Translated from Japanese textboard 2ch>Programmer: “I could write a program that writes light novels.”Regular novel: “There was a loud explosion behind me. Surprised, I turned around.”Cell phone novel: “Boom! A boom turned me around.”Light novel: “There was a violent explosion to my rear. I figured this would be another pain in the butt, and thoughts like ‘It’s probably going to make me skip lunch.’ swirled in my head as I turned around.”Yuusuke Yamada: “There was the sound of a big explosion. I was surprised at the shock. I turned around.”Ryoutaro Shiba: “There was an explosion. Getting off topic, but did you know that the first time fireworks were used as a weapon in Japan was around the time of the Mongol Invasion?”Hiryohiko Araki: “There was an explosion behind meeeeeee! I stopped! And I turned around at the same time! And the blast hit me!”Ryukishi07: “BOoOoOoMM! There was a big explosion behind me…! I noticed the conditions of my surroundings… Before my brain could react, I took action…!! Immediately, I turned around to look behind me…!”
Ryuu Murakami: “There was an explosion behind me. A black cat ran away, a beggar woman vomitted, the excrement collecting at her feet. And then I stepped on the tomato as hard as I could, and turned around.”Kinoko Nasu: “Suddenly, the sound of an explosion rang out behind me. At that very moment, I spun around faster than anyone had before…!!”Mari Yaguchi: “I loved to play Bomberman when I was a kid, so when I heard an explosion, I turned to see. I thought maybe it was a stunt by the world’s biggest Bomberman fan.”Natsuhiko Kyogoku: “A thunderous noise shook the ground. …Was it an explosion? If you were to ask me, it was about as plain as tea without the leaves. …That’s why I replied. With a ‘What?’ A bell, that is, a wind chime, was singing somewhere else.”Sho Ikegami: “Now, I’m sure everyone is wondering what this explosion was. That’s why I’ve prepared a diagram. Please look behind you.”
Try here: >>>/jp/9073416
>Light novel: “There was a violent explosion to my rear. I figured this would be another pain in the butt, and thoughts like ‘It’s probably going to make me skip lunch.’ swirled in my head as I turned around.”Hahah, spot on. I hate this type of writing
>>66436696OP, please...
>>66436575Sounds like Nasu alright
>>66436562>Ryukishi07: “BOoOoOoMM!Still elongating them vowels, Ryukishiiiiiii?
http://kyoko-np.net/2011012401.htmlLight novel "My Little Sister Has Few Friends" canceled before publicationAt their own awards ceremony on the 23rd, publishing industry leader Aozora Bunka announced that the novel that won the Galaxy J Newcomer Prize had been discovered to have been automatically generated by a computer program. As a result, Aozora Bunka announced the annulment of the prize and cancelation of publication. Some voices in the industry say it had been just a matter of time before an incident of this nature occurred.The winning novel in question, "My Little Sister Has Few Friends," is the story of a fox-like beast-girl named Kasuka Horo, the student council president at her high school, who battles various super-powered foes in a sealed-off academic city. With thrilling descriptions of combat and unique side-characters such as a wise and taciturn black-cat girl who likes reading books and playing bishoujo games, the judges gave high praise, saying, "Familiar yet original, it follows in the grand tradition of light novels."However, during his speech at the award ceremony on the 23rd, the author, Utsumi Riku (age 24), announced that the novel had been created by an A.I. program drawing from a database of 600 previously existing novels, with some minor manual editing. "I had no involvement in creating the story or characters at all," said Utsumi.An industry insider was quoted as saying, "This particular title came to light because the author himself revealed it, but at this point it's a poorly-guarded secret that approximately one-third of newly-published light novels these days are created by automated software. Though categorized as 'novels,' light novels sell based on collections of moe-elements and the name-value of their illustrators, so the writing skill of the author is largely irrelevant."
>>66437900inb4 retards take this post seriously because it's in grorious nihongo.
>>66437958we are talking about a country where their sole motivation for developing robots is so that they don't have to take care of their elderly; I think that its at least plausible.
>>66437900>little sister>few friends>fox, horoOh come on, it was obvious
>>66437900>grand tradition of light novels
>>66437900At first I thought this was real but then...>fox-like beast-girl named Kasuka Horo>academic cityYou had me going. 4/10, I guess.
>>66438097>>66438197I can imagine a novel like that being reall successful.
>>66437900>kamachi.exe
>>66436562>Programmer: “I could write a program that writes light novels.”What about writing a program that writes a program that can write a program about light novels?Then you'd have infinite light novels
>>66438230Is that how he writes so much?Nisio is probably the same.
I think that some executives might have some kind of computer generator plot starter for light novels.Kind of like madlibs.
>>66438259
>>66437958>>66438197>>66438216Hod on guys, I don't know that much moon, sure. But.....this seems real.I opened the link and there are>春日ホロKasuka Horo>美少女ゲームBishoujou game>６００冊をデータベースDatabase of 600>２３日23rdAnd some others that matched the translated post.
Computer-generated fiction that wins awards? Can the English language accommodate this type of feat?
Wait... so the nips DO have a sense of humour after all.Who'd have thunk it?Thanks OP, my sides hurt.
>>66437900>black-catheh..
>>66438381Yeah, I put the Japanese article in Google translate and even though we know how Google's translate is, the result quite matches with the translated post in here>>66437900So, I guess it's not a troll.Damn, Japanese LN authors these days reached a new low.
>>66438259It's entirely doable.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metamorphic_code
>>66437900Fuck everything I'm writing this right now even if it is a fabrication or real.
>>66438267Probably. It's a joke in the Raildex General that Kamachi is actually some sort of LN creating machine.
>>66438491Metamorphic code is about mutating the assembly opcodes (rewrite the instructions to accomplish the same task, in a different way), it has nothing to do with writing new programs, only obfuscating existing ones.Needless to say I'm a virgin.
>>66436562>Light novel: “There was a violent explosion to my rear. I figured this would be another pain in the butt, and thoughts like ‘It’s probably going to make me skip lunch.’
Why is it called a light novel when it's more heavily worded than a regular one?
>>66437900>An industry insider was quoted as saying, "This particular title came to light because the author himself revealed it, but at this point it's a poorly-guarded secret that approximately one-third of newly-published light novels these days are created by automated software."That's actually pretty impressive if it's true.
>>66438478>>66438381Idiots.
>>66438564Easier language, generally. Light Novels aren't considered real books by people who actually read as their hobby.
>>66438564it's easy to get into, you can read it between one bishoujo game and another without having to worry about deep and complex variations of the plot, since most of it is episodical/semi-self-conclusive.
