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You wouldn't a Bilbo.
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>OMG
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>>82172854
Just focus on Bilbo.
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You wouldn't a Frodo
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>>82172992
Frodo asks too many questions.
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The nips like the lord of the rings?
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>>82173037
Not if you rape his mouth
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So cute

>But those feet...
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>>82173042
Everyone does
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>>82173072

They just become garbled questions
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Thorin isn't supposed to be that bigger than him/her
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>>82172787 (OP)

I would watch it and fap like mad to her doujins.
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>>82173127
Female Bilbo is obviously going to be smaller than regular Bilbo.
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>>82173078
>not liking Bilbo-tan's feet
>not giving her a foot rud
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>>82173042

It's the Japanese lesbian's book of choice.
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>there will never be a good high fantasy anime
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>>82173245
Considering that high fantasy is a very western thing it shouldn't come as a surprise.
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I wanna see her trick the trolls
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>>82172787 (OP)
What in the fuck is going on
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>>82173305
Kili looks too moe for his beard.
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>>82173323
Don't the nips enjoy it a lot though?
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>>82173345
>if you know what I mean
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If she shaved her feet maybe
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>>82173380
I wouldn't mind her becoming my burglar.
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>>82173381
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This is weird man
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>>82173504
First day on /a/?
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>>82173489
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>>82173378
Surprisingly much, looking at Slayers and Record of Lodoss War, which was based on a D&D campaign.
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What studio should make the LOTR anime?
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>>82173533
Dude I've seen skyscrapers and battleships turned into little girls. But nothing on /a/ could prepare me for Bilbo fucking Baggins.
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>>82173578
SHAFT
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>>82173561
Not much in recent times though
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>>82173078
fuck I'd hit a female hobbit if it wasn't for these hairy feet
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10/10 would watch
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well /a/, would you a Luna?
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>>82173794
Well hobbits are described as looking like children so this isn't surprising

Just have her wear stockings.
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I wouldn't have minded being molested by my uncle if he looked like that.
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>>82173078
can be shaved
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>>82173859
I'd be friends with her so hard
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>hairy feet
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>>82173859
>not choosing Hermione
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>>82173794
I'd hit it despite that
don't care about feet that much
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>>82173859
I'd rather Hermione.
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You idiots, don't you know that shaving a hobbit's feet kills the hobbit
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>>82174124
>Not Lily

Well damn, now I know why Snake is so bitter.
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>>82174186
>Snake

Dammit. Snape.
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>>82173245
>you'll never acquire good taste and see that there are good High Fantasies
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>>82173859
Yes! A thousand times yes!
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>>82174124
>there'll never be a Potter anime

Stop doing this to me, /a/ ;_;

I didn't even fucking finish Harry Potter. Why do I want this?
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>>82173245
>being this new
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>You call that an enchantment?
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>>82174220
>Draco being even remotely as tall as a Weasley
I can tell who's the artist's favorite.
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>>82174124
Pansy all day.
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>>82174220
Ron's sister looks like fanart of a certain Kubo character
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>>82174164
But Hermione most likely would be a shitty tsundere voiced by Kugimiya Rie.
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fwaaak they really should make a Harry Potter anime
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>>82174327
Weird, to me it just looks like a landwhale
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>>82174124
Give me Harry's MILF any day.

I fucking love red hair.
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>>82174220
Dat Hermione.
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>>82174124
1. Narcissa
2. Lily
2. Bellatrix
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>>82174220
Sup brown-haired Louise/Taiga with magic.
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>>82174124
>huh that bellatrix chick looks pretty moe
>check out what actress they chose for the movie out of pure cockriosity

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THIS THING !

3DPD MAX
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>>82172787 (OP)
Is the artist jap or western?
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>Sexualizing midgets
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>>82174617
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>>82174546
Holy shit that skeletal structure, 0/10 would not fuck.
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>>82174617
She looks better in action, with the batshit crazy thing going for her.
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>>82174617
Bellatrix is absolutely batshit insane and was stuck in the wizard equivalent of solitary confinement for over a decade, having her be moe would be dumb as shit even for an anime.
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>>82174617
Hermione actress is as good as a 3DPD gets, though(at least when she was younger).
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>>82174640
>midget
>body proportions completely normal
If anything she looks like a child, not a midget
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>>82174617
>Not wanting to fuck Helena Bonham Carter
>Being so out of touch with everything you don't know her
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>>82174124
I don't remember Narcissa looking that attractive.
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>>82174709
Children have large heads.
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wich wizard wud u fuq
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>>82174707
Emma Watson was cute but frumpy when she was a kid. Now that she's an adult she's sex on legs, though.
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>>82174709
Looks like this sick pedo just confessed, let's lock 'im up boys.
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Bilbo Baggins isn't supposed to be moe, guys.
I don't like what this is doing to mah penis.
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>>82174737
What appears to be Saber in the middle
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>>82174768
>not moe
But he was even moe in the movie
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>>82174737
who are they spposed to be?
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>>82174704
You're obviously new to anime.
Moe and crazy go hand in hand.
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>>82174718
Carter totally phoned in her acting and singing for Les Mis so she's on my shit list.
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>>82174793
I never watched the movie.
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>>82174124

