I gave Eurobeat King my e-mail address. Does that count?

I punched a guy right in the jaw when he was harassing a friend of mine. I guess that was over the line but goddamn what it satisfying.

>>1868415
Yes.

Smacked a bitch at a rave so bitch would learn her place.

Bumping out of curiosity.

being peer-pressured into participating in embarassing photos is about the worst of it. I don't think I've done anything -too- shameful at cons.

Glomped a Snape cosplayer. Not that "bad"? Well, she did not like it. But I kept glomping and yelling UWAAAH KAWAII SUNAIPU-KUN!!1 while my friends took a gazillion embarassing pictures. I still feel kind of bad about it
I often try to forget my younger yaoi-loving self... Thank God those times have passed.

>>1868507
>UWAAAH KAWAII SUNAIPU-KUN!!1

That alone makes this a horrible, horrible thing you did.

>>1868511
I know, I know...
How these girls with the yaoi-paddles manage not to die of shame is beyond me.

>>1868514
It's because they're not thinking about what they're doing.

>>1868521
but... years later? :/

>>1868507

I share your pain, for when I was a young obnoxious otaku I too did similar things.

I cringe every time I think about those cons D :

>>1868507
I wish I could hurt the past

>>1868529
"Will you draw sugoi yaoi piccus in my con-hon, desu desu XD?"

>>1868534

Yeah! Let's go back in time and beat it up!
PIC SEMI-RELATED.

>>1868534
Nah come on, almost everyone was an obnoxious brat when they were teenagers.

I made out with another girl for a yaoi picture.

I didn't even like yaoi, or that pairing, or girls. I just thought "okay sure why not."

What the fuck, self.

I took something from the dealer's room.

I DIDN'T HAVE FIFTEEN DOLLARS, I LOOKED, I REALLY DID.

I harassed some girl really badly for cosplaying L years ago.

I feel bad about it now. Saw her at a local con as one of the most kickass Bleach cosplayers I've ever seen and she was treating me so nicely and she wasn't actually a weaboo.
Karma sucks.

Best thing I can offer is that I got charged WAY too much for a commission in the artist's alley at Boston. I had a girl who did a full watercolor for me last year for 30. This year, a different girl (couldn't find the first artist) did one that she charged me 60 for and it wasn't even a full sized piece of paper. By the time I knew she was doing a painting like, the size of an index card, it was to late to not get the picture.

I actually REGRET not becoming a roidrage douche at this fucking dealer hall scammer (redundant, I know). At AX 2005 they have this shithead who owns/screams the big Yaoi booth. My girlfriend (I swear...) buys 3 mags. The thing is, the mags have a color coded sticker on them for how hardcore their content was. Of course, she picks ones with the SUPER XXX JIZZ TSUNAMI labels. First one had some censored buttsecks, nothing too amazing. Second had some suggestive pictures in it, but it was 90% moonspeak. 3rd one was complete Japanese text with no pictures. We didn't leave the area and checked them out almost immediately after buying them, so the clerk we talked to knew for certain that we just got them. She brings the mislabeled bullshit to Senator Cockdribbler, who then scolds us for not speaking Japanese and assuring us that the text was, indeed, some hardcore shit. I continue to be cordial and ask him if I can just get a refund then. He tells me the best he can do is let me swap 2 of them for something else. Of course I just look at this guy like he must be fucking kidding me when my girlfriend tells me to calm down. Me, being a pussy, back down and say alright. One of the 2 mags she swapped were just as retarded, and luckily at least the last one had a 10 year old Cloud getting assfucked. Jesus christ I wish I could punch him in the god damn mouth.

I don't think I've done anything really bad at a con. I have upset other cosplayers before, though. Only once was it intentional. I'll keep it vague, though, because I think she lurks here.

There was this 13 year-old cosplaying the same character as me at our state's big convention. She thought she was very hot shit because she claimed she was the 'best' of that character and didn't use a wig, ect. After the con, she continued bragging on the forums like, every day.
The next year comes around and I cosplay the character again. This time, I completely re-vamped the costume, got a beautiful wig and lost a ton of weight.

