You get raped a lot.

>>1507291

if that is true then its like you dspend half the time in your hotel room i suppose.

>>1507300

what is that thing?

>>1507282

Disgusting.

>>1507326

???

>>1507300

look it's pikachu

>>1507341
No the left one's pikachu, dick. They're not both pikachu

>>1507341

Wow anon. Wow.

>>1507341
No it's not, it's a fukkin' raichu, DICK

any other advice?

I'd like to give you real advice. What con are you going to and who are you going with. Are you cosplaying?

>>1507381

Be Raichu. Chicks will bang you.

>>1507282

Your answer: It's exactly like this thread. ALL THE TIME.

>>1507381
if your a guy and some of your girl friends ask you to crossdress cause they think it would be funny and you do it and they think you look really good TAKE IT OFF IMEDIATELY! for me it was a win until i started getting tickled

>>1507389

im in kansas so probably anime fest wichita

>>1507389

i might cosplay as alice or daisy, or wear a poodle skirt outfit

>>1507401

im a 32 year old woman and will be 33 when the convention takes place

it's tons of fail costumes worn by uglies and the hugest fatties you have ever seen, with the occasional win costume. lots of little kids running around being annoying.

>>1507417
well im half your age(lol) and obviously i made a mistake that day XD better late than never to start cons?XD
>>1507442
is 16 consider to be a little annoying kid?XD

Gaming and fun to be had, lots of injokes, be careful to avoid the paddle (you'll know it when you see it) and be prepared for lots of various forms of homosexuality.

>>1507452

better than to wait until my 40s to go to one

>>1507455

the paddle? do people get spanked?

>>1507463
just.....avoid the paddle....no further questions XD

>>1507467

i will try to.

>>1507463
Only if they're not careful or if they ask for it.
It's not, like, a spanking paddle. It's more like something you could feasibly row a boat with.
AVOID THE PADDLE.

>>1507479
also adding to that note dont buy the paddle either XD

>>1507479

why would they sell a paddle that is like for a boat?

>>1507486
you'll see when you get there XD

>>1507492

i just bought this last week, an alice costume

>>1507499
the question is do you look good in it XD

>>1507522
No, i'm a man.

>>1507522

i think so. i havent gotten it yet.

>>1507499

DO NOT COSPLAY IF YOUR EMAIL IS PLUSSIZEBEAUTY25@AOL.COM. EVER.

>>1507537

why not?

>>1507538
do you even have to ask? Dont make me ask Nina.

>>1507542

so i have to go in normal clothes?

>>1507545
Yes, but dont forget your paper bag for your head.

did you srsly put your email in there =_= take it out NAO

>>1507550

i don't mind if i go in my normal clothes but i will put hoes in the bag so i can see

>>1507554

i meant holes

>>1507554
god damn it i think i was trolled

>>1507554

lol :)

>>1507562

i just misspelled a word, ok?

>>1507567
Leave and never come back.

If you put hoes in the bag you'll get herpes on your face.

>>1507452
Kid, if you're going to go on a site where you have to be EIGHTEEN TO BE ON, at least try to pretend. :\

>>1507582
Eighteen or older, even.

>>1507567
If you go, I wanna bang you while you have your pantyhose on. Make it a plus size gangbang. I'll invite some /cgl/ anons. Male ones too.

>>1507582
D: oh shit! im not pretending hard enough i lied about my age im a 13yr old boy >_>

>>1507598
¬¬ dont get her hopes up.

>>1507598

i will be staying in a hotel room

>>1508004
what hotel? I'll be sure to have you removed then.

ya'llniggaspostinginatrollthread.jpg

>>1508010

removed?

>>1508010

if i dont get a hotel room, where do i stay then?

>>1508721

At home.

>>1508724

its also fine if i stay at home too

>>1508740

i know no one wants me to be at any convention

got the perfect costume for you and your master

>>1508759

???