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Would you be friends with Haruna?

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Oh Eu your words of wisdom make me so wet.

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I LOVE YOU /a/

>>74772067
Harunigger pls go

>>74771352 (OP)
I remember that r/a/dio thread.
too bad Eubro was XXX^3

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We're friends?

Shit.

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>>74771352 (OP)
People usually don't hate their friends

N-no

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>>74771352 (OP)
It's not like I want friends or anything

>>74772308
they dont?

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But I have never met any of you and have no intention of doing so.

>>74772385

They don't.

But I spend the most time with faggots from work I don't even talk to.

>>74772308
You know, I've never actually bothered opening this image before, I always thought it was a retarded white boy doing it.

>>74772430
well shit, what have I been doing with my life?

>>74772430
Sorry but that's wrong.

>>74771352 (OP)
Is that really the definition of "friends"? It seems contradictory to what I've heard.

>>74771352 (OP)

Most of my friends don't watch anime.

Or they are able to hide their powerlevel so greatly that I wouldn't have a clue if they do watch it.

I only know like two people that watch it and they hardly leave their house so I don't have much of a relationship with them.

But if you wannabe friends I don't mind.

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>>74772308
Wait, people don't hate their friends? Don't prank their friends? Or troll their friends either?

>>74772385
Well, losers do.

My sister would always go on longwinded speeches how she hates her friends, who embarrass her in front of everyone. Normal people are weird.

>>74772476

Sorry but you have shitty friends.
Or they aren't even your friends at all.

>>74772519
I know one person who watches anime, but he likes what I hate and hates what I like. I tried showing him the Psycho Pass OP and he didn't like it. I rarely talk to him these days anyway.

>>74771352 (OP)
>>74771424
>>74772139
>>74772179
>>74772288
>>74772308
>>74772324
>>74772331
>>74772404
>>74772438
>>74772448
>>74772476
>>74772481
>>74772519

H-hey, want to hang out later?

>>74772530
Or Normal people are tsundere...
" Those douchebags left me hanging at the bar last night!"
" Oh, so you're up for the gathering next weekend?"
" Heck yeah!"

>>74771352 (OP)
We can all be friends here, after all anything is possible in the virtual world.

>>74772596
That's not tsundere; that's retarded.

>>74772594
Y-you too.

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You can't just make up definitions. You have to pick one.

>>74772663
How do you think those definitions began in the first place?

>>74772519
Op is talking about people on /a/, not your mouthbreathing buttpirates from the mathclub, you autismal faggot

>period after "with"

>>74772794

>Implying you only exist on the internet

>>74772596
It was more of a "having idiots around you who you hate more than anything is still better than being friendless"

check ur inbox m8

>>74772067
Absolutely. Best girl.

>>74772067

We would be best of friends. I'd give her so many hugs.

>>74772663
>Implying we aren't all Waifuists.

>>74772871
Is how we act on the internet or on 4chan is how we really are or is it also just another mask we put on like in real life?

>>74772871
>Imaginary friend
>Typical childhood behavior
Am I the only one who never had imaginary friend as a child? I don't even know anyone who had one. Why is this considered normal?

>>74772308
I'm a tsundere, it can't be helped.

>>74773001
I've never had one either. I think only a few people had them.

>>74772990
All I know is it that I will accept you all either way.

>>74772990
I don't act like my "real self" on the internet nor in real life, I'd assume most people are the same.

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Boy, do I feel popular.

>>74773001
No wonder you ended up on 4chan.

>>74773001
I never had an imaginary friend but I spent huge amounts of time talking to myself in my head, telling me stuff I already know as if it was a conversation. I suppose that's kind of the same except my friend never had a name or appearance.

Also I still do that sometimes.

>>74772861
>implying i exist in real life

anon...

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Great, now I am reading the Wiki article on friendship.

>>74773061
What do you act as on the internet, then? I do, and I'm a recluse in real life.