Girl saw me, while in the same costume from last year and started to cry, because I looked 'better'. =/

>>1868610
She sounds like a bitch and is probably part of /cgl/'s bitchy-estrogen-overload issue. Let her cry. Bitch, if you read this, YOU are part of what's ruining cons for the rest of us. You and your ego. Nice to see it shattered.

>>1868542

...I used to carry around a Yaoi Paddle because I thought I looked awesome with it...

pic related.

I was at a Disney gathering and a group of girls mentioned they saw a Snow White cosplayer in the Artist Alley.
"Oh yeah," I said, "her skirt looks like a space blanket!" I said excitedly, knowing who they were talking about. Now I didn't mean it negatively at all, it's just that her skirt had the same sheen and gold color as that of a space blanket, but they made me feel like the biggest bitch ever for it before they shunned me.
"I don't make diss other Disney cosplayers," One of the girls said as she turned her back to me.

>>1868634
:\ I would have meant it negatively. That's a terrible fabric choice. And it's not even ironed properly. Is that tissue lame?

Played with other peoples props during a photoshoot.

>>1868570

This happened to a friend of mine at anime north, kind of. He said the doujin she bought was really hardcore but there was hardly even anything suggestive in it at all. I think there was a piggy back ride at one point and the characters walking around shirtless? She went back to get a refund, but he wouldn't give it to her.

Fallen in love. With girls who will never love me back.

I'll share.

Tell someone to die and kill yourself. Also adding the 10x yelling where everyone in the convention lobby can hear you. Then get accused hurting a woman when I just turned like 90 degrees to walk away while she was putting me in a security lock. Having Hotel security telling the girl to sue me. The girl got taken to the hospital. Almost got thrown out of the convention and hotel. And still continued to tell the guy who's been pissing me off in the first place to convince him to kill himself.

>>1868801
Wait, what?

>>1868640
I have no goddamn idea, I think if she tried to iron it, it'd melt.

I walked in front of the taping of a Cosplay Chess match. I was trying to be so cautious of the photographers, I didn't notice the video camera up there all by itself... I've yet to find the vid on youtube or anything.

Slept with a guest?

Swooped Maguma... I guess some may consider it bad.

I cosplayed Yoko.
and liked it.

>>1868408

kind of off topic but:

this is the first time I've seen an image I've made get reposted


also, I know it was you that posted it fingers 0);}

Slipped a Yaoi pic of Edward Elric and Roy Mustang in hot Yaoi sex...under Vic Mangina's door to his room.

>>1868998
How is that bad? I would have done it... Better yet, a picture of every character he has voiced in hot yaoi sex.

>>1868998
I was actually disappointed that he wasn't going to a con i went to earlier this year JUST because I wanted to do this so badly.

Got hammered night before con in hotel bar, got up hungover to fuck put on warm costume get to con centre tempreature skyrockets, I pass out in con toilets. Lulz

>>1868998

I think you're posting in the wrong thread. This one is for people who've done BAD things.

Bitched and sounded angsty about my ex-girlfriend to a crowd while on stage at the karaoke room (I saw her pass in the hotel lobby with new boyfriend) then proceeded to sing horribly.

It was anime expo 2003 i think. Or 04.

I kissed a girl. And I liked it.

>>1869036
I hope you got herpes.

>>1869044
I dunno, your mum seemed clean to me.

>>1869047
Well I guess you are a necrophiliac, Cancer, 7 years ago.

>>1869011

He always goes to Kawaii-Kon guarantee. That's one of his major weaknesses.

>>1868996

OP here. It made me giggle, so I had to save it. Also bump.

Here is the most horrible thing I have done.
And because Im a bitch I dont feel bad.
So anyway at a con a year back, as I watched the cosplay masq, this girl (who I dont like anyway) came on stage.
She looked so fucking disgusting, I immideatly ran out the door, went to the bathroom and threw up.
I guess its not horrible cause noone knew about it untill now.
But I like to keep my nice-person facade up at cons, so I never really do anything bad. ~

>>1869169
don't worry Demark, a lot of people who enter the masquerade make me feel exactly the same way whether I like them or not.

