>>90359112 (OP)
I'm on a diet to get the /fit/ body my waifu deserve, so stop posting junk food you faggot.

>>90359112 (OP)
Greedy slut.

>>90359112 (OP)
>two at the same time, and then another one
He just can't get enough of them, can he?

>>90359112 (OP)
what a glutton

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Is it cute to eat pizza when fucking?

It's a metaphor for eating dicks

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>>90359340

Remember when KyoAni was animating classy cake eating? I miss this time.

>>90359786
Cakes are for faggots, real anime characters eat pizza

>>90359340
It's really not hard to cut down on weight if you try even a little bit. Cut down on soda and stuff, and you'd be alright. If you burn 2300 calories a day, which is quite normal and you eat a 1800 diet, which isn't that hard, you'll lose exactly one pound a week.

Good luck, anon!

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>>90359782
Jesus christ that's way too much meat on one bun.

>>90359836
Feeling insecure about your sexuality? It doesn't surprise me from a freefag.

>>90360072
What are you implying?

>>90359782

Bacon is overrated.
YEAH I SAID IT

>>90360308
I agree

>>90360228
That you're fat, and gay. More fat than gay but still very gay.

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>>90360308
>Bacon is overrated.
Are you gay, Anon? You can come out, man, we are all friends here.

TWO BLOODY GREAT HANDFULS

God damn he ate like $10 worth of Japanese pizza like it was nothing.

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>>90359112 (OP)
Save some for us OP

>>90359854
>If you burn 2300 calories a day, which is quite normal
>which is quite normal
Yeah right, normal for a normalfag, maybe. I spend my day sitting in front of my computer, so it ain't happening.

>>90360876
how about you go for a run fat ass?
You have a road, use it

>>90361428
No, there are people there and they scare me

>>90361938
I can't believe I used to be like this...
Go early in the morning or at night then anon
Just run, just do SOMETHING, as its better than nothing

>>90362097
No, my mom will ask me where I'm going and I can't tell her I'm doing excercise, else she thinks I think of myself out of shape and then she will excpect me to do it everyday and when the day comes I finally give up she will look at me with dissapointed eyes like always

>>90362259
I swear to god you are me from a year ago

Do it, tell her, then when you do give up and trust me you Will give up, get her to get you to keep going
Even if you fail for one day as long as you try again the next day you will be fine

>>90359782
Buffalo burger with slices of wine-soaked apples and crumbled bacon?

Also, nice bun. Upgrade your flatware.

>>90359854
It's not that simple, I'm already lean, but I used to be leaner before bulking, now I'm trying to go back to my old BF.

>>90362259
I'm not sure if I want to punch you or let you cry in my arms.

>>90361428
running is shit. shit shit shit shit shit. anything is better than running.

>>90359112 (OP)
That cute little grab gets me every time.

>>90362908
Why? I wanted to start running to be less fat.

>>90360026

On the contrary: That's way too much bun for that meat.

Disgusting

>>90363450
I think you meant adorable.

>>90359693

Sauce?

Grab two pizza slices but don't separate them from each other

Fold along crease so one is on top of the other and upside down

The superior way to eat pizza coming through

>>90363578
>eating pizza with sauce

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>>90363632
>both sides of the pizza is the hard crust
>no sensation of biting into the soft cheese and dough
>eating two pizza slices at a time for any reason

>>90363832
kek

It's more like biting into candy since the 'hard shell' is on every side and the soft chewy flavorful center is on the inside.

I agree with your last point so sometimes I just take one piece of pizza and sorta taco-form it to get the same thing

>>90363524
No.

>>90363645
sir, the best pizza has just a hint of sauce overtop a glaze of olive oil. too much ruins the experience

>>90363832
>>both sides of the pizza is the hard crust
>>no sensation of biting into the soft cheese and dough
You know you could always fold it the other way.

>>90364897
that would just be messy

>>90363578
Tomato, I think

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>>90359854
I eat like a pig, lift like an addict, and never put on fat.
Today I ate 2 good sized porkchops pan fried in oil and a med-sized beef steak along with 4 bowls of rice, some veggies, potato chips and 2 glasses each of whole milk and juice.
>mfw

>>90363632
I don't understand people who do this. Pizza is to be enjoyed with experiencing the cheese and tomato taste with your upper mouth and a crust with your lower mouth. I've tried folding my pizza over / eating two folded over, and its nowhere near as experience-ful.

