Yes. The entire Wicca religion.

You don't think there are creepy people who do legitimate Druid stuff like sitting around in a forest to summon elder gods and casting curses on that one jock that approached them to say hello?

Yes.
>>/x/

>with real delusions like in the show
They don't actually believe it though. If they did it would actually be a mental illness.

>>84110205
This.

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Evil-Eye types don't actually believe they have supernatural powers. They're just more loyal to the idea of never admitting that they don't. Pic related, he's Chuuni.

It's mostly a phase.

You know, I'd tell you what character I tried to be more like because he seemed interesting, but that would be too embarrassing even on the internet.

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>>84110205
heh, nailed it

Depends on if you think they actually truly legitimately believe in that stuff, or if they just pretend because it's fun for them.
The former; sure, probably, but they're crazy.
The latter definitely exist. I went to middle school with some kids who acted like their dnd characters

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Gat dangit kids just aint right these days

>>84110109 (OP)
THIS >>84110205, I was also slightly onto chuu2 stuff at 16 and I knew a lot of people who did, most of them "Otakus" (Mexican ones, the worst kind of weaboo you can meet as well)

Yep. It's called being religious.

>>84110109 (OP)
test

I knew one kid who thought he was a vampire and was scared of sunlight, he also wore a fedora and a long coat. He says he likes anime but only watches Hellsing and Sailor Moon episodes on repeat.

>>84110339
You can't just tease us with something like that and not deliver.

>>84110369
Lurk more.

Autism.

Don't christians pretend there is a sky daddy who will save them at death? Or put them in some prison like country called hell?

>>84110441
for what?

>>84110205
Isn't it basically a 4 elemental religion? Fire, Earth, wind and water and all that jazz. Gaia, mother earth, spirit earth whatever.

Doesn't sound half as delusion as most of other religions really.

>>84110327
But I never heard of anything remotely as bad as shown in the anime.

>>84110436
Nono, I was just trying to prove that chu2 actually exists

I'm not delivering jack

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>>84110471
Don't say things like that, the edgiest anti-edgy people will be all over you!

Third year college student. I'm still Chuuni as fuck sometimes. I don't actually believe it though, and I know when to shut up about it when people don't appreciate my stories of living hundreds of years ago.
Casual chuuni is best chuuni.

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>>84110109 (OP)
>but people with real delusions like in the show. people who really believe they're capable of casting magic and have some supernatural abilities?

That's not Chuunibyou, that's Denpa. The title of the anime was misleading. Dekomori is Chuuni, Rikka is Denpa.

>>84110498
Yet people say worshiping a giant white whale of the sky as a god is too bizarre

>>84110628
Rikka didn't believe it either, she was just using it as an escape.

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>>84110109 (OP)
Yeah, chuuni is too real. There's people with harmless fantasies, those that are really delusional and everything in between.

There's wiccans, otherkin and those furries that actually believe they're a fox trapped in a human body

I never met anyone who could even remotely be considered chuuni. I guess in Australia acting like that would be a good way to get your arse kicked in school.

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>not applying yourself
>2013

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>>84110678
Still denpa.

>>84110739
Not to mention killed by all them dangerous animals.

>>84110760
Go back to your tube, Crowley.

People believe prayer can cure sick people, although I guess that's different because they don't see themselves as the ones with power.

Lots of vampire kids actually believe in their own shit.

>>84110889
Prayer works slightly better for the one who is sick because it serves as auto therapy most of the time, of course, when my mom broke her hip and my stupid "metaphysic" cousin kept insisting it was nothing and she was just full of fear of pain, she is catholic and for her some of that mumbo jumbo makes sense, it took hours for everyone else to consider rushing her to the hospital.

How do you know that you don't have it and your life isn't just a delusion OP?

3deep5me

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All of /a/ is at least one type of Chuunibyou.

>>84110109 (OP)
Are you implying that my powers aren't real?

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>>84111092
>Subcultural/Hipster
I guess you've got me there. Shit, I don't understand how that is chuuni

>>84111092
I want my moe hipsters anime.

>>84111201
Because acting like a hispter is something you do in middle school in order to seem cool.

