I punched an Edward crossplayer in the face once, does that count? :D

>>1748904
Yes. You are now my hero.

>meeting up with some awesome people I haven't seen in forever, including my long distance girlfriend

This may seem unrelated, but are you a guy or a girl?

>>1748904
awesome.

Ah, I'm really sorry, OP. I always feel like shit when I miss a con that alot of my friends are going to. I can't think of anything besides breaking a fat yaoi fuck fangirl's paddle when she stalked me with it at Otakon '08 (which, doesn't by the the way, allow the things in the first place). She complained to a staff member, and they tried to get me kicked out. I refused, taking up my case with the help desk, and they let me stay. Not really funny, but whatever.

>>1748911
I'm a girl. Erm, may I ask why?

>>1748916
>alot
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1748916
I HATE those fucking paddles. And most yaoi fangirls in general. I will admit, I love my yaoi, but I don't go around conventions whacking people with fucking paddles, or screaming at people cosplaying members of pairings I like to make out. Jesus.

Props to you, though

>>1748918
Oh, okay. Well, since that's the case...

No I will not give you anything to lighten your mood, you carpet-munching cuntrag dyke. Burn in hell with your 'long distance', aka interwebz, girlfriend.

>>1748929
LOL. OP here. I gotta say, this made me laugh out loud. Thank you :]

If it makes you fell any better, I think I might miss Anthrocon in June and my friends are going =[

>>1748950
D'aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Missing cons that your friends are at...it blows. Alot. :/

>>1748955
I have never even been to a con, that would be my first one..

>>1748958
Ah. Well, I hope you're able to go. My best friend and I have been going to a bunch of cons together since our first, Otakon '08. This is my first time I'm not able to attend a con that she's going to. This will also be her first con without me there, but I'm sure it won't affect her because there are several friends of hers there, and her crush as well.

>>1748916
>>1748924
This paddle bullshit wouldn't fly at normal cons. And in all honesty if some bitch tried to smack me with one I'd straight up punch her in the temples.

>>1748950
>Anthrocon

There's not very many funny cosplay stories. Just rage stories that happen to make people laugh.

>>1748971
>This paddle bullshit wouldn't fly at normal cons

What kind of cons have you been attending?

>>1748974
Those are fine too. Just anything to get my mind off of not being at an awesome con when I had been so close to going :P

Out of curiosity OP, why couldn't you go?

>>1748965
If it doesn't affect her, what makes you so sure she's your best friend?

>>1748977
Comic-Cons, foo'.

>>1748988
Because I'm sure she's having a great time with her friends right now, and probably hooking up with her crush. Why should she be hung up on me not being able to go?

>>1749010
Oh god...wow that sucks. I hate doctors.

>>1749013
I'm not sure about you but I'd be pretty fukken upset if my bff couldn't go to a con with me.

>>1749023
She has no reason to be upset. I know for a fact that she isn't, because I called her and she sounded like she was having a great time. She knows I'd rather see her happy and enjoying herself instead of mulling over me not going.

Wow, /cgl/. This thread isn't really working, to be quite honest. Oh well, still something to do. Stories about anything, or even random bulllshit, are still greatly appreciated.

>>1749010
Did your grandmother misinterpret something the doctor said, or did they actually think she was in serious condition?

>>1749053
The fuckwit doctor actually thought she was in serious condition. He appologized and tried to explain himself to me. He seemed really sorry, and that was the only thing that kept me from exploding on him.

>>1749060
damn, shit like this makes me rage

>>1748924
THISTHISTHIS

Bump because this thread fails and I feel bad for OP. I wish I had a story to share, but I've only ever been to one con and it wasn't too eventful.

My story fails, but I feel bad for OP, so here it is.

At a con, uh... end of 2007, I think? Anyway. Small local con. I was wearing my Sai costume (of Naruto. You know. The little belly-bearing, penis-obsessed jerkwad.) My friend was cosplaying as Ranma (if I recall correctly).

We left the con area to go about a mile down the road to an Arby's. We go in and an African-American lady gives us this look. I figured it was a "ew, wtf" look. But, she shocked the shit out of my friend and me when she asked IN COMPLETE SERIOUSNESS, "Ya'll fight crime or somethin'?"

Holy. Shit. How the hell does pic related give the police-crime-fighting impression? I was so astounded at her stupidity that I could only stare at her. After a moment or so, I finally laughed. BUT SHE WAS TOTALLY SERIOUS. WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY.

>>1749113
>>1749113
Oh my God. This made me lol hard. Wtf? I can't believe someone would seriously ask that. Oh wow...

>>1749121
Yep, and these kind of people are reproducing. Scary, amirite?

>>1749159
...D:

>>1749113
Well let's be real here, if you're wearing shit like that you're either:

-batshit crazy
-a vigilante crime fighter
-ecccentric millionaire/billionaire/celebrity

Take your pick.

>>1749177
Hmm, can I pick C with a small amount of A thrown in there? B just seems blah to me.

>>1749113
Maybe she meant "fighting crime" in the costumed superhero way. Just saying.

>>1749113
Wow. Can you be a bigger bitch? You do realize that there ARE people who dress up in masks and capes and go about "fightan crime", right?

>>1749200
Masa, you aren't a super hero. Deal with it.

how much does it cost to get in the door
i can see it from my house.

>>1748900
pic sauce?

I was at a con and saw this fat hairy guy in an Alice in wonderland dress. He had a wig and makeup and everything. I was taking a picture and he posed and called me 'sweet cheeks.' Never walked away so fast in my life.
Another time I saw this guy in a leopard spandex suit on roller blades with a red cape slowly dancing to new age music. It was hypnotizing in a strange, strange way.