You now have a Delorean.You may use it to go back and stop any anime from being produced, or if you prefer, to fund the production of an anime.
Evangelion.
Can't I just go to the future, rape someone, and then go back to the past and keep myself from doing the rape, effectively retaining all my memories but keeping the act from actually happening?
>>66299318Cowboy Bebop or, alternatively, DBZ.
Rozen Maiden, to get rid of the ponyfags of early 4chan.
I just want a delorean...
>>66299394That would create a paradox.
I would fund a Caravaan Kidd series.Because I fucking loved Manabe as a kid.
NGE or Madoka to prevent the dozens of daily threads about how deep they are.
>>66299318>You may use it to go back and stop any anime from being producedI can go back in time to stop you from being produced instead.
>>66299394But Marty, the encounter could create a time paradox, the result of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's worst-case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.
You can't do that MartyChanging the past will have dire consequences
>>66299467But I just want to rape some girls, Doc.There must be a way.
I'd fund an animu for this, it would sell more and there'd be better sequels that didn't suck
I'd rather go back in time to give my past self a sports almanac. Sure, it won't be me anymore since it's a different timeline from there on but I think it'd be nice.
I'd use it to kidnap a god slayer instead.
Sorry but I need to go back to 1984 to invest all my money in Apple stocks.
Fund a spinoff series about this man.
I would stop Pretty Cure from ever existing.
Mirai Nikki
Nah, I'd just use it to win the lottery.
>EvangelionAnd the on first very first post too.Stay predictable /a/.
>>66299394Impossible, because if you stop yourself from raping her there will be a split in the timeline where one is an infinite loop of you stopping yourself from raping a woman and the other one is a timeline where you rape a woman and go to jail.
I'd go back to '91 and give Gainax the funding for Blue Uru.
>>66299592But what would the avatarfags shitpost about then?
Why limit yourself to changing anime when you can make your past self rich instead? It's like you guys never watched BttF.
I'd use it to go back in time and tell /a/ about what happens in Geass R2And then laugh when I get called retarded
>>66299643The problem is that if you remove a key anime in history like Evangelion, the anime industry of today would be very different. You could potentially ruin everything you love.
Go back to 2002 and get them to make the 3x3 Eyes TV series. If they won't I will go back in time further to 1998 and stop the studio fire that ruined Lost Universe.
>>66299665They could join Kevin-kun and all the entry-level faggots in the Meguca threads.
>>66299318Stopping Evangelion is the only answer.
>>66299523go in year 2500rape bitch and back to 2012.
I'd prevent that third Tenchi Muyo OVA. Nobody should have to suffer through that.
>>66299695And end up in a truck of manure after being foiled by a tenager and an old man?
I'd prevent K-on from being made, thus saving the industry from the moe plague and causing sheldon to commit suicide
>>66299714If you really think Evangelion did anything good for the anime industry other than bring in tons of money, you have shit taste.
Brained Power
>>66299780>Implying K-on was the first moe anime
>>66299714>The problem is that if you remove a key anime in history like Evangelion, the anime industry of today would be very different. You could potentially ruin everything you love.>Key anime>ruin what I loveDespite how popular it was, only a few shows tried to imitate Eva like Nadesico and RahXephon. And I can easily live without those shows. As well, I can live without the hundreds of Rei clones. And the Eva hype. And the Rebuild movies.Honestly, I liked Eva when it first came out, but it has just hurt Anime more than helped it.
>>66299714>the anime industry of today would be very differentYeah, it might actually be something interesting rather than LIGHT NOVELS and REHASHES.
>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto>Naruto
Cowboy Bebop and whatever got people from /v/ and ANN into anime.And I don't even hate those series. That would be for /a/
>>66299791At least I was watching anime when Evangelion aired.
>>66299780Nigga, moe existed WAAAAAAAAAAAAY before K-On.
>>66299862>kud a shitdamn you Taiga
I'd go forward and look for immortality.
