I still feel ashamed to this very day.

The anime club in my area is full of weeaboos only.
I avoid them like the plague, yet they still manage to find me at conventions.

I wouldn't hate them so much if they actually tried with their costumes, apparently they're too retarded to learn how to sew.

Picture very related. It's three of about ten of them.

>>1939997

I know 'decora fashion' can be pretty random, but the outfit still has to flow together in some way. Krissy's attempt is shit. It's like she raided a Good Will.

Secretly, my weeaboos friends make me feel better about myself.

Anybody on CGL claiming not to be a 'weeaboo' needs a fucking reality check.

You people certainly entertain me with your holier-than-thou hypocrisy on a consistent basis. Wake up.

I had 2 of the worst Weeaboo's I've ever seen in my graduating class. One was in love with inu-yasha for a long time, so we nicknamed her inu-girl, but when Full metal alchemist came out she went ape shit over it, and still is. She calls her friends by the characters names, and dresses like a super fail closet Ed at least once a week.
The other girl really liked Shino from Naruto, she'd dress and act like him daily.

I've dressed decora before a few years ago for the japanese culture club at my high school and it actually didn't look like shit because I understand that JUST BECAUSE ITS RANDOM DOESN'T MEAN IT WORKS.

>>1940435

What you think a weeaboo is: SUPAH KAWAII DESU~NEE???????///
What everyone else does: Watching anime and playing vidya is pretty fun, when I have the time.

WTF. All this stuff I'm reading in this thread is shit I was pretty certain got your ass kicked in HS. What has happened to public schools?

>>1940463

Dressing up like a fairy might draw attention, but actual bullies are more concerned with their own ball bustin' grounds. Middle-tier nerds always get away with acting like faggots if some genuine retard can act as a distraction.

>>1940319
i go to a catholic school, they're arent all that strict.
there are tons of weabs at my school who think their value village visual kei is "SUPAH KAWWWIAAAIIII ^___________^" but most of the faculty dont care.

OH MY GOD my favorite weeaboo was a girl who insisted she was not a weeaboo. 'OH MY GOD I HATE WEEABOOS! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!' yet she never missed a con, dressed in that fucktarded decora fashion, commissioned a $1000 limebarb costume, took japanese for 8 years and sprinkled it in her sentences liberally, and sucked dick with every other weeaboo she knew except for male ones because they were OMG SCARY. all the while prancing about and calling anyone who mentioned anime or cosplay a giant weeaboo. AND SHE WASN'T JOKING.

god help me she was annoying.

Everyone on /cgl/ is a weaboo. It's just to what extent.

People like the OP pic make semi-normal weaboos look retarded. I hate being associated with fail like her, but I'm not going to drop my interest in cosplay and anime just because there are fucks like her out there to ruin it for the rest of us.
I would never embarrass myself by wearing that shit out of my home (Or at all). Especially if it looked like that.
I prefer to keep my weaboo-ness to a minimum when out in public. Sure, I have a few anime keychains and pins on my bag, but that's not the same as flaunting horribly made closet cosplay out in the mall as if saying "LOOK AT ME, I'M DIFFERENT AND PROUD DESU~. NO HATERZ PLZ."

in b4 "stfu weaboo faggot"

Does being half japanese make you a weeaboo?

>>1940490

You tell me.

Are you 'kawaii'?

>>1940487
this. every word of it. everyone is EVERYTHING to an extent. no one is truly NOT something as we're all human.

when it comes to anime stuff i wear it in small amounts. I'll wear a vongola ring, maybe a dog tag, or wrist band. I'll even wear my anime shirts. but i don't have a decked out backpack that i take to school stocked with manga 24/7

Gotta take shit in small doses.

>>1940493
The fuck I am. I'd smack the shit out of anyone who says kawaii.

There's nothing worse than having a weeaboo in your University Japanese class. It's EVEN WORSE when said weeaboo is also a ragingly obvious fur faggot.

>>1940506

I love cosplaying asians who insist that they're not full-out weeaboo. They're all just so morbidly tsundere.

my_asian_girlfriend.jpg

>>1940504
I won't even do shirts, or any of that kind of shit.

Only anime thing I wear is my watch, and it's just a special edition by a good brand (Citizen), and hardly recognizable as anime-related.

Damn, I have no pictures of the emo kids from my school who spend 88% of their time being depressed and the other 12% squealing about Sasuke and doing Caramelldansen.

Is this related?

Or this?

And here she is in the middle. As you can see, she totally hates weeaboos.

>>1940538
What's so terrible about an anime tshirt? Some of them actually look good, and if you refuse to wear something like that just because someone will know you watch anime, then it sounds like you're just being ashamed of what you like, which is sad and unnecessary.

>>1940546
>Some of them actually look good

Post something that isn't just an uguu~ anime head, and then you can talk.

>>1940546
If it's just a logo or whatever, that's OK. Characters, though, no way.

I have a Kaiji shirt with lots of little ざわ。。。on it, and a Zeon shirt, that I wear occasionally, but I figure those are OK because anybody who realizes what they are will be cool about it.

please post more krissy

A girl that went to my friend's funeral wearing a pink wig (okay, others told me she had her head shaved and didn't want to show that to the family, but HOLYFUCKINGSHIT is it so hard to buy a hat or something?!), weeaboo-goth clothes and had plushies sewn to her bag.
It made me fucking RAGE.

>>1940594

WTF!? Seriously??

I would have told her to go home and change.
That's disgraceful. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you dress like a stupid whore everyday, have some fucking decency. It's a FUNERAL for fuck's sake.

>>1940551
I had a pretty badass Gunsmith Cats t-shirt back in the day, but it's long gone. Can't find a good link for it either :\
My Samurai 7 shirt is fairly simple, it has the logo with the silhouettes of the main characters against a sunrise/sunset. They're not all obnoxious, some can be tasteful as well without screaming LOOK AT ME!!

I myself have a few phone charms, but my phone stays inside my purse a lot. if anyone catches asks about them, I tell them I got them from Japan and that usually is enough.

>>1940615

I would have done, but I just was too busy crying and raging at the same time.
I know said friend would have had no problem with it, but in my opinion a funeral is mostly for the closest relatives to bid farewell.

>>1940294
Thirding this request as I am also mighty curious.

>>1940622

Fuck dude, I'm sorry.

If someone showed up like that to my funeral though, I'd fucking haunt their closet full of weaboo clothes and shit.

>>1940628
Fuck, if I was at a funeral somebody showed up to like that, I'd fucking haunt their face with my fist.

>>1940594
So I'm here eating a chili cheese dog and after reading that I nearly threw up in my mouth. Something about sewing plushies to the bag was just too much for me.

Good to know I'm not the only one who thought so.

>>1940636
Sorry, dude.
But I guess you must be a pretty tough guy anyways, browsing 4chan whilst eating!

