>>88365242 (OP)
BIG BANG PUNCH!!!!!

>no big bang

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DESIREE!!!

>>88365242 (OP)
not as bad as the vn maybe. it was still pretty terrible

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>>88365242 (OP)
THE UMINEKO ANIME WAS TERRIBLE

It was not bad, it just was bad adapted.

If a better studio made the job, we could actually be enjoying Umineko chiru anime by now, but no, subpar adaption that made no sales wont get second season.

Try to fight back with the blue battler

>>>The Umineko anime was at best subpar if not at best bad

>>88365242 (OP)
Say it in red. Oh wait, you can't!

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Lucifer was the best stake. I'd let her pierce me, if you know what I mean.

>>88365325
gr9 b9 m9

>>88367565

Luci = Belph > Mammon > Satan > Levi > Beelz = Asmo

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>>88368160
This guy knows what's up.

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>>88368160

Fantastic taste in Stakes, bro.

>>88368160
TOO BAD ERIKA IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM

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>>88368455
>Erica

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>>88368455
That's obvious.

>>88368523
I'm so sorry for your shit tastes

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This is now an Erika thread.

>>88368606

I am sorry for yours.

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>>88368676

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>>88368731

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>>88368758

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>>88368785
>Rosas hair
Best milf.

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>>88366631

>>88368690
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the society of wtiches, and I’ve been involved in numerous kakeras, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in endless and I’m the top witch in Hell. You are nothing to me but just another furniture. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of witches across Hell and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over a thousand ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in endless magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of demons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>88368160
Leviathan = Mammon = Belphegor > Satan > Beelzebub > Asmodeus > Lucifer

Eiserne Jungfrau > bunnygirls >>> shit > Stakes

>>88368818
All milfs in Umineko are best milf

Requesting the image with them in their bikini.

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>>88369141
What a timing, it was next in the queue.

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The things she would be able to do to your dick. Oh god.

>>88369180
Ahhhh thanks.

Seriously, look at those milf.

>>88369384
Didn't Austin Power do the same joke?

>>88369408
Similar. He said, yes, please when asked his sex.

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>>88369384
>>88369447
Stupid sexy Ange, Mammon knows what is good.

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>>88369861

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did someone say DESIRE?

>>88374031
This room will never stop getting posted and I love it every time.

>>88374031
My only gripe is that there's no recliner or comfy chair. Sitting on the floor is so bland.

>>88365242 (OP)

it didnt show the truly bad parts of the vn, at least

>>88374031
Sysadmin is my hero, one day I hope to have a room like that.

>>88374912
Too bad he's dead

>>88375012
He's not dead.

>>88375091
He's dead to me

>>88374390
Which were?

Did anyone ever actually play Rose Guns Days?

I saw it was translated and never got around to it

>>88375300
I started playing it but after I found out that I can't fuck the purple hair girl I lost interest.

>>88375300
I heard it's good, I haven't had time to play it though

>>88375300
It's definitely good, I liked it a lot.

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>>88375300
It's pretty damn good.
I really recommend it.

Ryukishi goes a bit too far into feminism, pic related, but then decides he doesn't give a fuck in the later half and it becomes hilariously misogynistic.
You gotta love Ryukishi for fucking around characters like that.

It's funny that it starts all corny and boring then gradually becomes good at the midpoint when it knows it's being too easy then goes all political mafia.

>>88375339
Keep playing.

It's corny as fuck then goes 180 and shits itself by noticing it's corny.

>>88375871
Seems that not even the red truth can agree with bullshit.

>>88375871
>>>/rs/THE_UMINEKO_ANIME_WAS_NOT_BAD!
bwaka bwaka

>>88375873
>Japan's punishement

>>88368056
>>88368024
I've always liked that artist's simplistic but funny style. He should've drawn Umineko.

>>88376006
So is this not possible to do anymore?

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Japanese bird drinking whine.