>>74773132


I do that too sometimes, mostly as a way to model how a conversation would go or as a way of trying to see things from a different angle. I find it funny when my conversations with myself go in some weird tangent before I even notice it.

>>74773151
inb4 someone has to make a thesis on friendship and gets an F because he defines friendship wrong.

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>>74773031
>calling himself a tsundere

>>74773132
I used to do that too. Maybe I still do it without even noticing it.

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>>74771352 (OP)

>>74773151
>reading an article on how to make friends that was written by a friendless virgin
Good luck

>>74773132
>>74773001
Never. I sometimes hear voices in my head but I just block them out; they're really distorted anyways so I probably couldn't understand them if I tried.

>>74773132
I really didn't have an imaginary friend. I did see this more feminine in terms of how many more females than males that incorporate such social mechanism.
Instead I sketched comic book characters onto the cardboard that kept the comic books straight and cut them so I can use them like action figures because of my impoverish upbringing.

>>74773290
Over a dozen people have contributed to the article though.

>>74773156
I'm a complete schizophrenic online, my "personality" shifts around widely for no apparent reason; everybody on my contacts list has a completely different opinion of me.

>>74773305
Some people would be jealous all the voices are talking to you...

I wish I had someone to hang out with and help me raise by power level. Someone who would watch my cartoons with.

>>74773151

Now I am too...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship#Decline_of_friendships_in_the_U._S.


T_T

>>74772596
that's being a loser

Wow...Source for making friends is off a ny times article...It seems legit
Williams, Alex (15 July 2012). "Why Is It Hard to Make Friends Over 30?". The New York Times. Retrieved 16 July 2012.

>>74773951
>T_T
I'm not surprised nobody likes you.

>>74774142
>>Because I don't like myself...

>>74773940
Watching cartoons with other people is shit, specially embarrassing chinese cartoons.

>>74774232
Don't tell you actually believed that bullshit at the end of evangleion

>>74774242
I wouldn't know. I think it would be nice to have a friend you're so close to that you can get choked up, laugh, and angry with over the same shit in a show.

>>74774242
What would qualify as being embarrassing?

>>74774328
Watching Pom Poko with your family

>>74774242
>>Like twilight fans, lotr fans, swtor fans, and bbt fans are any different in nature

>>74774371
Family != friends.

Sometimes they do, but not for me at least. If my little otouto liked anime, I'd be psyched

>>74774379
If I were a fan of any of those I wouldn't wanna watch them with other people either. I mean if they start making comments during the show/movie it will annoy the shit out of me, and if they don't they might as well not be there. There's not much to discuss after you're done watching either, hence most threads for most shows here are my favorite girl > your favorite girl for 500 posts.

>>74774371
I actually saw that with my family years back. Not embarrassing actually. I'm doubt family counts as friends and vice versa in all cultures.

Fuck no, your tastes are shit.

>>74774484
It all depends on the way you relate with someone. Obviously you don't want them to talk during the show, you discuss after.

I have absolutely nothing in common with my best friend.
He is an absolute sport freak, working 2-5 hours every single fucking day, while I'm a lazy ass motherfucker who doesn't move more than necessary.
He knows I watch anime, but doesn't give a fuck.
The only thing we have in common, are video games and certain gadgets.

Yet he is still my best friend.

>>74773151
Now there should be an article about how to get a gf

>>74774652
If you have to ask that question, you'll never have one

>>74774724
;_;

>>74774652
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend

>>74774647
That's how mine is too. We used to be similar, but I quickly outclassed him in vidya, compooper knowledge, and powerlevel. He mostly just reads, but is completely open to me showing him new anime. Gonna show him Madoka this weekend. He'll cry like a bitch. and I love him for it

>>74774652
Talk to Quistis at the parking lot

>>74774766
Is it sad that I read that before

>>74774825
Not unless it's sad that I'm reading it right now. In other words, yes.