>>1869048
Maybe this is why I find Forsaken chicks so hot...

>>1868514
>>1868521
I don't understand why they think just because it's a Yaoi Paddle that can hit anyone they want with it. Fuck, I have one between my group and we NEVER hit other people with it unless asked, it's only for use between the group. But these fangirls come up to me and smack my ass off with it, last time I tripped one on the concert at NYAF. Was going to beat her with my prop but I love it too much.

Did naughty things with a very well known guest. Well, it wasn't at the con, but I went to his house a few weeks later.

Something bad done at cons...

I've held up "Will engage in yaoi for food/food money" posters, when I've had plenty of dough, just to see how many guys would be forced by their female friends/girlfriends to make out with another guy.

I actually have gotten more than ten guys in one con before, and out of all of the different men who have taken me up on this offer, only about two were genuinely swishy.

I confused the cast of Full Metal Panic with the guys from FMA.

I incorporated 10 pounds of C4 into my costume and detonated it in the dealers hall

>>1869261
This is bad and you should feel bad.

>>1869263
Pics or it didn't happen.

Pic somewhat related.

My associate and I set up sting operations in cons from time to time. Usually, my associate would openly flirt men and invite them to hotel room for some poontang. My job was to barge in and take photos.

>>1869295
holy shit clean your room you pig

>>1869295

moar

>>1869295
Ha. Double trap.

>>1869297

>>1869302
i- i think i'm in love

>>1869302
Hmmm... I'd hit it.

>>1869295
>>1869302
So, wait. Would these be pics of yourself, or your associate?

>>1869295
>>1869302
It's a trap!

I was at A-Kon with my group a few years ago and I left my rum out and one of the 18-yr-olds drank a fuckton of it and was damn near bad enough to have to go to the hospital. I had to stay up all night to make sure he lived.

I also threatened to beat the shit out of a volunteer (actually walking up to him and priming up before he lost himself in the volunteer amoeba near him) because wronged me. That one's a long story.

>>1869378
Was this rum in a barrel or something?

cosplayed a naruto character because a girlfriend begged me to -.- I used to have dignity

>>1869385
You're lying. You've never had a girlfriend.... or dignity.

Fanime three years ago. This creepy furry guy kept stalking/harassing my friend and it was really making her nervous so the next time he showed up I stole his candy from him and started chucking it in his face. He looked really dejected and I probably ruined his entire weekend.

I still feel good about that story.

I have stolen for about $70 worth of anime goods from a dealer.......and I know the guy(dealer).......I am going to hell >_<

got shit FACED and went to a spanking party at dragoncon dressed as Yuna. Shit was nuts.

>>1869391

ouch, anon; that one was below the belt.

Made uncouth jokes while cosplaying hetalia. Er, well, was in the vicinity of people making uncouth jokes very loudly involving my character and just going "ahah yeah...."

That's why I'll never go to American cons lol

I was starving (having walked and havent eaten most of the 2 days and not being *NEARLY* prepared considering it was my first con)

I ended up reaching into this chubby naruto character bag of snacks (he was suppose to be that one chubby on in the series in his defense) and ate a few of his chips when he wasnt looking. I seriously would never have done it hadnt been my blinding hunger. He was all like 'what the...' which is a completely understandable reaction and I just apologized.

Met up with the guy a few months later and figured he was cool with it (for forgot) considering he was trying to hit on me at some comic book store. SILLY.

>>1869048
HAHAHA YOUR MOMS DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA

I entered a 'masquerade' which turned out to be a costume contest. It was my first con and I ran offstage in some shitty half-assed Itachi costume in fear.

>>1868545
I wasn't
:[

>>1869592
Herp. At least I'm not trolling you.