>who really believe they're capable of casting magic and have some supernatural abilities?

I cannot prove either if my "abilities" are just delusions or they really exists. But they tend to "work" way to often to be called just dumb luck

>people who really believe they're capable of casting magic and have some supernatural abilities?
tulpa.info/forums

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>>84111302

>>84111261
So in essence chuuni is trying to make yourself look cool be deluding yourself in different ways

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I pretended to hace shinigami powers till i was 16.
Hell, even now I'm running around the house swinging with a broom when i hear some action music or find a bleach fight scene on youtube

>>84111302
I believe in a form of Karma, but I can't even think of it as a supernatural force, is just experience, sometimes it seems that karma is a bitch, but since I don't really believe in anything but science I feel the need to find an explanation for my experience with karma.

>>84111380
That's a good way to explain it. It's pretending to be something you're not, like middle schoolers tend to do a lot because they have no friends.

Like several others mentioned religion is essentially chuunibyou.

You believe in some magic being who will assist you and created the universe.

>>84111395
Please be trolling....
Then again until the age of 13 I used to practice Kamehameha

>>84111514
Or a grown adult

>>84111092
Oh man, I should've known that talking about my made-up delinquent past is chuuni as fuck.

>>84111585
That's the point that the monologue in the last episode of Chuu2 was trying to make, yes.

>>84110109 (OP)
I hope you know that when they were showing all the neat looking fight scenes and such the chuunis didn't actually see it that way. It's just their imagination. It's not like they're schizophrenic or something.

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>implying the supernatural isn't real
I wonder who is behind this thread.

When I was in high school I discovered I could run ten times faster than the other students if I held my arms behind my back while I ran.

>>84111649
evidence plz.

>>84111649
Fuck off you /x/ chuuni.

>>84111688
Ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it hurts

>>84111688
I did that a few times and then I stopped because I felt stupid.

>>84111725
>>84111730
rdf please go

>>84111395
>>84111547
I was the guy who ran with his arms behind him like Master Roshi in elementary school.

>>84111092
>DQN
I was so much this. Up until 12 years old.

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>>84110614

Tell us one of your stories, Chuuni!
Ki ni narimasu!

I´ve met a girl on my psychology course that really thought she was a vampire, and she was one of the students. Shit was awkward as fuck, thank god she kept this identity as a secret.

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>>84111688
>>84111856

I used to hope that on my birthday I would be old enough so that people from another world would come and take me away on some kind of adventure. I would learn to master whatever abilities the people of this world were using (usually based on what anime I was watching at the time) and become a hero.

Obviously now I've grown out of hoping for this but it's still shit that I think about when going to sleep or walking along listening to music.

>>84111841
rdf? I don't see that board, what it stands for?

>>84111890
The one's taking psychology are usually the ones with the most problems so they're trying to fix them by learning more about themselves through psychology

I was a chuunibyou... in my 5th year of elementary school. I don't know why it's called Chuuni, clearly the japanese mature slow.

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How has this not been linked?
Chuuni as fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E

When I was a kid I always hoped that my parents would throw me a surprise birthday party... It was never a surprise

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>>84111398
In my case I have something I just call "protective luck". As long as I keep it under control, I can escape from all kinds trouble and accidents. Basically my "luck points" are being used to protect my sorry ass, rather making my lucky in normal terms.

As for my another "ability", I bring misfortune for everyone positively or negatively involved with myself. Parents, "friends", teacher, colleagues, everyone. Those who try to act neutral with me sooner or later tend to act tense (nobody gets away). This one is way too obvious sometimes.

My prot. luck is stronger than the misfortune (at least).

>>84112022
I imagine nobody posted it because most people who watch that video try really hard to forget about it

>>84111945
The only problem I had was that she was perfectly able to fool everyone thinking she was normal and out of nowhere drops the bomb. She was so delusional that actually pretended to be fully normal to hide her "secret" identity.

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I bet you people think chemtrails aren't real too.

>>84112022
>gangs are posers they just want attention

>>84112022
Why the fuck would a news team even report on this?

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>>84112080
There is no forgetting.
There's not gettin' offa' this train, either.