>>74774790
I did say that he doesn't give a shit about anime, but it actually started with him not liking it at all. Then I showed him Redline and Afro Samurai and his opinion completely changed, although he's still not into it.
I outclassed him in vidya before I even knew him, but we still talk about upcoming vidya and I recommend him stuff often. I'm trying to convince him to play Dark Souls.

He doesn't care much about computers, but he's not completely retarded about them. I actually helped him install a SSD last week in his laptop, even though he quickly figured out how to do it himself.

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I DON'T NEED FRIENDS I ONLY NEED DARKNESS


FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT

>>74774985
Donte pls go

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>>74775007
FUCK YOU

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>>74774985
cumm on Donte we're brothers and the best friend evar but first we myst fight the dimonz

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>>74774766
I love how all these guides always repeat the same platitudes, but never go into details, which are the actually difficult part.

"Flirt a lot"
No fucking shit Watson, but how do you flirt? What do you say? What to pay attention to? Where should the limit be so you don't sound like a pervert?
"...err... flirt a lot"

Or "meet a lot of people " " get a lot of friends". Those that have no problem with that, won't need these hints obviously, those that have problems with it will need details.

Personally I was lucky in finding a nice girl who has hit on me and helped through with it, and gave me a lot of help, but I was extremely lucky, can't expect everyone to do the same

Actually, these guides help little. If you have to think about what to do and what to say, you already lost. It has to come from reflexes, which you had to learn early on. The basics in kindergarten and elementary school, the more complex things in high school. Didn't manage to do it then? Well, tough luck, because everyone else will subconsciously expect you to have all that experience and won't have the patience what a highschooler virgin would have towards you

Just get a therapist or get someone give you some pills against anxiety and hope for the best. No guide will help you

>>74775112

I feel the same way about those guides. The bit about the skills is pretty disappointing, though.

Will you be my friend anon-kun?

>>74775112
>theraphist
lel

>>74772139

>An aroused heavy weapons guy.

When this happens, does everyone on RED team run for their lives?

>>74775112
I know how to do all that stuff, but have no motivation to any more.

>>74775112
This only applies if you're unattractive.
If you're hot, girls think that social awkwardness is cute.
Worst case scenario? Run practice conversations with girls online, figure out how to talk to them. Easiest conversation starter is asking about music, because everyone likes it.
Just pretend to like pop music, it makes it incredibly easy to talk girls. Compliment yourself often, girls like cocky guys, and every once in a while sneak a compliment about her into the conversation.

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>>74775112
Don't crush my hopes.

>>74775297
BLU probably does the same.

Can't say I blame them. He'd be fucking brutal.

>>74775272
Hell no. I can't be friends with ugly people, sorry. Gotta be an 8/10 (on an average day) like me.

Sorry, buddy.

>>74775349

Slowest person on the team has to satiate the sexual needs of a Heavy Weapons Guy in heat.

What a fate.

>>74775333

>Compliment yourself often, girls like cocky guys

Are you trying your best to look for shallow girls?

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>>74775364
>not being friends with ugly people to make yourself look more attractive in comparison.

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>>74775272
Yeah, why not.

>>74775379
>implying being cocky isn't the best way for low confidence guys to look confident.
Besides, your first girlfriend should be a shitty one, because you're inevitably going to fuck things up with her.

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>>74775340

>>74775415

It should be "I want to look for a meaningful relationship that has a chance of working out," not "I'mma fuck the shit out of bitch and drop her because it's my first time."

Shallow piece of shit.

>>74772404
I've never met someone who I'd say is one of my closer friends.

That said the whole anonymity thing does sort of preclude you from being friends with any individual anon, and I'm not sure I'd want to be friends with most of our tripfags.

