>>84682335 (OP)
>take "THAT" seat
>wait for obligatory harems and adventures to fall in my lap

Go piss off Bright Noa. Become overpowered.

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>>84682402
you're in my seat, faggot

>>84682402
You've already been assigned back row centre. What do?

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Sit next to miku and try to be friends with her

Find the yaoi corner of the school and live there forever.

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Find pic related and marry her.

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I go straight home and shitpost an /a/ like I always do.

>>84682335 (OP)
I find Lala and ask her to make me the little girl.

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>>84682516
What you gonna do about it, fag?

Welp, if every single anime character was stuck in one world... It'd probably blow up in about 15 minutes.

So I'll fap and cum in you're waifu's face.

>>84682335 (OP)

I would probably sit in my desk in a confused daze for about a month.

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This is a fairly difficult question. Given that there would be so many superpowered shonens with POWER OF FRIENDSHIP clashing with each other and getting absolutely no where.

>>84682335 (OP)
Have a panic attack because I'm surrounded by several hundred anime girls, probably at least a few dozen of which I've fapped furiously to.

>>84682335 (OP)
Stalk mai waifu and try to steal her socks

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>>84682677
I will erase your pathetic life from existence.
Don't tempt me, God is my bitch and an Alien is my mistress.

You can take this time traveler though, she's worthless

Black mail certain characters because I've watched their series and know everything about them

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transfer into class 3-4

>>84682335 (OP)
I stick with the EVA clique to get Asuka. Then I look for Araya and ask him to awaken my origin. Later, I look for the best martial artists and ask them to teach me their secrets.

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>>84682677
>>84682841

Mongrels, "THAT" seat just happens to be part of my treasures.

>>84682335 (OP)
Be creepy as fuck by going up to people who don't know me at all and telling them their life's story.

Are we all going to be together in that world?

>>84682335 (OP)
Every character, you say?
I'd find my husbando.

>>84682402
Bitch, I will fight you for "that" seat

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>>84682841
we'll see about that

Become a delinquent and spend my time drinking, smoking, and watching anime
Also, fuck bitches

We would all be boring background characters. anyone who thinks otherwise is deluding themselves.

>>84682402
>>84682516
>>84682677
>>84683041
>>84683049

>a comedy fighting anime that breaks the meta and 4th wall, students fighting in a no holds barred beatdown to claim ownership of "that" seat.

would /a/ watch it?

>>84682335 (OP)
Why is Duke Tougou a schoolteacher?

>>84683153
You bet your ass I would.

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>>84682841
>implying haruhi is even a powerful god
she's so retarded she doesn't even know about herself

>>84683153
I would actually pay money to see that.
not really

>>84683153
I'd watch it. But the characters better be completely off the wall types.

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>>84682402
You guys can have it. Please!

>>84683027
If so, I hang out with >>84682615

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>>84682972
That's it. This declares the beginning of the Holy Seat War.
Rejoice, for if you sieze the seat you will have the power to obtain any wish, be it having a harem, piloting a mecha or developing a mystic hidden power within yourself.

>>84683237
>implying she's a god at all

>>84683153
Honestly, this segment should have been in nichibros

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Finish the Fight

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but is a character from an anime from a tv show there?

>>84683320
Neito or me?

>>84683357
I'm giving him the benefit of a doubt

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I would pull out my poke ball and catch Pokemon cause gotta catch em all.

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Molest little girls with my bro MJ.

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>This Thread
filename relevant

>>84683153
Only if you have the school bancho get it and obtain a loli gf, after which he'll give the seat to a heir via manly fight and proving his worth.

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>>84682335 (OP)
>Miku as the childhood friend and confess your feelings to her
Living the dream

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can I be the science teacher that somehow knows things even the world's top scientists do not even know or humanity will not learn for hundreds of years?

>>84683441
You.
I-if that's ok.

>>84683390
No, but you can see her in TV.
And then Anon was a creepy 2D waifufag in the 2D world.
Actually, she would probably be an actress of an in-world live action show.