>>1869641
As someone who's name is supposed to become a deterrent to trolls, you sure seem to lack a basic concept of the rules of trolling trolls. Starting at rule 1:

If you acknowledge the trolls, they win.

I joined in on some /b/ group activities at one con like: closing pools, raiding a gaia ball, and shouting memes : (

>>1868408

I sucked gay cock and I loved it.

>>1869699
Oh come on, my cock isn't THAT gay.

>>1869674
Do I sound angry? I'm having a little fun here.

>>1869674
Also I know who it is.

I think I might have dissed a few people who wanted photos of me because I was tired/hungry/cranky/feeling like crap/etc

at this small Con I went to, there werent that many good cosplayers. but anyway while waiting in line for this auditorium thing to start, I saw a REALLY good Dark Saber cosplay walking to the end of the line behind me.
at that moment without really thinking I throw my hands up and scream out. "SEEEIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
everyone looked at me funny and she got this wierd look, then started walking faster.
that and I walked into that con and stayed there all day without playing for a pass.

I turned around and jokingly flipped off a photographer who sniped a picture because I thought it was a friend of mine. When he moved the camera away from his face, I realized he was a total stranger. I kind of feel bad for flipping him off, but really, he shouldn't be sniping pictures in the first place.

Mean commentary to a bunch of strangers during the masq using my DS chat. Insulting illustrations were included.

Some girl came up to me with Joker(?) face paint smeared ALL OVER HER FACE on at Katsucon and yelled "CAN I GLOMP YOU?" right in my face.
Fearing the safety of my costume, and perhaps as a gut reaction as well, I yelled "FUCK NO GET AWAY FROM ME" right in her face. And then basically just walked away.

Actually, I don't feel bad about that.

>>1869884

I had a grubby girl at AN 09 this year who I THINK was suppose to be Gaara from Naruto but actually LOOKED like the Joker because her face makeup was all smudge FROM hugging people it looked like. I was with my boyfriend, and because we were both wearing WHITE t-shirts so naturally, we said no. We kept walking away from her and she still came up to me with her arms open thinking it was still ok and I shoved her into her friend.

Also, talking about free hugs, I was walking back to our car and this girl came running up to me with a fursuit HEAD and paws on, but no middle? It was really freaky looking and screaming 'FREE HUGS!!' at me wasn't helping XD My boyfriend just ignored her but I just felt the need to say something so I yelled 'HEY! ITS MC GRUFF THE CRIME DOG!' as we walked by and she pulled off her furry head to pout and scowl at me xD Her friends were all angry at me too but meh. It wasn't even like a furry though, it was literally just a dog costume or some shit.

>>1869838
Thing is, they decided to do it when the photographer grabbed my camera... It's hilarious now, but it wasn't then for me.

>>1869838
Woah. I flip off every photographer I notice sniping. I wasn't aware I should feel bad...

I cosplayed Saior V...and people thought I was a trap.

Had a dealers booth at Momocon and had all the dealers hatin me cause we were doing the chicken dance.

Had a guy make out with my shoe for money >.>

I'm a very boring guy. I don't get noticed at cons, so I never do anything wrong... anyway:
At my first con (I was something like 16), me and a friend decided to do a Blacksmith (from RO) costume. Because we were lazy and started late.
A lot of people at the con thought we were a gay couple and we insulted some girls who asked us to do yaoi.
Also, at the same con, I "sold" my friend for candies.

I was crossplaying a male character that is straight in canon but frequently slashed in fandom. After refusing to take yaoi pictures at the photoshoot, this whale of a girl with festering acne smacks me across the ass with her yaoi paddle and yells "You are cured!"

Instead of hitting her, I broke the paddle and tossed it into the fountain.

Otakon 06 True Story

>>1870187
Out of curiosity, which character?

>>1870107
Whats with all the hate for candid shots on /cgl/?

>>1870187

Millardo Peacecraft/Zechs Marquis

>>1870107
I approve of this, and I'm a con photographer. Fuckers like this make the legit ones look bad by sheer association.

