that's pretty fucking apparent, she fucking says "you didn't come to save me" for fucks sake.

>>84440224 (OP)

95% of the LAS fanbase

Kowaru best girl

>>84440403
What a womanchild

>"I can't believe you hit a girl."

>>84440224 (OP)
Oh shit, I didn't notice that, Asuka couldn't give much shit about the world ending anyway

>>84440224 (OP)

3.0 Confirmed everyone was after his dick

After 14 years of not being able to get it they are all furious and spiteful

>>84440224 (OP)
Honestly, I think that Shinji looks like teen Madarame in that pic

>>84440694
He looks more like Kasuga.

>>84440403
she wants to hit him
she wants to kill him
>why didn't you come to save me ?

So have these been confirmed to be sequels and not remakes, like some of you guys were thinking?
I haven't paid attention to them for a long time. I just remember all these conspiracies about them being set after the original series.

>>84441002

14 years of concentrated tsun-tsun

Joke is Shinji saved her in orbit from certain death

>>84440224 (OP)
what I didn't get was: how was Shinji supposed to "save" her, what was he supposed to do ?

Anno fuck off, what's this shit

>>84440224 (OP)
>LASfag

>>84441030
>been confirmed to be sequels
confirmed -NOT
all the things could be just halfassed references to the original

>>84440224 (OP)
>acts all bitchy and tsun towards him
>"why won't you save me"

don't act like a bitch, take lessons from rei.

>>84441078

In 2.0? Use plot to make Eva go plot mode then plot her out of the plug while plot plot plot

>>84441130
>all the things could be just halfassed references to the original
>3.33
>reference to the original
>near 4th impact

yeah clearly.

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Why did I enjoy this scene so much?

since Asuka calls people Lilin, is she an angel ?

>>84441179
It's always hilarious seeing Shinji being abused

Though perhaps 3.0 went a weeeeeeeee bit too far this time

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>>84441207

>>84441174
are you retarded ?

>>84441207
She's corrupted, so yeah partially angel

>>84441179

You are a horrible person

>>84441179
implying you wouldn't enjoy if Asuka stomped on you
and it's alway fun seeing Shinju being abused

>>84441179

Its called foreplay

>>84441249
are you retarded?

>>84441087
And excuse to pick your wallet.
Or at least your valuable time.

>>84441179
Because somehow, even though by all that had just happened (his life is a nightmare, everything he tries to do for good ends up destroying the world, everyone hates or ignores him and no one will explain shit, the girl he though he saved is dead anyway, the only one to not hate or ignore him and explain shit exploded in front of him) we are supposed to feel sympathetic for him no matter what.

And that all changes when you have a girl standing over him telling him to pick himself up and do shit, then all that dissapears.
It probably wouldn't be like that if it were the other way around with Shinji kicking a fallen and catatonic Asuka to go do shit. Or any boy doing that to a girl

>Evangelion 4.0 Asuka Will (Not) Get Shinji's Dick

abort
abort
abort

>>84441130
>>84441174
>>84441249
>>84441380
So what you guys are saying is that nothing has been confirmed yet and it's still up in the air if this is a remake or a sequel?
Ok, thanks.

>>84441403
>And that all changes when you have a girl standing over him telling him to pick himself up and do shit
>Then we think he's a pussy even after all that shit

>It wouldn't be like that if it were Shinji kicking catanoic Asuka

Sad but true.

>>84441403
>Shinji kicking a fallen and catatonic Asuka to go do shit
wait, what if we get for 4.0 Asuka masturbating to a catatonic Shinji ? or raping him

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>>84441513

>>84441513
Well in between 2.0 and 3.0 I bet there was a reverse of the "I'm so fucked up" scene from EoE, where shinji was the comatosed.

Comatose people still function bodily, Asuka could've gotten the D anytime she wanted.

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>>84441403

Its some kind of meta revenge for EoE

>>84441513
Make us feel like Asuka is a pussy and root for Shinji, then I will forever call Anno the True Master.