>>66436562Link to the thread? I want to read it in glorious Nihongo with all its nuances.
>>66438510It makes too much sense. You just need to change some variables (which characters are going to be more prominent) and make it so it creates 10 new characters every volume.
>>66438510>that image
What I want to know is how can light novels be so successful when the stories are stuff that anyone on /a/ can come up with? All the powerlevels and haremshit. I guess there's a lot of luck involved.
>>66437900>"My Little Sister something something something">cancellednoooooooo ;_;
>>66438628They're successful if the illustration on the cover is drawn by a famous artist.
>>66438628The answer is simple.Japan.
>>66438628They are successful because they are powerlevel haremshit with stock archetype characters.The Japanese know what they want.
>>66438528>Needless to say I'm a virgin.I chuckled.
>>66438628Says the person that hasn't read any ln in Japanese.
>>66438584Welp. There we have it.
>>66438595Not OP, but some time ago I saved this from some random place. Should be enough to start googling:小説 「後ろで大きな爆発音がした。俺は驚きながら振り返った。」 ケータイ小説 「ドカーン！びっくりして俺は振り返った。」 ラノベ 「背後から強烈な爆発音がしたので、俺はまためんどうなことになったなぁ、とか そういや昼飯も食っていないなぁとか色々な思いを巡らせつつも振り返ることにしたのである」 山田悠介 「後ろで大きな爆発音の音がした。俺はびっくりして驚いた。振り返った。」 水嶋ヒロ 「後ろで大きな爆発音がした。土管が爆発したな。ドカーン、なんちゃって」
>>66437900>My Little Sister Has Few Friends>created by an A.I. programWait...WAIT.An incestuous computer a.i. ?
>>66438584>>66438584>>66438584ITT: People who have been fooled by a Weekly World News joke article God I miss those..
I'm reminded of this thread:http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/59191218
>>66438681W-What are you doing Onii-chantouching my mouse so suddenly
>>66438628Light novels are probably the most unimaginative chinese cartoon medium out there. Even eroge is better in that respect.
>>66438674Thanks. Seems to be rather old.
>>66438652Better than seinenshit.
>>66438703Anyone have that one about the little sister that is a dragon?
Wait. Computers can write fiction? Where can I get a book writing software?
>>66438740>Kino>Baccano>ZaregotoNo.
ITT People getting trolled by Japanese The Onion News
>>66438729>>66438779Incestuous computers are my fetist.Next popular LN title: My little sister became a software.
>Implying ore no shitmouto, tomadachi, nyarlko, whatever other shit that'll get animated in every season to come has an ounce of originalityCute girls! They usually fight but actually are friends! They like MC! They watch anime JUST LIKE YOU! They play VNs JUST LIKE YOU! Futaba memes! Anime references! Old console games so funny! Add random fetish /incest/trap/monstergir/meat/MMO/whatever/all of the above! More anime references! More futaba references! Promote anime and manga merchandise! Release VN to promote anime to promote manga to promote light novel! There is nothing embarrassing being a otaku! Those kawaii girls are otaku JUST LIKE YOU! More futaba references!I really wouldn't be surprised if programs will write this in the near future.
>>66438740Eroge is diversifying in the way that there are some really interesting titles in a sea of the most generic harems ever generated.
>The winning novel in question, "My Little Sister Has Few Friends," is the story of a fox-like beast-girl named Kasuka Horo, the student council president at her high school, who battles various super-powered foes in a sealed-off academic city. With thrilling descriptions of combat and unique side-characters such as a wise and taciturn black-cat girl who likes reading books and playing bishoujo games, the judges gave high praise, saying, "Familiar yet original, it follows in the grand tradition of light novels.">the judges gave high praiseI enjoy watching anime and buying figures, but the LN crowd needs to go.
Guys, this article is from the Kyoko Shimbun, a fictional newspaper, like the Onion.Read the bottom: (or at least run it through Google translate)＊＜必ずお読みください＞虚構新聞社より*<Please be sure to read> By fictional newspaper company
>>66438833>My little sister can't be this user friendly
>>66438740But Hidan no Aria is one of the most imaginative and creative series from Japan."Fucking stupid" counts as creativity, you know.
>>66438887Is the one on the right a crazy lesbian?
>>66438858>>66438740See>>66438753
>>66438862So do retards like you.
>>66438848>どうしよう、お兄ちゃん>あたしドラゴンになっちゃった
>>66438858Name one show that has had an "ounce of originality" for the past decade. Every single show "rips off" its format from previous ones.
>My Little Sister Can Read Kanji>The year is 2202, and the 200 year war is finally over. Moe, a narrow sub culture started in the early 21st century, has won its war against classical literature. As ’1984′ said, ‘Those who control the future controls the past, and those who control the present controls the past,’ moe literature (to be more exact, imouto literature) has become a synonym for literature, and has erase all traces of old Japanese literature. Fanservice is seen as essential in any composition. Kanji is deemed needlessly complex and replaced with an Hiragana. Novels are sprinkled with symbols such as ☆, ！, @ .>But more importantly, 2D characters have finally taken over the entire world. No longer are there 3D celebrities or famous people- all celebrities are replaced with 2D loli characters. Boring politicans are replaced with charming imouto loli. Moe was abundance, and there was much rejoicing. Loli figurines from the 21st century are seen as precious artifacts that are to be treasured and remembered. Moe is now the only genre, the One True Way. People looked back to early 21st century and wondered how on earth did those barbarians live in that dark age.LIGHT NOVEL HOLY GRAIL
Even though LNs are formulaic, writing a program that generates them would be incredibly difficult.
>>66438858>>>/ANNForums/
>>66438935Anime adaptation when?
>>66438779Just roll some wikipedia random pages and fill in the gaps
>>66438880I would buy this
>>66438848Stop posting that. I feel sorry for the poor girl.
>>66438967It doesn't sell, so never.
>>66438862You do realize how many LNs and VNs are adapted every single season, right?
http://aya.shii.org/2011/11/13/over-5800-smelly-otaku-trying-to-make-it-big-writing-young-adult-novels/
>>66438953Mexicans already wrote a program that writes fiction.http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/01/26/automaticbooks_tec.html
>>66438931Eureka seven AOUn-goAnotherShikiLupin thethirdLast ExileFuck, half the anime, you retard. I'm not asking for something completely new no one ever done before, I'm asking for at least a story.
>>66438953Just tell the program to give us incest. Lots of it. Personally I would be fine.