Could someone explain what "decora" style is? It reminds me of pre-school days where my mom would tell me to get dressed and I'd walk out with any clothes I could find in my closet.
>>1940542
Why is her left pant leg lifted up like that?

>>1940594
Seriously, what in the hell?! Show some fucking respect.

>>1940622
Woah, what the HELL. I'm decora and a Lolita, I wear bows and bobs and all sorts of crazy crap in my hair and out and about, but goddamnit, I know better at a funeral. What was this girl thinking? I'm all for self expression, but respect for the families overrides that.

I mean, I can see if it was what your friend requested. I've told people if I died, to make sure everyone was wearing something pink at my funeral, and to wear bobs and bows, but that's me. It doesn't sound like that was the case. (Am I wrong? I'm guessing not.) Good lord. If that were my friend's funeral, I might've strangled them and dumped them in some deep, dark alley.

Girl I went to school with since 2nd grade. Cosplayed to school on a daily basis, gave everyone a "Japanese" name, and went apeshit over several series I loved dearly to the point where I didn't want to watch it for a very long time. She also showed up to my boyfriend's college wearing a large blazer, cane, and empty pill bottle calling herself "Dr. House." I rage'd. Hard.

>>1940678
>She also showed up to my boyfriend's college wearing a large blazer, cane, and empty pill bottle calling herself "Dr. House."

wat? D8

>>1940678

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>>1940680
>>1940681
http://www.cosplay.com/costume/189570/ FFFF--

>>1940644
>Why is her left pant leg lifted up like that?

Clearly she must be "gangsta"

>>1940683
Double FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU D:<

i fucking raged.

>>1940661
>to wear bobs
You want people to get their hair cut just for your funeral?

>>1940683
I seriously just made this face.

>>1940692
No, no, sorry. That came out wrong. I meant "bob" as in, "bits and bobs," referring to to baubles and other silliness put into people's hair. Not as in a bob-cut. Hurdur, sorry. I should've clarified.

>>1940697
good one, anon.

One of my best friends is a gigantic raging weeaboo. She has a Winter and Spring Seifuku in her closet, she's made four kimonos, she owns 3-4 katana, she refers to her parents as " Kaa-San and To-San", she has given herself two Japanese names, eats mostly Japanese food, and has gone to Japanese classes.

However, she openly admits to being a weeaboo, and the only Anime she's ever really been into is "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei". So it's never really bothered me.

have some more fail decora weeaboos.

This thread.

It makes me feel better about my own weaboo ways. I've got a few keychains and pins, and occasionally I'll wear a con tee (usually when I'm in the midst of costuming) but...oh god. I would never cosplay to school. I don't insert Japanese into my speech. And dear god I know and admit I'm a weaboo instead of that chick in >>1940484 .

>>1940689
She has the same face in every picture D: It kind of scares me.

>>1940749
me too. wigless cosplay is also blrgggghhh.

>>1940732

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!

>>1940732

Why the fuck do people pierce the bridge of their nose? I have never understood this. Taking the "but I wanna be different!!!!" too far, I guess.

Bleh.

>>1940764
it is weird. and stupid. I've never understood piercings, they ruin your face.

I knew this girl who was obsessed with Sephiroth and nearly killed me when I said Xenosaga had a better story than FF7. She used to carry around some binder called her "Sephiroth Bible"

>>1940783
And what was in this..."Sephiroth Biible"?

Was it porn? I bet it was porn.

>>1940788
I don't know... I think it was porn. I never tried to look at it. I remember going to the anime club at my highschool, and they played chobits dub while the teacher who was letting them use his room was in there. He had some weird looks on his face when the main character was talking about porn really loudly.

The kids in my Japanese class that use Naruto and Kenshin in every other fucking thing they say or do. I want to throw books at them. You're in college. Grow up.

I, too, avoid the anime club like the plague. I went to one meeting and nearly slit my wrists.

>>1940793
So she was carrying around with her...a binder full of porn.

Why am I not suprised?

>>1940579
>>1940579
>>1940579
>>1940579

>>1940783

Holy fucking shit.
I hate these kind of girls-
"FFVII HAZ THEM BEST STORY BECAUSE THEREZ PRON WIFF BISHI-SEPHIROTH!!!"
is what they think.

And they are fat, smelly and want to hug me.
Every con.

My HS had the worst fucking weeaboos ever, I swear to god... They'd all sit at the same tables as me in the mornings before advisory and wear "cosplay" of Naruto characters...the whole group of them...thought they were a character from Naruto...ughhh...They even managed to get the headbands banned from our school, which honestly made me lol heartily. Then there was this kid in my Algebra II class who thought he was L...he'd sit at the desk like him and wear his L "costume" and suck his thumb 24/7....FFFFUUUUUU---it makes me rage to this day... DDDX

>>1940818
>"FFVII HAZ THEM BEST STORY BECAUSE THEREZ PRON WIFF BISHI-SEPHIROTH!!!"
...wat?

>>1940823
You think YOU had it bad? There was this girl my freshman year who thought she was an elf. She tried to get my friend and I to go to "Middle Earth" which was located behind a poster in her closet. The was the 'rpincess' of middle earth by the way, and she ruled it by "song". She also said the Lycan king was planning to kidnap me and make me his wife because he was in love with me...

She use to write "Stalker" letters to herself in the "thriller' font, from 'guys' who loved her but would abuse her and stalk her, but would have us read them first.... and inside the envelopes was jewelry. I kept the jewelry.

The final straw was her bringing some apple koolaid in a vile, and tried to get one of my friends to drink it because it would "save her life" from the vampires that tried to get her. I told her if she came near us again I'd kick her ass and she replied with "Well I have a dagger in my lunch box!" and some girl heard this and told the Dean about this crazy bitch having a weapon. So she had to go to counseling and all that and went to the different school the following year.

*shivers* She was a princes...half demon... time witch elf thing and she ruled middle earth.

THESE people are the type of people who give people who like anime/the japanese culture, a bad name.

*big sigh* The worst thing is to see like 22-year old chick acting hyper and dressing like an anime-idiot.

I also hate the fact that most fangirls and boys think that Japan is excatly like they've seen it on anime and that japanese youth actually dresses like that every day...

>>1940835
I don't see anything relating to japanese culture in your post.

>>1940835
Wow. You get a gold star. That's horrifying.

The worst I had was I had a guy who believed he was an Elven prince, and I was his Queen, but I had apparently lost my memories, and needed to have them coaxed back. He offered for me to wear his latex elf ears. Which he wore with his elf outfits. To class. ...And then I found out he was fond of tying girls in bondage knots, and actively voiced that women were to be punished rather severely and were otherwise property... Please to no mythril bondage ropes. Do not want.

But damn. At least you managed to get her caught and sent to counseling. It was for her own good.

But Otherkin are not Weeaboos. So.