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Who cares about Asuka, we all know who the best girl is.

>>84441577
>A reverse of the "I'm so fucked up" scene from EoE
>Asuka using a comatose Shinji with a functioning D

I'm surprised Anno actually didn't do this.

It's fucking obvious.

Also, she had 14 years to grow up and reflect on how self-centered and naive she was as a 02 pilot. She learned her place in Wille, she accepted that the world doesn't revolve around her.

Then Shinji comes in, still believing he's the one who can and has to save the world because MUH REDEMPTION.

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>Asuka doesn't call Shinji a baka anymore
Shinji the brat, has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

>>84441795
>I'm surprised Anno didn't do this yet
fixed

>>84441839
>Then Shinji comes in, still believing he's the one who can and has to save the world
And why wouldn't he? All his life that's all people ever told him (and for the most part it's actually true), and even after he wakes up the only person who would actually speak to him said the same thing.

>>84441795
>a comatose shinji is still able to get a hard-on just so they can have a scene of asuka riding him

That would be plain fucking worth a BD purchase

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>>84441839

And for all her training, and seasoning, and all the battles she went through were useless.

She is again overshadowed and saved by Shinji, unable to beat him

The rage is palpable

>>84441782
Fug off you stupid networking 4 eyes

>>84441179
I enjoyed it because there was nearly zero character interaction throughout the whole movie

at least she was talking to him at that point.. fuck.

>>84441782
Her stupid singing was annoying and she's a even more useless character than in 2.0.
Looking on a hologram of a teacup in an Eva while on mission, really ?

so is the reboot finished with 3.0? haven't watched it yet.

>>84441910
Because it's extremely childish. He's not the only Eva pilot in the world. He's not the most competent one. And he's certainly not the most informed about how that fucking world works.

>>84441910
The only person who can save the world is also a trigger to end the world. What a combo.

>>84441985
Hey she's the most sucessful person with her life in all of Eva.

I would gladly be a useless, dull, happy person rather than any of the important fucked up characters. Just laughing and shooting bullets at shit, going home to relax and eat snacks and play vidya, then get back in an Eva and repeat.

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The most dysfunctional couple in the universe

They keep hitting, insulting, abusing, defiling, choking, killing, betraying each other. And every fucking time they end up going back for more abuse.

It makes my shipping boner so fucking hard

>>84442044
He's extremely childish because he's a child. Unlike Asuka whose an 8th grader with a 28 years of experience, he's an 8th grader with an 8th grade mind.

>>84441910
if people told him that listening to britney spears was the in thing, would he do it?

he would, because he's such a tool

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>>84441882

Because she's 28 now, I guess. But the Eva curse of selling figurines prevents her from aging.

Eva 3.0 sucks.

>>84442104
Yes, adults can get annoyed by children acting childish.

Anyone else hope she just fucking dies in 4.44? Seriously, I want her to die a really horrible death, like she did in EoE. I've never been able to tolerate self-centered bitches like her. The fact that she's had 14 years and she still refuses to grow the fuck up makes it worse.

>>84442158
exactly, they do all the time.

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Confirmed dead?

>>84442187
He is the true villain, Gendo is just a pawn.

>>84440504
Why does she call herself a girl if she's 28?

>>84442173
Yes.

>>84442107
>he's such a tool

That's funny, because that's all he is to these people. As soon as shit backfires, he's no longer wanted.

>>84442187
SEELE used super science to turn him into Wunder

>>84441513
Holy shit. You are a genius

>>84442248
Because 14 years timeskip is bullshit and even Anno has no idea what to do with it.

this thread will go well

>>84440504
That line made me so fucking angry I wanted to punch the screen.

>>84442173
r u a George Foreman???

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This whole fucking movie made no god damn sense to me, but not in a confusing way, but in a why the fuck would you do that way.

1. Why the fuck would you revive tang boy only to then put a death colar on him. Wouldn't it of been smarter to just NOT revive him at all?

