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 01/02/12(Mon)18:59 No.59299034>>59298931 >Why would food talk and have hair?
  I dunno, because it's a living sentient thing? Parrots are stuffed with delicious meat and giblets. That makes them food.
  It's unforgivable to torture something for fun. ESPECIALLY
 if it's self-aware and intelligent enough to learn and speak english 
and have emotions so easy to recognize that a casual observer can spot 
them as living sentient things.  |