The weeaboos of my class take themselves as serious people who don't enjoy absurd, dirty humor. But then I find them drooling and getting wet when talking about anime characters, claiming that they will get a Kingdom Hearts cloak done for everyday wear and... talking about anime and videogames by their Japanese name. I truly never understood what the fuck were they talking about.
Oh and of course one of them has an asian boyfriend, and the other keeps on trying to make her eyes look anime-ish.

>>1940835
Reading this over makes me want to believe I was exaggerating.

........and it didn't stop in her new school either.

>>1940440
>>1940835
Pic probably related to entire thread...

>>1940841
She drew shitty anime pictures of herself, and pretended to know Japanese but would just sputter out made up jiberish. D: <


She was horrible.

>>1940818
The other day I was at my best friend's house trying to help her out with Persona 4. It was going okay, but my friend sucks at RPGs. But anyways, her little sister kept coming up to us and saying "P3 IS BETTER LOL". Eventually we ask her to give us actual reasons as to why, and we get

"Well the Main character is more hotter, and the way they shoot themselves in the head is really cool. Also the guy who voiced Ed is Junpei. I love the Vic so much!!!!1! X3 "

My rage pierced the heavens.

>>1940862
I asked Vic to sign my P3 game, he said he couldn't remember voicing Junpei.

Im 19 now but omg i hated these kind of people in high school

in 9th grade in my school anime club i tried going to there was a 22 yr old retarded fat kid, who would just go and bring a toybox with all his sonic toys and hed spread them out on a table along with random dragonballz cards, and he would create some universe with his toys where dragonball yugioh and sonic intertwined n hed turn his cd ;player on with soundtrack to the first pokemon movie in english and just live his life


In 10th grade at a new high school i went to after getting kicked out of that one for fucking with the sonic retard too much, i tried their anime club.
Little did i know of CHI CHAN
JESUS FUCK
this ugly ass plain faced weaboo would go around and say she was japanese cuz her father lived there once when he was a cook in the military....
She goes around biting people telling them shes a persocom and she wore the fucking ears and shed call everyone baka boys and shit

I remember so much more but im too annoyed now to speak anymore of it

i just remember had a good time ruining their lives and spoiling new animes on adult swim for them

I used to have acquaintances (and I say acquaintances because they seemed to think I was their friend.) in high school who actually believed that by going to Japan, they would somehow magically land the J-rocker of their dreams and have "kawaii" Japanese babies and wear lolita every day. Also, they acted like they knew everything about Japanese culture and whenever we had some sort of a world-themed project in classes, they always, without fail, picked Japan for their project just so they could talk about visual-kei and anime and voice actors. And they used to go on rants about cosplay and criticize other people's costumes even though they never cosplayed themselves because they can't sew for shit.

I was afraid of talking about anime and such because then I'd be grouped in with them.

>>1940857
DEAR GOD. That exactly!

Then like a year after she left I was getting myspace messages of her trying to talk to me and I told her to go the fuck away and she replied with threatening messages like " You WILL be my friend! - YOUR FRIEND MARGIE."

>>1940533
THIS. Except the guy lived in my dorm and was a year behind me in Japanese. He pretty much refused to say anything to me in English. It eventually got to the point where he went around talking to himself and others in shitty Japanese and refusing to translate when people had no clue what he was saying to them. A couple of my friends decided that every time he would say something to them in Japanese, they would start talking to him in Spanish. He brags about importing manga from Japan because he can't stand the translations. His existence makes me want to punch him any time he's in the same room. Thankfully, I'm moving off campus and hoping he won't figure out where we live.

>>1940835
Ah, reminds me of a kid that went to HS with me. Freshmen year, she was a dragon (threatening to burn one of her teachers with her fire breath). Sophomore year, she was a 'kitsune-dragon'. By junior year, she was so many different things, I don't even know. She insisted on being called a 'kitsune' most of the time, though. She wore homemade 'kawaii' fox ears and tail, and consistantly spoke weeaboo-ese to everyone she talked to. After she left HS, she found her 'long lost brother she never knew!!11!', and ended up 'marrying' him.

She insisted on going to the Asian market a few miles away dressed in decora and ganguro and making me dress up with her. I at least pulled both looks off but she was a land whale and refused to listen when I told her that something didn't look good because it was too small on her or when it just looked bad. It's been two years since I last spoke to her and I'm still scared to go back to that Asian market because I'm worried that they'll recognize me even if I always wore big sunglasses. ;_;

God, I'm so glad out of that phase. I used to be like most of these guys, I don't understand why I didn't kill myself out of shame back then...Also had some pretty weeaboo-like classmates last year,
includig caramell-dansen, naruto gloves and headbands, full gothic lolita attire and drawing manga for art class. But they were pretty nice people so I didn't mind that much
>>1939999
2nded a thousand times

I'm so glad I graduated from HS back in 2004 before you had to deal with all this shit. Our anime club was filled with normal nerds and an annoying aspie or two. No daily cosplay, no lolita, just people who would argue for an hour about what would happen if superman and goku fought.

These stories actually make me glad the anime club was shut down before I entered high school (no sponsor).

Thank God I was never this bad, though. I don't even think any of my friends are this bad, and I thought I had some pretty weaboo friends.

>>1940890
>I at least pulled both looks off but she was a land whale

Hurm. Holier-than-thou, much?

i like some anime/manga, but i mostly like japanese culture and j-horror films.

nothing makes me rage harder than a person who doesn't do enough research on kimonos(cosplay or otherwise)or even observe that distinctive "y", that the panels go left over right not right over left ya dumb corpse!
bhjhdjkfhsdjkfhksjdfhjksdhfk

>>1940683

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1940995
>that the panels go left over right not right over left
I always get mixed up with that, but then again, I really don't wear kimono or yukata very often.

Left over right, I'll remember that.

>>1941042
The open flap ends up on your right leg. That's how I remember!

>>1940995
whut....?

A number of people in my anime club at the college I go to, who still resort to /b/tarding around the school, shouting memes and getting in trouble for spamming 4chan (which resulted in everyone who shared the same IP at the college to get banned from 4chan).

These are also the same people who Deathnote, Naruto and Pokemon it up.
...Me-I'm just a guy who's tempered out anime and manga as another interest amongst comic books, videogames and phantasy-oriented stuff since his weaboo days.

>>1941047

Right over left is how kimonos are closed on corpses.

>>1941069
how can there be such a concentration of weeaboos in one college?

what college do/did you go to?

>>1941069
Hello, myself.

Decorafail isn't relevant to this board, though x:

Fail on your part, aswell. Don't feel so good about yourself.

>>1939997

those shoes are kinda hot. Could use a slimmer heel though. =/

There was a girl that went to my high school that insisted upon wearing fingerless gloves and a felt headband to school every day. By the end of the year it was stained yellow with sweat. I believe she never washed it a single time. She also seemed to change her religion on a daily basis. One day she was atheist, the next she was Buddhist, the next day she was some random religion she'd seen in an anime somewhere.