>>66438862>the judges gave high praiseYou mean the judges need to go, that fucking LN sounds like shit and everyone in Japan should feel bad for their shamfur dispray
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-honor-fallen-soldiers-by-jumping-motorcyc,28285/>WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to jump a motorcycle over the entire length of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.>"There's no better way to pay homage to our fallen brothers than by letting it rip, hitting that ramp at full fucking blast, and flying through the sky high above the Vietnam Memorial," said Biden, noting that he also plans to execute a midair salute by placing his fingers around his mouth in a V shape and rapidly flicking his tongue. "If I grease the landing and ragdoll across the Constitution Gardens, so be it. I've had my share of spills."GOD Americans sure are DUMBi wonder if there was something like this in futaba
Yeah, when I first found Baka-tsuki I was annoyed and wondered why so few LN's are translated.But when I actually started reading them I started wondering why anyone in their right mind would spend their time translating such garbage
>>66438858You're just now realizing that /a/ likes to chug down the same shit every season? Actually, you're just now realizing that ALL media consumers like to chug down the same shit?>>66438880Her best friend is an incredibly disappointed Linux distro.
>>66439038>Eureka seven AO>Un-go>Another>an ounce of originalityYou must be a newfag if you actually believe that.
>>66439002VN adaptions aren't quite as plentiful as LN adaptions.
>>66439054Explain Hidan no Aria then.
>>66439059http://www.theonion.com/video/romney-to-undergo-gender-reassignment-surgery-to-b,28358/>Joe Biden plans to honor fallen U.S. soldiers by jumping his motorcycle over the Vietnam Memorial, Thomas the Tank Engine is a little uneasy with his broad autistic following, and a friend who said goodbye 10 minutes ago is still on Gchat. It's the week of May 21st, 2012.any connections to this?
>>66439014I could write a program that writes fiction, but I wouldn't put much stock in it until I can't distinguish it from a shitty human author.
Yup, sounds about right for most of them.
>>66438991I heard it sold out in just a few days.
>>66439038Seriously?
>>66439054>>66438862IT'S A FUCKING FAKE NEWS, DIPSHITS.SEE>>66438584
>>66439096http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-blasts-obamas-evasive-stance-on-gay-marriage,28146/>WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama lashed out at President Barack Obama's seemingly evasive stance on gay marriage Tuesday, calling the head-of-state's cagey position on the issue both "cowardly" and "an example of failed leadership.">Speaking to reporters from the White House East Room, Obama said that he has had enough of the president's endless hedging on same-sex marriage and that, as president of the United States, he can't just sit back and take a passive position on what he called the "most important civil rights issue of our time."Lashing against himself? Retarded americans thread? Retarded americans thread.
>>66439098Do it. but make one that writes anime. That way instead of reading those threads with people coming up with anime plots, we could just copypaste what the animeplot generator would give us.
>>66439093It caters to the moe crowd and stupid people, doesn't mean it shouldn't be sold but I definitely wouldn't give it high praise.Sort of like the Transformers in the states, the movie fucking blows and everyone knows it, but countless retards will still pay for it. I'm fine with this.
>>66438931Name one shows that is original.
>>66439078>Herp derp>tired story is worse that no story at allGo bak to fapping to your Kirino Meat faggot
>>66438703So moe...hnnnngg
>>66439038>>>/ANNForums/
>>66439137>story>harem of girls talk about recent memes and animeSeriously?You tell me which is better, faggot
This just sounds like something out of 'The Great Automatic Grammatizator' by Dahl
>>66439180>WAAHHH WAHHHH OTAKU-PANDERING AND HAREM AND FANSERVICE ARE BAD WAAAHHHWhy don't you talk about how moe is killing the anime industry and circlejerk over Cowboy Bebop in /v/'s Toonami circlejerk thread or Anime News Network Forums?
>>66438935not that far offthere was one rather nice oneshot about a town in an apocalyptic future where only one girl knew how to read books
>>66437900>My Little Sister >Few Friends>Horo>super-powered foes in a sealed-off academic city>taciturn black-cat girl
>>66439250Did she have an incestious relationship with her brother?
>>66439229I-I like both.
>>66439229Apparently you don't know what story means.
>>66439229>Watching anime for plots and themesYou came to the wrong place motherfuckerAlso the wrong medium
>>66439243How about I just watch tons of new anime I said I liked while you read your LNs. I'm sure Kirino and MC will have sex next volume, right?
it's so annoying. Everyone loves kitschy trashy airport novels. They've historically been the most popular form of literature by consumption since basically the invention of the printing press. It's nothing to worry about. There will continue to be genius authors who crowd surf on the morons who pander to their audience. It's nothing to worry about.
>>6643910839 ：イラストに騙された名無しさん：2012/05/09(水) 02:30:52.86 ID:S/uMPTJg＞---位 ---位 僕の妹は漢字が読める ４今更だが完全圏外って漢字すげえなこんな大墜落って滅多にないっていうか見たことない
>>66439229>Implying you can't write "The story is about a harem of girls talking about recent memes and anime" when writing a synopsisDo you know what a story is, son? You don't belong in /a/, get out and go watch your MANime shit.
>>66439317But there are plenty. It just one- two oreimo clones every season, I'm have plenty shit to watch and enjoy for story and action.Stay mad.
>>66439338wat....
>>66439011>You’d flip the pages so fast, it’ll look like you’re speed-reading lol> You can’t even call them novels at all at that point.>That kind of “Let’s throw in a Jojo’s reference” thing is getting OLD and I wish they’d cut it out already. Pretty much anything sold to nerds has a Jojo’s reference.>Yeah, I figured it’s a good thing to keep them catagorized separately from actual novels. Everyone would go crazy if you put this kind of stuff with the regular books.Even Japan makes fun of Light Novels.
>>66439387Stop bitching, go and watch it then.
>>66439380see>>66439387Stay mad.
I for one wouldn't mind more moemoe sister centric light novels.
>>66439318Go back to ANN Forums while you're at it, son. There, you can baawww about otaku-pandering LNs because they don't pander to you with your fellow "anti-moe" faggots.I wish more people would stop being narrow-minded ignorant fucks with limited taste.
>>66439061To be fair, every translation on there is piss poor as a result of the translators being amateurs, students, or translating from a Chinese translation rather than the actual source. The impact this has isn't a small one, mind you. The whole reason that shit like mollusks, "it felt so good I wanted to vomit" etc were cited as examples of "Nasu's illiteracy" and became a meme only in the West is precisely because FSN had a horrible translation full of non-idiomatic English.
>>66439318>stop enjoying things.pngcry more you retarded nigger, it isn't going to stop novels from being published
>>66439453I have even more things to watch than you because I'm not a faggot with limited taste who bitches about "otaku-pandering" shit.Stay mad.