>acquire time machine>travel back to early 1970s>secure trademark on the name "Walkman"
>>66299874What's wrong with her nose?
I will go and kill Maeda
prevent JC Staff and DEEN to begin their "work"
>>66299318I'd tell Nasu to give the rights of F/SN and Tsukihime to Ufotable.
>>6629991670's anime. Don't ask.
>Evangelion haters would use a time machine to get rid of the Eva series instead of exploiting the machine for personal gain.Eva haterbase confirmed for being retarded.
>>66299318Kill everyone at Key before they could sell out to JC Staff.
>>66299574Well that's obviously how you get the money to fund anime.
>>66299862
>>66299523Grab girl in another time, preferably before DNA identification. Egypt would be cool. Take her with you to a time before humanity, maybe before the last Ice Age. Rape her there. Drop her 100 years before she's born. Go to another country, repeat.Of course you should get a trash reactor from the future so you don't have energy problems
I would prevent the creation of Astroboy
I'd go back in timw and tell my kid self how the Anime industry was going to fail in America and Anime would be a niche market only focused on the internet.Wait, I already knew all that around 2002. Nevermind.
>>66300054I would kill ToroToro
Awesome! I'd use it to fund a second season of Darker than Black.
>>66300054You do know Tezuka has other works than Astroboy that would have made it worldwide and promoted anime to kids anyway, right?
>>66299998Salvaging the anime industry counts as personal gain if you enjoy anime.
>>66300079But what studio should make it? Definitely not Bones because they might fuck it up.
I would go back in time and become an apprentice to Tesla. Then transport him to our time where he would have the technology to make his visions reality. Then ride his profits into early retirement.
>>66300079>>66300131>mightyou mean have?
>>66299845I always thought it was Dragonball Z's fault.
>>66300045Probably a good idea to keep some spare rubber hoses and a gas can, too.
If you go back in time and stop any anime from being produced, then that anime will never exist.But if that anime never existed, then why would you want to stop it in the first place?
>>66300160Silly anon. There is no DtB S2.
>>66300201>I have never watched BTTF
You know you can like ... not watch the anime if u dont like it...
Dragon Ball Zyou know it's shit
>>66300114>Getting rid of a show I don't like is salvaging the anime industry.
>>66300201Another world line, you'd remember it because you lived in a time where it did happen
>>66300201Parellel universes and shit.
> ctrl+D>Biscuit Hammer>0 resultsYou guys ;_;
I like how nobody questions whether Deloreans are time machines. At best, you could use it to drive to an anime convention or something.
>>66300253>people who don't like what I like are autistic
What if UFOs are scholars from the future who come in flying stealth time machines to study history and that's why there's a high in UFO sightings whenever something important happens?
> ctrl+DWat
>>66300201No one has actually traveled through time so no one can test all the theories. There's also a theory that we can't travel backwards through time because anyone who can or has will automatically alter the future and make it to they never did so in the first place, causing a paradox that makes it so they never traveled through time.
Serial Experiments Lain
>>66300201>Go back in time before anime was made>Watch it all as it's broadcasted, make copies of it to keep>Go back in time again and stop it from being produced>Keep copies to give you a reason to have come back in timeAnd there you go.
>Mobile Suit GundamNo need to thank me, I only just removed the vast majority of childish, pretentious shit anime from existence.
>>66300385Tomino would just create something else that would gain popularity.
>>66299816You summed up my feelings on the matter pretty well. Of all the good and not-so-good things that Evangelion did, by far the worst is its popularization of pathetic, effeminate, and emotionally stunted protagonist characters ala Shinji--a trend that continues abated even unto this very moment. I'm not saying that Evangelion is the creator of or otherwise solely responsible for this phenomenon, but it firmly cemented said phenomenon in the minds of the industry.
>>66300294
I can't be bothered with trying to fix Japan; I'll just go back to 1984 and burn down Harmony Gold before they finish Robotech.
The butthurt Evafag tears in this thread are delicious.
