Why does the murican version suck so much compared to the britbong version?

>>84278096
I don't know. They try really hard, but just can't pull it off, and I can't explain why.

It's like watching the Price is Right after Drew Carey took over as host. I got nothing against him, but it's still just bad.

It's all about the hosts, if it was with any other people than those 3, it would not work even in the UK.

>>84278096
Because the hosts have the personality of a brick.

I could see hammond being an evafag. Constantly trying to tell Jeremy that it was the greatest show of all time and how episodes 25 and 26 are just too deep for him

>no it's not, it's just rubbish

>>84278096
Because they're bros, not brits.

>>84278457
No, Hammond'd be all over Madoka, he's the youngest.

BANANA

Who's gonna test drive the imoutos?

>>84278531
the Stig of course.

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>>84278548
Of course..

>>84278096
The hosts lack the touch that the brits pull off.

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>>84278531
They call in a specialist

>>84278572
Some say, he watched clannad and didn't cry

>>84278580
That how was worth it just for the last few episodes.

>>84278613
And that if he ever watched dubs his ears would explode.

>>84278572
Some they he's watched the 2nd season of nichijou.

>>84278572
Some say, his waifu doesn't exist.

>>84278572
Some say... he was an actor for the rotoscoping of Aku no Hana...'s backgrounds

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Someone post the fucking Bakemonogatari Image, I can't find it.

My dad reads their books.

>>84278572
Some say, his Pyscho Pass Crime Coefficient... is -0.274

>>84278096
Murricans can't into comedy

>>84278096
Honestly some epi's were pretty ok..but the thing is they try so hard to be just like them, they would have definitely been more successful if they just tried to do the spin off in their own style.

>>84278229
Best. James May. Cosplay. Ever.

>>84278572
some say he dropped haruhi s3

>>84278865
Best and only

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obligatory

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>>84278572
Some say he likes it raw!

>>84278096
I've never watched the freedom version, but surely it can't be as bad as the ausfag version?

>>84278572
Some say, he watched all the Endless Eight...8 times.

>>84278936
Remember the time that James May out ate and outcooked Ramsey in his own restaurant?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTOfhQ_SZEg

>>84278955
Have you watched the freedom version of Wilfred?

>>84278955
No, it's not THAT bad.
US has a FEW good episodes.
And they;ve finally realized that they should make their own version and not copy the Britons.

TONIGHT!

The Stig drives the Gundam around our track

We compete in the Redline Race

And Zero takes a ride in our reasonably priced car!

>>84279010
In this case, not even us Americans made a worse TG than the aussies

>>84278881
tis a Shame.

>>84279025
>We compete in the Redline Race
20000hp Robin Reliant?

>>84278096
Because the hosts are not the same.

>>84278572
Well, it's not the Stig. But it is the Stig's flat-chested Japanese cousin.

In our Gargantia special, we circumnavigate the post-apocalypse with our latest homemade aquatic cars!

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>>84278985
>I was going to say it's a bit stiff

Rutledge is the only decent host on TG USA

Tonight on Top Gear. My Smart Car Can't Be This Cute.

>God/Gentleman Tier
James May
>Great Tier
Clarkson
>Only good for defending the muscle car tier
Hammond

>>84278229
TONIGHT, ON TOP ANIME

Hammond wears a costume!

I wear a costume!

And James is a woman!

>>84278985
>Gordan trash talks him the whole time
>May beats him at cooking while drunk
>Gordons face

>>84278304
> They try really hard
That's the problem. They try TOO hard.

>>84279161
>You can tell which season it is by his haircut tier
Hammond

>>84279211
That and Jeremy's wrinkles.

>>84278572
Some say that he has a dakimakura of himself...

and that he is the only one who has actually cleaned his onahole...

All we know is, he's not the Stig, he's the Stig's Japanese cousin!

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>>84279240
Hammond - Aging like Cheese
Jeremy - Aging like Milk
James - Aging like wine.

>>84278572
Some say, Running in the 90s is his ringtone

/a/ - jeremy is best top gear

make it happen mods

>>84279421
james sorry

>>84278985
He should change his name to James Manly.

>>84279421
Jeremy a shit
James is the true /a/non

>>84279421
James May is objectively the best.
He also has amazing non-TG programs, like Toy Stories and Oz and James drink to Britain.

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>>84279444
>>84279455
>>84279460
>>84279491
Jamesmind

I have a really hard time telling British people apart. Can someone tell me, based on the OP picture, which is which?

>>84279613
yeah it's hard when you can't count the number of chins they have

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And the stig goes to an anime club in London!

>>84279613
The one with the long hair is James. He is intelligent, sophisticated and is funny.
The Tall one is Jeremy. He is funny and a troll.
The Short one is Hammond. He is there because they need 3 people.

>>84279544
i remember this.