>>88376086
He does have a point.
They make their woman submissive as fuck.
Now that men have nothing to offer, women just don't give a fuck and sell their body for money while men can't get jobs for shit.

It's pretty hilarious.
Then you got the women bragging how they get to keep getting money for prostitution while the men bitch that women are whores because they are.

>>88376215
>Now that men have nothing to offer, women just don't give a fuck and sell their body for money while men can't get jobs for shit.
I-Is this true? I wanted to go to Japan next year to get a cute gf during my trip but they are just whores now?

>>88376315
all women are whores anon

you will learn

>>88376315
I'm talking about Rose Guns Days.

China and America pretty much take over Japan and the japanese are literally out of jobs in their own country.

Though women are really taught to be more submissive, which is why a lot of japanese men have started to ignore women entirely and stick with 2D.

Rose Guns Days is pretty funny for how much it keeps bashing men who don't have anything or anywhere to go.

Chiming in on the weekly Umineko thread to tell everyone I love Erika a whole lot.

I'm halfway through episode 3 on my reread with the PS3 patch. I never knew Toyosaki Aki did the voice for Asmodeus and was pleasantly surprised when I placed the voice. It's like listening to Momo Deviluke all over again, except even more lewd and sadistic. Still can't wait to hear Erika voiced, every line is going to be even more amazing.

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>>88376494
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfNaaqm8xPU

>>88369494
>>88369408
Are You Being Served did it way back in the 60's, where an old man answered "12th of June, 1934".

>>88376551
I love Erika but her voice makes me want to punch her so badly.

>>88376006

See! You can't do it! This is checkmate!

>>88376630
That's exactly the point.

>>88376551
That fucking English.
Her voice grew on me a lot when I was playing CROSS. I both loved and hated how she played it in, but I mained her since she's the best Umineko.

>>88376773
>You will never have the 6 deadly sins as hot girls lust after your dick
Why am I even alive?

>>88376835
I always played with Erika and Lucifer.

>>88376551

<VERY GOOOOOD!>

>>88376630
That voice make's me want to rapeher.

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>>88376773

>>88376859
Excellent taste, I did Erika/Dlanor until Bern was released, it was impossible to pass up Bern's amazing mobility so I started playing Erika/Bern.
Lambda/Bern is a fun alternative as well, but I only ever played it when I got pissed off at my horrible inability to ever pull of Erika's meta super.

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Two series who have manga in this magazine here will get anime announcements in the future.

Umineko is one of those series.
I know the chance is really (really) small but how would you like another adaption of Umineko?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pjHCa7-QiM

M-Muh dick.
>we will never see this animated by a decent studio

>>88376996
I wish I could play fighting games. I played both of them when they came out just to see the voicework and animations, but I just don't have the patience to even practice.

>>88377047

As long as DEEN or JC Staff don't adapt it, I'm all for it.

Perhaps SHAFT?

>>88377047
Nah.

I would rather have another adaptation of Higurashi.

Maybe an OVA of ep 5 would be perfect though.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpmOEhiMXFM

>remake of the umineko anime by shaft
My dick would be diamonds. The stakes would be pure boner fuel. Think about all the leg service.

>>88377095
Shaft is most likely busy with other shit and i don't think they can make Umineko decent designwise.

Nice red/blue-screens but thats it.

I think Ufotable could do it.

>>88377208
Only if they have the budget for it.

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Asmodeus voice is also superb.

>>88377266
Of course.
Ufotable on low-budget would be as bad as DEEN.

But well, the budget for Gyo was extreme low.

>>88377089
The Umineko fighters are fairly odd as far as fighters I'm used to are concerned, since my only real experience was Melty Blood at the time virtually nothing I knew actually carried into Cross aside from basic commands and was the main reason I couldn't pass up Bern, she made me at least partially feel like I was playing a faster fighting game.

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>>88365242 (OP)
I liked the anime adaption as well.

>>88377391
Illusions to Illusions, the lies of the Gold Truth are Illusionionary.

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There was no Umineko anime adaption.

