I don't get on here often enough but this has potential.

I'm only here for attack on titan and gargantia, so... no

>Index

The adventures of a guy who punches girls a lot and hangs out with a guy named Accelerator.

Another

Everyone is a piece of shit and everyone dies.

It has a really dense mc and it's loosely based on ye ol' england.

>Another
Pies and Blood and Comedy and Mei
>Index
Magic/religion vs Science vs MC's hand and a guy called Accelerator. Oh and 'science' railgun from thin air firing coins.
>TLR D
Like the first one but with Momo doing stuff.

>Yuyushiki
Everyone is a lesbian and wants to fuck yellow.

>Hyouka

It's like Haruhi with Scooby Doo mysteries except really boring somehow.

>Oriemo
A brother lives with his sister and they fuck constantly. The sister hates him for it but at the same time loves the sex. There's a lesbian that wants to save the little sister from the abusive older brother but ends up falling into his harem and a girl who wears glasses that's a total bitch about everything but really just wants dick like everyone else.

>Yuru Yuri
Men don't exist, and neither does Akarin.

>Idolmaster

Like one of those horrible, tasteless beauty pageants, but japanese style.

Gargantia:

An allegory about how humans are destroying the planet with pollution. Also, somebody kills a squid.

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>GJ-Bu
fetishes and hair-brushing with lewd vibes.

>LOGH
It's a soap drama set in space. Most characters are gay.

>Clannad
Apparently its sad, and heart-wrenching.

>Mushishi

Stuff happens at an incredibly dull pace but there's no little girls in it so pseudo intellectuals love it anyway

>Persona 4
Its scooby doo with a protagonist who has too much swag and a villain who is sexually attracted to cabbages.

>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi's butt smells good.

>>86014832
As someone who watches Yuyushiki I can say this is accurate.

>Steins;Gate

Some scientist makes a time machine and almost fucks a trap. There's also a really fat guy and a scientist lady wearing Daisy Dukes. A girl gets hit by a train and no one mourns her loss.

>Clannad
Crying girls want surgery to fix their horribly deformed faces but can't afford it. A heart-wrenching tale that apparently involves time travel or something and lots of semi-retarded young girls.

>Evangelion
Loads of gay homolust, with a couple mecha fights. Oh, and it has some incredibly stupid/pretentious ending.

Evangelion

2deep4you

>PreCure
Cute girls doing magical things.

>Berserk
MC & pals rip and tear, eventually gets a gun for an arm. Was the inspiration for Demon's Souls' art style.

>Evangelion
Two gay guys and an autistic girl wear gimp suits and try too hard to sound deep.

>JoJo
Alot of muscular dudes with gay undertones posing and say wrryyyyy.

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Sword Art Online

Psyho pass:
Some system called sybil which is made of brains decides if people are criminals and whether they should get paralyzed or exploded.
Some guy constantely quotes literature and thus can't throw the dynamite.
Several people die unnecessary and rather stupid deaths.

>>86014934
This is entirely correct.

>evangelion
robots and weird japanese shit

>Attack on Titan
A bunch of teenagers and a few adults fight against a bunch of mentally retarded giants that eat people. The lead teenager is angsty as fuck and everyone ends up being titans. Everything ends up being titans, even the gigantic wall. The humans use retarded spiderman gear and razor blades to fight the titans instead of actual gunpowdder.

Evangelion
Shinji's a huge pussy and also homosexual
Asuka's a bitch
Rei is the best girl
Kawarou turns Shinji gay
Gendou is a terrible father
There's a girl with glasses

>Monogatari
There's a guy named Arararagi and he has sexual adventures with a loli ghost, a girl that likes office supplies, a cat who has a man ghost inside of it, his athletic sister, and his kimono sister. Also an artist girl who may or may not smoke weed. He has to fight monsters and his hair gets longer over time. There's a lot of dialogue.

How did I do?

>Denpa Onna
A cute blue haired girl does absolutely nothing for 12 episodes. Oh, and she can apparently control electricity (but no railguns).

>TTGL

Bro dies, faggot MC mans up. His waifu dies.

>Fist of the North Star

There's this guy, and he solves his problems by punching things incredibly hard and fast.

>>86014709
I can't wait til SnK is over and you all leave.

Index.
The protagonist fixes problems by punching out magicians and nuns.