>dat Pansy

This makes my HermionexPansy yuri tsunderesex delusions even better!
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>>82174718
>not watching the 21st century equivalent of a disney movie
>being out of touch

Americans are truly the cancer destroying western society.
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>>82174803
Some slut, Ginny, Ching Chong, Slytherin Sluts, Harry Mama, Tonks, Luna, Hermione, that chick from the new Type moon thing
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>>82174738
>square man face
Maybe she's a tranny?
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>>82174828
Keep it that way.
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>>82174912
D-did they butcher the book?
Did they at least do the troll scene right?
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>>82174871
>21st century equivalent of a disney movie
I wish it was that good.
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>>82174707
I was "lucky" enough to be in a dorm with her for a year and a half at Brown. She's a royal cunt. Many guys decided to get back at her about this by asking her if she'd ride their broomstick about three times a day.
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>>82174737
Too generic looking would not fuck.
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>>82174940
>D-did they butcher the book?
The opposite, actually. They added tons of awful original cringeworthy shit.
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>>82174955
Lies. I believe she's a cunt. But I doubt you met her.
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>>82174940
The troll scene was great. Jackson added in a ton of unnecessary shit that was in Tolkien's notes/appendices with references to Silmarillion and LotR that don't fit in at all, though.
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Why didn't frodo just turn into a colossal titan and simply walk into mordor?
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>>82174992
Why? It was great as is.
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>>82174955
She's my 3D waifu, and I don't believe your bullshits.
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>>82174905
Does that matter with this ass?
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>>82175029
Because they're making a trilogy out of a book that isn't as long as one LotR book.
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>>82175029
>Why?
To have enough material for a trilogy.
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>>82175067
Ewwwwww
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>>82174993
Do you really think someone would lie on the internet?
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>>82174940
I thought it was pretty good. I enjoyed the hell out of it at least.

>>82174997
This guy pretty much hit the nail on the head as far as what was wrong with it though. It's probably the only time when there was too much added to a book adaptation rather than too much removed.
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>>82175070
W-what? What idiot thought this was a good idea?
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>>82174940
The biggest problem is that they kept trying to make it like LotR when The Hobbit was a children's book. They'd have a scene of a guy on a sled run by bunnies to a scene with an intense grimdark fire everywhwere battle against a super orc with one arm. They just didn't know what theme/style they wanted to stick to.

And everyone had ridiculous expectations for it since the LotR movies were so good.
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>>82173859
All day erry day. Autism moe is my fetish.
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>>82174955
Not that I believe you or anything, but just how was she a cunt?
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>>82175067
/tv/ pls go.
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>>82175070
I thought it was even shorter than that?
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>>82175117
The marketing division, I suppose.
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>>82175067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

Britain is the only country capable of giving birth to reverse traps.
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>>82175119
>The Hobbit
>Children's book

No.
But I agree that they tried to be LotR.
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>>82175021
Because the walls were titans.
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>>82175119
This. The people I know who didn't like it thought it wasn't as "epic or dark" as LotR.

I really liked the lighthearted bits, and Martin Freeman was amazing as Bilbo.
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>>82175067
Disgusting
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>>82175161
If I go, I'm taking you with me.
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>>82175191
>No.
Yes it objectively is.
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>>82175191
Right, the book Tolkien wrote for his own children isn't a childrens book.
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>>82175271
>objectively
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>>82175263
3DPD scum.
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>>82175021
Mordor actually had walls high enough for titans.
Still not for the eagles though.
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>>82174993
'Kay. She went to Brown. I went to Brown. It's a small school, not hard to meet her, especially in the same dorm.

Her cuntery was more famous across campus than her film career. We had another chick named Emma in the dorm, and if Watson heard us talking about Emma she'd assume we meant her and would flip her shit that we were talking about her behind her back because she's oh so important and everyone must be talking about her all the time.