She would always manage to find my table at lunch, where she would bombard me with her fanfiction that she kept in her math folder. Or maybe it was her Chemestry folder. I can't remember. The only thing I recall is her horrid fanfiction of Wolfwood buttraping Vash. Unfortunately for me back then I was the quiet type, and was too nice to just tell her to fuck off. fml.

I walked past her in the halls between classes once and she was bowing to random kids. Very odd.

DJ Ranma S.

Yeah, deno if this is old news but here's something she wrote on her DA thing---

Do I watch anime? NO
Do I read manga? NO
Do I fangirl over fictional characters that will never exist irl? NO
Do I know Japanese? Yes, but just enough to get by. I'm going to be taking Spanish instead because its more practical.
Do I dress like a weeaboo? NO. My normal attire is bright colored jeans and a band tee shirt. I dress in the 'scene' fashion if you were to label me.
Am I a stupid 13 year old? NO
Am I fat and have too much acne? NO. I weigh about 110 pounds, and I'm working out a lot to slim down and tone for when I do my Yoko cosplay. I have like 5 pimples and I wash my face every night and day with a knock off of Proactive, so my face is clearing up.
Am I smelly? NO. I shower every day. I'm squeaky clean (until I do my workouts, lol)

So, I am not a weeaboo.
I'm a gaming nerd. I'd take a good video game over japanese animation any day.

>>1941350
God I lol'd so fucking hard.

>>1941350

>>1941350

>>1941350
...then why does she own Naruto shit?

Ok I've got one.

So I have this friend that I just can't force myself to be mean to even though he freaks me the fuck out sometimes. I met him when I was 13 visiting my Grandma (he was 18 at the time) and we've kept in minimal contact over the years. He decided to join the Navy and he's a cook or some shit like that.

When I was just about to finish my Junior year in High School I get a call out of the blue from him telling me he was on a Greyhound bus coming to visit me. I didn't really want him to come but I changed my plans for my first few days of summer break to hang out with him.

After annoying all of my friends with his Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon fanfictions, I'm driving him to his hotel and he tells me he has a big secret to tell me. He tells me that when he was off in South America doing whatever the hell the Navy was doing he lost his virginity, it was like the girl was raping him, and that it awoke his fox kitsune spirit and now he and a group of people that he found can sense evil and that it was coming to hurt all his friends. He also told me that he could see the future and that I was going to fall in love with him and he would break my heart. I was trying so hard not to laugh at him.

I pretty much try to ignore him pretty much now. He facebooks me a lot and tells me I'm his "little sister" and how he thinks all the cosplays I do are sexy and hot. Fucking gross.

Oh, I'm also in Art College right now for 2-D animation (I'm going for storyboarding) and he thinks I'm only going so I can form an animation team with him and make spin off Pokemon cartoons with him.

>>1941350

>I weigh about 110 pounds

lol riiiiight

>>1941350

Wait, she doesn't watch anime or read manga but she's cosplaying Yoko?

FFFFF-

I hate how these retards talk about not watching anime or reading manga like it makes them better people.

I do both, but in moderation. What pisses me off is when they insist they do neither like anyone who does is sub-human. If you think the hobby makes you a lesser person, STOP FUCKING DOING IT.

People who actually go to live in japan are the biggest weeaboos of all.

>>1940504
So, are you truely not white?

>>1941429
You HAVE to be making that up.

I know this is a hate thread and everything, but I just wanted to add this little tidbit on fashion. I wish more people would dress themselves like these kids. So cute, I think their outfits actually look like they go together unlike the pictures in this thread.

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>>1941433

Oh God dammit, that's the registration line for Ohayocon. I may have seen this bitch and not even realized it.

In middle school all of my friends were major weeaboos, but the leader of our little group was the worst of us all. She named each of us after one of the Eevee evolutions and even made us color-coordinated tees with their pictures on them, which we all had to wear on specific days. She carried a purse shaped like the little furry thing from Tenchi Muyo and wore cat ears and a tail. She decided that she was a magnificent artist and made her parents buy her a giant drafting table, which she used to doodle shitty generic chibi characters. In high school she decided she was actually a cat in a human body, and when one of her pet cats died she kept a clipping of its fur so that one day SCIENCE! could use it to turn her into a cat girl. Looking back I hate myself for being weak enough to need friends like her.

Everyone in /b/

>>1941551

I lent a friend of mine these two items:

-a dress from Moi Meme Moitie
- a copy (first realease) of the Japanese gothic lolita bible. volume one. signed by Mana.

She returned both the dress and magazine covered with cum stains, and the magazine was torn to shreds. Including Mana's handwriting.

I smacked that bitch so hard.

>>1941570
With a crowbar, I hope.

>>1941570
Pics or it didn't happen. Seriously, what the fuck?

>>1941576
No with the back of my ring covered hand.
it left bruises and cuts. Also made her buy both of the items from me since I well, had to burn them.

This thread makes me rage buckets.

I have a story of my own, which will make me look like a hypocrite because I'll talk about this girl I care about too much, but recently her... weeaboness is just making me FURIOUS. All those small details I used to pass and well, ignore; are just coming back to bite me.

She is an attention whore, she's always yelling at people who label her as -emo- and yet she fucking uses this label on herself at ALL TIMES. She calls herself an emo-gothig--kuro-neko-vampire.

I fucking hate people like this, but she told me once she was abused as a child so I somehow gained a little more patience for her. She was relatively -normal- at this point, when she told me. She just casually called things kawaii, and apologized with gomen nasai~ (Unlike most of you people, I'm OK with people doing that. I actually thought it was cute when she called me onii-chan or something. ) She started being a Kuro Neko, kinda goth because she just loooves lolitas.

>>1941613
Second part
She started watching series like Elfen Lied and Hellsing and got obssessed over gore. She said she liked blood and massacres. I hate animes like that, bute I didn't care because well "Hey! everyone's got their own opinion~ :D" She started calling herself a masochist 'uke'. And she bebbled for hooours of how much she loves blood and cutting herself and how she becomes sad and likes to write poetry.
Jesus fucking Christ, ever heard the -Emo Kid- song? She was something like that. She'd slit her throat for not having a cool haircut.

Then fucking Twiling came along, she became one of those annoying as hell ONG EDVARD CULLEN!1111@ fangirls. I still had so much patience in me, oh man the patience. I was invited by her and some other friend to watch the premiere. (In which I had fun, i won't lie, there was an audio problem so we had a few laughs at that. ) After this she started calling herself a vampire A FUCKING VAMPIRE.
She started hissing at the sun, and being so stubborn about walking only under the shadow.
There was I with my unique Vampire kuro neko goth masochist uke friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5yxRLjis5g&feature=channel_page

>>1941620
yes, there's a third part, fuck off, i'm venting.


Oh man I can still remember hours of conversation going around how painfull it was when she cut herself and how great it felt. How Howl from Howl's moving castle was -sssoooo hawt!!- and how she'd become a huge freaking mangaka.