Anime Battler was a hero all along.

>>88368676
Worst witch.

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>>88377506
Battler is a hero in every format

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>>88377483

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FUCKING DROPPED

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>>88377483
Are you ''certain'' about that?

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>You will never take a stake from behind

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She better keep her promise when shes older about letting Battler be the first person to eat her.

>>88377700
It's implied that Battler fucked all of them.
It's implied that Battler ate the Stakes while they ate him in return.

http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Our_Confession

Has anyone solve the mystery of the games in this manner? I would love to read it like this.

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>>88377708
>last panel
Rosa wants Battler so fucking badly. Doujins where, Japan?

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>>88377722
The biggest crime of the entire series was the lack of stake love and fanart.

>>88377754
>reading Our Confession

What a goat.
Next you'll say that everyone was bought and the mystery doesn't matter.

This thread is full of furniture lovers.

>>88377835
>not regularly fucking your chair

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>>88377835
As it should be.

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>>88377765
Well she has been single for a really long time and no one can resist Battler.

>>88377208
>>88377304

What studio would be the best to adapt Umineko?

Or shouldn't it be adapted at all?

>>88377875
It's pretty much canon that Rosa had a crush on Battler.

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I want a proper adaption with good animation so badly. Why can't a millionaire sponsor one?

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Only good thing about the anime adaptation is the OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtKBs3BbHGs

>>88377923
DEEN

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So is she a witch?

>>88377926
He would make a great father for Maria.

>>88377942
You forgot the ED you faggot.

The OP was pretty much an extension of the op from the vn.

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>>88377942
>Only good thing about the anime adaptation is the OP
>not talking about the ED
Do you even DESIRE?

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>>88377957
Yes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_UHO60tkdg

Bern with scythe > Bern without scythe

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>>88378012
Further evidence.

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>>88378048
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_UHO60tkdg
>I will never listen to the music for the first time again
Man, it was awesome with all the logic battles going on.

Haven't watched Umineko but the Higurashi adaptation was fucking horrible so I'll steer clear of it.

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>>88378064
Also, she hangs around with a suspicious crowd.

Only a witch would be with a goat.

>>88377923
DEEN = What we got
JC Staff = Would be even worse or equally bad
Production I.G = Decent but CGI goats
SHAFT = Only BD looks good with a high chance of getting a shitty character design
Ufotable = Would be great but only with high budget which Umineko won't get
XEBEC = Everything is fanservice
AIC = Moderate adaption in every case
A1 = Shit animation with anime original end where it turns out that DARKNESS was the enemy the whole time
BONES = Great fights - Mediocre rest
Kyoani = Fuck the plot - Battler and Beato eat cake all day but it looks awesome

>>88378110
Hey now the Higurashi was a home run.

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Rosa >> Natushi > Eva >> Kyrie

>>88369094
lucky bastard

>>88378137
So DEEN was the best choice.

>>88378211
>DEEN
>best at anything
Don't even say something like that.

>>88377808
No, I just want to find out the other side. I love the meta magic side just as much as the mystery.

>>88378142
Only the first 4 episodes were golden.

Higurashi had a godlike OP and the creepiest soundtrack.
Not to mention the best VAs.

>>88378137
What if Sunrise did it?

>>88378257
Sunrise is too big.
So many studios work under Sunrise its not funny.

>>88369122
Did she just soil her panties in the last panel?

>>88378137
Wht about trigger?

>>88378257

Rokkenjima would be a space colony, and Battler and Beato both pilot mobile suits to do battle.

>>88378142
No, maybe if I haven't read the sound novel(with ps2 sprites) I might've had a different opinion. Maybe it gets better in Kai, I didn't watch it yet(Kai VN is bad though). Fuck DEEN.

>>88378317
Sunrise doesn't do just mecha you sperglord

>>88378297
They are too young.
You could say that it will either get great animation and even weirder plot or they make a masterpiece out of Umineko with Inferno Cop style

You will never see Erika's Pirate Hat gloriously animated in a grand battle animated by studio Khara.

