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>kinshiiiiii

>>84701870 (OP)
No doujin event allowed
No ero allowed
No dancing allowed
No junior idols allowed
No 2D lewd images allowed

It might just be that I haven't seen the movie, but this premise sounds just like Footloose.

>>84702186
Excpet cops in Tokyo are only doing it here to be able to do warrantless drug busts. I doubt that was in footloose

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I told them, no one listened.

>>84702147
This is the beginning of the end of everything we love isn't it?

>>84701870 (OP)
This is just an old law and used by cops to do drug or immigration raids without needing a warrant.

no fun allowed.

No wonder Japan has the least happiest people in the world.

>>84702305
It's still dodgy as fuck. Warrants are needed for a reason.

>if you dance, we will stop you dancing
I laughed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PC9f2eStcA
Time to buy a plane ticket to Japan.

>>84702379
>dancing
>fun
Pleb.

>japs going full Cromwell

Oh shit.

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>>84702255
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING.

Soon the whole world will be under the entertainment ban.

>>84702583
well we be saved by space aidoru's?

>>84702518

You don't get that special itch when you listen to a really good song and get into the groove? Is music just something to passively listen to, like a podcast? It should be something you experience.

>>84702672
Different guy, but
>Is music just something to passively listen to
Yes, listen and appreciate internally
>It should be something you experience.
No. Dancefaggots plz go

>>84701870 (OP)

I remember they raided one of the gaijin bars in Hiroshima toward the end of when I was doing study abroad in 2005-2006 for dancing without a permit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFGW-fSmg8

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What the fuck? So Tokyo is the Footloose town now?

>>84702777
Trips say yes

>>84702777

Cracking down on grown people doing harmless activities that help them mingle with the opposite sex will do WONDERS for that declining birth rate Japan has.

>>84702991
Maybe it will.
Making dancing illegal makes it sexy.
You can bet everyone in footloose made tons of kids after the movie.

>>84702991
But japan has the school rules policy mindset and unmonitored contact with the other sex is kinshi.

　　　　　♪　　Å
　　　♪　　　／ ＼
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ)
　 　 　 　 　　く

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Time to enlist.

>>84702991

If they don't enforce it, it probably will

It'll be like how america makes weed illegal but doesn't enforce to keep the rebelfags sedated

Oh yeah, Mogra got hit last year too. Noise complaints or something, IIRC. They seem to be back to business as usual by now though.

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CAN'T STOP MY FEET
FROM MOVING TO THE BEAT

FUCK THE POLICE

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>>84702653
Obviously not.

so has anyone else noticed that the all the negative ratings on youtube are gone?

>>84702991
it will actually
women crave men with risk taking traits
so adding an element of danger or rebellion would help.

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>>84703346
What the fuck.

They should have a protest where they fill the jail cells and dance 24/7 so noone new can go in

>>84703458
go to any youtube video it will have zero thumbs down

>>84703480
I think they tried something like that in san Fransisco and the police just beat them.

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>>84703494
I did, hence the "what the fuck".

>>84703512
they beat freedom and liberty into them with their freedom rods?

>>84703512
MURRIKA

>>84703346
And that has what to do with this thread?

>>84703578
>And that has what to do with this thread?
what does this thread have to do with /a/?

>>84703626
it is somewhat similar with akb

uh, that's all i guess

>>84703626
It's clearly a subtle AKB0048 thread

>>84703398
>risk taking traits
There's no such thing in Japan. They are way too hard-wired into following the rules, no mater how retarded they are

>>84703742
>They are way too hard-wired into following the rules, no mater how retarded they are
if that were true how would we have all these pirated scans and shows?

>>84703346
Just checked it out myself on the most hated video and it just took a bit to load. The red bar isn't there though.

>>84703777
Because japs aren't the ones pirating.

>no dancing
>no fun
>soon no music

It's like I'm back at church again...

>>84703825
Haven't you heard of all those japs getting arrested for pirating?

>>84703346
It's happening.

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>>84702991
But nobody goes to clubs to breed they go for casual sex.

I don't like dancing
in fact
seeing other people dance makes me angry for some reason.

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Better back those souls up anons.

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>>84703862
You son.
We want you.