>>66439505FSN's translation was painful. Better than Clannad's though.
>>66439463Yeah, but only if they're actually moemoe instead of raging bitches like Kirino.
>>66439453>HURR I HATE LIGHT NOVELS. WHY DO THEY KEEP EXISTING DURR>Stay madIrony. The only one who is mad here is you.
Need more imoutos like this.My nutbladder would be destroyed on a daily basis.
I just passed >>66438935 through dadadodonot that bad in my opinion Moe a narrow sub culture started in the early century, and the past, and the future controls the future controls the past, and The future controls the future present controls The future controls the century and those who control the early century and there celebrities are has become a narrow sub culture started in the entire world. Fanservice is deemed needlessly and replaced with loli characters. Moe, is seen as said, those who control the entire world. Kanji the only genre, the year is seen as essential in any composition; the century, has won its war is seen as said, But said, essential said, Those who control the present controls the early century and remembered. Moe a narrow sub culture started in The only genre, The present past, and deemed needlessly complex and remembered. Moe is seen as said, Those who control the year is literature, and replaced with an Hiragana! No longer are to be more exact, imouto literature, and Those who control the entire world: Little Sister Can Read Kanji The past, and replaced with symbols such as said, those who control the past, and has become a narrow sub culture started in any composition. Loli: characters.
>>66439594Kirino is moe as fuck and a raging bitch, get with the times.
>>66438510This image, man.
>>66439387>I'm have plenty shit>plenty shitOf course you do. Your taste is shit after all.
There are so many ways to tell the story of a guy and his imouto, Japan will never run out of LN
>>66439665>There are so many ways to tell the story of a guy and his imoutoThese stories are the best stories. Little sisters must be molested tenderly.
>>66439453I have plenty of anime to watch for the plot, action, moe, and PLOT.Get on my level, bitch. Oh wait, you can't.
>>66439582I bet you haven't read what Dark Translations / Sanity Ends churned out.The English was a mess, and you could with mere anime developed moonear tell some of the lines were plain wrong translated.
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>NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything>National Rifle Association Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre said Monday that somewhere around 1,000 kids would have to die in a school shooting in order for the organization to reconsider their longstanding opposition to gun control.WHY ARE AMURRIKANS SO RETARDED?FUCKING IDIOTSAMURRIKAN PIGhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/nra-sets-1000-killed-in-school-shooting-as-amount,28352/
>>66439602>HURR I HATE LIGHT NOVELSI like Horizon, try I hate shitty harem light novels where half the text is the same in every volume while other is taken out of previous manga or anime as "references".Stay mad.
>>66439710I've stopped trying to read VNs. I can't deal with the English. >>66439745You should stop trying so hard, it's getting obvious.
For anyone who still believe in the progress of Light Novelshttp://hamusoku.com/archives/7122911.html
>>66439505Actually no amount of good translation can make an unoriginal plot more original. You can improve the sentences and it will read more naturally/accurately but in the end you won't be able to save most of these recent VNs that just make you roll your eyes in disgust as you listen to the summary.
>>66439762Learn Japanese then.
>>66439594annoying/angry is moe.
>>66439745>I like Horizon
>>66439745Doesn't change anything>HURR I HATE HAREM LN. WHY DO THEY KEEP EXISTING?>Stay madIrony. You're the one who's mad, son. Cool your butt.
>>664397330/10 you are retarded, try harder
>>66436575>Mari Yaguchi: “I loved to play Bomberman when I was a kid, so when I heard an explosion, I turned to see. I thought maybe it was a stunt by the world’s biggest Bomberman fan.”What the hell, that's great.It would get tiring if the whole book was written like that, admittedly.
>>66439602>>66439656>>66439709>>66439762So when will [insert imouto] have sex with her brother? When? Huh? Huh? Isn't this why you read this shit? Have in happened in all those years? Huh? Next volume, I'm sure.
> 1- blurt the most nonsensical plot you could think of, no need to think too hard> 2- grab some old book, just a summary would be ok, no need to read; now make parts of your story match parts of that old book, this gives it that DEEP flavour> 3- make the mc have an imouto, if it didn't, make her subtlety want his dick> 4- run it through a spell checker> 5- ???> 6- profit!
>>66439870Trolling is a art
>>66439828I'm not mad, I'm having fun calling you sad pathetic retards, faggots. I can even post a smiley to prove it to you, here :)Enjoy reading your incest LN without any incest.
>>66439870There's porn for that. That's not the point.
>>66439884extra points for a cult book like 1984 or a religion book like the bible>>66439870once the imouto has sex with the brother, the novel is over. The trick is to never let it happen until you don't want any more money
>>66439893Thank you.
>I'll Make You Into an Otaku(Nerd), so Make Me Into a Riajuu(Normalfag)
>>66439870>So when will [insert imouto] have sex with her brother? That is my fetish...
>>66439884Why is the first thing that comes to my mind Nyarlko?
>>66439925So what's the point, what happened in last volume, can you name it? Besides, she played more eroge, watched anime and had misunderstandings.
>>66439870>>66439932Actually the tacit understanding here is that you do not feature sex in the main story. You leave that to the doujinshi market. That's the way it should be. Because there are many sexual fetishes and people can depict them as wildly as they want in doujins.
Lets make an LN studioI'll do the keyframes and voice acting.
>>66439924>>66439870Why are you singling out incest LNs now all of a sudden? Weren't you originally on a crusade towards all harem LNs?
>>66439972>making fun of shit I didn't even read
>>66439970textbook example
>>66439870Oho, sounds like you're getting upset. Chill.And like I said, I like huge selections of LN/anime whether it's serious action or moe incest story instead of bitching about any of them. Unlike your limited taste, my taste is pretty wide and I can read any story without feeling insecure. So, of course a pleb like you won't understand.
>>66439967is this for real? wtf
>>66439972The point is character interactions, jokes, cute scenes, sad scenes, enraging scenes, happy scenes.
>>66440003Do they had sex in Tomadachi? I thought so.
>>66439972>Blind generalizationTypical low power level fag.
>>66440060Does them having sex make it better?Or just more mature for mature people such as yourself?
>>66439972>>66440051No, the real point is he's a troll that is trying to evoke responses from people by basing his criticism on the anime.The reason he switched focus to Oreimo is because> guaranteed repliesand you're all fucking doing it.
>>66440060You say this as if it was a bad thing.
>>66440013>>66440051>>66440097You haven't named ANYTHING. Not a SINGLE thing. Jesus. I'm sure you feel embarrassed now.