>>88378415
Frankly, as much as I want to see her animated, I don't think I'd be able to handle how popular she'd get. I feel really bad about feeling this way, too.

>>88378415
>giving Umineko to Anno

>>88378415
>>88378474
The Chiru ps3 op was quite good and has a decent amount of Erika. http://youtu.be/RgVcXpEj-No

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>>88378452
quit choking beato

>>88377654
Miss Lambda Delta, the true hero of the story. This age, All ages, this kakera, ALL KAKERAS!


She's also delicious cake.

>>88378483
I would. It would be fucking glorious.

Umineko was so great until it turned into a bad romance. The excitement the first time you finish ep 1 and 3 was the best.

Ep 4 started to get a little crazy 5 was mediocre until the trial and then after that it just completely sucked dick.

>>88378257
Studio 8 would do a good job with enough money. Hell, I'll bet that they would do the best adaptation.

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>>88378602
"When someone asks if your a witch, you say yes!"

>>88378615
>The excitement the first time you finish ep 1 and 3 was the best.

I'll never forget how trolled I got by episode 3. I fell for it completely. I remember sitting here for minutes as soon as I realized Virgilia had opened her eyes as the two of them told Battler to sign.

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>>88378750
And after that you realized that they weren't even trolling.

>>88378150
You got your list backwards, seacat mate.

Kyrie's intelligence and type a personality are a miracle that not even Bern could ever find.

Eva's capabilities, tolerance to frustration and overall dedication above and beyond what was required of her, all those are excellent.

Natsuhi broke under years of extreme stress, feel sorry for her. Understand her. Love her.

Rosa a shit. Killing a baby? Impulse. Beating up your OWN child constantly? That takes a true rotten woman. Forgive her, because she is unloved.

>>88378083
Meh, I want to listen to rahugoldenslaughter for the first time. I remember picking up VN thinking it's a yet another datesim, and then THAT scene happened.

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>>88378794
>Forgive her, because she is unloved.
No, because she can make your dick feel super special.

>>88378828
>Goldenslaughter
>Best piece of music ever
>Realize the meaning of the title when it sounds again during Kinzo's flashback

>>88378794
Yeah but it turns out Kyries entire adult life and personality boiled down to being an obsessive bitch. Not only that but she was going to become a murderer if fate had not intervened. Worst wife.

>>88378794
What? Just look at that picture. >>88378083

How can you claim that anyone is better than her?

>>88378615
The entire mystery concept was supposed to lead into the romance. EP1 gives you the setting... and then EP2 dedicates THE FIRST FOURTH OF THE GAME TO ROMANCE.

The mind games required to solve the mysteries with human culprits were fun, but they were meant as the fun the two main lovers shared. Once the appropiate receiver gets the message, it stops being useful to them. Which is why they end up fighting against it from then on.

>>88378882
You mean BEST wife. She loves you so much she'll do the things you can't do to assure your success. Who cares about family.

>>88377874
You know, for the Stake representing pride (as far as I can recall) she enjoys being humiliated and abused a little too much.

>>88379062
And Asmodeus doesn't even know what sex is according to doujins

>>88378965
I realize this but it does not change the fact that the story would have been more enjoyable without it. The mystery and suspense were the fun parts. And damn were they fun. Shanon and kanon whining about love/furniture for hours was not fun.

>>88379189
That's the problem, though. Because you thought that "wasn't fun" you missed out on key information to solve the mystery.
Re-read EP2's introduction. Maria pretty much asks Kanon to "turn into Beato" and play with her. Kanon is right behind Kinzo while he cries about Beatrice and Beato tells Kanon how Kinzo has no love so he can't see her, when she's RIGHT BEHIND HIM.
The entire concept of "furniture" meant they were inferior than human, they could not love. Because they weren't physically able to. No matter how much George fantasized about having a big family with Shannon, she couldn't give him that. And Jessica even tries to cheer up Kanon by suggesting he should "make a different self who's actually able to do the things he can't".