>>1870211
Why can't you grow a spine just ask for a photo instead? You might even get to talk to a girl for once.

>>1870302
Because posed pictures are the best pictures, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z2HfDwraT4

>>1868998
No, you are a hero

I talked shit about another cosplayer in a bought costume. She claimed to have made it and entered the cosplay contest. She was dissing on everyone else costume. I told the judges. Then later she threw a huge fit on how much she spent on Ebay for the costume.

I free badge all the so cali conventions.

>>1869255
i bet it was with steve bennett. i see him fucking ugly girls from cons all the time.

>>1870187
You're my hero <3

Aside from ghosting a friend in, I've never really done anything bad. I do regret not slapping the shit out of this stupid drunk squid and his shithead girlfriend, after the drunk bitch just walked by and slapped one of my female friends on the ass, very hard. Not only did neither one of them apologize, but the bitch got all pissy that my friend didn't like getting slapped at random, and the stupid squid was trying to be all tough protecting his girlfriend despite the fact that he was a total closetfag and even the smallest girl in our group could have put him down.

Instead, we just reported them to con security, since we knew where they were going (a popular room party that has since been closed down permanently for bringing in too many tourists).

>>1870187
Good Show,

Shit's not cool, ever. I've chucked, broken, a few paddles as it beats sueing them for assault and battery

Well there were some really cute touhou cosplayers at anime boston and I...

...told them they were kawaii and took a picture of them D: oh god i will never live down the shame.

>>1870514
Oh really? Do tell, I'm curious now. I love hearing about Yaoi fangirls getting told off. :D

>>1870522
it was Mikomicon 08 in the afternoon and this girl runs by me and Smacks me in the ass with the paddle full force, WHILE RUNNING, and after hitting me tries to get away. Grabbed the paddle by the Oar and yanked it out of her hand and proceeded to break it over my knee. I handed her the pieces and she yelled at me asking why I did it and demanding I buy her another. I told her she's lucky I even gave the pieces back to her and I didn't decided to sue her for Assault and Battery, not to mention a hit and run case.

Shit's not cool, ever

>>1870553
It really isn't, especially when they don't even ask. It just boggles my mind how anyone can think that sort of shit is okay without asking the person first.

>>1870187
Fucking love it.

I look forward to getting the chance to do this with an upcoming Naruto cosplay of mine. After much deliberation we've decided not to let the other fans get to us and show the world how Naruto looks when it's done right.

>>1870553
Maguma angry, not a sight I ever wish to see. You'd tear shit up man, oh god. You'd lay waste to most anything in your way. Though, the thought of you breaking this girl's paddle over your knee amuses me because she really deserved it.

But I saw "Yaoi" paddles at Fanime, and that's what those things are for? Jesus Christ...

At a late night rave, I met with a total stranger, danced, made out, and had the chance to go back to her hotel room. I declined because my conscious was telling me not to cheat on my then girlfriend. A week later, found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me for a month already, with 2 guys. Worst thing I did was tell that con girl no.

>>1870568
yup. honestly, if someone asks, I'd be more inclined to be ok with it, I got tired of the concept fast (i rarely even let someone I know do it) but I'll stop being mister nice guy when people forget their manners and behavior.

>>1870584 Maguma angry, not a sight I ever wish to see. You'd tear shit up man, oh god. You'd lay waste to most anything in your way.
It's not a sight anyone wants to see. I have a pretty ferocious bad side,

but yea, telling people off about those things isn't something I enjoy doing but it's like "common sense... come on"

and yea Yaoi paddles at cons, those are exactly what they're for, either props or for smacking people.

>>1870586
*pat pat* that's deep D:

>>1870586
Why do people insist on calling con dances raves? Over half of the people at cons could never handle a real rave...

>>1870586
...

Does your name start with T?

>>1870597
At least if they ask, you have a chance to decline; my beef with it is they just assume it's okay without ever stopping to think, "Hey, maybe this person -won't- like me smacking them in the ass with this piece of wood."