>>84703862
How do you feel about this, anon?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNCVSiDbRBY

>>84703862
I understand.

>>84703859
Having casual sex makes it easier to approach people when you want to breed with them.

>>84703084
Sauce?

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>>84702147
You see what Japan is returning to right? Abe is also going to amend the Constitution to allow Japan to use its military for more than self defense.

Same in the US, if you don't have a Special Permit. You can't dance...

Geez, Japanese police choose the weirdest things to suddenly enforce. I don't think I completely understand, even after watching that news report.

Is this another case of Japan getting more influenced by the west in terms of ideals with decency and censorship? Except this time they already had a convenient law they could use.

>>84703920
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNCVSiDbRBY

that's not dancing, it's rhythm gaming. playing guitar hero isn't playing guitar either.

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>>84703934
If you can have casual sex a lot you won't need to breed. You can then enter pornography and have all the sex you want when you get old and ugly.

>>84704029
>playing guitar hero isn't playing guitar either.
I dont see the diffrence
you push things in some thing you are holding and music comes out

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>>84703960
>Abe is also going to amend the Constitution to allow Japan to use its military for more than self defense
Polls show that this is pretty unpopular, but since he's the first guy in 20 years with the balls to actually try to fix the economy, they may let him get away with it
I wish Korea would reunite so us Americans would get to stop pretending to give a shit about them.

>>84704072
>Guitar
>A stringed instrument that produces sound when the strings are stroked/plucked
>not pushed
You're an idiot.

>>84703920
Why the fuck is this so popular? It's not even close to his best score.

>>84704078
nah
china should just invade north korea and install a puppet state.

>>84703862
What about dancing animus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-HLd9SHX9c&feature=endscreen&NR=1

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>>84704058
>You can then enter pornography
So... you've never had sex, or watched pornography?

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>>84703127
Weed is legal in two states now and virtually legal in 2 others, in a handful of states possession of personal amounts are only a misdemeanor and majority public opinion is starting to shift towards favor of legalizing. I think especially once the weed industry lifts off the ground and people see the amount of private and public revenue it can generate in production, sales and taxes and with it being increasingly less political suicide to support, I think we'll see the end of cannabis prohibition in the US in our lifetimes.

>>84704182
Shut the fuck up Agiri you don't know anything.

>>84704182
>Weed is legal in two states now
>What is Federal law
Silly 420faggots

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>>84704152
Japan has a pretty big pornography business going on that even the ugliest otaku can get some if he writes an email.

>>84704218
>What is Federal law
Not enforced?

>>84704233
>Federal Drug Law
>Not enforced
So what do you think the DEA does all day

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>>84703862

i can understand not liking to dance but getting angry when seeing it...?

>>84702991
Read the thread, you dipshit.

The law is used by cops to conduct raids on druggies and illegals whenever they like.

The cops don't really give a shit about dancing but they will start caring if you're dealing drugs in the club or your visa is expired.

>>84703934
Or it can also make you come out as a creepy pervert because said people aren't looking for sex like people are in clubs.
Then you realize that this rare "pure" 3D girl you fancy will never be interested in you, and you end up with cheating sluts.

>>84702991
Spain has plenty of dancing yet it has an abysmal declining birth rate.

>>84704224
How do they feel about attractive blond Americans who can't speak Japanese?

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>>84704327

>>84704284

Sure...Just like how Vancouver treats rioters while whitewashing the entire team with huge paycheques even though they could have made incentives by threatening to fine the team for being a riot catalyst

>>84704327
one time I saw this one porn with a blond western girl and this japanese
she was taller than him, and fucked him in what I could only describe in a motherly manner.
I know it was 3d
but the whole situation made me hard

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IT'S TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utnb5Mru_zo

>>84704381
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utnb5Mru_zo
>100% positive ratings
whats going on?

>>84701870 (OP)
Somebody call Kevin Bacon, he'll save the music

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>>84704327
They usually are in the market for Blacks but I'm sure you could make it.

>>84704407
All the negative ratings have been removed.

>>84704427
why?

>>84704381
T-they're parodying that KC Green comic right? R-right? That's not an actual Animu Clubbu right?

>>84704447
Google hating haters.

>>84704427
Can we put them back?