RIPIP Jeremy and James's hair ;_;

>>84279704
Top Gear - Great Entertainment show, Mediocre car show.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo6lqlY8OHk

>>84279784
It's long again, isn't it?

>>84279704
hammond is there for jeremry to make fun off

>>84279801
Their hairlines are receding more and more each series though

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>>84279154

>>84279854
>not changing the runes
0/10

>>84279789
Jeremy objectively has the best taste in cars though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BE3FJ_Mi7g

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>>84279854

>>84279791
>top gear does TF2

Anyone remember Hammond on Brainiac

>>84279930
Ah! Reliant-chaaaaan!

Why is The Stig so moe?

>>84279923
>Best taste in cars
>Thinks the Corvette is a muscle car
>Thinks the old Cherokee was terrible
>Hates modified anything
>Thinks the S2000 is better than the Miata

>>84279993
Brainaic was great

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It seems some fujoshi like Top Gear.

>>84279854
This shit's gold

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/a/ - British humour and Cars

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>>84280011
>Doesn't think the S2000 is better than the MX5/Miata

>>84280011
>>Thinks the S2000 is better than the Miata
But he's right.

>Not watching Top Gear Ground Force

>>84279930
>>84280007
It is a moe car. Small, cute, and quirky, and falls over itself! But there's no Reliant Robin cosplay... yet...

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>>84280031

>cat
>not a hamster

why

>>84280011
>Hates modified anything
But ricing cars is for faggots

>Thinks the S2000 is better than the Miata
But it is

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>>84280109
>mays little pout

>>84280142
I'm sure it's James, not Hammond.

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>>84280118
Miata is the moest

>>84280118
What are you talking about? Reliant-chan cosplayed the Challenger shuttle!

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>>84279854

>>84280147
>But ricing cars is for faggots
Okay moron.
You need to step back.
Ricing is putting spoilers and shit on your car.
Doing as LS1 swap isn't "Rice" Making your car perform better isn't "Rice". Upgrading the suspension, engine, transmission isn't "Rice"

>>84280147
>Thinks all mods are rice
No

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Best episode.

AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL, GOODNIGHT.

>>84280454
gnununu

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From the current thread with the same topic on /co/.

>>84280654
10/10

>>84280856
You wouldn't even really need to change the title. It's the motherfucking Stig. She just has a flat chest.

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>>84280654

Clarkson, May and Hammond get summoned as heroes in the Holy Grail War along with the stig.

What would happen.

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>>84281200
Clarkson is rider. Fear his mighty hammer.

>>84281200
we can't have 4 riders!

>>84281200
Hammond can be lancer because he crashed a jet car.

>>84281315
The Stig is a caster though.

z

>>84281200
>Stig as master in Fate/Zero

Saber: I ask of you, are you my master?
Stig: ...
Saber: Like me you also desire the grail, I must know your wish for it
Stig: ...
Saber: Why won't you speak to me, is the fact that I am a woman that deplorable to you
Stig: ...
Saber: Why? Do you hate me that much
Stig: ...

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>>84280990

>>84281587
lel

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We need more car-girls.

>>84284195
Please tell me you have that uncensored.

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>>84284284
Of course I do.

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>>84284495

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>>84284495
I hate you.
All I can get from google is a japanese site with a lose res version

>>84284195
I don't even need to see her to know that Corvette-tan would be best girl
Low maintenance, fun, cute and beats Ferrari-kun and Porsche-san around the track.

Do Japan like Top Gear?

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>>84284939
Yeah, you're the kind of idiot that needs spoonfeeding. I enjoy every bit of your hate.

>oh i can find the source with google reserve image search, cool
>hurrrr i still cant find a hires scan

>>84285074
Corvette - fiery tall athletic redhead, total bro
Ferrari - Classic beauty, well rounded personality.
Porsche - well dressed Brunette with a standoffish personality
Aston Martin - Elegant lady of high class, very formal
Zonda - Passionate artist, kinda pretentious. Isn't as hot as people say.
Lamborghini - Wears too much makeup, green hair. Great ass
Koenigseigegegegegeg - Insane body, insane mind.
>>84285146
Yes, they do.

>>84285312
Really?Do they dub this shit?Who voice the hosts?

>>84285312
>Corvette - fiery tall athletic redhead, total bro

My grandpa has the best taste

>>84285312
Noble - loves an old fashioned good time, average looking
Bugatti - fat chick, 0/10 would not bang
Apollo - Serious, one track mind. Lots of muscles.
SSC - Girl at the back of the classroom. Unremarkable. Great body, but nobody ever talks to her.
Venom - Plastic surgery galore. Good in bed, but kind of a bitch. Likely to kill herself

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Gonna post these 1/3

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2/3

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>>84285454
>Bugatti - fat chick, 0/10 would not bang

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3/3

>>84285355
Top Gear is broadcast in Japan on BS Fuji, with Japanese subtitles.
>>84285405
>My grandpa has the best taste
Oh you
I

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7453835
can't forget about this

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>>84278096
Watch the 60 Minutes interview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1sy_8rQksA

Clarkson nails the reason on the head. Its about the chemistry Jezza, Hammond, and May have with each other that keep the show strong. Its the Journalist, the Journalist, and the Journalist as compared to the Driver, the Expert, and the Faggot in the US version.