..and now she speaks to angels. A week ago she got all serious on me and told me how she was scared I wouldn't understand how she is possesed over by an angel or is some kind of -medium- shit or some weirdassed history she made up. she also sees dead people and

I mean, she's great to me, and she's done a lot for me but I just can't take it anymore, it's like she's just the combination of everything I hate.

Yesterday at the con, she wouldn't stop -losing the game- caramelldancing and hare hare yukaing or whatever you call that ovendone skit.. dance.. thing.

>>1941630
and last but not least.
Since Hetalia isn't well known here, she raged at anyone who didn't recognize her as Korea. "I'm Korea!! from hetalia!! look at my curl!! BAKA!!!!" We were in a cosplay group (the whole Asia crew, Hong Kong, Taiwan, China, Korea and Japan) ; me, as Kiku, got a tiny wee bit more of attention, so like five or six people came up to me asking for a picture, and she just glomped them and asked desperately for a picture too. She wanted to enter the cosplay contest and asked me if I would enter with her, but I said no because I didn't make my costume. (inb4 any kind of insult, I didn't have the time. ) She started whining about how superficial I was -she didn't make hers either- and how I was being a bad niichan, mean mean Japan.

At the end of the day, all of us were erally tired so at the bus I just tried to make a joke about how Japanese endure longer. And she just bursted out how that was nothing and how she literally walked under the sun with blisters on her feet and how she could last walking more than any of us and how it feels worse to get cut than a blister and
OH MY GOD I JUST SMASHED MY KEYBOARD.

also, pardon my english, I'm not a native speaker.
there...
I feel like I got some weight off me.

>>1941638
>>1941630
>>1941620
>>1941613
Good read.

You've got the patience of a saint.

>>1941638

First, I didn't notice any problems with your English at all, you're fine.
Second, WHOA. You poor thing... I can't imagine watching a friend become a mess like that.
Just ditch her, I guess, before you kill her, which is what I'd be tempted to do in your situation.

>>1941660
Thank you.
And, I think there is some pity-like feeling that makes me stay with her.
Everyone else just seems to hate her.
And her being abused and all... man I'm starting to wonder if that was a lie to reel me in.

Oooo, gossipy stories about our fellow fans? Well I am certainly not above that, but to make things interesting I'm gonna leave 3 anecdotes here, and 1 of them will be about me and not a stranger. What a fun game, no?

So, (and this is my favorite story to tell people when it comes to overzealous weeaboos) my friend's first girlfriend in High School was an "otherkin". Now, at the time I was a bright-faced 14 year old and I didn't so much about otherkin, or vampyres (yes, spelled like that), or furries or any of that stuff. So imagine my surprise when my best friend gets sucked into this crazy world of bullshit mysticism which culminates in this crazy, though attractive, girl asking is she could "feed" on me, and then being quite angry when I denied her request. And my friend, sucker that he was, bought the entire thing .He told me about how he too was a vampyre and that he had to protect this girl from the dark forces. She had, you see, unexplainable bruises from attacks while she was sleeping, and it was only through powerful magicks that he could astrally project his avatar to defend her in the dream world.

So, yah - that girl pretty much gave me a crash course in crazy.

>>1941672

That was my first thought when I read that part, actually... She just seems the type of person who would say that to get attention/sympathy.

She was fine to talk to until she admitted that she actually liked yaoi.
Now she's like most and copies whatever she sees on a show or what she sees anyone else doing.

>>1941044
I always remember that I can reach into the top half with my right hand and use it like a giant pocket. Not that I've worn a Yukata/kimono all that much, though. I stayed in a Ryokan for a few days in Japan a few years back, have done a cosplay or two that used one, and have a simple yukata that I use because apparently it's become impossible to find a normal bathrobe around here.

>>1941613
>>1941620
>>1941630
>>1941638

I sure as hell hope you're a girl, cause if you're a guy, you're the biggest pussy whipped oneitis "AFC" I have ever heard of.

So hopefully you're a girl.

>>1941692

Ok, 2nd story. This one a little shorter, but a little more anime related.

Its 2004, and its prom season. I'm pretty much a loser but I still manage to find myself a date and me and my little gang of nerds head out to the prom. We got our pretty dresses and our tuxedos, we've all combed our hair and we all look pretty presentable-which is surprising given that we had the reputation as being the uncoolest of the uncool around the school.

But, hey - its prom. So what if we had a girl in a tux and her militant lesbian girlfriend with us at our table. She caused a scene, but not a huge one. OH yah! And we had the only 2 people who wore "oriental" attire to the event, which consisted mainly of a set of silk PJs with an asian design on it. But people didn't seem to mind that so much either. Of course we, as a group, had a reputation to maintain so one kid made sure that we were butt of just about every joke whispered amoungst the kids who were getting laid that night. One of the gentleman in our party took it upon himself to spoil his otherwise normal Tuxedo Attire with a Naruto headband. A headband he did not take off for most of the night, and when questioned about it would simply shout (yes- SHOUT) back "I put on my headband for power!"

>>1941717

Last story.

Before I was kicked out of my college's anime club for laughing too loudly and too inappropriately at the end of Rozen Maiden I had a chance to meet with most of the people there. And my freshman year at college I am rather ashamed to say they were pretty much my only friends. I'm not so great at meeting new people, and chatting with people about anime and playing BESM was an easy way to socialize with people. Plus, I could secretly feel good about myself because I at least had marginally more social confidence than everyone else there - but not quite enough to hang out with the kids in my dorm who were having 'real' parties.

So the weeaboo in question here was the leader of the club, who is in my estimation the fattest person I have ever known personally. He must have rocked a 5 or 6XL hawaiian shirt, and didn't walk so much as waddle. He also had some pretty serious acne issues, and wore a particuarly unflattering pair of glasses.

Have you ever seen Metalocolypse? you know the guy who is obsessed with killing the band? The overzealous fan? I shit you not this guy I am talking about is the spitting image of that cartoon character. Chins, face, glasses and all. And what I just don't understand is how he got to be as large as he did.

I'm not exactly the fittest person. 150, 5'11"-but this guy was pushing 400. He was almost 3 of me. How does that happen!? And instead of being ashamed by his enormous waistline he acted like a self-important dick head and was mean to everyone who wasn't as into anime as he was. He snapped at anyone who mispronouced japanese names. yelled me down for suggesting we have a Halo night, and lectured me about why Halo is the "worst game of all time". During our anime viewings he would constantly interject side comments loud enough for everyone to hear, but never funny enough to be laughed at.

And did I mention he was incredibly fat? Jesus - that guy just gets on my nerves.

I have a third degree blackbelt in tae kwon do. I work nearly every day, and practise regulary as part of my daily exercise. I'm pretty healthy.