>>84683574
S-sure, but might I ask why me specifically?

wakamoto as principal obviously

>>84683606
And janitor on odd days.

>>84683606
Wakamoto becomes every onomatopeia ever.

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>>84682335 (OP)
This

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Have Great Teacher Onizuka as my teacher.

>>84682335 (OP)
Why is Gutz teaching a class?

>>84683606
Wakamoto (playing King of Britannia) should be drama professor

>>84683356
Nakata is the Christian Studies professor who secretly holds caged matches for students.

>>84683493
oh shit is that Michael Jackson?

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Step 1: Establish contact with waifu
Step 2: Make friends with characters from mecha shows

>>84683759
Yes. Thriller ver.

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Finally have some kinky sex with an incompetent God!

>>84683559

Only if you're an ara ara christmas cake as well.

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>Light as swim coach

YOU CALL THAT SWIMMING

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>>84683798

>>84683586
I'm inspired by your drive. Everyone needs a wingman, anon.
Horizonbros ride together.

I don't think I have the testicular retention to ejaculate on a scene that big. Thats tough.

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Why can't I just sit at the spot where none will notice me?

>>84683831
Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'll be sure to take Kouduki-sensei's class.

>>84683872
Sit 2nd from the back on the opposite side from THAT seat.

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>>84683845

>>84683872
I used to look for people like you and help them.

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Find the Sensha-do class.

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>>84683838

Find and fuck Sena and Yozora

They'll charge me with rape. I'll give one of those epic speeches explaining my motives and be let off.

Rinse and repeat.

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Just don't get killed

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Date my Christmas Cake sensei.

>>84682402
THAT seat has always been mine, at least in highschool. I'm 165 cm like Arararagi and I have no harem.

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would you play in a band with miku?

>>84684142
It doesn't work if you're conscious of it. Also
>being proud of being a manlet

Will people from hentai be there?

I'd like to get jiggy with some of the girls from Bible Black or Angel Blade.

>>84684179
Only if "play in a band" includes having casual sex but still being just friends.

>>84684194
I see. Then it would not work for anyone else here.
Also
>implying I'm proud
I'm fucking not. At all.

>>84684179
I'd play her, if you know what i mean.

>>84683000
/thread

Pretend to be dense and pure, act like I'm not dumbfounded at people running and yelling all the time, apologize a lot, let people finish their speeches while fighting them, play a perfect background character role and keep my mouth shut.

So i'll be sitting there chilling when suddenly a witch, a witch from a different series, another different witch and a witch from yet another entirely different series blow up all nearby man-made infastructure and watch as Sakura, Nanoha, Madoka and Akane rush out to battle them.

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>>84683838

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>>84683972
n...n....n-no thank you...

>>84684366
>left to right

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>>84684211
yes, it can be assumed that all 2d are there

>>84684248
Are you a bassist?

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I'd help out the touman

>>84684480
I can learn. It's not hard.
I'd prefer to be the main guitar though, the bassist only fucks the ugly groupies.

>>84683356
I'd participate in the holy seat war. I'd win too.

>>84684194
>>84684265
Height isn't something you can be proud of anyway, it's out of your control.

>>84684377
U A STUTTER M8?

That's okay, I used to stutter myself.

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>>84684266
>>84684248
what if she plays you?

>>84684607
I'm more then okay with this.

>>84684575
That's something a short person would say

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Pull out my drill and pierce their hymens!

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>>84682335 (OP)
>You notice every single anime character happens to be stuck in this universe as well.
>every single anime character

I pray to every anime character that ascended to godhood that I am on the opposite side of the planet when Alucard and Dio eventually meet and duke it out.

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>>84684366

>>84684653
S-shut up!

well while you guys are fighting over THAT SEAT i'll be hanging out with Luffy at lunch, smoke weed with Yoh, and go to the kendo club with Kenshin, Zoro, and Guts

>>84684725
What's this from?

>You notice every single anime character happens to be stuck in this universe as well.