2. Why does no one ever explain shit to Shinji, everything he does is due to misinformation. If Misato sat down and talked to Shinji who has no fucking idea why there is a grudge against him, what went down. Most of this shit could of been avoided

3. Shinji's selective hearing. "Hey Shinji, don't do that. It doesn't seem right." "Sorry Kaworu, but even though it's your plan to do all this shit, I'm gonna ignore you and just do it anyway"

But yeah...shit was so full of fucking plot holes I could start an orgy with this script.

>>84442248

It's an expression, champ.

>>84442248
Womanchildism

>>84442271
His whole life was pretedermined by world leaders and his own parents for him to be a tool even before he was born.

>>84442187
Pendo Ikari

>>84441795
>>84441577
Oh yes that would be possible when Shinji was a big pile of LCL inside 01 floating in space.

>>84442312
those aren't plot holes, it's just shitty writing.

>>84442354
[citation needed]

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>Anno only made the 14 year time skip so he could put imouto of age in the movie so he could sell more merch

>>84442312

3.33 is generaly regarded as the blunder of this decade, and nobody knows what the fuck was Anno thinking this time.

And don't even get me started on old men and their powerpoint presentations.

>>84442248
Translation.

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Misato is the best female character.
BL Jesus is the best male character.

In fact I might go ahead and say that the nge (series) Misato was the best female character ever created. No real woman could be that . . . human.

This thread has shipping shitflinging written all over.

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>>84442312
1. Why the fuck would you revive tang boy only to then put a death colar on him. Wouldn't it of been smarter to just NOT revive him at all?
Guilt. They hate him because he ended the world, but can't kill him because subconsciously they know it's nothis fault.
2. Why does no one ever explain shit to Shinji, everything he does is due to misinformation. If Misato sat down and talked to Shinji who has no fucking idea why there is a grudge against him, what went down. Most of this shit could of been avoided
Because idiocy
3. Shinji's selective hearing. "Hey Shinji, don't do that. It doesn't seem right." "Sorry Kaworu, but even though it's your plan to do all this shit, I'm gonna ignore you and just do it anyway"
Again, failure to communicate. "HEY SHINJI STOP THESE ARE WORLD DESTROYING SPEARS, DON"T TOUCH EM WE"VE BEEN TRICKED" would've been much better

I'm going to abort this thread like Yui should have done to Shinji's foetus

>>84442398
How old was she before anyway? Was whole 14y really needed? 4-5 wouldn't do?

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>>84442354

>implying she wasn't wildly masturbating while they were both falling towards the planet

>>84442473

Is this Asuka the EoE Asuka or the 2.22 Asuka?

This is the kind of a question this movie should've fucking answered.

>>84442471
They needed 14 years to build the flying fleet

>>84442312
this, all of my this. Not to say it wasnt neato to see the new animation and stuff, but I dun get it

>>84442312
Isn't one of the main points of the series that the characters are incredibly flawed? so it makes sense that no ones explains shit cause they hate him for killing everyone

I dunno, take some responsibility, Misato. You're the one who keeps forcing a 14 year old into a giant robot

Why don't they draw the robots?

>>84442418
I actually agree with you. Despite 3.33's cluster fuck of short-sighted self-indulgent butthurt, Misata was the only character to show any signs of guilt for what happened to Shinji. She didn't detonate his collar. She still has a shred of understanding for the kid's situation and she doesn't want to doom him because she knows she played an active part in the global cataclysm. Man, she's the best.

>>84442471

She was an elementary schooler in NGE so I guess she was around 6

That would make her 20-21 in 3.0

>>84442312
> If Misato sat down and talked to Shinji
Please watch the movie before making a comment.

>>84442509
They have technology to build Evas like it's nothing and clone Reis. If they said they needed only 2 years for all, no one would even argue that it's too short.

>>84442531
Flaws are interesting.
Mari has no flaws, is the only one to love her life and her job, and is utterly boring and useless.

