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    45 KB Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)20:57 No.1323846  
    I'm an Alpha male /cgl/.

    And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

    Yeah, I'm fucking her.

    The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

    Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

    The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

    Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:01 No.1323852
    Thanks /anon/ for that amazing 15 minutes you wasted of your life writing that awesome bit of troll. Sage.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:02 No.1323854
    copypasta
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:02 No.1323856
    No one cares, gtfo of /cgl/.
    >> sage sage 09/25/08(Thu)21:03 No.1323859
    Lemme help you with that.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:05 No.1323868
    smoke weed everyday
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:14 No.1323900
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    and what's more? i laugh at guys like you. when you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? i nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. but inside? i'm laughing my ass off at you, you pathetic fuck. every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-moster, i'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. i won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pounder who works at hardee's, you can have that. anything else i'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

    and the biggest reason i laugh? it's not me doing all this. it's the girls. when you cry about how lonely you are? or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? you're triggering her "don't fuck" instincts something fierce. you're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? feel free to buy her a new computer and decorate her apartment, you're great for that. but her babymaker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. she needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand even if you DO get a chance to fuck her. sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. they won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. you won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:18 No.1323914
    Yeah, but you'll still be ugly. And so will your children. Good luck paying child support to all those girls when they get pregnant and demand you take care of their babies. :)
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:23 No.1323926
    >>1323914
    obvious virgin
    >> Masa D. Luffy !pjAXKingaM 09/25/08(Thu)21:23 No.1323927
    >>1323914

    trolled
    >> faux !Gaimx7WoNU 09/25/08(Thu)21:30 No.1323941
    shit was SO cash
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/25/08(Thu)21:38 No.1323958
    I've seen this before. Thanks for wasting my time.

    Sage
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:41 No.1323961
    >>1323958
    wtf is a nigger from college park doing on my /cgl/

    bankhead nigger
    bankhead til i die
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/25/08(Thu)21:47 No.1323974
    >>1323961
    How did you know I'm black?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:50 No.1323984
    Let if be known that alpha males don't have all easy weasy, you better be up to the task of defending your title. Which btw OP i can kill you with a stare
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:53 No.1323988
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    I'd much rather be the Omega male that ends you all.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:54 No.1323991
    OP fails hard for not realizing that /cgl/ is mostly female and either doesn't care, or laughs at these "alpha males" for the machismo laden imbeciles they are.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:58 No.1323996
    >>1323974

    you live in college park.
    only africans live in college park
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)21:58 No.1323998
    >>1323984
    >>1323988
    >>1323991

    more virgins
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)22:01 No.1324002
    >>1323996
    You're thinking of Berwyn Heights. You know what any place called something-Heights is. The ghetto. Goddam, they got a popeye's next to a KFC and another popeyes next to that!
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/25/08(Thu)22:02 No.1324003
    >>1323996
    From:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Park,_Maryland#Demographics

    The racial makeup of the city was 68.82% White, 15.93% Black or African American, 0.33% Native American, 10.03% Asian, 0.01% Pacific Islander, 2.57% from other races, and 2.31% from two or more races. 5.54% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)22:04 No.1324005
    >>1324003
    from:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Park_(Georgia)


    81.81% African American, 12.39% White, 0.17% Native American, 0.61% Asian, 3.33% from other races, and 1.69% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 6.86% of the population.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)22:07 No.1324008
    Hey, My Grandma lives in College Park.
    >> Snoipah Dingo 09/25/08(Thu)22:12 No.1324017
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    >>1323991
    >female
    >laughs at these "alpha males" for the machismo laden imbeciles they are.