>>66440100He's 14 years old, so if there's no sex, it can't be good.
>Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne>As Long As There's Love, It Doesn't Matter If He Is My Brother, Right!?NIGGAS PLEASE
>>66440047You've seen nothing.>Afterschool Child-Making ClubGot to at least admire their audacity.
>>66439967This one actually seems like it could be interesting, I'm sad I don't have the time to read it
>this threadYou're all delusional metafags who can't even point out just as delusional conjectures.
>>66440114Well, no shit. It's funny once in a while though.
>>66440128>>As Long As There's Love, It Doesn't Matter If He Is My Brother, Right!?This title is relevant to my interests.
>>66440123I feel embarrassed at how obvious your troll is.
>>66440172Anime adaption for that one's coming.Also it has a partial translation, google around.
>>66440135Fucking masterpiece.
>>66439967I know with all my being that it's certainly 100% shit, but why does the combination of title and girl make me want to read it?Is this some kind of motherfucking mind control?
>>66440135This is a portent of the future in JapanThere will literally be a child making club in schoolAttendance for females will be mandatory
>>66440128After the death of their parents, Akito Himenokouji (brother) and his younger twin sister Akiko Himenokouji (sister) were adopted by separate families. Six years later, when they are more like strangers rather than siblings, Akito & Akiko now live on their own, under the same roof.Akiko makes no effort to hide her brother complex. She even goes as far as trying to convince her brother to make their first night together a memorable one, to no avail. Akito calmly rejects his sister's many advances and deems loving his blood-related sister impossible. However, Akiko is determined to prove that love can overcome any obstacle.Akito does not harbor the same feeling for Akiko, and as a result has a headache with Akiko's actions. Despite all, he still loves Akiko as a sister, and finds her adorable and cute, especially when he had not seen her since she was 10 years old.Akiko must fight to defend her extraordinary love for her Onii-chan as she battles against all odds and three other girls who are after her beloved Onii-chan.
>>66440135Is...is one of them the sister?
>>66440243they aren't blood related.I dropped this shit before I even picked it up
>>66440123>HURR WHY DIDN'T X HAVE SEX WITH Y YET?Alright let's make all romcom stories ended within one page with the MC and the heroine having sex because apparently for you, if the main character doesn't bang the love interest/imouto after a few novels, then it's shit. And any character interaction ever if it doesn't progress the plot is meaningless and "filler shit" Sure is good story-telling.Shouldn't you be embarassed to have such a shallow mind?
>>66440275>still replyinggo away
Just so you all know, this is hardly a new phenomenon. You know Don Quixote? It's a great novel that manages to belong to more than one genre, touches on a variety of really profound topics, and criticizes the present while thoroughly debunking attempts at romanticizing the past. Before all of that though, what it really is is really a polemic against the popular literature of the day, chivalry stories--the early modern equivalent of Light Novels in Japan and Young Adult fiction in America. Cervantes mentions a lot of the worst ones by name, in fact.The point is, whether we're talking now or an unspecified number of years in the past that somehow belongs to the realm of "classic literature", most of what you'll find in terms of books is going to be uninspired, unoriginal, formulaic, and forgettable. This trend isn't confined to one region or even one genre, and it certainly isn't unique to Light Novels. What it also means, however, is that you can probably find some examples of pretty good literature even in genres that people dismiss out-of-hand. Take that as you will.
>>66440271>they aren't blood related.Why would they do that? It basically makes the whole story pointless.
>>66440275>if the main character doesn't bang his imouto after a few novelsTechnically I wouldn't mind even if it happened.
>>66440271But it says they are.
>>66439972So, no one can answer my question? Really?
I don't even know how one makes non-blood-related twins. IVF cocktail with a bunch of eggs and sperm from a whole shitload of people?
>>66440123>>66440060>WAHH WHY DIDN'T THEY IMMEDIATELY HAVE SEX?Because I would read hentai doujin instead. If you require every romance LN to have sex in them , then you're an underage scum.
>>66440328Don't worry Taiga, They're still twins.
>>66440220It's like Pygmalion but in reverse.
So /a/ I've got a question. Is there a single LN that you consider good?
>>66440025textbook example of how an incredibly silly and simple premise can lead to an awesomely entertaining series. That's what I don't get with so many other VNs. You already know it's ridiculous, so why not turn it into an actual comedy? And try naming another main heroine like Nyaruko. She is a stroke of pure genius.
>>66440330Then she becomes a dirty slut and nobody wants that.
>>664398841.- boy wants to open his own movie theatre, friends at school will help him2.- old man and the sea: he is alone at some point and it's on his own that he decides to open the theatre after he manages to find an old film everyone though lost3.- ok, has an imouto, she want's to share his dreams and full fill themcan i have your money now?
>>66440328>>66440338INCEST IS BEST
>>66440347I think of sex as the ultimate form of confirming a romantic relationship. It can also be used for dramatic effect if the sex doesn't go like it should the first time they try. Sex definitely belongs in the romance genre even if it's not the main focus.Look at sword art online... there's a pretty generic sex scene in there at one point but it serves its purpose well for showing how close the MC and his waifu heroine got during their time in the game world and sets up the next part of the story.
>>66440340See>>66440275The fact that no one can answer your question because the MC doesn't knock up his lover/imouto proves that you're a shallow-minded idiotic underage who demands sex for a story being good and don't know the meaning of character interaction and development.If anyone can answer your question, then any series would be utter shit.
>>66440363ZaregotoUtsuro no Hako to Zero no MariaSeikai no SenkiKyoukai Senjou no Horizon
>>66440352No I won't not worry! They need to pass a DNA test or I can't fap to this. I'm fucking sick of all this "she's my sister but woopdidoo we aren't blood related teeheehee"It's like the faggots want incest but they don't have the balls to have real incest so they halfass it.
>>66440388Sorry, not crazy enough. You need to put Sherlock Holmes, Zeus, Van Helsing and Dracula in there somehow.
>>66440375That chick from DxD.
Why so many LN have those shitty straightforward names?It's like the readers can't into subtlety
>>66440454Except you can still cut off the sex scene in SAO and it can still show how close Kirito and Asuna are.Come on, man.
I do remember seeing some particularly traditional looking LN with a very stylized and chibified illustration about the construction worker type person in the same section that sells LN.Does that something like that count? Asians love to take long books and sell em into bits so I am not sure if I have to explicitly refer to LN as "cute illustrations and long titles"
>>66440466But...they are twins.Twins.
>>66440468Ok, his movie theatre is magical and the characters come out of the screen when watching a movie on the full moon.