>>86015047
Pretty good but there is no artist girl

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>>86014660
>>86014709
>>86014964
>>86014976
>>86014990
>>86015039
>>86015043
No wonder /a/ is so bad these days.

>Madoka
>100% healing

>Accel World
A fat cunt gains a harem by playing an MMO with his mind.

Holy smokes.

How is it possible that so many of you haven't seen Eva? Don't get me wrong, I hate the thing, but I thought it was pretty pervasive amongst anime fans.

>Chihayafuru

Pretty people play card games in various dramatic fashions

Clannad.
Nagisa dies.

>>86015058
You forgot that She marries MC and has a daughter with him.

Madoka is a story about lesbians who get their every wish granted by signing a contract deal to become pop stars. It turns out the life of a pop star is not so great and all the lesbians turn into bitches.

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>>86015061
>>86015091
>>86015047
>>86015043
>>86015041
10/10

>>86015103
Then who's this girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wPHdzcWAoA

>>86015047
99% correct but artist girl I'm guessing is Snake so thats wrong.
>>86015061
Correct

>ef - tales of memories
SHAFT tries to make a Clannad ripoff, but comes off as overly artsy, as always.

>>86014964
right on the money, well done sir.

>SnK
The Titans keep breaking through walls and humans use grappling hooks like Spiderman
Frodo
Sasha likes to eat

>valvrave
homos getting it on in a swimming pool

>Berserk

The manliest man on post-apocalyptic/fantasy Earth has a waifu who gets raped and he goes on a quest for revenge. There's a huge flamboyant homosexual that wants his dick but does villainous things to get it and eventually turns into a monster. There's a cute loli witch or something and no one is allowed to have a good life ever.

>OreImo
Generic haremshit featuring a bisexual yandere, a goth loli, a normal girl (that everyone hates) and MC's little sister, which also lusts after the beta MC.

>>86015171
>overly artsy

What does that even mean, is that supposed to be a complaint?

>>86014961
....try reading a few more clannad threads.

>>86015133
Because they are brand new to /a/ and anime in general this season. They stay when they figure out what a nice and welcoming board we are.

>Index/Railgun
Touma punches stuff, Accelerator is OP, there's a super lucky blonde guy and just like in EVA, all the girls are shit not counting the clones.

>Another
Pie, was supposed to be scary, missed the point completely.

>Oreimo
Every girl is shit but Manami manages to be shittier, somehow.

>Hyouka
Apparently they spent 90% of the budget on the eyes alone. I'M CURIOUS.

>Haruhi
Haruhi is god, her VA is a slut. Fitting?

>Psy Cop Ass
OP guns who kill people based on how probably they will commit a crime, probably explains why there are no blacks in anime. Normal guns are still around, so it's all about saving ammunition money, I guess. It was also written by the Butcher, made people FEEL.

>Your favorite show
Is shit

>Yahari
Araragi pre-Hanekawa/Shinobu and is more of a loser life in highschool with hot bitch girl with funny name.

>>86014622 (OP)
Lain is a "god" that jsut realized that she is one by medling with computers and noticing that she can warp reality.
Existentialism philosophies abound.

giants attack people
people fight back
some people are giants too or some shit
harem or something
jean jokes
how am i doing /a/

>>86015153
>forgot
No, I just didn't know. See >>86014622 (OP)

Berzerk.
Some guy named Guts rides a boat for forever.

>>86015047
>a cat who has a man ghost inside of it
I don't recall this. There's a girl that has a cat ghost inside of her, though.

>>86015103
>>86015163
It's easy to make that mistake, though. She DOES wear a beret like those artsy types.

>IDOLM@STERS
There's, like, a lot of girls.

>>86015189
Wrong show, Anon. You're thinking of 'Free!'.

>Madoka

Some girls with big heads get involved in a plot that's byzantine enough to make everybody feel smart without actually having any meaning or merit in a hyper-adult atmosphere that allows insecure fat guys to watch a show about girls with big heads while pretending it's complex and mature.

>Utena

A racing mecha anime about flowers and lesbians. I'm guessing it's like Transformers or other transforming mecha shows. It's some sort of deconstruction of the genre also.

>>86015125
I have watched eva and I kinda liked it.

>mushishi
A guy called Ginko travels to different town because reasons?

>K-On
Retarded girls with massive foreheads and weird eyebrows exist in a constant state of QUALITY and discuss stupid shit while eating cake.