    Oh, do I have news for you
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)22:13 No.1324021
    >>1324017
    wut?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)22:38 No.1324066
    >>1323996
    Wut it's hugely disproportionate white but sure lol. Oh well it is nowhere near is ridiculously white as it is at Salisbury University in MD.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)22:41 No.1324074
    >>1324003
    I want to live in a place with only 5% hispanics and a low black population.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)23:26 No.1324162
    >>1324074
    Move to Cananda then. Only Americans tout their "melting pot" country to the rest of the world and bitch about it amongst themselves later.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)23:37 No.1324172
    >>1324162
    America is a buffer zone to Canada's Mexico problem. And it will be your problem soon since they're moving up.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/08(Thu)23:42 No.1324186
    >>1324172
    I wish I was immortal so that I could live to see the mexicans over running canada. And then live another couple years to see the world fall to shit as the white people vanish from the earth like elves sailing to valinor.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)00:35 No.1324308
    >>1324186
    Because whiteys can do no wrong, amirite?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)04:11 No.1324747
    >>1324308
    precisely.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)06:53 No.1325045
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)07:11 No.1325047
    Dude, you look like a paedophile..
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)07:12 No.1325049
    You coulf fly away with those wing nut ears
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)07:13 No.1325050
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    whiteys suck
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)07:31 No.1325056
    This copypasta must be at least years old.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)07:36 No.1325057
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    <.< >.> ITS TASTY
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)07:39 No.1325061
    >>1325049
    NINJA TURTLES REFFERENCE BY CHANCE???
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)09:20 No.1325132
    0/10

    i felt the FFF FFFF FFFFF RAAGE boiling up but I got over myself and lolled at the idiots who replied instead
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)09:34 No.1325135
    >>1323900
    Did anyone happen to save the animated gif of this picture where Kim gets nervous as his hand goes up her torso? I didn't save it at the time and regret it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)12:48 No.1325300
    God I love you Boner Robin, you make me feel so awesome by constantly proving how inferior you are.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)12:50 No.1325305
    >>1325057
    Is that some poutine? Because I fucking love poutine.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)12:53 No.1325315
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    >>1325305
    I'm sure you do, fatass.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:17 No.1325865
    every one loves the poutine
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:19 No.1325868
    Belle Province poutine

    mmmm
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:44 No.1326167
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    >>1325135
    this is the only one I have, I know someone did another one with better timing
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:24 No.1326222
    it's obviously stuffed with a sock down there
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)05:33 No.1326994
    im more of an alpha male. i do all that stuff pluss i fuck your mom and beat the living shit out of you while i do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)05:50 No.1327075
    THIS THREAD IS ABOUT AS BIG AS MY COCK
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)06:22 No.1327147
    Hey I know that kid in OP!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)21:40 No.1328112
    He should cosplay Kanada from Akira.
    >> sage Amano! 09/27/08(Sat)21:51 No.1328122
    gtfo of /cgl/ with your bullshit
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)21:54 No.1328129
    I fuck the shit out of bears.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)22:01 No.1328139
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)22:04 No.1328142
    Attention Niggers of College Park!

    Meet me at the trap tonight at 2:30 am.

    It's going down.
    >> Jordan 09/27/08(Sat)22:07 No.1328148
    Except for one thing. If you're writing on a board on 4chan on a saturday night, and, wait...

    That means, you're a loser with no life. And someone who says they're an alpha male? So not, they usually think they have a big dick and then,

    Well, they go to the gym, shower there, and then see the 70 year old man iwth the 8 inch dick, and they realize, so THAT'S why I can't satisfy a woman.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)22:10 No.1328150
    Anybody who doesn't know this is pasta should be banished from 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)22:35 No.1328200
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    those ears....
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)22:38 No.1328209
    >>1328150
    agreed but seeing this reaction makes me want to dig up all sorts of old stale pasta and post it here. This will simultaneously troll both the idiots who don't know it's pasta and the people like you who are sick of seeing it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)22:39 No.1328211
    >>1328148
    What the fuck are you on about? We're all losers and macho guys admire old men's penises?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)22:41 No.1328212
    >>1328200
    He's...surprisingly fitting for Shinji. Wait, no, that's not really surprising.


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