I felt bad for other Emma. Too bad she was out of my league.
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>>82175191
"Children's book" doesn't mean adults can't like it you retard.
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>>82175271
maybe intended as a children's book but in the end it turned out to be appealing for a much broader audience
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>>82174546
No homos in Harry Potter!
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When the fuck did this turn into a 3DPD woman thread?
Post some 2D.
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>>82175327
But they have dragons and a big eye that can shoot lasers or some shit
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>>82175294
Writing a book for his own children doesn't make it a children's book.
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>>82175029
He's making it work.
The only thing I feel wasn't done the justice it deserved was Over the Misty Mountains Cold, and he didn't change the lyrics, he just didn't use most of them.
And it was still great.
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>>82174124
Me on the left
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>>82175294
Didn't he write it for his son who was a soldier?
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>>82175191
Yes it is you dumb fuck. It won children's book awards because it's a children's book.

Stay retarded.
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>>82175351
>implying Harry/Ron wasn't hinted
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>>82174279
Fukujun as Harry.
Kugyuu as Hermione.
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>>82175067
Uh, what the fuck happened to her

She got a tumor on her gluteus?
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>>82175358
they were wyverns, or shitty dragons, and the big eye can only shoot lava so it's kay
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>>82175351
>no homos
>old wizard guy not a raging faggot
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>>82175351
Dumbledore was gay.
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>>82175351
Dumbledore, bitch.
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>>82175355
Alright, fine. I'll post more red hair since I'm in the middle of KnS and Ayano is doing terrible things to my penis.
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>>82175350
It was a book with children as the target audience. Regardless of who ended up reading it, it is still a childrens book.
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>>82175310
>>82175294
>>82175271
>>82175191
It's primarily a children's work, but it has been identified as a fantasy/'fairy' story and Tolkien later said he didn't intend for it to be a children's novel (?).
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>>82175335
I still doubt it.
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>>82175351
But ol' dumby was confirmed to be gay by Rowling.
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>>82174279
why not?

Dumbledore dies btw
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>>82175335
Lies.
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>>82175310
Tolkien wrote and intended it for a children. It's as objectively a children's book as it is objectively a book.
You make the fallacy just because it has some mature themes it automatically makes it adult literature. Nope. Most classic fairy tales have a higher death count than the Hobbit for example, the definition only became neutered in the 20th century.
>>82175366
But it is. It also gets put in the children's books aisle in a library or bookstore.
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>>82175337
I'm pretty sure I never said that you retard.
Stay mad.
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>>82175487
My greatgrandfather met Tolkien and asked him if it was a children's novel, to which he responded yes
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Anime makes everything better.
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>>82174940
It was fun and silly, just like the book was fun and silly. Then there was a really boring conversation in Rivendell, and the rest of the movie was fun and silly again.

Everyone else will attempt to express in lots of words why it was bad and whatnot, but at the end of the day it was a great tribute to the book and I had fun.
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>>82173245

I hate to say it, but the basis of true high fantasy is a Christian worldview so I doubt its ever going to happen.
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>>82175465
Never second season.
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>>82175335
I don't doubt she is a cunt, but I doubt you went to uni with her
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>>82175527
>You make the fallacy just because it has some mature themes
I consider it more of a pre-teen -> teen book because that's my impression of it when I read it. It's atypical for a children's book in my opinion. Regardless, I concede that it is classified as a children's book.

No need to get buttfrustrated.
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>>82174854
>HermionexPansy yuri tsunderesex
OH LONG LOST BROTHER
HOW GLAD I AM TO FIND YOU WELL
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>>82175574
No, you're retarded.
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>>82175335
proof it. post a report or picture or shit from that school
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>>82175335
I dunno, its kind of believable that after all those movies she'd develop a complex
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Seriously, dem perfect proportions, dat perfect tit shape. Dat towel to make everything better.
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>>82175574
>Christian worldview
How? I'd consider the influences of pre-Christian mythology much more significant. You know, elves, dwarves, dragons, heroic quests, etc.
>>82175588
>No need to get buttfrustrated.
Um where did I get buttfrustrated?
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>>82175543
Well my dad works at anime and said that Rebuild is a sequel and you're waifu a shit.