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>>74775112
Oh yeah, almost forgot, work out a lot

Just do it. But not in the nerdy way, that you do three lifts and call it a day. Ask a personal trainer or follow some persoanlised /fit/ guide to the letter

It will help you out in a ton of ways, and even if your face is ugly, some girls only care about the body

/le flying pig of happiness signing out

>>74775415
If you lack confidence, but act cocky, your play will be transparent and you will just look like a loser

>>74775453
>this is why you don't have a girlfriend
Your standards are way too high considering you go on 4chan.
Seriously, no one's first relationship is perfect, in fact its far from it. In highschool you might have had a shot with some inexperienced nice girl, but any girl who's that good has high expectations of her own, and kissless virgins are not on that list.

>>74775515
>im going to make baseless assumptions because I don't want to have a shot with any girls.
Why do you think Jocks got girls in highschool? It sure as hell wasn't because they're secure in their self image.

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>>74775453
>It should be "I want to look for a meaningful relationship that has a chance of working out,"
Hahahaha!

I'm a shutin nofriends loser, but even I'm not as deluded as you!

>>74775539

Kinda normalfaggy and new to /a/, aren't you?

>>74775567
They were all extremely egotistic, like most normal people, and even if deep down they had issues it didn't show, because they could sell themselves.

If you can't act under pressure, and "drop your spaghetti" from the simplest of discussions, then you will fall over if you try peacocking

>>74775627
Stop trying so hard to fit in, jeesh. It's okay to be who you are, but don't act superior, when someone tells you how to change.

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Guys, stop fighting. I hate when my friends fight.

>>74775697

I must be trying very hard to fit in because I am new here unlike you.

You should tell me more things I should know as an inexperienced /a/ poster

>>74775699
Then start sucking
*grabs dick*

>>74775761

You call that a dick?

*whips out dick*

>>74775736
Long cat is long, WT Snacks is better than Moot, we are legion and if you don't love your waifu you must get the fuck out

Just some other ultimate truths you need to keep in my

>>74775772
ur mums dick is bigger

>>74775793

suck my cock dude

>>74775790

You must be quite an oldfag. Please tell me more.

>>74775790
>spoonfeeding
go back to /b/ faggot

>>74775333
I don't know I'm pretty good looking but everyone still stays away once they realize how socially inept I am.

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>>74775881
>girl comes up to you smiling
>Hi!
>Err... hi?
>smile disappears and quickly leaves

>>74775954
y-you too

>>74775954

Is this how you crush a man's heart?

Just smile at him and then immediately stop and walk away?

>>74776018
Maybe a normal's heart.

>>74776018
It only works if you are attractive. In your case it would give the opposite result

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>>74776053

>>74774501
That line makes me smile every time.

>>74774501
Oh god, what was that opening foragain? It sounds so nostalgic, but can't put it anywhere

>>74776420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37fYj3pD000

>>74776479
Oh that one, only redeeming thing about show, other than the MC

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You guys are all I have. Even though there's sometimes shitposting and shit flinging I'll always laugh and be happy that I can be apart of it all.

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>>74776553

Most of us would be lost if /a/ were to suddenly disappear.

>>74776065
I'm sure I'd be sad if Smoked cheese did that to me.

>>74776653

Well I don't want to hurt people's feelings.

>>74776612
This, or else I'd suddenly go out, get a part time job, go to college, meet a sweet 3D gf, graduate, land in prestigious engineering firm, marry, get promoted, buy nice house in the country, get kids, raise them into good young adults without any sexual assault along the way, retire with my wife, and live out my live happily by my 3d wife's side with frequent visits from my wonderful 3d son and daughter and grandkids

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I prefer fast wheels-chan

>>74776994
>dispite

I hope you die painfully.

>>74777252
I didn't write it, faggot.
No happy life for you.

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>>74777252
>>74777640
I wrote this for you two

>Implying I spend time with people
>implying anyone spends time with me
>implying anyone in a radius of 500km has the same taste i do

>>74778063
>You took the time to write your opinion there before you spent time with any of us.
>I took the time to reply so I'm spending time with you
>You would at least have 1 anime or manga in common with a person in a radius of 500k
Cheer up /a/non.