This girl. Huge whale like thing, she watched Naruto and was emofagguy's furry lover. She called herself a ninja and every day for two years she would call me up for a fight saying that she could kick my ass because she was bigger than me and had 'real ninja powers' or whatever.

Fucking stupid. I never fought her, because well, it wouldn't be fair on my half to hurt someone just because they were mislead by a cartoon.

>>1941749
You were kicked out for THAT!? Was that really the only thing you did?

>>1941763
I got kicked out of my old highschools anime club for being a dick too.

>>1941763

I think perhaps you had to be there to understand exactly how it all went down. I had only seen the first episode of Rozen Maiden, and decided it wans't for me. So when the club was screening it I generally went out and got some food, or coffee, or otherwise killed time until the next show started. However, when they were screening the last episode I came back early enough to watch the last 10 minutes or so.

In those 10 minutes 2 dolls beat the crap out of each other DBZ style, and then one of the has all of their clothes fly off and then bursts into flames for no apparent reason. Seeing that out of context make it absurd and hilarious and I laughed uproariously while most of the other kids in the room were tearing up at was supposed to be a heart-wrenching climax.

2 years after that happened I was telling the story to one of my roommates and his eyes lite up. "you were that guy!? Oh man! I remember being so pissed off!". It warmed my heart a little.

>>1941789
Ive never watched RM so I just crack up, but I can see how they kicked you out.

My anime club just doesn't care and I wish we had more rules. We have dicks flying everywhere.

>>1941789
I lol'd too, and I liked Rozen Maiden.

When I was a freshmen in high school a friend of mine and I were dared to go play Yugioh cards with these really gross weeaboo guys. I remember we'd always hear gossip about how they were all freaks who watched hentai on their ipods in class. Thinking the dare was hilarious, we decided to do it. So, we go over there and we learn that they're all pretty much weeaboo kids who are horny as fuck. The "king" of the Yugioh gang told my friend and I that he decided that he'd have an all female card deck, to keep his hard on's strong. Somehow while I had gone to get a drink he managed to pull my friend into his lap and was like, "Oh I have such a boner right now. This is the first time I've felt a real girl's ass!" while he was dueling some other kid. After he said that, I pulled her away and we hid in some class room for the rest of lunch. lol Unfortunately, my friend was too scared to tell administration about her horrifying experience because this kid lived down her street and she was afraid he'd like try and rape her or something if she said anything. The following year, the King was suspended for harassing a ton of girls and for jacking off in the middle of class. I think he ended up getting thrown out of our school in the end. haha

>>1941862
What. The. FUCK?! Holy shit and I thought I knew some socially crippled people. I can see that guy becoming a registered sex offender before he hits 22. Some girl is gonna end up doing this to him.

well, when I was in highschool, there was this girl that always wore fox ears around school. I hung out with the weeaboos mainly because I was a loser too and they were the only people who would accept me. foxeargirl tried to get me into yaoi and shonen-ai but I could never see why she thought it was so sexy. Also she was about 5'4 and weighed at least 200 pounds. I don't have any stories about her, other than she used to talk about the bishounen locked up in her room and make up these grand stories about them fighting and having super kawaii rough sex. Oh, and I was in the anime club with her and her friends which was only allowed because it was a "culture club" and we had to learn japanese and history about japan 5% of the time and watch awful girly animes the other 95%. Oh and she loved to dress up in lolita which looked awful on her, but I was too nice to say anything
>>1940732
why the fuck would you get your nose pierced like that?

>>1941638
>"I'm Korea!! from hetalia!! look at my curl!! BAKA!!!!"

These are fans that I dislike so much. It gives that fandom such a bad name...

In high school I was friends with this girl who was really into anime and manga and all that. She would say shit like kawaii and called everyones name with a chan or a kun. She would refer to me as her senpai because I was older than she was.

After I graduated, the only reason she would ever call was to ask my advice on which asian guy she should date next. During this time she would only associate with things that were Japanese and only wanted to be called Miaka (or something like that.)

Last I heard she had moved up Chicago, was calling herself asian and taking nude "hentai" pictures of herself that involved whipped cream and foam fun noodles as tentacles.

I'm pretty sure she posted those pics somewhere on 4chan.

One particular one comes to mind but she definitely didn't make me feel good about my own life.

She had a
-"I <3 Yaoi" laptop bag
-cosplayed as Edward Elric (she had dykey short hair) once a week
-on the days she didn't she was either a neko goth or candy lolita (whatever you call someone who wears rainbow socks and a mini-skirt)
-best friend was another goth weeaboo who weighed in at a whopping 250 lbs I'm guessing
-dumb as rocks
-thought it was cute when I walked off, mid conversation to go do something else
-kept trying to get me to read "furuba" and loveless because they're teh best main-guh evur!!! x3

Those were not happy days

My school. Convicted pedophile. Exposed himself to a little girl when he was babysitting her (long ago). Dude actually got fired from his job at arby's because people protested.
Creepy motherfucker, smelled like shit ( in the most literal sense possible) and kept failing high school to be with his even grosser girlfriend who not only was a furfag but also a supposed bisexual who loved drawing people around her in her personal hentai's. She showed one to my friend and suprisingly she isnt a very talented artist. And yes, she did get in trouble for trying to wear a tail and a collar to school.
I recall lunch my freshman year when their group of Inuyasha faggots actually tried the whole free hugs shit. The principles loved it, really.

Its been a hell-of-a long time, and I dont know the details of his little amazing flash experience, but I do know hes in multiple sexual predator websites.

>>1941613
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>>1941638
I know someone who's exactly like that.
....Are you German?

>>1941391

She doesn't look half bad there.. I'd fuck her. If she were legal and all that shit of course.

What the fuck. Are these people really that common? I mean, the most awkward person I know is a guy who uses the phrase "lady friend" in a completely straight-faced manner. Hell, even the four furries I know are normal. Well, as normal as furries can be: pretty much the "I like the art and RPing is fun" type crowd.

I really hope encountering people like in this thread doesn't work on some sort of karmic system, otherwise one day I'm going to meet them all at once and lose my mind.

I've always considered anime as just one of many different interests that I indulge in whenever I'm not working or doing school stuff. Thankfully, I have never displayed any of the weaboo-tastic behaviors described in this thread, nor do I ever intend to. But anyways, on to my somewhat long story.

Part 1

One year into my computer engineering degree at my university (inb4 enjoy ur IT job faggotry), I decided to take a Japanese language course. I'm not ashamed to admit that my interest in anime and Japanese culture slightly influenced this decision at the time, so I found myself signing up. The class was huge, like about 45 students huge. About 75% of the students were loud, obnoxious weaboos who were definitely not afraid to display their power levels to one another, especially during class. They all fit just about every category of weaboo described in this thread. Yet amidst the chaos, our Japanese teacher, God bless his patient heart, was able to teach a rather enriching curriculum that covered the basics of Japanese language.