I will never watch it.

>all these posts so quick
See, this is why 4chan needs a like system. Keep it on page 1, people!

>>86015323
>madoka
>byzantine plot
completely off m8
madoka is really straightforward

>K-On!

bunch of cute girls drink tea

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>>86015373

>evangelion

Some emo teenager is the worlds only hope, but he shirks his newfound responsibility so he can cry more.

Also the robots are the living souls of tortured aliens or some shit.

This guy and this girl work at a McDonald's.
The other girl is a huge bitch and makes very angry faces.
I think there might've been violence somewhere.

>>86015373
Do you even know how bumps work? Go away.

>Hidamari Sketch
Hamster faces make nutbludders explode.

>Aku no Hana
Potatoes and rotoscoping blackmail one another over a school uniform.

>Index/Railgun
It's about Touma punching girls while a gay twintails pursues Sparky. Meanwhile Accelerator is the man and does cool shit.

>Nichijou
A Slice of life with fantastic animation

>Lupin the Third
Cowboy Bebop's grandfather

>>86015233
>>Oreimo
>Every girl is shit but Manami manages to be shittier, somehow.

Spot on.

>>86015368
You just described like nineteen shows.

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Cthulu turns into a qt3.14 waifu for some faggot kid that jerks off to spoons and won't give her the D so she's gotta strut dat ass.

Apparently the twintails girls (Kuuko?) is best girl and there's a trap or something who also want the D for some kinda Shoggoth reason.

Also I fap to all the doujins don't judge me.

>Jinrui

It's Snow White I guess but also social commentary. The girl is named Watashi and there are these really creepy happy-faced gnomes that are her friends.

>>86015162
that's snake girl.

They flip some missile batteries sidewards.
Shoe becomes an ethnic cleanser.
Some american apparently saves the show.
>>86015373
Sorry what?

>Clannad

Feelings and feelings

>Accel world

Fat kid gets fed up with people sending him picnic baskets trying to make him fat. In order to prove himself he takes adderall to become the king of his favorite MMO titled "Accel World". After witnessing his amazing skills in the virtual world he finds a harem and lives happily ever after.

>>86015162
snake girl, what made you think she was an artist?

>>86015466
Doesn't that say something about K-On?

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>>86015477
>sidewards

>>86015450
>Hamster faces
You are thinking of Mitsudomoe.

>Attack on Titan
Two men named Bert and Reiner become WWE superstars as a bunch of retards fight bigger retards that eat people. There's a guy called Jean who samefags all the time.

>>86015515
K-ON did it best.

>>86015125
You had a point until you just started listing people who haven't watched Eva. There are plenty of reasons for not watching Eva.

>>86014622 (OP)
Madoka is about a couple of lesbians who fight for friendship, then Madoka becomes God and Sayaka becomes a star.

>>86015577
Name one.

>Hidamari Sketch
WIDE
Slice of life with yuri undertones
WIDE
Nutbladders explode
WIDE
WIDE

>>86015577

>plenty of reasons for not watching Eva

I think you should leave.

>>86015412
That is the most detailed and all-encompassing description of K-On that is humanly possible.

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>>86015162
>hold headphones away because sound is too loud
>it sounds like she's sitting next to me talking
>I sit like that for a few minutes

>Karneval

A guy searches something and there's a circus involved somehow. Everybody is gay.

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>>86015477
>>86015517
The genius of Colonel Dan Eagleman.

>>86015577
Evangelion is the only series that is mandatory to watch here.

>Lain
Some girl went crazy because she spent to much time on her pc.

>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
It's what separates the boys from the MEN. Also manly tears ect.

>>86015596
You forgot the SUFFERING.

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>>86015596
>and Sayaka becomes a star

>>86015323
>byzantine
I've been seeing this word all day. I blame Rand Paul.

>>86015577
Existence is futile without Eva.

>Chuuni
A mentally retarded girl wears an eyepatch for no reason and keeps bothering some guy about his past as a Linkin Park fan, and there's a club for pillows.

>Aku no Hana

I honestly don't know what this is about. There's a girl who looks like a turtle, she is rotoscoped, and at one point she sexually assaults a guy in a bookstore or library. Apparently it is 2deep4u.

>>86015623
anon forgot something about instruments.

>Berserk
Everyone gets raped endlessly in some kind of boat purgatory.

