Enjoy your ugly as sin women.

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another i found on /rs/

Either you suck as a photographer, have no portfolio to show, or are getting ripped off for your measly $200. But hey, I'd do it, too. Is she hot? You'll have fap material for ages.

>>1886051
i dont have a lot of photo skills or equipment, but im good enough to be used in this fashion, its not for the money, i told my friend that if the site does pay me as a photographer then i would give it to her because i dont need it... and as fap material goes, im going to be set for life once i get the images onto my PC for editing

>>1886060

AWWWWW.

Be a man; take the photos, take the money, and take the girl...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. That kind of attitude will get you nowhere in the world.

Think about this: a girl you know is asking YOU to take lewd shots of her. To a man who thinks that this woman is trying to see if he's a pervert, he will do what you're planning on doing, which is being a prude.

HOWEVER: that is exactly what you should NOT do, if you ever want to go anywhere with this girl, in a romantic sense. This isn't even a test; this is a flat-out formal invitation from her to you asking you to give her the hot-beef-injection (don't criticize me; I just got done watching The Breakfast Club).

You would be the wisest man on the planet to take full advantage of this turn of events.

And, in case this wasn't good enough, on top of all of that you are being PAID. You, my friend, are living the dream of every man on this board: getting PAID to have SEX with a hot chick.

Get out of here; you don't belong here with us lowly beings.

>>1886083
crappy thing about that though is that im really not a pervert (people know this, which is why i keep ending up in the friend zone (see pic)) and she also has a BF

>>1886098
that image is soul crushingly sad, especially at this point in time. Fuck you for making me so depressed right before bed anon! Fuck you!


... or me because our friends won't. ;_;

>>1886098

Then grow a pair and surprise her, dammit. Take the lead.

Think for a second: why would she be asking you to take pictures of her in perverted positions if she was satisfied with her boyfriend?

Ladies, check me on this if I'm telling flat-out lies, but don't women go about simple matters in stupid roundabout ways? There is no simple way to tell a guy she likes them; there is a long, drawn-out process that usually involves going over the top and sometimes even crashes and burns.

Chicks are just crazy like that, man. If this one is anything like that, she's doing exactly what I'm telling you: she's testing you to see how you react. Girls don't want one of their Guy-Friends to take shots of her in her birthday suit and a Yoko wig, unless she thinks you're asexual or homosexual.

>>You'll have fap material

there's only been one girl from Cosplay Deviants whose looks weren't barf-inducing.

>>1886137

OP, is this your woman in question, or is this the one >>1886126 was talking about?

>>1886169
that aint my woman, thats all i know

>>1886216

then tell us about her. Why do YOU think she is asking you to take pictures of her, instead of her boyfriend or a professional?

man I just won a free sup for a month buy killing my mouth by stuffing cookies into my mouth for 2 minutes.

Great concept, terrible execution.

>>1886256
probly mainley because i do have minimal photoshop/photo skills and i have worked with her before, she also knows that im really open minded for a person who works at a church, she knows that i wont ever judge her based on just how she looks... were also bounceing ideas back and fourth about non-cosplay artistic nudes we can do

>>1886307

has she expressed ANY discontent with her current boyfriend? Do you even LIKE this girl beyond the friendship level?

>>1886005
Ask why the males never show cock :(

>>1886331
i have no intrest in becomeing more than friends with her (she is a drama queen)

>>1886332
IDK why guys dont show there dicks off, nor do i care

>>1886340

Then why didn't you say from the start you weren't interested in her physically? I swear, SOME people....

You seem unambitious, so this doesn't surprise me. Though, I still recommend going out and finding a girl you want to be with; it does wonders for the body, both physically and spiritually.

Why has this thread turned into one about OP's love life? All he wants to know is if shooting CD noods is a good idea or not.

Anyway, OP, if you're a decent photog, I'd say it's not a bad idea. They can use all the non-shit photographers they can get.

>>1886402
thank you, that really was the type of response i was after from the start

Look at this in terms of money and a good way to spend an afternoon, nothing more.

After graduating college, I freelance video'd for a bit and one of my jobs involved recording a risqué viral marketing video. It was kind of boring, the girls weren't very attractive, and I couldn't use it on a resume, but it paid the bills and I got a few fun stories out of it.