Actually, I think the Umineko anime to be the quintessential example of bad pacing. I mean, it's like 99% following the original novel, and yet nothing feels like it. Characters, situations, emotions are all messed up. It's something that goes beyond bad.

>>88379460
I didnt need key information to solve the mystery because by the time I read episode 4 shkanon spoilers were on the front page all day.

>>88366631
>Oh wait, you can't!
>>>/rs/The_Umineko_Anime_Was_Terrible

>>88379696
Absolute failure.
>>>/b/Anon_is_a_faggot

>>88379909
... Did moot turn off searching with post links?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>88379696
>>88379909

That's what happens when mere humans try to use the power of a witch.

>>88379696
Oh wow, I remember this.
Fuck how long has it been?

Anyways, Sea Kitties was good stuff until Chiru. I don't know what happened there, but It simply made me lose all interest. To this day, I haven't even read chapter 8, and I was one of those faggots eagerly awaiting for a new chapter translation to be released.

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>>88380175
Same exact thing here. I just stopped midway through 7. 6 was so bad so 7 was me giving the series one last shot and it failed.

I think the author was dragging his feet. He should have just ended it in 6 episodes instead of arbitrarily forcing himself to do 8 like Higurashi.

>>88380345

You should at least finish 7. The end of 7 is really good as we see the breakdown of the witch, and then the tea party shows what really happened.

>>88380390
>and then the tea party shows what really happened
No, fuck off. That's not what really happened. That's what happened in 1:2whatsoever possibilities.

>>88380390
I might honestly. Ive been itching to reread the whole thing recently. Just putting it off because it is so goddamn huge and the early parts of EP 1 and EP 2 are a massive pain to get through.

>>88380345
>>88380390
Auauora and new demons were really annoying.

Just when you thought you got how umineko mechanics worked the BAM you would get new bitches all around that fuck your understanding completely.

Ep5 Lamda being a GM and Bern solving the game would be a good development I think. After that Bern would be the gm in Ep6 and giving hell to Battler and in the end he would be the winner and reach the truth.
Ep7 would have him being the gm and challenging Ange about reaching the truth and giving the audience their most wanted answers instead of "you are all goats xD" shit.
Ep8 would be something similar to Higu Rei where Ange would need to show that she really treasures her truth and Uminekos throwing an ending party.

>>88380390
>the breakdown of the witch
What are you referring to here?

RIP Jessica Ushiromiya and Gohda

Everyone else had it coming

Yes even Maria

Especially Maria

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>>88380754
Rosa>Natsuhi>Eva>Kyrie

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>>88380824
>Rosa>Natsuhi>Eva>Kyrie
>>88378150

>>88380793

The answers to who is really Beatrice.

>>88380817
Yeah, replaying the game from the beginning, I just feel bad when reading all the easygoing scenes between the family members before they reach the island. And Gohda is a great guy, he was just an amazing cook who wanted to make people happy with his skills. He doesn't even have a moment to be proud of in the entire game.

Where is my DJ game where you date & fuck Seacats?
I wanna fuck Bern, Lamda, Ange, Beato, Shannon, Erika, Milfs, Valkyrie, Stakes, Bunnies, Dlanor and her comrades and all other females.

>>88380941
Fund it.

>>88380754

>Bern solving the game
> in the end he would be the winner and reach the truth.

As if she had a grasp of what was going on.

> and challenging Ange about reaching the truth

Ange didn't wanted the truth, she just wanted the answer that fits the most to her expectations and fits with how she feels about Eva. She had the right to, true, but that wasn't what she really wanted.

> Ange would need to show that she really treasures her truth

But she already did that in the magic ending...?

>>88380941
>Rosa not at the front of the list
Threesome with Rosa and Maria please

>>88380941
>stakes route

Aw fuck that 8-way

>>88380937

He was sort of a bully to Shanon and Kanon, but yeah, nothing compared to the siblings.

