Even though SOME assholes on deviantart seem to think that this cosplay sucks I will not be taking this down, nor will I hide their idiotic comments. I'll let the rest of you see what their brain cells are capable of and if they get flamed because of it they brought it on themselves.

op yer not hot enough for me to fuck.

Is this that Orange Doom bitch whining again?

I'd hit it

The cosplay board is that way

oh my god THIS cocky bitch.

So the positive comments are all true and all the negative comments are false.

Sounds perfectly reasonable and logical.

>>1714370
wat

>>1714367
nope, different chick

>>1714379
Um no. She is NOT the best Witch cosplayer so she can stop acting like a snobby cunt thinking she is.

>>1714361

I'm sorry but you're the one here whining about people making fun of you for being fat and gloating about your past accomplishments in "modeling.'

Seems like you're the one with the a lot of time on your hands since you're sitting at your computer telling people their faults. You come off just as pathetic as those making fun of you.

"Kill the spiders and save the butterflies, it seems rational until you realize by striving for it you've become a spider yourself."

Hypocrite much?

P.S. The witch is a tiny anorexic little girl looking thing, you aren't fat but you aren't built like the Witch either. I suggest perhaps using contouring to making your hips and ribs look more pronounced to give that anorexic look.

>I like knowing that I'm the best l4d witch cosplayer in existence and right now, until I retire the costume I don't feel like having clones of my claws. *Nerd Snort*

....

>>1714361
You're not too fat to cosplay. You're too fat to cosplay THAT.

Providing screen caps.

>>1714388
lrn2sarcasm. I find it very sad that when someone is showered in compliments by mindless fans, they agree and take it all in, but as soon as someone says something that's less than worship, they flip out and accuse that person of being either jealous, lazy, etc.

This bitch is scarier than the actual witch.

Saggy tits. Ugly torso. Disgusting all around.

>>1714398
I don't care if this bitch is fat or not, that was just freakin rude. I'm gonna send OrangeDoom a tutorial tonight on how to make better claws then yours. So fuck off elitist.

Damn, cosplayers that are 10x better then you tell their 'secrets'

>>1714389
She didn't just reference Trigun. She -didn't-.

>>1714363

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0

haha wow, gal reaaaally needs an ego check.

That's it. I'm cosplaying a witch just to blow her out of the water.

>>1714401

Oh noes! She might not be original!

You're cosplaying somebody else's character you bitch.

If you do a technique well enough that others find it useful enough to use for their own, it's not something to get uppity about and be "NO MINE. YOU CAN'T HAVE"

Cosplay is a community of resources. We share tutorials and techniques to help each other out. If I did something that worked amazingly well, I'd want others to know. To make it easier on them, and to encourage others to cosplay the character, or use the technique on other characters.

Bitch needs her ego in check.

shits weak come get drug....whoops wrong board i lulz at this fight though op is somebody i wouldn't want to meet in real life seems real uppity.

For being a model, this bitch sure has an ugly ass face and bad posture.

>>1714435
Yeah, I'd really love to know where and who she "modeled" for.

>>1714361

This anon requires, nay demands proof of this mythical modeling in which you speak. Because I call BULLSHIT.

Any model can handle crit a hell of a lot better than you.

....But chubby girls are cute. :3

>>1714441
You're right. But this one isn't.

>>1714415
lol

Ok I'm getting sick of screen capping. Just go to her DA for more of her elitist bitchy attitude. There's a lot more comments of interest on her Witch photos.

http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/

http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/
http://doom-in-a-skort.deviantart.com/

>>1714439

Does she have the "critiques discouraged" option on her deviations? Because if not, she needs to get her nose out of her own ass and turn on that option if she can't take even a small critique.

Fucking fatass hoebag.

>>1714450
Nope. Not on any of them.

>>1714419

Which won't be hard.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I RAGED

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MORE RAGING

Op, you are not skinny enough to cosplay. That is all. Is this you?

Ok wow. I've seen some really elitist cosplayers but she is totally on the top. Holy shit.

I couldn't stand the awful... so FIXED.

>>1714454
The Alucard's shoes made me D:

>>1714462
That actually does look much much better...
Thank you Anon!

>>1714441
Cute? cute? i am chubby, and i am cute!!

moar than those bitches!!

[note: i'm being sarcastic here]

>This is a preview of a Hellsing skit myself and my group are putting on.

>I tried to explain that I wanted to dress like whores and dance

Good luck with that.

>>1714462

Fixed more.

>>1714462
Fuck. Much better.

>>1714470
no.

NONONONONONONONONONO

>>1714471
I almost shot soda out of my nose.

>>1714470
>wanted to dress like whores
Easiest part of the skit
>dance
Hard/Near impossible part

>>1714470
I felt my blood get hot...from rage.

Btw, i love how we all left >>1714436

to come here and critic this other girl. LOL

>>1714486

Krissy rage was growing stale.

This, this is fresh.

>>1714486
Krissy wasn't NEARLY as rude and elitist as this fucking cunt.