>>1870605
exactly. plus without asking you could hit them in the side or in the lower back and cause severe and serious damage. I saw a guy get hit in his lower back and he could barely sit down. his friends took him back to his hotel room after a few minutes so he could lay down.

>>1870597
>>1870597

>>It's not a sight anyone wants to see. I have a pretty ferocious bad side
Yeah? What do you do, scratch them with your nails?? slap them? tell them they are ZZZTUPID???

>>1870608

Ugh, I hate it when stupid bitches hurt people with those fucking paddles. Remember Batsignal-shaped bruise Anon? Yeah, that's me.

>>1870611

Are you trying to rile him up?

Oh god, I can see this playing out like when Kirk pissed off Spock.

>>1870608
That's just awful. :| I am so glad those paddles are banned at most cons now.

>>1870600
No.

>>1870599
That's what the cons call them.

>>1870611
haha, naw. I've never really had to go that far with another person but I've gotten really upset over losing things or forgetting to do something. Got into a really negative vibe at fanime on day 1 cus I thought I had lost my camera, luckily a friend grabbed it at a shoot i left behind that we were doing and i got it back that night.

>>1870613
it'd take a lot more than some cgl trolls to get me that pissed off haha.

>>1870553
Wow. You have earned my respect. Thank you for making the world a better place.

>>1870630
You almost lost your drill after lunch too! D=

>>1870700
well That wouldn't be as bad as losing a camera. that drill can be remade. but 300 dollars and about 200 photos can't be replaced that easily hahaha

>>1870698
you're welcome. I'm all gung ho for fun and games but if you do some immature shit and don't be polite, You'll get scolded!

My friend decided it would be a fun idea to "cockblock" me during a con. So, I fucked the guy she liked. Twice.

stole a ton of hentai and imported porno mags last year @ AX

the only thing i regret is that they arent really that great =\

>>1869302

Ew.

I raped everyone.

I'm a douche. One year when I was volunteering for a con I was put as the door guard for the dealers room. It was about a half hour before the doors were set to open and the first guy in line was being a whiny bitch. He kept asking for us to open the doors early and tried to incite a riot against us with the other people in line. The guy in question was a Naota cosplayer with a real guitar, so I about two minutes before we opened I asked him if he had checked that as a weapon. He said no. So I told him he wasn't getting in unless he got it checked and that weapons check was at the other end of the con. He asked if I was serious and looked at my fellow con security dude and we both said in unison "YES!". He asked, "Hey can I keep my place in line if I get back in time". We said sure. When he got out of sight we called the person working weapons check on the radio and told her to go on a twenty minute break. We did this loudly so everyone in line could hear it and were greeted to mass applause.

>>1870898
Fucking Brilliant <3

>>1870898

That's just amazing. <3

>>1870898
Bravo.
If I were wherever you are now I'd buy you a beer.

>>1870898
I would suck your cock and swallow the gravy

>>1870898
that's pretty fucking smooth, i must say.

>>1870599
real raves have been dead for awhile, so it's not like it matters.

>>1870898
I would gladly pat you on the pat and hand you a keg of beer if I could.

You are my hero.

I cut the bathroom line completely, and while doing so, ruined a picture of a totally awesome Ironman and other super heroes.

>>1868662
Did she buy it from the big doujin table, or the small one an aisle over? Because the people at the small table looked like they'd pull something like that. The guy selling non-yaoi doujin at the big table let people check through doujins before they bought them. Those covers can be misleading. :(

>>1870187
You'd already broken the paddle, so throwing it into the fountain was just pointless. But you should have thrown her into the fountain.

>>1869295
Let's humiliate guys looking for con sex! Hilarious! I hope one of them takes what he was promised from you by force the next time you try it.

I went to my first con this year, and it was honestly for laughs and entertainment. while walking around I was non-stop mocking every cosplayer I saw in my head.

I would stop and ask random people for a photo, and they'd pose and look so retarded. they really had no idea i was just making fun of them. I also took photos of all of the worst cosplayers i saw and have since been showing the pictures to people for laughs. Im an asshole.