>>66300452I'd actually say Gundam popularized the child pilot and psychologically depressed child stereotypes. Eva just took it to another level.Likewise, Eva didn't create the 'Rei' character type, but it popularized it even more.
Eva, for killing manly anime the second it got popular.
>>66300452All this is true. My own problem with Evangelion is the fandom. Outside /a/, you can't criticize any single aspect of Eva without somebody writing a full length rebuttal essay.
>>66300538You just gave me an excellent idea. I would use my time machine to systematically destroy every American Distribution and dubbing company before they had a chance to ruin Anime. Nelvana, DiC, 4Kids, ADV, Software Sculptors, Viz, etc. I would then use their remaining capital and try to get Japanese companies to invest their own shows in the west, specifically the ones I already knew would be popular ahead of time like DBZ, Eva, Sailor Moon and Cowboy Bebop.
Time isn't linear, stopping something might cause it to happen in another dimension dooming those people and they might declare war against us.
>>66300764Time may or may not exist except as a perception of the universe by humans.Critical levels of deep incoming
>>66300541>2 faggots samefagging in a shit thread =/= butthurt.LULZ UR EPIC TROLL XD XD XDFucking weekend /a/.
>>66300764"The big bang is a proven theory because we've calculated it up to 4 milliseconds before the Big Bang happened."
>>66300862Ah, the famous 'samefag' argument used in every NGE and Madoka thread whenever it gets flooded with people saying they're shit. I was wondering when this would pop up.It is also possible that not everyone likes the show, Timmy.
>>66300564I would contest you point on the grounds that although Amuro and Kamille are autistic as fuck, first Gundam and Zeta Gundam don't glorify their behavior in the same way Evangelion does. When Amuro does shit like bitch about the same lack of sleep that's affecting everyone else on the White Base or hide the Gundam in a sand dune and try running away, Bright punches him in the face and tells him why he's being retarded. When Kamille doesn't take his responsibilities to the AEUG seriously and gets emotional over stupid things, Mr. Wong beats the shit out of him so hard that he ends up losing consciousness. Ultimately, both of them man up and become much better characters as a result.This is ultimately why Tomino himself said that he doesn't want to be associated with the likes of Evangelion at all: his works might be full of depressing things, but he never tries to portray mental illness as something normal or acceptable unlike Anno.
>>66300853>Time may or may not exist except as a perception of the universe by humans.Fucking deep yo.
>>66300955I agree with you. That's why I said Eva 'took it to another level'. Though I don't want to say Gundam is squeaky clean and free of idiotic plot ideas itself. Many of its characters do things that would make an Eva character look sane by comparison.Also, Shinji for much of the show isn't really that bad. I can understand pretty much everything he does except in the Hedgehog Dilemma and End of Eva. The rest of the series, he actually comes off as more of the sane person compared to the rest of the cast. Hell, for a good chunk of the show, he's actually more upbeat and positive than Asuka is.
Assassinate Oda and Toriyama.
Boku no Pico
>>66304521>Assassinate Oda and Toriyama>and ToriyamaIf you assassinated Toriyama, Oda wouldn't have made One Piece dumbass. And if you really wanted to kill Shonen, you need to go farther back than Toriyama.
>>66300902What "caused" the big bang then? There has to be some sort of "first cause." Cause and effect...
>>66306307According to scientists, there was nothing before the big bang. Just an 'infinitely small collection of mass that exploded to create the universe, time and space."The most popular theory now is that our universe was caused by a ripple or tear from another universe that caused the giant explosion that created our own. Of course, scientists will never admit or theorize where that other universe came from or that there could be forces greater than our knowledge that could have created that universe. Because that would be admitting there could be a god or possibly something beyond the laws of tangible science.Also aliens created everything.
>>66306214It's not the fact that it's shounen so much as the works in question are utterly insufferable.And while I'm at it I'll have Oshii knocked off as well.
>>66299571why can't animators draw cars anymore, god