By the end of my second semester of Japanese, I decided to continue my study of the language, not just because of my interest in anime, but mostly because I wanted to learn another language anyway. First thing i noticed when I walked into the second year class was that the class size dropped a good 50% from last year. I asked the first year teacher what happened to the loud narutard, the annoying yaoi fangirl, the fat, sweaty manga-artist with terrible art skills, the furfag who wears a tail and kitty-ear band to class every day, and the rest of them. Apparently, they all failed the second semester class, which the teacher himself pointed out, was specifically designed to weed out the stupid from the serious students (I had noticed the slight increase in the learning curve, but I just studied hard and aced that class).

I used to cling to this one girl because back in my Freshman year, I was much too shy and timid so I had no one to hang out with(As in everyday I ate lunch by myself under a tree). So when she came along, she was my knight in shining armour. Unfortunately, that little vision of her faded a short bit after.
She had this best friend named something like Sophia, but she LOVED to be called "Sachi"
They'd call each other things like... pardon my Japanese
"Baka" "Obaa-san" and to get your attention, they would go "Oi!" My friend was okay, I liked her even though she was a yaoi fangirl Japanese wanna be.
Her friend though. UGH. She always brought in food like ramen (Not top ramen, but no where like the legit stuff that you cream your pants over) and she'd call her lunch "bento." She even wrapped them in those handkerchiefs and put her food in those box containers.
She would constantly show off how she was Japanese because her grandfather was. Despite having blonde hair, blue/green eyes and an average face. She even knew most of... Hiragana? I don't even know, I don't give jack shit about the Japanese culture to know. But she only knew how they sounded, and didn't know what the actual words meant.

>>1942009
Part 2

I continued studying Japanese for 2 more years in college, with the class size steadily decreasing each passing semester, finally ending at 10 students in the 4th year class with only two students I recognized from the first year classes. Two years ago, I finally finished the entire Japanese language course curriculum the school offered. I've been working part-time for two years at a Japanese ramen shop because it is the only place that forces me to use Japanese (with my boss, chefs, and fellow servers), lest I forget the language and toss 4 years of study down the toilet. My Japanese is far from flawless, and I would never use it in public unless I'm dealing with a Japanese person outside of work (which is a rare occurrence).

Yet every once in a while, I'll bring up the fact that I studied Japanese in casual conversation with friends, and sometimes I'll be called a weaboo for doing so. It still irks me a little inside, to be associated under such a term. I just have to calmly remind myself that even if I may or may not be truly a weaboo for what I've done, at least I'm not as bad as those first year Japanese students who gave up when Japanese stopped being fun and started being a class. Goddamn weaboos.

lol flood detection. Anywayyys

>>1942010

So we would all go to the writers club during lunch on... Wednesdays? And it was filled with so many talented writers who I looked forward to hearing. One girl I even think to this day has a good chance of a writing career.
And "Sachi" and her other friend would RP together over AIM or something. I will summarize what happened because to this day I lol.
The characters are Suzaku(Who was a descendant of the phoenix clan) and.... I don't even fucking know what her name was. It was something related to "kitsune" legends. Let's just call her Kitsune. And she was the descendant of the Kitsune clan.
So they meet at a restaurant, where they both are somehow drawn to each other so they decide to fight for a bit and then team up. They go to wander the town with Suzaku constantly showing signs of how DEEP she was. And then Suzaku saw a lingerie shop, and went "WHAT ARE THESE?" and Kitsune was extremely embarrassed. Kitsune explained it and when they passed by a television(I don't fucking know. Apparently it's modern tech with earlier era traditions?)
and went "HOW DO THEY TRAP PEOPLE INT HESE BOXES?!" everyone laughed but me.
But yea, glad I'm out of that school.

>>1941998
It'll come when you least expect it. I had two friends from high school invite me to go to Vegas with them when I turned 21. They were the kids in school who wore cloaks regardless of the season, but I figured hey maybe they grew out of it. Boy was I wrong.

I find myself drunk and staggering back into the hotel room as they prepared the room for my initiation into their vampire clan. I was going to "receive their bodily fluids" and become one of them which I could only assume meant drinking their blood or taking an orifice full of spunk, they were both into cutting and orgies.

Moral of the story - Be careful who you go to Vegas with

>>1941391
This one looks reall good, actually. I'd hit it.

This story is not exactly a weeaboo story, but just a batshit insane girl story that involves a video game a bit. Here it goes.
I once knew a girl who was going out with one of my friends and lived with him, who started a lot of drama because she was always not letting him have friends over etc. but the worse of the troubles began when she explained a little thing called "Alto" to the guy's best friend. Let's call the guy she was going out with Roch, the girl Nin, and the friend Jay. So Nin is talking to Jay over AIM one day explaining to him why he can't come over and they start having a fight and she runs the excuse of "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" So he, being the kinda guy who helps everyone compromise and always has something to say to help people, asks her what her problem is. So after some bullshit she decides to tell him. Apparently she was really obsessed not just with the game, Twisted Metal, but with the creator of the game, who she said she was in love with and that was the cause of problems with Roch. So this is pretty fucking crazy and stupid at this point, but it gets much much worse.

>>1942030 continued
Jay, of course, tells her that she's stupid to think that the creator of Twisted Metal would ever want to be with her since he's older and married most likely, and she was only like 16 or 17 at the time. She then tells him that she does know that she could be together with him because, here it comes, she has the ability to go to an alternate would that is about 10 years ahead of our world in time... yeah she really said that. She calls this world Alto, and she goes there by listening to ambient music with headphones, in the dark while rocking back and forth. The room would then start to shake and rumble, and she'd wake up there ten years in the future... where she is married to the creator of Twisted Metal.There was also some shit about Alto having a different event happen when she was younger and something about an older brother that she still hasn't met in real life, but it's still crazy as fuck all the same. Anyway, she explains that she's having problems with Roch because she knows that some day Twisted Metal guy is gonna meet her and fall in love with her, and it's her destiny to be with him.

>>1942032 continued

Jay sent me and a few other friends who were in the little group and much lulz were had at the time and we had our own little mini memes or whatever you wanna call them amongst ourselves. I always planned to post something about this on 4chan along with chat logs to show her true craziness as it was happening, but I'm lazy as fuck. All of this happened around 2007 or so, and she's a bit more sane now, but I haven't talked to her much since the events. I think some day I'll actually write this all out more coherently for the fine folks of 4chan, but this is good enough for now.
Sorry for the long winded post, but I hope you can get some enjoyment out of it. Oh, and here's a shitty photoshop I made the night Jay told me about this.

>>1942013
Did you guys steal a tiger and trap an asian man in the trunk of your father in law's Mercedes?