>SnK
Frodo asking questions and shit

>K-on
A bunch of girls sit around eating cake and sometimes play music. And they went to London one time.

Apparently it's amazing.

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>>86015603
>>86015622
>>86015653
>defending edgy 2deep4u bullshit
I thought /a/ was better than this. Wow.

Raildex, two series. The first is called Index and is about a guy named Touma who punches bitches and has a harem of girls plus a gang of guys. If the bitch is a girl, they join his harem. If they're a guy, they join his gang. He has lice.

Railgun is about a girl named Berry Berry who has a lesbian best friend, a flower sidekick, and a slut friend. She shoots coins using her Railgun ability.

>>86015707
>instruments.
Like tea cups and plates to eat cake?

>Oreimo
There's a girl that is otaku but she hides it. She treats her brother like shit but, somehow, he does not fight back. There's also a girl called Kuroneko that dresses like a lolita. And Manami is a shit, don't know why
>Railgun
There are girls with powers and they are like the police of a city for some reason. There's also a guy who is a moralfag and has a power that nullifies the former ones and likes to punch bad people, especially women. Also there's someone called accelerator whom I don't really know much about.

>>86015129
You confused SAO and Accel World, same author though so fair enough.

>Lucky Star
Family Guy for the Japanese

>>86015603
>>86015622
>>86015653
>>86015692
And there's one of the reasons for not watching Eva: the fanbase.

>>86015725

>listing off a bunch of buzzwords in order to try to get me to defend Eva from your "trolling"

Not this time, rusemeister.

>>86015725
What /a/ are you remembering? Because /a/ has always enjoyed Eva.

>>86015725
>all dem buzzwords

>>86015680
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-baader-meinhof-phenomenon/

>Madoka

White magical cat offers wishes but in return you have to sign a contract. At the end one the protagonist finds a way to break out of a time loop and becomes a new type of witch that cancels out other witches. The cost is that she has to live in another dimension and in doing so, her friends end up dying but their parallel universe counterparts exist in the other dimension. So it's like a bittersweet ending. Also from what I've heard, it's an "Evangelion ripoff" in the way that it tried to be edgy and dark near the end.

Suffering happens in the name of lesbianism.

>SnK

I actually don't know what it is. When I google it I just get stuff to do with 2D fighting games.

>Evangelion
A man named Anno scams a bunch of retards.

>>86015761
Don't compare Lucky Star to Family guy.

>Haganai

An intense and hard hitting documentary on the everyday social struggles of Catholic school students. There's a girl named Meat because she gets eaten out everyday except Friday.

>Oreimo
Some harem-esque thing, Kirino is a bitch who wants the D really bad, Kyousuke is actually Araragi. Kuroneko wins but then gives up and Saori is the best but most definitely won't win. Manami is a bitch. Ayase is a lesbian yandere. Has a really neat OP song.

>Accel World
Some really beta pig somehow lands the super perfect waifu who carries him through some virtual world by being really good at whatever it is they do. The Lakers have left LA for the sky.

And then not animu but >Saya no Uta
Guy has meat vision, finds someone who isn't meat in his vision. Which means she's actually a giant meat monster that he gives the D? Schizophrenia.mp3.

>Chuu2
Girl with eyepatch.
From the couple of gifs I've seen she's hilariously incompetent.
That's pretty much it.

>>86015725
>>>/vg/

And stay >>>/vg/

>>86015769
>>86015770
>>86015772
>ALL THIS MAD
Oh, did I hit a sore spot, /a/?

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>>86015764
Basically.

>Berserk

Edgy as fuck. Autistic main character screams DON'T TOUCH ME and slashes anyone who gets near him in half.

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>>86015725
>Existing knowing that you will constantly face rejection because of other peoples AT fields. I thought you were better than this anon.

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>>86015639
not today

>Strike Witches

Teenage girls in WW2 times fly about and shoot aliens. In between sorties they show each other their cunts.

>>86015725
>>86015764
Are you serious? Eva is the most well-known show here. To not watch it is missing out on a big part of the conversation. You must not be from around here if you think that people don't defend it.

>>86015803
It has the same type of attention span and humor in the form of an otaku in Japan.

>>86015507
She has all those art supplies and stuff. Doesn't she look like an artist?

>>86015773
Its not a new word though. I just hadn't heard it in a long, long time until today, when suddenly everyone is using it.