At any rate, you clearly aren't going to bone her, so just look at it as time, money, and story telling fodder.

When are the mother fucking mods gonna start doing their jobs

>>1887310
>>1886012
am i violating rules? i checked the rules board and im pretty sure im still golden with them

Wow, thread derailment. I say go for it. My experience has been some interactions with suicide girls as well as taking plenty of nude glamour shots for horny friends. On the surface I would object to a site of this. I personally have a strong objection to suicide girls due to them selling out and to their shitty contracts for corperate gain when really, as a larger entity now, they should be treating their people better. Plus their noncompete clause is bullshit.
Moving on to why I think you should do this; its because cosplay deviants is AWESOME. I mean every time you go to a con, you are destined to think of one of them talking it all off for you. It doenst happen as often as one would like, so to replace that urge, we have cosplay deviants. Now our sexual energies have a place to point. And the rest of cosplay can focus on other things. Lets face it, when CD's are at a con, you know where that sort of party is. it draws everyone of that ilk in. Problem solved. So the point im trying to reach is that you really shouldnt do this because its a company, or because there is money or pussy involved, you should do it because it is a service to the greater good! You sir improve the community through your efforts. Any personal gain beyond that is just a huge bonus.

tl;dr DO IT FAGGOT!

>>1887487
You stupid shit; "All boards that default to the Burichan (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe". Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed."

>>1887496
well thank you, i did not know that, though i remember days when i say more topless people on this board than on /s/

>>1886098
DO NOT EVER SLEEP WITH YOUR MODELS. It will only end in one of two ways. Horrible for you, or horrible for everybody.

>>1887507
For better or worse, there are still more attractive women posted here compared to /s/.

As for CD, OP you are getting very underpaid. But, hey, it's practice and it's not like you're an established photographer. Go for it, just don't ever try to put it on a resume or anything. Think of it as an under-the-table side job.

>>1887494
That back work is gorgeous

>>1887568
i just showed that to my model and as it turns out she knows this girl, she is really nice too aparentley

Out of curiosity, has anyone lurking here ever done photo work for a porn session that didn't turn out boring and unfortunate? It seems like it would be an awesome job but getting stuck with a boner you can't touch while watching people who probably aren't that attractive in person go at it must kind of suck, but curiosity strikes.

I know when I did it, the women were pathetically unattractive (for what they were doing) and it was a big disappointment.

>>1888681
fortunately for me my model knows that if i have to step out for a few minutes that its just me taking some personal time and she shouldn't follow

>>1886005
You'll be helping her lose every shred of decency, dignity and respect anyone ever held for her. Can you live with that?

So you think I'm a 'drama queen'?

Not to worry. You're well below my standards.

>>1888972
nice try annon, you scared the piss out of me, but i looked back on IM records of the girl im going to be working with and she dosnt punctuate most of her stuff properley

>>1887494
So basically all the creeps follow them around, leaving the rest of the con to civilized folk? Go do that then. Either way, you can only expect crap like this from Florida.

OP do you even have any examples of your work? Cause Im willing to bet you're just a dumbass with a sony cybershot.

I call bullshit on the OP. If you're legit why not show us this girl you're gonna be shooting so we can get the preemptive EWWWW out of the way!

WTF where did all the "rape her" suggesting men come from? I thought /cgl/ was femme onry.

Maybe the girl asked OP because she trusts him not to try stupid shit and feels comfortable with him photographing.

Who's the OP girl?

GOD DAMMIT I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY, I LOVE CD SO GODDAMN MUCH

>>1889555
well obviously the girl is an idiot because OP here is bashing her like hell.

OP here: wow, i cant believe this thread is still up

>>1889206
close, its a HP point and shoot style camera, if the first shoot goes well though i will look into getting a DSLR (i need one for my laser engraving business anyway)

>>1889211
because i am a man of honor, and though i do have a few pictures of her, i will not show them to anyone without explicit permission

>>1889555
you are correct, im so deep into her friend zone i couldnt get out even if i wanted to, but she knows that she can be nude in front of me without having to worry about me pulling anything

>>1889614
bashing? i called her a drama queen, which she is, but i still love her (as a friend)