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>>90359782
Looks delicious.

You all would grab the pizza like yellow if it was fucking expensive. 25-30 euro is normal for a pizza in nippon.

>>90365325
Jesus christ

what's the difference between japanese pizza and ours?

>>90365404
Not much. People are willing to spend more to eat it because of its novelty I suppose.

>>90365404
Their food prices are horrible. Live in a big city and next to horrendous high rent prices you have ridiculous high food prices. Ever wonder why they make an anime of half priced bentos and why a lot of characters go shopping for food sales? That is the reason.

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>Greedy slut
>Exercising is overrated

>>90365560
>>90365448
well that sucks.

Guess i should be grateful to be able to pick up a tasty pizza for like 9 bucks

>>90365651
"We toss'em, they're awesome!"

kek

>>90365651
nuclear freedoms

>>90365666
>9 bucks
>not 5-6
>not buying your own ingredients and cooking yourself

Have you ever demolished a whole pizza by yourself

I weigh 125 lb. but I occasionally order one on a saturday and go nuts

I was hungry at work tonight and went next door to get a piece of pizza, it was $2.50 for a slice and they gave me one that was like 1/4 of a pizza

>>90365404
In Japan some western food chains are a bit higher-end then their counterparts here and have fancier ingredients, so they cost a bit more

>>90365752
Most people on /fit/ could easily down two boxes.

>Studying abroad in Japan
>Have to order L size pizza to support my whitu piggu appetite
Help me, my wallet is suffering and I don't know how to properly cook. The nearest conbini is 15 away by bike, but I don't have one.

>>90365901
You don't know how to pan fry meat, arrange vegetables onto a plate, and cook rice? Because that's all you really need to know.

>>90365965
Only know how to do rice considering how piss easy it is, but I don't even have a rice cooker

>>90366123
Get a rice cooker, it's absolutely worth it. If it has a steamer top, even better. That'll let you steam veggies for when you're too damn lazy to make better veggies.

There's plenty of beginner's cookbooks, and beginner's guides online. The only thing you really need is the willingness to try.

>>90366123
Buy a rice cooker then
get a pan
get some oil
buy chicken or eggs (cheap)
have some vegetables on hand

One meat dish + rice + veggies and your choice of condiments
There you go, quick simple and easy, not to mention nutritious.
Have some fruit for dessert once in a while if you can afford it.

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>>90359112 (OP)
That fucking girl in the back holding that pizza slice with two hands. Why?

>>90366288
thats just how the japs do

>>90366288
Because Gou is a retard

>"This way it looks like a crepe, am I kawaii desu?"

>>90365752
You are fat. I am ~125lb 5' 11" and I can almost finish a DiGiorno.

>>90366123
It's a good investment, spring for one.
You can basically live off of rice and the occasional protein/vitamin supplement.
Beans and nuts are good protein and are cheaper than meat. Iron can be supplemented (or some meat once or twice a week) and you can get your fruit servings via juice or some cheap fruits.
toss in budget veggies of choice and you're set.

>>90366349
Well let's be fat together

>>90366288
Because Gou Moe.

>>90366446
What do you know, I am baking a DiGiorno right now that has been sitting in my freezer for months.

>>90360308
It really is. I like a little bacon on my burgers and it is a good breakfast meat but holy fuck, it doesn't need to be on EVERYTHING.

>>90363632
Are you me?

I only do that because I'm pathetically autistic about getting grease on my hands though. And a fork and knife is a better option.

>>90366786
There's a lot of grease on the dough too though.

>>90362259
Uh, the whole point is you do have to keep it up.

I wouldn't start with running, just go for walks first. Get a pedometer and try to get 10k steps each day. That's a good start. Then start a run for 2 mins, walk for 3. Slowly adjust the ratio until it's all running.

Just fucking do it. Do you want to keep pouting about it or do you actually want to fucking fix it.

Faggot.

>>90366837
I'm the original post >>90363632

I make my own pizzas so there is almost no grease anywhere.

Much healthier than anything you can get most anywhere else too. Just standard pepperoni pizza too.

>>90366837
I know it's not ideal, but at least it's less greasy to hold than the cheese and meat side.

>>90362908
Let me guess, you think it will blow out your knees. Maybe if you run with improper form/shoes and always on hard surfaces it could. And also never stretch/warmup properly.