First thing that comes to mind is the powerlevel clashing and the world destruction levels of chaos.

>>84684802
笑ｗ

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>>84684607
>Miku playing me

>>84684802
It's from Free!.

>>84684719
Don't worry, they're all in SoL modo.
Dio is an aristocrat who some times goes to the Jojo Fight Club, and nobody dies because they get fixed by Josuke or their wounds are AllFictioned.

>>84684607
She can play my skin flute.

>>84684797
>smoke weed with Yoh
Never has a person had a more relaxed weed smoking session before.

Slam an axe in Tatsuhiro's door and tell him that the day of reckoning's coming.

>>84684797
>2 One Piece characters
How many anime have you watched?

>Every single anime character
Tell Dio, Alucard, Kid Buu, Broly, Hei, and Lelouch that Kirito called them faggots, and see what happens.

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>>84682402
>>wait for obligatory harems and adventures to fall in my lap
>They never come, nothing happens for 3 years, eventually you graduate from highschool and stop existing.

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>>84684797
>not smoking weed with Agiri

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>>84682335 (OP)
move to neo venezia

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I'd visit glorious club everyday.

So wait. Out of all the student council presidents out there, who would be THE prez?

>>84684999
>After graduation you forget everything and come back
>You keep all the academic knowledge and abilities you acquired
Alright, what will you do? I know I'll be training with Kenshin's master and studying languages like a motherfucker.

>>84683153
But of course!
And at the end when a winner is decided, they remember that the school is an all-male boarding school set in the middle of fucking nowhere, so no harem or adventure develops.

>>84682335 (OP)
Why is Miku wearing a North High uniform?

I would meet up with Shinji or Tomoko and hang out.

Chill with Spike Vash and Jotaro

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>>84685132
>open door
>they're about to welcome me
>slam the door shut
>run home
>shitpost about it on 2ch

I have no boundaries.

Find Joseph. Be buds with him. Stay the fuck away from Dio.

>>84684983
they were first characters that came to mind
>inb4 wan piss trash

>>84685184
>academic knowledge
>any relevance in anime (except BakaTest, I guess)

Become an irrelevant character and ended up getting bullied by the delinquents

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>Date the softest student council and make passionate love to her.

>>84685248
>Jotaro
Good luck getting him out of the girl cloud.

>>84685381
That's the point, you keep it for when you come back here.
Some people could use that.

>>84682335 (OP)
I spot Ritsu, Mio, Mugi, Kuroko, Miku, Nagato, Arararagi, Crab, Biribiri, Touman(maybe), who else?

>>84685446
>going to an anime school to study

>>84683968
WHY IS IT GREEN

>>84685413
well any part of the Joestar line will be covered in women (yes that includes Jolyne)

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>class with Kuroko
Why the fuck not

>>84685538
>GREEN
Your colorblind is showing.

>>84685499
Araragi, Senjougahara, Tsuruya, Yuki, Kyon, Touma, Misaka, Asakura, Miku, Yui, Azusa, Kuroko, Taniguchi, Mugi, Mio, Ritsu.

Golgo as the teacher.

Not sure about the one guy on the far left.

>>84685499
>doesn't know Kyon, Tsuruya, Ryoko and Taniguchi

>>84685614
I thought that might be the case. Still, that's not the color of semen.

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>>84685538
>obviously wanting people to reply to his post who will undoubtedly point out that it's yellow and not green

Like that's going to happen.

>>84685641
Is kyon behind Nagato? Taniguchi behind Kuroko? Where was Ryouko? In front of Miku?

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Be friends with any Jojo

I'd join the Neighbors Club to be best bros with Rika and molest Sena daily.
Make sure Yukari-sensei was my English teacher, Yuzuki sensei was my homeroom teacher, and Zetsubou sensei my History teacher.
I'd have lunch on the roof with Keima, Touma, Shujin, Saiko, and Eren. Then confess to my waifu after school.
I'd chill at Yuno's house with the Hidamaris after that and watch my favorite Idorus perform in concert that night.