If you're telling the truth though then that's pretty cool. And I agree, it's a good book, but it is definitely a children's book.
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>>82175544
>Watching anime
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>>82175574
NOPE.
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>>82175661
You're on the wrong board.
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>>82175457
>>82175510
>>82175451

No

Homos
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>>82174124

>dat Narcissa

I WANT HER TO ABUSE ME AND CALL ME A FILTHY MUGGLE
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>>82175581
No shit since the author is dead.

Goddamn I hate it when I like a series and it never gets completed.
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>>82175661
Go back to /v/.
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>>82175707
He died of AIDS, he was definitely gay
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>>82175686
>Watches anime
No. I think you are on the wrong board.
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>>82175707
>implying Fred and George didn't give each other the dick
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>>82175660
of course I wasn't telling the truth, I was implying it is easy to lie on the internet

If your dad says she's a shit then I guess I can't complain...
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>>82175782
Son, I watch at least 12 episodes of anime a day.
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>>82174421
Sorry, I missed your post. Anyway, isn't that precisely what I said?
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>>82175719
Sorry, Bellatrix is best Slytherin in that picture.
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>>82175621
I'd happily post a picture from facebook, but the last time I did that somehow faggots on /b/ found out who I was in three minutes. No idea how you can trace FB images so easily when there are millions of pictures of people in college. If you know how to avoid that, or have anything else in mind, sure.
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>>82175800
Can you turn into a little girl with magic? If so then I can see them taking tuns fucking each other as different little girls...
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>>82175782
/v/ pls go and stay go
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>>82175707
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>>82175863
MS paint.
Idiot.
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>>82175835
>at least 12 episodes of anime a day.
You need to get some help.
It's not good for you, man.
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>>82175880
Oh holy shit this changes everything
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>>82175822
I blame Poe's Law. I've heard people claim more outlandish things in the past few days.
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>>82175782
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>Narcissa

I feel bad since I've read the series twice now, but who the hell is she again? I'm guessing some unimportant side character if she's not memorable at all.
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>>82175862

No fuck you!
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>>82175912
It's only about 5 hours of watching.
I'm usually awake for about 16 hours.
Being a NEET, I never have anything else to do.
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>>82175954
Malfoy's mom.
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>>82175954
Draco Malfoy's mom.
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>>82175954
Draco's mom I think.
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>>82175912
I don't see how watching anime 4 hours a day is any different from watching TV/Netflix 4 hours a day or wasting away on Facebook 4 hours a day.
Not him.
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>>82173859
The letter will come. Someday.
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>>82175863
>how do I edit a picture with minimal effort that will make it unsearchable
>I cannot even into basic paint
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Compare this with the above 63 Bilbo.

Imagine OH NO NOT IN MY HOBBIT HOLE, SARUMAN with normal Bilbo voice and face.
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>>82175954

Narcissa Malfoy
She's Draco's mother and Sirius's cousin, Bellatrix's sister
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>>82175912
That's only 4 hours a day. I easily play that much vidya.
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>>82175544
Who the heck is the girl? His slutty sister?
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>>82175863
Yeah, so it's bullshit.
Every idiot knows how to fucking put black boxes on personal information.
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>>82176022
Sounds like a comedy if it's Martin Freeman
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>>82175995
Was she getting le descartes from Voldemort? I stopped paying attention to Harry Potter after like, book 4
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>>82176012
>>82175894
Well fuck you too, I never said I was good with the internet or computers. Gimme a second.
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Why the fuck, does he have elf ears?
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Honest question, what House do you think the sorting hat would put you in? Almost everyone on this board would be Slytherin, right?
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>>82176066
I can't believe my big brother is Michael Jackson
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>>82176125
Hobbits have always had pointy ears.
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>>82176022
>OH NO NOT IN MY HOBBIT HOLE
boner stahp
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>>82176125

Hobbits have pointy ears dufus
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>>82176070
>Implying I didn't even know how to participate in 3x3 threads until someone pointed me to a website
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>>82175984
>>82176009
>>82176057
Seriously?
Do something productive, anon.
I don't want all of you to turn into miserable NEETs.
4-5 hours of wasted time a day is a lot of hours.
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>>82175880
What happens if someone impregnate you while you're a girl because of the effect of the Polyjuice Potion?
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>>82172787 (OP)
>>82173078
>>82173254
>>82173305
>>82173330
>>82173845

I would fuck the stuffing out of her
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>>82176221
8 hours work
8 hours sleep
8 leftover hours
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>>82176229
well obviously you'd have to give birth from your boy-pussy
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>>82176229
The baby dies when you change back probably
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>>82176129
None, We only become wizards when we hit thirty. And the rest of us are little girls who shouldn't be leaving for school.
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>>82176229