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>>74777170

I wish I had grandchildren that I could spoil.

>>74778218
Maybe I could give you some children, it would be a start.

>>74778311

You can't rush into these things.

>>74778363
> attention whore
> get the response you wanted
> nope

Every women ever.

>>74778514

But that's not the response I wanted.

I was just commenting on something.

I could, but I'm rather fastidious. Friendship should be more than that, friendship should be understanding each other on a level that others can't and being willing to risk your life for each other. Not "Oh hey, well we sort of get along I guess and we both share some interests".

So no we're not friends. But you guys are still the closest thing to friends I've ever had.

Friends buy friends drinks. /a/ has never bought me a drink. Fuck you, /a/.

>>74778996
If you suck my dick I'll buy you a juice

>>74779226
isn't it usually the other way around?

>>74778996

But alcoholic beverages are yucky.

>>74771352 (OP)
YES

YES, EU

IT WOULD

COME HERE AND LET ME KISS AND HUG AND RAPE YOUUUUUUUU

>>74771352 (OP)
I don't know man. I got into a circle who talked about anime, visual novels, whatnot and been with great talking term them for nearly one year and then I just cut all my connections with them from one day to another. Guess I just wanted to know how does it feel to not to talk anonymously about things. Most surprising thing was one of them even went so far to get me back that he got my phone number from god knows where and called me to get me back and he was one of the most spaghettiworthy guy's of the group so it took a lot of courage from him.

I really am a horrible person for telling him to never call me again then going back to /a/.

>>74779582
But I do not believe this because I am not an inexperienced teenager.

>>74779226
Friends don't demand sexual favours from friends, anon.

>>74773199
I do such conversations in my head too
But the usual for me is to get bored of one line of thought, and continually to start growing the conversation like a tree, splitting out different branches one after the other.

>>74779707

I'm an inexperienced adult.

>>74780434
It's not too late to fix that, tripy. Jusy head on down to your local supermarket and buy anything in the spirits section that catches your eye.

>>74780622

I can't into anything that tastes like shit.

God fuck off Smoked Cheese, All you do is shit post and post off topic stuff.

>>74780736
go buy a bottle of rosé then. A good one, not the cheapest shit you can find.

>>74780850

I don't even know what that means.

I'm going to go sail the high seas of Google until I find an answer.

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>>74780786

>>74780905
see, that's the problem. You just don't know what tasty alcohol there actually is. For the record, I hate stuff like beer and vodka too. Some coctails with vodka are pretty good tho.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ros%C3%A9

>>74781122

Well it certainly has a pretty color. I'll see if I can find any on my next trip to the grocery store.

lets be friends until the day we die!

>>74776994
it's like that dream I had. As we're about to wake up, the people you've made friends with say farewells to each other and sometimes throw off a speech to each other. As we go to our places, the dream washes us slowly like watercolors and little by little, it disintegrates into white.

>>74781247
We tomodachi now.

ever thought about the anon's that passed away the day the site opened after 2003? Just think, you could be using the image they first posted. Hold the memories lads.

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>>74781379

>>74781321
got reminded of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amyRKeYjL0A

>>74781379
I'm sure they're in a better place now.

>>74781522
I always liked to sleep. I hope they too.

friend implies familiarity. we're all anonymous, so none of us can recognize each other (save for scummy tripfags). I don't know any of you people and I don't treat you as a single hivemind that I'm friends with. In fact, I know there are people here that I probably would hate with every atom of my being if I talked to them for a while.

The difference between your situation and ours, Eu, is that one of us could die at this very moment and life would go on without a single hitch. I could drop dead the moment after I post this and nobody would know or give a fuck.

>>74781854
That's right. People saying that we should remember dead Anons, pay a moment to think about them or something along these lines are the greatest hypocrisy carving for responses. There is no way we would know them, therefore there is no way we would feel honest feelings.