>>88380817
Jessica reminds me of Fighter in Eight Bit Theatre.

"All of you are terrible people."

"What about Jessica?"

"Jessica is a casualty."

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>>88378750
EP3 was fucking great man

EP4 was excellent....Except ange parts

they were booring.

Had the japanese Forums not been stupid EP 5 would be a stand alone just about Ange.

>>88380941
The only female Umineko I don't want to fuck is old hag with fish obsession. Every other female is hot. Or extremely hot. Or criminally hot. How was it possible to create such great cast?

>>88381181
Only by having the desire to brutally murder all of them and deny anyone a happy ending.

>>88380974
I was just arguing about how to make last 3 eps more enjoyable to everyone.
Bern reaching to the truth in ep5 and being a gm in ep6 would be a good twist imo.
After all she never got to become a proper gm this whole time and it's a waste.

>>>88380817
Jessica and Gohda are alive, living happily in America.

>>88380978
>Maria
nope
>Rosa
acceptable

Battler and Erika should have fucked.

>>88381243

Mmm, I found 5 and 7 to be quite enjoyable. Episode 6 had some hard flaws as well as episode 8. But out of all of them, episode 7 is my favorite.

>>88381074
>Had the japanese Forums not been stupid EP 5 would be a stand alone just about Ange.
What is this about?

>>88381262
I never heard anything about that.

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>>88381310
>should

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>>88381310
More like Battler should have just stayed a living doll and given everything up to Erika. He didn't know what he had.

>>88381432
You shouldn't marry to an 15 yo child.
it's illegal.

>>88381002
He mostly just had quite the firm pride in the entire business of Servitude. Where his standards kind of shot off to Kanon/Shanon as well.
But he always gave them all these advice and instructions for how they could avoid all the crap. Provided that he took the time to thoroughly go through everything with them all the time, I really got the impression that he cared and meant them well all things considered.

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>>88381432
He likes big breasts.

>>88381432
>He didn't know what he had.

A bloody and gored finger thanks to that ring, that's what he had

>>88381526
I want to be dominated by Erika too. I would give her more than just one finger.

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>>88381564
Agreed, friend

>>88381668
Don't touch her, filth.

>>88381348
They opened a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco.

Jessica was oddly enthusiastic about the Prop 8 and DOMA decision

>>88381708
Easy, let's just appreciate each other's good tastes.

>>88381958
At least shave your hand.

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Sup goat bros.

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>>88380978
>Rosabros
Cool to see you guys again

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>>88380824
good taste

>>88384086
Her dress looks so cute.

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>>88384482
Hahah
is this from ep2?

>>88384513
It's from that one Umineko screenshot generator.

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>>88384587
To sum it up - Battler x Rosa is the true OTP.

>>88384612
Of course it is.

People are just too blinded not to see it.

Kyrie and Rudolf would murder Rosa hard if she were to woo Battler.

Actually this was one of my theories for Ep2 for a time in the past.

>>88384646
Why would that happen?
Not to mention that Kyrie and Rudolf usually die in the first twilight.

>>88384677
You know that thing about murder only happening because Battler has come back to the family in 1986 right?
I thought that Rosa got herself a reason to woo Battler (probably him finding gold or whatever) and other people noticed this and she decided to kill everyone else.
She first killed his parents and and the rest later (the goats that attacked her in the final of ep2 were probably the remaining family members or something.)

>>88384677
She is his aunt you know.
And Battle wouldn't go for a woman who is over her 30 and has a child.

>>88384881
>Battle wouldn't go for a woman who is over her 30 and has a child.

And this is why you will never be a player.
Battler's dick knows no bound.
Plus Rosa looks amazing for her age, maybe not that much in the vn, but still.

>>88384677
>Kyrie and Rudolf usually fake their deaths in the first twilight.
Fixed.

>>88385024
I don't think you can fix having small bombs exploding in your stomach.