>>1871113
You're a diet asshole. To them, you're just another guy wanting a picture.

>>1871127
"diet" asshole???

>>1871135
you're not a real asshole. if you're gunna make fun of someone don't be a sissy about it :/

>>1871135
Exactly. You're not willing to go full asshole. You're only being mean in your head, and after the fact. To them, you could seem like a pretty nice guy.

Assholes don't come across as nice guys. They come across as assholes.

I beat a furry to death with a led pipe..

...then called him a fag.

>>1871113
>I was non-stop mocking every cosplayer I saw in my head.
>in my head
You're that kid, that jpeg where it says "say that to my face", you're that kid in real life.

-Boo'ed openly at the masq
-groped countless girls in the raves

>>1871390

Is this you, by any chance?

>>1870898
You are my hero. LOL

>>1871396
HAHAHA.

This one time at a rave me and like... 5 other friends were just being idiots and about 3 out of the 5 were drunk. Two of said friends were trying to get me to 'mack' it with random girls in the rave. Towards the end of the rave a girl randomly starts dancing with me and I had NO IDEA how to react... so, I kinda... just... stood... there. I think I'm probably the biggest pussy ever when it comes to girls, and that just makes it 10x worse.

Fuck, I hate myself for that. :|

Made my girlfriend cry at a con once because I was a douche to some gay artist friend of hers. Obvious to me that he wanted to bang her. She was completely oblivious as usual. She's totally faithful and everything, but she just does not understand why guys want to be "friends" with her. It's cute and frustrating at the same time.

We had totally rad makeup sex =]

>>1871425
Just dance my friend. It may feel awkward, and you may make a fool of yourself, but it's better than being a pussy.

But then again, some girls are into the shy nerdy white guy thing so you could actually have that going for you so long as you're not a fatty.

I fell in love with a girl and was too much of a pussy to talk to her.

>>1871426
She's not your property ya'know, your not her father, stop Patronizing her.

>>1871468
Yeah, definitely don't agree with that. cumdumpsters are possessions to be defended. The catch is that they must give themselves willingly. But once that's done...she's mine.

>>1871507
>>possessions
>>give themselves willingly

...What?

>>1871510
So, you're in line for the roller coaster.

You get to the front.

You're next. Time to get in.

Sit down. Strap in.

Roller coaster starts up and you're climbing that first hill. OH NO, SECOND THOUGHTS, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS. But you're strapped in...

It's kind of like that.

>>1870846
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N70LlsQp3wY

farted at a cosplayer's face. Shit was so cash

i bought a huge whiteboard before metrocon, wore a suit, and was drunk the entire first day start to finish.

the entire time i was either being humorous... (following around cosplayers with writing on the board proclaiming that theyre badasses, making faces or drawing characters on it with the words 'my cosplay' and holding it over my face, etc.)

...or was a complete dick. (following around jailbait with signs saying 'underaged sluts', 'L cosplay = talentless', 'fat chicks shouldn't cosplay', 'your taste in anime is bad and you should feel bad', standing next to 'free hugs' signs with 'free kick in the balls' or 'he has aids' signs...)

overall i was a douche and was accosted by lord metro himself the second day. apparently they dont allow signs there anymore.

...THE REAL QUESTION IS SHOULD I GO FOR ROUND TWO despite having a table there, thanks to a friend.

>>1870586
Newsflash: You already cheated on your gf by making out with some chick at a dance.

>>1871624

>>1868570

Same guy pulled the same thing at Megacon to a group of girls. Looks like he's coast-to-coast... ew.

OH LOL

>>1868415
LOL
aw

At Otakon me and some friends made a sign that said scream "OMG" and went above the fountain area and had like 3k people screaming wasn't bad they didn't like it awesome i'd use.