Get good shoes, run with good form, do most of your running on grass/innawoods and warmup and stretch before and AFTER every run and you will be fine.

Although it is probably a good idea to mix in some swimming/biking/lifting weights/playing sports in there as well. Work different muscles and maybe even have some fun as well.

>>90366904
My niggah.
I haven't got enough kitchen these days to make the dough from scratch, but even using a pre-made crust + your own toppings is delicious.

>>90365061
I hate people like you. Although age will eventually catch up to you like it does everyone.

>tfw I have to eat like 1500 calories or less to maintain a decent BF% even with exercise

Fuck being a manlet. ;_;

>>90359112 (OP)
Why does every anime protagonist's house look the same?

>>90366288
Because she is a teenage girl in a room full of hot boys her age. Even if they are her friends, it is intimidating and she is subconsiously behaving overly-sophisticated/ cute or girlish.
Boys wouldn't understand.

>>90365752
How big are we talking? I could probably finish a medium if I really wanted to but I would feel like shit halfway through.

Forget about a large, that's 3 meals easily.

>>90367117
It's really the lifting that makes the big difference. I've used all those calories to put on muscle mass and now my body is like a burning furnace with no off button, it just burns calories like nothing.
I can literally burn 3 lbs in a week without trying.

>>90367051
Yeah since I don't have much time I go for pre-made crust (I check ingredients to make sure it isn't full of nasty shit) but it's still 50 times better than anything you can buy elsewhere. Especially after adding 2-3 of your own spices

>>90367239
>>90367117
I used to be a fatty eating around the same amount of food that I eat now, but now I'm considerably lean (though still a bit chubby around the face unfortunately) while consuming about the same amount of calories I used to in the past. It's all about bolstering your metabolism and your body's nutritient partitioning.

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eat 500 cals under your TDEE and you'll lose 1lb/week. (This only works if you're honest with yourself on how high your TDEE is and counting ALL calories) after a few months you might want to go hardmode and go 1000 under your TDEE depending on how fat you are because if you go 1lb/week it might take you a year to get where you wanna be and willpower is a finite resource.
>this is speaking from experience, I never want to go back to being a fatass
And calorie counting isnt just for lardasses, it's also for you 'muh high metabolism!!!' skellingtons that supposedly 'eat a shit ton of food' to have enough energy and not be a droopy mess.

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>>90367550
pic related.

>>90367185
Wat.

>>90366334
Why do japs like crepes so much?

>>90367181
Why are rooms rectangular.

>>90365325
How many euros does it take to buy a dollar?

>>90365742
>5-6 bucks
>Not eating rice and beans all day for less than a dollar

>>90367625
If I don't eat like a pig I feel weak and I get a terrible headache. I exercise so I don't see a problem.
I really am a hardgainer but my muscle density is going up.

>>90365901
top lel.
Move close to a chain supermarket.

Go there for half-price bento everyday and buy 3.
Put two in the fridge for the next day's breakfast and lunch.

You just spent far less than 1000yen on day's worth of food without cooking at all.
Or you can get a job.

>Getting a job

>>90367927
>eating rice and beans all day for less than a dollar
>not stepping outside and eating grass and leaves

>>90368076
>going outside
Being a NEET is troublesome

>>90368076
>eating grass and leaves
>not jerking off into your mouth for a delicious protein meal

I want to learn how to make bentos like in my Chinese cartoons.

>>90368076
不満sアレンtカパbぇおfげっちんgぬtリチオンfろmｐぁんｔｓ，てょうｇｈ。

>>90368149
>jerking off into your mouth
>not getting someone to jerk off into your mouth for you

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>>90368235

>>90368255
>living exclusively off cum

How long could one do this? A year?

>>90368388
No, semen has very few calories in it. You would have to drink gallons of it daily to sustain yourself and it doesn't contain plenty of other nutrients you need to live.

>>90368449
That sounds pretty hot.

>>90368449
/fit/ told me that I only need protein.

>>90368449
But it has a lot of protein, right?

Also, assuming you drink water with it.

>>90359112 (OP)
>One large pizza in Japan
>Costs about US$30

motherfuc..

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Hey, the pizza's here.
I know what everyone likes so I didn't bother asking.

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>>90368667
woah, that's not the picture i uploaded