It would be glorious.

>>84685637
Nigga that's Michael Jackson.

>>84683493

>>84685702
S-sorry. I really am colorblind

Would Ginko be a teacher or a student? I want to befriend Ginko.

>>84685807
Yes, yes and yes
There's also Kimidori in the far left too, the girl with green hair

>>84685807
Yes, yes and yes.

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>Try to sit next to your waifu
>This faggot takes your seat

What do you do?

>>84683493
>one of these students is not like the others

Relatedly, where does Woody fit in all this?

>>84686081

NANI WO SURUDA?

>>84686081
It's a fuking twelve-year-old. I kick him, talk shit about his mother and mock his objective of obtaining money because that's exactly how people with self esteem problems think.

>>84686081
Call on young Joseph to beat his ass up.

We all know he could easily do it.

>>84686081
NA-NANI WO SURUDA

URUSAN!

>>84686081
Go fo the other 3 spots?

>sit behind her
>spend the whole class gently stroking her hair

>>84686081
I don't know who you are motherfucker, but if you fuck with me you're gonna get rekt.

>>84686220
she sits in the corner

>>84686220
>m-mou Anon-kun yamete yo
Alright, change of plans. Keep that seat, Dio-chan.

>>84686220
You get called a pervert and become a comic relief character forever

>>84686272
School Rumble!?

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>suggest umi da
>get overrun by thousands of neckbeards

>>84683493
holy shit 10/10 I laughed

>>84686081
good thing he only gets a boner from fucking with Joestars

Drop out of highschool to play vidya and post on /v/

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this guy is the school mascot

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Does "every single anime character" include sentient mecha?

>>84686220
>Dou Sukebei! Hentai! Roricon!
She proceeds to punch you across the room as this is a 2D world and you should have expected as much

i would shitpost on the internet about 2DPD

>>84686772
Probably
Anon doesn't know how much of a bitch his favorite tsundere is

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Stop going to school
Stay at home and fuck my imoutos regularly

>>84686081
you thought you were gonna be the one to sit in that seat, too bad, it was me, anon

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>>84683462
>the benefit of a doubt

>>84684366
Wouldn't be awesome if Light was part of Free? He'd show a thing or two about swimming.

>>84685898
Whoops, never saw the other image.

>>84687084
in my defense I had a couple drinks

>>84687208
He's voicing one of the Free boys though.

Unless you're making that joke and it's too subtle for me.

>>84686934
Excellent taste anon.

>>84686934
Nishishi is my imouto as well

>>84687560
But the joke isn't subtle at all anon

Realize I'm fucked forever because I ain't no MC nor someone who can make girls fall for him
I'd rather stay in the 3D, it's less painful that way

I wonder if the kids from Nurutu in this high school are the equivalent of Narutards or chuunis in the 3D world.

>>84687878
>going beyond full beta

You have a dick don't you? That's ALL you'll ever need to win a 2D girl.

>>84687941
Rape her till she loves me ain't my style, anon

Kick the shit out of Aku no Potato girl.

Is Okarin the science teacher?

I'm taking every science class I can if that's true.

>>84688052
B-B-But Potato Girl is the best Shingeki!

>>84688128
No, anon. Not Sasha. I meant the rotoscoped potato girl.

>>84687987
You. Irredeemable. Faggot.

>>84688195
I know, stop bully me

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>>84688255
Speaking of bullying, would anyone else bully the fuck out of Kotomi?

>>84688189
I know

>>84688310
Do you want to get your shit slapped by CLANNADMAN or what?

I would adapt and enjoy the high school life. However, I would first find out how not-my-waifu is doing here. Although my chance is still small, I would still try to go for it or at least make sure that she is happy. As long as the system in this world is better than in her world, it should be okay for me.

>>84688310
Yes

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>Every single anime character happens to be stuck in that universe too.