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god she was perfect

Btw, doesn't EVA + timeskip = Rahxephon?

>>84442471
There's this really short cut of her in 2.22, but I'm terrible at guessing ages so I"m not even going to try

>>84442531

Flawed, yes.

Borderline retarded. No.

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>>84442574
>Misato is cold and doesn't wanna talk to Shinji
>Doesn't even pull the trigger as he's getting away

Talk about wishy washy characterization. Fuck off defending shit narrative.

>>84442564

No, she's retarded and blames him for not letting a gigantic angel evolve and initiate 3rd impact.

>>84442567
20-21 years old. And still looks like 13-14.

So was the part with the spears supposed to make sense?

Someone make a new version of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHJJmIFcyig

>>84442547
2.0
>DO IT SHINJI! SAVE REI! I DON'T CARE OR KNOW WHAT RITSUKO IS SAYING AND NEITHER DO YOU SO JUST SAVE HER!
3.0
>You will never pilot again, we'll kill if you if you try

>>84442582
I like Mari cause she is a contrast to everything around her.

>>84442631
>Misato is cold and doesn't wanna talk to Shinji
She was talking to him the very moment he was snatche from them. Watch the fucking movie.

>>84442602

I wish she had more screentime. All those other bitches can fuck off.

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>Eva is usually 2deep4me and I love it for that.
>3.0 was literally the most shallow piece of shit with forced pretentious ever
So much for that shit.

>>84442668
Yes. There was supposed to be an Adam spear and a Lilith spear, giving them the ability of life and death to give them the power make the world better again (blue oceans, blue skies, green trees, ect.)

INstead there were only Adam spears of death.

>>84442624
Yeah I guess it is taken to an extreme in some cases, mainly with Kaworu

>>84442693
>Gives him short replies in a snarky tone
No, perhaps it is you that should watch the movie.

>>84442676
I like Mari because she still has no single fucking use in the movies. She is just there.

>>84442693
She wasn't exactly giving him exposition there. She just keeps telling him to fuck off.

>>84442668
Just know that gendo is a master planner who tricked kowaru

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>>84442669

How hard is it to acquire a gun in Japan

I think I have had just about enough of Rebuild

>>84442441
>Failure to communicate

This is literally the cause of all their problems.

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>>84442706
>forced pretentious

>>84442670
She learnt from her mistakes I guess

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japs objective as fuck

>>84442693

That's exactly why it's retarded. She flat out ignores him to the point where he fucking wants to leave, they're attacked by a NERV Eva and suddenly she's all WAIT, SHINJI. LET ME TELL YOU A STORY OF MY PEOPLE. THERE'S A REASON FOR ALL OF THIS, HONEST. ALSO, YOU DIDN'T REALLY SAVE REI DESPITE BEING ONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

It's fucking retarded.

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>>84440224 (OP)

>Calls out for Shinji to help at the start
>Complains Shinji didn't save her
>Mari teases that Asuka still fancies him

What's it like being as dense as Shinji?

Why doesn't Shinji just quit?

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>>84442717
2 of them. Maybe Eva 3.0 is actually SAO 2 and everyone can get his own legendary weapon if he grinds enough? Or Spear glitched, multipled and dual wielding them almost caused a server crash? Kaworu is actually a GM but the crash logged him out of his account.

>>84442736
>>84442722
>explain how choker works
>tell him 14 years have passsed
>tell him Rei is gone
>start telling him what happened during 3rd impact
Yeah, that all was just "telling him to fuck off", no information whatsoever.

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>>84442750
>implying those 2deep4u scenes had any relevance to the plot

>>84442717
Yes, but why were there two Adam spears?

>Ritsuko
Why she looks so ugly?
Like an older tired women who had eaten too many dicks and pussies in her life...

Also poor Maya, just one line that she doesn't like to work with men...

And Shinji being even more emo faggot than he was in original series, and then people wonder why I prefer female characters, that's a role model male main character who is only good for yaoi sweet romance with Kaworu...