There's not enough time for the egg to fix itself to your uterus before you change back

As you change back it's all destroyed and magic'd away
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>>82176221
You're not my mother
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>>82176229
that's a deep and difficult philosophical quest I quite can't answer right now
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>>82175951
He clearly thinks /a/ is as off topic as /v/.
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>>82176022
Martin Freeman is pretty cute, no homo. I'd be okay with that.
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>>82176129

>Slytherin

Nope, Hufflepuff

We're the eternal side character
Maybe some of us would be Ravenclaw
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I read the book and all of LOTR way back when and enjoyed the LOTR movies, though they are pretty damn long. It's pretty lame that they decided to make it multiple movies though I imagine its full of filler and bore.

Should i check it out, could rent it on amazon tongiht.
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>>82176293
Do something productive in those 8 hours.
Study or work out or something.

>>82176318
No, thank god, I wouldn't want a nobody NEET son like you.
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>>82176261
It's a hobbit. Considering how much they eat, there's quite a bit of stuff.
And poop.
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>>82176331
>Having a thread about hobbits
W-well..
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>>82173578
>Implying it could be anyone but Ghibli
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>>82173245

Lodoss, Twelve Kingdoms, Slayers, etc.
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God damn it Snape stop being so sexy.
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>>82176493
Bilbo's a little girl so it's /a/ related
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>>82176378
What he said. I "might" be intelligent enough for Ravenclaw, but definitely not diligent enough to meet the reputation of them.
Oh well, the hat sticks you in the house you want anyway, so I'd choose Hufflepuff and try to be a good friend to at least one person. I think.
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>>82176419
>I wouldn't want a nobody NEET son like you.

That hurt bro; that cut me deep bro ;_;
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>>82176529
You seem to have confused him with Sirius Black
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>>82176529
Waver.

I think Sirius is seriously the sexiest.
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>>82176568
Why is one of his hands coming out through his mouth?
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>>82176378
But Hufflepuff is characterized by loyalty and hard-work.
I'd say more would go to Ravenclaw. It seems like the house for elitists like /a/.
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>>82176129
Either Nerdhaus (badgershit) or Cleverfuckwit (ravenclaw).
Most of the board would be the same.
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>>82176129
Probably Hufflepuff, maybe Ravenclaw.

Let's be honest though, we're all Neville, so we might get Gryffindor.
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>>82176529
>Snape crossdress and gets fucked by Harry for Lily's amusement
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>>82176601
I'm sorry, but it had to be said.
Now get up, go outside and do something productive!
Go get a job.
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>>82176529

>Dat Lucius
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>>82176129
Raven claw, perhaps Slytherin.
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>>82176378
If I can get a hotty like bellatrix in >>82174124
I'd go to slytherin any day. She looks oujousama max in that pic.
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>>82176229
It's Magiborted.
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>>82176654
>we're all Neville
You wish. Nobody here is brave enough.
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>>82176616
Mah nigga

I'd go full gay for that Sirius in a heartbeat
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>>82176529
>God damn it Snape stop being so sexy.

Pretty-looking Snape is one of the most amusing fangirl delusions, give how incredibly specific the books are about him being greasy and ugly.
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>>82175880

Yes, you can turn into someone else too. Using their hair and that potion Hermione brew in the second book?
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>>82176630
no that's gryphonshits, Huffle420blazeit is for magic normalfags
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There, cut myself and a friend out of it, should work well enough.

Emma a shit.
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>>82176744
Right. I keep forgetting he turns into a bit of a badass by the end of the series.
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>>82176723
I hate you
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>>82176777

>those trips

SOMEONE DEBUNK THIS OR I'M GOING TO /tv/
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>>82176777
Guess it was all bullshit.
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>>82176815
/a/ is more like Peter Minus.
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>>82175161
Too old for /tv/
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>>82175707
>>82175351

Forgotten about Dumbledore and Magical Hitler?
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>>82176777
Haha I just searched that image.
>SCANDAL Emma Watson drinking before the age of 18, it's against the law
Fucking retards.
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>>82176969

Actually he was more like magical Stalin
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>>82176777
>Corona
i cringe in spans of disgust as if i were to throw up every time I see someone drinking a pale beer, they need to taste some good dark ale to know how God wanted beer to be consumed.
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>>82176777
>4th image under emma watson scandal search
Are you even trying?
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>>82176699
That's a tiny as fuck tongue. Probably to force down your urethra like a filthy succubus slut would.
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>>82176083

No, she dislikes Voldemort in general because it causes trouble to her family. She betrays him and saves Harry's life in the last book. You're confusing her by her sister, Bellatrix.
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>>82177047
All beer is shit.
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>>82176945
Good thing I'm a bulgar and not some dirty murikan or brit.
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>>82176723
Oh you, i laughed for like 5 seconds, 5/10
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>>82176419
>Do something productive in those 8 hours.
>Study or work out or something.