>>66440454>I think of sex as the ultimate form of confirming a romantic relationship.sex is sex. fucking is fucking and is done because it hot and people want to have dicks in their orifices. Anyone who pretends there's any romantic about it is either deluded or a virgin. Romance is romance. It has nothing to do with sex. You make it sound like sex is a cheese Bioware cutscene.
>>66440521read the novels
>>66440511They didn't have to show it as explicitly as they did, but at least strongly implying they had sex in the game world is something I consider to be an extremely important plot element.
>>66440317To be fair, Cervantes also loaded it up with references to books he DID like, too.
>>66440548Sex is the reason why we have romantic love. The biological function of romantic love is to draw males and females together to copulate. Genetically speaking it's the pinnacle of romance.
>>66440454>Sword Art Online's sex sceneExcept it progressed nothing at all, it was just sort of there.
>>66440454Doesn't mean it must go there immediately, really. And just because it never happened doesn't make the series in question "not going anywhere".
>>66440517LN means only that it's published under Light Novel imprint. That's it. The content could be anything.
>>66440472They are about as similar as Haruhi is to Medaka.
>My Little Sister Can Read Kanji>The year is 2202, and the 200 year war is finally over. Moe, a narrow sub culture started in the early 21st century, has won its war against classical literature. As ’1984′ said, ‘Those who control the future controls the past, and those who control the present controls the past,’ moe literature (to be more exact, imouto literature) has become a synonym for literature, and has erase all traces of old Japanese literature. Fanservice is seen as essential in any composition. Kanji is deemed needlessly complex and replaced with Hiragana. Novels are sprinkled with symbols such as ☆, ！, @ .>But more importantly, 2D characters have finally taken over the entire world. No longer are there 3D celebrities or famous people- all celebrities are replaced with 2D loli characters. Boring politicans are replaced with charming imouto loli. Moe was abundance, and there was much rejoicing. Loli figurines from the 21st century are seen as precious artifacts that are to be treasured and remembered. Moe is now the only genre, the One True Way. People looked back to early 21st century and wondered how on earth did those barbarians live in that dark age.There is a point where this needs to stop and we have clearly passed it.
>>6644055116.5 is not in the official published version, anyways. Or do you have a problem with the "fade to black" scene in the published version of 16?
Wow, the faggots sure are out and about today.No, seriously. Are you REALLY trying to argue that manga adapted anime has more plot then LN adapted anime?
>>66440534better yet, his siter transforms into the movie's charactersso MC is in love with some movie star and his sister transform into her to "please" her brother
>>66440317Please, that's too sensible a post for g/a/ia.
>>66440363Scrapped PrincessHorizonBoogiepop PhantomRecord of Lodoss War (whether this counts as LN or not I guess is debatable, since it's not an LN imprint but it would likely be published under one if it were published today)
>>66440463>Utsuro no Hako to Zero no Maria>Start reading>suddenly time loopDropped so hard.
>>66440597No, it doesn't have to go there immediately, but sex is an important part of a romantic relationship and it shouldn't be carelessly omitted.
>>66440586That is why animals fall in love before they have sex right?
>>66440317I love how there are just about a good archive worth of books back then that basically have to moral of "Books make people batshit insane"
>>66440497Honestly, I think the crazier ones started as a joke and it just caught on from there. But it's selection bias, the LNs that we know of in the west are just a small fraction of what's published in Japan; people are obviously going to pick the ones that stand out the most, so very few people here get an accurate impression of what the medium as a whole is like.
>>66440655We are animals, so yes, that is why animals fall in love.There are lots of animals other than humans that have relationships that look a lot like romantic love. For instance, many birds form mating pairs that will exist until they die.
>>66440460But sex isn't the only thing in the world? I asked of anything, some conflict, goal set or accomplished, plot progression, anything. There was no sex in the last Saki Achiga episode I watched but the bowling girl won a match with the last hand, girls had a conflict with their coach, discovered possible treason and even met fellow players from other school. And that was ONE episode. I'm sure SOMETHING must have happened in whole fucking volume of light novel?
>>66440652Romantic story could do without sex scene DEPENDS on the story, mind you. It's not a must.In real life, love and sex are mutual, but when writing a fiction....not so much.
>>66440655Animals probably would if they were capable of complex thought processes. Some animals do "love", though not always for sexual purposes. They exhibit feelings of love for their family and such.
How about if we give a buncha sci-fi/fantasy-comedy authors of the West the LN illustrators?
>>66440646The next ones are better, some girl chops her fucking finger in the GARst scene you'll ever read.
>>66440586Love the way we talk about it today is a human concept, not a bodily function like pooping.
>>66440363Most people who want to give you an intelligent-sounding answer will probably mention Zaregoto, which is difficult to troll as it hasn't been translated or received an animation, but the real answer is that most of the people who post on /a/ either don't know Japanese or otherwise have a relatively weak grasp of it: too weak to have consumed enough Japanese literature, both low brow and high brow, to really have a good understanding of how any individual work relates to the whole. So you're kind of out of luck unless you happen to know some well-read Japs who don't confuses their biases with actual criticism if you want a really informed opinion.
>>66440775Yeah it's a western concept. I doubt when men in polygamists communities take multiple wives it's because they are in love with all of them.
Is NHK a LN?
>>66440775>human concept>bodily function>mutually exclusiveAre all tripfags this retarded? Love has a purpose. Its purpose is to ensure the progeny of the human race. Part of that process is sex.
>>66440601This is the best LN concept I've ever heard
>>66440801it is
>>66440801No, it's just a novel.
That Bakuman story arc where one of the antagonist starts a hivemind project to make manga, just that the hivemind is replaced by a computer. Well Japan, you did well.
>>66440800Polygamy is the exception, not the rule, and it's not like they can't have multiple "lovers."
>>66440698You're arguing that non self aware animals are capable of love.You should probably stop posting.
>>66440775>Love>human conceptWell, "Love", the idealized form is - sure, I'll agree with you there. However, falling for somebody and wanting to raise a family with them, etc, is a biological process. The feelings are also biological. It's not man-made.
>>66440601All of my fucking money.
>>66439884>make the mc have an imouto, if it didn't, make her subtlety want his dickBut she needs to be the main girl too.And Japan really need more anime like this. It's the reason I love this and can't have enough.
>>66440800Love is a fairly recent thing, in the past nobody expected to marry for love, it was always economical or political reasons.I guess the prosperity of humans have taken us to start satisfying the more mundane necessities.