>yfw Jay Leno turned down a spot on Top Gear US out of respect for Top Gear UK

>>84285312
Corvette is Maki from ARM?

>>84285672
>yfw Jay Leno turned down a spot on Top Gear US out of respect for Top Gear UK
Which was fucking stupid, since they have the same producers.
Imagine how much better TG USA would be without adam.

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>>84285312
Mah nigga

>>84285527

James is best husbando.

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>>84286304

James is the best top gear

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>>84285745

>>84285312
>Lamborghini - Wears too much makeup, green hair. Great ass
A farmer's daugher and Ferrari's childhood rival.

>>84285312
>>84285454
What about the R-35?

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I'm surprised he's 50 years old and still alive.

>>84279028
Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, seppo.

>>84288158
GTR- Average looking computer geek. Kinda chubby. Loves anime, especially Gundam.

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>>84288158
Computer nerd with a very athletic body

Same with Lexus-LFA, although she's from the upper class of society

>>84288272
Think about it. The current TG USA season is easily a 5/10, mostly because they ditched the TG format and instead just drive around having fun.

>>84288379
>very athletic body
>Implying the GTR isn't pigfat

Would Nissan qualify as a short, curvy loli? Or would it be something else?

What would be the loli?
The oneesan?
The Christmas cake?
The lesbian?

>>84279491
But Hammond has Total Wipeo-pfffthahahaha, sorry, I can't say that with a straight face.

>>84288437
None of those.
>>84288379
>>84288315

>>84288437
the loli that was unexpectedly a bro.

>>84288315
LFA - High maintenance, professional. Beautiful singing voice.
Viper - huge tsundere, likely to kill you. Is jealous of Corvette

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>>84288432
I will not deny her weight, but i will always remember what Jeremy said when he reviewed it,.

>It looks like a discordant mess, like Stravinsky designed it, but every crease and every angle, even on the door mirrors, is there to channel air, to that big rear spoiler.

She has a nice ass, she prolly does SS

>>84288598
It's too big for that.
The Loli that is a bro is the Caterham or Ariel Atom.
>>84288747
She'd also be distant and emotionless.

>>84288720
Viper also has huge tits 8.3L V10

>>84288720
>>84288315
>>84285454
>>84285312
I miss anyone?

>>84288747
Imagine GTR-senpai sitting on your face, revving furiously as her engine goes hot, releasing gases from her exhaust pipe. The airflow was beautiful, as if to channel all that air to her posterior, giving your face a nice breeze.

I bet her vulva glows red hot.


On the topic of vehicles, what would brake pads be?

>>84289078
Dem thighs?

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>>84288863
>Computer nerd
>Woman on SS both in looks and power
>Distant and

Waifu tier right here

>>84289005
Only Bugatti chan's 8.0 W16 with quad turbos come close

>>84289069
Ford GT

>>84289201
Ford GT - Slightly less hot than her massively hot mom. Hates Ferrari. Means well, but isn't the most reliable.

>>84289078
Pantsu. Rims become stockings, either revealing and slutty or only give a tiny, tiny glimpse of the red hot brakepads that represents zettai ryoiki.

>>84289419
I forgot one (current production)
Mclaren - easy going and fun to hang out with, dresses plainly, but conceals a better body that almost every other girl

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>>84289419
And is the thirstiest girl around

What about the Audi R8?
Lamborghini's sensible sister?

What about the Marauder? from the south african episode.

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>>84289750
Hummer's World's strongest man competing sister

A massive man hater

>>84289650
R8 - Flatchested, doesn't like making a scene.Later becomes more confident and gets a boob job. Arrives at school at the same time every day without fail.
>>84289750
Not really a supercar

>>84289419
Because I'm an ausfag:

HSV GTS - Brash, loud, as nuanced and subtle as a kick in the nuts, but does incredible things when you're inside her

>>84289650
The R8 puts me to sleep.
It's so boring.

Having been in an R35 for 4 years now, I can say it'd be that one tsundere character. Geeky, or athletic, up to you. She'd probably be like "It's not like I activated my ATTESA-ETS for you just now, baka!'

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>>84289985
Caparo T1?

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>>84290069
What if she opens her convertible roof?

Futsuu tte yuu na!

>>84290122
Caparo T1 - The antagonist. Tries to kill everyone.
Ascari A10 - Weird exchange student who talks really loudly.

>>84290241
It just doesn't LOOK super.