Wow what the fuck are you, a machine? Are you saying humans don't need recreation?
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>>82177047
All beer is pretty shit, it's like baby's first alcohol
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>>82176926
I do feel kinda bad for her though.

All this shit about scandal and underage drinking and what's she's doing is perfectly normal.
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>>82176529
Does Draco ever stop being a turbocunt?
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>>82177047
She's was a kid it's not like someone would give her real alcohol.
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>>82177129
What are forced labour camps?
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>>82177162

Towards the end.
According to JK he goes through extreme lengths to make sure his son isn't like him/his dad
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>>82177047
Faggot detected, wine a shit. Go drink some pumpkin blue moon and tell me beer is shit, nigger.
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>>82172787 (OP)
To answer OPs question, Yes I would, i would indeed and very hard. And I would want to give her a foot rub while she is lying down, but then turn it up a notch suddenly and cares her feet and tights while licking on her toes while she is blushing furiously and dying of embarrassement
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Why the fuck would anybody want an anime adaption of any book that was written outside of asia? They'd butcher it more than any Hollywood movie adaption, they'd ruin the character's personalities to the most annoying of anime stereotypes. They'd all get JC Staff'd.

Also, I had no fucking clue that JC Staff's logo was this ugly. What the actual fuck.
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>>82177109
When a newborn baby comes to me and cries that beer is shit, let me correct myself ALL THE BEER is shit; all I can think about is of how shallow his experience in this world is, and how immature his tastes are to call a wide world of tastes based in the first experience he had drinking disgusting Murrican/english beer, stay ignorant pleb.
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>>82176969

XIX century teenagers doing XIX teenagers things like magic, gay sex and plotting to take over the world for the greater good.
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>>82177298
The fuck is it supposed to be?
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>>82177317
>XIX
>1800-1899
do you even know roman numerals faggot?
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>>82177402

Yes he does, and he's right

Harry Potter takes place during the 90s

Dumbledore is over 100 years old

He lived during the late 1800s

You fucking idiot
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>>82177402
Are you really that stupid?
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>>82177402
I don't even know regular numbers
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>>82177298
>they'd ruin the character's personalities to the most annoying of anime stereotypes.

In the case of Harry Potter that can only make the the story better because it already has shit tier characters.
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>>82177402

I do. Do you know how old is Albus Dumbledore? He was born in 1881 and met Grindelwald before the turn of the century.
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>>82177575
>Harry like Shinji
>Ron like Touji
Ahah get a load of this faggot!
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>>82177575
>shit can't become worse
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>so many /v/ermin here that read harry potter
That proves /a/'s shit taste once and for all.
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>>82177663

Yeah they are nothing alike. Asuka is more like Ron than Toji is (in her fears and insecurities).
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>>82177678
>>82177703
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>>82177678
>>>/v/
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>>82177745

Still doesn't really change much

Ron and Harry were gay as fuck
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>>82177298
>They'd butcher it more than any Hollywood movie adaption, they'd ruin the character's personalities to the most annoying of anime stereotypes.

Honestly, after the movies came out with super faultless action heroine detective Mary Sue Hermione, I find it hard to give a fuck. Her chief faults was that she was shit under pressure and too square to figure out most problems that required creativity, so Harry more or less does all the detective work in DH since there was nothing for her to look up in the library. But Emma Watson was popular, so let's change that to her doing everything and write out everything the main character does.
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>>82177764
>seriously liking harry potter above the age of 14
Really?
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>>82177860
Sure they were tumblr.
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>>82175863
Pretty late to the you're a moron party, but you just need to change the filename.
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>>82177860
Underage please go.
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>>82177866
You're posting on a board dedicated to the enjoyment of cartoons marketed towards 14 year olds, Anon-kun
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>>82177866
>putting words in my mouth
I never said that, shitposting, leave, etc.
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>>82177298
Still better than the movies we got.
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>>82177973
A board that's also pretty pretentious in its taste of said cartoons.
Harry Potter is universally agreed upon shit.


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