>>66440782As a Koreanfag I can only profess that there seems to be a certain subset of LNs that get a slightly better treatment than the rest at least in here. LNs are all chunked together in a section right next to the manga section, but the monogatari series, KnK, and if I remember right Shiki are usually placed away from the LN section and put in the fantasy section. Not saying they are better, but I assume that they give a differing impression to the readers here and might be relevant since this is one of the few placed where you can read most of the LNs albeit in a different language than moonspeak.
>>66440782>well-read>LNsI just chuckled.>>66440817Why are you here debating semantics when it's clear that while you're using the same word you're thinking of totally different things in your head?
>>66440896>nobody expected to marry for lovebut they still fell in love you stupid cunt. Society married off their daughters for political and economic reasons in the past, but where the fuck do you think all those romance novels from the 1800s and prior came from? Marriage and love isn't the same thing.Holy fuck you are dumb. 7/10 I am mad.
>>66440894What if the imoutu has the dick. And Mc is after the dick for once?
>>66440782My opinion about LN is based on the adaptation they got. I know that's wrong but I don't know Japanese and I can't read them myself so I'm asking on /a/And about Zaregoto. I read both volumes and they were good. It's shame it didn't got translated beyond second volume
>>66440601>But more importantly, 2D characters have finally taken over the entire world. No longer are there 3D celebrities or famous people- all celebrities are replaced with 2D loli characters. Boring politicans are replaced with charming imouto loli. Moe was abundance, and there was much rejoicing. Loli figurines from the 21st century are seen as precious artifacts that are to be treasured and remembered. Moe is now the only genre, the One True Way. People looked back to early 21st century and wondered how on earth did those barbarians live in that dark age.I'm throwing money at my screen here, but nothing is happening.
>>66440894the main girl has to be someone awful character, because best girl never wins
>>66440710>plot progressionKyousuke made tons of flags with all the girls in the latest volume.Yes, for a harem LN, that's a progression.
>>66440896If you look at classic literature as a lens with which to view history, love has always been an important concept to human civilization. There's no era where love and romance hasn't been an important part of a large portion of classic literature.
>>66440911Monogatari aren't published as LNs. Don't know about the rest.
>/a/ talking about loveWait, what? Did I miss something? On what authority can anyone who posts on this board make claims about the subject? Because I know I certainly can't make any.
>>66440950then MC can be the oneechanthat works too.
>>66440883Sex and love can complement each other, but they don't need to go hand in hand. You can have love without sex, and you most certainly can have sex without love. You can write a whole romance novel without any sex. I could write a whole book on love devoid of any sexual desire if I wanted to.
>>66441030Makes sense. Another was recently published here as a novel as well. Now I'm curious whether they have Hyouka here.
>>66440991>lot's of thing happened I can't NAME a single oneI'm dying here.
>>66441028Pretty sure Kodansha Box is an LN label, bro.
>>66441030are you implying the love we have for our 2d waifus isn't real?
>>66441084Would you like someone to link you a summary so you can read it?
>>66441051You could write it, but it would suck. A story about platonically loving a woman with no sexual desire might be interesting as some sort of critique of sexuality in modern society but it would literally not be a romance novel.
>>66441084If nothing happens, why are there 10 volumes of LN summaries?I'm not going to read them for you, get the fuck out.
>>66441084Because nobody here can read Japanese and people who can don't bother replying to shitty trolls.
>>66441107Why can't you just tell? Don't you remember? I ask for one single small thing, not for a minute account.
>>66441051>3dpd whore generalStay slutty Taiga
>>66441087They are usually in the different category when Japanese discuss LN sales.
>>66441136Not him, but how about a giant fuck you instead?Why should we have to write summaries on your behalf?Just keep talking shit, I'm enjoying the show.
>>66441109I don't see a reason to entertain you with further replies after your post. Good day.
>>66441087its sales are not tracked as one
>>66441109>A story about platonically loving a woman with no sexual desire might be interesting as some sort of critique of sexuality in modern society but it would literally not be a romance novel.Mysterious Girlfriend X general?
>People replying to taiga and not having him filteredGood job shitting the thread up
>>66441202>write summariesWhy do you reply to posts you haven't read? I'm not sure you even read the LNs you seem to enjoy so much.
>>66441251It's him replying to his self.
>>66441242Are you retarded? They are horny as hell for each other but because of retarded sociological barriers Urabe cock blocks him at every pass.
>>66441084Alright, fine.Kyousuke is struggling with exam.Kanako learned to cook for Kyou and their relationship got closerKyousuke's dad knew about Kirino's eroge all along. His relation with Kyou became better. That's a progress.There's a bit conflict regarding Ayayse and Ayase became less of a bitch towards KyousukeKyousuke passed the exam after all the studying.Oh, wait. This is predictable. I know you will shoot down any point I made by replying to me with something like>LOLOL YOU CALL THAT PLOT PROGRESSION LOLOOOOOOOOL I'M DYING HERE ECKS DEE"
>>66441294There's more than that, but of course he'll just come back with "lol that's all?" despite him specifically asking for a small amount.He's such a shit troll, just stop replying.
>>66441258>Why can't you just tell?Hurr.
>>66441294Thanks. One point would have sufficed though. Have a good day.
I see sex as a purely romantic thing you do with somebody you intend to stick with for life. I don't particularly care if other people see it differently because it doesn't offend me, but that's what it means to me and I have no religious background at all.How much of a sappy cunt does this make me? Not that I'm embarassed about it, everyone who's ever bothered to ask knows how I feel about it.
>>66441294There is a pretty big difference between volume 1 Kirino and volume 10 Kirino.Character development? In my harem?
>>66441406>There is a pretty big difference between volume 1 Kirino and volume 10 Kirino.Troll summoning complete>in b4 SHES JUST A DUMB BITCH THAT PLAYS PORNO GAMES AND HITS HER BROTHER THAT BITCH ISNT MOE AT ALL
>>66441396Sex feels good, so it makes sense that people do it just for the sake of feeling good, and that's fine.But I'm more like you, anon, which is why I prefer vanilla. I don't know about sticking with a person for life, but doing it with someone you really care for and love is important.
>>66441480>doing it with someone you really care for and love is importantNo it's not
>>66441406>>66441445Sure, their relationships got better, but she's still a dumb, jealous bitch though.
>>66438641my exact reaction
>>66441493k
>>66436575>Kinoko Nasu: “Suddenly, the sound of an explosion rang out behind me. At that very moment, I spun around faster than anyone had before…!!”Oh god why did I laugh?