Shame Asuka still wants that baka's dick, stupid slut.

Only good characters were glasses chick and that young medic girl.

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>>84442824
>>Calls out for Shinji to help at the start
>>Complains Shinji didn't save her
>>Mari teases that Asuka still fancies him
>
>What's it like being as dense as Shinji?
what kind of womanchild nurses a crush for a teenage boy she knew for six months for fourteen years

>>84442750
the movie was literally forced 2DEEP4U
it was obvious they deliberately didn't explain shit and deliberately added no sense making crap like teeth in earth

>>84442800
It's fucking retarded that she didn't predict exactly when NERV is going to attack. It would be perfectly natural if she knew the script in advance.

Yeah, no.

>>84442850
>short replies without context
>snarky and pissed off tone
You've never met a woman in your life have you? Even your mother should of given you some sense of a woman's tone.

>>84442844
I fully expect him to make attempt on his life in 4.0, unless they put him in isolated cell for 90% of the movie.

>>84442856
Gendo switched them.

There were 2 spears in the original series. There are now 4 spears. Time loop happened, they brought the original 2 spears back with them, now there are 4.

>>84442850
I agree, all the information was presented to him, he is just a dense motherfucker

>>84442846
There are multiple spears for multiple angels, I'm not sure if each angel gets one but from the 2nd impact scene from either 1.0 or 2.0 we see multiple angels with spears

>>84442877

Dunno, what kind of God nurses a crush on a kid he knew for 24 hours in his prior life.

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>>84440224 (OP)

and after that, he saved her while they were in space

I wonder if they told her about the reason he left Nerv

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>>84442853
>i only like anime for the plot

>>84442934
He has the excuse of not actually been designed to have a brain

>>84442899
>lel nerd u never met a woman XD
Cool, now could you give me some actual argument?

>>84442942
>I wonder if they told her about the reason he left Nerv
No one is telling anyone anything in Eva.

>>84442909
So if that's true then this is truly a sequel.

>>84442850
>explain how choker works
Yep, the first thing I want to know after waking up is a death threat by people I though I was helping
>tell him 14 years have passsed
Great, now I have one million more questions
>tell him Rei is gone
And fails to tell him about an EVIL REI CLONE coming to get him.
>start telling him what happened during 3rd impact
Nope

>>84443010
We've known this since 2.22. Try to keep up.

lel eva is a sequel xD anno epik trole da mastah

>>84442877

>what kind of womanchild nurses a crush for a teenage boy she knew for six months for fourteen years

This is EVA, Asuka is fucked up thats why her feelings didn't exactly get resolved cleanly

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>>84442850

>Why DO I have the choker? Why am I being punished?
>Why is Asuka the same age? Why am I the same age? What's the Eva curse?
>But I saved Rei, why are you saying that? She's right here!
>Why the fuck shouldn't I pilot Eva again? Why do you hate me, Misato? You cheered me when I was saving Rei.

Because he sure was in context of every half-assed shit he was told.

>>84443025
Nothing is confirmed and it's all speculation you know that right?

>>84442909
what bullshit are you talking about ?

>>84442850
This.
Most of the complanings that I read about 3.33 is about people misundertanding the whole movie.

Best of Rebuild movies so far. Actually, I doubt that 4.0 is going to be good as 3.33, I think is going to be on pair with 2.22. My personagel ranking:

3.33 > 2.22 >= 4.0 (where I expect it to be) > 1.11

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>new
>| (1?)
What does it mean?

>>84443019
>And fails to tell him about an EVIL REI CLONE coming to get him.
They expected that clone to come to get Eva01 instead.

And for the rest, rewatch that scene.

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>>84443117

>>84443025
>We've known this
>known
You mean you've speculated.

>>84443145
Repeat signs
Enclose a passage that is to be played more than once. If there is no left repeat sign, the right repeat sign sends the performer back to the start of the piece or the nearest double bar.

>>84443145
>| (1?)
are you retarded, it's a musical symbol