Then it would be logical to assume that because all anime characters are there, and I am there, that our world and myself are apart of an anime.
Meaning our world is just as fictional as everyone else's who is there.
The proof of this would be enough to push my existentialism to the brink and I'd just stop caring what happens. I'd just start going with the flow of whatever is going on.

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>>84688310
I would

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>>84688310
I'd rather bully a poor retainer. her reactions are adorable.

>>84688461
I like the cut of your jib.

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>>84684806
Agree,we´re done.

>>84688461
>I'd just start going with the flow of whatever is going on.

J-just like the MC in my Japanese animes...

Have we determined their true motivation? Existential nausea?

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>>84688793
They're probably just lazy.
I don't want to sound pretentious but most MCs probably aren't smart enough to understand and fully comprehend the basics of existentialism.

>>84687560
Really?wich one?

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Pick up sesha-do and go after my waifu.

>>84688883
Most MCs aren't smart enough to understand and fully comprehend the basics of anything in general.

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>>84688883
huh? What was that?

>>84688793
They are fucking high school kids
What do you do when you were 16 beside shitpost on the internet?

>>84688883
Isn't it just Nihilism without all the edgy "everything is meaningless so everyone should be sad" bullshit?

>>84688954
go for Koshien

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>>84689065
Yes.

>>84689065
Why don't they use "everything is meaningless so why don't we have fun instead?"

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>>84684725

>>84689182
So, YOLO?

>>84688883
Well, Kyon engaged in dialectical tautology with himself...before calling himself out on it.

But then, he isn't really the average MC either way.

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>>84686081
>He kiss rapes your crush

>>84689182
That's what existentialism is if you want to be a caveman about it.

>>84689294
Fuck you Borg, I fucked you're cave drawing

>>84689065
>>84689182
Existentialism asserts that meaning exists, but that it is subjective. Be sad or have fun, it's all up to the individual to create purpose.

Nihilism rejects meaning of any kind.

>>84689381
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!

>>84689219
No, YOLO is stupid. Long term fun>Short term fun

>>84689436
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1880: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

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>>84689260

>>84689219
>not Carpe Diem

>>84689436
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1926: Epaphra is not good at ball games.

This guy can't do anything right!

>>84689436
>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

>pick out girls from harem animes/VNs with animes
>just act really dumb all the time
>gaggle of girls surround me
>live the dream

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

>>84689436
II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: Not your blog, fucker of men.

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: Planting of the sage.

>>84689436
It's astounding how "bald" also worked as an insult for the Japs.

>>84688310
nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XmrFWWSgWk

I'd use this opportunity to find my husbando and live out the rose-colored high school romantic comedy life I missed out on the first time around.

>>84689436
>II.2.1 (Bar of Astylus and Pardalus); 8408: Lovers are like bees in that they live a honeyed life

Pardalus pls.

VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

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Are classes separated by series? If so, can I choose what classroom I'm part of?

>>84689436
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1951: Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this
I know that feeling, bro from another epoch

>>84689436
>VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

They had waifus back then too!

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>Sit in obligatory chair next to the back window
>Wear Stetson all day every day because Murrica
>Eventually class rep comes to my seat during lunch time
>"konnichiwa Gaijin-San! Why do you wear that hat?"
>mfw
>"......What Hat?"

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing

>>84689436

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Holy shit, I'm dying here.

>>84682335 (OP)
Cut Miku's obnoxious tails off.

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the atrium); 5213: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

>VII.6.35 (Brothel of Venus; on the Vico dei Soprastanti opposite the Vicolo del Gallo); 1645: May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!

DON'T FUCK MY WAIFU

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>>84682335 (OP)
> You notice every single anime character happens to be stuck in this universe as well.
This one too?
and rabbits from Blood-C?

>>84689436
>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

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>>84689693
>finally get to live my high school dream of going to school with anime characters
>get put in the cursed Another classroom

>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

Holy shit these people were fucking hilarious.

>>84689747
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

And tsunderes!

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>>84689762
Not a fan of long hair?

>>84689903
That looks like shit.