>>1942034
Here's a tiny bit of the conversation that I just refound after two years hidden on my old hard drive.
> Let me tell you: This place is my home and these people are my family. I come eher to talk about the only thing I care about: Twisted Metal. The main reason I love it so much is because I have a deep tie with the creator of the game Mike Giam. I can't tell you why he's so important to me but know that he is my life. One of the people at TMA said he would talk to the administraitor of the website so I could talk to him because the admin was friends with Mike. That being my sole conceren, I did what he told me to do so he would talk to the admin. I had to make a post siding with him because no one else does and he feels stupid.

>>1942046
... I was thinking the same thing.

>>1942046
No, but I thank God I wasn't slipped anything and that I drove my own car up instead of carpooling with them like they wanted.

Also lol Hangover reference, nice

>>1942034
Oh my god...

>>1942056
Yeah, srsly.
Any way, I'm reading over the chatlogs again and seeing shit I forgot about, like Calypso(TM character) existing in Alto.

walloftext, sorry for grammar/spelling mistakes but I need to share this.


Our local lolita fashion meet-up has always been quite lovely. Nice people, every time I attend I make some new friends, newbie-friendly group, awesome locations for photos and so on. Since the beginning of this year or so there's this... girl... thing who annoys the fuck out of everyone. We're usually happy about every new lolita in our area, but we all wish she would just, I don't know, spontaniously combust so we don't have to deal with her any more. She happens to be a BJD owner "because rori-chans luuuuuuv dolls, right?" and I swear the feeds every cliché about BJD fans there is.
Batshit insane obese nerd with bad personal hygiene who treats her dolls like they had souls and if they were her husbandos? Check every box.
She brings her doll to meet-ups and talks to him as if "he" was real. She calls him "Mein Schatzi", I don't think I have to translate that. Urgh. She tries to force me and the other girls to talk to her doll, and when we refuse in a friendly manner, she's like "Why u do this, now Schatzi-kun is a very very sad dollie-chan ;_____;!". Every once in a while, she would interrupt conversations about "un-loli topics" like politics or video games and whatnot with a "Excuse me, but my Schatzi doesn't want to talk about this ^____^". We ignore her. She accused the male attendants (mostly some loli's boyfriend, or local photographers) of our meet-up of being pedophiles and stalkers because she "feels uncomfortable when creepy men are around". When she talks about something else than her doll-boyfriendo, it sounds like this: "rofl, what are you looking at, you baka?" when passangers stare, or "Oh my God you have the most kawaii dress ever, sugoi desu, XD" she SAYS ROFL AND "EX-DEE" OUT LOUD, I KID YOU NOT.
She also demanded that her BJD gets its own chair in the restaurant.

>>1942063
She's incredibly fat, she smells, dresses horribly, and everytime I see her she has greasy yellow-dyed hair and stains on her clothing. The most people on out meet-up are between 16 and late twenties. Because of her insane behaviour and her inability to dress herself, comb her hair and maintain proper hygiene, we all thought she was 13 or so
Then I found her on an anime forum and, face meet palm, her profile said she was a child care worker and 25 years old.

>>1942049
Ohgod.

This thread makes me feel amazing... Thanks OP.

>>1940871
WHOA WHOA WHOA!... did you by any chance go to Miami Beach Senior High? Because we had a 22 year old retarded kid just like that... wtf?

>>1942052
Well, thank you very much for enjoying it. Also on the subject of cars, I had an associate from work who was a huge car weeaboo. He bought an automatic Chevy Cobalt(not even japanese, I know) and riced it out. By ricing out I mean Huge AutoZone spoiler, shitty body kit,neon underglo, fartcan exhaust and generic anime stickers all over it. That's not even the worse part. When he got his tax return two years ago he put tvs in the headrests, and a big flipdown screen that he would play hentai on while driving around. Last I saw of the car, all of the screens got stolen and his interior got cut up.

I can't tell if half the pictures in this thread are Ultra-Weeaboo's or Nu-Raver/Ed Banger faggots.

Eitherway both are fail in public.

>>1942065
She's the kind of person that should be nowhere near a school, or kids.

I've known this one girl for a while, I met her while she was still in grade school, I was in high school at the time and I'd just so happened to be wearing a Naruto shirt (I hate myself for it, but it was a gift from my now dead aunt), and we just so happened to be at the mall. She approached me and jesus she's the embodiment of shitty Hot Topic "omglolgoffikemo" kid. She's wearing black lipstick, white FACE PAINT and black eye make up, and she says to me, "OMG (I shit you not, she honestly said it, pronounced it like, ohm-gh)! You like Naruto too! Sasuke is so kawaii~~~!! X3 Sakura is such a whore lol (said that too, like low-l)! SasuNaru is the cutest thing ever! Kawaii desu ne~!" And me, being the polite, sophomore that I was, just nodded and said something like "yeah, yeah, great stuff" and tried to go back to talking to my friends who had gotten onto the topic of how shitty our science teacher was.

But this prepubescent little "goffik" kid will not go away, she sits down with us, and then proceeds to whine. Here's how it went. "No one ever listens to me because I dress goffikly (yes, she said that too)! They think I'm a cweep and want to suck their bwood!" and this gets my friends attention and then she starts beaming like she's hot shit and says; "Do you guys like aneemay too!? I love Naruto it's the best show ever OMG! I love SasuNaru and yaoi and like when Sasuke and Naruto kissed in episode three it was so KAWAII~~~~"

She's got the ugliest face ever, rotund, crater faced little whore. I got forced to take her to the swimming pool here once, she wore a STRING BIKINI. and her legs are the flabbiest things I've ever seen. Not to mention her huge stomach and flabby boobs.

It's disgusting and I want to kill her. All she ever talks about is Naruto, and all the gentle suggestions I've made about getting an acne wash have been met with "OMG You think I'm ugly! I'm telling my mom OMG!"

Oh, and I forgot to mention, my mother loves her to death.

>>1942078
My thoughts exactly.

>>1942072
Oh my god I hate douchebags like that. I unfortunately share an apartment coplex with a wigger that has a convertible mustang with 9001 TVs. He wakes the entire complex up every morning at 2 A.M. With his douchebag bass rattling windows and setting off every single car alarm from here to the Ambassador Bridge(Auburn Hillsfag).

>>1942063
>>1942065

LOL WAT.

ITT: Aspergers

>>1942086
Worst part is, he's a cop. So complaining to the police is futile, and even if this was "the hood" no one would steal it. He got a kid arrested for scuffing his door with a skateboard. Sorry for breaking subject of the thread.

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I went to an Ayabie concert in Chicago last year and got stuck in line with these two... I don't even know. One was very tall and awkward and explained her orthopedic shoes to me without provocation. NO LIE. The second introduced herself to me using her made-up japanese name ("stage name") and claimed to be 1/2 japanese. But she was just a fat mexican. Both were dressed like retards and neither would stop talking. I was so happy to cut up in line to get away from them.

And in jr high I went to anime club at the library for a while. It was pretty lax, we usually watched Futurama while eating snacks and reading manga. But then these faggots went outside ant TP'd the neighbors and it nearly got shut down.