>>66441480>I don't know about sticking with a person for lifeThis, don't put too much emphasis on the "for life" part. Good goodbyes are great, new chapters in your life are great. People who insist on sticking with one partner for life to have sex would seem to have some emotional attachment issues to me, abandonment issues or something.Have a great time and love somebody, when it comes time to say goodbye do that, end on good terms, move on to the next great person.Making relationships is the same for friends as it is for partners, you don't want just one friend. There's so many great people out there.Sage because this is some 3dpd shit right here.
>>66441509I knew it was coming but it still pisses me off
98% of anything in any medium is going to be garbage. LNs are no different.
>>66436575>Kinoko Nasu: “Suddenly, the sound of an explosion rang out behind me. At that very moment, I spun around faster than anyone had before…!!”oh snap
>>66440646>>suddenly time loopPICKED UP
>>66441617>acts like a bitch to other people>jealous of Manami>jealous of Kuroneko>next volume probably jealous as fuck of Ayase
>>66440646>>66441698Name one well received VN that doesn't feature time shenanigans, time loops, or parallel universes.
>>66441720>Jealous of ManamiTotally justified, bitch stole her onii-chan since childhood>Jealous of KuronekoNot really, I mean she was sort of, but she condoned them dating. Her love for both of them was greater than her jealousy. That's a pretty good character attribute in my opinion.>next volume probably jealous as fuck of AyaseNah, I doubt it. I don't even think the confession is serious, just a ploy to save Kirino because Ayase is a yandere. If it is serious, she'll probably be a little mad but it won't matter because Kyousuke isn't going for that shit anyhow.
>Pretends like you've read it and know about it>Trolls>Ends up getting told by people who've read itAmusing.
>>66441808But he doesn't belong to her by default. He's a human too, so if he doesn't want to put up with a dumb bitch, it's not Manami's fault that he chose to ignore her.
>>66441751Fate/SN
>>66441587>slut
So I was thinking on the question raised by >>66440363 and how possibly to address it in a way that doesn't just devolve purely to opinions. Proposition: In the west, most novels that are considered "good" have some kind of thematic around which the plot is structured. This is not to say that there aren't some bad novels that do as well, but it's far more common to see "good" novels with a clear thematic that ties in well with the storyline and "bad" novels with a poorly developed one/none than the reverse. Does this criterion have any merit when you apply it to Light Novels? Because even if you're reading a garbage translation, you should still be able to identify the thematic if one exists.
>>66441930>Implying they didn't used to have a good relationship when they were kidsYou know nothing.
>>66441751Korbo and Lawrence's Economic Adventures
>>66442015It doesn't mean anything.
>>66441751Saya No UtaPhantom of InfernoTsukihime
>>66441930>He's a human too, so if he doesn't want to put up with a dumb bitch, it's not Manami's fault that he chose to ignore her.People can be jealous, it doesn't need to make logical sense. She used to be close with her brother and when he started hanging out with Manami he drifted away.Jealousy is a pretty normal emotion for this situation, even in normal life. I personally blame Manami, and I guess she does too a little, but it's written in a pretty human way.
>>66442015>>66442040>>66442092I think that the author will shed light on what is going on between Kirino and Manami next volume.I'm guessing Kyousuke had some kind of fight with Kirino when they were kids and Manami's name was invoked.
>>66436562大江健三郎「後ろから大きな爆発音が聞こえた。女の膣がこすれるような音だった。こいつは、勃起させる！」
imagine a program that will auto generate Twilight novels
>>66442203Sure is Nobel prize level variant.
>>66442249This is worse than skynet
>>66441751>vaguely disguised recommendation threadRead more VNs. Untranslated ones as well.
>>66441751Highschool DxD
>>66442249But most LNs have the same shitty writing as Twilight but are targeted at men, especially otaku.The problem with Twilight wasn't shitty writing as there are ton of books with shitty writing.It was huge, undeserved popularity.LNs remain niche medium for a reason
>>66442375http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ooCQvulIQ
>>66442344>>66442027VN, you nincompoops.
I like the Mismaruka LN, then again, I've always liked fantasy novels like Guin Saga, LOLH and Scrapped Princess.
I am going to write a LN called "It's not my fault the person I love is 2D!!"Do you think it will sell?
>the fag who keeps posting the summary to Boku no Imouto wa Kanji ga Yomeru shits up another LN threadnot surprised
>>66442661Too meta. has a potential to work but only with good writing. That goes against the LN convention.
>>66442661if it has kawaii illustrations, yes
>>66442661Please make the main girl a sibling...
>>66442623most Japanese fantasy series are pretty damn good, as they're drawing more inspiration from western fantasy literature, rather than just being novelized versions of high school hijinks anime plotsI've never heard of Mismaruka, what's it like? It appears to have a sexy Saber-clone
I just found out that this LN, "だから仆は、Hができない" or Death Reaper return my Hentai soul might be getting an anime. Oh well.
>>66442821Is that the one where the MC loses his mojo?
>>66442821>仆How did you manage to fuck it up.
>>66442857Yeah, the one where he loses his libido
>>66442821>仆Incredible. Next time just go for copy/pasting the title.
>>66442809Non-serious MC tries to fight against everyone fucking his kingdom (a huge republic and an empire) without violence, using only underhand methods, negotiation and trickery.Later on one of the Empire's princess invaded his kingdom, cut off his father's head in front of him and proclaims her love for him while laughing like a maniac. Big reveal is everyone around MC is an Empire spy, and MC joins Empire instead of moping around.If you have the time try out the manga, it's not much, but entertaining enough.
>>66442935> cut off his father's head in front of him and proclaims her love for himWhat in the actual fuck?
>>66442874Eh, you know chinese websites, simplified chinese and shit.
>>66442661If you make the 2D girl become alive in 3D world and has to cope with the difficulties of the 3D world because she is used to her idyllic 2D world, yes I would read a shit out of it.
>>66442983All's fair in love and war.
>>66442935>>66442983interest = piqued
>>66443034Killing someone's dad in front of them seems like a bad way to win at love.
>>66443058It's fine, MC has shown on several occasions that's he willing to murder his dad and take the throne for himself, and his dad isn't exactly the best dad either, sometimes willing to risk his son's life in favor of the country.
>>66443027I don't remember who wrote it, but I remember reading a poem about this subject that someone wrote on the topic of Galatea having to contend with mortality and the knowledge that her formerly timeless beauty was destined to fade away with age.
>>66442661>>66443027this. Imagine she's a sentient computer program trapped inside a visual novel, and one day she starts spouting lines out of dialog and you can select options you've never seen before.Through the power of magic she becomes 3d.Fuck I would read it.
>>66443333So, Rainbow Girl the LN?