>>84704218
this >>84704233

California, Colorado, Washington and Oregon have had MMJ laws so lax it might as well be legal for well over a decade now and the only thing the DEA has ever done about is occasional snatch and grab operations, taking cash and product and making no arrests. And they don't even do it often enough to truly disrupt the industry. No one seems to want to put their foot down on the issue. My best guess is that it's because it's popular and violating state sovereignty is a touchy subject.

If I couldn't go to electronic music shows and dance I would probably kill myself, pretty much the only times I truly have the time of my life

my condolences to the nipponese

>>84704350
>>84704372
Unfortunately, not a woman.

>>84704421
My new life calling: fapping to a published video of myself fucking Japanese chicks

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>>84704381
Dear god is that one with the dyke hairstyle some kind of toad-woman? Why is her skin so gross?

>>84704182
You're full of shit Agiri. Decriminalized in 14 states, still illegal on federal level.
Making it legal for medical purposes on the state level doesn't do shit when the feds bust down your door.
But that's a conversation for another board.

>>84704529
You'll make it brah.

>>84704558
Wasn't that a guy with moobs and earrings?

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>>84704381
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

>>84704573
But doors aren't getting busted down really. >>84704520 is the extent of what's going on. No one's getting arrested unless they're unlicensed. The MMJ industry is alive and booming across the entire West coast and has been for years. The feds have just been letting it play out for the most part.

>>84704381
I make sure to watch this at least once a year just to remind myself that weebs are and every will be the scum of the Earth.

When will they introduce Alcohol prohibition?
I want to see angry Japanese salarymen in those anti-pollution masks (what's the name for them?) walk silently through the streets carrying banners elaborating on the virtues of social drinking.

>>84705737
Alcohol prohibition? In Japan? They'd go fucknuts. The Japanese drink like fucking micks. If people only knew the expression would be drink like nips.

>>84705857
Yeah, but they can't hold their alcohol very well. Taking that into account, they're probably drinking proportionally more than a lot of countries.

So what happens if an eleven is caught playing DDR?

>>84702384

And law enforcement has always uses loopholes and shortcuts to circumvent red tape. It's not a perfect world and they need teeth to keep the illegal trades in check.

Anyway our idols are safe and this isn't anime. Where were these cops when a single terrorist shut down part of the convention center anyway?

>>84705971
And ZUN is the heaviest drinker in japan right?

>>84706394
ayayaya

>>84701870 (OP)
Bruh, from what japanese girls have told me, only the baad "crowd" goes to clubs. They are repressed.

>>84707159
>Implying it isn't the same in western nations
Only #YOLO #SWAG faggots/whores go clubbing

>>84707256
Sry, but there is no stigma attached to going to clubs.

>>84707283

No one said there was, not by normal society that is, normal society is full of those faggots.

Why are you even on /a/?

>>84707283
it is where I live

>>84704126
again?

So while the west copies Brave new world, the east copies 1984.
Oh boy, what a great time to be alive.

>>84707306
That's the thing. There is a stigma attached to it in Japan.

>>84707395
china has never invaded north korea irc

>>84707445
Which just shows the superiorty of moon culture yet again

>>84707459
>Implying NK's communist government just installed itself out of its own power

>>84702470
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PC9f2eStcA
Sarah Jessica parker actually looked quite pretty when she was younger

>>84707494
That's your opinion. >>84707256 was wrong.

>>84707595
>being this much of a YOLOfaggot
tumblr/rebbit plz go

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>>84707587
She certainly hasn't aged that well.

>>84707620
>Being an irrational cunt

lel

>>84707668
>lel
>>>/sp/

>>84707668
>being this normalfag
>lel
oh dear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68

please tell me I'm not the only one who though of this

>>84707411
So, how does it feel to finish 9th grade?

>>84702379

That's not Russia.

>>84707950

I did, but I thought /a/ wouldn't appreciate hatless men.

so. japanese sharia law when?

>>84707993
I thought Russkies were happier since they have their Krokodil.

>>84701870 (OP)
How is this anime related?

>>84709189
See >>84703739

At least that was the idea.

I don't give a fuck, cause I don't dance and I seriously doubt anyone else on here has ever went to a nightclub.

>>84709341
I did a mold inspection at a nightclub the other day
does that count?

