[x] genuflect

I direct her to the restroom.

FUCK NO BITCH
Cuntpunt her across the lawn
Feel immensely self-satisfied
Go fuck a female Engie
???
Profit

Introduce her to my friend Roy Harms

"Hey, mister.. What do you think you are doing?"

Her friend surprised you.

"W-wh.. I'm, I'm praising her, she did a good job with the suit."

You're OK for now.

"Hey, mister. Don't you think I look pretty as well?^^"

Things are really OK now.

>>1933345
Hi, I'm Mr. Metrocon wanna be in my chess match?

You told them that you have several suits, ideas and material at home. They giggle together and agree that they want to follow you home and try them out and maybe make their own suits.

They are now at your command.

FUN TIMES!

Slap that book out of her hands.

>>1933351
She needs to pull up her skirt.

>>1933355

Are you mad?
Let gravity do its work.

>>1933351
WHY ARE HER ARMS SO LONG
GODDAMN
YOGA STRIKE

>>1933335
I'll challenge her to a game. A special game.
If she wins I will sign her book (if you know what I mean). If I win I will punch her vagina. And more.

>>1933458
i want to play too
under what conditions do i get to punch your vagina, denmark

>>1933466
Lets play a game of chess. Im free on sunday.

>>1933468
i accept your challenge
i shall not fail
rest assured your vagina will be punched in the end

>>1933473
What if it turns out I dont actually have a vagina?

>>1933479
you best be joking.

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>>1933484
You will never know, cause you're not winning that game of chess.

This place sucks and is for retarded morons only. You should check out the best site on the WWW instead:

Type "www.Anon" into your address field. Follow with "Talk" and finish it off with a nice ".com". Now press enter and bookmark the resulting page. Then remove 4chan from your bookmarks. You have now seen the light. Welcome.

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>>1933335
i'd probably get all shy myself and not know what to say :3

anymore pics of her? she's really cute

>>1933486
oh you're in for a surprise
I have been training for an entire 6 minutes now, and I know every strategy in the book, from the Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall to the Reverse Dirty Sanchez

>>1933495
I've been trained by the 2nd best chess-player in Denmark, since I was 10. We stopped playing when I was 15, but Im still good.
You are going doooooown. DOOOWN.

>>1933491

This girl on deviantart, Blackoholik, posted them, there's some more, but these were the best.

EAT THAT BITCH. DAMN I'M HUNGRY

>>1933500

>>1933539
USA USA USA USA USA

>>1933347
damn, >race

why not color of skin?
silly americans

>>1933546
Because skin color != race.
Try living in a place more diverse than your Caucasian neighborhood with a few Moroccan manservants, and you'd notice that.

>>1933539
I accept my loss. But you drew my haircut wrong.

>>1933335
>>1933345
>>1933351

Beat her ass for wearing a Hot Topic Misa cosplay with NO WIG.

>>1933637
is this better?


p.s. your head looks like a dong

>>1933647
Thank you. *tear*.
And yea I know. My country supports the energy of Dongs, so I guess its a good thing.

>>1933637

I've read that you should not shout at your kids in Denmark, 'cause they like children so much...

Now I know the true and filthy meaning of this.

>>1933655
guess you could say you have an energy dome HEH

>>1933656
Oh I dont know about that, its more like the kids like the adults. We're all crybabies in this country, so anything will make us cry.

>>1933661
dohohohohoho