>>1714492

>>1714494
Lol yea I saw.

lol Krissy obviously reads 4chan

>>1714494
LOL
I casually hear a song in jewtube today. It was in spanish and was a pretty nice song, and it said

"Where does your art comes from?
The wise one are the ones who share.
Where are you running?"

Krissy's "witch".

>>1714507
I think she is going for the original witch. The original one had dark hair.

Oh God, I laughed. An "artist" from a website dedicated to the *snerk* critique of art posted by it's users gets upset when someone gives an opinion that doesn't involve prostrating themselves in front of the talentless fop in awe. Eat a dick, you shitcunt. Art is about interpreting life and allowing others to view your interpretation, not leaving it up to the viewer to interpret your art, and art CERTAINLY isn't a few snapshots of your fat ass in your underwear pretending to be a zombie from a video game.

damn you're fat

>>1714513

Still sucks.

>>1714494

Jesus christ what a self absorbed bitch that girl is

FAT.

How old is this girl? Because if she's older than 17 I'll be very dissapointed in the human race.

OP needs a bra.

>>1714520
She's in her 20's

>>1714442

This made my life. Not what Skort whatever said, but the other girl haha. I hate people when they think everything is a goddamn attack. Some people just want to help-- but seeing as she treats EVERYONE this way. Well, fuck her. I wish I could meet her and punch her in her ovaries.

Fuck this fat cunt.

Well, at least all the moaning, crying, growling, and screaming at people who don't deserve it is keeping her in character.

For everyone who doesn't have a DA account but would like to critique [or just plain bash the bitch], she has a cos.com account.

http://www.cosplay.com/member/76253/

>>1714544

Oh good, she's a Twilight fan.

>>1714546
No wonder she is a stuck up bitch. All Twilight fans are.

Shut up, fatty.

Ugh this bitch makes me rage.

I really want to do a Witch cosplay and I know how to properly make the claws but I don't think I will because I don't think I'm thin enough. I'm skinner than this bitch but eh, not sure.

This kind of makes me want to cosplay whatever the fuck that is and look 100x hotter in it.

>>1714556
>>1714419

Someone needs to knock her down several pegs.

>>1714558
i tried, she blocked me after she got shown a better witch. look on page 2

>>1714361

You're not too fat to cosplay. You're just too fat to run around in panties and a top that makes your tits sag.

>>1714556
>>1714419

Thirded. I'm sure we all would be painfully more win.

>>1714597

We should round up a posse. :3

I especially love her art.

>>1714604
Lack of anatomy and/or junk makes The Bunny sad...
And baby Jesus cry...

>>1714604

. . . wut

I would flip the fuck out and go into survival mode if I saw OP's people in real life.

>>1714604
Wapanese + dickless anime male.

I smell a virgin.

>>1714604

>>1714428
This.
There's nothing wrong with trying to make everyone elses costumes just that little bit better.

ummm she looks nothing like a witch.maybe slightly-

where is the greasy grungy hair, and the ribbed fabric on the upper torso area? Also witch has slick/watery like look in some lighting- she could have gotten that effect with makeup and Vaseline

this girl is pretty sad if she feels she has to defend herself constantly ftl

come on

wear a bra

just.. come on

Almost 100 posts and no one has made a copypasta of the OP? Damn.

i think its a pretty good Tank cosplay

>>1714780

More like Boomer

I normally don't go to this board, as cosplay doesn't really interest me. Plus I don't know 99% of these characters you boys 'n girls are supposed to be cosplaying.

But this, this right here, is why I come to this board. This delicious drama, this hostility you got going on between fans.

Its great, its juicy, its wonderfull.

Don't ever change /cgl/, don't ever change.

>>1714361
Yeah I demand proof you modeled ya fat cow. Man the motherfucking harpoons

unfortunately the metabolism is not the same as it was in high school. Maybe a quick low carb diet will get you not so.... jiggly

I however celebrate your tits but wear a bra before the muscle fibers tear and you get premature sagging to follow your gut.

The 'Freshman 15' struck her pretty hard, eh.

how do we get >>1714228 to cosplay the Witch? God that'd be perfect.

So asking since I want to know.

How would annon recommend doing the claws since this bitch won't say anything?

http://neon-stitches.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-startle-the-witch-3-114697994
Superior

>>1714361
uh oh, someone startled the witch

>>1714361
Holly fuck bitch put some clothing on
No one wants to see your nasty jelly rolls
Cunt, I'm way skinner then you and I wouldn't run around in my fucking panties like some fucking attention whore

>>1714361
Oh god I just clicked on the photo to see it bigger and I can see her nipples
-gag- Put a bra on!

>>1714881
this is relevant to my interests. Anyone have an answer?

While I understand not wanting to tell how you figured something out....cause nearly all of us have this rush that occurs when you do something on your own. There are nicer ways to say it. Like "I encourage others to try out different methods because mine are good but I think they could be made even better."

Also natural breast look like that. They don't look alike and come in different shapes. Not everyone gets perky pornstar racks. But she could use a little support for the girls. It would just help the figure out.

Also some people take more time to grow out of the teen drama, omgihavetobethebest, im a pretty princess mentality. But if you haven't done it and become an adult by 22-25 something is not right with you.

>>1715031
Guest what dear /cgl/?