Yelling and at someone, I'm a very softspoken person so I find it hard to get angry at strangers but this guy...I was wearing my *unfinished* Kanon Wakeshima cosplay and he grabbed me by the waist while I was putting away my OWN cello and his girlfriend lifted up my skirt. True shit, gaiz, everyone looked at me because I screamed SO LOUD in embarrassment and pushed them away from me and proceeded to yell at them. I cried later.

>>1868998

Vic isnt that bad.

Though he is pretty hardcore Christain.

>>1870898
Being a volunteer is fun. At Fanime 07, some guy that did that "pop'n'lock" shit in the masquerade comes by thinking he is hot shit with his badge on his shoe, attempting to get into the gaming hall. I promptly stopped him and asked him to take his badge off and show it to me. I take a long had look at the badge, then inform him that the badge has the wrong dates and that he should go to con ops to either get it fixed or get a new badge. I already knew that EVERY badge had the wrong dates on it, I just hated the fact that he was trying to be cool by wearing his badge lower than his knees.

>>1871624
I think I talked to you. Did you hold up a sign saying
"FAGS" while loverlooking the first floor from the second floor near the elevators during the flugtag mess?

o lawd i would love you forever if you did it again and don't get caught before I see it.

>>1872168

I just can't believe people do this crap. It's like common sense and reality just go out the window for them when they are at a convention. They should get charged with assault for that.

>>1868634

My bad. XD That was me.

I didn't really mean to make you sound like a bitch or anything, I just hate it when people bash on other cosplayers is all. Now that I know that you weren't actually bashing-- I feel like a dick. XD Again, sorry.

>>1872214

eh, this time im going for audio rage.

grindcore and gangster rap at a convention.

sage

I went to a party with alcohol when I was under 21. Yeah, yeah, "everyone does it blah blah" I know that. But I had a feeling the party was gonna get busted, and then I'd get everyone else in the party in massive trouble, even though I wasn't drinking (again, sneaking suspicion). I left after like ten minutes. Lo and behold, I find out later it was busted like a half hour after I left.

I haven't actually done that much bad stuff at cons, really.

I've got two things, considering one is lame.

One thing I did was sign up to volunteer at Comic Con, and used the pass for all four days, only volunteering once. I felt like shit afterwards... (I'm such a pussy)

And there was this one time I... kind of gave out information to this bitch's stalker. Said stalker violated her the second-to-last night of the con. But she had it coming.

>>1874715

>I went to a party with alcohol when I was under 21.

Ahhhahahahahahahaha

>>1874723
wow dude that's fucked up. no matter what she did that doesn't mean she deserved to be violated. :\

>>1874723
you facilitated rape? wtg man.

I can't even think of the worst thing I've done at a con, but the most recent thing was calling some barely dressed cosplayer a fat sack of shit when she walked by.
I just kinda blurted it out, then realized I was standing next to a heinously obese woman and her fat daughter. She gave me a look that said she was either pissed or going to eat me because she had mistaken me for a hamburger or something.

at ACEN this year, i was outside the hyatt smoking and this obviously gay guy sitting on the bench called me over. i get to him and he and his boyfriend ask me for a cigarette.
now, i was smoking an expensive cigarette at the time ($14 a pack in chicago), had bought three packs before going and had already given out 20ish cigs.
i told him that it was my last one, so he snubs his nose at me and waves me away like im some nuisence.
i look him in the face and yell out (in tue smokers area of probably 100+ people) 'fuck you faggots!' and ash on him.
thinking about it, i dont feel bad...

>>1874737
For starters, I had no idea that the dude was her psycho stalker. Also, the chick wanted to hang out with me all con, for what I thought were friendly reasons. Until one of her friend's said she only wanted me around so my "shitty attempt at cosplay" would make her look fantastic.

>>1874753
yeah, saying your shitty attempt at cosplay is totally the same as rape!

>>1874753
Oh, so you give out other people's personal info to just ANYONE. Great, now you've convinced me that you're not a sack of shit.

>>1874753
I say you did a good thing. If she got raped it was her own fault.

>>1869740
Don't worry about it, who hasn't?