>>84709341
I was a cleaner at a nightclub...

>>84709397
>>84709411
Why are there so many nightclub cleaners/inspectors on /a/...

Jeez, nips are fucking ass backwards.

>>84701870 (OP)
>unlicensed dancing
That's not something I thought I'd ever read.

>MASATOSHI KANEMITSU (voiceover translation): It's completely ridiculous. It's about the police showing off their power. I think people overseas will regard Japan as stupid.
>think
Bit late to worry about something like that now, Nihonjin-san.

>>84709880
clearly you are ignorant of history

>dancing illegal
>being fat illegal

Japan #1

>>84709880

makes more sense than unlicensed TV watching.

>it's illegal for this nightclub to let anyone dance after 1am.
There is nothing to fucking do after midnight in Japan anyway, all the fucking public transport stops at about 1am so if you don't get those last trains enjoy your fucking taxi fare.

>>84703862
You jelly of people without muscular atrophy or something?

>Population crisis
>NO DANSU! NO PLEASURABARU ATOMOSPHERU BETWEENY MANU AND A WOMANU!

I don't understand what Japan is doing.

>>84710515
>not having muscular atrophy
>being this normal
>>>/out/

>>84710545
They are not used to freedom yet.

>>84710545
Maybe they're moving closer to some kind of gender segregated society where sex is banned and the only kind of baby is test tube baby.

All the more reason to move to glorious nippon.
I don't know how to dance and beats make me feel uncomfortable.

Other people dancing just makes me jealous.

>>84710545
Are you implying people who fuck in toilet cubicles at nightclubs don't use rubbers?

>>84710434
>tfw coming back from Kurama no Hi matsuri in Kyoto at 1 AM
>No trains
>Better taxi!
>DAT TAXI FARE
M-muh 10,000 yen...

But what about the disukoteku raabu??
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5348775

>>84710515
I can bench press 325 lbs

>>84710647
a utopia like ethan of athos?

the population problem in japan has more to do with economics then people not fucking.

>>84710711
Kyoto's rail system is lackluster anyway. I walked most everywhere. Except out to Arashiyama.

Did from our hotel near in Uematsuchou to Kiyomizudera to Ginkakuji, to the Palace Park and back to the hotel on one of the days.

>>84710707
I'm impliyng that beautiful life long relationships blossom from fucking in toilet cubicles.

>>84711045
You can't fuck in a Japanese toilet cubicle.

There is either a hole in the floor you are going to step in or it is so fucking cramped you can't get two people in there and close the door.

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>>84710997

It's not lackluster, it's just that most things are within walking distance. The keihan/tozai/karasuma/JR lines will get you everywhere if you pay up. Though it is more rewarding to walk if you have the time. Lived there for a year, and made the walk from Demachiyanagi to Fushimi Inari a couple of times.

However Kurama is in the fucking mountains north of Kyoto, and if the Eizan isn't running, it's a painfully long walk at night to get back to central Kyoto, so taxi it was.

Also kyotobro, what was your favourite part of the city?

ISHIGGTY hope it was Inari

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>>84701870 (OP)
FUCK THE POLICE

>>84701870 (OP)
Japanese laws are quite weak and police corruption is not rampant

But a norm.

These laws only beifit politicians and conservatives and give Corrupted Police more power harsment abilities

Parties and other actitivies will continue on as usual.

>>84709624
i was once a Bouncer...at a Gay bar.

Jesus that was akward

>>84711430
did anyone slap your ass?

YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO

>>84701870 (OP)
>no unlicensed dancing
I thought this was absurd, but you can get a license for dancing? Is there a process to getting it, like if you're shitty at dancing you have to test again?
Goddammit, why is this so funny.

>>84711045
You sound like a normalfag fresh outta lebbit.

>>84711398
This is Japan's own stupid fault for allowing the authorities to walk all over them.

In other words, they're normal, like us.

>>84711565
Has autism ruined your ability to spot jokes?

>>84711523
I'd never be able to obtain a license with my dancing skills.

Yeah you aren't allowed to dance in MOST clubs here in Japan. I live in sasebo and go clubbing in fuk and most of the clubs where the bitches are at have no dancing rules. That's just how it is.