>>84112022
I thought it was the dramatic yugioh kid

When I was in middleschool I secretly wished my parents were not my real parents, and that my real parents would have special power.

>>84112182
Harry plz.

>>84112153
>american television

>>84112164
He works, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyUluO-1vwY

>>84112164
speaking of card game. I thought I was one of the best players when I first started MTG

>>84112022
Wut. Oh fuck, I shouldn't be surprised. It's a doggy doggy dog world after all.

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>>84112261
You are.
Gotta believe, anon.

>>84112321
Believe in the heart of the card- Oh my god I don't even want to remember....

>>84112321
Holy fuck, man that gif! you trying to kill me?

>>84112212
Oh shit, my friends and I used to do stuff like that when we were younger.

>>84111887
Let me tell you a story about how I became immortal. Back in the BC's I was a young merchant traveling from place to place selling goods. My "favorite" thing to sell was food that didn't go bad right away. There was this one thing that was kinda like hard soup that lasted a pretty damn long time that I could fetch a pretty penny for.
Anyway, one day I set up in Rome, and one of my trading partners found me. We were pretty close. He said he was a part of an alchemist guild and asked if I was interested in immortality. You can imagine how hard I laughed at the faggot. But, I humored him and said yes.
To my surprise, we ended up in the Library of Alexandria a few years later. This was just a few days before it was burned. Our group of alchemists found the elixir of youth, and created the drink (only one of us, the leader, actually read the formula. Thus, I don't know it.) We drank, left, and two days later we heard of a fire. Thanks Caesar.
Now, I say that sarcastically, but I actually did like Caesar. I actually tried to save him by handing him a letter before he was assassinated, telling him what I knew was about to happen. Faggot didn't read it apparently.
Anyway, during the assassination, one of us fucked up and we were found out to be immortal. We didn't want to be killed or worshiped, so we decided to split up and go into "hiding" (not actually hiding, just changing our identities and living somewhere else). I went back to being a merchant for awhile, until I was robbed. Then I became a monk for awhile. I only know what happened to a few of the others, though apparently we are all still alive (so says the ones I do know).
Every few decades I change my identity and go back through school starting with college.

When I was younger, I was convinced I could summon the wind by singing.

Sometimes I still sit in my back yard and sing while desperately hoping a storm will kick up so I can have something cool about me.

>>84112412
Depends, is it working?

I pretend that I can teleport when I walk home.

I remember when it started storming outside pretty badly I would say
>This was my doing! Fear my wrath! Ahahahaha!

I used to pretend that if the situation is intense enough, the luck will be on my side if I follow my gut feeling (I played poker)

>>84112506
I'm not sure yet, but I saved it for evidence.

>>84110498
>Isn't it basically a 4 elemental religion? Fire, Earth, wind and water and all that jazz. Gaia, mother earth, spirit earth whatever.

I think his point was that they actually believe they can use magic spells.

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>>84112541
That's some shitty pretend, anon. The fact that you're walking home in the first place discredits everything.

I used to point my had onwards and shout 飛竜撃賊震天雷炮 sometimes as a kid.

Ah, time flies.

>>84112613
>close my eyes, think of my home, then dramatically open them, hoping that I am there

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>>84112444
>Too much profanity
>Not enough grandiose language

Your chuuni isn't very entertaining.

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>>84112613
Hey, I did that too. When no one was home, I closed my and slid through the room and that was the way I pretended to teleport. You gotta imagine.

>>84112668
I do that too actually. It never works. ;_;

I pretend to fight the botnet

>>84112611
Isn't the same thing true about other religions?

>>84112668
The money I'd pay for a Hearthstone ;_;

>>84110684
>otherkin

I've met a few of them online. They're always a fucking dragon or lion or something. Nobody's ever a snail.

It's like those people who believe in reincarnation. They always seem to have been a king in a past life, and not some peasant who died from cholera at 19.

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I wish I could go back and be a chuuni again. Shit was so much fun. Now if I try to do anything like that I just feel like an idiot.

