Because you touch yourself at night.

The Law of Cosplay Enthusiasm: The opportunity to escape reality will often blind a cosplayer to their own shortcomings in their effort to represent a character. Common deficiencies are tailoring skills, prop making skills, acting skills, social skills, physical appearance, or the money that could buy their way out of any aforementioned lack.

Wait...what the hell is going on here?? Is that supposed to be Touga and Anthy?

Please tell me it isn't. Otherwise my #1 fandom goes down the shitter ;A;.

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now that you mention... ohmigawd.