>>84711655
>jokes
>fun
>>>/out/

>>84711684
Get a license anon. Dance your heart out to shitty J-Pop.

This thread belongs to jp i think

>>84711684
>i go to nightclubs
So it's summer. What's next? Area code hookup threads?

>>84711112
Yeah you can, there is plenty of space.
>>84711684
I'm this guy

>>84711710
But anime is fun.

>>84711523
>goverment maintains a register of approved dances
>bans anything remotely sexual

Why does a no dancing rule exist? I know it's just to help polices raid places, but how do they justify such a retarded case?

>>84706352
>It's not a perfect world and they need teeth to keep the illegal trades in check
>giving up freedoms in order to "keep illegal trade in check"

You better not be murrican.

>>84711684
What the fuck do you do at a club them? A lot of my friends in Japan go clubbing and now I wonder what the hell they do there. I always though there was dancing involved.

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>>84711802
It's Japan, the government doesn't need to explain shit.

>>84711169

Oh hey, it's kyotoanon again.

>>84711802
Why is possession of child porn still legal in Japan?

>>84711169
Oh fuck, yes I see, Kurama. Some bloke in Iwakura suggested we head out there but we didn't get around to it.

My favorate place in Kyoto was this spot here, https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=35.05771,%20135.77783&spn=0.01,0.01&t=m&q=35.05771,%20135.77783 where we had the best tacos. We will go back there.

YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
CAUSE THEY DONT DANCE AND IF THEY DONT DANCE THEY AINT NO FRIENDS OF MINE

>>84711891
You just talk. Japanese girls LOVE tall white guys and black guys and LOVE muscles. If you have at least one of those you're set. It's really, really easy and this is coming from an average /m/ lover who just finished be invoked last night

>>84712094
I see, that's interesting. Now I have motivation to keep lifting for when I go back for comiket this winter.

>>84703862

It only bothers me when people dance like shit. Like they falling out of a fucking tree or something. I see this way too damn often.

>going to a club to pick up japanese girls
Just go to a fucking park on Saturday and you'll get like six before you make it half way across.

whats with this normalfag shit?

>>84703985

Ha, fucking what?

>>84712174

>he doesn't know about summerfags

>>84712202
>summer

>>84711953
because they believe in science?

>>84712298
Wat

>>84712362
don't you know of the scientific method?

>>84712377
What does that have to do with cheese pizza?

>>84711775

No it's not. What the fuck?

It's easy to forget how shitty Japan's government and culture is. Let's get singing licenses next.

>>84712449
>not liking anime
You should probably leave.

>>84712451
>It's easy to forget how shitty Japan's government and culture is

Yeah, a lot of weeaboos forget that there are a lot of downsides to Japanese culture, like with every other culture. I still love it anyway though.

>>84712489
He didn't say he didn't like it, just that it wasn't fun.

In other words anon is a deepfag.

>>84712647
Anon it sounds like you are the weeaboo here.

>>84712647
Nipland would be fun to visit, but I would hate to live there. At least in Murrica, I don't really have to worry about people or deal with bullshit social hierarchy, ridiculous work hours or other crap like that.

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.

>>84712724
Well yes. But I'm not the ignorant kind that has never been there before and thinks it's only rainbows and sunshine.

>>84712766
Staying there for vacation or studying there at school is fun as fuck. I wouldn't want to work there either though unless it's at the Japanese branch of an American company. Living there in and of itself is quite entertaining though.

>>84712845
slowpoke.jpg

>>84712873
Sorry.
Will commit Sengoku immediately.

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>>84712853
>Well yes. But I'm not the ignorant kind that has never been there before and thinks it's only rainbows and sunshine.
We have no delusions of this. According to /a/, Japan is the worst country in existence.

>>84713003
Most of /a/ aren't weeaboos though. And Japan is hardly the worst country in existence, unless they mean worst 1st world country. Even then I can think of some worse ones, like Australia.

>>84713003
Really depends on what you value. If you dislike a soul crushing society and eternal sadness, then Japan is most likely not for you. However, you probably will have a better chance at food than in Somalia or North Korea there.

>>84713117
Apples to oranges there.

>>84713198
>Apples to oranges there.

You're going to have to elaborate.