I'm sure there are some people out there but they are probably just lunatics. I mean when I was a kid I was convinced I could cast magic but couldn't figure out yet and was pretty sure DBZ was reality but then I grew up ;_;

Yes, in fact Chunni's have pervaded mankind for nigh, it's entire history

citations: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion

>>84112785
so dark and edgy

I had this big ass pillow, I pretended that it was a surfboar or a skateboard

>>84112785
>being this edgy

>>84112747
Even the teachers?

I'm surprised noone posted this yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYxCrugJj_o

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>>84112703
I wanted to fit it all in one post. I'm more into it when I don't have to type it all out.

>>84111919
Reptilian internet defense force.
Otherwise known as the reptilian humanoids doing their best to cover up the existence of their race whenever any mention of them is made.

I was the kid in elementary school that would pretend to be a super hero and fight my other friends.
I was bullied for it ;_;7

>>84112803
>>84112825
delusional mystics detected

>>84112803
>>84112825
Wait, so not believing in God is called edgy now? What if I believe I'm a god myself?

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>>84112851
>he wants to be white and blond
AHAHAHA!

>>84112803
>>84112825
How is this edgy? Religion is genuinely Chuuni. Even if you yourself are religious surely you believe all the other religions are bullshit right?

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>>84112884

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>>84111395

I had an old pipe when i was young. I put a stick inside it, and when i swung it i pretended I'm using Getsuga Tensho. Shit was cash, other kids tried to imitate me.

>>84112727
Just because other religions are chuuni, doesn't make them any less chuuni.

A relative of mine told me in all seriousness that she got a scarf on clearance because she prayed for it. So you know, all those people starving and the most pressing item on God's to-do list in her mind was her scarf. Like some kind of supernatural concierge service.

>>84112924
>>84112930
I am actually an atheist myself, but the way you phrased that was edgy as fuck. Being right doesn't mean you are not edgy

>>84112858
100% spirit, 100% of the time.
Your chuuni side deserves no less!

>>84112961
Weren't pagan rituals that existed before common religions even more chuuni ?

chunni? its for faggots called emos

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>>84110109 (OP)

Where have you been? Did you even go to public school or go outside at all during your life?

>>84112962
>blaming the obvious scapegoat

>>84110109 (OP)
>>84111648

Schizotypal personality disorder, maybe. I don't think schizophrenia is what most people think it is, though.

In any case you can be sure that people with all kinds of funny mental disorders exist.

(You can also debate on what is and isn't a mental "disorder" by the way. The best point at which to draw the line is perhaps "does it cause the person, or people around them, suffering?" Otherwise it's perhaps better to just call it a mental "difference" of some sort.)

Buddhism master race reporting in. How is your zen-less life treating you my fine fellows?

So by this threads logic. People who believe in God, Buddha, etc. are Chuunibyou?

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>>84112884
Aren't they the ones led by Jesus?

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>>84113055
>Often seen 'Rose Whip'

Every fucking time.

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There was this kid named Gannon on my bus so I used to pretend I was Link and he was evil. I always used to hide my hand and pretend that he would see my Triforce symbol. Every single day I hid my hand, and then people started to notice me acting weird.

>>84113078
I'm pretty zen about it.

>>84112851
>>84112945
Oh fuck I'm dying over here.
http://youtu.be/fYxCrugJj_o?t=3m36s

I don't have delusions, but I wish I could.
It's the same for everyone, they wish or imagine themselves to be special because life is just boring if you don't feel there is any sense of mystery or adventure to it.

>>84112961
>Even if you yourself are religious surely you believe all the other religions are bullshit right?
All religions are just interpretations of the same thing, so they are mostly equal.

>>84113094
Yep.

>>84113094
They pretty much are.

There's plenty of them on /x/

>>84113059
>implying everyone of them isn't linked

>>84113064
Yeah, this. It's only a disorder if it negatively impacts their life and ability to function in society.

>>84113055
>going outside

>>84113064

Actually, apparently I'm wrong. Schizotypal is characterized by different things and "unusual beliefs" is merely a possible component. Also, it is linked to schizophrenia indeed, apparently.

I should check my sources before posting.

>>84113059
Don't you mean scapephant?

>>84113055
> demon with the ability to summon and control plants
This was the laugh I needed.

>>84113176
>implying you are not a reptilian agent