>>1715035
I hate my fucking broken english.
>guess
fix'd

Why is she protective about the secrets of those fucking claws? Shit is easy to make...

...I don't get it?

>>1715063
I'm sorry but I think they look like shit

>>1714361
Yikes...I saw this in person at Ohayocon and the gloves looked like shit. I don't know how she actually did them, but they looked like disposable latex gloves with foamie/wonderflex hot glued onto the fingers.

anyone that wants to make better claws than hers.

1. Get some hollow backer rod (what the predator costumers use for their dreads)
2. Roll the ends on a hotplate or heat them with a heat gun and roll the tips to create a point
3. heat up the end that your finger will go in, and stretch it thin, so that it won't look thick at the base of your finger.
4.paint
5. ???
6. slide on finger and PROFIT

I just want to say... they will take anyone to be a model. You just need to actueally try to get into the business and get an agent (or act as your own).

I have friends who were models, and none of them were overly pretty, they just started as a kid and stayed in the business

>>1714558
So that's what it's supposed to look like, with dirty pale blonde hair, grey skin, and dingy grey garments? I never would have guessed from the cosplay in OP.

I remember seeing her hitting on a hot English Dante about a year ago (WAY out of her league, he was so hot *drool*) anyway he shot her down so hard when he walked away she was just sort of stood there slack jawed for about 5 minutes. Sometimes having jerks at cons is a good thing :3

>>1715204
You'd be surprised how slutty she can be. But she seems to think she is top tier and always goes for guys who are way too hot for her. Imagine Jack Black trying to get it on with Anglelina Jolie

>>1714361

Wow....uhm....sure. If you modled for 3 agencies in High School, I'm assuming you actually looked better back then. From your photo, it looks like you let yourself go...your bordering on "muffin top" syndrome. Your boobs are droopy and you have thick upper arms, too thick to do anything but plus-size modeling if you ever got back into the business now.

You were not born with the right to dress like a skank. Go do some crunches and put on a goddamn bra before you try again.

How do these bitches slut around so much at cons?

I can barely handle talking to people at cons most of the time because Im too shy-- I cant even imagine hitting on them.

>>1715214
Jack Black is top tier, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>1715274
I'd let him fuck me as long as he wore that t shirt the entire time

Personally, I just don't think this is flattering. The panty things look too tight and are pinching your legs, making them look bigger than they probably are. Not too mention they go too low on your stomach which accentuates the 'flabby' stomach. I think it was just poor clothing choice not that you're fat. Although, by posting here, I think you're just attention seeking and maybe you're not as secure about yourself as you wish to be.

Fuck what an attention whore!
Op is fucking nasty
And acts like a fucking skank
I just want to shoot her in the face
Get your nasty fat ass off My /cgl/

>>1714441
I know. Hugging her's like hugging a big squishy huggable pear. :3

lmao.

Fat bitch brags about how she runs dA

I think she's pretty hot, I'd stick her.

Fine, cosplay whoever you want, meanwhile, we're going to refuse to feed your fat ass, attention whore.

>>1715503
How about this compromise? You cosplay what you want, and we laugh at who we want.

>>1715541
sounds fair to me

Why is it so hard for people to try and work out a little before doing cosplays like that? It wouldn't have been so bad if her stomach was more toned. Her panties look like they're just a little too small for her frame, too, and that's not helping.

She blocked me from commenting on her after telling her that she never modeled.
How can somebody as old as her be so immature.

>>1714361
run a little, or ride a bike. it'd do you wonders.
also, go to /fit/

what the fuck, this chick as issues.

in one of those screen caps, someone was just suggesting to her that if she dirtied the clothes a bit it would look better, so she went OFF at her saying she was jealous and nitpicking at her cosplay? what the fuck.

her cosplay is hideous anyway, she looks nothing like it, sorry.

With a head as big as hers it shouldn't be hard to get the Crowned achievement.

its fine that you have self esteem and confidence but first Witchs are supposed to look anorexic and two your too fat to cosplay.

The solution. Go. Starve. Yourself

what the fuck? you're beautiful!

>>1715914
White knight

>>1716483
blind knight...

>>1715876
I see what you did thar

>>1714361
Course you modeled, as a plus size model

>>1716492

>>1714544
>My favorite actors/actresses
>Christopher Walking
>Walking

>>1716716
>Vince Vougn

>>1714804
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>>1714379

If you've got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. Didn't your mommy ever tell you that?

I understand where she's coming from, but acting like a cocky bitch over it will only bring more bad comments to her DeviantArt page.

>>1714604
Maybe all you naysayers never considered that she intended to draw a eunuch with a penectomy...

>>1714454

I used to like Integra..... Damn.

I'm going to tell you now, you have a horrible body shape, I can see a very small amount of cellulite on your lower inner thighs. This isn't highschool anymore it is obvious that you are past your prime, you can continue to do what you want however don't complain when others point out your flaws.

Posting a pic of yourself with a beer gut wineing about people saying your fat?

Your one retarded fatass arent you?

>small amount of cellulite

Thats normal, for any woman.

Not trying to defend this dumb cunt mind you.